9d6c1b No.16063745
>Sex sells, that’s a simple fact of life. From the commonly said statement of prostitution being the ‘oldest profession in the world’ to the sheer size of the pornographic industry now. Naturally, sex also interlinks with games. From the direct (((hyper-sexualisation))) of characters in titles like Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 to the prevalence of fan-made images or porn-parodies of popular characters.
>It was only a matter of time, then, until somebody actually jumped into making a console that explicitly features porn, something regular consoles and PC storefronts have outright avoided. While Steam now allows sexually explicit titles on their storefront, consoles have never gone further than titles that show some nudity, such as Conan Exiles, The Witcher, God of War, Heavy Rain and other similar titles.
>What it truly appears to be, though, is simply a tiny computer acting as a portal to the Nutaku website, with the aim of allowing players to simply plug in and play for any of their titles, rather than having to access through a PC.
http://archive.is/TzKh8
112f52 No.16063747
>>16063745
wow I can't wait to see which Twine games it runs!!!!
ad83ce No.16063766
Dead on arrival. You don't need to pay for porn, and most would be too embarrassed to pay for it anyways. Just because it sells doesn't mean people will buy it.
878c96 No.16063806
>>16063766
This. The only way I see this working is if it had some solid gold exclusives.
d7e254 No.16063811
>>16063806
Which it won't because Nutaku censors their games.
9d6c1b No.16063818
>>16063811
What if we homebrew it :^)
665631 No.16063844
The only reasons to MAYBE buy this is if it supports a excellently made VR headset and high quality headphones that are comfy. Even then the games must be fun, not just porn dumps. The console must also be moddable into whatever you want. The console itself needs to be extremely energy effiecient, like a portable desktop PC that is used with the VR headset for on the go porn. While also being able to either play emulators or play the entire backlog of x86 games from windows.
Even then don't buy it unless you can pirate the games/porn. But since that last sentence in the OP just means its a glorified web browser you can already use your PC for then its literally worthless and has nothing going for it.
ece83c No.16063876
They could just make an OS the likes of SteamOS or RetroPi. Let the user supply their own hardware and download the OS from Nutaku's home site.
It's hell of a lot cheaper.
1d3759 No.16064155
>>16063747
Paid online, where you pay monthly for unfinished prototypes, will be in the form of Patreon subscriptions.
f73627 No.16064160
Guys you are reading way too much into this. It's just a small windows PC in the shape of a boob. That has nutaku's launcher installed on it by default. It's completely pointless but they thought people might want a computer that looks like a tit. They did too because the thing is already sold out.
410398 No.16064188
>>16064160
Even for absolute shit, 169.99 is pretty cheap for a "windows PC"
878c96 No.16064196
>>16064160
>A console that looks like a tit
Hey that's kind of funny, maybe-
>169.99$
114944 No.16064198
If they don't call it SexboXXX, I'd be really disappointed.
5b3fef No.16064206
A device that you have to keep hidden or stash away when you have company? Yeah, nah. I wouldn't take it even if it was given to me for free.
623e01 No.16064220
3a4090 No.16064231
>>16064206
>letting people inside your house
f73627 No.16064249
>>16064188
It's probably equivalent to a low end nuc box. Probably cannot run anything more than PSX/N64 emulation and visual novels.
cfd6e3 No.16064345
>>16064160
$170 for a tit computer, just one tit, couldn't even make it a pair
hell why didn't they turn the whole thing into a onahole, the heat generated from it while playing VN's would have made more sense so you wouldn't be fucking a cold hunk of silicone
0f01c7 No.16064348
>>16064206
>have to
sure if you're a little bitch
5affd4 No.16064413
If it's a whole console based around sex games, i want brap and scat stuff.
696644 No.16064426
>>16064160
>shaped like a tit
Amazing
>>16064206
>not carrying it around with you
I hope it can be converted to linux of some flavor so I can carry it with me as a portable PC.
792b66 No.16064430
>a tiny computer acting as a portal to the Nutaku website
ce70e1 No.16064436
>>16064345
See, this is the sort of out-of-the-box thinking that companies really need. Hopefully someone from Nutaku reads this.
5b8989 No.16064443
>>16063811
>censoring literal porn
What's the fucking point of hosting porn if you're going to censor it?
4e5dac No.16064448
>>16063745
"sex sells" only applies to shit that promotes sex as a secondary, when it comes to actual porn people will avoid buying it if they can get it for free since there's a stigma attached.
So big titty mage ladies in a strategy game would help sales, but tentacle porn hentai #382937 would be pirated every chance possible. Sex sells because it adds onto the potential mass appeal of an entertainment product or news story.
69ed2e No.16064459
>If you were wondering, the switch is in the nipple.
kek
It's kind of silly to call it a "console" though, if it's just going to act like an expensive shortcut to the games you own via their storefront.
>$169.99
Can't imagine anyone being crazy enough to greenlight this.
>>16064160
>They did too because the thing is already sold out.
The "current year" timeline continues to amaze me.
4f1e4e No.16064466
>>16064206
>Hiding stuff away because some manufactured sense of shames.
I proudly show off my furry sexdoll collection. My Dad thinks I collect stuffed animals. Well they do get stuffed but thats besides the point.
5e23f6 No.16064476
I thought Nutaku went bankrupt
4e5dac No.16064481
>>16064466
Assuming you grow up and have kids, what would your reaction be if your kid was a straight shooter who disliked sex-dolls and had a nuclear family and only had sex with his wife in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, and held hands with her regularly?
4f1e4e No.16064488
>>16064481
I would disown him.
69ed2e No.16064492
>>16064481
>and held hands with her regularly?
I like to think I'm fairly open-minded, but even I have my limits. No son of mine is going to grow up some kind of sexual deviant.
4e5dac No.16064502
>>16064488
>>16064492
Alright, but what if he regularly said nice things about his wife so she would blush
4f1e4e No.16064525
>>16064502
I would skin them both so they can never blush again. I would then make man bags from the skin and sell them on ebay.
5b0c8f No.16064542
>>16064476
>I thought Nutaku went bankrupt
It's owned by (((Mindgeek))), enjoy your anime tiddies, goy.
fd0046 No.16064549
>>16063844
>Even then the games must be fun
Nutaku doesn't have games, they have gacha.
e3da7b No.16064561
>>16064160
So, it's an Ouya but with even less content?
67e0bd No.16064570
>>16064502
Now you're playing with fire.
365094 No.16064573
>>16064345
Hell, why don't they just make a Fleshlight controller and make some really cool porn game where the two are interfaced? Some features:
>gyroscope for some controls
>accelerometer to gauge how fast your stroking
>pressure sensors on the inside to figure out how deep you are and what angles
>tightening mechanisms
>small pores that secrete lube
>heating to make it all room temperature
>vibration
>fluid detection, probably based on either pressure or conductivity I don't know
>can take a page out of the shaving market and sell disposable hymen inserts that break after one use
Why hasn't anyone done this yet?
4f1e4e No.16064578
>>16064561
>So, it's an Ouya but with even less content?
Can you balance an Ouya on your dick and say you have a cockboob? I think not Anon.
f2e115 No.16064579
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16064481
I specifically tell everyone with no shame that I own multiple fleshlights for chutzpah's sake because I'm too hideous to ever get married. I constantly fantasize about beating thots over the heads with fleshlights.
When one of them wears out, I'll mount it on my car like in this vid.
c2224a No.16064580
>>16064573
>Why hasn't anyone done this yet?
Because white men aren't allowed to have nice things under their current rulers.
4e5dac No.16064642
>>16064573
Or better
>Play regular games using slight dick muscle movements and hip gyration
>Speedrun games with your cock
>If you cum, you can program it to shut off the game console or add a mod that gives your character an instant game over
Building sexual stamina has never been so fun
303801 No.16064643
>>16064573
All of that would drive the price up to around 300-400 for a single-player VR console, maybe more. Development would take quite a while, and the system would realistically need a reasonably-sized suite of games on launch. Think about all of the what-ifs involved in that.
>How much of an install base do we need to fund this, and how can we continue to monetize this in the future?
>What if people are too embarrassed to make the initial purchases that make up the install base?
>If this is a home console dedicated to pornography, then what sort of unique experience can we provide, and how complex will development become for those titles?
>What developers would stake their reputation on a revolutionary pornographic experience?
>What if the games are lacking, either not sexy or not fun?
>What sorts of disclaimers would we need on these products?
>What about potential lawsuits, and how can those be mitigated?
>Since porn is still taboo to a degree, how can players ensure discretion? After all, who would display their onahole-controller on their mantle with pride?
There are a million questions to consider, even if small. That's not even getting into depth of actually engineering an interactive cock-holster, making it safe, and developing games around it: do you have a full interactive API suite to make it work, or can you get by with a simple vibrate function?
69ed2e No.16064673
>>16064643
I think, given enough time for VR and interactive onaholes to get more fleshed (huehue) out I could see those things becoming real. Though I have to wonder if tying things to consoles in this day and age isn't a bit too antiquated and plain redundant.
PC is already king in terms of porn, just putting the tools out there and letting gamedevs do their thing seems more logical.
>After all, who would display their onahole-controller on their mantle with pride?
Just put it in a fucking drawer. You don't need to put your dragon dildos on a shelf for all to see either right?
81ca6e No.16064687
>Mindgeek is making an Ouya 2
b0a170 No.16064693
Oh boy, now I can pay extraneous and unnecessary amounts of money to play more blacked and cuck content. Oh boy oh boy.
e3da7b No.16064713
>>16064693
Their target audience is /leftypol/, really. Little do they know that they spent all their welfare money on horse hormones and fursuits.
fc6ab3 No.16064715
>>16064573
Women primarily. They screech at the thought of losing their pussy pass, even if such a device would be mainly used by men they have no interest in even as beta providers to begin with.
3ff958 No.16064927
>>16063818
Could distribute games on your own site on PC instead. Just make everything run on linux only.
f73627 No.16065057
>>16063818
It's just a micro windows pc you don't even need to do that.
f1576b No.16065066
>>16063745
>World’s First Adult Games Console
You mean the PC?
892acf No.16065160
>>16064160
>Titty shaped console
>Not just a regular console with titty shaped silicone caps on the analog sticks.
Waste of an idea. Titty stick caps could help improve grip when performing circular motions by increasing surface area contact while providing flexibility, and the nipple a good indicator of stick center for proper finger positioning.
b9a721 No.16065475
>>16063745
Nutaku is owned by Pornhub, don't give in to the electronic jew.
9750cb No.16066275
Isn't nutaku massivley anti-loli? Pass.
daa1db No.16066281
*sip* Nothing beats some good old Playshapes Newgrounds games.
a25c58 No.16066289
9750cb No.16066292
>>16066289
>phoneposter
pass too
faefbf No.16066295
>>16066275
They are, though they're wildly inconsistent in how they implement that in their games. You can add them to the list of lewd game publishers that just fuck with whatever they don't like and call it policy.
a23834 No.16066297
>>16064206
I hope theres a handheld version that lets me take it in public.
b11b95 No.16066299
>>16064160
>a pc in the shape of a tit
Amazing.
380440 No.16066304
>>16064160
There's no way they got any favorable deals from manufacturers, that's a Pentium with two gigs of RAM and a thumb drive for storage. Can't wait to hear about it choking on text-only Twine games.
6aeb88 No.16066332
>>16064160
>A computer shaped like a tit.
So…when are we going to start seeing Nutaku-tan?
6e3d00 No.16066713
>>16066332
No need, it was done years ago.
9c5e61 No.16066834
>>16066275
They've published a bunch of uncensored loli content, but they also censor it sometimes. That's more than you can say for JAST, who consistently censors and removes, or refuses to release adult versions of games with loli content, as in the case of Eien no Aselia, or Shiny Days.
fae618 No.16067912
>>16066834
Yeah but JAST encourages people to put out uncensored patches for their games. They just want to avoid getting in any legal trouble and have a consistent policy that makes sense. They are not against loli. I think Nutaku used to censor loli but now they try to get away with it more and more. They originally kicked a game out for having incest though they then later allowed it.
9c5e61 No.16070816
>>16067912
>they are not against loli, they just didn't bring over Eien no Aselia's adult PC version because of the loli content.
The version was too different from the all ages version to even fix either. JAST is a bunch of faggots. Literally no better than steam.
c43481 No.16070835
>>16064160
Seems like they know what gimmick works.
c43481 No.16070844
>>16070816
Where do you get eroge?
73b4aa No.16070918
>another fucking "console"
Why are there so many PC/Androidboxes lately?
fd0046 No.16071022
>>16070918
Because retards keep buying them.
0b4ba8 No.16071562
>>16064160
>boob is white by default
Das rayciss!
b3d637 No.16071644
Just because you can sell your used, smelly shit filled underwear to some psycho doesn't mean you should
97458f No.16079416
>>16064502
You're going straight into the hellfire for even saying such things, you disgusting heathen
97313f No.16079904
>>16066834
That art is shit
fdd228 No.16080636
>>16063745
Why include such a qt captain toad on such a lewd announcement?
82c5af No.16095364
>>16063766
Normalfags will pay for porn. They don't know any better.
7ce99e No.16095603
>>16064573
Custom Maid 3D 2 has a cock controller edition.