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File: 165316339df4982⋯.jpeg (31.53 KB, 655x360, 131:72, pokemon-pikachu-funko-112….jpeg)

5e11bd  No.16181354

Older first-stage Pokemon were built like small animals.

Newer first-stage Pokemon are built like Funko Pop figures.

3a894d  No.16181403

You're a retard and neoteny in art is something that has been observed since the fucking 1100s


695b9d  No.16181418

>>16181403

Netorare in poetry and histories is something that has been observed in Pagan texts and even before, what is your point?


3a894d  No.16181424

>>16181418

My point is OP is a retarded nigger


695b9d  No.16181428

>>16181424

Because Neoteny is something that has been in art for 900 years and funko pops are neoteny?


7aaed3  No.16181437

File: 45ee2e63ea7f69c⋯.png (321.19 KB, 547x442, 547:442, 0baec73d8c1f60769c377ec4c9….png)

>>16181354

Lots of Pokemon have big heads. OP complains about that and not generic bunny. OP confirmed faggot.


3a894d  No.16181441

>>16181428

Because you'd have to be literally retarded to claim funko pops are responsible for neotenous design of what is essentially, the child form of an animal.

And if I was really fucking petty about this shit.

Pichu came out in 1999.


2c0386  No.16181447

I think if your house burns down and there's proof of you owning funko pop figures you should instead be forced to pay reparations to neighbors and whoever set your house on fire.


16971a  No.16181486

File: 39824779ded1fe5⋯.mp4 (10.24 MB, 640x360, 16:9, y2mate.com - pokemon_detec….mp4)


13d6d4  No.16181586

>>16181441

Pichu was shit too though.


679896  No.16193181

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16181437

Fireball Charming


3b2838  No.16193234

File: 388a168310f8fb7⋯.png (690.33 KB, 1679x1944, 1679:1944, Pokemonmore.png)


dcacd7  No.16193252

I fucking hate it too OP.


dcacd7  No.16193261

File: 22c2a3bfc6dd5c6⋯.png (1002.41 KB, 1243x589, 1243:589, starters.png)

>>16193252

Clear decline from gen 4 up.


9788af  No.16193268

>>16193261

incineroar and smugleaf are the only good starter designs since gen 4


918066  No.16193281

>>16193261

I swear, all the post Gen 4 water starters look absolutely retarded.


413ba5  No.16193302

Just look at Vulpix or Sandshrew, small heads, big body.

Proper proportions.

Now look at Fennekin or any nu-basic Pokémon. Gigantic heads, tiny body and limbs.

At least the older gens kept the "le cute giant head" gimmick limited, like Wooper. The rest all had anatomically correct proportions.


9cb814  No.16193304

File: b401a604a112ace⋯.jpg (46.12 KB, 740x494, 370:247, fennec_fox_0.jpg)

>>16193302

Fennekin is a horrible example, its real life counterpart actually looks that way.


dcacd7  No.16193309

>>16193304

eyes are still small


9cb814  No.16193323

>>16193309

So Bulbasaur is now a shit design?


413ba5  No.16193347

>>16193304

Are you blind? That animal's head is smaller than the body.


1829d3  No.16193363

>2 sentence OP

>either a shill or has pokemon living in his head for free

>3 days without being deleted

Mark, please. Why must I suffer?


4cb7fd  No.16193364

>>16193304

The defining feature of a fennec fox is how big it's ears are, not how big it's head is.


9cb814  No.16193368

>>16193364

My point was that the proportions on the body were correct for Fennekin in the first place. Which is why its a horrible example as its a technical exception to the stick body thing.


413ba5  No.16193370

>>16193368

No it isn't, because the fennec fox's head isn't bigger than the rest of its body.

That image fits Vulpix more than it does Fenneshit.


9cb814  No.16193381

>>16193370

It really doesn't, Vulpix has a massively different body.


413ba5  No.16193398

File: 18a9c9840c6352d⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1300x1400, 13:14, pix.png)

>>16193381

Are you sure?


6f5a51  No.16193429

>>16193398

b-b-b-b-but there has been no overall change in pokemon designs! you're just a genwunner!

I have no idea how people can't see the clear differences. Older pokemon looked like animals with a fantasy twist, it made the world feel at least somewhat like an actual world. Now they're just fucking bobbleheads with massive anime eyes. Yeah, there were a few old ones with shit proportions, but those were exceptions, just like any halfway decent designs in the later generations were exceptions to the overall dogshit. Fucking retards everywhere can't tell the difference between one tenth of shit and nine tenths of shit.


039163  No.16193430

File: 96b4b678933d7ad⋯.jpg (62.79 KB, 336x436, 84:109, 1494922936269.jpg)

>>16181354

Why the fuck do people buy these disgusting pieces of shits?


000000  No.16193443

>>16181354

Any product that becomes mainstream will become shit to accommodate the braindead, low IQ masses that worship brands.

Do you like something? Do everything that you can to make it fail and prevent it from becoming mainstream, so it will stay good and untouched by corporate suits trying to expand the target audience.


9cb814  No.16193484

>>16193398

Yes i'm quite sure.


33e95e  No.16193501

File: e357b7ce14fceb0⋯.png (307.91 KB, 827x720, 827:720, 12c3a0852c4f60892463bcc5df….png)

>>16193430

I went to a weeb comic store with a bunch of fags from uni just a day ago, one of them stood by this huge pile of funko pops in amazement with bewildered eyes and told me he wanted all of them. I distanced myself from that person.


413ba5  No.16193507

>>16193429

It's probably because of cognitive dissonance.

9cb814 is blind and/or willingly ignorant.

It's like talking to someone who insists grass is not green.


84cf9f  No.16193514

>>16193430

I've cut loose almost all of my friends for their idiotic taste and retarded politics. For instance, the second someone believes that there is such a thing as white privilege, I treat them as if they had been aborted. When it comes to shit taste, I try to wean them away from bullshit like Overwatch, LoL, Fortnite, and other bullshit made for retards. If they hold fast, I ghost them.

Low standards, low IQ…


dcacd7  No.16193595

>>16193398

Nice comparison. Look at the fucking legs too - Fennekin's are like toothpicks.


0bcd5b  No.16195241

>>16181354

And? As long as they remain unkiked.


a8b73e  No.16195265

>>16195241

>As long as they remain unkiked

What would being "kiked" entail in this case?


e52632  No.16195271

>>16195265

Tumblr has been pushing for a third option to boy or girl.


e52632  No.16195285

File: 96adcccc4ebf5a6⋯.gif (5.12 KB, 500x284, 125:71, >.gif)

>>16195271

>>16195265

It's worse than I thought.


a8b73e  No.16195289

>>16195271

>Tumblr has been pushing for a third option to boy or girl.

Not gonna happen with gender specific trainer customization.

Also, as far as "kiked" goes, Jynx already got politcally corrected. I'm surprised Whimsicott made it through unharmed so far


e52632  No.16195572

>>16195289

>Not gonna happen with gender specific trainer customization.

I hope not.


442462  No.16195601

>>16193430

>>16193501

In the Fourth Reich there will be gas chambers specifically made for people who buy Funko Pops.


a8b73e  No.16195654

>>16195601

>gas chambers

no, just shoot them.


3edf2f  No.16195659

File: a225a7ce792c0e6⋯.gif (370.67 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 35643453653.gif)

>>16195601

There already is a fourth reich

It's called the EU


81be4a  No.16195675

>>16193261

Gen 1 is the only one that looks distinct.


5c7097  No.16195696

>>16193484

No you're not. You're a fucking retard.


8980ad  No.16195720

File: efddad39ec1bdf7⋯.jpg (16.37 KB, 470x352, 235:176, this is just bad.jpg)

>>16193430

>my friend's girlfriend literally loves the shit out of those crappy things

I have no idea.

She wanted the Rick and Morty ones.

She is otherwise a good girl… allegedly, anyway.


a8b73e  No.16195727

>>16195659

>It's called the EU

that's a pretty shit "reich".

>>16195720

maybe your friend should start improving her.


3edf2f  No.16195740

>>16195727

>that's a pretty shit "reich".

Yes, yes it is.


edec72  No.16208634

Genwunners have the normalniggerest of normalnigger opinions and are the cattle that Game Freak haul in when they want to make the quickest of quick cash. There's a reason why LGPE managed to rake in 10 million purchases despite being one of the most mechanically dead installments yet. Genwunners will lap up anything that Game Freak shits out and go "aah… the good old days :)" as long as it has Pikachu and Charizard somewhere in the mix. They pretend that they have their opinions because RBY is the most open world out of all the mainline Pokemon games (when they probably did the badges in the intended order anyway because it's a JRPG and open worlds in JRPGs are a joke) or because they prefer the designs of first gen pokemon (because preferring angry eyes lizards, glorified recolored real life animals and random shit Sugimori drew on a napkin is too subjective to refute), but really they just want to go back to a time when Pokemon was the "in" thing and they could discuss it with all of their friends. Game Freak knows this, which is why they've shoehorned something from Gen 1 into every single generation somehow, to milk their nigger cattle. LGPE was the experiment to see if they could fabricate an entire game off of nostalgia baiting with nothing else going for it and it was successful, so now future games will be further tainted as Game Freak are aware they can be even lazier with their games. All because faggots like OP will accept anything that has Bulbasaur and Mewtwo in it.

>tfw genwunner soyboys killed any hope of battle frontier ever showing up again, even battle tower is probably gone for good too


0ba8ab  No.16208649

>>16195659

>oy vey goyim communism is national socialism

This is a paid shill.


62b524  No.16208653

>>16193429

It does look different, different for the better.

>h-how dare my fantasy game about fighting monsters not feature real animals!!!

The designs are by far the least of the game's problems.


e4f658  No.16208660

File: 71d7f6df7cafa9e⋯.jpg (16.83 KB, 233x259, 233:259, James_Turner.jpg)

Hi, I am the mistake from game freak and yes I am the character designer.


3edf2f  No.16208698

File: 412dca55da78865⋯.jpg (64.82 KB, 600x469, 600:469, 412dca55da788656cc96829cbe….jpg)

>>16208649

What's the matter? Not a fan of a united european realm led by the braintrust at germany because this time they don't like white people? Maybe if euros weren't such faggoty bitches you wouldn't have this issue


6b781c  No.16208782

>>16208634

You can type all of that trite bullshit out but you can't look at a Pokemon from gen 4 onwards and see that it looks like shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>16208653

>It does look different, different for the better.

General contrarianism isn't trolling, especially if it only ends up making you look retarded.


8acf4b  No.16208787

File: 8b9521b6438438f⋯.png (110.02 KB, 500x397, 500:397, illegal-opinions.png)

>>16208698

>some burger inadvertently D&Cs to make some epic joke while the world burns around him

part of the problem

that or youre a kike/leftycuck


8cd310  No.16208806

File: 6e81d2dbc443d89⋯.png (2.16 MB, 1871x1710, 1871:1710, INFERNO.png)

>>16193261

I think infernape looks cool, Cyndaquil is good too.

Fire4lyfe.


62b524  No.16208818

File: d912c1c3d78ed46⋯.png (975.49 KB, 1243x589, 1243:589, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16193261

Clear? I see it as a mixed bag all over. Most of these fucking things look stupid, especially grass starters.


e0bf07  No.16208826

>>16181354

That poor poor downsy pika.


9fc5d2  No.16209302

>>16208782

He's right though, pandering to genwunners is on of the reasons why Pokemon is shit nowadays.


5061ea  No.16209350

>>16193261

decline started with gen 2, chikorita doesn't even look like anything.


5061ea  No.16209370

>>16208806

Water has been garbage since gen 3, Grass has always been terrible after Bulbasaur. Fire always gets the best designs.

btw, i really do miss fat pikachu. sugiwara's (sp) fat watercolor pikachu was always better than weirdo anime pikachu, which is really to blame for everything, they obviously let the anime lead the design


867f09  No.16209452

>>16181354

Nothing you said is true in the slightest, you massive fucking (1) and done faggot nigger.


867f09  No.16209459

>>16208660

He's only one of the Pokemon designers, you dumb cunt.


dff217  No.16209592

>>16193261

pokemon are all gay


efe2d2  No.16209597

>>16209592

Then which one would you fuck


5ff50d  No.16209793

>>16208660

>1 man designed all 1000 or however many stupid fucking monsters

Kay.


ddd3ae  No.16209915

pokemon follows the standard rule of life. everything gets worse except for the porn which gets better


ddd3ae  No.16209926

>>16208660

which ones did he make? then we can speculate as to what sort of person he is


891d47  No.16210754

>>16208787

>Wwwwah I'm not the ubermensch this time

>y-you have to love europe or it's kike divide and conquer

>save me america I shit my pants again


097020  No.16210835

>>16209926

From Bulbapedo

>The following is a list of Pokémon designed by James Turner.

>Shadow Lugia

>Vanillite

>Vanillish

>Vanilluxe

>Golett

>Golurk

>Vullaby

>Mandibuzz

>Phantump

>Trevenant

>Bruxish (Finalization)

>Buzzwole

>Guzzlord

>Poipole

>Naganadel


6fb851  No.16210865

>>16210835

>>Guzzlord

That name always makes me laugh


097020  No.16210871

>>16193595

Don't forget the neck. Fennekin's neck is about a fifth of the width of its head whereas the fox it's based on has a neck just slightly less wide than its head. If they were real, Fennekin would be unable to support the weight of its bulbous head on its scrawny neck and it would either break its neck or be unable to lift it.


9e01c4  No.16211385

>>16210835

This isn't as bad as I expected, some of them have an actual sense of biology.


4cb7fd  No.16211467

>>16208818

What's wrong with totodile


dd198b  No.16211493

>>16210835

people give him shit for being the 'ice cream' guy when Golurk, Mandibuzz, and Trevenant are some of the most radical of the newer pokemon and Buzzswole and Guzzlord are the most well received Ultra Beasts


a8b73e  No.16212203

>>16181354

>Newer first-stage Pokemon are built like Funko Pop figures.

Is fangames using redesigned pokemon considered too heritical?

Because i don't expect GF's designs get much better any time soon.


fba627  No.16212213

>>16210835

>he made the bird that uses a skull for a diaper

I dunno how to feel about this


632c3e  No.16219279

>>16212203

>Is fangames using redesigned pokemon considered too heritical?

Depends if the redesigns are good or not.


9e4e8d  No.16219785

>>16181403

>pokemon

>art


ae37fb  No.16222700

EXEGGCUTE is just 6 cracked eggs with faces!

VOLTORB is just a ball with angry eyes!

GEODUDE is just a rock with arms and a face!

MAGNEMITE is just a floating ball with just 1 eye, 2 magnets and screws on it!

DIGLETT is just a weird tall bump thing coming out of the with eyes and a red bulbous nose with no mouth!

JYNX is a blonde haired sheboon!


ae37fb  No.16222706

>>16222700

Fuck! I meant to say "-popping out of the ground-"! But yeah! My point still stands!


7c9f6a  No.16222823

>>16222700

Those are all great designs except perhaps voltorb


810661  No.16222881

File: ba542cd1fb82340⋯.png (2.37 MB, 963x1409, 963:1409, Modern Pokemon Suck.png)

>>16222700

Exeggcute is a cluster of psychic egg looking creatures that work together as a hivemind

Voltorb is a mimic that's adapted to hunt it's natural pray of pokemon trainers

Geodude has some of the best camouflage imaginable

Magnemite and Jynx (and Mr Mime) are all odd - pokemon should veer away from "it's an object with a face" and "it's like a human but wacky colors"

None of this changes the fact that gen 1 was mostly hits, while later gens are mostly shit.


dcc621  No.16223876

>>16193429

I stopped talking to people about Pokemon when they started defending the fucking ice-cream cone.


7ab05a  No.16224039

File: 8a12b744b79a4a2⋯.png (358.55 KB, 800x450, 16:9, skinner appraises the sit….png)

>>16210835

He's responsible for,

>Donut steel Lugia.

>Ice cream

>Pokemon iron giant

>Diaper vulture

>Spooky trees

>Tranny fish

>Just over a 1/3 of the ultra cancers.

So like 90% crap.


0c7af7  No.16224052

>>16208818

What fuck is wrong with totodile?




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