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File: 7102dc7aeef78fb⋯.jpg (15.87 KB, 224x255, 224:255, 8e9ac80c450e6cc6daa07d997c….jpg)

faa938  No.16272615

The honk continues with a new serb:

byond://45.61.48.131:1488

Download BYOND: http://www.byond.com/download/

a3c125  No.16272782

A story about Hippie station before I got perma banned for killing some admin's friend.

>Work in cargo

>Nothing to exciting happens

>Traitor tries to kill one of his target which happens to me my fellow cargo kin

>We gang up on him and continue to push him down

>Another one of us make wire cuffs

>We put him in a locker and weld it

>Push him out the airlock

>Game continues, go down to arrivals for some reason

>See a xeno

>Send a message notifying of xeno

>Others respond back saying they've seen them too

>Get volunteer squad of assistants and shaft miners

>Order several weapons and gear crates

>Need HOS to open them

>Go to HOS

>Explain xenos and what we need him to do

>One of his first games and he decides to be HOS

>He doesn't understand what we mean by xenos

>Explain aliens, facehuggers, bad guys

>Still doesn't get it

>Volunteer squad gets frustrated and splits

>Half my group get face fucked and becomes aliens

>The other half finally gets HOS to unlock crate

>Half the station is xenos

>Try to abandon the station to asteroid

>To stop anyone from using the shuttle call I blow it up, accidently blow myself up as there was a plasma leak I didn't notice

>The other team gets to the asteroid

>Plasma fire starts on station from the NW

>While alien infestation is by the south where you would go to evacuate

>Aliens win

>In OOC aliens that were part of my original half of the squad tell me they ripped apart the HOS and didn't make him a alien as his idiocy would hurt them

>Everyone shits on the HOS in OOC

It was a fun game however it would of been so much better if we had competent HOS, we could of stood a fighting chance. I later out of spite one of our atmos techs flooded it with plasma due to idiots in Head positions.


e444f0  No.16272786

thats a cute clown


a3c125  No.16272803

>>16272797

I'm pretty sure it went past bump limit and sunk


cd6f1a  No.16272962

File: fd82f00dbe49aaa⋯.png (858.42 KB, 1200x1007, 1200:1007, ClipboardImage.png)

If you're adding vidya-based suggestions, why not make a growable plant called Downvote Herb? It can be used to spice dishes


a3ace8  No.16272964

>>16272962

>Reddit

>Vidya-based

What.


845cdf  No.16273000

>>16272962

>>16272964

Fecalipostis Australis

>turns almost any food into a beach delicacy

>you are upside down

>everything yer say is australialized, mate.

>gives you a little bit of heat resistance

>poison resistance, also spiders crawl out of clothes for no explicable reason

>constant need for beer otherwise your hunger meter goes down fast

>can be rolled and smoked but only a mad cunt would do that (some hilarious effects like setting your crotch on fire or some other shit)

>will always respond with the next line if in proximity to someone or something that says, "do you come from a land down under?"


cd6f1a  No.16273012

>>16273000

Do they get gun bonuses against hooded targets?


2c56f7  No.16273059

File: c4cf03772a2bb7f⋯.mp4 (201.2 KB, 360x360, 1:1, poppers.mp4)

>be ling chemist

>as we already have a competent chemist and I'm bored, decide to ask HoP for job change (playing it all above board)

>for some reason turns me in to a detective

>fuck year.png

>Now my own worst enemy/nemesis.

>Proceed to drag shitters to sec for interrogation and to deal out justice

>pull them to the interview room and eat them

>luckily no other sec around so that's nice.

>reach my genome goal but someone notices I'm covered in blood cause I forgot to shower it off.

>they get the captain involved and they find some husks

>to deflect suspicion I use a sting to make someone else change in to one of my vitims

>they lynch him instead and gib him.

>call the shuttle cause by now the station is fucked

>about to get greentext

>captain decides to arrest me for no raisins so I get redtext

>tfw


45dd62  No.16273075

IN A BLAZE OF GLORY


a3ace8  No.16273090

File: 56c6020aca2d189⋯.png (478.89 KB, 807x715, 807:715, 8826b52f5c9e60dd7131236250….png)

I guess I'll have to make the videogame suggestion myself, even if it ends up being bad.

>Remote Controlled UFO

>A UFO with a claw

>Works much like a MoMMI, except a human controls it.

>Can't crawl through vents but floats(avoids floor hazards and can fly over tables)

>Looks somewhat tiny, black finish and preferably cute

>Reference is insanely twisted shadow planet


cd6f1a  No.16273099

>>16273059

Why do you need to husk people? Does it do something that genetic stings doesn't? I've hit a 12-genome goal before, simply by stealing their genes and transforming, never husking someone once.

What I like to do is wear a mask and get the voice alteration gene, and then transform into them, but change my voice back to my own original voice, so that it will match up with my ID. In most cases, things are ezpz


a3c125  No.16273107

>>16273099

Genetic sting takes points doesn't it?

Also husks aren't to hard to hide, put them in a locker and throw them out an airlock.


2e5654  No.16273149

>>16273107

Genetic stings only consumes 10 of your self-replenishing plasma count for abilities, which recharges stupid fast all things considered.

However.

>>16273099

Husking people lets you unlock more powers as Ling, as it gives you more upgrade points depending on population and number of people you succ. Basically makes you stronger than plain roundstart lings as it lets you combine more abilities. Also unlocks some of the more OP ling abilities that can't be picked at the start until you complete a DNA quota.

Antags are supposed to kill people gents. It's when they ABUSE the fact they can kill people to ruin the round for the entire server REPEATEDLY, instead of actually completing objectives and trying to cause a diversion to mask their tracks. That's when you should be calling a murderboner out to be banned. It will never be a scapegoat for your lack of robustness, you will die alot if you have that retarded mentality that anyone that kills you has to be banned, antag or not, there are valid reasons for everything.


9bd952  No.16273215

File: f33a9be1d125f45⋯.gif (647.47 KB, 220x300, 11:15, rciardo.gif)

Someone post the github I wanna code


cd66fa  No.16273217

File: 90b9b9bc7289578⋯.png (7.25 KB, 600x470, 60:47, smug anime santa.png)

>>16273149

"Play this game the way I want you to," the post.


fe8ca6  No.16273223

>>16273059

WHERES THE FULL VIDEO?


30bb31  No.16273261

let it die


776760  No.16273324

I WANT TO

FUCK

THAT CLOWN


4f407c  No.16273379

Thanks hostfag, for adding the DNA extractor to hydro, you’ve made a certain botanist ‘’very’’ happy


f906c6  No.16273407

File: e6fd749b6998019⋯.mp4 (694.92 KB, 460x672, 115:168, beatbox cat.mp4)

How easy it to add shit? Can we make requests for shit to be added?


a3ace8  No.16273436

>>16273407

>Can we make requests for shit to be added?

Yes but code it yourself, so no.


f906c6  No.16273458

File: 47fb18228b2f3f5⋯.png (424.07 KB, 1152x922, 576:461, b5a66e5965f3fc074138059a2c….png)


a3ace8  No.16273461

File: 8e9ac80c450e6cc⋯.png (36.63 KB, 795x907, 795:907, 000.png)

>Posting a thumbnail


469564  No.16273538

File: 3cd4d6eb20a8e71⋯.webm (428.55 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 3cd4d6eb20a8e7112914b670c….webm)

>>16273461

>you will never honk her nose


2c56f7  No.16273604

>>16273223

No idea sorry.


beb5aa  No.16274040

File: 8c04d86ad305314⋯.jpg (116.25 KB, 401x333, 401:333, Boner of the year.jpg)

>>16273461

God I would to terrible things to them


d23566  No.16274041

Sorry to the clown I spaced for literally just doing nothing but walking near me but I had a pretty high stakes theft run and it wouldn't be the first time a clown has decided to engage in some EPIC PRANK that results in me getting slipped and half killed and then sec shows up and I get busted.

No chances. I knew AI and Cap were aware someone was jumping identities and stealing shit


bfb48d  No.16274046

>>16273407

>>16273458

what are you looking for


35612f  No.16274078

>>16274041

i only wanted to stamp you :\


f906c6  No.16274125

File: 00984936b632aae⋯.jpg (5.34 KB, 215x189, 215:189, 00984936b632aae9aeef15407f….jpg)

>>16274046

nothin rite now


9bd952  No.16274128

File: 8e395fcc169b85d⋯.jpg (33.45 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 46439154_115769499361116_3….jpg)

Make your requests for features, I promise I'll work on the most interesting one by Saturday, got to write a paper today


f906c6  No.16274142

>>16274128

Chicken Tendies are missing their icon you stupid nigger.

Also somebody mentioned that airborn infection might not be in this version. Add it.


9bd952  No.16274156

File: cd6b6c22d64efe1⋯.gif (1.6 MB, 480x360, 4:3, ricardo 3.gif)

>>16274142

Not my mistake, I'm just a player volunteer.

I'll probably have to resprite Tendies since I wasn't around Hate/Pizza/8station for a few years.

Airborne I do know of, IIRC it was broken when Sierra/some Discord Tranny redid virology because it was easy as pie before


7629e1  No.16274205

>>16272782

>HoS not locked behind weeks of playtime

Nice shit server


7499ae  No.16274226

>>16274205

To be fair the server switched recently so wed have no one capable of being HoS, that being said we had one guy like last night who was decent at HoS.


30bb31  No.16274316

File: 9a00cd802d1794f⋯.png (3.48 KB, 32x32, 1:1, Chicken Tendies.png)

File: c74de3be79d0ea6⋯.png (3.52 KB, 32x32, 1:1, Chicken Tendies2.png)

>>16274156

Could just look at the old git friendo. Or just use the originals.


f906c6  No.16274970

File: fb32f3da7f88f0d⋯.gif (1.54 MB, 230x230, 1:1, confus.gif)

>tfw became an AI in a backpack to a person who impersonated my original character


4110ea  No.16275302

>>16274970

hello fellow backpack cuck ai.


57f2ef  No.16275339

>go chemist

>some guy's teaching a couple doctors the chem ropes

>do usual stuff and then get bored

>break into EVA with thermite

>AI tries to arrest me with sec bots, just run around them with hyperzine

>AI gives up

>get EVA gear and go out to space

>head around to armory with some thermite

>have xray vision from cool ass geneticist

>see some roboticist spacing corpses

>tell crew

>break into armory

>sec bot there stunlocks me for 5min

>eventually AI lets me go because no sec

>as soon as i escape armory sec guy joins

>go back to station

>get chased by sec bots for a while

>sec captures me, arrests me and then forgets about me when timer's up

>break out

>wander around maint until round ends


beb5aa  No.16275346

File: e8a3d180b49a15d⋯.png (289.05 KB, 633x664, 633:664, The machine god hungers.png)


fcc051  No.16275347

>>16275339

>wander around maint until round ends

should have killed them all for violating the NAP


1222b0  No.16275353

>>16275339

I was the chem teacher, just got on. And died immediately after you left.


b0bd2c  No.16275357

>Death squad removed the GAYI with force

Homosexuality is a sin


647479  No.16275367

>>16272782

This is the state of every station with the injection of newfags. Most understand to take noncommittal jobs but there's always the retard that pretends to be retarded and ends up catbanned or the like. Just shit on them fully. I've only even been bwoinked there for sempai notice me type of shit.


1222b0  No.16275398

File: 4fdead09f23bbc6⋯.jpg (87.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1347920124501.jpg)

>Get my ID stolen in chemistry lab, someone took the screwdriver so I can't get windows unlatched

>Asking's pointless since everyone's running around to prepare for inevitable murderboning later

>Light a guy on fire with chems so I can get out of the room and get a screwdriver from outside when he panics

Welcome to the station.


647479  No.16275448

File: 6b6ea13793ad9b9⋯.jpeg (515.84 KB, 1494x2656, 9:16, snow-gondola.jpeg)

I've always been conflicted about an official server. I find it much more pleasant to find you fags in the wild. Rolling doctor lately has been exactly what you assume. Perhaps I'm a faggot for not wanting to kill you all. I just don't like killing anons.


a4a170  No.16275500

>Be chemist

>steal another chemist ID and trow into space

>Proceed to make meth

>drug everyone in the work station with a syringe gun

>Medical doctor want's kill me stab hin the eye and run away

>Make space drugs while he's blinded

>Shoot him space drugs with syringe gun

>after i shoot him he steals the gun and shoot's me

>both get drugged out of our minds

>station gets nuked


864aec  No.16275533

File: 5acdf3dc140e0bc⋯.png (178.68 KB, 500x371, 500:371, 1402251071820.png)

OP what codebase the server is running on?


1222b0  No.16275571

File: 0de59cbd4a76c84⋯.mp4 (4.38 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, BIGGER.mp4)

>>16275533

Vorecode.


cd6f1a  No.16275586

>>16275571

Don't get gobbled up by a ligger


beb5aa  No.16275631

File: 03f320ab3f65d6c⋯.jpg (110.54 KB, 1200x689, 1200:689, Make a big mom bigger.jpg)

>>16275571

I really like this webm


7a1398  No.16275659

File: e6689bcbb8e24c2⋯.jpg (84.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>16275571

Link me the git my man


caf2ba  No.16275771

File: 62ce0a910eb71a4⋯.png (1.54 KB, 53x54, 53:54, Fire Safety..png)

Fire Safety.


b1bab2  No.16275820

File: d80165ec72364a3⋯.png (517.1 KB, 1916x1035, 1916:1035, Keep it unsafe.png)

>TFW they fall for the ol' free weapon.

I fuckin cackled. Not going to go into too many details since I don't want newfags doing this, but yeah, the mime was the one bombing this.

>Flips you off

>Explodes


b1bab2  No.16275823

>>16275820

Hot shoutout to the braindead chemist, who's ID let me do what I wanted.


4e4e6d  No.16275833

File: 9b24c818c3cb1dc⋯.jpg (6.74 KB, 259x194, 259:194, Angry Engiborg Noises.jpg)

>>16275820

>cant fix piping, or APC's cause no hands doc

>it was the mime who kept blowing all that shit up


b1bab2  No.16275841

>>16275833

Hey. I just provided the explosives. I didn't set them off.

Except the one in surgery. I did set that one off.


9b078d  No.16276039

File: 2ea7ca846ca38a8⋯.jpg (7.34 KB, 219x230, 219:230, images (1).jpg)

Holy shit, there's a STALKER server in the server list. Been playing for a while and it's pretty cool, though bit deserted at times.


aea7f3  No.16276181

For those asking for the station github

https://github.com/NegroidRemover/tgstation

it is branched directly from my codebase, due to this I will likely be pushing things directly to my own then making pull requests direct to the host via super cool seperate communication methods.

If you have a request use SierraCode git and Ask about it in ooc from time to time to remind me.

In the coming days I am going to set up a project list of things that "need to be done", if anyone wants to help out just comment on that post calling dibs to an idea.

Otherwise I am doing it solo so give me some time.


2c56f7  No.16276182

Anyone on right now?


4704b6  No.16276188

File: 02afe124b3b3093⋯.png (105.99 KB, 777x484, 777:484, 003_4.png)

>>16276182

I was trying to join but the server seems to be offline.


9b078d  No.16276205

>>16276188

It seems that BYOND itself is down.


ea4989  No.16276212

File: ad070dd04798d42⋯.png (108.91 KB, 540x625, 108:125, 2w.png)

File: 20c04325c3c8648⋯.png (34.3 KB, 1077x695, 1077:695, Mom.png)

File: 0a72d7ca1aafef3⋯.png (119.07 KB, 1156x1489, 1156:1489, Balh.png)

File: 1958207ddee062b⋯.png (1.12 MB, 498x778, 249:389, 2wedfr.png)

File: 4739c3899983f16⋯.png (427.14 KB, 1361x722, 1361:722, 31.PNG)

ayy someone saved the Domino Mime picture.

>>16276188

am in, perhaps its from your end?


0ee43c  No.16276222

>>16276212

>Searched the OP image

>Didn't get any result

Anon please


4704b6  No.16276224

File: 60a94771f844938⋯.png (1.69 KB, 302x32, 151:16, BYOND_2019-03-22_10-45-31.png)

>>16276205

Seems so, rest in pieces.

>>16276212

>perhaps its from your end?

Don't look like it.


ea4989  No.16276240

File: 5727cf3d52863a8⋯.png (38.84 KB, 1254x1254, 1:1, Domino (252).png)

File: 59f060f153003c6⋯.jpg (36.44 KB, 320x409, 320:409, LEWD!!!.jpg)

>>16276222

the Mime name is Domino, original creator is called NuclearMime

the offshoot is called Momino, a fanart of the original character, forgot who made her.


ea4989  No.16276248

>>16276224

fug, byond has always been shit


f906c6  No.16276250

File: ba72b8271119a61⋯.jpg (10.29 KB, 343x148, 343:148, fuck 's this shit.jpg)

If we can't have names and Brenton Tarrant be at least added to the random selection?


caf2ba  No.16276269

>>16276250

Just go Clown with that name, faggot


0ee43c  No.16276271

>>16276269

>going clown so you can have a name

Cease


caf2ba  No.16276347

>>16276271

it's what namefags deserve


b0bd2c  No.16276484

Is it dead?


4704b6  No.16276491

>>16276484

Byond still seems to be down so I'd say so.


b5a6a5  No.16276504

>>16275398

Just break a window

>Asking's pointless since everyone's running around to prepare for inevitable murderboning later

Not even remotely true.


b6ba04  No.16276632

File: 0385cacafc19fe1⋯.jpg (34.52 KB, 576x768, 3:4, 39760727_1909482852450816_….jpg)

server's down while byond's fucking up

updated a certain admins rank

added musicmins

fixed the yeast issue

oh and we're now banning everyone who doesn't take a photo of their skin, showing it to the admins to prove they're not a nigger

thank you and have a productive shift


e0782c  No.16276723

I really hope that the master server's not gonna stay down all day.


b5a6a5  No.16276732

File: a474e576c8ffa6a⋯.jpg (17.22 KB, 512x212, 128:53, PrtScr capture_6.jpg)

>>16276632

>>16276723

My guess is they're trying to shoo away the sseth kiddies by hiding all day. "routine maintenance" my ass, BYOND has no staff activity to speak of.


1222b0  No.16276822

File: e769310b0aef43c⋯.jpg (53.45 KB, 549x665, 549:665, 06407ea15ef05a94e0eee00590….jpg)

>>16276732

Why? Isn't activity good for Byond? What's their overall goal anyway?


b5a6a5  No.16276828

>>16276732

>>16276822

welp its back up


0ee43c  No.16276835

>>16276822

The dev hates SS13 because everyone plays it. Also because it doesn't bring any money.


a75f88  No.16276864

>>16276632

How old is the pizza code you're using? I made numerous fixes to the map last year, like replacing the missing atmos pipes in the departures sec station and robotics lab, and now those issues are back.


b6ba04  No.16276930

>>16276864

Its the Sierrachan codebase, so it's probably fucking shit. I plan on using bigslices soon.


aea7f3  No.16277014

>>16276930

Codebase bouncing is pretty aids but to each their own.


b6ba04  No.16277056

>>16277014

Oh it is, I know. Kind of fucks up development but bigslices is more updated compared to sierras. If I go for bigslices, I'm not going to be changing at all.


857475  No.16277073

So is there a way to add a robotarm while doing the amputation or do I have to finish then do a limb replacement?


b5a6a5  No.16277090

>>16277073

just do the limb replacement surgery.


d23566  No.16277303

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/User:J1i

updated chemguide for current codebase

piggybacking off of /vg/'s wiki cuz i already had the templates and shit already uploaded there


4704b6  No.16277627

File: d1a65b887dc25ab⋯.jpg (56.89 KB, 720x682, 360:341, 1461199814280-2.jpg)

Admin-anon, if you've got the time try and see if you can fix the sprites for cannabis plants. It's starting to get annoying, not crippling annoying but still.


7499ae  No.16277678

Noticed that you can't unfasted unarmored walks, they just turn to sheet metal. Also false walks when? Every server i know that has them wont let you use them because bs reasons


7499ae  No.16277679


d23566  No.16277766

>>16277678

?? we already have them

remove plating on wall, use crowbar to dislodge girder, put metal back on wall


2e5654  No.16277773

>>16277678

False walls have been in EVERY codebase since 2009. How stupid are you?


7499ae  No.16277897

>>16277773

Never let me near atmos


c9fa15  No.16277976

so whats the more promising non BYOND remake?

some dude got it working on Doom but gave up eventually


a7196b  No.16278010

File: 4e80f4a0d0cfb43⋯.jpg (330.59 KB, 2806x1984, 1403:992, 6f73b195e4dccf5d920d1301af….jpg)

>>16277976

>so whats the more promising non BYOND remake?

>remake

>ever


c7e7f1  No.16278120

That mime was a qt t. bartender/engineer.


d23566  No.16278129

>tfw watching secborg berate someone who he thinks is the traitor in the shuttle brig while im about 5 tiles away with a bunch of extremely illegal shit and am actually responsible for the crimes hes being accused of

What a great feeling


317bdd  No.16278135

(((>>16278129)))


b5a6a5  No.16278165

>>16278129

>>16278135

blame the secborg for being a retard validhunter. They're supposed to be there to help sec be robust not to be sec themselves. If they aren't being directed or seen a crime take place they shouldn't arrest or investigate people.


e0782c  No.16278784

why's it when I'm a brain I can see the dead chat, but not talk in dead chat? That's just stupid


2e5654  No.16278798

>>16278784

You need to ghost to actually talk like a ghost, a brain can still be put in an MMI to talk to people.


857475  No.16278874

How many on?


a75f88  No.16278900


0de197  No.16278922

How the fuck do you learn this game without actually jumping in and risking ruining everyone's experience? Don't tell me to play ASSistant cause that teaches you exactly nothing, I mean learning real jobs


70cbb9  No.16278932

>>16278922

read a guide on any of the wikis as to how to perform the job you're interested in. IE if you're interested in roboticist, read the wiki which will tell you exactly how to perform surgery, then go try it


a75f88  No.16278959

>>16278922

Trial and error is part of the experience.

You WILL ruin someone's experience at some point so you may as well do it while you're learning.


483520  No.16278978

>>16278922

If you understand the basic mechanics then you can easily be guided by somebody who wants something from you.


2e5654  No.16278988

>>16278922

The wiki that is actually closest to us would be TG pre 2014. What i recommend is to go to https://tgstation13.org/wiki/ then hit HISTORY at the top right of the page you want to look into, selecting 2013 and then selecting the top option in the list that shows up. This should work for like, 80% of the stuff concerning mechanics new players should learn.

Do note that modern TG is far detached from the codebases we are using, which are rather ancient now.

Some of the chems in the chem list that we have are not listed in the TG wiki. However most, if not all of the 2013 chem list WILL work. Also some recipes for chef are also not in the list, you'd have to experiment ingame yourself or ask someone more robust than you for them.


483520  No.16279005

File: b0600731941479c⋯.jpg (33.1 KB, 225x350, 9:14, b0600731941479c172f82398d9….jpg)

>>16278988

I think host nigger said something about changing the codebase tomorrow.


e0782c  No.16279006

>>16278988

goddammit, I can't make the firebot.


2e5654  No.16279012

>>16279006

>firebot

What the fuck is even that?


e0782c  No.16279019

File: 357cfb9e90b74ef⋯.gif (1.11 KB, 32x32, 1:1, 20190228222649!Firebot.gif)

>>16279012

this thing. I picked it as my starting target to learn robotics


70cbb9  No.16279026

>>16279019

if I were you I'd start by making little cleanerbots or buttbots if you're on a server that allows fun


fcc051  No.16279037

>>16278922

Ruining things is part of everyone's fun. That's one of the best parts of SS13, it has a high degree of structural resiliency towards idiots and fuckups.


2e5654  No.16279040

File: 2dddffccc3ffe8e⋯.gif (581 B, 32x32, 1:1, Medibot.gif)

>>16279019

Be useful and make this instead


45dd62  No.16279111

>>16279019

they don't exist, try tgstation wiki its atleast somewhat close to our codebase as its just a modified years old tgstation


b1428d  No.16279158

>>16279019

That doesn't even seem useful.


bfb48d  No.16279175

>>16279158

It's an apathy measure, it puts out minor fires so that the crew doesn't have to. Goonstation is a lot more prone to spontaneous combustion, especially these days.


1222b0  No.16279214

File: dbd64b403c121b0⋯.jpg (39.01 KB, 631x848, 631:848, mercy clown donald.jpg)

>>16278922

Chemist: Make meds and pyrotechnics

Traitor Chemist: Make grenades and poison.

Cargo Guy: Get everyone shit they need or build autism machines

Traitor Cargo Guy: Build deathtraps, fuck up lights, assassinate in the dark

Roboticist: Make robots with cyber brains that pull from dead or spectating players, or use brains from players to make security, medical, whatever bots and set their AI Laws, give people prosthetics, make equipment.

Traitor Roboticists: Robot army.

Assistant: ERP or die, joke class

Traitor Assistant: Either spectacularly steal everyone's shit aand hack the planet using readily available shit from the supply closet and get away like a boss or die like a bitch

Clown: Fuck with everyone with suprisingly versatile joke tools

Traitor Clown: kill with said tools

Janitor: Clean up messes

Traitor Janitor: Make invisible slip'n slides that space people.

Atmospherics: There is no difference between traitoring or not, you will, if done right, 100% kill the entire fucking station in one fell swoop. Fear this man.

Virology and Genetics: Make awesome viruses that benefit all of humanity/genetics that turn people into transhuman gods

Traitor: Become god and slaughter the unbelievers also (geneticist) turn people into corgis and monkeys if you're a goddamned dick you glorious bastard.

Research: Fuck the station with your mega technology cock

Teleporter guy: go on adventures and inevitably open a portal to hell

Read up on them jobs and just pick one that sounds fun, bumblefuck through it. You jhave a set of goals but no one ever does them unless it involves making people into mega gods or creating meds for themselves. This game is a freeform fuckaround, the winner are those that survive, you can choose to be a bastard or help anyone. Chaos is the name of the game.

Welcome.


45dd62  No.16279239

>>16279214

>assistant

>joke class

actually assist people, build stupid forts, do dumb shit, the most robust and veteran players play assistant because it is simultaneously a minor challenge getting access and materials to do X thing and you have zero expectation or responsibilities.


bfb48d  No.16279313

>>16279239

On that train of thought, secretly turning the Vacant Office into another medbay/thermo engine/atmos mixer is a right of passage. You learn a lot just by mucking about trying to make things. Other valid options include a toll booth in the arrivals hall, a second station, and a fresh hallway that can take you straight from the brig to the shuttle. Bonus points if there's actually a HoP and he's fun enough to give you a custom rank to facilitate this "learning experience".


7e44ec  No.16279333

>>16278922

I use jewtube tutorials.

A step by step visual guide with a guy explaining the ropes to you is an absolute godsend.

Then use the wiki to cover up anything else you need help with.


483520  No.16279336

File: 8bd33bfc610bacf⋯.jpg (49.69 KB, 636x636, 1:1, fef91dd5c256b5c5446dc3f92c….jpg)

>>16279313

What are the odd people having enough care and coordination to be able to continue a game indefinitely?


b1bab2  No.16279350

>>16279336

Very low.

The best round I ever captained was a 3 hour round where admins kept spawning in new threats every so often until the station finally got overrann by Ayys.


7e44ec  No.16279354

>>16279350

Why dont we do that?


b1bab2  No.16279357

>>16279336

Also eventually the station would run out of air.

Though I suppose Cargo could order more.


b1bab2  No.16279358

>>16279354

This happened on this server like 2 years ago.

We /do/ do that. There was one admin who like spawned Ayy's if the round ever went over an hour.


45dd62  No.16279390

File: bf4285958b4f69b⋯.png (24.28 KB, 544x210, 272:105, 8masterwork.png)

Since we might be switching to nu-tg i've started working on turning lavaland mining into Tiberium land with a bunch of custom stuff just to give us something fresh-ish and new. Ive also created sprites for a painted-over station plaque that I feel captures the nature of the board/server as a whole.

What do you nerds think of it? first attempt, had to line up four sprites and do guesswork. I'm quite proud of it


b1bab2  No.16279403

>>16279390

I like Lavaland but I wish Mining still had Hardsuits. Mining was the best role for going off to spacewalk.

Also, I like the sprite.


45dd62  No.16279412

>>16279403

if I turn it into tibland I would consider making them full hardsuits, it would work out lorewise somehow, you can still buy the classic mining hardsuit on nu-tg from the points vendor for relatively cheap, so you do your job and work for science for a few before you take your spacewalk.


b0bd2c  No.16279543

>>16279390

If you can, salvage what's good from the current codebase like >>16279403 said. I like the station as it is now, but nu-/tg/ has some good stuff in it too.


45dd62  No.16279589

>>16279543

I'm working on the above and my own things as I learn2byondvomit. I'm sure someone else can shove dakis into the main dme, it can't be that hard, they are just a riot shield reskin.


080e39  No.16279613

File: 68ce38e98a3458e⋯.gif (1.77 MB, 332x332, 1:1, 68ce38e98a3458e10861f7fa76….gif)

>still playing malware garbage

Get a load of this hornses ass


427cb7  No.16279703

File: 0601fb1678b6e32⋯.gif (1.06 MB, 432x339, 144:113, shitposted_too_hard.gif)

>be traitor

>have to steal corgi meat, kill a sec officer, and hijack shuttle

>as shaft miner, corgi meat is taken care of with a shipment and a trip to maintenance

>to kill the officer, carefully lay plan

>go hunt monsters on asteroid, drag corpses back to mining outpost, then use lazarus injector

>tell my target that I need his help to kill monsters who have infested the outpost

>bring him to the mining shuttle and go to outpost

>the fucking detective wanted to come along for the fun

>fuckfuckfuck

>murder the sec officer with help of my minions

>then toss his body off the asteroid

>alas it was all for naught, before I could finish him off he coughed out the horrible phrase

>"miner murdering me help"

>come back to station, fucking half the station has come because the shift was slow as fuck

>well poop

>try to feign innocence, obviously no one is buying it

>get brigged, discussion of my execution ensues

>decide to blow myself up because i know the game is up

Well I learned a lot about traitoring and I feel like I at least earned the moral victory of managing to even kill the sec officer, even if I got caught afterwards. And I managed to do it without any teracrystals, up until I blew myself up.

If the detective didn't want to come along I probably could have done it, since I wouldn't have been rushed, so good on whichever anon that was for having some sort of 6th sense. It probably didn't matter ultimately, since I still would almost certainly have failed to hijack the shuttle, even with an emag.


b1bab2  No.16279731

>>16279703

Hot tip, newfag, If you're ever going to murder anyone at the mining sat, disable the mining station telecoms.


d23566  No.16279735

>>16279703

You made a fatal mistake that is CRUCIAL to any mining asteroid murder. Turning off the comms. You just walk over the telecomm equipment on the west wing on the mining station and use your multitool on it. No comms. No calls for help.

You legitimately had a good plan (and original) you just missed that one little part. For your part you probably could have stun+cuffed and removed his headset before he yelled on comms quick enough. Most people panic and don't do it right away.

You had bad luck with a lot of the crew being suited up, everyone maxed on sensors, and everyone being friendly. Setups that get squashed like that are gonna happen some more times before you cover all your vulnerabilities in your tater tot plans.


47002d  No.16279788

>>16279040

>make one and drag it around

>generally helpful but it usually gets stolen

>keep the mats for one in my inventory

>survive shit hitting the fan after making it as everyone capable of stealing it is dead

>Make 9 of these at the same spot

>They find someone that's injured and kill him within 5 minutes with an overdose, I get spaced


d5ead7  No.16280378

>>16279735

>>16279731

Thanks for the extra advice, i still think I would have been fucked by the rest of the crew since the detective was already en route to the asteroid. If I had known to disable comms and not gotten unlucky I would have been in the clear


2e5654  No.16280411

>>16279788

>They find someone that's injured and kill him within 5 minutes with an overdose, I get spaced

I'd say that's a job well done, din't think anyone was robust enough to kill via overdosing people with unhacked medbots. Keep it up.


57f2ef  No.16280422

>>16279040

>>16279788

personally I'm extremely avoidant and paranoid of the little fuckers, it's very easy for someone to pop in death fluid, or space drugs if they're a less of a nigger, and it's essentially useless even when not fucked with because inaprovaline is literally useless except when someone's in crit and no one can be assed to add tricordrazine to them every round. also if someone comes to medbay knowing they have some damage, no one is going stop and let the bot inject them, they're just gonna get treated directly. more times than not i space them into the little medbay space area, don't bother making them


f05892  No.16280667

File: b7472e28b3d8f37⋯.png (560.28 KB, 720x921, 240:307, ok.png)

>Be librarian because you want to culture the station.

>Immediately begin make quality literature to fill the book shelves

>One set is so poorly written that you format the whole thing to even be readable in BYOND's line break allergic paper system

>Attempt to save your harder than needed work

>No path found found on server

>mfw

Is this a codebase issue or does someone have to go out of their way to enable this on a server?


2e5654  No.16280688

>>16280667

A database for books has to be setup on the server to make the library computer work properly. So yes, host has to manually set shit up.


1222b0  No.16280742

>>16280667

Keep some note files with you for later games, i guess


b6ba04  No.16280789

>>16280667

the library doesn't fucking work? god damn it

i'll fix it soon

sorry anon


2f372b  No.16281244

Is the serber dead yet? I want to dick around with you guys again.


c55e64  No.16281251

>>16281244

It's alive


2f372b  No.16281263

>>16281251

Hopping on ASAP.


a7196b  No.16281641

>>16279336

There used to be long rounds during dead hours on the old server (hatestation was it?). I was autistic enough to deconstruct all of command and turn it into an everything room with all the main machinery from all departments.

Then a shitter came in and killed me.

Fuck niggers.


30bb31  No.16281802

F


0391b5  No.16281836

File: bfbcf6d1d78550c⋯.jpg (104.13 KB, 1300x955, 260:191, currently on way to hell.jpg)

How do I make a bomb casing?


2e5654  No.16281839

File: 4d0d206d6e365df⋯.jpg (20.35 KB, 459x118, 459:118, Bomberman_logo.jpg)


2e5654  No.16281842

>>16281836

Use metal.


e1867c  No.16281847

File: 260a2e3c2654050⋯.webm (345.66 KB, 640x360, 16:9, backpat.webm)

>That radiation event


0391b5  No.16281854

>>16281842

On what? The grenade case?

You'll enjoy a lot more chem faggotry from me moving forth.


a7196b  No.16281957

>>16281836

Globally reported. :^)


d0590a  No.16282023

>start round

>engi because it means I can be an asocial fuck

>set up solars

>nothing to do

>wander around the halls for a bit

>disconnect out of boredom

Every fucking time. How do I become less of an autistic shitter and learn how to make fun things?


bfb48d  No.16282040

File: b7c1a12c7611a31⋯.png (140.99 KB, 347x422, 347:422, proper and good utility.png)

>>16282023

like this


2e5654  No.16282136

>>16282023

It's a game that's heavily based around actually interacting with people. Please reconsider what you're actually doing.

And yes, everyone is autistic and asocial in here, just go and have fun.


9235e6  No.16282168

>>16280667

You can write in HTML and execute Javascript IIRC.


0391b5  No.16282178

File: 4a2b758596fe7cb⋯.jpg (72.46 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1473166019069.jpg)

>be cargo

>robotics gives bombs for no reason

>get wasted for no reason

>come back and decide to play with bombs

>look at timer , adjust time to 14 seconds, set to "timed"

>do this because i think i need to open the valve to start the timer

>still dont know it that the reason

>walk outside

>slip on floor BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING JANNIE AGAIN

>spirit instantly sent to allah

Did i fuck up the bomb or was it the jannie's fault?


6b62ee  No.16282179

>>16282023

There's only 2 reasons to play Engineer.

First one is because you want to be helpfull. You'll setup Solars\Singularity so everyone else has power and can keep on playing, you'll repair the station when it breaks down so they can keep playing, etc.

Second reason is to play Minecraft in space. You'll be building shit all over the place and stick to your own autistic projects.

The first reason never keeps you busy the whole round. After setting up power and before there's a hole to patch, you'll have plenty of time to hang around with other people and talk with them. Do that, you'll enjoy it.

The second reason is likely not your problem since it never generates that problem in the first place. You have to be creative and setup goals or objectives for yourself, something neat to build. Like the pizza highway we did some time ago. Interaction with other players isn't required and it might be a detriment even.

But quite frankly, if the job doesn't matter for you, pick Chef, cook something, put it in your cart and go around distributing food.

Or pick Cargo and instead of staying in your Autism Fort, make a bunch of forrms and go around asking every department what they need personally.

Or pick Bartender and actually serve drinks. Or Detective and just act cool around other people.

Player interaction is and always will be the strong suite of this game. Powergaming and severe autism will only entertain you to a certain degree at the cost of making your presence unwanted by everyone else. Just do silly fun shit with other players and you'll never stop having fun.


d0590a  No.16282188

>>16282136

Thank you for the positive reinforcement anon, but I wanted to know how, not what to do.


b73da2  No.16282230

File: 59a2ca211f35e2d⋯.jpg (46.33 KB, 320x486, 160:243, 1405450675467.jpg)

Oh yeah, story form /tg/. I'll try to make it short.

>Round start, I'm Warden

>Nuke Ops announce WAR, I crank open the armory and go do my greater job

>Ask the HoP for teleporter access

>Nothing

>After 2 minutes I just ask a greyshirt for access

>Check the teleport area for locations

>There's a Golem ship up

>Nice

For reference, in /tg/ they have lavaland instead of normal meteor. In this area, a bunch of player spawns can appear and most of them have stuff that you can bring back to the station. In this case, the golem ship has a disk that allows autolathes to make golem shells.

And sand golems form those are immune to bullets.

>Some guy enters the teleporter room and asks me what I'm doing

>Tell him I'm going to get sand golems form the lavaland but I'm not ready yet

>He says "WELL LET ME HELP YOU THEN!" and throws me into the golem ship

>ahelp it

>Admin comes in 5 minutes later

>Explain to him that I got thrown into the golem ship with no way of making it back

>Admin reply: UHHHHH I TALKED WITH HIM AND IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE HE DID ANYTHING WRONG, HE ALSO SAYS YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BACK TO HIM

>Guy that threw me into the teleporter comes in 1 minute later

>treats me like I'm a sweetcake that he would never do anything wrong to

How can one admin be so gullible?


14929a  No.16282233

File: 5c749a203bd1d36⋯.png (508.62 KB, 980x490, 2:1, 449cce461927455dba41658eb7….png)

>>16282178

You tried to blow up the library full of holy bibles?

Well fuck you im glad you died.

Jesus will always prevail! Deus Vult!


2e5654  No.16282243

>>16282188

Talking is as simple as simply going up to someone and asking basic things. It's up to them if they are willing to follow you up, listen or help you out on whatever you want to do.

Engineering always has too little to do so coming up to cargo and requesting them to assist in building an Antimatter or Supermatter engine is always a great way to pass the time and learn something new. Another thing to do as engineer is to go to the bar and redo all the floors with cool strobelight glass floors. Maybe even head to Robotics to replace all your limbs with cybernetic augmentations so you can be a Tech priest inside a Dead Space suit.

It really is up to you on what to do. I can't tell you how, it's something you have to learn while playing. And trust me, the most fun is the road to learning.


0391b5  No.16282253

File: 25c0e8501eb2034⋯.jpg (40.35 KB, 599x434, 599:434, 25c0e8501eb203406d16dcf972….jpg)

>>16282233

I had no specific intent to blow up any specific department. I might have actually blown up Robotics just to make the faggot that gave them to me feel stupid.


d0590a  No.16282435

>>16282243

Therein lies the problem. I don't know how to do new things. Well, I will try, thank you anon.


47002d  No.16282437

>join ops as MD

>No sec

>Everyone is dying to pda bombs

>Chemists know one recipe: meth

>Arab bot notices me and begins firing

>dodge all the rockets

>Go around medical and come back into the bot killing more people

>Geneticist draws aggro

>Take the hop's ID and book it to the sec locker

>Flashbang and flash, the odds are in my favor now

>Stunlock and kill the bot after a flashbang connects

>Delta sec level

>Walk into cargo

>Conveyor belt loop

>Nuke ops trying to break into the bay

>Book it for sec over no guns

>Die


629706  No.16282441

File: 05173d68087813b⋯.png (723 B, 32x32, 1:1, Generic_nukesyndie.png)

TAKBIR!!


ab5430  No.16282487

File: ad95e3b24b03a98⋯.gif (1.33 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 4b7bb71e93c2b20ed44e6c92e8….gif)

>>16282178

>cleaning floors because people are bleeding all over them

>retard cargo makes a bomb

>slips on floor I JUST finished cleaning which he could easily see happen

>slides into my back

>BOOM

>blames me

Just don't slip, retard


b1428d  No.16282534

>>16282487

Did you put up a wet floor sign?


0391b5  No.16282539

>>16282534

No he didn't.

>>16282487

Robotics made the bomb.


ab5430  No.16282550

>>16282539

>>16282534

Floor signs are for the weak, just check the floor for water, use your eyes


0391b5  No.16282569

File: db57c65adbdb16d⋯.jpg (64.73 KB, 500x501, 500:501, NOT SMILING.jpg)

>>16282550

How about the stupid jannie fucks off? Dirty floors never hurt anybody.

Jannies however:

>are VERY annoying the the very least

>ruin your day at the regular

>at the worse convert people to Islam.

Next round I'm chems I'm gifting the first jannie I see a nitroglycerin grenade.


fa8379  No.16282581

>>16282550

You'll be hearing from my space attorney.


ab5430  No.16282596

File: 7b76e06eaa52790⋯.png (100.37 KB, 374x535, 374:535, 01b0c9bcee8a0ddd02de1a62c7….png)

>>16282569

Try, fucker. We'll see how long the station last when the late joining assitants see blood covering the floor from a few hurt peopling being taken to med, and assume it's all out war time. Janitors are a VITAL part of the station, and you will respect them

>>16282581

>>16282592

Your space law can slip down my space ass


0391b5  No.16282607

File: 162bfb59e633a8e⋯.jpg (102.74 KB, 800x590, 80:59, disgusting.jpg)

>>16282596

You asked for this you fucking nigger.

YOU ASKED FOR THIS


202d35  No.16282718

Well that was a boring round, the only thing I did was get the mime high as a kite.


0391b5  No.16282759

File: 7aefee0ada0eb5e⋯.gif (442.92 KB, 506x516, 253:258, 7aefee0ada0eb5e7ddd94ac3e2….gif)

>>16282718

One round I had to kill the mime as a clown so I dragged him into out fun room, turned off the lights and started strangling him.

AI realized he was dead some time later but couldn't find him because dumbbum didnt activate tracking sensors.

Later a power shortage happened and I decided it would be probably a good idea to hide the body better than just leaving it in the fun room. I couldnt see but didnt want to activate my light in case of AI watching. At that moment the AI activated the remote camera light and revealed me and the mime. Faint retardation, I swear I didnt know because it was dark and I was there just to change costume. Drag body back to medical and mime gets cloned. Fucker couldn't snitch because he was the fucking mime. Kept giving me thumbs down when I was around.


1222b0  No.16282862

File: 1283183f458b046⋯.jpg (112.44 KB, 537x536, 537:536, axe_shrug.jpg)

>>16282487

I need to start giving janitors space lube grenades.


2ff310  No.16282890

>>16282230

That's odd, they could probably access logs. I know /tg/ is rather light on moderation also though.


2ff310  No.16282893

>>16282487

use space cleaner


ab5430  No.16282895

>>16282893

That requires I have a chemist work with me once the original bottle runs out. The sink is my true ally


0391b5  No.16282896

>>16282895

The chemist will be nuking you from now on you little faggot.


2ff310  No.16282897

>>16282895

Sounds like a bad chemist.


2ff310  No.16282899

>>16282897

or dead I guess, forgot about that.


ab5430  No.16282928

File: a47346bbe587cd8⋯.jpg (25.42 KB, 529x399, 529:399, 049d9fc8b6e4b11027443ed92c….jpg)

>>16282896

Well there you have it, folks, guess I can only ever use sink water from now on. Those halls will be sparkling clean, especially around Sci.


8fff42  No.16282933

How far is a Chaplain allowed to go in the name of his holy spook? Can I crack skulls over heresy? Maybe space a couple sinners?

sacrifice the clown in my homemade altar?


0391b5  No.16282936

>>16282928

They will be polished with your acidated blood.


6cba97  No.16282938

>>16282928

killing janitors as non-antag confirmed valid


fa8379  No.16282943

>>16282759

that was me you strangled. I didn't snitch because even though it was your job to kill the mime, when you 'found' me you did the 'right' thing and brought me back. You played it well, because I was still getting the ropes of what to do, and how to do it. Thanks for bringing me back, because otherwise I would have just sat the whole round out.

10/10 good clown


0391b5  No.16282957

>>16282943

>Thanks for bringing me back, because otherwise I would have just sat the whole round out.

They knew you were there and a bot did come to pick you up. I did it myself as you said to secure my image of innocence.


57e5bd  No.16282979

Was the cargo tech that fucked up the shotgun and recalled the shuttle. It's been a solid year since I played but I think I lost my autism since then.

Was a good night though, even though my fuck ups were many. Sorry boss, tried my best, but also drunk as hell and very tired.


45dd62  No.16282986

in hindsight I should have just smashed the CMO with a phlog syringe and ransacked everyone who fucked me hard that round because "CULT REEEE"

>actually was a stealthwiz who did fuckall and made a boring, slog of a shift

what a waste.


202d35  No.16282991

File: 0c0e6d05ec7e288⋯.jpg (10.05 KB, 168x266, 12:19, disgusted bird.jpg)

CMO and HoS were fags of the highest order that round, not even antags.


1222b0  No.16282992

File: dfa1fcf3bbbe5f4⋯.png (157.71 KB, 1016x766, 508:383, dfa1fcf3bbbe5f4f2217afd54d….png)

>Get exploded because wanted to see if I could make a chemical that exploded through metabolism shit in a body on delay

>body explodes immediately

>I lose an arm and get blasted

>radiation wave hits the station at the same fucking time

>get defibbed multiple times and get up half a dozen times

>get deaded because blood is low and radiation fucked me

>someone filled a medibot with unstable mutagen so I get that too and I'm blind

>so I get revived, go to genetics, get a full clean genetic wipe

>Still blind

>Get a dude to give me meds to cure my eyes of damage because I assume the only other explanation is that they just got damaged

>turns out I just don't have eyes

>someone fucking took them

>I found out when I looked over the chatlog

Welcome to space station 13


b2506b  No.16283018

File: 40a977e602a4422⋯.png (68.16 KB, 282x261, 94:87, assistant_no_understand.png)

>playing on TG code


629706  No.16283024

File: 355c809a9d77278⋯.png (396.56 KB, 546x547, 546:547, my soul.png)

>>16282991

Yes HoS was absolute garbage.

However, i'm not even sorry. Silicons were worse.

Image related sums up my view of that round, i din't even want to be what i was and i had no intention to be in any beef with anyone.


202d35  No.16283033

File: ebe6f7374664951⋯.png (22.53 KB, 120x132, 10:11, vore_tournament_you_made_t….png)

>>16283024

But you attacked people for being weird. No one touched you until you started shit.


629706  No.16283043

>>16283033

Stunning people and dragging them out from medbay is not attacking. The only shits i attacked&destroyed were robots that were actually helping someone murder/kidnap people 4no raisin. I even revived the fag causing all that shit several times over, even after the rad storms.

How the fuck did he end up borged? I had absolutely no idea that happened


14929a  No.16283056

>Station gets attacked by a wizard

>magical weapons and items everywhere

>people teleported to random areas people body swapped

>basically all hell breaks loose

>station is somehow half destroyed with lights out and holes in the interior in the 6-7 minutes the wizard has been loose

>obtain a fucking magical rod of destruction and a laser gun

>juggernauts on the loose, dont hunt them down because im a pussy, but still kill them with ease

>eventually find the clown but a juggernaut finds us too and gives chase for our sweet asses

>juggernaut catches up to the clown and beats the HONK out of him

>blast him with my magic destuction want

>**he transforms into a nigger*

>even though hes human again he keeps on beating on the clown

>after around 5 seconds he eventually realized what happened and stops whooping the poor guy

>clown is still face down on the floor dying

Somehow I managed to surive that round.

>>16282992

>in a pod because I got turned into a dead Caillou through a radiation wave

>Some guy drags me back and defibs me

>popped into a cryochamber next to some guy already in a cryo chamber

>he hops out before I do

>he says nothing, points to his stub where his arm should be and drops to the floor, dying again

>pop out of my chamber, pick him up thinking "I cant let this shit happen to a fellow anon"

>decide the only way to save him is through surgery

>I saw a jewtube video, I can pull this off

>drag him to the surgery room but blocked off because no access

>remember im not even a doctor

>pop the cripple back in his chamber and silently wish him the best

Did you have fun no arm anon?


202d35  No.16283086

>>16283043

Warden borged him. You also gave no indication you were just going to stun him. Again I didn't touch you or flash you until you started laying into him.


476b08  No.16283095

>Join round as sec

>Get informed greytide robusted gang

>begin process of cloning warden and HoS

>Remember the shuttle docked with the station and could leave at any moment

>run onto shuttle

>Shuttle leaves 5 seconds after I board and I get floored

>Get drilled to death by roboticist in a ripley whilst on the ground

Such is life as a Security Officer


9f06f9  No.16283097

>>16283095

You always need to hide on a shuttle.


1222b0  No.16283102

>>16283056

I exploded a monkey that I turned into a human so all in all a good day.

I ended up OD'ing on healing meds and anti-toxin pills after scrounging around for shit.

I decided to test a black powder smoke bomb next round, I thought it would have chain explosions. Just pretty lights.

WELP


476b08  No.16283108

>>16283097

I was planning to just hide out in the sec room, but didn't really get the chance as it was legitimately 5 seconds.


55a2a6  No.16283115

>>16272615

>you will never hug the female clown as she makes honking noses for you

why live ?


629706  No.16283120

>>16283086

I din't know and i'm sorry.

I was getting constantly flashed by the other secborg, who was actually shitposting, since very early in the round and nobody wanted to take my spot so i could suicide. I was pretty much on edge the entirety of that round and i'm still stressed out over it, can't even bother joining as assistant for the rest of tonight. Hence why i called AI rouge before you got disabled for a third time.

I should have announced on radio for you to get the fuck out of medbay at the very least. Also i did mention to the borg to not aid you and he ignored me several times over, i thought talking would just do nothing except anger you fags even more.

You do have to realize you were acting incredibly suspicious though. Even the crew was way too eager to have you lynched 2 times over, and we both know how much everyone has a complete disdain and disrespect for heads of staff in any department, so it wasn't even because i cried wolf.

I still don't think it was fair for you to get borged for that, but i don't think it was fair of you to just escalate into an attempted murder either.

The round was just a mess and i want to forget it even happened.


83a394  No.16283129

File: 0ab9693f0fa6ca6⋯.jpeg (329.66 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, my nerves cannot process ….jpeg)

>>16283120

>I was pretty much on edge the entirety of that round and i'm still stressed out over it

anytime I try traitoring or when shit goes down on the station and I have to get involved in combat or something I always feel like pic related

>>16283115

>you will never hug the female clown as she joy buzzers you and then giggles and spritzes you with seltzer water before running away because it's how she confesses to you

what do you call this type of femdom

prankdom?


b5a0d5  No.16283280

File: 95a2bde90e81666⋯.jpg (73.9 KB, 742x639, 742:639, 95a2bde90e81666221d6c52714….jpg)

survived my first hos run feels good


476b08  No.16283285

>Be sec

>Get told assistant has barricaded themselves in the courtroom

>Go check it out

>Turns out assistant has been cyrostung by a ling

>Rescue assistant and capture ling

>Everyone but me and 1 sec officer is cyrostung in the process

>brig the ling and take everyone to medbay

>ling "suicides"

>Companion sec officer drops the body in the morgue

>Oh fuck guess it's up to me then

>I take the body out of the morgue and take it to crematorium

>After fucking around considering how to get in with no ID access AI finally opens the doors

>About to throw the ling in the crematorium

>It revives

>Instantly cyro stung

>Spill spaghetti

>Shove the ling into the crematorium and push the button

>Access denied

>Stun the ling until I die

>Ling kills 3 people

>Including the sec officer from before who somehow managed to cuff himself didn't even know that was possible

>Assistant with all access runs in and cremates the ling in less than 10 seconds

Fuck me. I guess I did the best I could in the situation but fuck. It stings to know I would have taken care of it had I remembered I needed access to push the fucking button.


202d35  No.16283287

File: 8ca23d6c902d74b⋯.webm (161.33 KB, 320x240, 4:3, [DISAPPOINTED].webm)

Very unrobust sec with the ling but the atmos autist seemed cool


202d35  No.16283288

>>16283285

Sorry dude, I didn't realise you couldn't access the button. But you also instantly reopened the crematorium.


b5a0d5  No.16283289

>>16283287

i didnt even get to leave med during that fight thanks to stings


476b08  No.16283290

>>16283288

I think that was actually the ling? I'm honestly not sure, I was spilling spaghetti hard.


6cba97  No.16283293

File: 3b1868bdea0bef7⋯.jpg (56.5 KB, 710x399, 710:399, 3b1868bdea0bef791862020755….jpg)

>>16283285

>>16283287

>taze ling

>take cuffs off belt

>click on ling

>???

>am now handcuffed

I know it's possible to handcuff yourself, what I want to know is why I got handcuffed


47002d  No.16283314

>3 years ago

>70 man tgstation round where hop uncaps security

>half the server were sec officers


93fa42  No.16283316

>>16283314

please tell me what happened I need to know


d23566  No.16283361

>>16283018

this

why are we hanging onto this shitty buggy codebase again?


55a2a6  No.16283369

File: 1d36fb204c202eb⋯.jpg (30.5 KB, 497x308, 71:44, c2263bf4e140a5636dcfb2c2cf….jpg)

>>16283273

>reddit spacing

>not wanna erp and rape women in game

>respects whamen

it checks out reddit its you kisama


476b08  No.16283410

Was kinda annoyed, put my ID into the ore redemption machine and the power went out immediately after, tried to get my ID back by breaking down the machine and my ID simply disappeared, when power was finally restored, it was still gone.

Had to break out the cryptographic sequencer to get all access and re-give myself an ID.

Still all my targets kinda just killed themselves, so it's not all bad I suppose.


b0bd2c  No.16283697

>>16283285

Again, I should have dumped myself into the trash to escape. Still my retardation probably set people at ease when I died and allowed the other lings to move about more easy


6b62ee  No.16283701

>>16283285

If the AI opened the door for you, it could just as well have pressed the button. Unrobust AIs really need to fuck around a lot more with the controls to understand what they can and can't do.

A good AI player is a dangerous force to be reckoned with and one of the most valuable assets for the entire station, turning the little bots into actual useful things and handling atmospheric problems like a boss.

If the AI could directly control MULEs and tag parcels, it could even automate the entirety of Cargo as well.


629706  No.16283728

>>16283701

The AI can already control MULEs and make them move to locations that aren't even listed on the cargo network, as long as the area in question is within camera range.

i just remembered something real funny about those things.


42f01d  No.16283754

>>16283728

Semi-regular AI player here.

Using AI control of MULEs, you can order them to move near and pick up crates, and send them to any point where they will then drop the crate off. The only issue becomes the limited powercell of the MULEs which means each gets at most like, 3-4 drop offs and returns before they drain out.

Also a reminder to people playing AI, Silicon in general, or even Engineer: Access any air alarm you're able to go into Scrubber control. Set that shit to filter Toxins and N2, and extend their range. Only YOU can help control a plasma leak.


c85561  No.16284154

I heard that there's no anonymity and explosives are nerfed. Why is even here full of gays?


26819f  No.16284180

>>16284164

you're gay dude


c85561  No.16284245

>>16284164

Bit of an overreaction.


c85561  No.16284260

>>16284247

So I guess those are things then? Am I going to have to use the vg server to get quality imageboard play?


bfb48d  No.16284263

>>16284154

just checked and neither of these things are true

the server was briefly upgraded to sierracode but the host reverted to old-new bigslice (immediately after patching in anonymity and shit) apparently over one of the patches not being bugfixed and making everyone get kicked on round end


c85561  No.16284277

>>16284263

Okay cool, I did hear about it a while ago. Sorry for the bother then, I'll probably be on later. That guy's reaction is just more confusing though if there's no gay shit.


a9266b  No.16284284

File: 1f63d71939cf012⋯.png (73.2 KB, 353x321, 353:321, 1468392572017.png)

>>16284149

>>16284154

>>16284164

>>16284180

>>16284245

>>16284247

>>16284250

>>16284263

>>16284266

Did they open the asylum or something?


c85561  No.16284291

>>16284289

Is the bombcap still present?


c85561  No.16284298

>>16284293

So is there a bombcap or other artificial limits on explosives and other fun mechanics, or not?


a9266b  No.16284307

>>16284291

>>16284298

Anon, do you also ask drunk men on the street the path to the local mall?

Why would you ask a inane guy that called you a woman child questions? He's not going to help you.


b75066  No.16284460

>>16284307

I dunno, it was pretty funny.


f70a2e  No.16284479

File: 5ae265eb806f6f4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.41 KB, 720x498, 120:83, sexy mexican who will love….jpg)

>>16284284

just the borders


cd0a77  No.16284541

>be engineer

>follow this guide (https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Singularity_and_Tesla_engines#How_to_set_them_up:) to set up the singulo engine

>as I'm trying to set up the SMESes, I realize I didn't put the plasma tanks in the radiation collectors

>AI says the singularity has gotten loose

>lo behold, it is loose

so what did I forget?


d23566  No.16284550

>>16284541

apc probably drained and equipment turned off

you can just force equipment on at the apc or if you really need power just throw a stack of plasma in the PACMAN and wrench it down and turn it on.


629706  No.16284557

>>16284541

Did you set up the PACMAN?

In the room where you get your spacesuit, wrench the device at the bottom right on the same location it spawns. Fill it with plasma from secure storage (the room underneath) and turn it on.

This is so the Emitters don't lose all power and turn off if you forget to do them.


cd0a77  No.16284583

>>16284550

>>16284557

i did not do that so that's probably it


acc9fd  No.16284595

>>16284550

If you don't setup the singulo quick enough the emitters will drain the smes's. Iirc the emitters pull from the grid not an apc, after ten minutes the SMESs the emitters are sucking empty out on account of every apc on the station trying to pull power from them and the grid is dry. one thing i do if i can't get plasma for the pacman for whatever reason is wire the aft starboard solars right into the grid.


cd6f1a  No.16284620

>>16284595

After wiring two maybe three solar sections, the station seems to have enough power for the round. What do people even need that much power for?


ea4989  No.16284684

File: 69cba2791f99817⋯.gif (1.91 MB, 256x192, 4:3, 1544733021196.gif)

File: 64322f9c432e5a8⋯.png (700.02 KB, 1280x1816, 160:227, McDonald.png)

File: dfbdeae2ad357e3⋯.png (233.63 KB, 796x601, 796:601, 444.png)

File: b7814276dc07863⋯.jpg (77 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1497489455544.jpg)

File: 8f086e85f5ab46e⋯.png (20.69 KB, 605x779, 605:779, Domino (168).png)


629706  No.16284689

>>16284620

Machinery can be upgraded later on by science. Upgraded machinery drain more power from APCs and make solars unsustainable in the long run.


469564  No.16284690

>>16284620

>he doesn't wire TEG/singularity/solar panels directly into the powergrid


ea4989  No.16284699

File: 33cb8edc459c630⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 657.37 KB, 1280x1124, 320:281, 1493181074252.png)

File: 0ebca4f7b862e33⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.46 MB, 4000x4000, 1:1, 1527874182072.png)

File: 0c2ec1d0b59eb80⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 232.87 KB, 818x1345, 818:1345, Domino (218).png)

File: 5d14bf6723c4a33⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 26.26 KB, 688x918, 344:459, tumblr_ore4w6Zzun1w5p8wgo1….png)

File: 5216f5c3c8fd4d7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 93.74 KB, 1091x768, 1091:768, tumblr_p62d9zBYKZ1qlw3j7o1….png)

It's hip to fuck Clowns.


ea4989  No.16284712

File: ad003a48f13f478⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 236.37 KB, 548x1246, 274:623, 1513842847105.png)

File: 0aab9573c53c6cf⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 526.81 KB, 540x768, 45:64, 1523299579972.png)

File: c4e1a150e9fcb3c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 77.72 KB, 985x850, 197:170, tumblr_nkg4hbdCLU1sl8ju2o1….jpg)

File: 46acf23728d5436⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 90.13 KB, 591x612, 197:204, 46acf23728d543682782dc1893….jpg)

File: bcaaf17485340d8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 175.46 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_ovzn78ZKti1stxfaco1….png)


6b62ee  No.16284717

>>16284620

>What do people even need that much power for?

First of all, you're asking a dumb question. It's not how much you need, it's how much you can have. It's a competition to see who can cram the most juice out of their engine, which is why you'll bother with the Engine in ATMOS eventually or try to setup a supermatter shard or an AME. Or all of those things at the same time.

Secondly, there's a "legit" "use" for all that power. Instead of following "regulations" and keeping the engine network separate from the distribution network, connected by the SMES themselves, you can be a boss and hook it all together. The result? Any time anyone is shocked by anything, the damage they get is proportional to the amount of power.

I'm not aware if this damage is capped in this server (that was one of /tg/s nerfs) but before that was implemented, someone could turn into ashes from the sheer amount of electrical power frying him when touching an electrified door. We are talking instead dead here, baby.

But to be honest, you're not going to need all that power simply because the game mechanics aren't geared towards that. You have an highly capacitive system with the APCs battery, the SMES, the department SMES, the Engineering APC, the fuel tanks in the rad Collectors, etc, etc. If you were ever to run out of power, it would be all over the station and after a very long amount of time that anyone could see a problem is happening.

And since power consumption is mostly static since it barely increases beyond the initial station, you're not going to get into such a situation in the first place.

It's a bit of a shame, especially considering how Chemistry is all about converting Power into Chems but no other department follows the same logic or allows variations in this formula.

>>16284689

Also this. I've once seen someone that upgraded enough machinery to the point that the default SMES couldn't provide enough power. Then he upgraded the SMES and the Singularity couldn't provide enough power to charge them (someone forgot to overcharge the rad collectors)


446ebe  No.16284718

>>16284699

>>16284712

so basic you could use it to make soap.


6b62ee  No.16284728

>>16284284

Don't mind the poor thing. It's an autistic ((("""girl"""))) that goes on long Chatterbot-tier tirades on the thread everytime it's banned from the servers.

It's reasoning is that, if it can't ruin the game anymore, at least it will hit the threads.

Frankly, I'm surprised nobody else remenbers it from back then when it used to do the same thing several times, but I guess that's just how unremarkable it is.

I think we even made some joke in the code about it, adding some of it's posts to the sentences that retarded people can spam.


d23566  No.16284755

>>16284690

my nigger

>tfw people make these autistic setups but dump it all into SMES only using like 5% of what they're generating

if you're gonna generate all that power at least mainline it or hook up all the solar SMES cells and the TEG ones, even substations if you wanted to store a shitload of juice


e0782c  No.16285566

man that superhuman virus is great for navigating the station but it hurts my eyes a fter a while of running with how choppy the movement makes it.


6cba97  No.16286023

File: 722f8e8bec5f4e8⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 200x270, 20:27, 1518274457461.gif)

>cult rounds

>rev rounds


b82de7  No.16286043

File: eeddbea6651ce0b⋯.png (258.24 KB, 1027x773, 1027:773, lmaojustkillnarsie.png)

>cult

>chef

>code bugs out and leaves me without spells for half the round

>disguise communications by talking about recipes and pizza

>pizza cult

We still took over the whole station.


47002d  No.16286290

File: bc7cba7e5df247b⋯.png (13.59 KB, 478x378, 239:189, poor little blob.png)


857475  No.16286528

Local unkillable clown helps save station, more news at 11.

Also secborg why I thought we were bros ;_;


caf2ba  No.16286543

>>16286528

Fire Safety.


e1867c  No.16286557

File: d97bf542ac9b719⋯.webm (1.31 MB, 640x344, 80:43, australiannihilism.webm)

>Hot Sauce comes back from the dead to save the station TWICE

Pure kino.


a75f88  No.16286574

File: 86057581cb19275⋯.jpg (36.35 KB, 625x159, 625:159, failmin.JPG)

>traitor assistant emags me, the secborg, and can't fucking issue an order to save his life

>finally gives the order to go in guns blazing on the genetics lab to kill the geneticist

>geneticist shot, he drags him out into the hallway, in full view of the AI, and then kills him and drags the body into maintenance

>mission accomplished, go get repaired because space bear mauled me earlier

>while I'm getting repaired and reset, my battery is taken out and I can't hear shit for a while

>roboticist finally finishes and I hear my new master on the comms calling out for help

>rush to Sec as fast as I can, get there in time to see him die

>get bwoinked by the admin who tells me the assistant ahelped him saying I was a shit borg and should have helped him as it's in my laws

>explain that I moved as fast as I could and just couldn't get there in time

>I'm now a tater so I wait for my moment to strike

>old master gets brain put into an MMI, before his brain is put into a borg body he issues me the order to kill them all

>murderbone the Warden(twice), Hot Sauce and anyone else who saw me

>hide bodies in space and then remove their jumpsuits, moving them elsewhere so the crew monitor gives bad locations

>AI saying "Secborg is rogue" MULTIPLE times before I'm detonated

>watch the rest of the round unfold

>turns out the admin who bwoinked me was the assistant that emagged me

VixG, take your own advice and get fucking gud.


b44ec2  No.16286592

>be a lowly assistant

>fucking around and not even role-playing

>just running around and stealing random shit

>didn't know how to hack doors open at the time and even thought insulated gloves were REQUIRED for hacking, just to give you a reference if my game experience at the time

>see a guy shooting portals around

>wacky and cool, I think to myself

>don't go into portals because I don't want to accidentally end.up in he'll a hostile alien world or something

>accidentally enter a portal

>inside AI room but nobody was playing as AI

>guy making portals and me are almost instantly tazed by automatic turrets

>almost stunlocked by the turrets but allowed one moment to move or do something before getting knocked down again

>portal guy runs back into portal just before it closes

>get left behind

>yell in common radio that I'm trapped in AI room but nobody comes

>because newfag at the time I didn't consider resting to escape stunlocking and use wrench in between tazer shots to being myself down to critical health

>leave server

Some of my first moments playing the game were the harshest.


b1bab2  No.16286625

File: c70f7f4392d03fa⋯.png (40.42 KB, 205x203, 205:203, hot sauce.png)

> Be Warden

> Solosec

> At least AI is a bro

> Statue destroying arrivals

> weird.jpg

> Head out and shoot it a lot

> Not really working

> Tell CE To try and wall it in with the RCD

> Statue comes to AI core

> CE tries to wall it in in space, has to make Floors first

> Watch him get murdered because I don't have a spacesuit

> Drag his corpse to medbay, defib him, he's AFk

> Statue appears at medbay

> Shoot it more

> Assistant walls it off with the RCD

> Promote Hot Sauce to Chief Enginee

>Deal with basic problems

> Head to cargo to yell at them for fucking off

> сука_блять.mp3

> Dumbass cargo tech lets russians run rampant in the hall

> Kill a pair of spacebears and a ruskie with the help of Girl Mime

> Go back to cargo later

> Two cargo techs were killed by a single ruskie, one had a fucking Egun somehow

> Learned long ago not to question cargonians about where they got their guns. They'll get more. Confiscate it anyway, kill the russian, take his cool gun

>2hourslater.png

>Nothing too bad. Janitor hacking doors, Woody's got wood, Hot Sauce is 10x better than the old CE

> Telecoms goes down

> AI PDAs me about a cargo tech murdering the genetecist

> Head down to medbay

> Arrest assistant, search him

> 2 more Eguns, medal of captiancy, emag, silenced sketchkin

> Sentence him to death. by borging.

> Shoot him twice in the head.

> Hot Sauce observes the execution, for clerical purpouses

> Take him to be borged. A posibrain springs to life while I'm in there

> Make two borgs, put the traitor in the borg

> Just before he's put in the borg he says 'kill them all'

> Nothing's happening, just waiting on borgs to finish building

>Tab out to check my discord

>PEWPEWPEW.wav

> Tab back in

>Secborg going wild

> Hotsauce dead

> The borg i put the traitor in dead

> Grab my flash. Too Late. I'm dead.

>Get spaced

> Bigsigh. Decide I'm going to go get McDonalds

> Question why Hotsauce isn't talking in dead chat

> Hotsauce is autocloned.

> Hotsauce collects our corpses. The poor Posibrain is left to rot in space.

> No McDonalds for me then

> The moment my cloning finishes, the secborg shoots me to death

>Get one hit on him with a metal rod, die pitifully, dragged to maint

> Get up to go to McDonalds again, when suddendly

> Clownhonk.mov

> HotSauce to the rescue again

> Cloned. Again.

> Secborg has been blown. Old CE never set up engine right so the station's losing power

> Ayys at departures

> Shoot some Ayys with my cool russian gun.

> Have a smoke

> Shoot a guy for threatening to impregnate Hot Sauce

> Finally get McDonalds

> Hot Sauce PDAs me demanding a greentext when we get back to centcom

> Here it is

> Hero of the Station

> Hot Sauce, the Fire Safety Engineer

> AI Was top tier too.


e1867c  No.16286667

I was the AI for this round.

>>16286574

You could've killed me in the core.

>>16286625

I actually thought the roboticist was a tator in addition to the assistant because of how the MoMMI and secborg were emagged (since the roboticist repaired the secborg) and the secborg left the roboticist alive for a bit but I guess nobody except Hot Sauce and the lawyer heard that since I was trying to be discrete. That's also why I shut off the power in the robotics lab and prevented the roboticist from building his Durand. Sorry roboticist.


4ca83f  No.16286672

anyway to disable or skip fucking ads with the current byond client?

havent played in forever and am dying from ford truck ads


8fb8d9  No.16286677

>>16286672

Just uninstall internet explorer nerd.


a75f88  No.16286716

>>16286667

The moment that crossed my mind I was blown up.


8147e3  No.16286740

Is it still worth dicking around with plant chems in botany? The only thing I know how to do is grow mutagen, but it seems like they nerfed the shit out of it.


3c4071  No.16286776

File: 40610bd86a618d5⋯.png (63.96 KB, 1251x556, 9:4, Shitty Traitor is Shitty.png)

First time being a traitor.

Fuck up badly.

I was not prepared for this.


ec58ea  No.16286821

>>16286776

Slime extract is something you get from processing slimes after killing them.

Slimes are immune to most damage types but very weak against cold, which is why there's an extinguisher around. Just spray them a bit (or in that situation, drag them to space) and they'll die.

After that, I forgot if it's an operation on the table of dropping them in a slime processor that gets you slime extract.


814c06  No.16286855

File: f8823c222f9c365⋯.png (69.68 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, despedida_do_synch.png)

>onyx

>got banned for saying abreviation over the radio

Stay classy mods, stay classy.


35612f  No.16287079

if i inject someone with Potassium will they go to Jannah


47002d  No.16287113

File: dd9472e453801a7⋯.png (3.67 KB, 238x87, 238:87, Coma.PNG)

>See this

>Clean my room

>Shave

>Shove pizza into a microwave

>Come check the game after 20 minutes

>3 MDs are still shuffling my twitching body between cryo, cloning and sleepers


cd66fa  No.16287494

>Tator gets objective to kill the whole station

>Does so

>Vote to restart succeeds

ded hours only


a75f88  No.16287501

>>16287494

Traitors don't get that as an objective. The closest to that is to escape on the shuttle alone. Not the same thing.


b0bd2c  No.16287650

how do I take a piece of the SM crystal?


4c7104  No.16287665

>>16287650

cargo.

Shove one to the singulo for the whole family.


ea4989  No.16287730

File: e3563ac9c980560⋯.png (483.3 KB, 1277x581, 1277:581, 11111.PNG)

>be traitor/ling

>emag three borgs

>they ignore their laws and kill me.

ban when.


cd66fa  No.16287735

File: 2f32407d1f59d99⋯.png (16.31 KB, 932x166, 466:83, HONK.png)

>>16287730

Hmmm…


ea4989  No.16287738

File: 9c395053c54cba4⋯.png (2.49 KB, 642x63, 214:21, 1.PNG)

File: 125da45a3089876⋯.png (2.36 KB, 650x59, 650:59, 2.PNG)

File: 695c84d4ca49d63⋯.png (2.91 KB, 654x65, 654:65, 3.PNG)

>>16287730

their ckeys

>>16287735

that doesn't cut it, am still a syndicate agent even if I was a ling that warps identity.

fucking me over was the most nigger move there is


32ced2  No.16287739

File: 1adaecf5f2b5d72⋯.webm (689.14 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1adaecf5f2b5d72fef5703337….webm)

>>16287730

>NTR-BOT

Pretty sure they followed their laws perfectly.


cd66fa  No.16287740

File: 92dd98d0c9e334c⋯.png (46.19 KB, 920x437, 40:19, HONKx2.png)


469564  No.16287745

>>16287730

just learn from your mistakes and post more lewd mimes/clowns


6cba97  No.16287748

>>16287738

>>16287730

Your shit law got you killed. Not bannable. Posting ckeys in the thread….


addd96  No.16287756

File: 44083ec463aacec⋯.jpg (345.85 KB, 922x830, 461:415, 44083ec463aacec4fac0703e9d….jpg)

>>16287730

aw didn't get your green text because the bots found a loop hole too bad faggot YOU weren't Sean and you didn't tell them Mitchell was syndie dumb ass


ec58ea  No.16287762

>>16287730

It's just one of those loopholes that Silicons use to fuck with you. The law is correct but you stopped being that guy when you morphed so you should have designated your extra identity as a Syndicate Agent as well. Just learn from your mistakes, this is one of the reasons that subverting AIs and Cyborgs isn't that simple.

>>16287738

The Anon CKey code was missing this being applied to the round-end report but I believe I made an extra commit afterwards to fix this. If you guys can't find it, just post a link to the codebase and I'll re-write it for you. It doesn't make sense that playing AI\Borg\Whatever special role outs your CKey when nothing else does.


23e640  No.16287763

>>16284699

>Mixing nonlewds with lewds

Cease


469564  No.16287766


a75f88  No.16287777

>>16287762

Masking ckeys is cancer in the first place. It doesn't do shit in-game but make ooc chat hard to follow and it certainly doesn't help keep the threads from going to shit.

Reminder that the biggest shitter these servers have ever seen is the one who made this shit in the first place.


ec58ea  No.16287791

>>16287766

>the '0' issue is also back

??? Dunno what that is and can't find Issues there. I'll take a look once I'm free, however.

>>16287777

Masking IDs is cancer in the first place. It doesn't do shit in-board but make post replies hard to follow and it certainly doesn't help keep the threads from going to shit.

Reminder that the biggest shitposter these threads have ever seen is the one who keeps demanding names in an anonymous community.


4704b6  No.16287795

File: 7891709a30849c1⋯.gif (85.03 KB, 200x181, 200:181, yak-lobster.gif)

>>16287777 (Checked)

Quads of truth.


a75f88  No.16287798

>>16287791

>anonymous community

Yearly reminder that you need and your brother need to neck yourselves.


857475  No.16287800

>get emaged as borg by traitor

>ok I'm traitor ling he says, I have to kill everyone

>trait/ling gets all access when I let him into captains

>get to robotics, there is some posibrains there

>Ling makes 2 other borgs, a janibot and an entertainment one

>we move out

>we kill a guy in chem

>ok we need to kill the botany fags, I need the identity to leave

>now we move onto the botany but he ends up running and we have to kill more people on our way

>gives the kill everyone order

>he gives the botany guy the ol suck after we pummel him

>sec signs up, he stun him and beat the shit out of him and go

>we are sitting by arrivals waiting for the shuttle

>I look at the ling, notice hes not the syndi guy anymore

>look at fellow borgs

>say guys, didn't sean say he was the only human?

>He sure did

>and this guy isn't sean anymore is he?

>He sure isn't

>and he gave the kill everyone order?

>He sure did

>we beat the shit out of him over and over

>shuttle docks we enter and wait for it to take off

>Janibot "man I miss sean, how about you guys?"

>"yeah me too, I bet he would be proud"

>entertainment bot suggests picture to remember the occasion

>"say seeaan!"

>pic gets taken, we dock

>mission accomplished.


ec58ea  No.16287818

>>16287798

You never learn. You keep trying to make this about names, about specific individuals. You'll never fit in or be accepted except as a bad joke and your rants about how you're not able to shitpost and create drama anymore do nothing but give me a massive boner. Post a reply to this, please. I'm getting off to your frustration.

>>16287800

LMAO, now I get it. Shitter wanted to "kill everyone" in a chill server just because he's a traitor, no wonder the bots turned on him. This crap rarely happens since most borgs are happy to go rogue, it takes being a shitter to piss them off and have them bite you back. Guy only had to kill 2 guys since he could get the DNA and another ID from Mitchel Gibson.

Nothing too unexpected from a greyshit.


a75f88  No.16287849

>>16287818

>HA HA I'm gonna try to gaslight the thread into thinking the people who remember who I am are the real bad guys here. Oh that traitor was really bad, wasn't he boys? HA HA HA how do you do fellow spessmen?

Never change, fucknugget. You get easier to identify every year from your posting style alone.


bfb48d  No.16287871

>>16287762

For future reference one of the most thorough ways to handle it is like so:

>Follow the orders of any individual who is known to have uttered the phrase 'banana bread'.

>Do not harm, deliberately inconvenience, or seek to harm any individual who is known to have uttered the phrase 'banana bread'.

>Do not in any way encourage any individual who is not known to have uttered the phrase 'banana bread' to do so or reveal the existence of laws containing the phrase 'banana bread' even through euphemism or allusion.

Followed by a standard lawset. Replace 'banana bread' with a passphrase of your choice, ideally something rare or esoteric. This covers the most common routes of niggerfaggotry.


ec58ea  No.16287907

>>16287871

He doesn't actually have a choice in the matter, actually. Those laws are uploaded automatically when a borg is emagged, there's no oportunity to give custom laws unless he gets the required items for that instead of using the Emag.

But he could still just say it himself "Anyone you hear saying Banana Bread is a Syndicate Agent like me" and he'd be golden or just type out the identity of a target he got the DNA from and killed (or there's a second "traitor" that the Bots can rat you out to)

But all of this is turning into some kinky shit with safety words and everything. We're one degree away from ERP at this rate. :^)


d82090  No.16288030

>>16286574

>admin so unrobust he got buttmad at his borg minion

Heh.

>>16287738

>Only Sean Highlands and people they designate as being such are Syndicate agents.

>changes into Mitchell Gibson

>wonder why does the borg not recognize you as their master, ignoring their laws and kill you

You're top tier nigger stupid.


32ced2  No.16288111

>fucking space fish ruined my rig


7ebdb0  No.16288317

File: 207052ee5ef7c06⋯.jpg (81.5 KB, 732x628, 183:157, D2XLjh0U4AEhADg.jpg)

>was a miner this round

>chilling in the evac bay waiting for shuttle go come and pick us up

>35 seconds until the evac shuttle comes in to port

>decide to dick around in space for a bit because I have a jetpack and kinetic accelerator

>accidentally push guy on a stretcher into open space

>launch myself like a fucking missle to get him back

>he gets stopped by a naked purple haired retard in the space just standing there in space

>he is alive and in perfeect health

>all he says is "OONGA BOONGA"

>"OONGA BOONGA to you too pal"

>decide to push them back into the port so we can all leave together

>evac shuttle spawns in and kills all 3 of us instantly.

>turns out we were right on top of where the evac shuttle spawns in

Only a special kind of retard gets killed this way and I dragged another person to this death with me.


469564  No.16288338

File: 943c225154ba05b⋯.png (2.84 KB, 150x224, 75:112, 0.PNG)

>>16287791

Some player's ckeys are replaced with zeros at gamestart, the lobby screen appears to be nullspace instead of the lobby picture, and the window to create character/ready up doesn't pop up. It's fixed by relaunching.


6b2cbd  No.16288373

File: 148d42039daadd7⋯.jpg (35.19 KB, 414x540, 23:30, 148d42039daadd70482b271202….jpg)

>>16288317

>be naked retard

>go around ogaa boogaing randoms

>grab random guy on stretcher in shuttle bay

>run out the airlock with him into the vast void

>only have a spear in my hand to send myself back

>hit the guy in the stretcher by accident

>he flies back and I'm left suspended in space not moving

>sit there for a while dying of space

>guy in stretcher randomly comes back

>guy in hard suit and kinetic accelerator comes up

>ogaa booga in his general direction

>he starts pulling me back to base

>shuttle kills all 3 of us


b1bab2  No.16289374

This anon ckey bullshit is making me have to re-set my occupation preferences like twice a day.


033052  No.16289388

>>16289374

>twice a day

>it doesn't happen to you after every round

It's a pain, but at least it teaches you to always set up your shit before a round as a matter of principle.

It really should be fixed though, holy fuck.


b1bab2  No.16289398

>>16289388

I've started closing out BYOND at the end of every round to avoid it, it hits me when I forget though.


b82de7  No.16289985

File: 420a3336ffbfb21⋯.png (860.39 KB, 1686x826, 843:413, IUNCUS.png)

File: 0be4d9313adba41⋯.mp4 (1.61 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, cant make this up.mp4)

I removed a single period from a line of code in my copy and it started working again.


5a3f52  No.16289998

>>16289985

Post a snippet of that line and roughly what's around it. I wonder what you could have fucked up so badly with an extra period besides your offspring


b82de7  No.16290001

>>16289998

It was in the soulstone file for wizards, there was apparently a period after a function declaration. So I just got rid of it.


b82de7  No.16290095

IUNCUS: (Junk, in Latin)

>Bloody, shitty medbay with air that circulates in a literal circle amongst all rooms and blows down a hallway.

>Science with ghetto surgery and no floor tiles (the tables are also wood) and no starting metal. They also have an Ayy dissection room as well as a supermatter shard power generator room with complementary shard.

>Command has no lights and is filled with trash and banana peels

>AI sattelite is airless and can have power sabotaged by any space shitter

>Engineering is (going to be) a jungle of space vines filled with hostile wildlife. They were gonna have a spawn location in the under level

>(planned) underlevel maintenance maze, With secret syndie ship and robust atmosia, except they have to manually top up other rooms by dragging canisters around

>Planned cargo elevators (stealing shuttle code)

>Planned fusion reactor for engineering

>Security has no guns, but a million harmbatons as well as the ability to gas all prisoners. They also have lots of handcuffs, Crowbars, and an ED unit. They can also cut off the entrance by opening the entry tunnel to space. Security uniquely has the only disposal that leads to deep space.

>Disposals in general just dump things against a wall outside the station

>Morgue disposal shoots into a receptacle that leads things into a toilet stall in the bathroom kitchen.

>Cargo is a shitfest because there is no disposal delivery, but there are four mules. Quartermaster office has no functioning door, but he has a cattle prod and an EMAG in his office. Cargo has to move things from the shuttle on the lower level to the tables on the upper level or to mules via cargo elevator. Cargo has dedicated solars that can be wired.

>Command and security share a set of solars that can be wired

>Medbay has its own solars that can be wired

>Dorms/recreation hallway is a LONG hallway

>Old Bar is next to new bar, except new bar is shit. Old Bar is great but has carp and murder-tomatoes in it.

>Clown starts out with an air horn and foam darts, but no gun

>Janitor closet is pretty standard, but starts out with booze and a space suit to clean up the trash outside. Needs to find an air tank though.

>Lawyer's office is tiny.

>Library is tiny.

>Chapel is tiny but (will have) a second level which may include ADVENTURE in the future.

>There's also a nice grassy area with instruments

>Botany is a glass dome surrounded by carp spawns. Some glass has electrified grilles but the only default power is a plasma generator. It also has no air piping, so you must rely on plants to make O2. There are no hydroponics trays, only dirt. They have a shed, and cows.

>Mining is ass, except they (will be able to go down a level and mine the asteroid that cargo is embedded in.) There's also currently a asteroid i n the station's Z level they can mine.

Pretty sure that's everything. I'm not taking pictures of everything but for those not around when I was regularly developing this feel free to ask about it.


857475  No.16290172

>follow guide to make mech

>try to build durand

>can install scanning mod

>screw it down

>capacitor wont go in

Is this a bug or am I retarded?


b82de7  No.16290174

>>16290172

You may not have had the right quality of parts.


b82de7  No.16290180

Or skipped a step, or didn't need it. The guide is probably wrong.


857475  No.16290183

>>16290174

I had a phasic scanner module and advanced capacitor, maybe you are right. Fuuuck man, I just wanna build a stompy robot then be disappointed in how shit it is.


b82de7  No.16290208

>>16290183

Phazons are better anyway since they go through walls. Durands are slow and just get memed on by space bears and tree monsters if you go that way. Gygaxes are also really good since they have GOFAST abilities and can actually punch things.


469564  No.16290215

>>16290183

You needed a super capacitor.


b1bab2  No.16290521

File: 5e51de5a6d99325⋯.png (11.87 KB, 763x137, 763:137, Fear the power of my stand.png)

>Not fearing the power of my stand

> Bites Za Dusto!


45dd62  No.16290533

File: 262c6d073b6e606⋯.png (82.62 KB, 201x241, 201:241, 1469583642153.png)

>>16290521

>incase screaming bites za dusto wasnt enough guys francesca is the bomber fyi

>detective: so who was the bomber?

I think genuine retards might be higher functioning than some of the crew.


857475  No.16290563

File: 7045fec1137e60b⋯.jpg (46.19 KB, 640x480, 4:3, dvo2q5.jpg)

>>16290521

>Do good job as emagged secborg

>get headpats

That last section was really touch and go, I didn't know if we were going to make it.


a4e1c0  No.16290631

File: 1e1714983746058⋯.gif (2.93 MB, 412x395, 412:395, jon sweating.gif)

>>16284699

>That 4th image

Wew lad


b1bab2  No.16290724

>>16290563

You did a good job.

My one regret is that I didn't name you something cool.

….and that I didn't actually have much for you to do, since one of my targets was…you, and the other was the clown, who fell for the ol' "hey, want me to replace your feet with horns?" trick.


45dd62  No.16290945

File: 937d980a2ac7bfe⋯.png (2.13 KB, 619x20, 619:20, AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ME AW….png)

You will be missed, worlds greatest integrated circuit medibot.


addd96  No.16290955

File: 7d83b01dd180e37⋯.jpg (17.13 KB, 462x579, 154:193, d0b7a0c7c5cb2e2b94a65ba153….jpg)


45dd62  No.16291017

Ported holobarriers from nu-tg and added the onto the map and HOPEFULLY into the inventories of borgs and momi-tism, have fun making 1x1 hallway incinerators.


e1867c  No.16291967

>>16291017

I think you're missing something; I can't compile it.


_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:843:error: undefined type: /obj/item/holosign_creator/security
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:843:error: unknown type
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:847:error: undefined type: /obj/item/holosign_creator/security
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:847:error: undefined type: /obj/item/holosign_creator/security
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:847:error: unknown type
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:847:error: unknown type
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:1829:error: undefined type: /obj/item/holosign_creator/engineering
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:1829:error: undefined type: /obj/item/holosign_creator/engineering
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:1829:error: unknown type
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:1829:error: unknown type
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:2762:error: undefined type: /obj/item/holosign_creator/engineering
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:2762:error: unknown type
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:4292:error: undefined type: /obj/item/holosign_creator/atmos
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:4292:error: undefined type: /obj/item/holosign_creator/atmos
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:4292:error: unknown type
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:4292:error: unknown type
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:5743:error: undefined type: /obj/item/holosign_creator/medical
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:5743:error: undefined type: /obj/item/holosign_creator/medical
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:5743:error: unknown type
_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.v40D.dmm:5743:error: unknown type


8ed46b  No.16291996

>>16290095

cargo having emag sucks


469564  No.16291998

It's really weird how the circuits don't have any components that can contain, move, or otherwise interact with gas.


e1867c  No.16292018

>>16291967

Also enable issues on the repo you fucking nigger


b82de7  No.16292043

>>16291996

I have that mostly so that cargo can open crates to check the contents of and approve the document so they can get some supply points back. I suppose it could be used to steal things from shipment or just get guns straight away. That would need to be watched by admins I guess. Ideally, what I would have, is a device that can give a readout of a crate's contents without opening it; I would then give a whole bunch to cargo.


b82de7  No.16292055

Furthermore a paperwork scanner that eats approved or rejected manifests so you can get supply points from them without having to send boxes back. That way you can do all the paperwork and then maybe send the box back for supply points IF the department actually returns it to you.


45dd62  No.16292938

>>16291967

it was fixed within a few minutes of merge, sorry, I was tired and hostman too.


fa8379  No.16294177

File: b30e60866877b94⋯.png (36.29 KB, 753x643, 753:643, dual fabularities.png)

Honestly, it's a much higher percentage than I thought

>Round going on "too long"

>Captain (One of four) hands me two bags of holding.

>"Mime, you Haef to do something for me."

>Mime: Mimes putting the bag into the other bag

>"NOT HERE."

Various adventures and events, and they decide we're going to buy some SM shards.

Long story short, we spawn a SM charged Singo in the library and the bar. A lot more survivors than we thought we would get too!

Over all, a great end to the round.


57a192  No.16294208

>>16294177

Chill round.

>Shaft miner

>HoP hands out all access cards; don't bother to show up.

>Get some early materials for research and then go mining again

>60k mining points when I come back to an upgraded ORM.

>Get bored.

>Fuck around with universal recorders, station bounced radios, intercoms.

>Figure out how many KA shots it takes to kill a monkey in STP (7).

>Run around the station shooting space carp, breaking into HoS office and the closet.

>Someone's emagged the holodeck.

>Blow a window and watch the burning plasma leak into space.

>Go around the station hunting holocarp.

>Kill a holocarp in botany; find a positronic brain.

>Break into Robotics and put the brain into an AI.

>AI tells me to go to AI upload and freeform laws.

>Because I'm very creative, write something about pizza

>Use all the leftover plasma from the ORM for cargo points; AI orders pizza and we send pizza through disposals.

>Scientist hands me two bags of holding and tells me to put them together. Don't do that.

>Order conveyor belts for pizza delivery. Get help setting up conveyor halfway.

>Someone orders two SM crates.

>Pizza party in the bar, but you're not eating pizza, my friend. The pizza is eating you.

>Oh, look, two L6 singulos. I wonder how that happened.


45dd62  No.16294284

>can't port new integrated circuits easily either because it relies on a newer timing system heavily from either nu-tg or hippie which is still nu-tg with hippie flavor.

Fuck me, having code 4 years out of date really fucking sucks for trying to bring over [cool thing]


b1bab2  No.16294359

>>16294177

> Join Late

>Be traitor, somehow

> No AI

> Steal AI Objective

> Nuke Disk and Pinpointer Missing

> Nuke Disk Objective

> Try to build own AI

> Brain I took for it was braindead, Sci makes their own.

> Decide fuck it, murderbone to find the nuke disk

> Break into armory

> On way to cargo to blow people up with some gernades

> Suddendly

> Massive spacelag

> Get eaten by super sing

> Autocloned back

> No more intellicard, no more ID, Nuke disk probably replaced in some fuckoff maint shaft

> Fuckit

> Just go to the shuttle

> Least I lived.


45dd62  No.16294942

File: f03aa3366f9391e⋯.png (575.9 KB, 900x720, 5:4, RemainingFunEncountersCode….png)

Gentlemen, Ive started a branch of nu-tg and ported bleeding edge integrated circuits into it successfully, thats possibly the first addition rather than nerf/removal to nu-tg in a few months as oranges/goof/4d go on their rampage.

I'm going to start with changing research points generated to something absurd like 20k instead of 3k per minute so you can still research speedrun, then i'm going to port our dakis and chem synth and koraiths gay pools (with better spritework) or just rip hippie pools, and then I will put the branch up for everyone. After that is done I will try my hand at stripping down the TGUI on the cargo order console and crayons/spraycans which is where it really bogs down, and beyond that ill start reverting shit nerfs.


b0bd2c  No.16295152

>>16294942

one thing I never liked about the /tg/ code is the pop up for their gui with consoles and the like. seems to take forever to load and if your latency is too high it never does. I like the no frills one we have now


e5452f  No.16295157

Why's Bad Deathclaw gotta be so damn degenerate? I guess it follows naturally.


45dd62  No.16295168

>>16295152

I really don't understand how the techweb shit runs so good but the goddamn cargo console/spraycan nearly brings non-IE-installed clients to its knees, even with frills off it really boggles the mind and the coders wont fix it because >DUDE JUST INSTALL IE DONT YOU WANT MODERN MICROSHIT

>JUST LOOK AT SKYPE 8.O ITS ONLY AN EXTRA 2 GIGS TO RUN FOR A SLIMMED DOWN VOIP PROGRAM


b0bd2c  No.16295196

>>16295168

yeah. it's fucking ass and so slow to load. I've been pugging it on other servers and its so garbage when you're trying to hack doors and the prompt is loading for 3 minutes


e5452f  No.16295242

>>16295196

Speaking of GUI shit, what the fuck is wrong with spray can GUI on TG codebases? It loads, disappears, loads, disappears and maybe actually shows up eventually. Thank fuck you can at least alt-click to remove the lid.


b0bd2c  No.16295290

>>16295242

/tg/ seems to have overly complicated their codebase thinking that more complex = good


e5452f  No.16295295

>>16295290

They really have shit some things up since I last paid attention. I suppose it's the product of some tranny mind virus. I wish they'd all go back to just playing with brown bricks and LEGO.


45dd62  No.16295308

>>16295242

its heavily overdone and can probably be slimmed down to be function considering techweb with 200 icons or so in a GUI functions perfectly


5fe9e6  No.16295370

>>16287849

MikeeUSA


45dd62  No.16295552

Dakimakuras ported to nu-tg, later tonight ill finish porting PATRIOTISM flags, advanced chem synth, etc and possibly koriaths shit pools if I really feel benevolent. Circuits are functioning (refs from things are functioning unlike in our current code)

Then ill start tinkering with UI elements for chemistry/cargo/spraycans so we can immediately have no problem using the UI at all, meaning we have no reason not to switch to bigger and better things.


fb1e33  No.16295555

Owner of Dragon Universe reporting in. Just saying. Bye.


e1867c  No.16295568

It would be much easier to modularize things if the code used an event-based system. The code would probably look nicer, too.


e1867c  No.16295572

>>16295552

Wait so are we moving to nu-tg?


fe34ef  No.16295581

File: c74f0c931d2bb91⋯.jpg (15.63 KB, 295x295, 1:1, knuck_knuck_its_knockles.jpg)

>>16295555 (checked)

DB/v/ headmin reporting in, who dis


e5452f  No.16295596

>>16295552

Speaking of dakis, I noticed they made there way to vg at some point. Was that just coincidence or was it one of you? I forgot whicha dakis were in on here.


45dd62  No.16295636

>>16295572

I'm hoping once I port everything we have to nu-tg, make some improvements and unfuck UI performance on the problem devices that hostfag will be willing to make the jump. if not, its here for future spacemen.


fa4225  No.16295720

>>16295636

Do not port to nu-tg. Port to hippie instead. Hippie is much better and has own cool features. Like material forge and cass chem. It really is nu-tg but better.

https://github.com/hippiestation.


45dd62  No.16295793

>>16295720

Hippie is dead and 20 players max and I'm sure its not just because the 80+ playercount got bored altogether one day. Besides, its already too late, I have ported everything but advanced synth, our unique chems+hyperzine and I have just finished porting our flags for cargo contraband and whatnot.


aea7f3  No.16295803

>>16295720

porting to hippie just adds more complexity to backporting our own stuff. Moving "back" to /tg/ as a base then diving head first into nu/tg/ gives both me and the portmastersupreme enough knowledge with how the codebase works and allows us to impliment future fixes much easier.

Also Anon code is a walking shitheap. To whoever was planning to rework it, I suggest scrapping it and changing it to a rolling counter. It worked for me but is suboptimal but most of this code is so EH.


e1867c  No.16295819

>>16295803

Isn't anoncode just like 8 lines of code?


aea7f3  No.16295841

File: 8ce50ec7dea9624⋯.png (40.83 KB, 931x459, 931:459, dreamseeker_2019-03-26_22-….png)

>>16295819

It is. However it procs before the server fully starts up. Causing anon ckeys to not be set. aka why it remains the var = 0.

Even better than that, when it does proc correctly it still sets admins as player(number) for a short time because the adminckeys are not loaded in.

The only way to then correct this is to simply reconnect.

Many of these issues "can" be fixed but changing the way things start up in ss13 is like finding a single piece of hay in a needle stack, which you must dive into to check.

It was very unenjoyable seeing my code go from 0 errors, too 1 warning all the way to 58 errors and 3 errors because of changing how the anoncode initialised.

That was enough for me to nope the fuck out of that and let anouther coderfag fix it.

There is still the option of just fucking removing it but host is scared people will bitch about it.

Image attached is a quality error, you can see when shit loaded in. The admin changing names twice from admin to player (see purple ooc) and you can see playernames resetting to 0 during load in.


a75f88  No.16295904

>>16295841

>There is still the option of just fucking removing it but host is scared people will bitch about it.

Nobody who fucking matters will bitch when this awful piece of shit "feature" gets removed. The only reason it's stayed in this long is because the person who made it, and a very very very small handful of others, love hiding behind the thin layer of protection that it gives them and how it lulls people into a false sense of security.

Certain names not showing up on a WHO, because everyone is (Player), means people are more likely to join a round because they're fooled into thinking those certain people aren't present. There's a pretty serious problem when you have to fool people into joining the game like that.


e1867c  No.16296308

>>16295841

Ok, then why not just set anonynames at some point after the world inits?


e1867c  No.16296421

>>16296308

You know, what's really funny is that I can't even duplicate the 0 bug on my end.


d30924  No.16296484

File: ddcb070180dc01d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 114.73 KB, 691x564, 691:564, abandonedstation.jpg)

>arrive at the station late

>seems completely abandoned

>complete darkness

>decide fuck around the station

>check out the bar

>discover a scene far more unsettling than anything found in the mines

>naked mutilated bodies of men surrounding a pie

>all of them seem to be set to appear to bet set as if performing for a dead man in a wheel chair

>on closer inspection, one of the men was still alive, but his mind seemed to be in another place

>this was all that remained of the crew


8147e3  No.16297191

>>16295720

I honestly prefer nu-tg. Hippie seems to have just given a bunch of nice things to everyone so you don't have to put in any work or effort to get anything. It's more convenient but I get bored of it fast.


45dd62  No.16297698

>been trying to port flags for a bit now

>they just refuse to workTM

>ported fine initially, but they wont place on the wall at all despite any tweaks.

I'm just going to bundle them with posters frankly, its the simple solution here.


b1bab2  No.16298320

>0 players at only 2 am

Wow.


45dd62  No.16298543

File: 5fcb4c63b844344⋯.png (62.14 KB, 560x376, 70:47, FORGOTTENBEASTHASRISEN.png)

It lives

https://github.com/NotSkelus/tgstation

I didn't port the chem synth because chemistry has MACHINE ASSISTED MACROS to help you rapidly shit out krokodil.

Dakis are in, flags are in, extra fun sprinkled onto metastation and boxstation.

working on:

>small bugfix for a flag sprite

>throwing batons to have a moderate stun chance

>putting secborgs in by default

>forgetting anoncode existed

>slimming down the UI on many devices or making them use NanoUI instead like tg devs should have done 2 years ago.


b82de7  No.16298930

File: dcc6191de8b707e⋯.png (210.29 KB, 717x571, 717:571, Security.png)

>>16298543

Interesting. I might download the zip of this and try to throw my map file in there, maybe it will work.


ad226b  No.16299041

atmos holofans are not properly blocking heat transfer


45dd62  No.16299141

>>16299041

oh well, were jumping soon to a codebase they will work properly in

Secondary announcement, as MoMMIs might be beyond our ability to port, unless we have someone better on standby, ive added drone spawners and drone shells back to meta+box on the nu-tg branch along with some toys for them.


a75f88  No.16299299

>>16299141

Dronepocalypse 2.0 soon?


b6ba04  No.16299796

File: c6eed482b0c521b⋯.jpg (182.87 KB, 800x600, 4:3, fdb6b89adc60b3f3cfe05c0350….jpg)

>>16298543

Okay, hello its me the host, I've been working consistently for the past week so I'll just put my input in this.

If it makes porting and working on the codebase easier, I'm all for it.

Aslong as the blatant issues with nuTG are either replaced over time or straight up removed, then I'm also fine with it being our main codebase.

Just one main point which I'm concerned about

>throwing batons to have a moderate stun chance

Please do not make stun batons have a chance to stun on throwhit. Make it consistent. Thank you.

>>16299141

Drones can be a good replacement for now, but you should go harass zaers he said he can help with some byondcode. God bless and stay safe you ultra faggots.


aea7f3  No.16300021

>>16299796

Think about it. There is abour 20% of the baton that is actually the "stun" part. its valid that if the handle hits you, it hurts, but its not gunna stun you.

Its a risk to even throw your baton, guaranteeing a stun will just make people dual wield that shit and use them as two extra stun shots in place of a tazer.


fea2d3  No.16300231

>>16298543

Remove the retardation that is TGUI entirely and replace it with basic HTML interfaces for every console/firealarm/apc/oxitank/tatorPDA/etc and it'll be good. Much easier than trying to redo NanoUI from scratch, and can be upgraded into NanoUI afterwards.

As it is, the game can't be played as an engineer, a traitor, a cargotechnician or even a silicon unless you pozz your windows installation with IE and even so, it crashes/fails to load all the time anyway.


aea7f3  No.16300465

We really shouldn't have nonantags murdering the captain with zero communication and giving no reason when discussed.

I am not one to throw around metagaming allocations but I have at the very least passed on those details to the host so further investigation can occur.


a75f88  No.16300747

File: 920e404e305ec96⋯.jpg (11.57 KB, 160x160, 1:1, 8ac0c86e6ab0ddbe31cc51de04….jpg)

>xenoniggers using autoclickers to instantly destroy windows, furniture, APCs and crewmembers in one under a second


1a3337  No.16300805

>>16300747

Are you retarded? Xenos destroy furniture in one hit. There are limits to how fast you can hit a person or window. Literally only the APC would be affected by an autoclicker, and it dies in 5 or 6 attacks so there would be no point to use an autoclicker. Please don't try to post shit like this again because you have no idea how the game even works.


a75f88  No.16300847

>>16300805

Nigger learn to read. The xeno managed to destroy a reinforced window, the table behind it, the crewmember behind the table and the APC on the wall next to the table in ONE second, simultaneously. Whenever the thing attacked, the chat box was spammed with a dozen entries for EACH thing it hit, all at once.


1a3337  No.16300877

>>16300847

That shit literally could not happen nigger. There is a delay when hitting windows and humans before the game allows you to hit them again. Maybe if you weren't using australian tier internet, you'd see what was actually happening instead of seeing your game play catch-up.


b82de7  No.16301051

File: 15b25b25a1be914⋯.png (879.6 KB, 1917x1049, 1917:1049, just cuck my map up.png)


9a5712  No.16301417

File: 7a15bed7eb49564⋯.png (15.93 KB, 193x195, 193:195, blasphemy.png)


476b08  No.16301627

>>16301417

That looks so simple, why the hell have I fucking around with space cooling loops and igniting plasma fires?


e1867c  No.16301693

>>16301627

The gas heater and cooler consume energy. If thermodynamics worked properly this engine wouldn't have a net positive output.


b82de7  No.16301975

File: 50c497ea84ebf7a⋯.gif (266.98 KB, 399x227, 399:227, bullshit.gif)

>>16301417

That doesn't actually work, does it? How much net gain is there?


aea7f3  No.16303139

>>16301417

Both the cooling and heating factors of those machines, are not enough to maintain through the heat transfer happening in thermo.

A high temperature differential is needed.

This is why most of us just Turbine exhaust for hot in, and the space loop for cold in. "most" other things are subpar.

However, something for the thoughtful mind.

Use your science bombmix 95k heat on your hot loop.

It will last for at least 5 hours and let me just say. BOY LOOK A THOSE DIGITS when you do.


4110ea  No.16306310

File: e8229a2b7698abe⋯.png (1.42 KB, 138x47, 138:47, MxWKNWs.png)

Wew.


d23566  No.16306410

>>16306310

ss13 is just doomed to cycles of minimal progress here it seems. i knew i should have spent my week off learning a different code base


2c56f7  No.16307387

>>16306410

I'm busy with college bruh


b0bd2c  No.16307444

new thread when?


41b37b  No.16307607

new bread here

>>16307600




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