6c0558 No.16049663
>Be Kojima
>Gets fired from konami for wasting money on celebrities visits and producing overly budgeted games that struggle to turn a profit
>Gets hired by Sony and gets a blank check
>already Sony most expensive first party game
>Still zero gameplay beyond just walking
>budget being spent on Kojima hanging out with Hollywood Celebrities and motion capture cutscene
>Game journalists are openly circle jerking over the lack of gameplay
How much damage control will we see from Kojima fans when death stranding comes out?
fc24e2 No.16049678
death stranding general what you fucking retard, the game isn't even out yet, there's near to no gameplay shown and we don't even know WHEN and IF it's coming out. kill yourself you cockcuscker.
check my dubs.
d02a63 No.16049686
>>16049678
>don't talk about video games on /v/
There's been a non-stop general for this game since its announcement you newfag.
eda468 No.16049709
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16049663
post digimans instead
4fa1e1 No.16049715
So what's the best backpack brand?
fc24e2 No.16049717
>>16049686
>don't talk about movies on /v/
ftfy
>There's been a non-stop general for this game since its announcement you newfag.
not only are you a liar, you're also a piece of shit faggot shill, but you'll never fool me. back to reddit cuckchan or whatever shithole you crawled out from. die.
6c0558 No.16049718
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16049678
>Getting this defensive over Japanese tim schafer getting made fun of
>>16049709
I am okay with this.
ad4a3b No.16049721
>>16049686
>There's been a non-stop general for this game
Where?
https://8ch.net/v/archive/index.html
The threads have been pretty sparse.
f3254b No.16049722
d02a63 No.16049727
>>16049717
>muh boogyman of the week
You're the one shitting up this thread, fag.
970adf No.16049733
1c89df No.16049735
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
make like a Davis…and get hit by a train.
17d573 No.16049736
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
Check 'em
f3254b No.16049744
bb3246 No.16049763
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
May the late St. Terry A. Davis bless my attempt at getting sweet digits.
1c89df No.16049767
>>16049717
oh it has to be red?
HEY NIGGER
6c0558 No.16049769
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16049735
>make like a Davis…and get hit by a train.
I thought he was killed by a drive by after killing a group of blacks niggers.
681248 No.16049786
1ad0a8 No.16049803
>>16049663
What do you care whether this game is good or not? If it sucks, then I won't buy it and it won't bother me at all. If Sony made a poor business decision, then who cares?
I hope it's good so I can have another good game to play, but if it's retarded and unplayable, then that only matters to Sony executives.
1c89df No.16049838
3362e0 No.16049840
Fuck off. This is nu-/v/. You're not allowed to talk about video games.
c42c4f No.16049847
>>16049840
I think you mean
>Fuck off. This is nu-/v/. You're not allowed to like anything
f57c0e No.16049851
1d585e No.16049861
f3254b No.16049863
>>16049861
>hail from cuckchan
>use be in greentext
>my face when no face
1d585e No.16049865
f3254b No.16049868
>>16049865
ur mom epic lol
1d585e No.16049870
58f7ae No.16049871
>>16049840
To be fair, what is there to talk about with Death Stranding? No one even knows how it will be played, many accuse it of just being a walking simulator, we still don't have a grasp of the genre, we still have no seen any sort of action, and we've seen very little of how it will function.
So tell me exactly what is there to talk about? The OP of this thread is less about Death Stranding and more about Kojima anyway.
ddd725 No.16049880
ef7dec No.16049936
I haven't owned a console since the PS2 and I'm glad I don't.
3362e0 No.16050149
>>16049871
Well In that case, Kojima is a gay nigger.
c4630f No.16050191
>be faggot
>make a general on /v/
>don't get dubs
Check em
117473 No.16050311
Has there even been any major information since launch? What new is there to even to about? How many fucking threads do we need about this kojima-hating circlejerk?
1de1bf No.16050361
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
RIP Terry, you're finally free.
41a78c No.16050441
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
>>16050361
>believing CIAnigger disinfo
052cc9 No.16050450
f0939d No.16050493
422a1c No.16050528
>>16049663
>implying its actually going to come out
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
156e8a No.16050601
bcf1dd No.16050623
>>16049663
Is the entire basis of Death Stranding a pun about a baby being “delivered”? Did Kojima hear an American kid tell that shitty joke on the streets of LA and decide to make an entire movie “game” out of it after he got out his handy English-Japanese dictionary and got the joke?
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
2c30e3 No.16050639
>>16049663
>Gets fired from konami for wasting money on celebrities visits and producing overly budgeted games that struggle to turn a profit
Why are you lying?
Everyone knows he actually got fired for cracking a joke about his superiors impotence in the leaked sex tape
b1984a No.16050645
All I want is fucking gameplay already.
f86a00 No.16050687
>>16050645
there mg survive
f3254b No.16050691
>>16050677
Sleep tight terry. Sleep tight.
;_;7
b1984a No.16050706
>>16050687
Orcs Must Die was the infinitely superior TPS with Tower Defense mechanics game.
f86a00 No.16050782
>>16050706
>Orcs Must Die was the infinitely superior TPS with Tower Defense mechanics game.
for a game that I didn't play can you tell me what it like?
2f3c9e No.16050947
>>16050677
Sleep Tight Terry
cd13ba No.16050952
>>16049663
>already Sony's most expensive first party game
Proofs?
45b510 No.16050956
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
>>16049663
ANGELAMON
ANGELAMON
ANGELAMON
ANGELAMON
ANGELAMON
12d8a9 No.16050958
b6875c No.16050994
c787cb No.16050995
>>16049717
You fucking got me with this two days ago, you heavenly fuck.
HEY NIGGER
1371fb No.16051032
>>16050677
Sleep tight Terry
97fd83 No.16051036
>>16049678
This post is funny in the fact Satania would fuck up getting dubs.
201019 No.16051044
>>16049663
I'm optimistic about it but not getting my hopes up. The real question is what if it is actually good? Will you just be a contrarian like most people here tend to be or will you actually admit it?
If I'm being honest here this thread comes across as a bitter bethesdrone who wants to bring everyone else down with him. I know there are a bunch of you who browse here regularly. How did you fags never realize Todd posting was making fun of him and his terrible games, not joking around.
>>16049686
>There's been a non-stop general for this game since its announcement you newfag.
You seriously have to go back where you came from.
18be96 No.16051103
>make lots of cutscenes in MGS4 and Death Stranding
<Youre game is just a movie!!
>makes no cutscenes in GZ and TPP
<WTF I dont feel the payoff!!
Daily reminder to always ignore fans. They have no idea why they like what they like, and when given a community, they will stop playing games and just care about group cred.
bc2ac4 No.16051111
Pick one and only one, you cannot have any other choice
Death Stranding releases and it total trash Death Stranding never ever.
2e6722 No.16051126
Kojimadrones will hype it up as the second coming and that will bleed over to the normalfags and journos.
692417 No.16051150
>>16049717
H E Y
N I G G E R
5fb014 No.16051152
>>16051103
>MGS4
>TOO MUCH CUTSCENES!!! NO GAMEPLAY
>lasts for 4 hours
>MGS1-3
>less cutscenes but codec calls take up just as much time
>lasts for 3-4 hours
why do people hate on MGS4 again? they've probably spent more time on codec calls than they ever have playing the games themselves, which are all really short
692417 No.16051153
>>16050677
Sleep tight terry
bc2ac4 No.16051159
>>16051152
3 words.
Kojima cucks Snake.
5fb014 No.16051168
>>16051159
i guess it makes sense, he has said he hates solid snake and was bootyblasted when people wanted him back after 3
bc2ac4 No.16051175
>>16051168
Metal Gear 4 is quintessentially Jokima responding to all his critics in the most ass hurt way. He didn't even want to be on it until he got death threats telling him to.
f83cfb No.16051185
>>16049663
>posts Angela anaconda
Fuck you OP. Suck futa cock.
b1984a No.16051187
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16050782
Orcs Must Die? It's literally what the genre says. It's a TPS where you've got a big horde of orks wanting to WAAAGH their way down to your magic crystal and you get to fuck them up using traps, spells, your crossbow which is great for headshotting and your magic halberd stave thing. It's an excellent game although it's pretty lacking in difficulty, especially once you pair clockwork traps with the slow tar pit, just about any level where you can funnel in enemies in a place with a low ceiling is pretty much done. A lot of the difficulty exists in wanting to perfect the levels and in that I have no problems with it at all, some of the later levels are really hard to perfect.
It also has some really good music.
The second game I didn't like, it felt made for co-op but it was absurdly easy even on solo mode. It has a hot sorceress dressed in a skimpy miniskirt so there's that.
18be96 No.16051191
>>16051175
Was someone with Snake's skillset even remotely marketeable, in the years of Revengeance? I would have liked MGS4 better if it made a statement for low tech vs augmentation.
7e3c5e No.16051197
>>16049686
>Any Kojima Film
>game
You can only choose one.
512abc No.16051200
>>16049663
>when death stranding comes out?
You see OP, your thread was invalidated before even pressing "New Thread"
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
>>16051152
>why do people hate on MGS4 again?
Retarded story, everyone in the story acts retarded with ocelot's character being
<I was merely pretending to be retarded all this time
1c6c3a No.16051214
>>16051191
If I remember well, in MGS4 Snake is just an old man with a lot of experience.
He's nothing without his suit and nanomachines.
>>16051159
That was so stupid, especially after seeing how Meryl practically throws herself at him.
>>16051152
>why do people hate on MGS4 again
Years of parroting the same old shit with some valid criticism thrown in.
The worst thing about the game is how short it is, it really needed at least one more chapter.
Other than that, it's a pretty decent game.
5fb014 No.16051216
so why does this fag want to look like kojima so much?
3ab534 No.16051220
>>16051216
It's like he put on the glasses and grew out the facial hair to move away from looking like wanna-be kid-toucher Amos Yee.
Compare the first photo there.
bc2ac4 No.16051224
>>16051216
Some Anon once said that even though M Night Shayamalan was hated by most people he was still a role model to most Indians on /tv/.
Yong is a chink gook whatever Asian, who is interested in video games. To him a man like Kojima who gets all the praise and Journalist dick sucking is someone to admire.
We all do it, the difference is Shayamalan and Kojima are both fags.
b1984a No.16051231
>>16051216
He's his child or something and guerilla marketing for him.
Who the fuck is he and why do I keep seeing him?
5fb014 No.16051256
>>16051231
>Who the fuck is he and why do I keep seeing him?
he's a guy obsessed with anything kojima and reads out articles word for word in 10 minute videos every few days, he literally has no opinions
d1d75a No.16051259
fd6b8c No.16051270
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
Miss you, Terry, you SOB.
80016e No.16051300
>>16049663
i know a few Kojimbo asskissing normalfags who are still clinging to the "wait until it's out" maymay and even they are laughing at the "fed Ex simulator" meme
one of my first complains about this game and silent hills was the unesesary waste in money to licence a famous guy's face
seriusly, having a recognized actor adds absolutelly nothing but more bloat to the budget, i got tired of seing the "david cage" tier redfalggs but none of my normalfag friends would care becos "i'm just a haturrrrr" and Walking Dead was at the height of its popularity. But now that Walking Dead went down in rating and nobody is watching it the Norman Fetus defence force seems rather quiet
i had been telling them all that journos were pushing for the removal of gameplay mechanics anbd that they shouldn't show suport for all these not viosual novels that pretend to be games coming out latelly, none of them listened… at least not back then
judging by how quiet they've all been latelly it seems they finally realized that i wasn't so off the mark when i told them that the industry was turning into Jewlywood 2.0
8c42ec No.16051303
>>16049717
hey nigger.
May God kill all of the Jews.
512abc No.16051320
>>16051220
What if Amos Yee and Yong Yea are the same?
But for one persona he wears glasses and a moustache
d78410 No.16051324
1e3fab No.16051333
dcd737 No.16052065
>>16051231
Cuz other than his usual stuff when he calls out game companies as most of us would do he dedicates entire videos to "analyzing" everything from any Kojima trailer that comes.
71cb47 No.16052084
02fc65 No.16052100
Do you guys think Kojima is unique in that he is incapable of learning from his mistakes or is it a japanese trait in general?
bc2ac4 No.16052115
>>16051111
>7 hours later
>No one ever checked my quads.
ef7dec No.16052131
>>16052115
>Checking your own pathetic quads
Desperate
271610 No.16052133
/v/ will shit on "modern movie games" for having no gameplay but will defend shitty JRPG waifu simulators where the autistic anime tier story in the form of text boxes and still images take up 90% of the game
ef7dec No.16052152
>>16052133
/v/ isn't one person cuckchanner
JRPGs and movie games are both fucking trash, despite that JRPGs are less trash.
271610 No.16052157
>>16052152
>implying that nu-/v/ doesn't outright attempt to circlejerk singular opinions
ef7dec No.16052175
>>16052157
>/v/ is one person
>I can't defend my stance
Try again cuckchan
e4423c No.16052177
>>16051216
>yongyea.jpg
>Amos "Pedos Dindu Nuffin" Yee
You bastard. I laughed, but you're dissing the man I've come to rely on for my daily dose of "Well, Bethesda just shat the bed, again" news.
ef7dec No.16052184
>>16052177
Next you'll tell me you also watch Quarter Pounder
271610 No.16052216
>>16052175
>c-cuckchan
>am I fitting in yet?
by and large outright hate for kojima is a fairly new concept to /v/
halfchan has always hated kojimbob
there was a time on this board where this was the only place where you could discuss kojima without being absolutely drowned out by spergs
a5730e No.16052224
>>16052204
A very dramatique and soulful video for a melancholic journey. I will rate it 7.45/10 on the Ukraine.
ef7dec No.16052228
>>16052216
>halfchan has always hated kojimbob
Hey newfag
512abc No.16052262
>>16052204
I wish he filled the boxes with rocks to simulate the weight, otherwise 7/10 piece of existential cinematography showing the lengths a man will go for the sake of consumption.
c028cf No.16052287
eb6253 No.16052320
As time goes on Kojima has transitioned from a Japanese wannabe Spielberg, to a Japanese wannabe David Cage
f0cde4 No.16052383
86489d No.16052419
15fa74 No.16053195
>>16049717
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP REDDIT
74c9b7 No.16053233
7b34b3 No.16053240
c028cf No.16053241
>>16050677
Sleep Tight Terry
76fcfb No.16053244
>>16049717
EPIC /v/ CULTURE
2768ee No.16053249
ff91c5 No.16053258
cde537 No.16053388
93834b No.16053467
93834b No.16053488
>>16052216
It's only retrokids hating on Kojima. They unironically admit never playing the MGS series because it's japanese.
07fb8c No.16053562
008bc1 No.16053569
e1392e No.16053723
fe4b38 No.16053748
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
>>16049735
His death was never confirmed was it? I still call bullshit
fb6044 No.16053749
>>16050677
Sleep Tight Terry
201019 No.16053809
>>16053748
One of his family members confirmed it I think.
f970b6 No.16053814
8a6a90 No.16053885
f02fbc No.16054510
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
You're a bastard, anon
5a1e1e No.16054559
>>16049717
now THIS is rightysoy
be0ff8 No.16054609
>>16054602
>Niggwhorts
<not Noggwhorts
65afa9 No.16054613
>>16054609
I'm still not completely convinced it's better
Enjoy your fucked motherboard
943eec No.16054638
>>16049717
Hey Nigger
Hope you're doing okay in White People Heaven, Terry.
2acf77 No.16054647
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
I ain't risking that shit.
c4d225 No.16054655
f78b30 No.16054763
>>16049717
==HEY NIGGER== please dont kill my mobo
90d77f No.16054789
bb3246 No.16054803
>>16050677
Sleep Tight Terry
;_;
b84dbd No.16054808
f214fb No.16054860
b96940 No.16054870
7381e8 No.16054958
>>16050432
How did he scam on penguin adventure? Enlighten me. He is credited as assistant designer.
7381e8 No.16054965
>>16052152
JRPGs are the best. Bethesda /Zioware games are fucking trash.
8a6a90 No.16055231
Do people really think this game is going to flop though? Soynyggers have already been trained to think that walking simulators are the peak of game design and normalfags will get excited over Kojima's name being on the box.
c9906d No.16055238
>>16055231
You know that the more time and money you waste during development, the more units you need to sell in order to make a profit?
fda1f0 No.16055271
>>16055238
Just raise the price you NEETard
8945d2 No.16055283
>>16053244
>>16053195
found the cuckchanners that feel left out
bbf675 No.16055328
>>16049663
>Game journalists are openly circle jerking over the lack of gameplay
You say that as though it's new. Journalists have been jerking it to Kojima for years. If it weren't for journalists, 90% of people who know who Kojima is would have no idea who Kojima is unless you prefaced his name with "the Metal Gear Solid guy". The whole "genius auteur" thing is entirely their narrative which so many of you faggots latched onto hook, line, and sinker that you don't even realize it.
a487f7 No.16055359
>>16055328
Was Kojima the first case of dev worship? Putting one man above the entire team specifically. Kojimafags really are a cancer.
bbf675 No.16055380
>>16055359
>Was Kojima the first case of dev worship?
I don't think so. Sid Meier was a brand before Metal Gear Solid came out (and the Metal Gear series was fairly obscure before Solid). Aside from that, arguments could be made for Miyamoto, John Carmack, or Will Wright having followings proceeding Kojima's. That being said I think the level of reverence Kojima's fans have dwarfs most of the rival developer cults.
3cfd4b No.16055413
>>16052216
>we will never have again crazy threads about plot
>we will never have again singalong thread abbout
STANDING
>we will never have full/v/ back without cuckchan and redditor thanks to mark welcome rapefugees
f805d7 No.16055565
>>16055413
the threads arent bad whenever we get some new info about the game because people actually have shit to talk about but in the meantime any MGS/DS thread is instantly buried under shit.
I do miss the conspiracy anon that was going on about the lack of MGS3 pachinko machines, Geoff Keighley, and the ultimate-ruse cruise, wonder if I saved those caps or someone else did.
b2d59b No.16055584
>>16055571
If Jesus Christ was Big Boss then what does that make Venom Snake?
a9b708 No.16055586
c9906d No.16055611
f805d7 No.16055621
>>16055571
they never taught me this in bible class, typical western education failing its youth again
e15d73 No.16055627
>>16049717
>no protective doge
HEY NIGGER
20f0e0 No.16055628
8a3ff4 No.16056115
>>16049717
>>16050677
>either he died in an accident and is with God now
>or the CIA niggers have him
Or he faked his death I guess, but it hurts either way. Hope he's doing okay, wherever he is.
HEY NIGGER
Sleep tight Terry
a336a1 No.16057055
Reminder that 'fans' shit all over Revengeance.
>muh not canon
>muh stealth
>muh bombastic
>muh shitty music
>muh bland enviroments
They had to get blindsided by memes, before they 'learned' it was good.
>>16053711
>ignore fans
>go bankrupt
Same if you listen to them. Fans don't matter, all you have to do is make a good game the way you want.
3affb6 No.16057101
>>16049717
The only reason anyone gives a fuck about Terry is because he said "Fuck Niggers". If it wasn't for that he'd be some random schizophrenic that only /g/ would have a passing interest in.
cc8f7e No.16057112
6b03db No.16057113
1c89df No.16057132
>>16054559
>rightysoy
Isn't a thing. I don't know why you idiots keep saying it.
1c89df No.16057137
>>16052340
>Kenny The Leaner
1c89df No.16057150
>>16050677
"sleep tight terry"
You son of a bitch I hope you die in your mother's sleep tonight.
e71fd6 No.16057156
fe505c No.16057218
So when does Death Stranding come out in the theaters?
a16214 No.16057308
>see a Death Stranding thread
>pretty good, I was curious what's the newest news on this one
>16049717
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
is this why I can't stop coming to this shithole?
a237b3 No.16057323
b1c2b6 No.16057974
a487f7 No.16058791
>>16057218
Hackjima can only get a straight to DVD release for Death Stranding.
80fb76 No.16060079
>>16049717
HEY NIGGER
death stranding a shit, kojima a shit
b3b576 No.16064926
bd565e No.16064986
>>16050677
>Good sleeps and CIA Nigger free developments will come to you
How is that possible if Terry never got these things either.
a5730e No.16072377
>>16050677
Sleep Tight Terry
9f3a08 No.16072970
5add87 No.16072978
f229ad No.16073158
>>16049717
If I reply
HEY NIGGER
can my grandmotherboard die tonight instead?
5ca499 No.16074539
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16049678
>This retarded nigger again
Next you're going to tell me Smash General exists because of all the Smash games and not just because of the new game. But, I digress
>>16049663
Suck start a shotgun DSP.
8e3066 No.16074552
>>16058791
>he believes it's coming out.
6bae69 No.16074636
>>16049717
What strange way to bring a community together.
But anyways…
HEY NIGGER!