d48c0f No.16288406
Todd Howard suicide watch engaged as all exclusive bethesda.net titles announced for steam
Fallout 76, Rage 2, Wolfenstein: Youngblood, Wolfenstein: Cyberpilot, and Doom Eternal are all coming to Steam
https://nichegamer.com/2019/03/25/fallout-76-rage-2-more-coming-to-steam/
4ce68c No.16288419
Oh wow, I can't wait to play Fallout(tm)76(tm) on Steam(tm)!
9b171f No.16288421
Ah, that's too bad. I was hoping NuDoom 2 would bomb by default.
c85a72 No.16288424
>>16288419
You're laughing but this is what majority will think and thus those faggots will get their wasted budget on this piece of shit back.
5022f4 No.16288426
>Morrowind is free today on the Bethesda.net client
d76cda No.16288427
>Wolfenstein Youngblood
Holy shit I forgot all about it.
Fuck you for reminding me.
7ef365 No.16288435
>>16288406
Nice! Now we get the chance to buy the amazing Fallout 76 on both platforms (separately)!
543137 No.16288460
I actually wanted to try Cyberpilot because I'm a /m/an and I'm starved for Mecha vidya.
7d6d38 No.16288471
>>16288419
>he can't even "®" properly
9b171f No.16288479
>>16288460
Withdrawal is no excuse to allow Bethesdashit on your system.
161469 No.16288485
There were other Wolfenstein games after New Order?
4ce68c No.16288491
>>16288471
Sorry I didn't buy the full Bethshill package
35b200 No.16288519
>>16288479
Not only that, but he could have pirated the game, so he's implying that he's going to give money to bethesda.
d48c0f No.16288583
>>16288485
yeah Old Blood, New Colossus, Yung Blud, cyber pilot
5bbd7c No.16288622
I'm surprised they didn't go for (((epic))), it would be the kind of smart business decision they usually take.
d48c0f No.16288636
>>16288622
I imagine steams willingness to operate paid mods played into it
712a32 No.16288644
>>16288622
Epic claimed recently they have higher quality control than Steam, maybe this is what they were talking about and not the indie garbage.
7ef365 No.16288661
>>16288644
Nah, AAA games are always considered "quality", no matter how shit they are.
69e9fa No.16288679
>>16288406
Well Rage 2 might not be shit since Rage largely was (but what little fighting there was was really good).
14021a No.16288761
Still not buying them Todd
9b171f No.16288769
>>16288679
Rage 2 looks fucking embarrassing.
ebfed0 No.16288793
And here I was happy that I had never heard of Rage 2 or these new Wolfensteins, fuck.
208ae5 No.16288903
>it didn't even last a full year
d56daa No.16288912
>>16288761
But my fellow Anonymous poster, I assure you these are all games of the highest quality and worth every penny! The epic "Bethesda® Collection" should be the cornerstone of every steam user's library, a collection you'll go back to time and time again to re-experience the timeless classics within.
And don't forget to pre-order The Elder Scrolls® VII, the steam version will even offer an exclusive bundle with the steam controller, what a bargain!
9a9552 No.16288914
>>16288421
Why? cause you are colossal faggot? thought so.
7d6d38 No.16288915
File: f18babe1f9039b0⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.39 MB, 322x220, 161:110, 63cc20d981718663b500807ad6….gif)
04b2c8 No.16288947
>Companies try to make The WoW Killer™
>Companies make themselves look incompetent in the attempt
>In the end only WoW could kill WoW
>Companies are now trying to make The Steam Killer™
>Companies are making themselves look incompetent in the attempt
>
d56daa No.16288967
>>16288947
>Steam dies
>Apple and google monopolize the market
>Finally gaming is saved
Current year +1 can't come soon enough.
d49e4a No.16288973
>>16288406
>Only game that's coming to Steam that's worth playing is Doom Eternal
Glad to see Bethesda crash and burn. They've been blinded by their success and I'm glad their hubris has come back to haunt them. Being humbled might make them actually work hard on their future titles.
f286fa No.16289009
Did they abandon Denuvo, too? Because the bethesda launcher isn't the only cancer they're weighted down with.
44cdd5 No.16289014
>>16288967
>pc gaming accelerationism
current year has gone too far
cc34c5 No.16289019
>>16288915
It would be nice to get some dolphin porn after all these years.
b010f0 No.16289069
>>16288973
>actually work hard on their future titles
Nope. They'll keep shitting gamebyro trash and Skyrim remakes until the heat death of the universe.
30a49c No.16289125
>>16288967
If only that was true. Disney buying up all of entertainment hasn't made it better, just stale with rehashes and unnecessary sequels and remakes. Indies will have to save gaming when the bubble burst. Not the current socal indies but the real ones who actually care about gaming.
184104 No.16289128
>>16289125
As far as I know Disney has shit the bed so hard they had to pull back Soy Wars™ to every two years instead of one.
9b171f No.16289135
>>16289128
They also killed off some other cartoon or something. It's like they're going out of their way to tank the series.
184104 No.16289143
>>16289135
Good, I've never liked star wars anyway. The only good things to ever come out of it were video games and I've given up hope of one of those coming out since EA got their hands on it.
d56daa No.16289156
>>16289143
>The only good things to ever come out of it were video games and I've given up hope of one of those coming out
Reminder that (((Lucasfilms))) shut down the fan remake of KotOR.
6a9135 No.16289194
>>16288406
>Fallout 76
The sad thing is that streamfags are stupid enough to buy it despite the giant shitstorm that pile of shit caused.
184104 No.16289212
>>16289194
But, dude, open world! It has to be good!
97c170 No.16289233
Please remove creation club so i can play without my save getting fucked in fallout 4 todd
c833e3 No.16289253
>>16288947
>there are now tranny emoticons
Hit the switch, Joey.
6d5a77 No.16289259
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
d8d5f6 No.16289262
>it lasted less than a full year
2cc9c7 No.16289281
>>16289253
Joey
hit the switch
7e29b1 No.16289289
>mfw they are actually trying to make EPIC games give them money by trying to take them off steam
>mfw not even EPIC wants this trash
9b171f No.16289297
>>16289289
All the skeletons in Bethesda's games probably has them banned from China anyway so it would be pointless.
ef4de5 No.16289334
I wouldn't touch that shit even if you paid me, Toddster.
b9f4fb No.16289346
>>16288583
Is that Sans from fucking Undertale?
9b171f No.16289351
>>16289346
It's hat sue knee meeku.
4ce68c No.16289357
Apparently Bethesda are working on a mobile title that got delayed for whatever reason. Fucking laughable.
d48c0f No.16289364
>>16289346
premium waifu from idolmaster
b78e7f No.16289369
>>16289346
She's the flatest im@s girl, forgot her name but she's even flatter than most of the lolis, even the sleepy 9 year old.
bfa515 No.16289370
>>16288947
FF XIV has been good.
9b171f No.16289378
>>16289357
Because that team had to come in with everyone else to help salvage Fallout 76. It's why everything has been delayed.
d48c0f No.16289385
File: e65e184a5a5cc33⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 203.54 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, __kikuchi_makoto_idolmaste….jpg)
>>16289369
I prefer makoto tho truth be told
7ef365 No.16289412
>>16289385
Iori is the best im@s
184104 No.16289425
232437 No.16289432
>>16289253
<Hit the switch, Joey.
9b171f No.16289455
>>16289432
>Doom_32X_soundtrack_surround_sound.png
6a743d No.16289458
>>16289432
whoa thats a blast from the past. i remember seeing this pic a long time ago on some humor site. weird
a9d5f7 No.16289630
Bethesda must be really desperate for cash.
Looks like Fallout 76 tanked so fucking hard that it took their entire game store down with it. Shame it still wasn't enough to take the studio down as well.
9b171f No.16289674
>>16289630
There's still the chance of them getting bailed out by someone. It would pretty ironic if Epic did it just to kill iDTech once and for all.
9b817b No.16289686
>>16289455
I actually laughed out loud you fucker
ca1709 No.16289875
>Todd tries to push paid mods on Steam
>gets BTFO'd
>Todd tries to start his own client
>gets BTFO'd
>Todd tries to create his own multiplayer game
>gets BTFO'd
/fit/ was right. They never learn.
ec46b6 No.16289891
>>16288419
alt+0153
t. ™Pro™
2e9062 No.16289913
Next is Bethesda dropping out of an e3 event. They really don't have the games to show off, so it would have to be padded to hell just to get an hour conference.
ccdfa5 No.16289932
>>16289891
>Spoonfeeding alt+ secrets
c004db No.16289969
>>16289432
Is he getting foreverially delitized?
9b171f No.16289991
>>16289913
>They really don't have the games to show off
Hasn't stopped them before.
0564ec No.16290069
>>16289385
>lewding the purest cutest idol
Be nice to Makoto.
db10a0 No.16290072
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey.
7ef365 No.16290081
2c1fd8 No.16290087
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
f64bba No.16290093
>>16289630
76 was an amazing stillborn assetflip that managed to make bethesdrones angry about those sweet little lies
ec4232 No.16290131
>>16289913
They have Doom 2, Starfield, Rage 2 DLCs, FO76 modding tool coming in november, TES Blades, and a new game from Arkane, Tango, or zenimax online called Deathloop which has appeared recently on the zenimax trademark list.
53798d No.16290135
>>16290131
>FO76 modding tool
>online modding tool
ec4232 No.16290136
>>16290135
You can rent a private server or something I recall.
38780a No.16290185
>>16289455
OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK
f29874 No.16290217
>>16289432
Reminds me of that old screencap about the vault that had rooms with no exits except for a small hole, and everybody started shitting in everybody else's holes.
c5442c No.16290280
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
000000 No.16290316
>>16288406
As if paying for games was a good thing. Get them pirated only.
d776a9 No.16290395
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16289135
>They also killed off some other cartoon or something.
You mean this shit?
2461a1 No.16290409
>>16288679
>Rage
It was pretty alright until the last rushed segment of the game.
6a53a5 No.16290438
>>16289253
HIT THE SWITCH, JOEY
f29874 No.16290447
1514f2 No.16290481
>>16289297
Epic store isn't for the mainland market, there is a difference.
44766e No.16290555
>>16290395
The Yuuzhan Vong died for this.
1153d9 No.16290600
>>16289891
Is this one of those cia brainwashing vids I've been hearing about? Pure kino if you ask me.
80ddd5 No.16290715
>>16289781
What the fuck are recorders? I vaguely remember them being a plot point in Mob Psycho?
7ef365 No.16290722
>>16290715
A musical instrument you dummy.
80ddd5 No.16290727
>>16290722
Well, what the hell is so perverted about taking someone else's? The fact that it's a mouth instrument? It seems like more of a sanitary concern than a perversion.
1a83e9 No.16290830
>>16289364
That can't be Chihaya. Her breasts are too big.
710f3d No.16290936
THEY DIDN'T BUY MY FUCKING GAME
710f3d No.16290942
>>16289455
Brapcore is truly the best genre.
5a5e76 No.16290957
>>16290409
Mutant Bash and most of the shooting moments were good, too bad the enemies mostly ranged from people rushing you or taking cover. At least the occasional jetpack or armored dude gave a little change. The rest ranged from mediocre to terrible though.
e6473d No.16291020
>>16290395
What the fuck am I watching here?
fb9c1a No.16291037
>>16289891
I could just copy-paste the thing if I wanted to.
ce9043 No.16291038
>>16288947
>putting your gaems on your own servers means you want every shitty indie gaem on the planet on it
2d6d70 No.16291127
>>16290936
Actually, Todd, many of them did. They paid money to get shit on like never before. That made many wake up to your sweet little lies and they started to hate you.
You'd be better off had they not bought it. But you couldn't resist, could you?
ec46b6 No.16291490
>>16290600
Nothing of the sort, goyim.
t. Pro™
ba1e7d No.16291677
>>16289125
>Indies making anything that arent garbage virtue signaling "games"
c833e3 No.16291744
>>16290600
It's subgenius stuff.
cc1a65 No.16291828
>>16289253
hit the switch Joey
232437 No.16291885
>>16290381
The screenplay of a possible 4th Cube film.
2274e3 No.16291957
>>16290395
>>16290555
This was actually being worked on in like 2012 right before shit was bought by Disney, who promptly saw it and went 'fuck off', putting it on permanent hiatus. So credit where due, that particular abomination is on older-Lucas Arts
whereas Disney in a rare moment of sanity decided to never let it see the light of day.
9c38a9 No.16292366
9b171f No.16292372
>>16292366
Not anymore they don't.
9c38a9 No.16292376
>>16292372
I didn't realize they had one to begin with.
7ef365 No.16292396
>>16292372
It's not like they got rid of the client. It probably just wasn't profitable enough to keep games exclusive to it. They were just trying to entice more people to use it the other day by giving away Morrowind for free*.
*bethesda.net account required
c833e3 No.16292563
>>16292396
From what I hear, it was only required to install the game. Besides, if you did require the client, there'd be nothing stopping you from copying and pasting the files elsewhere and using OpenMW.
088fe6 No.16292594
>>16289253
That wasn't a troon, it was nyanners.
ec46b6 No.16292608
86a439 No.16293370
>>16288406
After what happened with 76, you'd think Todd would've already been found hanging from the rafters.
196c11 No.16293378
>>16288406
Fallout 76 mod support soon?
36817e No.16293393
>>16289253
Hit or miss , Joey.
710f3d No.16293434
>>16293370
>green nigger futa
>all those watermarks
delete your life
39f9cd No.16293830
>>16293434
You want more nigger? All you had to do was just ask for more.
e56848 No.16293859
>>16293378
Why would there be mods in an online only game, dumbass?
608e61 No.16293994
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
0ccbdb No.16294120
>>16289253
hit the switch joey
44cdd5 No.16294124
>>16293830
>those faces
fucking why
745b00 No.16294152
>>16293830
This is actually canon in Elder Scrolls Online lore. There's an orc with the name component Gro, a masculine naming convention, that is in fact female. Not to mention the fact that they gave alchemic potions the ability to "change genders" with their Summerset Isles DLC, effectively making the Altmer into Californians.
5bc2aa No.16294165
>When you try to kill a platform with exclusives and then suddenly no one buys your games
OOPSIE WOOPSIE
566e6f No.16294170
>>16292594
No nyanners isn't half as cute as the girl in the video and isn't flat-chested either
aa8d70 No.16294278
>>16293830
Reminds me of this.
f22ddd No.16295010
>>16294278
I'm not done being horrified. Is there a part two?
a88c13 No.16295061
6eceec No.16295074
7fc2ad No.16295081
>>16288912
Go to bed Sseth.
000000 No.16295083
>>16288406
>(((steam)))
and dropped
9da5a0 No.16295085
>>16288912
>The Elder Scrolls® VII
What's The Elder Scrolls? Is that a Skyrim spinoff?
bc76f0 No.16295095
>>16288426
Why, to trick people into signing up for a dead client?
>>16288914
>he likes nuDoom
>calls other people faggots
>>>/cuckchan/
370b54 No.16295144
>>16295083
>wanting any of those games
once again the torposter proves why the board would be better off without them
4c3c84 No.16295194
>>16295081
I want to fuck a horse
86a439 No.16295550
92ed82 No.16295607
710f3d No.16295622
>>16288947
take your fucking tiktok memes far away from here
a6e3a8 No.16295637
New wolfenstein trailer is up. Won't even bother posting webm
9041ec No.16295660
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16289891
NO FUCKING WAY.
Did NOBODY in this thread realize that sounds from that video are sampled/recreated in Wario games!? Nobody?
There are so many of these that it's going to take me more than an hour to pinpoint the exact ones.
Especially at 1:44, that warped voice technique! It's the same one as 2:25 in the warioware video. Fuck, I'm so familiar with it that it's not unnerving to me. Some of these are also in wario land 4. I have to find them!
a18a34 No.16295673
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16295637
Why are they dumb hicks?
710f3d No.16295677
>>16295637
There's another one?
72bb23 No.16295693
>>16288424
Isn't Fallout 76 considered shit even among normalfags?
78071b No.16295694
>>16295673
>those voices
>that voice acting
>those facial models
>these are supposed to be the offspring of a aryan hyper masculine super soldier
>gurl powah YEAH!
this is fucking satire
a18a34 No.16295711
>>16295694
Well, Blazkowicz is actually the son of a white supremacist and a Jewish woman somehow, though his head was cut off and reattached to the body of an Aryan soldiers, so I guess his children are technically Aryan?
78071b No.16295732
>>16295711
If we follow this logic then they will develop super aryan power after getting shot by the aryan arrow in their aryan genes.
567200 No.16295736
>>16295673
>they changed their designs and made them look like dykes
>lol, killing Nazis is like, sooo fun!
>slower gameplay than other arcade shooters
>still pushing the whole antifa angle
I have to wonder if this was in development before the last game bombed, or if Bethesda is just throwing away money to show how woke they are?
86a439 No.16295739
>>16295694
He knocked up his wife before his head was attached to the super soldier body, so the kids are just half-white/half-jew.
78071b No.16295744
>>16295739
was his wife white or a jew? because that cant work unless she was half-white half-jew like him
9b171f No.16295745
>>16295673
Friendly reminder the developers are sweedes.
c04c7a No.16295753
>>16295711
>white supremacist
Polish Jew-eater who personally holocausted his wife every day to get her jew-gold.
Luckily his son fights antisemitism by enabling jews to mix carcinogenic concrete so innocent civillians including women and children die while hoarding jew magics including panaceum and perpetuum mobile for themselves because evil nazis had the audacity of sharing such knowledge with the general population which is bad.
BJ "terror billy" is here to Correct the Record® by committing acts of terrorism including but not limited to industrial sabotage and instigating a high-security prison break.
How do you fuck up a simple story without politics that went for most of the games
>Hey BJ, you're our best guy and we send you alone to investigate the rumors of SUPER WEAPON being developed that will turn the tide of the war and end the stalemate to our disadvantage
RtCW starts with anglokike and a fat burger talking about how William is their best guy but they won't do anything about his capture and will instead sit idly.
nu-wolf was so dogshit it redeemed 2009
9b171f No.16295779
>>16295753
The entire nuWolf story reminds me of a time some Jew came to our school when I was like 8 and told us a story about how Nazis stole all the gold from the poor Jewish ghettos. Some kid raised his hand and asked "if the Jews had gold why did they live in the ghettos". I don't remember his answer but after that another kid asked "why didn't the Jews just share the gold" making him mad as fuck. I don't remember anyone getting in trouble either.
86a439 No.16295786
>>16295744
Yeah, just checked, she's polish Caucasian. So they are only quarter jew.
78071b No.16295799
>>16295786
they look like they are from ass effect
c04c7a No.16295823
>>16295799
The FBI nigger looks like she's an albino nigger with severe hepatitis.
75a091 No.16295835
>>16295673
WHY ARE THEY ALL WOMEN
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
3a127c No.16295846
I didn't know these games weren't on steam, I just assumed they were. Sometimes I'm glad I'm so incapable of paying attention.
>>16289253
"Hit the switch, Joey"
i thought she turned out to just be a weird looking girl though?
>>16289432
Is that a gas chamber?
>>16289379
Doesn't he still let you do the good ones?
78071b No.16295851
>>16295835
These are the faggots that make professional soldiers less competent than a pregnant woman and a guy tripping on LSD.
bdca07 No.16295855
>>16295835
Because gaming is now being catered towards homosexuals and women. Get ready to see less male protagonists and more minorities.
7ef365 No.16295865
>>16295835
Because you guys bought nuDOOM. That's what you get for supporting Bethesda.
78071b No.16295910
>>16295879
>>16295892
>piercing in general
Every person who has piercing should have it violently pulled out with force as punishment.
92c193 No.16296129
>>16289019
It's pure myth.
276729 No.16300582
>>16295779
Of course they didn't get in trouble, they were sent to some re-education camp in hollywood by the kike, you can guess what happened later.
c5d052 No.16300830
>>16295910
>>16295892
Glad we're on the same page gents.
74e383 No.16300925
>>16293859
To sell them, of course!
This wouldn't be so difficult to pull off with Gamebryo and a heavily moderated paid mod store.
Just have the server sideload .esp files on demand and set a fixed mod size so it doesn't lag itself to shit when some richfag joins.
No script extenders or the like, but that has never stopped anyone.
It worked for Roblox, what could possibly go wrong?
6a9135 No.16300933
>>16295892
It's not all bad. If you see someone with a nose piercing you know immediately not to bother with them.
7ef365 No.16300960
>>16300933
If you see a 3DPD in general you know immediately not to bother with them.
740531 No.16301017
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey.
2a10ba No.16301022
>>16289875
All he had to do was make a good video game and not bullshit.
We fucking told him.
38e1e7 No.16301436
>>16289253
Hit the switch, joey.
9e0b08 No.16302425
>>16295892
A nose piercing is a good indicator of if a girl has fucked 15+ guys in the past two years
ab2185 No.16302454
>>16289253
HIT THE SWITCH JOEY
18b353 No.16302465
>>16288967
>say "immigration is rad"
>your phone picks it up as "immigration as bad"
>account instantly deleted due to white supremacy
>phone bricks itself
44766e No.16302545
>Fallout 76 coming to Steam
<As thanks for many of our players, who have decided to migrate from Bethesda.net to Steam, we at Bethesda want to give you guys a gift for staying so long with us. Your accounts will be given 100 atoms for free alongside a complimentary coupon to get 5% off the Legendary™ Remastered™ Edition of Skyrim™
535e34 No.16302550
>>16302545
I'd hit Maud Howard.
d3ce6c No.16302708
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
14f5b6 No.16302713
>>16295846
She did. But it's a longstanding meme that she's a dude. Which makes sense, because in the "current year" you never fucking know anymore.
e9d519 No.16302764
remember the main Bethesda is 4 studios now, its HUGE and the others like Arkane, Machinegames etc havent produced numbers expected
so i think they cant afford even terrible titles to get stuck selling badly on their platform
so this decision to release on Steam is going to help
15974d No.16302974
>>16302550
Yeah, seems like a nice milf
feed4f No.16302985
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
2a1cfc No.16303475
Don't buy them on steam too, make sure Todd pays for his sins
a52984 No.16304352
>no mention of Pete Hines, the man that thinks lore is for losers and nobody should care about it
>the man that probably does more damage to anything Bethesda touches through sheer ignorance and ego
877050 No.16304360
>>16304352
The whole board of directors could use a guillotine treatment.
9b171f No.16304361
>>16304352
Probably because this thread isn't about lore you dumb fuck.
a52984 No.16304435
>>16304361
>he thinks Pete is only a lore issue
>the PR man that tells people that modding is hacking if they haven't released the (((official tools))) for that specific game yet
98f8a0 No.16306506
>>16288406
I started pirating because of Steam, they aren't going to get my money. I paid for a physical copy of Morrowind and Oblivion, I'm willing to pay for an actual physical copy, guess they don't want my money.
ffeafd No.16306532
>>16306506
I really hate what it's all turning into.
>buy a physical copy at the store
>PSYCH! It's just a CD with little to no data on it
>Here's the Steam Key!
I just want to play my shit offline and not have to worry about Steam's servers getting hacked and losing all of my shit that way.
Plus what if they decide to simply not host the game I paid for anymore?
What is stopping them from just going "Not enough people are playing these games, lets remove it and save having to buy more servers"
And there's shit like being able to buy a game on Steam and companies like EA won't let you login because they shut it down on their end
676449 No.16306562
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
f9a2f0 No.16306619
>>16289253
>Hit the switch, Joey
98f8a0 No.16306630
>>16306532
>Physical copy
A Steam code or digital download code isn't a physical copy. The same people who are bitching about Epic had absolutely no problem with Valve getting rid of physical copies and making giving money to some platform the only way to legally play new games on PC. They weren't complaining when the only way I'm willing to pay for games was taken away. They are just worried about their download licenses. They know that they only paid for a download license, even if they can back it up, if they lose the ability to download from Valve's special servers then they lose what they pay for.
I have no desire to pay for a download license, even if its on "sale" for $1. I'd rather pay for an actual physical copy with the entire game on the physical media and that doesn't require some platform like Steam, I don't mind giving up an insignificant amount of convenience. The philosophy behind PC gaming is that you are willing to give up some convenience for a superior experience, if only PC gamers applied that to the games themselves.
cddc94 No.16306757
>>16289253
*Hit the switch, Joey*
0fa127 No.16307086
>>16295673
Can't tell if I am high or this is some sick kind of hell I have been send to.
bfa515 No.16307289
>>16290727
>this guy has never thought why french kisses are so hot.
9b171f No.16307365
>>16306630
Keep screeching, chink.
4adb39 No.16307465
>>16295673
>video unavailable
Well, so much about that.
9b171f No.16307538
>>16307465
You didn't miss much.
7ef365 No.16308927
>>16308906
They're probably gonna be shit anyway.
9b171f No.16308932
>>16308927
No, they'll definitely be shit and in Starfield's case most likely cancelled.
13de24 No.16308935
>>16308906
I wonder how Elder scrolls 6 will dumb down and make the series even shittier when it finally comes out
9b171f No.16308942
>>16308935
I wouldn't expect anything more than a reskinned Fallout 4. Hell, you probably won't even be allowed to pick a race.
98f8a0 No.16310660
>>16307365
Chinks, Epic, and (((Gabe))) hate physical
34b889 No.16310671
>>16308942
>Because the game is set in progressive Hammerfell You can only play a lgbtBBQ-non-binary-person-of-color.
d776a9 No.16311361
>>16300933
>>16295892
>>16302425
>Discover I have a half sister
>discover her kikebook
>nose piercing and a pahjeet bf
I don't care if she doesn't know me, I have already rejected her sharing half of my blood.
9b171f No.16311403
>>16311361
You really need to kill the bf. Streetshitters must not breed.
0270f4 No.16311697
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
c2cc97 No.16311923
>>16295673
>Wolves hunt together, Blazkowicz
6820f5 No.16312246
>>16295673
jesus fuck, no wonder pol is radicalizing at a high rate nowadays
5bbd7c No.16312292
>>16295673
Every time I do a little introspection and think "you know, maybe I'm a little too much of an extremist in my views" something like this shows up.
e18eb2 No.16312315
>>16295673
>all the characters around you, including you, are young girls
>and they're all super fucking ugly
>dude #yolo swag killing nah zees
>0.1/10 voice acting
Just like, make them attractive, and not caricatures of themselves, how hard can it be? Those cuck faggot swedes were probably thinking they were following in GitS's footsteps, too.
70e0ca No.16312318
>>16289253
I've grown accustomed to the suffering.
6c2ed6 No.16314601
>>16312318
Fucking ching chong cunt
26660b No.16315252
>>16291744
I hate (((Discordians)))
7dd270 No.16315264
>>16288406
Know my pain Todd.
>>16288421
Doesn't the game actually look decent an didn't the devs make anti-refugee/immigrant jokes online?
7dd270 No.16315268
>>16289253
Wait… she's a tranny?! You assholes told me she wasn't a trap! WTF
HIT THE SWITCH, JOEY
aaceaa No.16315297
>>16290395
>this is jewish humour
Its always the same, it never ends!
aaceaa No.16315303
>>16315268
She isn't, for once
967e90 No.16322179
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
e4e51d No.16322257
>>16290555
We were screwed from the get-go friend. Lucas or Disney… It didn't matter… They were gonna fucking rape our asses and what we loved to the uttermost extremes…
5b5e8f No.16322291
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
393b03 No.16322370
>>16290395
Why did I watch this? I need to watch something good and drink maybe half a bottle of vodka to make it go away.
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
392873 No.16322399
Bethesda.net Client
what? wtf is that?
392873 No.16322403
392873 No.16322439
>>16295673
!!!!Slaay queeen yasssss!!!!
709e49 No.16322498
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey
2b1b80 No.16322505
>>16295673
This game looks HELLA woke.
5591e3 No.16322507
>>16295673
time to throw carpenter brut to the trash
484da7 No.16322566
>>16295673
>>16322507
I was just about to post this. He pulled his music from gex because he didn't want to tied to a message, but then allows blatant far left hacks to put in their trailer (and possibly game). He's fucking dead to me.
809270 No.16322747
>>16322566
>Gex
That was Perturbator.
c5d052 No.16322781
>>16322439
The Jews really are corrupting white women aren't they?
4e2a69 No.16322787
>>16322747
All synthwave faggot crap sounds the same so I don't blame him for confusing the two.
a138f3 No.16322794
>>16322787
Come on, Perturbator sounds nothing like Carpenter Brut. I assume you just listened to some of the generic name "musicians" who post their shit on NewRetroWave, and assumed all synthwave sounds the same, because those do sound the same.
3d1246 No.16322888
>>16295673
>we want the dishonored 2 audience
b0c1e1 No.16322927
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey.
447837 No.16323356
>>16308906
>Trusting Todd
If they are desperate for shills to give them good press, they could just make a teaser trailer to make reddit happy.
7c9327 No.16323402
>>16311361
**I'm in a similar situation. I found out I have a half-sis (18yo) but I can't even get myself to look up her FB or anything like that because I don't want to see just how terrible of a whore> this gay earth has turned her into.
Should have realised that when she was still a girl and done my best to make her a wholesome tomboy worth marrying. Fuck me**
7c9327 No.16323411
>>16323402
>fucked the spoiler
Commence the bullying I so much deserve.
ece025 No.16323583
>>16308906
>pentagram with a circle inside and a stick figure above
hmmm
f4f2b6 No.16323751
>>16295673
I will never understand the draw or appeal to look back at the 80's and trying to twist it into a fucking pseudo-enlightenment era. It doesn't capture the 80's one bit and makes me physically ill thinking this is how idiots think about it.
e2fa17 No.16323770
>>16323751
now imagine how they'll look back in 30 years..
26660b No.16323782
>>16295855
that's the fault of affirmative action and giving out free grants to unqualified *insert slur here*
f4f2b6 No.16323798
>>16323770
Now you've made me worry even more. I'm already anxious for the future.
9b171f No.16323925
>>16323770
The global IQ average will be too low to allow for introspection let alone historical archiving.
6b6e19 No.16323965
>>16311361
I know your pain, anon
>have a half brother
>never spoke to him
>looked him up online, looks like a regular guy, slightly similar to me
>just know that he's going to art school
>one day grandma sees him on TV and calls me over
>he's getting his very own "art" exhibit
>piles of junk
>actual fucking trash thrown together in a pile
>blank posters with random meaningless phrases printed on them
>he's giving an interview
>looks like a balding meth addict now
All my life I wanted an older brother, but now I'm extremely glad I never contacted the guy
0a8bb8 No.16324055
>>16289253
Hit the switch, Joey.
Death doesn't seem all that bad.
b863b7 No.16324492
>>16288406
>Todd Howard suicide watch engaged
He will be rich no matter how many flops Bugthesda keeps making. People will just buy Skyrim for the trillionth time.