7621a6 No.16156512
Let that sink in. A fucking budget SWORD ART ONLINE game of all things does sci fi looter shooting better than a large budget AAA game.
How did Bioware fall this hard?
cebfd0 No.16156549
>>16156512
I can't still get over how soulless Anthem's power armors look like, it's akin to something you'd find in a cyberpunk parody about dystopian megacorp design committees.
d8b05f No.16156560
You really need to bring about a barely related game to extract schadenfreude out of Anthem? The damn thing wouldn't have an identity of its own in a vacuum.
79c91c No.16156575
I have over 700 hours played. I wouldn't consider Fatal Bullet too good because of the jank and shallow gameplay loop (about a 6/10), but it's definitely the best SAO game so far.
116d3a No.16159933
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
At least, the film-makers are making the best out of a turd
79d679 No.16159943
>SAO turd is better than EAs skidmark
If I have to see another faggot cosplaying as Kirito in an MMO I'll find them and meticulously place two swords within their rectum. Maybe I'll shove two years worth of semen in there too.
a86309 No.16160151
>>16156512
>SAO: Fatal Bullet is legit better than Anthem
Was about to say it wasn't a big feat but then it's still fucking SAO,
576768 No.16160249
Knowing that Fatal Bullet was already bad, I have a hard time imagining how bad Anthem might be.
78a119 No.16160314
>>16156512
>this turd of shit doesn't smell as bad as this other turd of shit!
>>16156575
Why don't you just play PSO2? Why waste 700 fucking hours on this trashcan of a game?
46e592 No.16160316
Did SAO always have guns and robots?
624fe4 No.16160318
>>16160314
Because I suppose they do not need to jump through hoops to play it.
>>16160316
Fatal Bullet is based on the spin off Manga Gun Gale Online.
78a119 No.16160331
>>16160318
>go to website
>follow tutorial
>play game
man, that's a lot of hoops…
624fe4 No.16160335
>>16160331
>Need an account.
>Always online.
Thats two too many Anon.
78a119 No.16160346
>>16160335
>need an account
>always online
It's an MMO you mongoloid, what were you expecting?
85936b No.16160355
>>16160346
>Recommends MMO to a guy playing single player vidya
78a119 No.16160363
>>16160355
>implying he didn't have internet connection throughout all those 700 hours of gameplay
c647ac No.16160747
>>16160363
Some people don't want to play an mmo and just want a looter shooter you fucking mongoloid.
On that note you should be yelling at him to play EDF instead of SAO
ad9eb1 No.16160757
>>16160363
>Trying to get people to play an mmo.
You need to stop posting.
69fc75 No.16160775
>>16159943
why would you store 2 years worth of cum?
15d382 No.16160808
>>16159943
>sao is bad
>being this much of a hipster
People won't think you're cool for disliking the franchise, anon. The quality of the anime, manga and games range from mediocre to good. It's a comfy franchise with lots of cute girls.
c647ac No.16160811
>>16160808
>It's a comfy franchise with lots of cute girls.
That's not Atelier anon
15d382 No.16160829
>>16160811
>it's not atelier
True.
7466b4 No.16160857
>>16160808
It is gutter trash, don't kid yourself. But I can forgive people in their early 20s or younger thinking it is fine.
15d382 No.16161032
>>16160857
>tips fedora
>i'm so mature due to my hipster taste
Cringe.
dc4472 No.16161040
>>16161032
Imagine wanting to be cucked in your own videogame by possibly the most generic anime MC ever devised by ant people.
43898e No.16161044
>>16160808
>It's a comfy franchise
f1ffbf No.16161057
>fire all your genuinely nerdy white and asian talent
>focus of diversity hires
>everything goes to shit
Gotta love how their agenda always blows up in their face.
769516 No.16161149
>>16156512
>pic2
>devs design skin tight plugsuits with a visible high cut panty line
>for guys
225ff5 No.16161186
>>16160811
>>16160838
>>16160857
>>16161044
Yeah guys, it's so sexist! I cried when I saw that panty shot!
09d8c6 No.16161190
>>16156512
wtf is up with that brown mongrel's arms in the foreground? I wonder if it's a glitch
d96303 No.16161202
>>16161190
>Worried about the spaghetti arms.
>Not worried about the obviously fucked neck.
Not all deformities are born equal.
ed9f1d No.16161211
>>16161186
How does it feel knowing that greasy, unwashed, snaggletoothed neckbeard has a wife, and you never will?
09d8c6 No.16161216
>>16161202
Heh, I had just noticed the neck soon after posting, and was thinking about it when I saw your post. The thing is a fucking giraffe.
88011a No.16161217
>>16161202
And some go on to make jew-hating picture planks.
88b671 No.16161232
>>16160808
Having watched the entirety of the anime, I can say SAO is a piece of shit and is only entertaining if you watch it with friends to laugh at how stupid it is.
1ef685 No.16161270
>>16161186
>He thinks that's why it's bad.
Do you also write totally edgy and perfect OCs on Gaia Online, who never fail at anything, ever, and are handed everything they want on a silver platter and never face any consequences for anything they do?
15d382 No.16161278
>>16161211
>unironic roastieposting
>>16161232
>wanting to fit in with the cool kids this badly
This is an anonymous image board, lad. The first season of the anime is objectivelly a 6 or 7 out of 10. It does a lot of things right. Anyone that harshly criticizes it is a transparent hipster.
3c1aec No.16161283
79d679 No.16161287
>>16160808
>only argument is that I'm a hipster
>using the word comfy like this
>>>/reddit/
1ef685 No.16161288
>>16161278
>Anyone that thinks my shallow-ass wish fulfillment bullshit is bad is a hipster, the worst possible insult I can come up with.
>Now to go back to watching Cellphone Isekai so I can masturbate to the idea of getting everything I want for being special.
88b671 No.16161309
>>16161278
>The first season of the anime is objectivelly a 6 or 7 out of 10
They kill Santa Claus in the 2nd episode. And it's meant to be entirely serious.
Anon, I don't know how to break this to you, but it's not a very good anime.
1ef685 No.16161317
>>16161309
Let us note that episode as literally the final moment where Kirito failed at anything, ever, and it was his fault.
79d679 No.16161345
>>16160775
A quote from the LN.
dc4472 No.16161363
>>16161345
>getting MC faggot in bed with the worst girl
>still make the show a fucking haremshit instead of punishing him eternally with his harpie would-be wife
God what a shit fucking show.
79d679 No.16161370
>>16161363
Doesn't she get raped anyway?
dc4472 No.16161384
>>16161370
Nah. If any actual sexual intercourse ever happened, it'd devalue the characters for their haremshit following and so they can never, ever, ever advance in that path in any capacity if they want to keep selling merch cuz used goods.
15d382 No.16161389
>>16161345
>impregnating your virgin wife in the missionary
>saving up for two years, so you're able to pump buckets into her
Based and redpilled.
79d679 No.16161396
>>16161389
>Based and redpilled.
Holy fuck go back to wherever you came from.
dc4472 No.16161403
At least the bait's funny, in a comparatively shit thread.
695e88 No.16161464
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>>16160808
While the games are less terrible than the shitty anime and LNs they still are not good. The spin off with the pink loli written by another author is good though
e74b9c No.16161484
>>16160829
>>16160808
Posting Strea is blatant false advertising. She's a textbook example of a great character in a shit series. I can tolerate some pretty mediocre games if the cast has hot, charming girls (example: Senran Kagura), but the only SAO games that I could deal with even with Strea's presence were Hollow Realization and Fatal Bullet. The worst part is that Fatal Bullet's near complete lack of Strea screen time makes me think Soyny is trying to phase Strea out of SAO games, so I'll have pretty much zero reason to play SAO games if they don't drop Sony to save Strea.
414747 No.16161495
>>16161396
I'm so glad autists can't detect sarcasm.
79d679 No.16161508
>>16161495
>cuckchannel memes
>I-I was just pretending
78a119 No.16161524
>>16160747
I'm just trying to find something comparable. I didn't even think about EDF, honestly.
>>16160757
>muh mmo
I bet you didn't even play it you nigger. PSO2 is one of the few if not the only MMOs alive that has a decent gameplay loop and some level of skill ceiling.
d96303 No.16161539
>>16161524
>MMO fag is still trying to get people to play MMOs.
Check out this faggot.
414747 No.16161604
>>16161508
>replies to different person
>classicuck response
Dude it was a lame joke but clearly a joke. Take some lessons, it'll help you when you go outside to shit.
3359fd No.16161620
78a119 No.16161654
>>16161604
Pretending to be retarded isn't funny.
853bb7 No.16161659
>>16160314
PSO2 will be tolerable when private servers exist. That is the only time freemium trash becomes acceptable, when it is no longer.
b0d49d No.16161667
>>16156512
It's not hard to legitimately be better than anthem.
for fuck's sake you have to
>load into the shitty hub
>walk across it with all the gusto of my grandma on a staircase
>sit through another fucking loading screen
just to change out your gear in anthem.
note that literally no other game does this shit, because this shit is fucking retarded
22352f No.16161678
>>16160757
>>16160747
>ooga booga I just no want play online even though I'm connected
its autism
22352f No.16161693
>>16161667
this
diarrhea is still better than constipation
dbcd98 No.16161760
>>16161464
That picture really needs P-Chan's cute eyes
d96303 No.16161771
>>16161678
Who says they are connected. They might disconnect their net so they can't be contacted by faggots like you.
I kinda liked online games until I met cunts like such as yourself. I mean would you honestly play with yourself?
d1dc40 No.16161784
All it takes to be better than Anthem is:
>not be owned by EA
>not be Canadian SJW hipsters
>know how to code
>have an imagination more lively than a corpse's
In short, be everything BioWare is not.
e74b9c No.16161980
>>16161855
Customizing the arfasys was great until I noticed she doesn't get the special titty monster cleavage texture that certain NPCs get. Even if you make your girl with max tits, they'll still never look quite as big as Leafa or Strea's. Pic related. It also pisses me off that the alternate voices for her are locked behind the DLC paywall.
c028c2 No.16162023
>>16161855
I made mine a shota.
0f8eb2 No.16162039
>>16160747
pso2 is not an mmo. it is a looter shooter like warframe, destiny, and anthem.
it has a hub world where you meet players and then only supports 12 players per instance. only caved in head retards think that is an mmo.
2bd133 No.16162044
>>16161980
>Even if you make your girl with max tits, they'll still never look quite as big as Leafa or Strea's
Yeah, that's rather unfortunate. I found that out the hard way too.
>It also pisses me off that the alternate voices for her are locked behind the DLC paywall
I'm mooching off my friend via steam family sharing, he bought all the season passes. Alternate voices are pretty cool, especially if you've been playing for a while. I haven't been playing anywhere close to 700 hours though. I'd say at that point the DLC might be worth it.
>>16162023
Could pass as a trap. Too bad the outfits are gender specific.
79d679 No.16162069
>>16162039
>it is a looter shooter
>only two shooting classes
>what is solo content
>implying other MMOs don't have limited player instances
The only thing PSO2 is really missing that you'd see in an MMO are skills you can build outside of the instances and generic fetch quests.
I play MabiClassic anyway
695e88 No.16162088
>>16162069
>and generic fetch quests
It has those actually. They are outdated and gave shit rewards even years ago but they exist.
79d679 No.16162093
>>16162088
You mean client orders? Yeah, I guess, but they're so non-intrusive it barely counts.
0f8eb2 No.16162108
>>16162069
ranger, gunner, braver, hero, and phantom are shooter classes with skills related to rifles, machineguns, launchers, and bows.
all classes can use all weapons anyways since crafted weapons can have the class limiter unlocked.
and then there are mechs, turrets, and vehicles with machine guns and lazers.
and certain skill sets with force, techer, summoner, and bouncer also have shooter mechanics.
0f8eb2 No.16162156
hard player caps for pso2
the town hub only supports 200 players. 150 normal players and 50 premium. team rooms support a full team (guild) of 100 players. my room (player houses) supports 12 players. multy party areas support 12 players. and standard quests support 4 players.
pso2 is very comparable to warframe and destiny.
5e28fb No.16162168
>>16160355
>>16160346
It's not even an MMO. Everyone shows up in a small lobby before going on missions just like Monster Hunter.
>>16160808
SAO is awful with the exception of Alternative. The one entry with a completely different writer. At least with Alicization, the author is starting to get better. The game would be good if there was much more polish put behind them. I wouldn't call Hollow Realization good but there were some aspects I enjoyed from it.
78a119 No.16162174
>>16162069
>spoiler
I'd play mabinogi but my ping is actual molten garbage, so the combat feels like shit.
78a119 No.16162176
>>16162174
I don't even know how that webm got there, but okay.
0f8eb2 No.16162190
>>16162156
and you will never actually witness a full town because player spots are still reserved in town for people that have gone on mission.
037235 No.16162195
>>16160808
People will hate you for speaking the truth, but at least you formed your own opinion instead of listening to the memes of cuckchan /a/.
0f8eb2 No.16162206
>>16162156
phantasy star universe was actually more of an mmo being able to support a whole 1000 players in a hub and attaching individual hubs called field bases to every mission.
007408 No.16164823
Didn't Kirito get turned into a girl or some shit? I don't give a single fuck about SAO but if there are any mind break doujins of the shitty harem protag getting turned into a harem girl that might be good.
79d679 No.16165284
>>16162195
>can't defend his shitty show so he pretends he's an oppressed minority
0d3566 No.16167493
From what I've been hearing is that Anthem has been bombing hard, at least in the UK where it apparently sold less then Andromeda, let that sink in how much even the normal fags don't want to touch it.
5a10a6 No.16167517
>>16164823
He got turned into a chick in Gun Gal Online. Kirito a shit. His plot armor is the worst part about him. The protag from GGO ended up getting it as well, and then the story went downhill from there. It really does come across as bad fanfic a lot of the time. SAO in terms of story, is right there along with Naruto and OP, where it never fucking ends and there asspulls out the wazoo. It might even be worse. Has Kirito ever really been in any significant danger?
c19fc9 No.16167737
>>16167517
Alicization arc starts with Kirito being put into some kind of life or death whatever, then he's put in a simulation. Abridged SAO is generally better with the plot since SAO is just that bland.
17490f No.16168149
>>16162195
People who enjoy SAO should be locked into a digital world.
40cea4 No.16168153
>>16168149
But if they die in the game, do they die in real life? Because every fucking MMO story in existence has to have that shit, apparently.
630265 No.16168158
>>16156575
> I wouldn't consider Fatal Bullet too good because of the jank and shallow gameplay loop (about a 6/10)
>I have over 700 hours played
Are you legit autistic or what?
61f7fe No.16168173
>>16165284
Where does it say that in that post?
ffc6a7 No.16168258
>>16156512
Speaking of Anthem, I just found a literal shill account.
http://archive.is/5Hqfz
Read through this shit, it's painfully obvious.
>has only made like 15 posts
>account has existed since early 2018 but he only started posting a month ago
>almost all his posts are about one game
b170b9 No.16168289
>>16160808
Kill yourself with your shit taste. No one is trying to impress anyone by stating the obivious. SAO is total garbage and gave popularity to one of the shittiest genres in the industry, namely Isekai. Not even .hack fucked up this bad
895c72 No.16168305
>>16168258
>Don't believe the hate, Anthem is awesome, and well worth the 60 dollars.
This is so blunt it's like a satire of shills. Does EA really hire marketing departments this shit?
79c91c No.16168635
>>16168158
>he's never played an objectively mediocre game because he liked it due to taste being subjective
d91c49 No.16168799
>>16168158
I don't see anything wrong with it as long as he doesn't lie to himself about it not being a good game.
f8fe36 No.16168819
>>16168289
There have been a couple of decent isekai spawned from the popularity machine. It's not all bad. You just have to sift through. But yes, SAO is bottom of the barrel trash.
037235 No.16168837
>>16168635
This. I don't have nearly as much time invested in the game but I had fun playing it. It's like an ecchi game, I wouldn't really tell someone the games are "good" but they can certainly be enjoyable depending on how you feel about certain elements. I'd personally rather play bottom of the barrel weebshit games than the AAA garbage typical people cum in their pants for. I know I have fucked up taste, I don't care.
000000 No.16177518
>>16168289
Isekai is THE anime genre. All anime were made as prototypes to reach the perfection that is the isekai genre.
630265 No.16178641
>>16168635
700 hours though, that's literally 2 months and a half on a game he found mediocre
The closest i can find for myself is 70 in the SCP game but because it's fun to goof around in private servers
194b9a No.16179357
>>16168158
>700 hours in weebtrash
>Not autistic, bottom of the barrel untermensch
902d5b No.16180421
>>16179357
>700 hours in weebtrash
>not enlightened master of the true path
15d382 No.16180759
>>16167737
>non-gits dubbed anime
>>16168289
>>16168819
>>16165284
>being this cool
It must eat you guys up inside that we don't have accounts here, so you can't jerk off your e-penises much.
8cfcd3 No.16180781
5bd272 No.16180940
>>16161190
That's the player character model outside of the suit when they are in First Person.
<Long Neck = to avoid your head clipping into the camera.
<Deformed arms = for when you need to reach for something.
fc5717 No.16180950
>>16180940
>>16161190
The model is glitched there you fucking retards.
f9c843 No.16180962
my biggest problem with fatal bullet is that its sao and you have to suck off kirito. only if you could cuck asuna from him would it be great. also no ramance with your loli arfa-sys
15d382 No.16181183
>>16168289
>posts nagameme and not the superior bullyfu
635c67 No.16181252
The most telling thing about how bad Anthem is this.
>When Mass Effect Andromeda came out its was wall to wall memes about how bad the game was for about two weeks.
>When Anthem came it no one cared.
0c89d9 No.16181375
>>16181252
Agreed, but remember there's one key difference between ME:A and Anthem. Andromeda was a sequel several years in the making to a popular, long-running series. While not perfect or even great or good, depending on who you're talking to, the trilogy was at least competently made for the most part. Sure, you'd see the odd glitch here and there, or maybe some combat scenario would end up a bit wonky, but that's true of most every game. Thus, the contrast between the first three games and the utter dumpster fire that was Andromeda was the source for a whole lot of comedy. Rampant glitches, awful models, stiff and uncanny animation, and just terrible quality throughout meant it was easy to make fun of.
Anthem, meanwhile, is a new IP, so there's less to compare it to beyond other games in the genre. When you do, you see that it's just a lackluster attempt at the looter shooter, having learned nothing from literally any other game with loot mechanics, and often doing things worse. Not having played it myself because fuck EA, I can only go off of others' reports, but common complaints I've seen include awful AI, terrible loot drops (maybe get a single item after a couple hours' play, and it might not even have good stats on it), and a generic story that's hard to get invested in. When something is working overall but bland, nobody's going to pay it much mind.
Comedy is enhanced through contrast. When there's not much contrast, there's not much humor. And if it's not humorous to talk about, why bother?
8be2a2 No.16181387
c19fc9 No.16181429
>>16181387
I'm pretty sure that's not cleaner man.
15d382 No.16181751
>>16181387
Anjou is pure vanilla, the opposite of ntr.