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1eeb5b No.16295808
Here it is.
>COOP
>BJ Psycho Daughters Using the Jewsuits
>Paris
>Friend Pass
1eeb5b No.16295829
>And of course, Synthwave.
>The COOP could work well.
>The game also seems to be cheaper, like 30 dollars.
>They might be desperate after the disaster that TNC was, which could lead to a better product.
I wonder if this is possible.
b3db14 No.16295830
>implying anyone cares after The New Failure
fe1077 No.16295836
The characters look like fucking dykes, can't they make a woman attractive?
07312d No.16295853
>loud screaming quirky xd so funny dykes with southern accent
I fucking hate this shit
Reddit is going to eat this shit up like pack of hungry dogs
3e42d3 No.16295856
they are still making wolfensteinenbergowitz?
Is this shit yearly like CoD now in efforts to stop the tide or something.
710f8b No.16295870
Every year you think things can't possibly get any worse
ceb8ab No.16295875
>tranny looking bulldykes
But of course, it was either that or manjawed bulldykes
07856c No.16295880
I'm fairly confident that if you made a Wolfenstein game where you played as the germans and it had titties everywhere, it would sell better on outrage alone.
8a13d3 No.16295885
I'm sick of Synthwave. Dance With The Dead went from making really goodstuff to literally the same track(Riot) a gazillion time. Darkwave ones are faggots. Megadrive stopped making stuff.
Fuck that genre
965299 No.16295886
>>16295880
Right-wingers buy more games so it would sell more.
43a582 No.16295897
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Why does a 75% "polish" 25% jew looks like an unindentifiable mystery meat?
Why are they so repulsive?
Why give a shit about wolfenstein after 2009?
or RtCW since you need nuwolf to redeem 2009 design choices?
>>16295829
that's a pretty bad trailer, I'll give you that, but can you top this?
>>16295880
That'd be boring since the only thing Allies were researching was either stolen, or how to weaponize niggers and how to destroy cultures of Germany, Japan and Italy.
Maybe Reich wolfenstein where you stop soviet-jew magicians using blood libel to empower socialist magic which is basically portable blackholes that make people, resources and money vanish
640396 No.16295898
>>16295885
The genre did die pretty quickly didn't it?
72e72a No.16295924
Remember to never give Bethesda money.
8a13d3 No.16295933
Also, I'm glad they're fully acknowledging they're both terrorists. This new contunity shat the bed the second they expected me not to have sympathy for the cool looking "bad guys" who for all intents and purposes, liberated wizardry tier technology from Jews who were hoarding it and used it to make their countries better. Also also, I'm really glad the suits are nothing more than just a "cool skin" and it doesn't add shit to gameplay.
Also thanks for ruining Turbo Killer for me. I was looking forward to finishing my /agdg/ dream game and using that as the trailer music.
>>16295897
I've noticed how modern comedy relies too much on the crutch that no one takes the universe seriously at all, making the whole setting and characters nothing more but a messy punchlines for self aware "hijinks".
BUT NONE OF IT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY.
>>16295898
I don't really know. Last album I listened to was Dance With the Dead's B Sides and I hated it and that was the end of Synthwave to me.
And now I'm stuck back into the phase where the only music I have is vidya music because I literally know of nothing else and anything I give a try I usually hate.
13921a No.16295937
>>16295808
>memewave because that's what all the cool kids listen to these days
>somehow the Americans chased the Nazis out of their country despite being out gunned and having inferior technology
>the plot is literally some Spykids shit: "The kids gotta save the world because the grown ups don't have what it takes"
>everything looks graphically worse than the last game
>protags look like dykes
>forced co-op
Who thought any of this was a good idea?
250d52 No.16295944
>>16295836
They can, but being Marxists they must destroy and degrade beauty.
eb84e1 No.16295959
>>16295808
New Life is Strange game looking pretty good.
734aa3 No.16295960
9e1e3d No.16295966
>All the important characters are nigresses and dykes or dyke-looking girls
Where do you go from here? Is it time for the cripple trans nigger characters?
462941 No.16295973
>>16295808
So no Vice documentary this time about how Wolfeinkike's all about the antifa uprising against Drumpf's Nazi America?
e01d8e No.16295975
>day starts off OK
>drinking tea trying to wake up
>see that Jim has reemerged on youtube with a stream
>get a reminder on steam about Forgotten Gods expansion for Grim Dawn dropping today
>start downloading Serious Sam Fusion because of e-celeb videos on the Duke Nukem mod
>get excited and drive happily to work
>listen to the stream while working, it's a depressing reminder about Articles 11 and 13 passing
>people don't show up for meeting because fuck me, right?
>go to the appointed spot to pick up a second hand game
>the bitch doesn't show up on time because fuck me, right?
>20 minutes later she calls and tells me she only now got the message and is vewy sowwy about not even leaving her number for me to get in contact with her
>she lives IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING PARKING SPACE we wanted to meet on
>gives me the game
>bottom of disc is covered in dog hair
>assures me it's a working copy despite it being a modern multiplayer game with a used CD key
>renew my driver's license
>drive home
>hungry
>everyone keeps praising this burger place close to me
>order a philly cheese steak, medium rare
>equivalent of 8 dollary doos
>there's a nigger in the kitchen
>there are like 5 niggers in the entire city
>meat is cooked to medium on one half, fucking RAW on the other
>come home, Serious Sam Fusion done installing
>won't launch
>downgrade
>won't launch
>try to buy Forgotten Gods for 15 €
>Steam conveniently forgets my debit card information
>renewing it costs 1 €
>I had exactly 15 € on my account
>go on /v/ because I can't play anything I wanted to today
>see Wolfenstein is getting raped up its sore ass again
I'm caught in a windmill of wagecucks life. Hold me, /v/. I just wanted to play video games.
ceb8ab No.16295977
>>16295933
Check Loved to Death, it's pretty gud
B Sides is shit tier
eb84e1 No.16295978
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>>16295885
It really does piss me off, I've never seen a genre die so quick and I love it. Fucking hipsters ruin everything. I still like some of Perturbator's stuff and Trevor Something is still solid. The Midnights are great if you look past their shitty leftist politics.
1eeb5b No.16295983
>>16295830
I didn't played it, didn't care. But, coop in Wolfenstein, could work. I will wait to see how they made the story this time.
>>16295836
I think they can. But they just don't want to. Or at least none of the AAA studios.
>>16295937
They had it planned for some time. The girls were appearing since december. Think Far Cry Blood Dragon, that is pretty much what they are trying, except for the interesting graphics. In that regard they are not even trying.
d25565 No.16295990
I shouldn't have watched this
74a342 No.16296000
>>16295975
Unhappiness is forbidden, citizen. I think you'll find the therapist's office very comforting.
9585d9 No.16296009
>>16295836
They literally can not. People in the west live surrounded by filthy and ugliness everywhere so real life isn't going to help and art institutions only teach people how to draw more ugliness. And worst of all, the standards have been corrupted to the point where ugliness is considered beauty so you get ignored at best or ridiculed and hounded at worst if you try to make anything beautiful.
551b9d No.16296035
>>16295983
>I think they can
only the first one is attractive despite the dike hair
8a13d3 No.16296037
>>16296014
Do you really think playing as the germans will fix the games? I didn't particularly like The New Order because it, like a lot of modern FPS games that feel like they need to stand out from everything else, relies too much on substance(DUDE YOU CAN PILOT A MECH, DUDE YOU CAN DHOOL WHEELD, DUDE ISN'T THIS CUHRAYZEE) than actual gameplay elements. I like sliding as much as anyone else but it's not enough for me personally to make up for substandard shooting that's just flashy and obnoxious.
>>16295977
>War
>Portraits
Now this is what I came for. Thank you again anon.
e01d8e No.16296039
>>16296000
I cannot unfine what your digitals have speak. Very bellydofeel, brother, I shall visit therapist for the good of all. Hail Big Sister.
1fc4df No.16296046
That was pathetic.
>>16295975
I'll be honest, I have a bit of trouble figuring out whether this is one of those "the future is grim" greentexts or if some of it happened.
837a8f No.16296049
>>16296009
Worth posting an anon's take on the matter.
743b09 No.16296050
>>16295808
If only they had made the whamen good looking.
ceb8ab No.16296061
>>16296037
I think even they felt like B Sides was overwhelming.
It's nothing but the same shitty synth beats and they barely have any use for the guitar.
ceb8ab No.16296064
13921a No.16296065
>>16295933
>I've noticed how modern comedy relies too much on the crutch that no one takes the universe seriously at all, making the whole setting and characters nothing more but a messy punchlines for self aware "hijinks"
Because being funny requires effort and talent, which are things modern "comedians" severely lack.
>>16296050
A shame too because skin tight bodysuits are my fetish.
43a582 No.16296066
>>16296052
>ram gun down and burn your way through an occupied city that you probably intend on liberating and using
141d29 No.16296068
>synthwave
fug i'm going to play teh game and be dissapointed because i doubt the ingame ost is going to have a blood pumping song ever
e01d8e No.16296073
>>16296046
you know, I was going to add the bit about buying porn loycense, but I guess reality is shit everywhere, not just Bongistan.
837a8f No.16296081
>>16296073
At least we aren't spoiled for targets, so all the enterprising right-wing individuals that want to do some anger management have a lot of places to shoot or blow up.
ceb8ab No.16296082
>All the shills and bots
Damn, they're really doubling down after TNC flopped and everyone but the hardest of cocksuckers shat all over it.
Can't waitto see GGGmanlives being paid to shill it.
16cc0f No.16296083
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Why do people use synthwave instead of actual 80s music? There's more than enough bands from formerly Nazi/Soviet-occupied countries that have produced relevant and fitting music.
8a13d3 No.16296095
Oh fuck I just remembered April is next week, I sure hope to God they make some terrible joke game like the rest of the damned industry.
>>16296061
So far what I'm noticing (skimmed through the first few tracks, listened to War and Portraits, currently liking Creep too) is the same thing with Loved to Death, but it still has those standout tracks with that kickass guitar of theirs. I don't really know how to explain it besides "it's that sick guitar that shows up in Musou games". I'm on the start of Become Wrath right now and it seems promising.
>>16296067
>I just want big titties
I can't really blame you.
I really just want a nice tacticool game, similar to say Doom's Hideous Destructor but a bit less dickish and a fair bit more streamlined, where you can be a one man army but it's dangerous, tense and challenging as fuck coupled with a story that is literally "go shoot shit, operator".
551b9d No.16296097
>>16296049
>everything is Jews
I fucking hate this attitude because it divorces oneself from being responsible or having a sense of duty toward ones own societies well-being. Kikes are troublemakers and they wield tremendous political power through the world but to blame them for all your social ills is a lazy and anti-intellectual surk of your duties toward our fellow man. Moreover it ignores the Gentiles selling out their own kind whom live in sin and voluntarily work towards the "globalist" agenda for their own disinterested profit. Externalizing your problems it's essentially untermensch nigger logic of a slave race.
1eeb5b No.16296105
>BJ, a fighter.
>Sacrifices himself for what he believes.
>Is executed for that.
>They don't let him die.
>Freedom Fighters can't do shit by themselves.
>Force him back into the fight
>Forces him to be under the service of communists.
>The woman he chose is a psycho that don't really care with the kids she is carrying.
>Manages to survive and have two kids.
>Twin girls.
>They Become Dykes.
>BJ now lives in a cucked USA with three Dykes.
>Can't have peace even among his family
>Decides to disappear.
>The Dykes want him back for some reason.
>There ain't no rest for the wicked.
This is the portrait of a tragic hero.
551b9d No.16296107
* it also ignores the rare good Jew whom has abandoned there sinful culture of Jewery
bf831c No.16296114
>>16295880
If they made a game of Youjo Senki with all the verticality and flight, it would sell very well.
17a364 No.16296119
>>16296097
Agreed, and the problem is best solved by removing those to whom the traitors sell out their folk.
e01d8e No.16296120
>>16296081
gee, fellow alt right wing anonymous video game forum user, you sure are right
I'm gonna go and plant a DIRTY BOMB in a WHITE HOUSE where THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES RESIDES in the next ! MINUTE right fucking now!
8a13d3 No.16296132
>>16296114
I haven't watched Youjo Senki should I? but I hold ZoE to be verticality/flight gold standard. Is that the same thing as what you're asking for, but with german soldiers?
dcc5be No.16296133
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>>16296107
>* it also ignores the rare good Jew whom has abandoned there sinful culture of Jewery
You mean this guy?
eb84e1 No.16296134
>>16296097
I agree with you, as much as I hate jews. Memes aside, Boomers really helped make things bad for everyone but themselves today and are blissfully unaware of it, and it pisses me off when they ask "What is wrong with the world today?" or "Why can't you kids get a 60,000$ a year job straight out of highschool? BACK IN MY DAY…" They are complete unaware and still make things worse. SJWs and censor happy liberals are just a byproduct of them.
43a582 No.16296135
>>16296107
>Posting cakekike instead of bobby fischer
837a8f No.16296139
>>16296097
It always comes back to Jews because that's where these ideas originate from.
Also, traitors always get the death penalty, that's tacitly understood.
>>16296120
Spare me the hysterics. Lone wolfs snapping and fucking shit up is exactly where we're headed. I'm not inciting anyone to violence, I'm merely stating what is going to happen.
eb84e1 No.16296141
>>16296107
Good jews are far and few, but Mark isn't one of them. Better than most but still not good.
bdba2f No.16296147
>>16295836
attractive women are problematic
ec12fd No.16296148
>>16295933
>I've noticed how modern comedy relies too much on the crutch that no one takes the universe seriously at all, making the whole setting and characters nothing more but a messy punchlines for self aware "hijinks".
>BUT NONE OF IT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY.
It's the Whedon-speak. 99% of [current year] writers think they're funny so every character has to make quips or break the 4th wall.
8c86a8 No.16296152
<Wolfenstein: Nobody-Asked-For Edition
>currentyear forced female quota in vidya
>B.J.'s never before mentioned daughters
>bunch of borderline retarded dialog
>miserable attempt to ride the Blood Dragon humor and edginess wave
>synthwave blasting like fuck everything
>token nigger buddy
>wypipo using niggerspeak/ebonics
This franchise is now officially in the same slapstick category like CoD and BetaField. Feminized and Niggerized for the vocal minority market that will probably not buy it anyway.
551b9d No.16296157
>>16296133
>>16296135
>>16296141
>You mean these guys?
Yes of course, did you think I was talking about the Cake king of the schlemiels?
b35e12 No.16296158
8a13d3 No.16296171
>>16296148
It just doesn't work when everyone is the ha-ha funny guy.
I was watching Upgrade recently, a movie where shit's pretty fucking gorey and brutal and is kind of a depressing movie, but the very first fight scene had both an excellent use of comedy(basically the character looking confused/horrified while he's fucking up the other guy by smashing an entire set of kitchenware on his head combined with his robotic, efficient movement which lent an element to comedy) and terrible use of it(the main character didn't shut the fuck up and just had to go "WOAH DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STAY DOWN MAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING DUDE HE HAS A KNIFE HE HAS A KNIFE" "i see that he has a knife" "AAAAAAAAA SCREAMING").
I don't remember who but it was one of the furry fuck's friends who had done a review on the new ghostbusters who had put it really well, as to how in these movies no one is the straight guy anymore and everyone wants to one-up the rest by being the super funny comedic relief, except the entire cast is the comedic relief
346453 No.16296172
Fuck, was she pregnant of sons and transitioned them because CIS genderism was nazi or something?
>>16295858
>>16295868
*Synthwave is nice. Don't shit in Synthwave because of commie faggots.**
43a582 No.16296174
>>16296105
>BJ is a fighter
>has a mighty boot
>kills a medieval zombie king and his army
>defeats mecha hitler
>kills an transdimensional space bug alien from black sun universe
346453 No.16296176
>>16296172
>Forgot to spoil properly
222a87 No.16296188
>>16296105
Theres no way Im the only one that thought of Ted Cruz when they saw that image
551b9d No.16296189
>>16296176
>likes Neon Pink
>likes Neon Teal
>likes Synthwave
>can't spoiler
lol what a gay
16cc0f No.16296196
>>16296172
>>16296176
[spoiler]Might as well spoiler like this with your shit opinions[\spoiler]
8a13d3 No.16296207
>>16296196
That actually works, dumbass. Forward, not backslash.
7c87bd No.16296219
>>16296176
EAT ALL THE CAKE
e01d8e No.16296222
>>16296203
Synthwave was cool
16cc0f No.16296224
>>16296207
I know, but only newfags would default to the [spoiler] tag. It's just a joke, lad. Having two separate tags allows you to embed spoilers within spoilers, so it's pretty cool.
72e72a No.16296227
Man, someone really doesn't want this thread being about how terrible Bethesda is.
49f5c9 No.16296235
>>16295975
>renewing it costs 1€
I’m sorry you have to fucking pay to put in your debit card info?
e01d8e No.16296241
>>16296227
what has betheda ever done to you?
All they've ever done is create marvelous games like Skyrim and Fallout 3!
7c87bd No.16296244
771515 No.16296249
>>16295853
The key there is "with southern accent" - it's all about attacking white people/anything associated with the right in any avenue, in this case with weaponized faggotry.
e01d8e No.16296255
>>16296235
(((standard))) practice
7c87bd No.16296259
>>16296252
(((John Kelly)))
551b9d No.16296262
>>16296259
you know he's back. He was resurrected just to shit on Ralph.
ee6e39 No.16296267
>>16296105
The BIG TWIST will obviously be B.J. ending up weak and worthless while the powerful women finish the job. It's the same playbook as nu-Star Wars- take the original male hero and turn him into an embarrassed failure.
3ced26 No.16296268
>we were born to kill nazis
oh hoh
did they just use genetics as proof of their duty???
7c87bd No.16296273
cf336b No.16296282
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>synthwave
>in the 80s
>when it didnt even exist and is just a faux made up genre based on the 80s
Yikes! Unironically how can you fuck up a game about nazi killing this bad? its time to make my own game about being the nazis killing allies i guess.
5ef054 No.16296285
>>16295829
>>16295836
I understand that putting games (just like all other art and entertainment that came before) on a conveyor belt means outsourcing the most mundane type of work (like the creation of assets) to 3rd parties but how the fuck can a human being look at these models and go “Yup, this is acceptable.” Fucking ambient occlusion on hair?!
551b9d No.16296286
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>>16296267
>the Twist
what if it turns out that he became a Nazi because of his toxic masculinity inevitably transformed all men into Nazis.
>>16296273
Yeah he was apart of Plate gang allegedly.
>>16296282
>Yikes
>>>/cuckchan/
72e72a No.16296297
>>16296285
When you're a currnigger anything that doesn't have hair growing on its face is probably fuckable.
cf336b No.16296299
>>16296286
Yikes is now a neo-nazi codeword remember?
Yikes = yids + Kikes, 1488 bro
6960a3 No.16296301
>>16295808
I'm eagerly looking forward to this to be honest. Not because I want to play this shit pile or anything. I just can't wait to watch Kikenstein Mudbloods fail miserably and get a hardy chuckle out of the journo tears.
551b9d No.16296313
>>16296299
fuck off back to cuckchan you filthy kike
58ba64 No.16296314
>>16296285
It looks like something an amateur made in Poser circa 2000.
345c62 No.16296329
>>16295975
Don't worry anon, I'm sure everything will–
>Euros (as a currency, specifically)
>has to pay to renew his debit card info just to be able to pay more money
I hear CO poisoning is a painless way to go.
b7391b No.16296331
Wolfenstein is dead. It died a long time ago. Whatever this is, it's not Wolfenstein.
5ef054 No.16296337
>>16296314
It looks like this weird 3D CGI “porn” you find on DeviantArt.
9314d0 No.16296344
UGLY DOESNT MEAN STRONG YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
08482c No.16296359
>>16296337
>copyright in the second pic
>someone though that was good enough to be stolen
I forgot this shit existed, thank you for reminding me of these nightmares.
43a582 No.16296411
>>16296359
I like the huge pill bottle with the warning.
c286dc No.16296418
>>16295808
>that voice work
I killed the embed at that first fucking line
and I thought Anthony Burch's sister was bad
52b8d0 No.16296463
>>16295870
Thats the beauty of the liberals and jews anon
There is no bottom,to their efforts to make us all miserable
2a72f0 No.16296490
>>16296132
You should definitely watch it, it's one of the only good animes to come out in the last two decades.
4bc390 No.16296523
>>16295808
>>16295829
>COOP
I'm always down for some bro-op.
>BJ Psycho Daughters Using the Jewsuits
Uh-oh.
>Paris
Mite b cool.
>Friend Pass
Sure, why not.
>And of course, Synthwave.
2012 called, it wants its meme music back. Which used to be cool before it turned into fedora-tier garbage. Now it's literally "FELLOW KIDS" music.
>The COOP could work well.
Maybe. Depends on how shit the netcode is.
>The game also seems to be cheaper, like 30 dollars.
But you probably have to buy it twice to play it As Intended™.
>They might be desperate after the disaster that TNC was, which could lead to a better product.
Doubtful.
The co-op is literally the only thing that piques my interest in this. Everything else just seems fuckawful.
Besthesda says: 1980s Paris co-op shooter featuring girls, killing nazzies.
I say: Cashing in on the artificial 80s meme while trying to simultaneously cater to the Stranger Things crowd and the tumblr girls that squee over it. The twins look like shit, they use every token minority role straight out of the Hollywood playbook (which is ironically and hilariously racist as shit) and they're being straight-faced about the whole fucking thing. Oh, and they say "fuck" once.
THE FACE OF PROGRESSIVE GAMING, EVERYONE.
2efa26 No.16296525
>>16295858
>>16296172
I like synthwave, fight me you fagots
7b722c No.16296526
09d505 No.16296541
>>16295870
Things wouldn't be as bad as they are right now if people just stopped speaking with their Words but instead spoke with their wallets. Companies only care about profits and if something isn't profitable they will do the complete opposite.
Now a days most dolts will still buy a product they don't enjoy because of reasons like "you gotta try it before you buy it" or "I gotta see what all the fuss is about" which gives the company revenue and shows the company they should keep doing it and guess what? it bloody works every fucking time.
You people want things to change? Then bloody stop tossing your cash at everything. Speak with your Wallet, not your Words.
8128f1 No.16296556
>>16295808
Thank you for letting me know about this huge pile of shit, if it wasn't for you OP I'd never find out, you fucking faggot.
837a8f No.16296562
>>16296285
How are there niggers still alive after 40 years of Nazi rule?
2efa26 No.16296566
>>16296562
Nazis are dumb, DOOOYIH! XDDDD
43a582 No.16296608
>>16296562
How were there jews in the first game.
837a8f No.16296620
>>16296608
Shit writing. I remember the Germans had problems conquering Africa for whatever reason too.
09d505 No.16296623
>>16296566
The fact that there is still niggers around in the game makes no god damn sense. If you've actually read Mein Kampf this is what their leader said about the race: "the Jews had brought the Negroes into the Rhineland with the clear aim of ruining the hated white race by the necessarily-resulting bastardization." and then while under Nazi rule in 1937 the Gestapo had rounded up and forcibly sterilized most of them in their country. The ones remaining became either guinea pigs for medical experiments or were just killed off. If this game is suppose to be historically accurate at the 'possible future' under nazi reign, you shouldn't be seeing any of them.
837a8f No.16296646
>>16296623
To be fair Nazis didn't have much of a stance on niggers (besides sterilizing the Rhineland bastards, like you mentioned), but that's mostly because there were "only" about 30,000 niggers in Germany at that time.
That being said, there's really only two ways they would have dealt with the nigger problem. Either they would have exterminated them all once it came to light just how bestial they were, or they would have forbidden them entry into the Greater German Reich. Either way the player should never have encountered any niggers or browns.
51c7ee No.16296806
>>16295975
I know this feel € anon, shit times with shit people all around and may god have mercy on you if you live in a larger city.
We will make it, somehow, sometime to burgerland
ef43c1 No.16296825
>>16296285
I love how if you don't look closely, all of these bull dykes could easily pass as men. Fucking disgusting.
bb4105 No.16296827
>>16295829
Las goblinas de el 56%
cf336b No.16296835
>>16296313
you sound mad as fuck!
43a582 No.16296840
>>16296620
It's impressive how they managed to fuck up a story of
>Allies Axis stalemate
>rumors that Axis is researching a magic weapon™
>investigate
>they are indeed building a magic weapon
>blow it up
>bravo, a true american hero
Blazkowicz was a mute protagonist because he didn't need to say anything
on top of that not only did they redesign him from a physically fit, average caucasian into a grotesque, fridge-like "aryan" meathead but they gave him extremely pretentious monologues about how war is bad, but nazis are even worse, they also made gunplay and level design shit for good measure.
72e72a No.16296846
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>>16296840
>Blazkowicz was a mute protagonist
000000 No.16296855
>>16296840
Muh cinematic experience.
72e72a No.16296875
>>16296872
You aren't fooling anyone.
1f7ce0 No.16296880
>>16296510
To think are dead according to OpForce
12c3bc No.16296883
YOU WHITEASS FASCIST NAZI PIGS
>>16295829
Synthwave is the official genre of identitarians, this is cultural appropriation.
cf336b No.16296898
>>16296883
its the official genre of faggots that were born 10 years ago and think the 80s was neon purple
cf336b No.16296926
>>16296913
every decade has nostalgia for the decade that came 30 years prior because kids born then have all grown up and get to nostalgiafag over shit with their children
12c3bc No.16296936
>>16296898
Most things that utilize the genre don't pander to the pseudo-nostalgia of crusty gen-xers.
72e72a No.16296939
>>16296936
>pseudo-nostalgia
The word your looking for is vicarious. They're living out other people's nostalgia because they have none themselves.
97bf39 No.16296961
So how likely is it this Wolfenstein will bomb too?
cf336b No.16296963
>>16296936
the entire genre is made for and by nostalgia gen-xers, it was made 20+ years after the 80s ended and has nothing to do with the 80s itself but instead tries to emulate the OST of generic action thriller movies
>>16296961
100% chance
43a582 No.16296968
>>16296541
>Companies only care about profits
You're literally retarded.
Companies don't give a fuck about profit, it's secondary to control.
I'm sure faceberg is banning everyone right of Lenin because they're risk to profits even though you could be selling data of "right wing terrorists" to alphabets and bank companies.
I'm sure Gilette airing an advertisement for anti-masculinity is a misguided and the CEO is just a big goofball disconnected from realities of the market
Same company, gillete made a whoopsie and accidentally had a gross unshaved tranny advertise against women shaving which would logically hurt their profts.
10c07c No.16296988
>>16296913
the 80s were the last time we all dressed for the future. Now we just dress for the boring ass present
12c3bc No.16297002
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>>16296939
Will add to my vocabulary.
>>16296963
There definitely are '80's pandering' bands and such but I never got that from the music as I didn't live in that era, and even so to me 80's is just Metal music. I just like the music. Stuff like vid related doesn't evoke the things you mentioned, and there's a lot of good stuff that doesn't rely on Terminator 1 OST as a template.
12c3bc No.16297014
>>16297002
Though to be honest this seems to be edging/offshooting into other genres.
6eeba5 No.16297019
You know I kinda like the idea of sequels having the children of past games doing stuff like their parents did and the game doesn't look that bad to me. Despite that though i am not giving any shekels to bethesda, They can go fuck themselves.
72176c No.16297029
>>16295808
I bet you all this game will marketing on "sexism in video games" to sell, because it has literally nothing to provide!
>The Wolfenstein brand?
Its dead bucko, its not a money making name anymore.
>The COOP?
Plenty of games did that and do that already. Besides Battle Royal is the new youtuber trend. Not a strong selling point.
cf336b No.16297055
>>16297002
the 80s was a mix of genres, but everyone where i lived just listened to folk music or rock music, there was electronic music but its getting harder to find with synthwave clogging up all the searches, lots of good soviet and european electro, america, not so much
ceb8ab No.16297085
>>16297032
Anon you should only reply to bait if it's 1/10
That was a really worthless 0/10
107eb1 No.16297089
>>16297032
That comes from /britpol/
b796a5 No.16297112
>>16297089
Yeah I heard /leftypol/ use the same excuse too.
No, no it doesn't, if it did it quickly got hijacked by Cuckchan and /leftypol/, and then spammed by them and only by them.
07312d No.16298563
>>16297112
> using Google results as an argument
You're beyond salvation.
407141 No.16298611
Sadly, I think the only game that could have a Coop with nice girls would be a new Timesplitters. I wonder if THQ Nordic will be Smart and really do something with the franchise.
ee1008 No.16298612
>>16297089
No no it doesn't.
e21731 No.16298617
>>16298563
>defending leftypol
>defending cuckchan
your nose is showing
a73387 No.16298618
>>16297089
This is true btw it was made by brit/pol/, /leftypol/ stole it, same with all the good Bomber Harris content.
a0c0e1 No.16298685
>>16296039
>We could have had Onee-chan watching us
>Instead we got It-is-ma'am-ster
38ff9d No.16298696
>>16295808
>be blond american white man
>fight and get severe ptsd from ww2
>be replaced in modern media by lesbos and wymen of color
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is justice. Disgrace them! Piss on their graves!
89abd9 No.16298713
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>>16296105
>>16295808
>>16295829
>>16295836
>Friendly reminder hunt down the Freeman had a longer campaign and more varied gameplay than wolfenstien 2
392406 No.16298715
>>16295808
>Metallic jumpsuits.
>Nice bods asses look good.
>Fucking ruined by man faces.
ee1008 No.16298731
>>16298618
No again we'll take credit for the Harris stuff (because it's funny) but those shite little comics aren't ours.
cf336b No.16298743
>>16298618
>Shabbos goy harris
710f8b No.16298744
>>16297019
>and the game doesn't look that bad to me
4740c1 No.16298754
The dislike ratio is interestingly high. It's still majority liked, but it's about 5.5-1, or 18% disliked.
4961c2 No.16298762
>>16298754
>soldier's dick is uncircumcised
It's the subtle things.
3b715d No.16298770
Reminder that this is what the allies fought for.
85ad09 No.16298784
>>16295808
That's really poor character dialogue. Could have been cool, but they fucked it up.
7ebcee No.16298791
>>16298754
I'm in love with that nazi clang
9841cc No.16298794
>>16298676
>google delists the place because muh haetspeech
>anons figure out how to use (((their))) tactics against (((them)))
<y-you're defending google
(You)literally can't stop glowing in the dark nigger
65786c No.16298809
>>16296174
>eventually has a descendant that turns into a demon slaughtering rage fulled demigod that saves humanity from being invaded by the forces of Hell.
cf336b No.16298825
>>16298809
>saves humanity from being invaded by the forces of hell
But earth already got invaded you fag, Did you even play DOOM II?
65786c No.16298834
>>16298825
and he fought them off after they invaded, stopping that invasion and saving humanity from being completely wiped out and/or being enslaved forever
cf336b No.16298842
>>16298834
no, you said saves humanity from being invaded, not he stopped the invasion after it happend. HUGE difference there
4d4406 No.16298956
>>16295886
they just pirate them
e6505a No.16298971
literally the only thing I liked about the video was the soundtrack. It's gonna blow. How the fuck do you take the concept of sci-fi super nazis and make it BORING?
d5d5fa No.16298976
>>16298971
>How the fuck do you take the concept of sci-fi super nazis and make it BORING?
By not letting you play as the Nazis. See Killzone.
e6505a No.16298989
>>16298976
So what you're saying is we need a new enemy territory game but with the 60s sci-fi nazis and resistance dudes? That would actually be pretty nice, assuming whoever the fuck bethesda got to make wolfenstein didn't touch it.
72e72a No.16298993
>>16298989
It wouldn't matter who they got because Bethesda would rape the shit out of it.
9ed931 No.16298999
>>16295829
>Synthwave
Guaranteed trash. Synthwave is "le wrong generation XD" millennials making a weird bastardization of old synthetic music and is usually coupled with shitty eye-burning visuals and weebshit (they love throwing random Japanese sentences in the visuals). Look at this image and tell me it looks anything like the "nostalgic" period of art they're trying to emulate.
9e1e3d No.16299016
>>16298976
I'd love for SJWs to make a game in which you play as what they perceive as a villain so we can get Teagan 2.0
e6505a No.16299027
>>16298999
I think you're confusing synthwave for vaporwave. One is actual compositions, the other is smooth-sounding-noises.wav. There's plenty of good quality synthwave tracks, hotline miami's OST is proof that the genre has value.
6eeba5 No.16299037
>>16299016
>make game about being a nazi to show how evil they were
>Accidentally make them look like the good guy.
I love the idea, we should convince them its a good idea.
9ed931 No.16299094
>>16299027
It's all just stuff trying to recapture an era that's gone instead of trying to do something new. Really their choice of going this route with the music is just another piece of the creative bankruptcy of modern mass entertainment.
94d916 No.16299106
>>16299094
>I've never listened to synthwave but im shitting out my ignorant opinion here
okke
348e2a No.16299115
>>16299106
Most of the "Le 80s revival xD" fad is exactly what he described.
72e72a No.16299124
>>16299106
We have IDs here cuckchan.
e6505a No.16299130
>>16299124
you might want to check his ID retard.
b4551a No.16299131
Should just make our own nazi game where people like the faggots that made this are all properly disposed of.
A game where the good guys win, the nazis.
72e72a No.16299142
>>16299130
Go back. Both of you.
94d916 No.16299145
>>16299142
fuck off reddit
4740c1 No.16299148
>>16299094
>It's all just stuff trying to recapture an era that's gone instead of trying to do something new
So what? It's a cool sound. Not everything has to be new, not everybody will be a trendsetter and not everything that's new is automatically good.
If a person wants to make music reminiscent of an era that's fine, it's not like they would have produced some ultimate genre-defining work otherwise. I really don't understand this argument.
Hell, what if somebody just LIKES the sound without any of the nostalgia attached to it? Most of the people making synthwave are under the age of 25 anyway.
72e72a No.16299149
>>>/v/16299145
>all posts are whining about people not liking his terrible taste in music
>defends a bonafide reddit spacing cuckchanner
This is what IP hopping looks like, folks.
c9060c No.16299175
>>16298770
Hindsight is 20/20, but they really did when you think about what it means to believe in freedom of religion. Not enforcing religious/cultural standards is just roundabout Democracy, as the only force left for a government in determining its best course of action is in the number of people. And it just so happens that brown skins have the highest total number of people, with chinks in second place.
I can only hope the (((West))) cucking itself to death loosens the stranglehold of Freedom and Justice For All upon the rest of the world.
c514fc No.16299445
>Nazis occupy Paris and French language and culture is almost extinct
>meanwhile in real life, diversity is displacing French culture
Pure projection.
c514fc No.16299452
>>16296646
>To be fair Nazis didn't have much of a stance on niggers
Doesn't matter, these games feature the imagined Hollywood version of Nazis that wanted to exterminate everyone non-white (including the Japanese after they finished their task).
2befa4 No.16299459
>>16296132
>should I?
No.
Read the books, they're on nyaa.si, the anime is a butchery of the original work (as most anime are these days).
5b9527 No.16299489
>>16296490
The anime was mediocre. It's not bad but the LN and manga are both better, the anime butchered the character design because the author got butthurt about people liking Tanya for the wrong reasons.
b422d2 No.16299924
>>16298611
Judging from what they said in AMA it's not up to them, Koch Media are the ones who own it and I'm not sure about them.
1779e1 No.16299977
Remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie.
191787 No.16300037
>>16299977
too late, T-series already won
8a13d3 No.16300153
e01d8e No.16300171
4740c1 No.16300215
>>16300153
Indian channel. People suspect they're botting the subs.
d08a3c No.16300240
>>16300215
Apparently any indian that buys a new mobile phone gets automatically subbed to that channel.
8a13d3 No.16300245
>>16300227
Is that a fucking airsoft?
3c6cd2 No.16300271
>>16300245
Nah, it's worse than that. It's a toy pistol, presumably one of these carnival things that have strips of match power or something to make ban sounds.
50d813 No.16300283
>>16300245
Yes it is, either that or a water pistol.
9e1e3d No.16300284
>>16300227
>Queer anarchist
>Toy gun
>Goggles and camo
>LGBTWTFBBQ wristbands
>All that garbage in the background
This is too perfect
43a582 No.16300293
>>16300245
no, it's an extremely cheap toy that makes vaugely gun-related noises.
551b9d No.16300316
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>>16299027
Vaporwave isn't a real genre, its just slowed down Diana Ross (an other 80's song) to make fun of synthwave.
be48c6 No.16300326
>Which used to be cool before it turned into fedora-tier garbage. Now it's literally "FELLOW KIDS" music.
real talk, its mostly just because carpenter brut is used so fucking often. Andi ts always the same three songs too. Turbo Killer, Division Ruine, and Le Perv.
eb84e1 No.16300425
>>16300316
Pretty sure Sythwave didn't become a real think til after Vaporwave.
bd0ca0 No.16300430
>>16300345
Does this picture trigger a smell response in anyone else? When I see this dude get posted I get a vague whiff of filth and assbutter, a similar response to seeing chrischan
c0c66b No.16300468
>>16296082
Didn't he think TNC was shit?
551b9d No.16300556
ff0a96 No.16300566
>>16295933
Don't forget, you hear about children and families getting sickened and killed by mold from concrete, because DA SUPAH-JEW corrupted the formula for the nuCrete being used in construction everywhere so that mold would grow in it and break it down. And then you have to kill the man who's worried about his family getting sick, and is being called crazy for complaining about the concrete as the cause.
>>16296222
Far too much flutter and wow.
>>16296268
They're too blind to see it that way.
578752 No.16301063
>>16295808
I am truly starting to believe (((Harlan Ellison's))) words, except while Sci Fi literature is the only 100% positive media for humanity, vidya is the only 100% positive media for Nazis. Literally get their shit kicked in in every videogame ever and they always come back to life stronger. If anything, Nulfenstein's message is that no matter how many times you kill it, NatSocs are still winning by the next game. If they weren't such money grubbing merchants, they should've made the antagonists into the Thule Group living in Antartica.
2f02f8 No.16301270
>>16295885
Coldwave best wave
75300d No.16301439
There should be appeal on retarded bans like this. I wasn't "shitting" up the thread you stupid son of a bitch.
c16b0d No.16301479
>>16301439
>there should be an appeal for a 4 hour ban
i for one won't feel sorry when the kike bans you again for 2 days this time for ban evasion
75300d No.16301494
>>16301479
>banning multiple proxies and tor
Nice simplification of the issue though faggot, I was talking about the trailer and some offhand thing about Youjo Senki like a couple of other bans, I didn't do shit. This is blatant misuse of power.
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>>16301494
wow you're actually that new
amazing
75300d No.16301531
>>16301494
*anons
>>16301513
>you're new for not sucking hotpocket and nintoddler kike's dicks
There are actually people who defend Mark and co? Are you Mark & Co?
567a61 No.16301778
>>16296105
I'd call him a tragic villain rather than a tragic hero.
c3a953 No.16301815
>>16296562
How did one of them get a college education in TNC?
>>16298825
>not the Cash cover
Ruins the impact of it
51b7f9 No.16303103
>>16301874
All kikes should hang.
fb6f68 No.16306374
>enjoy wolfenstein for the dual wielding rifle guns blazing gameplay
>enjoy the second one despite the pol posting because the second one is literally just the first one but with more campaign
>watch the third trailer
Why did they remove the biggest looking Chad for two teenage dykes? How did they end up as that with Blazkowicz' genes? Why do they look at something cool and decide "hey let's fuck it up"? Who is responsible
9f8a04 No.16306637
>>16301874
You're clearly new. As shitty of a dumb kike BO as Mark is, anti-kike stuff gets posted all day long and only in the rarest of cases gets deleted.
99f6bf No.16306656
>>16306644
there's a lot of anons here who enjoy bodysuits. though I must say, the tiling does kinda enhance them
e28c40 No.16307773
>>16306374
>enjoying fucking garbage nustein linear gameplay with retarded fucking gunplay
>enjoying short as hell railroaded cinematic shooters with QTEs
>hurr durr pol posting
Fuck off newfaggot.
c514fc No.16307836
>>16300227
>>16300345
These pics are like 10 years old. He no longer looks like this, he cut his dick off too.
df4aac No.16307915
Tag it with Villain Protagonist on Steam.
9106ae No.16307936
>>16300430
>He knows what assbutter smells like
eb84e1 No.16308043
>>16295933
>BUT NONE OF IT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY.
I also notice how much they have to curse now or constant sex jokes, its become annoying.