Are fortnite dances the new, hip drug? ???? And are our children addicted? ????

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Are fortnite dances the new, hip drug? ???? And are our children addicted? ???? Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 10:39:59 fb11ac No.16046153

Fortnite is Bad, and Why That's a GOOD THING or: Compounding Cringe.

Fortnite is killing chromosomes fast

Find out if your children are in imminent danger! tonight at 9:00 eastern

It's taking over the schools!!

Never cringed harder

Just like those dang Pokoman cards

My brothers girlfriend, her kids keep dabbing all the time. It makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason.

They should ban these sexually suggestive satanic dances.

I don't know why seeing people doing the floss pisses me off so much.

Looks like someone’s holding a gun to his head off camera unless he flosses flawlessly. That's the floss face brûh.

Everyone I see unironically doing that dance looks way too robotic. Why even bother if you aren't having fun.

What’s cringey is these kids think their cool.

cringggee

Find out tonight at nine.

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 10:41:39 66f434 No.16046156

>be a fucking american patriot, have a beard and wear sunglasses

>hey you look at fornite xddd

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 11:11:50 a097c2 No.16046183

who are those milfs

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 11:23:39 2008ca No.16046205

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kids should want to be more like adults than the other way around

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 11:25:52 4dceda No.16046210

Hi,

Business marketing major here. What you need is something called the "framing effect." Look at something you hate in a different way, and suddenly it becomes not only acceptable, but optimal.

In this case, consider "Fortnite" to be a normalfag containment center. If the public with its toxic casual agenda is out of our hair playing games irrelevant to us, our cherished games are safe and protected from casualization. Additionally, our games' fanbase integrity is preserved. Or would you rather have the Fortnite community come over to our side?

See? Now it's not so bad. Let the fools have their fun. They won't know what they're missing.

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 11:28:24 6e0fad No.16046212

>Implying children have never copied inane shit from video games before now

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 12:28:35 1b63f3 No.16046293

>>16046210

You type like a redditor, but I agree with you. Normalnigger games should be mocked, not hated. It's not like pozzed companies will ever recover.

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 15:03:08 c67526 No.16046522

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>>16046212

How many kids started killing people because of manhunt?

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 15:05:20 6884b1 No.16046530

>>16046183

My first thought too.

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 15:10:51 00551e No.16046544

>>16046522

>Be 14

>Play mortal kombat

>In the playground:

>Do sub zero finishing move where I rip a kids head off and hold it up in the airwith the spine dangling

>later that day

>Do the finishing move where you upper cut the kid and he falls in to the pit gets impaled on spikes

Maybe they shouldnt have a pit pf spikes in the playground if they dont want kids to do mortal kombat moves.

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 16:16:08 f3aa07 No.16046683

>>16046205

>

I don't get it

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 16:19:12 c67526 No.16046690

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>>16046683

i think its about how every 20-30 year old nowadays always makes some reference to harry potter and other popular culture that involves children and teens, wanting to be those characters instead of some well functioning adult

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 17:29:45 60d1bd No.16046865

>>16046210

>toxic

Just say cancer, niggerfaggot.

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 20:22:28 7574fb No.16047460

>>16046690

I have never heard about Harry Potter references. maybe it's because I don't hang out with normalfaggots. I am curious what do they say?

Is it something like "I am so Hermione" or "Trump is literally Voldemort" or some shit? Harry Potter was pretty big in early 2000s but I have never heard anything about the series other than some shitty fb tier memes that include harry potter characters.

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 21:25:43 c67526 No.16047681

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>>16047460

>maybe it's because I don't hang out with normalfaggots

i dont even go outside or have even talked to a person in 10 years, you must live under a serious rock to not even see shitposts about tumbr or leftists

Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 22:56:54 530a3a No.16047961

>only anchored

the absolute state of this board

Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 01:03:24 622adc No.16048588

>>16046210

Yeah, except you faggots go,"wow, we want those shekels! Screw our niche customers, let's go lowest common denominator!"