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e5b5c4  No.16016286

>broken auto-locking combat system

>crashes constantly

>buggy as all fuck

>final release with updates feels like it's in alpha

>zero polish

>gameplay isn't even that great

This game was such a disappointment, on paper it sounded like my dream game, but it's a complete mess. First two hours were great and I had high hopes, then it tanked. It's a damn shame. Anyone finish/enjoy this game? Any tips to overlook flaws? Am I missing something? Is this game worth anyone's time?

cf099c  No.16016313

File: a9a68beea177443⋯.gif (70.81 KB, 379x387, 379:387, HeroAcaOchakoChew.gif)

>>broken auto-locking combat system

>>crashes constantly

>>buggy as all fuck

>>final release with updates feels like it's in alpha

>>zero polish

>>gameplay isn't even that great

So, it's just like Gothic?


57551e  No.16016322

After a few updates it ran fine for me, no crashes. Bugs was a different story of course. Nothing major as far as I can remember. I liked the combat.

Nothing amazing, a good game but yes, bogged down by a lot of technical issues.


e5b5c4  No.16016336

>>16016313

Yeah, only Gothic came out nearly 20 years ago and didn't have a 40 million dollar budget.


490778  No.16016344

>>16016286

I had fun with it and didn't even experience any major bugs. Just some graphics glitches.


e5b5c4  No.16016346

>>16016322

They could have gone with a 5-directional Mountain Blade style combat system. The locking system just breaks the game for me, It's retarded to fight multiple opponents.


3dfb9e  No.16016347

>having fun

>now have to be a monk

WHY


490778  No.16016352

>>16016347

You can skip that entire part if you want. Just figure out who your mark is and blam him, then run.


ffba84  No.16016355

File: 545b36f9220516d⋯.jpg (102.81 KB, 1245x700, 249:140, a84882f347974f5bf029a1e0b2….jpg)

Its OK to release broken game if you are a Slav.


e2cc5f  No.16016363

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Whenever I mention my love for this game irl, the kotaku/polygon readers I know get all frothy at the mouth. They keep reminding me that it's racist because it has no niggers, sexist because it has no stronk female protagonist, and homophobic because there are no gay love options. As if those were bad things.


ffba84  No.16016364

>>16016313

Gothic wasn't meme magicked by /pol and /gg.


90bc70  No.16016366

File: 9bdfb53fe7b7412⋯.jpg (63.9 KB, 612x409, 612:409, 100964723612612.jpg)

>>16016313

>Gothic

Never heard of that itteration in the Sea Dogs series nor knew that Akella was still active but from what you describe it sounds just like it


a351ef  No.16016382

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I had fun. I had probably only 2 or 3 crashes I can remember. One was the first day. Combat is fun because 1v1 takes more than a minute sometimes.

I enjoyed the game despite "flaws". I simply put myself into the main character and experienced life traveling from town to town, doing a few quests, courting Theresa, having fun with Hans. Also, play audio in German. The game really made me appreciate the history back then. Got into getting a few books about armor. Bascinet houndskull is best helmet. Nice to learn where armor came from, Augsburg, Nurmberg, North Italy..


a351ef  No.16016393

Traveling in the forest is something I enjoy doing in game. The forest hunt with Hans was great. Alone in the woods, nothing but a bow and hunting hare. Even bought a famous hunting book "The hunting book of Gaston Phebus" which is a cool 1300's book with pictures depicting the hunting of all kinds of game in Europe. Its about letting your animal use its cunning ability to escape, rather than killing/trapping the animal without a chance or any knowledge.

The addition of the Tournament in the southeast town (forgot the name) was fun. Couldn't win, the competitors were too tough.

I had almost no interest in the medieval before this game, now its one of my favorite hobbies.


e5b5c4  No.16016395

>>16016393

>The forest hunt with Hans was great

Are we playing the same game? What is fun about shooting mentally retarded rabbits? They just stand 5 feet away from you and let you take pot shots all day. Bad AI.


a351ef  No.16016403

>>16016395

Your bar is too high, I didn't care for AI. The setting was everything I wanted at that moment. But yes that is something I forgot, there were 2 deer that wouldn't move when I shot arrows into them point blank. AI is probably the worst experience for animals. Could have improved it somehow.


41534e  No.16016494

>>16016286

Let me guess, you pirated the game and you suck at it.


2c0b66  No.16016519

File: ec549c5b4f9bb45⋯.png (376.15 KB, 540x405, 4:3, Benis.png)

>>16016395

Doesn't seem like it's the kind of game for you anon, especially with the weird subjective standards you're holding it to. The hunting scene was great because the interactions felt natural; the forests are beautiful because they're riddled with attention to detail that mirrors real European woodlands. It's fun to get lost in it… Dare I say, to imagine yourself playing the role of a particular character, even?

Then again, this is perhaps the eightieth "KC:D SUXX BECAUSE REASONS" thread, so somehow I doubt you're interested in a genuine discussion about its strengths or flaws; they certainly exist.


223926  No.16016527

ambitious games usually have a lot of problems and troubled development for reason


95ddc2  No.16016559

>>16016527

Because people start with the parts they like to do and were inspired by. By the time they get to the hard parts (which usually come about trying to implement their cool additions and ideas) they lose motivation and/or funding


8fbf09  No.16016571

>>16016363

Remind them that the dev tweeted about being of (((certain))) descent.


761211  No.16016572

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>>16016286

Polygon and the other SJW types hate it, so even if the game isn't that good, playing it makes me feel good because I like to imagine they hate me for it.


8fbf09  No.16016574

Goddammit I forgot to take the flag off, now KCDfags will be able to avoid cognitive dissonance


2c0b66  No.16016584

File: 7109a95a09dc9b0⋯.jpg (23.21 KB, 147x187, 147:187, Casul.jpg)

>>16016577

>>16016570

Really, faggot? Your thread is garbage.


43d32f  No.16016612

>>16016346

fixed by mods

I actually went and changed the xp gain for a lot of things that I didn't care about and increased damage a lot. Some mods which make the combat harder are necessary to have fun.

Other than that, it's a nice game where both you and your character level up and get better.


02d416  No.16016622

I pirated KCD all the updates and all expansions currently, I enjoyed every single minute of it. Granted I got to play it months after release so I only rarely experienced a glitch or a crash.

I even had to restart the game at various intervals but finished it and now all I need to end is the last expansion

My biggest gripe was the fucking insta-lock combat and the AI cheating on the combos, if 2 people attack you its game over since it can be difficult to outrun opponents when 2-3 of them can charge you and begin a combo while the remaining enemies again surround you and beat you to death without giving you a break to parry or shield yourself.

I loved the towns and the castles, the characters and the script. I wish there where more RPGs like that.

Hell of a lot better than skyrim.


c145b8  No.16016658

>>16016622

The biggest eye opener for me was that moment when you were supposed to go back to your now deserted hometown, and when you reach it at near midnight, you either entered the old mill by mistake and got gangbanged by a bunch of armored bandits, or get ambushed by the 2 fully plate armored bastards - you know which ones, the guy in black German armor and the spear wielding guy wearing a red Milanese brigandine. In harder difficulties it's pretty much impossible to win against them without a bit of cheesing.


ccedbb  No.16016662

>>16016352

>>16016347

It could have been one of the best parts of the game if it actually worked.


c4915a  No.16016663

>>16016313

Fuck I love Gothic… Box caught my attention in the store, premise looked good, and indeed it exceeded my expectations.

Perfect example of heart and vision being more important than polish.


c8cc8d  No.16016715

I wish Kingdumb Cum was a Skyrim total conversion mod tbh


cf099c  No.16016747

>>16016570

Huh? I wasn't dissing Gothic, just pointing out that these flaws don't necessarily stop the game from being okay.


ced72e  No.16016777

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>>16016286

Not to mention, it's historically inaccurate. You will never capture the attitude of the Medieval Man without understanding him, i.e. being devoutly Christian or at least devoutly religious. So as a result, Kingdom Come feels wrong. Warband does it better, especially with the AD 1257 mod.


47c033  No.16016831

Where did you pirate this anyways? IGG? I don't want to resort to that.


e5b5c4  No.16016881

>>16016831

I bought it with real money via my steam account like a good christian.


ced72e  No.16016906

File: 0d71a42777286a7⋯.jpg (233.96 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, meme_aids_sonic.jpg)

>>16016881

HELLO FELLOW MEMER


b78c92  No.16016910

File: 8f789e0a30a5471⋯.png (2.26 KB, 370x320, 37:32, nothanks.png)

I actually downloaded and tried playing this thing recently

the combat was aids and it looked like hot garbage but I wanted to try it, only to find out none of the mods I got off the rabbi temple called the nexus worked at all

I never went back to it because I'd rather cut off my left testicle than play that "combat" with that saving system


ced72e  No.16016919

>>16016910

>combat sucks

I watched people play it and this is how I felt.


3dfb9e  No.16017046

>>16016919

>>16016910

the combat is bad but your stamina bar is sort of like a shield for your health, by having more armor you reduce the damage to your stamina, it's part of the reason why the game has some serious jank


a9f131  No.16017070

Reminder BASED Vavra is an antifa-supporter jew.


da7701  No.16017247

>>16017070

>antifa-supporter

No


15c913  No.16017278

File: 4de8d05a06173be⋯.png (726.48 KB, 583x600, 583:600, 4de8d05a06173be8cbca081930….png)

>>16016286

Have you tried getting good? At archery, specifically?

>crashes constantly

>buggy as all fuck

>final release with updates feels like it's in alpha

>zero polish

None of that is remotely true. The only real annoying bug I personally found after replaying the game twice was the guard interrupting the dlc tournament melee to search me. That's honest-to-god fucking it.


272d83  No.16017304

>>16016313

Install the systempak, boom, 60fps and no crashes. Also Gothic gameplay is great, kys.


15c913  No.16017313

>>16017304

You're talking about G1, right? Never managed to get it to run properly after installing W7.


bba6de  No.16017322

>>16016572

as cringey as he is you don't even type like him at all.


272d83  No.16017334

>>16017313

Yes, Gothic 2 still benefits from the systempak (and DX11 renderer), but G1 is capped at 25fps by default and is all kinds of fucked up on modern OS. Both of those are fixed by the systempak. I play through both every year, and haven't had a single problem on 7 or 10 with the systempak.


272d83  No.16017342


15c913  No.16017348

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>>16017334

Honestly, G2 runs fine even without the notr fixes but I'll definitely look into this for G1. Have a sharty for your trouble.


cf099c  No.16017376

>>16017304

>also Gothic gameplay is great, kys

It is atleast as satisfying as KC:D's gameplay :^)


ff0753  No.16017409

>>16017376

gothic, much like cuckolding, is the thinking man's game


edd8df  No.16017427

>>16016286

Git gud, you faggot. Took you a year to finally pirate and download the game and now you want to whine?

>>16016347

>Not enjoying Christian Monastery life with meditation, prayer, and hard work

What a pathetic sodomite, bet you like to suck Cuman dick.

>>16017070

Glad to see you're still here spreading bullshit just to spite a game you didn't like. It's like the same retards who say that the Poles are Nazis or Communists, and gets beaten up for being a dumb shit.


3035bd  No.16017434

It never crashed for me.

Fix your fucking computer you technologically illiterate mong.


70fb98  No.16017454

This is only tangentially related to the thread, but is anyone else creeped out by Czech people? There are a lot of Czechs where I live, and they have never been anything but kind to me, yet something about them just seems off. They give off this weird vibe that makes me want to get away from them as soon as possible. I feel like I'm talking to aliens or something.


7d6a70  No.16017458

>>16016364

Neither was this game, I'd heard more negative shit about the game from Goons trying to convince people to not play a game showing Christians not being evil.


272d83  No.16017478

>>16017454

Can't say I've met any Czechs, though I do own a CZ75BD.

>>16017458

>Neither was this game

Of course it was, don't be silly. How did you miss all of the threads about how Vavra was /ourguy/ and "BTFOing the SJWs"? Not saying the KC:D is bad or that anyone shouldn't play it, but come on anon, don't try to rewrite history like that.


15c913  No.16017481

File: d44d70aa07f90b4⋯.mp4 (4.38 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewi….mp4)

>>16017454

Knock back a couple of beers and you'll be golden. Hungarians or Poles, though? I spent almost five years in Budapest and fuck me if I can pronounce even the name of the street I used to live in.


dfdf76  No.16017525

>>16016777

That was the biggest problem with the game for me, Henry was implicitly sympathetic to every instance of secularism (for instance, the game highly encourages bending over backwards to try to protect the heretics from prosecution). As well, he was immediately incredulous of superstition (he instinctively disbelieves in the "demon skull" for instance), when a real medieval slav would have had a lot more fear of God in him, as well as fear of the possibility of the demonic, even if he wasn't certain. But tbh when weighed against the strength of the game as a whole, this feels like quibbling.

>>16016286

>Crashes constantly

The game's pretty stable, issue is with your system, not the game

>Buggy as all fuck

Again, mostly your system, though there are bugs. But that comes with the territory, no open world game is as bug-free as games of smaller scope. This isn't a developer issue, every game has bugs, a game with a broader scope is more complex and thus will necessarily be more buggy than average. To hold a game of this type to a standard no other has met is unreasonable

>Gameplay isn't even that great

That's a problem with your shit taste, sorry you were born retarded, but don't blame the game for your disability.

>Zero polish

See above, also you're a faggot


15c913  No.16017531

>>16017525

Just bear in mind that the game is set right before the massive heretic uprising inspired by Jan Huss. So one can imagine the catholic church wasn't really all that popular at the time.


7d6a70  No.16017532

>>16017478

>don't try to rewrite history like that.

Right back at you faggot. Vavra's sheer autism and hate for Skyrim was the attraction. The only time I've ever heard that based Vavra shit is the same guys making thread, after thread, after thread about how the game is gonna be shit because "something something this Eceleb I embedded twerked to the title screen for half an hour" or Vavra is a Jew even though nobody really cares about Jews if they don't stick their big noses into a game.


bb6919  No.16017542

>>16016286

Git gud at combat and the game becomes a masterpiece. Namely:

>When to defend with master strikes

>When to go on the offense with feints

>When to go for a combo so that the first hit doesn't earn you a riposte from the enemy

>Positioning when fighting multiple enemies so you never have to fight more than one at a time

Bernard can only teach you so much and I'll bet 99.9% of the shitters complaining about combat never even learnt the good shit from him. Git guder and you'll be """scouting""" Pribislavitz by laying waste to it with longsword and gambeson alone.


5fe74d  No.16017897

Game has a few issues and is rough around the edges but overall was a pretty fun time after pirating it i liked it enough to buy it. Biggest problem is the game rushed you through the main quest early on, you don't really get a chance to just fuck around until after you've done a good hunk of it.


8c3f79  No.16017916

>>16016313

The only thing remotely true about this game are:

>>zero polish

I didn't have any kind of fps or crashing issue with a 980 and I played it on release, though I didnt end up finishing it


50db7e  No.16017937

>>broken auto-locking combat system

The combat was poorly designed due to low level enemies being pushovers that never defend themselves and high level enemies the ones you meet later on with full plate, klappvisor helmets and combat jupons will block literally every single one of your attacks while your only way to break their defence is to force them in a clinch push against them mid combat, they will have an animation where they will hit you back shortly after. The game never told you you can win these by spamming M1, M2 or space, win the clinch and then spam away at that M1 or M2 key until they die. If they don't die, backpedal, wait for your stamina to regenerate and repeat.

>crashes constantly

It didn't crash often when I played it. I think I got about 2-3 crashes at most over 30-40h.

>buggy as all fuck

Aside from some quests having script bugs and not closing and a weird bug where open doorways had invisible walls it worked fine. A scripted battle also did not trigger a cutscene needed to progress one time. Pretty much everything was fixed by loading. Not perfect, sure, but not unplayably broken.

>zero polish

I don't get what this is supposed to mean. The game looks good, plays fine and aside from a few underdesigned gameplay systems it doesn't really have major issues.

>gameplay isn't even that great

It's not a combat game. The quicker you realize that your point isn't to just go to combat all the time the quicker you will start enjoying it. Treat it as a world simulator, much like Oblivion.

<two hours

Two hours barely gets you out of the tutorial. Did you even reach the first city?


e38638  No.16018000

I backed this game, played the alpha, and was looking forward to it. Then the game releases, bugs out the arse, non existent optimization, had to restart the game three fucking times due to game breaking bugs, finally come back to it nearly half a year later, put over 100 hours into it, finally reach the end of the game, cannot complete it due to Hans bugging out and walking back to Rattay. Fuck this game and fuck that cunt, Daniel Vavra and the rest of Warhorse studios.


f2874d  No.16018023

The only bad parts about the combat are when it's indoors due to the camera and when it's not 1v1. I don't bother fighting more than one person at a time because of the way the AI works. If it were only more like Way of the Samurai, for instance. All is fair in war if you're in Europe, I suppose. The most important part of combat for me is everything except for the fight. If I don't initiate, I run away and find favorable ground. Fighting is hard, so killing seems more serious, so I try to avoid it. I don't consider myself very good at combat yet, but I used to think it was a completely awful system until I learned more about it. It's not helped by the lack of explanation about combat at all in the early game but you're supposed to be an illiterate, unskilled peasant. The auto lose battle early on is complete crap, though. That aside I've had no crashes and I am in love with the world. The game is really good for a first game and a kickstarter game on top of that. I hope there is some kind of sequel to this.

Shoutout to Jan Hus. Fuck the church.


490778  No.16018041

>>16018023

>I hope there is some kind of sequel to this

Pretty sure that's a given. After all, the whole game is set up as a prelude to the Hussite Wars, or at least that's my impression of it. I imagine that's why they have you only fight bandit and deserter trash throughout the game – in the sequel, when you ask why you aren't trashing enemy troops after you went through all that training in the first game, the obvious answer will be that you've been battling garbage.


674dd1  No.16018044

Have to disagree, I started playing it for the first time a few days ago, it did crash 2 or 3 times but it's mostly running just fine


7d6a70  No.16018438

>>16018044

The game is more compatible with AMD cards then Nvidia cards, even my ancient AMD card that's entirely out of date in every way can play the game before it started dieing.


1ee238  No.16018463

>>16016363

>no stronk female protagonist

They are gonna release a female protag DLC soon arent they?


1810de  No.16018465

File: 14d117818a33fc7⋯.gif (360.44 KB, 540x300, 9:5, excite.gif)

>>16016612

>fixed by mods

This is why PC vidya gets the worst rep, because for all the great and nearly infinite capabilities of PC you always hit the bowl with the userbase being a bunch of excessively tolerant nunces who FIX EVERY BROKEN GAME CRAP DEVS SHOOT OUT

Vampire Bloodlines sucks. It literally only functions, let alone is enjoyable, via mod fixes.

EVERY Elder Scrolls game is unplayable without mods.

Kingdom Come's absurdly trash combat which only gets worse as you progress since at some point halfway you become an unstoppable terminator–also fixed by mods, as well as the idiotic save limitations and countless glitches.

We need to stop playing broken games and if we do then let's stop pretending they are worth a dime of time. We look like the biggest faggots just fixing these things and then turning around saying

>This game is great! It's so good you gotta play it! Oh, but install these packs, mods and drivers first…

>Yeah we fixed the game for the devs but at least we can have fun now!


df4a26  No.16018472

>>16018463

No it will just be a more romance dlc.


90bc70  No.16018491

File: c6331da41d928e5⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 12.01 KB, 256x256, 1:1, bb.jpeg)

>>16018465

>PC is the worst platform because otherwise broken games can get to a workable state with fan-made mods

>we

(You)are not even trying


7a901d  No.16018564

>>16018491

>I'm too stupid to read a post

Wish your abortion would have been more than only half successful.


6819d1  No.16018904

>>16016313

>weebcuck

>has shit opinion

Like clockwork


9b7d49  No.16018929

File: 6f515043f951a4c⋯.jpg (27.29 KB, 308x362, 154:181, tetten2.jpg)

Give it a decade or two and it'll be somewhat playable with mods. Kind of like with stalker :^)


ac6b7f  No.16018939

i thought it was alright, i just got bored with the story


8cd304  No.16018956

File: ec084d00a64edf9⋯.jpeg (134.37 KB, 1180x842, 590:421, Reported-Shooting-At-Mand….jpeg)

>>16018929

Is the developer still releasing patches or did he take the money and run?


490778  No.16018969

>>16018956

>a studio of dozens of people

>funded mostly by private investor

>taking the money and running like some solo indie dev huffing his own farts

Are you actually retarded?

To answer your question, the devs are working on DLCs right now.


8cd304  No.16018975

>>16018969

He is working on DLC and not patches then? Payed DLC I imagine.


0ff038  No.16018985

>>16016286

>broken auto-locking combat system

>crashes constantly

>buggy as all fuck

I didn't find the auto-locking to be an issue and didn't have any crashes or major bugs. My major problem was that no matter what I did,no matter how low I dropped the settings it still ran like a paraplegic.


e2cc5f  No.16019000

File: fb0842215afce23⋯.jpg (319.02 KB, 754x784, 377:392, ok.jpg)

>>16018472

Man, I sure hope so. The romances/sex in KC:D weren't that great. I went with Theresa because she was the only ok one.

>Stephanie

Weird fucking haircut and NTR

>wenches

One night stands with prostitutes

>witch's farm animals

Bestiality


490778  No.16019005

>>16018975

Yes, anon, you pay money for DLCs. Kickstarted backers get them for free.


490778  No.16019006

>>16018985

Did you try turning the resolution down?


dcafc1  No.16019011

>>16019000

>NTR

I'm pretty sure in-game Divish is implied to be impotent.

>>16019005

HC-Mode and Tournament were free for everyone and so will mod-support tools.


03f107  No.16019012

>>16016286

Literally every one of those is false. Have you ever played the game or your goon superiors decided to waste your sunday putting you on propaganda duty?


59c389  No.16019029

Do people really have trouble with the fighting? I found it enjoyable. It's true that it's difficult fighting multiple people, but that's the fun of it. Keeping space and making sure you don't get surrounded actually meant something. Also it's not like you couldn't just pick one or two off with your bow and even the odds like the game said you should do in the beginning. The only real issue I had with this game is that it had actual game breaking bugs which is unacceptable.


e62477  No.16019031

File: 010ad39f60b089f⋯.jpg (221.72 KB, 1300x858, 50:33, r8658yi.jpg)

>>16019011

Henry really is a fucking nigger, isn't he?


e62477  No.16019035

>>16019029

You know what's game breaking? Trying to find corpses or heaven forbid their weapons after a forest fight.


490778  No.16019036

>>16019012

It's the same shit that always gets listed by people who obviously never played the game. They have nothing with which to shit on it, so they keep talking about bugs (four of the points OP listed are about bugs) because that's what the game was shat on on release (despite not really having that many of them. I played it on release, pre-patch, and not a single one was actually game breaking. It was just rare crashes (once per several hours) and graphical glitches). He then adds lists "gameplay isn't that great" because it's so vague that it's a non-argument and mentions combat because he knows some people did not like it (a lot of other people did, however, and it's by no means broken).

There are valid things to criticise about the game, such as the lack of combat encounters that makes the game more of a conversational RPG (even more so than actual cRPGs, the amount of action is really far too low), the fact the economy is utterly broken and you'll be filthy rich in no time, or the DLCs being underwhelming (not bad content but very little of it for the price). But of course those never get listed because these niggers haven't actually played the game past the 10 minute mark and just parrot what they saw on (((journalist))) sites.


e62477  No.16019049

>>16019036

I just want my flails, my crossbows and my horse lances. I'd be nice if the sabres or cuirass armor weren't so crap, either.


59c389  No.16019054

>>16019035

Well, that's not game breaking, but is annoying. It keeps you on your toes though. Once you know bodies are going to be difficult to locate you keep in mind where they fall. Of course sometimes there's a hill that makes things difficult.

>>16019049

Flails will never be in since they are a myth.


490778  No.16019073

File: 93623f59b1a0d01⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1172x805, 1172:805, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16019054

Flails were actually common in the Hussite wars, since they were just converted peasant tools. I'd be surprised if the weren't in the sequel.


bb8a1e  No.16019076

>>16016286

Yeah, I wish it was a good game like Skyrim.


59c389  No.16019089

File: db2b2a0a8be5457⋯.jpg (10.7 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 4620427.jpg)

>>16019073

No one thinks of those farming flails when we're talking about flails.


565415  No.16019098

File: b63b415c738bde7⋯.png (62.17 KB, 200x200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16019076

Was last night not enough for you Todd?


e62477  No.16019105

File: 3f9bf06410a218c⋯.jpg (48.35 KB, 680x527, 40:31, 9a7.jpg)

>>16019054

>sometimes

There's always a fucking hill. I once chased a longsword down a ravine for five-ten minutes in real time. Ultimately I'll just do it the horsefucker way and leave staggered corpses on the flattest road I can find.

>Flails will never be in since they are a myth.

You want to elaborate on that one?

>>16019089

Oh, you're retarded. Nevermind.

>>16019073

They were common far longer before that. John of Bohemia used one at Crécy for example.


59c389  No.16019111

>>16019105

You're a dumb faggot, kid. No one fucking thinks of farming flails when they say medieval flail. Are you just a zoomer faggot virgin or what? I bet you have zero friends.


59c389  No.16019113

>>16019105

Zero friends. Kill yourself, kid.


e62477  No.16019125

File: e9d19705f34f335⋯.png (151.61 KB, 700x859, 700:859, eye75435.png)

>>16019111

>he didn't bring friends

Don’t worry, no charge for them.


e62477  No.16019160

File: 50e651d02b7b4ac⋯.mp4 (6.4 MB, 576x360, 8:5, that´s death.mp4)

>>16019136

Thank you. I hope it comes soon enough. Now, if you're done shitposting we can continue. Got some fairly interesting material on the topic of medieval armory as well.


490778  No.16019171

>>16019160

do tell, anon


c4211f  No.16019190

File: d3f57212aeee82d⋯.jpg (86.56 KB, 750x705, 50:47, d3f57212aeee82d4a847037b50….jpg)

>>16017542

The combat was burning garbage.

Most encounters boil down to "parry that nigger until he dies" one-button action. Directional attacking was actually pointless and trying to make an attack without first clinching or parrying will get you auto-parried 95% of the time regardless of feinting making the entire combat system a slow and tedious war of attrition. Combos are pointless when the niggers you'd like to perform them on parry and perfect block you out of them two swipes in, and the niggers you can actually manage to perform them on die before you can finish them anyways. It's the most self-defeating retarded combat system I have ever experienced. It feels like they were trying to go for the mount and blade approach with directional attacking, but gave up halfway through and made it a quicktime event instead. What a massive fucking disappointment.


e62477  No.16019229

File: 42ba8716e930029⋯.pdf (185.38 KB, 50630-174272-1-SM.pdf)

>>16019171

Related for example is an excerpt from a larger work focusing specifically on bulgar weaponry c. 10-13th century and you can find plenty of related references inside to hunt down. It's also interesting to see how "ball and chain" and such weapons in general, like the scaleamail or the rounded tip or one-edged sword didn't remain or even gotten as popular as they were in the east. And when you think about it, it's much easier to swipe a metal ball and continue on while on horseback than fight in formation and potentially fuck your own men.


7d6a70  No.16019241

>>16019229

There is an entire book dedicated to maces from Bulgaria, shit's too expensive for me though.


e62477  No.16019327

File: ff8dd65be9c461f⋯.pdf (4.54 MB, the-hundred-years-war-a-wi….pdf)

>>16019241

I'd warmly recommend De Re Militari or DeVries in general. And unfortunately I only have vol. 6 in paperback but you can enjoy related for a nice read none the less.


028bf8  No.16019380

File: 8bd308473487327⋯.jpg (126.52 KB, 680x709, 680:709, OP is the biggest faggot t….jpg)

>good game comes out

>some faggot on /v/ hates it

Every time. Still waiting for some retard like OP to make a thread focused entirely on how much Quake, Doom and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. suck


45d9a1  No.16019399

>>16016286

>zero polish

Implying


08f270  No.16019797

>>16019031

Henry is a good lad, do not insult him by comparing him to a baboon.


081863  No.16019856

File: adce515ba61eebb⋯.jpg (328.15 KB, 473x729, 473:729, 0125kde-2[2].jpg)

File: 4f9055baa10e8db⋯.jpg (121.13 KB, 532x800, 133:200, Jan_Zizka_-_Grunwald[1].jpg)

>I will never get my dream Hussite game

>I will never got to make wagenburgs and fuck up teutons

>I will never revolutionize armed warfare

Why even live


08f270  No.16019869

>>16019856

>you will never shoot at stupid austrian with your crossbow together with your wagonbros


e62477  No.16019872

>>16019797

Richt:

>NEET

>chase skirts and drink beer every day

>given chance will steal coal instead of buying it

>given chance will grab dick and say fuck you instead of taking debts to the authorities

>saved from certain death

>reward his benefactor by stealing everything not nailed down

>knocking and stripping guards

>nail down his wife

>goes to his lord and asks for welfare

>will steal fuck and kill indiscriminately

>will assault random travelers for beer money

>will squat in random houses and eat their food

>almost entirely motivated by personal gain despite the land going to hell

He's very much a nigger by definition if not by skin. Good character though.

>>16019869

There's always darklands.


08f270  No.16019888

>>16019872

>makes henry do terrible things

>pretends henry is a nigger because he took the worse possible choices in the game

There a reason why everyone calls him good lad.


e62477  No.16019905

File: e38a143a9737314⋯.png (462.51 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 55yr567.png)

>>16019888

Because dindu nuffin? And I argue that those are the best choices. Gave me a proper San Andreas vibe. Also, what's more worthy of being called an act of nigger than chucking shit at a white man's house? :^)


30082e  No.16019960

File: 80dd771293ec8f9⋯.jpg (76.77 KB, 887x1097, 887:1097, 80d.jpg)

>>16019111

>>16019113

Are you replying to the same post twice

Man, what a faggot


473c47  No.16019979

>>16019905

HENRY IS WHITE AND BASED, MUCH LIKE TEGAN


223926  No.16019980

i would ofcourse enjoy the game more if it was more enjoyable to play without having jump thru all these hoops just to play it, hopefully when they will work on their next game, they can make sure its more enjoyable


ef5616  No.16020156

>>16016286

>broken auto-locking combat system

Worked fine for me

>crashes constantly

Not on my computer

>buggy as all fuck

On first release. For a160 hour game i only had to reload a few times

>final release with updates feels like it's in alpha

Playing alpha games like a chump

>zero polish

I have a nice computer, looks great

>gameplay isn't even that great

Its better than skyrim. Witcher 3 still has it beat but its a pretty good game.

Honestly its the only game i recall kikes actively shilling against it which adds to its value.


e62477  No.16020190

File: ede16a8a661cdeb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.12 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1492923497592.jpg)

>>16020156

>Witcher 3

That game sure had a lot of polish


65166e  No.16021017

I just finished it last week, never had a single crash, lot of bugs though.

Was a good ride, now I hope for the sequel where we go deeper into the HRE, the german part.


3ae944  No.16021162

>>16019190

The parry chain you're complaining about happens because parrying doesn't drain either of your stamina, leading into a cycle of attack -> parry -> attack -> parry. If you want to take enemies down fast you need to do a few things:

>Feints

Feints have an abysmally low chance of getting parried. By feinting I mean holding the attack button in one direction, then swapping directions and swinging at the last minute. Done properly you should start landing hits against tough enemies instead of getting parried all the time. At most you'll get a block from them, which drains their stamina.

>Master striking

Unblockable counters that you should always be aiming for on the defense.

>Disengaging

Staying in combat with the same guy all the time will get you killed. The key to fighting multiple enemies is more than the usual RPG method of focusing on the weak ones first: it's keeping all attackers in your view for easy countering, and it's putting the enemy melee attackers between you and their archers so they don't have a clear shot. You can only do this by disengaging so you can take a clear look around you and how to use the environment to your advantage, such as natural chokepoints.

>Unbalancing

Any solid hit from a feint or master strike usually unbalances the enemy, which is when you bring the combos in to kill them. Hell, just positioning the enemy in between yourself and his gung ho archer friend at the back can sometimes land you a free unbalance from friendly fire.

Naturally, armor makes everything easier since without it you get unbalanced a lot yourself, but endgame equipment tends to make the game too easy. Give the game another try knowing these and I doubt you'll be as disappointed.


0375ae  No.16021171

>>16016286

But the creator put SJWs in their place OP. So that means we have to buy 50 copies and praise him.


65166e  No.16021188

>>16021171

Fuck off nigger, it's legit GOTY last year.


e62477  No.16021199

>>16021162

I don't think feints fly so good with most enemies you need them to. Learning and learning how to pull off certain combos, especially those that land on the head and with certain perks is where it's at. Sword and board approach also got me in more shit then I'd first assume from something so naturally defensive. I mean, sure, you can parry but going cassius clay on their ass and dance in for a longsword head chop dance out payed way more dividends.


358b6f  No.16021214

I've been playing it and it has been interesting to say the least. I have been foolish enough to play it as I play your typical game of these sorts.

>having fun with the side quests and characters

>check out the main quest

>hey Henry a bunch of horsefuckers have fucked a bunch of horses in Noihoff go check it out

>k

>run through all the bullshit it entailed

>scout out the bandit camp but not gud enough to really sabotage anything

>oh shit Henry those bandits sure sound like trouble you should join us on our siege

>o…..k…..

>best equipment I had at the time was chainmail while most everyone else had plate armor

>spend most of the time whacking Cummins and bandits in the back of the head

>Henry take out those archers!

>bust out my twangy beginner bow

>have to hit those assholes 6 times to take them out and never killed all of them

>get to the battle with runt

>had 20 hp and got wrecked every time

>finally loaded a previous game and trained properly

I'm having more fun now, but I need to get the hang of fighting a bit more. Sometimes they will throw a curve ball my way. Having fun? Lol here is a plated bandit, go fight him for 10 minutes. I think one of the best things I like about the game though are the mini games. I like how alchemy is more than just gather herbs then make potion in a menu.


dcafc1  No.16021446

File: 19793e986fb74a8⋯.jpg (304.24 KB, 1017x579, 339:193, 19793e986fb74a8b042ae844a5….jpg)

>>16019872

I think you're just projecting your nigger-tier sensibilities onto the game. It mostly a flower picking simulator, alchemy pots are OP from a gameplay and economic standpoint, especially autobrew.


dc74c1  No.16021469

>>16021214

What's annoying is that a lot of your moves are locked out until you get Captain Bernard to teach you them. So make sure you exhaust his training fully.


dcafc1  No.16021487

>>16021469

For some reason the combo you learn from him (false edge i think) glitched out and disappeared from my save file.


4068a1  No.16021595

>>16019005

But why does anyone want DLC for a game were the vanilla version is already broken?

I'm gonna have to blacklist this dev.


7d6a70  No.16021614

>>16021595

You may as well blacklist every eastern european and slav dev. They utilize slav magic for all their games. The bugs have generally been ironed out for most PC builds it's really the size of the game that makes anyone weary of downloading KCD. Except the witch's potion bench, I realized he's never going to fix that once I learned that flying on broomsticks is actually just an old way of describing witches having lesbian sex while getting high.


50db7e  No.16021852

>>16021162

>Feints have an abysmally low chance of getting parried.

On the launch patch, feinting did quite literally nothing. It didn't matter if you feinted or not as any high level enemies would still just parry and master strike all of them. This meant that combat with high level enemies would result in you pushing up against them to clinch, winning the clinch because it's easy as fuck and then whacking them over the head until they died.


65394a  No.16022005

>>16016286

Works on my machine OP.

Also, your'e a faggot, the game is good.


64dd09  No.16022146

>>16021487

Old known bug they introduced while updating the game, you can nigger rig it through console by adding "hidden" skills.


1c9f3b  No.16022148

it looks like a really good game. I'm probably going to wait till it's on sale and maybe by then all the patches will make it playable.


e777e9  No.16022151

>>16021614

I had a book on witches, it wasn't so much them being high as fuck it was more so of them applying some plant paste on their cooter and making it feel something around having wind being blown down there.


e2cc5f  No.16022205

File: 58f8881a30cb276⋯.jpg (257.98 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Henry.jpg)

As much as I love this game, I do have 1 complaint about it. Henry's slav face looks like it was beaten one too many times with the down syndrome stick.


ccedbb  No.16022210

>>16022205

It matches his character perfectly.


06c4e8  No.16022314

File: 93ce6097ecd8ccb⋯.jpg (17.13 KB, 320x240, 4:3, sagafrontier2.jpg)

I'll stick with my favorite game set in an HRE-like setting, thank you very much.


29de9b  No.16022377

>>16022205

It matches Henry's autism.


f899bb  No.16022388

File: 3fb2a8656825dc2⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1152x1400, 144:175, KCD Cucks.png)

>KCD thread

>no one posted this yet

for shane /V/


06c4e8  No.16022420

>>16022388

>muh niggers in the Lands of the Bohemian Crown

top lel


490778  No.16022431

>>16022388

>silk road

But the silk road ended at Constantinople and italian merchant republics. It didn't actually go through Europe.


adc675  No.16022480

>>16022388

How can someone be so cucked? Like who gives a fuck about people that is not related to you at all? You know, like how everyone everywhere else supposed to act?


490778  No.16022489

>>16022388

You also know the journos didn't actually play through the game because there is no rage over the game's portrayal of Cumans. The only non-whites in the game are just bloodthirsty rape machines with zero humanity and no redeeming qualities that are to be slaughtered on sight.


048df4  No.16022522

File: 77a1a97581e532c⋯.jpg (91.18 KB, 444x634, 222:317, 1534523486553.jpg)

File: fdcac2c25a503c0⋯.jpg (240.89 KB, 500x660, 25:33, 1535128544695.jpg)

>>16022431

Dont mention it, their little brains would explode.

Also don't mention that it would be suicide to go through mainland Europe, trying to learn the local languages and dialects meanwhile trying to survive the 1000 miles without modern transportation, while looking like a nigger.

You can sell your fucking spices in the merchant ports for fucks sake, it wasn't like this:

>imma start in China and then go the whole way to Europe like some madman

it was like this;

>I will sell this trade good in the next port that is distant enough to give some good price, then the merchant who buys it will sell it on and on until it reaches Europe

Not only that, but muslims ARE NOT BLACK

Especially the ones who were in Spain. They are NOT BLACK.

Did you know that the muslims used black boys as sex slaves? They castrated them and had eunuch harems. Black boys were used as sex slaves, they didn't conquer shit.


490778  No.16022561

>>16022522

But anon, Marco Polo went all the way to China and back, so obviously it was possible. How do you know some person of color didn't start out in Timbuktu, go north, join the silk road, get to Constantinople, and go on a stroll to Bohemia from there, to see the landmarks and stuff? Since he's black and everybody knows blacks have bigger penises, he'd be in great demand by the locals. Indeed, isn't it clear that modern "gypsies" are the distant descendants of people like this? And that is after they spent hundreds of years breeding with huwite shitlords. In the 15th century, they would still be ebony black. Really there is no excuse for not showing medieval Bohemia as the multicultural paradise it was.


169942  No.16022567

>>16022561

>gypsies

They're originally curryniggers actually.


490778  No.16022570

>>16022567

It's almost as though I was being ironic


169942  No.16022571

>>16022570

I know, just thought everyone should know.


f899bb  No.16022580

File: 8f33610e6fb4a0e⋯.webm (2.91 MB, 1280x540, 64:27, kingdom come 1 punch.webm)

>>16022570

>I WA BEING IRONIC

Irony never was and never will be funny or witty


e2cc5f  No.16022581

File: 38096f24980f72d⋯.jpg (166.49 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>16022388

But anon. They think everybody was black. Even with no historical evidence whatsoever.


0fcdd4  No.16022622

File: 1e068ddfadc5a47⋯.gif (3.35 MB, 480x270, 16:9, indian shit.gif)

>>16022567

You would know by the trail of poo.


ed1b5f  No.16022623

>>16022489

>zero humanity

The game touches up on that point a bit when you have to infiltrate the bandit camp. They just don't speak a common language, being Hungarian mercenaries. The language barrier dehumanizes them.


5a9a41  No.16023314

File: 5e24010fa31c8e6⋯.jpg (1.78 MB, 1278x1586, 639:793, 5e24010fa31c8e6b3b68ec1dd0….jpg)

>>16022623

No, they're just cunts. Remember the one captured cuman in that mill?


308365  No.16023334

I am glad this game did well if only so the developer might do their next game right. I can only recommend the game as investment in the studio. They falsely advertised it as an openworld sandbox like Bethesda's rpgs but it's boring in its' linearity and permits no saves between crashes.

>>16016286

>first two hours were great

The unskippable cutscenes, hackneyed, "your village burns down but you're the son of a great man" plot, and fights you can't win was the great part?


169942  No.16023346

>>16022623

Sigismund employed the Cumans because his funds wouldn't let him hire better mercs. They were the only people around who accepted being paid fuckall in cash but would instead be allowed to keep everything they personally plundered.

Being thieving assholes was part of their job.


5a9a41  No.16023390

>>16023334

You just can't act the smug prat and the dumbass who can't figure out saving in the same thread let alone the same post. It's just unbecoming.

>>16023346

>They were the only mercs around

No. Hell, no. Their convenience came due to while technically Christians they really weren't Christians and as such, and with the language and culture barrier were more reliable in a sense than German or more "western" troops. You should also bear in mind that if they were plundering, they might as well plunder his enemies than his own holdings in Hungary while he's away with the bulk of his troops.

Also the infighting that went on between the various pretenders or even close relatives having a pissing match between Hungary, Bohemia and southern HRE in general, as well as all those that fought and lived thru the Hussite wars also created a strong tradition of mercs finding jobs in the region that really peaked some sixty-seventy years after the game's set with Matthias Corvinus and his standing merc army of 20.000-40.000 men.


d63498  No.16023514

>>16016286

Reminder that this was made by a kike and you are supporting jews by buying it, that and downgraded gameplay from lying trailers.

>>16017427

Glad another (1) is here to defend a jewish game.

>>16017454

Probably because you're an (((Alien))) yourself.

>>16019036

>complains about (((journalists)))

>ignores jew dev

>pick a side goy!

You both suck, and can all felate a shotgun.


50db7e  No.16023806

>>16023514

>Glad another (1) is here to defend a jewish game.

Glad another (1) is here to make poor non-arguments against a good game.


dcafc1  No.16023822

>>16023314

tbh i knew he was leading henry into a trap, i just wanted to slaughter more cumins, didn't even care about the gold


679412  No.16023824

File: e0457b3ee4eeb9c⋯.png (53.27 KB, 336x416, 21:26, Ruri_Hoshino-1_SRWV-Portra….png)

>>16021614

>You may as well blacklist every eastern european and slav dev

I do. At least until the game is on a deep sale. Fuck I rarely play games on release because I want the best experience. Only Japs haven't fallen to the 20+GB patch yet.


679412  No.16023837

>>16022489

>bloodthirsty rape machines with zero humanity

To be fair basically all soldiers and mercenaries were like this, nothing to do with race.


0375ae  No.16023909

>>16022388

Who's Shane, and why is it for him?


f899bb  No.16023959

File: cded3209bad5965⋯.png (45.76 KB, 252x291, 84:97, Jew.png)

>>16023837

>NOTHING TO DO WITH RACE


8a40e8  No.16023987

>>16019111

>Especially the ones who were in Spain. They are NOT BLACK.

Moors are literally converted africans.


dcafc1  No.16024017

>>16023987

moors were north african berber muslims, not sub-saharans, retard


5a9a41  No.16024086

File: 5b2d032dff5022f⋯.jpg (214.05 KB, 500x666, 250:333, dyr8568.jpg)

File: bc73bbeb2ed42a9⋯.jpg (532.69 KB, 980x1305, 196:261, rt8568.jpg)

File: bdc2cd6d9d1e3f1⋯.jpg (607.77 KB, 2536x3265, 2536:3265, r68ru.jpg)

File: 9b68abb99f6a133⋯.jpg (188.04 KB, 392x522, 196:261, fut568.jpg)


169942  No.16024108

File: b6ec5c09634f628⋯.webm (6.99 MB, 480x360, 4:3, afrocentrism.webm)


dcafc1  No.16024114

>>16024086

All of those are rennaissance paintings from 1500AD+ and two are depicting saints from 300/400AD. One must also take into account the alchemical symbolism of the negro in the nigredo stage, as many artists of that time were adepts.


5a9a41  No.16024118

File: ff6fdd0d6f897cc⋯.mp4 (6.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, happy negro.mp4)

>>16024108

*smacks lips before proceeding*


0b1802  No.16024184

>>16016395

You're just salty that this game is well-received. It's an indie title that was kickstarted and it did a damn good job for being a historically accurate RPG. It's a refreshing addition to the genre and I say that as an RPG fan who's played Might & Magic games, Ultima games, old school d&d DOS games like Menzoberranzan, Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale, Planescape: Torment. Shit I've even played Kingdoms of Amalur, Two Worlds, and the xbox Baldur's Gate.

As an RPG fan this is a good addition, definitely better than a number of other failed additions to the genre, and you're just QQing hard right now probably because you got BTFOd by not using traditional combat strategy.


54a410  No.16024222

File: 7d17ebe2a1be586⋯.jpg (66.08 KB, 736x736, 1:1, WE WUZ HANNIBAL.jpg)


679412  No.16024305

File: ce8c39d6c87ee44⋯.jpg (99.14 KB, 800x400, 2:1, bandit-leader.jpg)

>>16023959

No anon. All armies rape and pillage.


5a9a41  No.16024347

File: 6a33c63dca9b9c2⋯.jpg (122.82 KB, 620x313, 620:313, 1341375.jpg)

>>16024305

Not true. And believe it or not the japs generally followed the Napoleon's system of bringing sanctioned whores with their front-line army to reduce the chance of their troops catching illness or giving provisions for sex.


5a9a41  No.16024400

File: 00b913b73d9c3e0⋯.jpg (65.7 KB, 650x464, 325:232, d981b83c79cbdab5a165820dc8….jpg)

>>16024347

>>16024305

I'm also quite fond of that anecdote where after the fall of Berlin a German soldier came back to his flat afraid for his family's safety. Notably because he had like two sisters in their teens. And when eventually the slavs barged in and asked for food and whether he has a wife, he promptly showed them the corpse of some neighbor girl and that he didn't eat in days. His bloodshot eyes and growling stomach supported that well enough. They shared cigarettes, what food they had on them and stayed up drinking with him well thru the night.

Pretty comforting that even in those dire circumstances bitter enemies can knock back a few and act like human beans.


f899bb  No.16024432

File: 07f8503c34f2997⋯.jpg (102 KB, 441x604, 441:604, sovietpoors.jpg)

>>16024400

>Soviets

>human

Xaxaxaxax!


d63498  No.16024449

>>16023806

>good game

I'm pointing out the hypocrisy nigger. Also Kingdom Come was falsely advertised, downgraded garbage made by a jew.

>b-but they triggered sjws

Both jews are bad.

>>16024400

During the rape of East Germany, Russian shock troopers would often warn people of the incoming 2nd wave saying, "very bad men follow us" before the mongrels and mongoloids showed up.


47c033  No.16024451

File: 315a743758f2227⋯.png (310.33 KB, 500x338, 250:169, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16024347

damn…humble beginnings…


8d67a9  No.16024458

Did they ever add in those "Big battles"?


f899bb  No.16024462

File: b5b30df00f0248a⋯.jpg (70.73 KB, 389x379, 389:379, JC Denton.jpg)

>>16024449

>Russian shock troopers would often warn people

Do you have a single source to back that up?


08f270  No.16024473

>>16024451

>humble

He was a gret general under a great emperor, together they reconquered a huge chunk of the roman empire.


47c033  No.16024477

File: 72147f5a1f8548c⋯.png (2.16 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16024473

>He was a great general under a great emperor

Damn right


d63498  No.16024671

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16024462

TGSNT mentioned it, it's probably a footnote in here.

>>16024458

No, that was a part of the downgrade from advertisement. The game didn't deliver on a lot of it's promises.


490778  No.16024799

>>16024449

>made by a jew

Having "jewish ancestry" does not equal being a jew, shill-kun.


d63498  No.16024828

File: 3a46341386e0dd3⋯.jpg (85.54 KB, 824x684, 206:171, The-Jew-Fears-The-Samurai.jpg)

>>16024799

>being of jewish blood doesn't mean you're jew stupid goy

>no ur the shill

Do you honestly expect anyone to believe this shit? Shoo shoo, globalist jews!


a80011  No.16024833

>>16024799

>Not a kike

>Just has a jewish mother

Sure shlomo. In the game you throw eggs at a germans house, there was one german who had other views which i can't remember ending well and Germans are displayed as bad and evil all the time.

It's a fucking kike game. It runs badly, the story is shit, the mechanics are shit, the game is shit.


5a9a41  No.16024838

>>16024833

Eggs, huh?


490778  No.16024841

>>16024833

>>16024828

>im-fucking-plying

Having Jewish ancestry means anything from having jewish mother (which Vávra does not have) to having a jew in a family tree branch from 30 generations ago.

As for the anti-German shit, guess what, it's set right before the Hussite wars, which were a major point of contention between Czechs (Hussites) and Germans (overwhelmingly catholic). How about you actually open a history book about the shit you criticise, imbecile?


a80011  No.16024849

>>16024838

And the preformance was so bad I'm pretty sure 6 Million GPU cores died during my playtime.

I played it up to the point where you have to flee the castle and (((steel))) horses. At that point I had seen enough.

>>16024841

>muh de Germans being evil is de history

sure shlomo


05e58a  No.16024852

>>16016313

That's actually a very fitting comparison.

t. someone who has played all the games except for Elex


0119ee  No.16024869

>>16024828

>>16024833

>oy vey goyim he has a jewish mother and is 100% jewish

He posted one tweet saying he has jewish ancestry and now he is a full blown kike? Get some more IP's so you can false flag harder you hook nosed parasite.


a80011  No.16024916

>>16024841

>right before

That's my point: There is no reason to be violent against them yet.

The game builds up hate without them even doing anything.

Apart from the German thing the game sucks.

>>16024852

>Elex

That was the game where they say "You want to commit Völkermord(the hollow claus)?"

No need to try that piece of shit. Was totally dissatisfied after waiting for it's release.

>That's actually a very fitting comparison.

Gothic may not have polish but it has charm. While the voice acting is often criticized as amateurish I like it because it's actually German and not some rubbish translated to German. That's a great feeling not just because of the language but because of the gestures and behaviors that come with it.

And it doesn't constantly crash when you aren't cheating and has character. The protagonist isn't a fucking hero. There are people there which try to rob, trick or kill you and multiple ways to solve problems. Many modern games lack that completely and everyone just wants to help you because you're the hero and they have nothing better to and no work to go to.

The background music is also great and unforgettable.

>>16024869

I'm actually just shitposting but that doesn't change the narrative of the game nor how shit it is even if you overlook it.

The game has no strong sides apart from looking great when you're not turning around. A slideshow isn't my idea of a game.


5a9a41  No.16024940

>>16024849

>>16024916

>didn't finish the tutorial

>can't even recall straight parts he did play

>muh edge muh opinion

You ain't got a point to make or legs to stand on, bub.

>I'm actually just shitposting

No. Shitposting should be entertaining. You're just talking shit.


05e58a  No.16024943

>>16024916

I didn't say that I dislike Gothic but the games have a lot of problems. The only reason I play them is the charm you mentioned and the amazing German voice acting which makes the games a million times more enjoyable. I can't imagine how people can play this shit with English VO.


0cdbd0  No.16024973

the biggest problem with this game is you either have to love it (despite its problems) or hate it. And if you enjoy it but want to complain you're a SJW cuck faggot.


d63498  No.16025108

File: 5c3fd46a5ae2d12⋯.png (172.13 KB, 439x290, 439:290, 5c3fd46a5ae2d12a65f11e7b09.png)

>>16024841

>>16024869

ONE DROP KIKES


f899bb  No.16025109

File: ba4b9e50e943cac⋯.jpg (212.07 KB, 1164x698, 582:349, Pizza.jpg)

>>16024799

>being born from jews doesnt make you jewish

Oy Gevalt!>>16024973


b6d272  No.16025150

File: 0118d85bf862ad0⋯.jpg (153.14 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 0118d85bf862ad05c6cc3c6197….jpg)

>>16024869

>He posted one tweet saying he has jewish ancestry and now he is a full blown kike?

>(1)


02d416  No.16025201

>>16016658

I didn't even bother trying to kill the first "enemy" during the escape, I tried for what I think was an hour. And I thought it was really nice.

I kept thinking "now that Ive kileld bandits and took their armor I can kill cumans", but I had never thought of going back to train with the captains, it's cool how you need to wise up for this game with the combat but the insta-locking and fighting groups makes me hate it if it's more than 3 enemies at a time or 2 if they are heavily armored.


02d416  No.16025215

>>16021214

dude you can run up to the archers and smack them with your sword easy. hell one time when doing the quest for sabotaging the bandit camp I got stuck but everyone knew I was there, somehow I kept getting into and out of combat with every single bandit and cuman.

I ended up killing all of them. All of them…


704733  No.16025239

File: e4f8fba24e1c1f7⋯.jpg (37.68 KB, 493x432, 493:432, ugh.jpg)

>pirate game

>play for a couple hours and get past the tutorial, having a decent time

>That Guy tells me I should go join the guard of the city to get my rep up

>go and sign up

>spend 10 minutes walking around while someone talks at me and I watch cutscenes

>I've been wondering for 4 hours now when I'm gonna get to actually play the game

>realize it's never going to happen

>quit

I wanted to like this game, I really did. It just wouldn't let me.


8a40e8  No.16025286

File: 290967933c5a51e⋯.png (505.95 KB, 1024x1023, 1024:1023, 290967933c5a51e0d5edd60b8e….png)

>medieval themed games keep getting shit

Meanwhile I'm just sitting here wishing I could play For Honor in its free beta days again back when it was basically a meatgrinder. You could get in multiplayer and just run around slashing away at people no questions asked. Fun times, as short as it was, being Ubisoft shit and all.


f008bc  No.16026812

>>16025239

Look at this ADHD retard, look at him and laugh. Don't bother trying to play crpg's you additive addicted faggot, go play your fps shootahs and ASSFAGGOT games, it's all your attention span can handle.


d0ad05  No.16026832

>>16026812

walking and talking in video games is cancer every pseudo intellectual game does it these days (assassins creed, god of war, last of us etc)

you don't have ADHD if you find following a character around while the two of you talk at each other boring, you would just rather be playing DMC or sonic mania


704733  No.16026850

>>16026812

I play RPGs all the time you fucking faggot, I just find historical ones boring no matter how often I try and get into it. Throw in all the fucking cutscenes and walking sections and I was literally falling asleep trying to play the game. Instead, the game played me.

This is why text-based RPGs are superior.


f43885  No.16026903

I got a copy of this for my brother months ago The PS4 version because his computer is a toaster. In the ~15-20 hours I've spent with him while he's played it, we've come across a total of 2 softlocking bugs, both involving the horse. The first involved the horse running full-speed into the guard's camp and getting stuck on one of the tents. The other involved the horse going into a river and getting stuck. In neither case could he dismount or move.

Aside from that, armor clipping issues, and a shitty lockpicking system It's much worse on console than PC, PC's is okay, he's generally been enjoying himself. ESPECIALLY with the alchemy minigame.


9f311f  No.16026913

>>16019399

Well it was made by Czechs, so of course there would be no polish.


791523  No.16026915

>>16026812

>"""""C"""""RPG

oh no he's retarded.


5355f3  No.16027158

>>16026850

>text-based RPGs

As in no spoken lines or something you might see on /hgg/?


f008bc  No.16027353

File: 177a00a875dc861⋯.png (40.27 KB, 571x618, 571:618, 177a00a875dc86153546bb8dd2….png)

>>16026850

>>16026832

>>16026915

The absolute state of /v/ in CY + 4. You faggoty, mongs.


704733  No.16027369

>>16027158

Yeah, voice acting just slows the game down unnecessarily to add "atmosphere" that could easily be replicated with good writing for a fraction of the cost and effort. Go play a AAA game if you want cool setpieces and awesome buttons.


5355f3  No.16027439

File: fe722dbc5bc3887⋯.webm (6.37 MB, 768x480, 8:5, Rhapsody.webm)

>>16027369

I'm inclined to agree with you but going all textual doesn't mean the writing will be any good. Rather, I've seen time and again how writers take that as a carte blanche or something to prattle and prattle and bloomin prattle until you've lost the will to live and let alone play the game any further.

>Go play a AAA game if you want cool setpieces

Plenty of low budget if not straight up free games that pull that off better than any AAA I know.


b3ddbf  No.16027795

File: 52528a51b4fa5c5⋯.webm (645 KB, 640x480, 4:3, (you)_3D.webm)

>>16024940

>should be entertaining

But it is. for me


791523  No.16027806

>>16027353

>reddit rpg defender

>calling anyone else reddit

these people project onto others who they are, they can never hide.


b3ddbf  No.16027808

>>16024943

Ich hab auch nur ergänzt. Die Amis hier schreien nämlich immer ganz schnell "All German games are shit!!!!1111" rum.


a9631c  No.16028538

>>16017070

>>16023514

>not knowing about main sponsor of studio who is czech mini Soros


b1444d  No.16028544

decent b8 thread


f008bc  No.16029041

File: 7eaea37de884f90⋯.gif (46.06 KB, 550x400, 11:8, gondola dance.gif)

>>16027806

That's a neat trick, I'll try spinning.


5355f3  No.16029106

File: ff9d64b548b46db⋯.jpg (43.84 KB, 625x387, 625:387, z2WVfCJ.jpg)

>>16027795

If I pull that off, will you die?


ced72e  No.16030317

>>16017454

Maybe because your spirit is in pain?


7d6a70  No.16030558

>>16024841

>>16024916

The Hussites are a combination of good Goyim and Jews. Although unlike in these modern times it's more appropriate to say the Hussites were already in a mindset that made them want to put the Jews in their fold and anyone who wasn't being greedy saw some semblance of kinship with them during that time. So yeah you better believe they'll hate the Germans.


d63498  No.16030610

>>16030594

>Even in the USA it was ultimately the Catholic niggers who started the downfall and allied with their Jew masters.

Oh D&C poster, it was actually the Catholics who heavily opposed them when it came to the US. The Kennedy's were Catholic Irish men who tried to fight the jew and their voter base was very Catholic.


9bb84d  No.16030639

File: de3800b35a00682⋯.jpg (191.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180218203446_1.jpg)

File: dbb456bc6013f9f⋯.jpg (279.96 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180313162551_1.jpg)

File: 2596485c23ee8c4⋯.jpg (186.99 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180326225330_1.jpg)

File: e421c408bf270bb⋯.jpg (216.74 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190112211213_1.jpg)

>>16022388

>spent years researching the subject to make it as historically accurate as possible

>but i called this guy up and in our five minute conversation he said that there were totally niggers there

>also they support gamergate so they're racist shitlords that should be barred from going outside because

I don't understand how people think like this.

But apart from that, I had a blast playing the game. I played on a fucking GTX760, 16GB RAM, i5-3570k at 1080p with a mix of medium and high graphic settings. I floated around 40fps which wasn't horrible, but didn't experience much of what OP is talking about.

I never had a crash, but the texture pop in was killing me, but they did a good job of addressing it.

Some of the quests were bugged, but I only came across two which were fixed pretty quickly.

Overall I really enjoyed it, but I like medieval history a lot, so I might be a bit biased.

Even though I played it on a potato, it is one of the most beautiful games I've ever played. The forests felt like forests, the towns were done beautifully, the rivers were awesome, and the vegetation was done very nicely.

10/10 would have Henry visit again.


d4bc7a  No.16030705

>>16027808

> Die Amis hier schreien nämlich immer ganz schnell "All German games are shit!!!!1111" rum.

Since when? This is /v/, aside from /v/ in general saying all games are shit (and lets face it, we're right 95% of the time) I never see German games singled out themselves. In fact I'd bet most of us American /v/irgins couldn't even name one or two if challenged on it.


ef5deb  No.16030772

File: 4a3c50b7ed97d26⋯.jpg (55.71 KB, 854x480, 427:240, ft7.jpg)

File: 77b858bacbb331b⋯.png (131.52 KB, 256x321, 256:321, dt5.png)

>>16030705

>all games are shit

Nah, it's (You)'re shit.


d4bc7a  No.16030789

>>16030772

I didn't think I'd need to autistically spell this out, but to be more specific, "all games" doesn't refer to literally all games. It refers to all games that get released in the current year. I shouldn't need to explain this. You're lucky if 1 out of every 10 games released in the past half decade is good.


ef5deb  No.16030808

File: 8ba42bde3a4d02e⋯.jpg (93.85 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 8ba42bde3a4d02e98ab477d949….jpg)

>>16030789

>muh damage control

You do your country proud.


7d6a70  No.16030821

>>16030594

The only Christian group that has any right to the claim of not being Jewish is Orthodox and that's heavily debatable in the modern era. Regardless the Jews cozied up to the Hussites and the Hussites wanted Jews in their fold during that time period., or at leas t couple of centuries. A lot of Jew tactics are just more effective back then because who were you going to talk to that had a counterpoint besides your neighbors?


02623a  No.16030829

The forests, towns and tavern experience is /comfy/ as fuck though


5d0826  No.16031308

>>16022205

He got beaten so bad with the down syndrome stick; he probably got up, right and left syndrome too.


e00aa5  No.16031610

The only sin I cannot abide is hypocrisy so if we laugh at Andromeda so should we laugh at KCD.


ef5deb  No.16031705

>>16031610

It would help if there's anything worth laughing at


bbfae9  No.16031748

>>16031610

KCD Isn't nearly as bad as Andromeda and what we got is actually pretty good considering how many indie games die out or fail to deliver. There's still no open battlefield as advertised but everything else is there as promised. The combat is complex and a step above m&b/ war of the Roses directional memebat if it's somewhat obtuse if you don't understand master strikes/counters.


7d6a70  No.16031756

File: 1f9285f5c32befe⋯.webm (807.39 KB, 640x360, 16:9, rules_of_kingdom.webm)

>>16031610

I already had a good laugh with this, I really wish this happened to me more.


a7ec20  No.16031777

File: 5eaa717f77fd23c⋯.jpg (289.16 KB, 1000x1143, 1000:1143, rod.jpg)

>>16016286

You should try Skyrim OP. I think you would enjoy it.


ef5deb  No.16031792

>>16031756

The music is obnoxious but I honestly laughed my ass off


cd31c6  No.16031800

File: 1dcffb93da003b9⋯.png (668.2 KB, 1161x957, 387:319, 1dcffb93da003b9956b8412246….png)


7d6a70  No.16031830

File: 3e6e76c86717650⋯.webm (697.7 KB, 854x480, 427:240, coldsteel_of_the_north_st….webm)

>>16031792

>>16031800

The other one I liked, there was a story time of pissed off peasants in combat with Henry for days long after he high tailed it out of there during a quest where they run out to challenge him when he comes back which was pretty funny. I forgot what name i gave it though.


3b2783  No.16033602

File: d8856f5f67ca39f⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 323.49 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1493011794019.gif)

>>16016286

>zero polish

That's a bit harsh. They polished the first two hours so you can't get a refund.

goyim


453073  No.16044012

File: 3207d2499d0e66e⋯.jpg (17.64 KB, 360x261, 40:29, a655bb34f45e2d93bd443fab21….jpg)


d63498  No.16044451

>>16044012

>bumps thread

Take your own advice retard.


501bc9  No.16045086

File: 6841f39b2074f47⋯.jpg (1010.92 KB, 3840x2160, 16:9, 6841f39b2074f477ec0a6d2185….jpg)


d63498  No.16045523

File: 9253b251689f615⋯.png (113.17 KB, 1091x919, 1091:919, (you).png)


1dee11  No.16046054

File: 904335c3509c334⋯.png (53.78 KB, 800x420, 40:21, ClipboardImage.png)

Kingdom Came have Pseudo-Oblivion charm, unlike pic related:

>attempts to avoid being Chivalry 2.0

>still ends up being Chivalry 2.0: Now with dykes! (because "we are not 100% historically accurate so fuck it")

>also will come with Battle Goyale (because "it is profitable atm")

>pommel throwing

>their discuckrd and forums are homes to the furfags, ponyfags and ponyfag porn animator, plus your average community.

>release coming soon by Valve Time™.

>obligatory "patchie/release when"

>certain slav clan was so tired of waiting they cracked Patch 17 with broken customization just to play it.


825fd7  No.16046135

>>16021199

I don't remember where I heard or read this, but the longsword was historically designed to be a more defensive weapon (you can obviously block and parry with it or use it like a shorter polearm) while having much more cleaving power/impact compared to shortswords due to their mass, which is why they were also used vs enemy cavalry. Sword-and-board was actually considered a more offensive setup than longsword since you can attack a lot faster and even use the shield as sort of a blunt sidearm. And KCD's usage of these weapons also seem to reflect these historical tidbits.


501bc9  No.16046158

>>16046135

Longswords a defensive weapon, historically used as short polearms? Are you taking the piss out of me or are you this fucking dumb?


8816a9  No.16046163

>>16045523

Is this the work of an enemy S T A N D ?


825fd7  No.16046168

>>16046158

Told you I didn't remember where I got it from, was probably some shitpost I read on /his/ while drunk and somehow remained on my brain.


f899bb  No.16046185

File: 5c927e0ef24c481⋯.jpg (22.11 KB, 137x150, 137:150, 1302657820752.jpg)


501bc9  No.16046220

File: d31615b1ff5d9f5⋯.webm (3.98 MB, 1528x640, 191:80, kang_education.webm)

>>16046168

I suppose you also pitch in with tank battle tactics gained from Girls und Panzer and rocket science from Wile E. Coyote? For fuck's sake.




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