/v/ - Video Games

This is exactly the kind of dumb fun shit these jewy subscription services should be doing. Now they just need a sequel to that 3DS submarine game.

Is it good? Someone take a bullet.

If they can do this, why don't they try this with other puzzle games? Is this totally free-to-play? How will they make their money back on it (not like it cost them that much money to make)?

>Expects a wave of Battle Royale puzzle games because Nintendo did it first.

get ready for puyo puyo battle royale if this takes off

this is just tetris with a bunch of people at the same time i don't see why it's automatically shit

>>16117857

It's free as long as you pay for nintendo's online service.

This sounds like it has the potential to be stupidly fun.

Can't wait for Solitaire battle royale.

>>16117868

I'm looking forward to Russian Roulette Battle Royale.

>>16117916

>I'm looking forward to Russian Roulette Battle Royale.

Got you covered, anon.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/951180/Russian_Roulette_One_Life/

>>16117953

>>16117952

>>16117916

Is there a Russian Roulette VR game out there yet?

>>16117868

>Walking Simulator Battle Royale

Isn't that just Deathrun?

>>16117770

To be honest this doesn't sound so bad. But it's Nu-tendo, so even assuming it's good they'll kill it with 30 fps lock and terrible online.

The pro controller's D-pad is dog shit for tetris.

>>16117868

>Chess Battle Royale

So this https://www.chessvariants.com/multiplayer.dir/multisch.html but with an even more ridiculous looking board.

Be sure to pay your 20 dollar tax to Nintendo

>>16118421

>analog stick for tetris

kys

I expect in the future, micro-transactions for battle royale puzzles games to have exclusive cosmetic blocks or whatever thing that will represent the blocks for that specific game. Do you want your straight line military camo block or your LGBT pink sparkler L block? Transfer $1 from your account.

>>16118421

What the fuck is that background noise? Is it someone getting raped?

Because I'm interested

>>16118464

fuck off alto, i bet you're absolute shit at tetris compared to teagan

>>16118421

Unironically kill yourself

>competitive video game with a place marker and a lot of players in a single game is a battle royale

Can't wait for Daytona Battle Royale!

>>16117825

Its ok, its still tetris. It seemed a bit chaotic trying to keep track of everyone else plus yourself, but its not terrible for a gimmicky free game.

>t. played exactly one game of it

>>16117770

That doesn’t sound like a bad idea honestly

>>16117868

>Farming Battle Royale

<Defend your Land deed from BLM in video game form, Complete with real-time land mine planting and arresting trespassing feds!

>>16117868

Rance Battle Royale?

>>16118713

Because BR's are a popular thing now and that's what this is going to be compared to. Had nintendo made this 10 years ago no one would be sperging out but because they did it to chase a trend that's what people are going to attach it to.

This actually sounds like a logical progression from existing Tetris VS modes so I'm not bothered by it.

>>16117770

So, When do we get our Mecha driving Battle Royale where you ca steal other people mechs with over 70 players around you at the same time.

Or our Super Kawaii Magical Girl Battle Royale, with over 120 magical weapons to choose from while girls in frilly skirts wreck the city

When?

>>16118807

It's not even a "Battle Royale", unless I'm missing something. Like there's literally zero of the gameplay conventions in there, it's just massively multiplayer Tetris. They're just riding the BR marketing wave to attract Fortnite kiddos.

>>16118930

what the cuck

>>16117868

>Hopscotch Battle Royale

A bunch of kids punching and headbutting each other while hopping around on one leg trying to get to the next square. When they get to a double square they can put both feet on the ground and start kicking as well.

>Farming Battle Royale

Isn't that just real life business against the weather/seasons, the crop marketplace price fluctuations and tractor companies trying to force software updates at inconvenient times?

>>16118974

I want Four Square Battle Royale.

>>16117952

I'd try this before Tetris.

Might play it for longer too.

>>16118707

Do you also play fps with a trackpad? Because that's what you sound like right now.

>>16119113

I wanna put that inside my ass….

>>16118707

imagine being so retarded that you can't play games with digital inputs with a dpad

I thought this was the stupidest shit ever when I saw it. But I still downloaded it. It's fun, you can bully people in Tetris. Adding BR made Tetris a battle against a lot of other people at the same time, instead of a battle against yourself and the puzzle. I wouldn't pay money for it but it's a cool idea and it's a good way to kill some time.

>>16119113

is that your skink? i only ask because thats a huge picture

post more

>try to out tetris a hundred people

I don't see a problem with this.

>>16119348

It's not mine, it belongs to some guy on halfchan's /g/

I don't go there anymore

I watched some gameplay and it looks fun.

NEStris is shit fight me

>>16118756

BEGONE FURFAGGOT

It's pretty fun, actually. Just multiplayer Tetris with 98 other people and you finish with one winner. Not exceptional, but better than /v/'s pants-shitting over the words "battle royale" would imply. Not as good as Tetris DS was or anything, of course.

>>16118735

Just don't keep track of anybody else. Just play as fast and hard as you can and ignore everything around you. Easy.

>>16118767

I don't know what the fuck the badges do either.

>What's the block meter on the left side supposed to be

When you get attacked, the blocks take like 10 seconds or so to actually build up on your side. You have time to clear lines to remove those blocks before they hit you, and depending on what your field looks like, you should usually eat away at quick lines to prevent it instead of going for tetrises, because you'll otherwise get fucked hard.

>>16118767

>>16122966

Badges determine how much garbage you generate from your attacks with no badges meaning +0% garbage to 4 badges meaning +100% garbage. It rewards players who execute the more complex line clears to kill their targets.

>>16117868

>Checkers Battle Royale

>Backgammon Battle Royale

>Basketball Battle Royale

>Poker Battle Royale

>Plumbing Battle Royale

>Freecell Battle Royale

>Pong Battle Royale

>>16122870

You best not be insulting Tengentris, nigger.

>>16123105

That's not the official Tetris account. It's just somebody who managed to snatch the Tetris99 handle and do a hoax.

>>16125125

>being a fag with sticky pieces

go cum on legos stickybricks

>battle royale

Isn't is just a fucking elimination mode?

>>16119363

i'm a retard but they're not playing that fast, surely?

>>16122939

puyo puyo tetris

>>16117868

>Dating Battle Royale

That already exists, it's called online dating

>Compete against hundreds of men to win the hand of this fickle bitch who will convince herself she can do better regardless!

>>16123111

>Bridge Building Battle Royale

>>16123151

>Second webm

Absolutely ruined since he turned himself in shortly after while cucking out.

>>16125394

This. It's retarded, but it's just some shovelware to pad out their online service. It's a meme that'll be (relatively) dead in two months.

>Arika developed it

So it's good then.

>>16118930

Okay what in the goddamn

>10 Dollayrdoos for fucking Solitaire

Like fucking go down your newsagent's and buy a damn deck of card you goddamn waste of neurons

>>16123151

I heard that Somalia and South Sudan are IRL battle royales

>>16125394

Tetris alone is better imo. There is no meaningful interaction going out from you, but you get 5 people attacking you and it's over because you just get 3/4 of your screen filled with spam lines, no matter what you try to do.

>>16126113

I think there's some strategy in targeting tetrises on people with lots of blocks on their screen to knock them out but it's hard to figure out exactly how that works.

>>16125345

If you watch a real tetris grandmaster going at it, it's even faster. High-level tetris is nuts.

>>16126245

man fuck that, i get high level players doing it but i take at least 2 seconds to decide the next drop (i know they look ahead of time)

how do i git gud?

>>16118870

> When?

just like make game, anon

I bit the bullet and here's my hot take…

There is no strategy in this at all other than normal Tetris with some bullshit walls that occasionally get in your way.

There's literally no time to see what other people are doing because there's 99 other faggots playing and you need to focus on your game.

The controls are fiddly as fuck and you better be playing this on a handheld because trying to select a faggot to shit a wall on while navigating 98 players with a controller while playing is impossible. At least they had the common sense to use the touchscreen

And fuck to the faggots who claim there's strategy involved. It's just one big clusterfuck. People will gang up on someone who is struggling or seems to be doing too well just to bulshit them. The fucking effects of someone sending an 'attack' (I guess you could call it an attack. I never imagined Tetris to be a PvP game ever) are too distracting and it doesn't really matter if an opponent is being fucked over only if you are.

You could literally remove the other players, have the wall effect be randomized to happen to you at random times and as far as I'm concerned… That is how the game is and feels. Tetris but with annoying ass walls thrown at you every now and again.

The badge system is weird and it in a way penalizes you for ranking up because the moment you do you are bound to have at least 8 or more faggots bombard you with shitwalls to steal your attack multiplier or some shit.

And oh boy if you can make it past the first 50 or so or even can survive enough bullshit to get into the last 10 you can literally be knocked out with a single attack, one case I was doing fairly well and had a mostly empty game then suddenly WHAM I get shitted on with countless walls which come without warning might I add and I had no time to react or anything.

This game has no real strategy other than be good at tetris and try not to get raped by walls and there's really nothing special about it other than maybe the fact you're up against so many people. But after a few rounds that excitement wares off and every round goes pretty much the same because it is fucking Tetris afterall.

Battle Royale games have been shitting up the vidyas for a while now, but this is just a joke. I wonder how high they were when they thought Tetris would be a good game to turn into a BR… I guess this was Nintendo's attempt to be unique while doing something everyone else is doing…

…Fucking Battle Royales.

>>16117868

Battle Royale Battle Royale?

>>16126410

Okay I'll sum it up you mobileposting braindead wankstain.

It's just Tetris with a bunch of walls and it's shit.

>>16126443

They'll think of a way to make it.

It'll have to be 100 players each one with 100 units of something… Each player with their own map.

Gameplay wise I don't know how it'd work.

>>16126443

100 developers each make their own battle royale game hoping theirs doesn't die due to over saturation.

Oh wait, that's what's already happening.

>>16126473

that already exists.

>>16126530

It could always be worse anon. always.

They fucked up if there's only one battle mode.

>>16126610

They'll be implementing more modes, surely as paid content updates.

>>16126670

which wouldn't be too bad if we're honest

i know we all pirate here and shit but hey, we need to support developers one way or another, i get the hesitation, but c'mon man, y'know?

>>16126686

BLOCKS BAD

>>16126291

>how do i git gud?

refer to: https://harddrop.com/wiki/

<basic

>learn SRS finesse (look it up; do note that finesse is good only for guideline games)

>use at least 1 preview (3 is ideal), hold, and both rotation buttons

if you're playing on keyboard I recommend setting a hard drop key beside your rotation buttons (using up for hard drop will cause pain later on, trust me)

>learn stacking (e.g. avoid unnecessary holes, avoid uneven playfield, learn which pieces go together)

>grind 40L like a chink grinding WoW gold to improve speed. aim for 100-120 TPM

to get your TPM do 100*60/$TIME. do note you'll play a bit slower in VS

NOTE: TPM is dependent on game speed: e.g. Tetris DS is SLOOOW, Tetris Friends with max tuning is fast

<intermediate

>learn basic downstacking (especially for dealing with stair garbage pattern)

>babby's first T-spin

>aim to use 3 previews. do glance down at all previews if you need a specific piece (e.g. need a T for T-spin)

>learn to maintain back-to-back for 1 extra line of garbage per Tetris/T-spin

<advanced

>learn other spins (S/Z doubles L/J doubles, other T-spin setups (e.g. imperial cross, TSS into TSD), I-spins)

double spins are very practical and help with downstacking and solving fuckups/shit garbage distribution

>learn basic opener (e.g. TKI, center 4-wide YOU NIGGER, DT cannon)

>learn triple spins (L/J, T, S/Z). very situational but still useful

they won't make or break you but they still have some use (e.g. L/J spin triple when you fuck up a T-spin triple by leaving additional row below overhang)

<asian

>become sanic fast (150+ TPM in VS)

>incorporate mid-game esoteric t-spin setups (e.g. donation, STSD, DT cannon, kaidan (stair), FIN TSD)

>advanced downstacking (getting REN using garbage, prophecy T-spins)

>combining openers with perfect clear (e.g. DT Cannon into perfect clear, hachispin into perfect clear, TKI into perfect clear)

>>16126743

Tetris DS a shit. jstris, Nullpomino, or fuck off.

>>16126383

So this? I wonder if they are going to update it? or it's not gonna have any updates or support on arrival.

>>16126686

GET GOOD AT STACK BLOCK

>>16126443

So a BR game with the original Battle Royale IP?

>>16126291

Tetris gets real fun when you get to the point you only have a split second to place a block. Aside from what >>16129588 said, another good way is to just watch some tournaments which can be oddly addicting. You’ll pick up some techniques and start realizing the best way to stack.

>>16130262

As it should be. And I hate those fucking gooks.

So get good faggot

This game makes me want to kill myself; I can't maintain 2-wide and T-spins are still new to me, so I get raped before I can set up combos

>>16130408

If you can manage to get most of the board pissed at you, it'll give a temporary boost to your attack power, and you can get some easy knockouts to get some badge based attack power

>>16133407

If you're targeted by a ton of people use single lines, it'll hit as hard as doubles and triples

>>16118654

kill (((george soros))).

kill (((the illuminati))).

kill (((kikes))).

kill (((blackpills))).

kill (((feminazis))).

kill (((degeneracy))).

kill (((juden))).

kill (((degenerates))).

>its actually very good.

USSR ingenuity wins again.

>>16118464

>>16118421

All buttons are digital, though?

>>16133482

Well technically, not really I mean I believe it was the PS2 controller and some later Dual Shock and early Dual Shock 3 controllers, but those had analog buttons for everything but start select and the dpad.

>>16126473

>>16126492

>>16126530

It's pretty ok actually

>>16133589

SRS > ARS

Tspin faggotry is gay though

>>16133594

I could live with SRS if it had sonic dropping with a lock delay like ARS, but without it, early game is insufferably slow.

>>16133594

>>16133589

I would be fine with either but SRS wallkicks are insanity. Wall-kicks were originally made so you could rotate pieces on walls, that's why it's one left or one right in ARS. SRS has knight distance wall-kicks, it's absurd. Fuck the guideline and TTC.

>>16118421

>I play my tetris with a factory defect extended joystick with muzzle flares and rifle scopes attached controller in a claw grip and now I can't play this new tetris game well because i've fucked my muscle memory reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is why you stick to default controls, no one likes the bitch who forgets to bring his controller and gets salty at parties when he loses. Git gud ya scrub.

Ladyboys and Gentlemen i present you

D A T I N G S I M BR!!!

Dropped onto an island you must quickly bond with an npc of the opposite sex and be the only couple surviving by the end

Each waifu or husbando once wooed gives you certain bonuses.

All of their personalities and abilities are randomly genetated

Arpg with shooter elements depending on waifu or husbandos weeb ability.

You can only have one. And depending on what move you use to kill a foe it levels up that skill in a certain way. Kill someone with an electric bolt ricochet? Gain a perk that provides incentove amd bonuses for repeatedly killing in that way and also buffs the attack.

At first ots geurilla warfare woth conbentional weaponry but grows into spells and flash step and kamehameha bs

If your waifu or husbando dies you only keep the stat increases but not the skills.

If you die you but your SO escapes then you play as your SO and can then romance a different NPC but you dont retain any powers from previpus relationship

Optional mode where their are no npcs but people are given random characteristics that interact and form uniwue powers when they succeasfully woo another single player

The games name is either

Valentines Day Massacre

Love is a battlefield

Love Found on a Battlefield.

The deepest lore is that every Feb 13 all the single men and women are forced to fight to the death in a Eugenics inspired Bloodsport so that only one couple may survive.

>>16129643

It already got datamined and there is a bunch more game modes planned

>>16123105

I wish.

>>16145651

it's a more offensive Tetris basically.

>>16146370

>didn't even bother to read the thread

It was already debunked; the "hacker" was targeted by 7 other people when he cleared his first line, and apparently (I don't even play the game) you deal bonus trash when outnumbered.

>>16125345

>he thinks that's fast

oh sweet summer child

>>16117868

>Farming Battle Royale

It's called South Africa

>>16147988

>>16125345

better example

>>16146370

>straight line clears

that ain't cheats, that was just a player who got ganged up on.

If someone wanted to cheat they would make the bot aim for perfect 3 T-spins each time. or atleast a T-spin in some form to prevent an ez pz line like that.

>>16147988

I’m about there myself.

eventually you get to the point where you are just looking at the next blocks and planning their placement instead of the one you currently have. Should go without saying, but stay away from any EA developed Tetris game as they can never keep up with that level of speed and will often get glitchy as hell.

>>16118478

Search for "медведь и алкаши".

Basucally yeah, someone got raped and that is not the bear.