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File: a5df69b2fa081d9⋯.jpg (75.62 KB, 435x500, 87:100, 61 gAn1X YL.jpg)

d1ef3b  No.15983455

I still play this.

>god level soundtrack

>god of war but took it to a the next level

I'm so pissed that EA fucked this game up, I want parts one amd two or at least a steam release…which will never happen

Your "shitty" games you like?

935110  No.15983465

Dante's inferno wasn't a bad game it wasn't top tier but it wasn't awful either.


d1ef3b  No.15983473

I fucking loved that game anon. Same here, also miss that studio.


935110  No.15983486

>>15983473

Dead space 3 killed them.


d149c3  No.15983536

File: 5ede203323e9e6a⋯.png (1.11 MB, 646x880, 323:440, beautiful emu.png)

I want to love gothic 3 but even with the community patch the game gets hard frozen in certain areas and lots of mechanics are totally useless.

I also feel that way with Divine divinity 2 Ego Draconis but damn is that game unpolished, buggy and sometimes unplayable, kind of like gothic 3 minus the hard freeze, theyre also fairly similar in term of gameplay.


f3a934  No.15983537

>>15983455

>muh ebil crusaders

>christians were SO nasty against those poor invading muslims who genocided the entire levant


935110  No.15983544

>>15983537

It wasn't even going over that it was more on Dante being a bastard who abused his power.


7717d9  No.15983547

having played god of war before it, and having never played a DMC game, dante's inferno felt like a god of war clone to me


c9f9e7  No.15983559

File: 0b858d2e57b1e7f⋯.jpg (40.29 KB, 432x518, 216:259, 0b858d2e57b1e7f24fa2acb666….jpg)

>>15983455

Ahhh, I still remember giantess Cleopatra lactating goons. Good times.


083e90  No.15983566

File: 324c42f88b042ed⋯.jpg (40.11 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, lotd.jpg)

>God tier atmosphere

>really get the feeling of lonelyness

>Feels like your playing a george romero movie

>has a few mods out there that improve the game

>decent multiplayer

Other than that its a pretty shit game combat wise, its sorta like resident evil, when it was released it spooked the shit out of you and you didnt know what you got yourself into, but a second playthrough and it loses most of its horror feeling, since you know whats going to happen and how to best use the system to your advantage.


caaff4  No.15984328

File: fa66ae0832f0f18⋯.gif (497.1 KB, 360x268, 90:67, jesus christ, it reaches d….gif)

>>15983455

Dante's Inferno? The game where satan has a huge uncensored cock?


321dec  No.15984377

File: 4911c6c025adeba⋯.png (43.22 KB, 328x125, 328:125, sr3time.png)

>>15983455

I don't care what anyone says, I fucking love this garbage game.


590d82  No.15984405

>>15984328

Wonder how they got away with it


ebb864  No.15984427

Saint Rows 3 &4, I'd fight all of /v/ over it.

hands up faggots


69960e  No.15984435

>>15984405

Doubt any of the reviewers got that far.


8920dc  No.15984468

>>15984377

Four is so much better though


8920dc  No.15984474

File: 01750bf94a426bd⋯.png (318.14 KB, 600x351, 200:117, ClipboardImage.png)

I still play through the campaign regularly. The battle for Washington DC is one of the greatest moments in gaming I've ever experienced.


d08b24  No.15984578

I always thought the voice acting was pretty well done, especially Dantes va.


d87a33  No.15984632

I wouldn't call Dante's Inferno shit, it's just painfully medicore.

Good art design though, a shame there's no artbook. Can't even find the old trailers of the game where they showed off concept art anymore.

>>15983537

Some of the crusades really were pretty unjustified and filled with crusaders being greedy, power hungry, lusty asshats, to be fair.


0a0397  No.15984658

Trashiest game? Maybe those PSP Sims Stories games. I liked the castaway one because I got a pet chimp.


d62cdd  No.15984670

File: ad99bd2a84e90d0⋯.png (308.95 KB, 894x894, 1:1, sonic_man.png)

>>15983455

My love will never die for sonic games, even the less known games like Secret Rings, Bioware's Dark Brotherhood and more hated games like Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic 06.


caaff4  No.15984678

>>15984405

I dunno. I just feel sorry for the poor saps who had to model, texture, rig, and animate that huge floppy donkey dick and balls.


0ca891  No.15984683

File: 0fc8d7c2fa9394a⋯.png (469.04 KB, 531x531, 1:1, 3477892312.png)

>>15983455

>Shit Games you really love

I even beat the final boss, took like three weeks practise, I don't really know why I like it that much.. there's something in simplicity, and style, I often like the style of the game even if everything else is shit, Bullet Witch is another good example


27c82d  No.15984685

File: e4f34d5daa4a0e1⋯.jpg (65.34 KB, 720x720, 1:1, muh noble muzzies.jpg)

Payday 2 may be a piece of shit but I can't stop loving it simply because its the only real game that's about robbing banks.

>>15984427

3 was awful because it couldn't get a consistent tone and the villains were lackluster. 4 was great because it decided to stop giving a shit about gang warfare and turned into Infamous.

>>15984632

>some of the crusades really were pretty unjustified

While I agree that they had a great deal of backroom politics, calling the crusaders greedy asshats is a bit disingenuous.


0a0397  No.15984689

File: 803e70f68764a53⋯.mp4 (223.99 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, girls_laughing.mp4)

>>15984670

>Bioware's Dark Brotherhood

Vless your sweet heart.


321dec  No.15984710

File: dc7622e32f05854⋯.jpg (494.05 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, sr3boss.jpg)

>>15984468

Disagree. The capeshit made it boring for me, and half the fun for me is going gang fights. The capeshit powers invalidate the use of vehicles, and had too much Ubishit dispersed all throughout.

Also the Sentinels that pop in and force you to do a bossfight right at the point when the aggro is at its best point, didn't make it fun for me. Because then you have to resort to superpowers, when I like doing survival pistol fights with limited ammo.

3 was so much better for doing gunfire skirmishes, especially when vehicles still had a use. If I wanted to play capeshit, I'd just go play Hulk or whatever.


d4bc57  No.15984723

Bought it for 6 bux used after playing the demo. Guess curiosity got the better of me after hearing how much of a GOW clone it was, and well, this:

>>15984328


871d2f  No.15984724

File: ca10eb008921b50⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.9 KB, 327x450, 109:150, unnamed.jpg)

Skyrim's predecessor, Oblivion.

It's a half-broken mess with poorly-written story and dialogue, broken AI, retarded level scaling and was a major title to further casualize the WRPG formula. It's a bad game. Yet unlike Skyrim, it was incredibly memorable thanks to its unique characters and quests, had some of the best (and worst) DLC ever developed, as well as some of the most impressive mods for any game, and to this day gets me to reinstall a copy just to play for a few days at a time. For all the jokes and funny videos that get made about it, Oblivion was one of my favorite RPGs, partly because of it's peaceul and idyllic landscapes and cities, and partly because it came out during a better time, both personally and in the games industry.


8920dc  No.15984760

>>15984710

>Capeshit

Listen man, if dressing up like iron man and punching aliens so hard they're ejected from the virtual world is wrong then I don't want to be right


6bcc51  No.15984778

>>15984724

Any decent combat mods?


944e02  No.15984779

File: 9dcf892b90cdf42⋯.jpg (237.27 KB, 366x512, 183:256, 6689438.jpg)

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Invisible isn't that bad. The chances you get to fuck with every side was genuinely fun, and the gun and bio mod combinations you could create were neat. It's certainly better than the shit Eidos Montreal craps out.


03d794  No.15984895

>>15983455

gib pc port pls


0d8581  No.15985100

>>15984685

I'm so tired of fence riders. Obviously everything's got 2 sides to it; pointing it out doesn't make you clever. Your intelligence comes in deciding which serves your interest the best. If you keep siding against yourself, it means somebody else did your thinking for you, and that somebody is not your friend.


b423c8  No.15985110

>>15984328

>it reaches down to his knees

and it's not even erect yet.

>>15984689

some of the battle music was good, though it suffered from the compression.


da018a  No.15985121

>>15984779

I didn't think IW was bad at all. I preferred it over OG DX in fact, but I played it first so that might have played a role.


67597f  No.15985150

>>15983547

It’s absolutely a god of war clone. Though it is a pretty nice one.


d4bc57  No.15985222

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15985110

Yeah this wasn't -too- bad. Pity the same can't be said for the other midi remixes.


7bab3d  No.15985242

File: 71bcfac2b7ba09c⋯.jpg (28.38 KB, 323x144, 323:144, 20190112_210506.jpg)

the actual best souls game <3


321dec  No.15985275

File: 6aaf09493a96a8f⋯.jpg (38.66 KB, 640x360, 16:9, sr2.jpg)

>>15984760

Nothing at all wrong with it. I just don't play a Saints Row game to be Iron Man. It's a good game, I just think it's a shit Saints Row game.

Granted, there was nowhere else to go because they fucked the series so hard with 3, but it's probably the closest thing I have to San Andreas without a shitass engine.

GTAV doesn't count because cover systems are fucking garbage and don't belong in my vidya.


ef4762  No.15985311

File: 258a2dbb03230cb⋯.jpg (376.06 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 208583-shaq_fu2.jpg)

Growing up I had a lackluster library of Genesis games (my dad got one from his friend with about 50-70 games). Half of them were sports games that I didn't even touch and the other half were platformers, disney games, sidescrolling beat-em-ups, etc.

There were a few good ones in there like Mortal Kombat, Sonic 2 (even had the Knuckles attachment cartridge), etc. But one that I really remember enjoying was Shaq-Fu. I wasn't very good at it but I remember putting a lot of time into it and enjoying it more than Mortal Kombat. Mortal Kombat was really frustrating for me because I didn't know how to do the cool finisher moves and I don't ever remember getting passed Goro.

Nowadays Shaq-Fu is seen as a meme game but honestly it's not as bad as most people say it is.


86050a  No.15985337

File: c2ad8b02e4258c0⋯.jpg (37.36 KB, 532x640, 133:160, 781168-might_and_magic_ix_….jpg)

File: 8bc7cca99a04f18⋯.png (631.87 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 4324214123.png)

I played it when i was a kid, had a lot of fun, but everyone i've seen mention it seems to hate it.

Should play it again even if just for nostalgia.

>>15984779

As i said in the other thread, it is true that IW is better than what's generally said about it, but the new games aren't that bad either except for most of the writing


d57596  No.15985361

>>15984328

>>15984405

By making it a horse cock, I bet.


b890b6  No.15985403

>>15985275

SR3 was the best SR game though


86050a  No.15985446

File: f781574086cd293⋯.jpg (61.73 KB, 588x684, 49:57, cyberfeels.jpg)

>>15983486

What do you mean?

What killed Visceral was EA messing with them and then pushing all responsibility on to Visceral and shutting down the studio as EA so often does.

it still hurts


2a4750  No.15985461

Look it's an unpopular opinion thread


321dec  No.15985639

File: c7134b04e0d0f7f⋯.jpg (228.55 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, SR3 typos.jpg)

>>15985403

I absolutely agree.

SR2 had the best story and setting, but SR3 has the best gameplay. And at the end of the day, gameplay wins every time.


ae379e  No.15985762

>>15985639

>SR3 has the best gameplay

Wut?

Didn't they remove melee and turned it into a one hit kill or some shit.

As far as i know most agree Sr2 was the best one.

Then again, i haven't played Sr3 so i wouldn't know how shit that game is.


3eb331  No.15985852

>>15985242

Dark Souls 2 is a strange one. By all rights, I should hate it, but I actually like it. The world is nonsensical and poorly made, the enemies and bosses are largely unremarkable, the lore and story are poor, the gameplay has some kind of rigidity to it and then you have shit like the annoying enemy placements, shitboxes and ADP. But underneath all the bad, there is a good game in there.


7bab3d  No.15985873

>>15985852

it's one of those games where everything is so perfectly wrong that it works.


c9f204  No.15985878

File: e170c350a519272⋯.jpg (13.48 KB, 369x369, 1:1, e170c350a5192724bdc14c1a8f….jpg)

James Cameron's Avatar: The Game.

I wasted hours playing that shit as a 14 yo


3eb331  No.15985901

>>15985873

This is a good way to describe it. I'd be interested in what the director would do with a proper budget and development cycle, opposed to being bought in to a mess with a year to fix it.


6230d6  No.15985904

if I like it then it's not shitty


fa62ca  No.15986535

Soldier of Fortune: Payback. Bought it for $3 on a whim, and that shit was so bad it was good. The gore system was still respectable and proved very entertaining.


4a5aad  No.15986629

File: 83dd7ad00b7d08b⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15984670

Shadow the Edgehog is pretty good, though.

>>15985110

>>15985222

I hope you faggots know Sonic Chronicles music is shit is because of BioWare. There's so many shit that involves the music of the game that it's so fucking retarded. Firstly, they tried to use the original Sonic 1 and 2 music, but SEGA didn't own that so they got into legal problems, then decided to make some more and, allegedly, one of the employers lost all the music made, meaning they had to rush most of the final music in game. The battle music is only good because it was made by Richard Jacques, so that's why it's better compared to the rest of the game.

The game itself is not that bad, though, but it feels so half assed. It could have been so much more.

>>15985242

>Had so much fun exploring DaS1

>It's environment and story told through scenery

>It looked pretty great as well

>Everything fits, both gameplaywise and storywise

>Including the easy final boss because, well, it was literally Ash

<Decide to play DaS2 right away

>Heard is shit but autists here convince me to play it

>The first thing I notice immediately is how shit the opening cinematic is compared to DaS

>Take my clothes off, hollow state looks like shit compared to the original

>Go to some fairy tale cottage in some fairy tale cottage instead of the goddamn undead asylum

>Everything looks like play-dough

>No connection to the original story

>Environment is plain looking

Outside of a very few gameplay improvements that only work for PvP garbage, the game is overall worse than DaS1. I still haven't gone beyond No Man's Turf because the concept of the map is retarded, not like previous ones were better, but I just don't feel like playing anymore whereas I was always excited to play DaS1.

>>15984710

This. 3 was batshit insane but it was still grounded to a fucked up sense of reality. 4 was literally "you can do anything", and dropping the gang warfare made me feel I wasn't playing Saints Row anymore.

4 had so much potential, though, you are THE GODDAMN PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES, the whole country was your gang territory. Imagine replacing gangs with opposing countries. Imagine world domination. But nope, the world was destroyed at the start of the game and the whole thing is set in virtual reality, which is the equivalent of "It's just a dream!".

Some mechanics and dialogues were ok, I guess, but the whole thing is just missed potential, rehashed from Saints Row 3 without doing much else. SR4 is shit.

>>15985639

I didn't even liked SR2 storyline, it's better than SR1, but still tried hard to be GTA, but luckily it didn't took itself that serious.

>>15985762

The faggots that claim SR2 is better are usually the "mature games for mature gamers" crowd. Not like SR3 and to a worst extent SR4 don't go fucking annoying with their humor, but it's better than 2. As for the gameplay, SR2 still feels too much like GTA.


d4bc57  No.15986662

>>15986629

>Shadow the Edgehog is pretty good, though

Only when compared to modern AAA pozzed blunders. Being able to play as Maria and slap shit for a couple of levels is novel, but otherwise, at least as far as the PS2 version is concerned, the framerate makes the experience with the physics and carrying out missions all the more dreadful. And yeah, I know about the music thing, the game was made by a newbie division at Bioware for handhelds that folded soon after the game was made I think. Stroke of bad luck between STI and Big Red Button. As for SR2, I heard that it stroke a balance between the seriousness of GTA and its own sequels, then there's the aforementioned content downgrade outside of customization like the melee for example and mission design.


0c5ca2  No.15986677

>>15986629

>The faggots that claim SR2 is better are usually the "mature games for mature gamers" crowd.

Did you actually play 2?

>>15985639

They fucked up the physics of the insurance fraud missions in 3 which I can never forgive them for.


43e11b  No.15986684

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15983455

>Dantes inferno

>Visceral

there's the answer to your sequel problem, RIP Visceral made the best damn horror game in years and a decent hack n slash with a really good theme.

not to mention the commercial was pretty memorable as well


4a5aad  No.15986717

>>15986662

>the framerate makes the experience with the physics and carrying out missions all the more dreadful

Although it is a problem, it didn't ruin the game for me and it felt good enough. I used to shit on Shadow and praise SA1 and 2, but after playing them all recently, I can say that either SA1 and 2 aged like milk particularly SA1 or Shadow controls aged like Wine. It's overall better to control shadow than it was with SA1 and 2, specially with the rails no 2 Which I remember acting more like magnets.

>>15986662

>I heard that it stroke a balance between the seriousness of GTA and its own sequels

I personally don't see that balance. Maybe it doesn't take itself as serious as 1, but still wants to be GTA serious. SR2 dropped trying to be completely serious, more so than 2, and I think it was more balanced than 2 in that regard, only "wacky" stuff really comes from DLC. 4 is just shit because it just dropped seriousness completely.

>>15986677

>Did you actually play 2?

Yes, as explained further, SR2 didn't took itself as serious as SR1, at least, but still tried hard to be GTA, which 3 didn't, making 3 better overall.


462dde  No.15986756

File: 322d77cb9f2eb79⋯.jpg (29.3 KB, 256x320, 4:5, kane-and-lynch-dead-men.jpg)

My favorite game series that everyone seems to hate is pic related. I liked the fact that you weren't playing as good people and the game wasn't trying to shove the 'you're a bad person and should feel bad' rhetoric. I will admit that the shooting can be abysmal. The multiplayer is where it really shines though.

>>15984474

The DC missions were the pinnacle of that game. There will never be a moment in modern FPS's so incredible as when you try to take back the white house.


43e11b  No.15986768

>>15986756

>Kane and lynch

first one's story made sense to me, I was completely lost when I played 2. Like wtf happened between them and what happened at the end after they escape?

I liked the found footage idea, seemed interesting at the time


f269e5  No.15986777

>>15984685

Just for the /v/irgins who don't know the facts. Islam is not a separate religion, like Christianity and Hinduism. Islam was born from a jewish effort to retake Palestine, and that is why its archeological foundations are a mash of Judaism and Christianity.

It's an artificial religion concocted to entice disgruntled believers and give them a form of supremacy. And to hammer the notion further: when israelis talk, their version of the american dream is to hold absolute power over slave goys and own their own harem, which is indistinguishable from islam.


d7deae  No.15986838

File: 4bbac0da8b4158f⋯.jpg (148.28 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, product_brutallegend_offse….jpg)

I think Tim is a cunt who should leave ghe industry, but I do have a softspot for this game.


462dde  No.15986841

>>15984685

My complaints with Payday as a whole is that the heists take too long, theres no sense of personal risk if you fail, and killing mobs of enemies as they bumrush you while waiting for a gay ass drill THAT RANDOMLY STOPS AT WILL isn't fun


4a5aad  No.15986903

>>15986838

That's because most of that games comes from Jack Black, not Mr. Shitface. Now, Jack Black is as pozzed as most if not all commiefornia stars, but the guy have a passion for rock like any other person in the world, in a really wacky way.

That being said, Brutal Legend is another big wasted opportunity. The game doesn't even know what it tries to be and you end with this weird RTS hack and slash hybrid.


777be7  No.15986914

File: 2d78be188413a5d⋯.jpg (73.37 KB, 400x500, 4:5, Crash-Team-Racing.jpg)

I know it doesn't hold a candle to mario kart, but I really like this game.


944e02  No.15987027

>>15985311 (checked)

Much of Shaq-fu's reputation comes from the legitimately shitty SNES port. The Genny version is just sort of unremarkable, but still playable.

>>15986914

Anon, you'd be far from the first to argue CTR is better than Mario Kart. At this point many seem to agree that games inspired by Mario Kart (like the Sega All Stars racing games) are better than Mario kart itself.


8a51e2  No.15987126

>>15985873

If by "perfectly wrong" you mean boring, ugly, and shitty gameplay then sure. It's just not good in any way. Maybe you can extract some entertainment from it, but it really is a shitty game, and not shitty in the right ways where it wraps back around to being enjoyable again.


321dec  No.15987285

File: cfff5de5c459969⋯.jpg (259.03 KB, 1041x1012, 1041:1012, sr3-6.jpg)

>>15985762

>Wut?

>Didn't they remove melee and turned it into a one hit kill or some shit.

Not sure where you heard that, but no. Melee was touted pretty heavily with the use of the dildo bat. Also doing bodyslams and stuff on people is fucking awesome. Only thing that they removed is the ability to pick up random objects and use those as weapons, which is a shame.

People might agree that SR2 is the best one, and it is for the stuff I mentioned. From a gameplay standpoint though, SR3 still remains my favorite in that respect. SR2 is a good game, but it plays like a shitty San Andreas mod.

>>15986677

I didn't mind the physics change, since they used a whole new engine for SR3. Insurance Fraud wasn't as fun, but on the other hand, the mayhem stuff was a fucking blast compared to SR2. Apples to oranges.


7bab3d  No.15988512

>>15987126

dark souls 2 is the oblivion of dark souls and it's beautiful.


af9966  No.15988547

>>15984632

>Some of the crusades really were pretty unjustified

Hey sandbeard


1229ee  No.15988548

>>15986914

>Doesn't hold a candle to mario kart

It completely butchers Mario Kart. Gameplay is simply superior, and as far as I know doesn't have that biased gimping no fun allowed from Nintendo.


e57a7e  No.15988786

>>15986629

>>15984710

>>15984468

>>15984377

Saints Row 2> Saints Row = Saints Row 4> Saint's Row 3> not Saint's Row 5.

The 3rd is one of the weakest installment.

Saints Row 2 is on the contender list for best GTA-like with Vice City and Sleeping Dogs for combining near perfect fun and varying gameplay with really strong narration.

Saints Row 3 overall narration is a complete mess that tries and fail to copy Saints Rows 2 without the actual character development and sheer brutality of gang lifestyle the 2 has and switch the "lolsorandom" from the gameplay to the narration which is a big mistake design wise but it's customary for a studio to be completely tone deaf to what makes it's game good.

The 4th is better in the sense that they took the "lolsorandom" from the narration of the 3, cranked it up to 11 and re-introduced WTFesque gameplay to go along with it, making it a parody of itself which somehow kind of works without becoming a cringefest.

The not-5 is a cringefest.


27c82d  No.15988890

File: ff31bcd0085d07c⋯.jpg (51.61 KB, 639x433, 639:433, ciq9mnyrg3x11.jpg)

>>15985100

>pointing out that muzzies weren't the victim in all this makes me a fence rider

And I'm so tired of stupid faggots like you who think we have to take sides whenever someone brings up history. The crusades are over dipshit. There's no side to choose, that's all ancient and modern Christians hardly resemble their earlier counterparts.

As for the Mohammedans, I judge by what they are today, which is murderous barbaric savages incapable of being fully civilized on a nationwide scale. Is that good enough for you or should I start sucking priest cock to prove my loyalty?


dd0fb9  No.15988926

File: bedff127dfa033e⋯.jpg (875.83 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, i wanna fuck mikleo.jpg)

It's a shame this game sucked. I really liked the cast and music though.


8004ce  No.15988928

File: a58cdc5fe304ec4⋯.png (25.76 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Altered Beast_1.png)


64457c  No.15988985

File: b91b7bfd92db5f6⋯.jpg (518.03 KB, 1900x1068, 475:267, Why.jpg)

The story is shit. The characters are shit. The level design is shit. The writing is obnoxious and made me almost hate Nathan Fillion. The PVP maps are symmetrical chokepoint fests where you get niggered by niggers with shotguns. The PVP is also incredibly unbalanced in the worst, most fun killing way. The art style is so generic, Bioware's shit looks interesting in comparison. The grind to get some of the fun weapons in the game is completely JRPG-tier. The game forces you to co-operate with the mouthbreathing retards who actually buy these games if you want to complete some quests. The game also tries to jew you at every single fucking step with DLC within DLC, more paid cosmetics than actual items, cramming the free lootboxes with filler trash so you'd pay out of pocket for the nice shit and every other EA-tier trick out there. Every single thing about this game sucks buffalo shit.

Except the fucking gameplay. The gameplay is actually 10/10 stuff. Using the weapons and abilities feels amazing, the movement is perfect, and the skill ceiling is pretty high. In PVE the game throws huge amounts of enemies at you, and in PVP, nothing compares to the feeling you get when you style on a whole server of redditors with your meme F- tier grenade launcher, while they're all firmly glued to the meta's balls.

This game is everything that is wrong with modern videogames crammed into one. A safe and sterile product, designed by a group of focus testers to achieve maximum market appeal. The game has no right being fun at all, but it just is somehow.

Plus, it was free


942375  No.15989000

File: 5e0ca1d0b10d401⋯.jpg (52.64 KB, 256x330, 128:165, Dark_Souls_Cover_Art.jpg)


e68f2c  No.15989018

File: 07440c0d75461c5⋯.png (172.71 KB, 460x215, 92:43, ClipboardImage.png)

<But muh Rocksteady

<But muh voices

<But muh villains

<But Yahtzee and other reviewers dint like it so I don't either

I like this game because it feels more street level and less cartoony.


c46b18  No.15989130

>>15984724

it's still better than it's predecessor

honestly most of dumbing down meme is autists looking at spread sheets it's all quantity over quality and spoiler is the opposite of that


083e90  No.15989244

File: abc888f73bd092a⋯.jpg (17.26 KB, 400x400, 1:1, WEW LAD.jpg)

>>15988928

>altered Beast

>shit


243442  No.15989254

>>15989018

Aside from the bugs at launch people had, There was nothing wrong with Arkham Origins, besides just getting some more millage out of the Arkham City engine.It's just as good as any of the other Arkham games, and it's actually my favorite one.

Bane and the other villains is a huge part of what made so good, since it wasn't just another game hinging on how great the Joker is, Even though Joker was done really well too, but he was used more sparingly instead of being the main focus of everything. Bane was the real threat and it did so much justice for him, instead of how he was just a lumbering idiot in the other games.


41608f  No.15989962

File: 20001431812237c⋯.jpg (328.77 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, dscu.jpg)

File: 2aa58e31b4f3849⋯.jpg (4.32 KB, 254x198, 127:99, ds2.jpg)

>>15985242

best character builds too

i prefer DeS the most but 2 sotfs was my favourite dark souls


6700ae  No.15989970

File: e4167e0125d1506⋯.jpg (658.48 KB, 1680x1264, 105:79, 1398960116149.jpg)

Im a fan of the god of war mindless hack n slash but for some reason i couldnt get into this one, i felt like the enemies didnt gave a shit about my attacks, had to keep interrupting and restarting my combos from the beginning every time.

That was when it released, maybe now i would appreciate it.


32e21e  No.15989978

I recommend anyone who enjoyed the game read the divine comedy. It will change your outlook on life even if you're not religious.


41608f  No.15989981

File: 0568996b7d5b621⋯.jpg (179.03 KB, 1363x762, 1363:762, Julius_Little_Canonized.jpg)

>>15985639

i much preferred sr1's story and characters, sr2 was top notch though gameplay-wise, 3 was eh


41608f  No.15990003

File: dc19af8be03bd8d⋯.mp4 (5.31 MB, 480x360, 4:3, kaneandlynchtheme.mp4)

File: a4ceaa3c1b8753f⋯.jpg (290.8 KB, 600x888, 25:37, kkkk.jpg)

>>15986756

my man, no chance of a 3rd one is there?

fucking love that series

sage for dp


855693  No.15990007

File: 6d6d45e65acf1e9⋯.png (3.22 MB, 1689x950, 1689:950, INSUFFICIENT LOGISTICS MAN….png)

>>15983455

HOI4. It has some absolutely watered-down and retarded mechanics clearly made to appeal the casual crowd, wich is retarded in itself because what kind of casual would want to play a grand strategy game? Even so, it's one of my guilty pleasures: the fact that I can pull off some incredibly retarded shit has me oddly entertained, the triply retarded AI is able to create some confusingly entertaining moments as well, like multiple countries attempting to stage 6 or 7 coups on a single country in a row, though pic related was one of my highlights.

Organization is tied to infrastructure and the AI consistently refuses to acknowledge this, so it just saturates every single front it can find, even if it's one of your allies, and you get mega fucked which leads to the clusterfuck you see in this image, can't get out because of the low infrastructure, and low organization means you can move fuck-all.


464e34  No.15990011

>>15986768

2 I liked quite a bit, mainly because it was such a bleak game, bleak in gameplay, bleak in story, bleak in tone, bleak in the setting.

The abrupt ending where they just hijack a fucking plane, and it goes about as well as expect, and fly off into the distance is pretty much a kick in the balls after being punched in the got for the previous 3 or 4 hours.

It's a shit game though, I won't deny it, but the fact that it's such a "Fuck you" in it's purest form is something I can appreciate, I would have liked a 3rd game to tie up loose ends.


7bab3d  No.15990035

>>15989962

one of the reasons I like DS2 is that it feels more like DeS than DS.

I only really got to play DeS whenever I was at my friends house since I never had a PS3


2f6d9f  No.15990036

File: 4d460f90d0f712b⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1500x844, 375:211, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f01c5428b019f08⋯.png (2.84 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Enjoy both of these games far more then I should and recognize the faults in both of them and know the popular opinion is to hate them yet I still find both fun to play.


41608f  No.15990051

>>15990035

yeah, i prefer the "level" approach as opposed to a more open system, gave them more leeway with changing environments up a bit more and other shit


464e34  No.15990072

>>15990036

ff15 did nail the "Comfy roadtrip" vibe, up until they drove off the fucking road.


caaff4  No.15990120

File: 457387522dfdd12⋯.png (111.75 KB, 220x337, 220:337, 220px-Call_of_Duty_Modern_….png)

Shame that this game suffered a reverse-Halo3 backlash campaign. Halo 3 was released The Height of Halo mania and was paraded around with overrated praise. Yet for MW3, it had the opposite effect. It was the end of a trilogy, but MW3 was released at the absolute Height of codbashing hatred. So many people had an axe to grind against CoD upon release, they unfairly review bombed it to oblivion with 0/10s.

Is MW3 as good as MW1 or MW2? No. But in hindsight, it's an adequately fun game that got severely underrated far far below than what it actually deserved tbh.


41608f  No.15990156

>>15990120

also introduced one of the best game modes

infected


7bab3d  No.15990507

>>15990156

halo infected is still best infected

I play eldwrito and cartographer just for that shit.


321dec  No.15990551

File: 6e678be29dca97d⋯.jpg (65.26 KB, 320x498, 160:249, incase.jpg)

>>15989962

>that character

>>15989981

I thought SR1 was too samey compared to GTA. Feel like the series finally found its voice with SR2. The story and setting with 3 sucked compared to 2, but it played miles better.


5b7b32  No.15990571

File: 15bd8e1ff38ba7b⋯.jpg (15.63 KB, 307x380, 307:380, 1202426-creed.jpg)

its a lot better then any of the later ones, I really like the tone it sets, I like the main character hes a breath of fresh air, I like most of the other characters

I like that there was a stealth game with chase mechanics

I liked that there was a stealth game with eavesdropping mechanics

and pickpocketing mechanics

and hell there were mechanics for intimidation and bribery

I like how its all reasonable shit with no complicated magic and then this guy has fucking magic at the end like wew

the end result wasnt a good game I dont think, but I liked so many things about it anyway

the sequels threw it all away


5f3f94  No.15990772

I recently played Dante's Inferno for the first time, after reading Dante's Inferno, and it's sadly a god of war clone which wasted the potential of a pretty cool setting. Besides the "MUH EVIL CRUSADERS", it seems like they just read the wikipedia entry of Inferno and called it a day. It's pretty lazy, the last circles are fucking arenas, the enemies are reskinned and hold no thematic or mechanical connection to their circle, and finally how the fuck can you absolve and condemn souls in hell? For some reason they decided to shoe horn a morality system, so that you can condemn souls in hell to, super hell? By the same token you can absolve the souls of the evil who landed in hell, superseding divine authority, which is pretty fucking heretical.

It's wasted potential gameplay wise since they've forced in shit that makes the game worse and couldn't finish the last third of the levels, and setting wise because they either don't care about the christian depiction or the source book, or worse, and more probable, there was high amount of fedora tipping involved.


64dbae  No.15990786

File: 54d681d552f3029⋯.jpg (177.58 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mirage.jpg)


02de61  No.15990799

>>15984779

Invisible War was ten times as good as Human Devolution.


f17f5b  No.15990815

>>15990772

>after reading Dante's Inferno

stop


02de61  No.15990843

File: e2d7a3572b64c6b⋯.jpg (583.92 KB, 1239x1500, 413:500, hb_21.36.133.jpg)

>>15990815

What's wrong with reading the first part of the divine comedy? Bookz nut allowed?


d5db2a  No.15990867

>>15990843

bookz r g4y

like comment and subscribe for more epic replies


faa6d1  No.15990957

File: f8db3b1d3bcced5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 116.37 KB, 720x1080, 2:3, todds masterpiece.png)

It's a colossal shame that such a comfy world and interesting lore got wasted on… this.

>>15984474

Holy shit anon, you have some absolutely good taste.


7e7d8d  No.15990975

File: 879fd0f84bb07d2⋯.png (1.27 MB, 870x1014, 145:169, Walter_Sullivan.png)

Silent Hill 4 is my favourite Silent Hill game and Walter is the best SH villain imo


3ed439  No.15990989

File: 767c2d0374cc7dd⋯.png (18.84 KB, 215x299, 215:299, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15984670

Sonic Man is legit the best Sonic character to come out since the Rabbit that you Cream in. I'm guessing the developers put it in as a stab at movie based on games.

>>15985311

Fun fact Shaq Fu has less input lag than some modern fighting vidya.

>>15986914

This has gotta be bait of the highest kind. The remake will probably be worse than nu-Mario Kart, which by the way peaked at Super Circuit and Double Dash, with Wii being being okay and being elevated only by the physics manipulations and the custom tracks.

Anyhow, my pick.


7a181d  No.15991052

>>15990957

I unironically enjoy Skyrim as a camping simulator, if chiefly because I don't really know any title where you can or mod in this kind of stuff.

Though I guess there is bound to be an actual camping simulator with ultra-autistic love to every little detail, kinda like with the submarine simulators.


faa6d1  No.15991086

File: e1c0f24b3c7582d⋯.png (280.46 KB, 507x487, 507:487, 99% happiness.png)

>>15991052

>Hunger, disease, cold, etc

>Walk from town to town, taking in the sights and the sounds

>Finish off each journey with a comfy stay in the closest inn, and listen to some music


438fea  No.15991124

File: 44d4e65b96f6dc9⋯.jpg (365.76 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190109162641_1.jpg)

File: 1fcc07bc99327b7⋯.jpg (691.81 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190108204916_1.jpg)

File: b43a6797f4a04b9⋯.jpg (172.55 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190109182304_1.jpg)

File: a5ecf96082f3004⋯.jpg (231 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190109182411_1.jpg)

File: bd5ca88587c2540⋯.jpg (702.33 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190109172056_1.jpg)

>>15991052

>>15991086

It's not a good game really, but Hunter: Call of the Wild has huge comfy maps, I think there are 5 10kmx10km regions around the world. There are no human NPC's, and you have to explore to unlock new campsites (they're small cabins) OR you can lug your own tent around. Doesn't have hunger or cold weather mechanics, though. SLOOOW progression. Guns feel shockingly good, especially the revolvers, which is a shame because you hardly get to use them. I play it purely for the comfy feels. Also has multiplayer, but I've never touched it so I have no idea how that would work.


b41d58  No.15991125

>>15986777

Lucky trips of truth. Only the most intelectually degenerate of each ethnicity falls for the Islam meme, which explains its rise in places like Indonesia, Malaysia, Egypt and a significant portion of the niggerlands. If you look at the fundamental teachings and the actual speeches by their imams, not to mention the religious practices of its adherents, you'll realize it's basically the most Jewish religion outside of actual Judaism. Its core mindset is even more Jewish than Christianity.


c7a040  No.15991155

>>15991124

Damn I remember last year, there was a thread about an old shitty hunting simulator with MP and some of us played it for several days in different maps on private servers. It was fun. I'd gladly do it again on a better looking game.


64457c  No.15991160

>>15991155

>Deer Hunter 2005

>shitty

How can one man be so wrong?


8ac3d4  No.15991191

>>15991124

MP is just the map but without the SP missions. You just hunt. There's also a challenge system in which the host can select one of a bunch of challenges like "be the first to get a heart shot" or "be the first to down an animal from over 200 meters". The reward for winning this is just the pride of winning.

You can still unlock cabins and hunting stands and the hunt club beta thing also still works.

Aside from the pointlessness it's actually really comfy. You don't have to stick with your buddies, but it's nice. And the sound design really shines, it's really neat to hear someone else's shots echoing from a kilometer away.

Of course if you stick around your friends, be prepared for them to just chase off all the wildlife before you can get a shot in.


7a181d  No.15991193

File: 9c7d32c62a033a2⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1024x738, 512:369, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15991124

For me, the big part of the attraction is the ability to carry your home with you. Set up the tent, light a fire, put the kettle on said fire, and so forth.

As a matter of fact, it wouldn't even have to be proper camping. Any game which gives you a semi-mobile base of operations which you can pack out and then pack in again when you want to move on to the nearest location is comfy to me. The ability of Terrans in Starcraft to lift off most of their production buildings and move to a new site when you (for instance) had harvested all minerals in your main base just feels really nice, to take one example. Or the semi-mobile Night Elf ancient in Warcraft 3.


41608f  No.15991391

>>15990989

never understood the for 2008, i never played the wii version, was that different


9f1756  No.15991560

File: dcfcc97ee13f195⋯.png (528.77 KB, 800x425, 32:17, drakengard.png)

File: e7a1ed693497555⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1703x1080, 1703:1080, fun_times.png)

File: 8842632cf2c05b2⋯.jpg (61.61 KB, 452x642, 226:321, sweet crispy fuck.jpg)

The entire Drakengard/DoD franchise.


5f3f94  No.15991567

>>15991560

I never got why Cain is supposed to be SO evil. I get he may be too angry against the empire, but otherwise he is just killing his enemies. Is Yoko Toro Tredeau? If Cain kills his enemies they win?


64457c  No.15991586

>>15991567

He fucking kills EVERYTHING. Kids, rape elves, bald men, dragons, airships, possibly his ex-best-friend, millions of generic soldiers, his own sister on accident in ending E.


8dd332  No.15991587

File: 5b7b18e3aa60102⋯.jpg (118.53 KB, 1397x1178, 1397:1178, Dandolo might be upset.jpg)

>>15984682

>The only crusade that was unjustified was the detours they took several times to sack parts of the Byantine Empire

begone byzaboo


a29c05  No.15991600

>>15991586

You forgot the part when he comes to Earth fights a big white naked girl made of Satan salt. Kills that. Gets himself and his dragon wife killed by jetfighters. Satan salt girl crumbles to dust. Kills every human on Earth. Thousands of years later local replicant ruins everything.

Caim just breathes and shit dies.


5f3f94  No.15991613

>>15991586

Again, he kills his enemies, i don't remember what happened with his sister, but his ex best friend went completely crazy by the end. In any case, if given the chance you would tell me you wouldn't kill millions of nogs?


4a5aad  No.15991621

>>15989254

>Even though Joker was done really well too, but he was used more sparingly instead of being the main focus of everything

Mate, the end game is basically how Batman and the joker becomes the hero/villain equivalent of lovers I absolutely love that sequence where Batman punch the Joker senseless for everything that happened that nightAnd in the end, it was entirely his fault, everything that happened, I mean

>Instead of how he was a lumbering idiot in the other games

In the other games Bane was kind of a sympathetic villain in some aspect, but it's also to note that his addiction to venom fucked his brilliant brain.


37685d  No.15991655

File: e7c6b93672ee7f6⋯.png (220.37 KB, 317x466, 317:466, OP is a faggot.png)

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS THREAD


243442  No.15991671

>>15991621

>Mate, the end game is basically how Batman and the joker becomes the hero/villain equivalent of lovers

I get that but it still feels like Joker wasn't the "Main" villain Bane was just as much of big bad as Joker was, when the other games Joke always feels like he's the most important one.

Like in Arkham City Hugo Strange is meant to be the big bad, but then you deal with him and then Joker just stills the whole spotlight from the rest of the game, after the game ends it's easy to just up and forget about Hugo Strange, due to what happens with Joker.

>In the other games Bane was kind of a sympathetic villain in some aspect

Bane is completely on the sidelines, aside from him being used to make Titan you can remove him entirely for the games and nothing changes.

>but it's also to note that his addiction to venom fucked his brilliant brain.

That justifies the character change yes, but Origins is still the better Bane, it's not even a contest.


a00c8a  No.15992832

File: 1219bdb31917b99⋯.jpg (129.5 KB, 892x840, 223:210, pepe_old.jpg)

>>15985878

You have to be 18 to po…

Oh.


2928e1  No.15992867

>>15990843

There is a version of that book filled with illustrations like that. A friend has it and it looks like an awesome relic of the past.

Wish I could find a newer edition of it with the same illustrations.


438fea  No.15992910

File: de4ea9460140592⋯.png (2.86 KB, 107x71, 107:71, ClipboardImage.png)


ae1b7b  No.15992926

remember when anon's used to always complain about unpopular opinions thread?

>>15991655

>>15985461

too late

>opinion


8f38ee  No.15992942

>>15992910

Wasn't there a sequel in the works?


594811  No.15992955

>>15984468

>Ubisoft towers

>good

no


a00c8a  No.15992963

File: 5494cb5ad0ab28a⋯.jpg (74.44 KB, 510x755, 102:151, alita_battle_angel.jpg)

>>15992942

Maybe, but we're getting Animu Bugeyes first


438fea  No.15993041

File: 5d649cb0b527727⋯.png (378.25 KB, 663x571, 663:571, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15992942

2020.

That first film was so dumb. There are too many reasons as to why, and every thinking person can already imagine several plot-breaking factors.


ce5aee  No.15993061

>>15993041

>several plot-breaking factors

I don't remember it being a broken plot as much as HD 4K Ultra Hi-Def Ferngully. Sure somethings were dumb, but nothing strikes me as outstandingly a plot problem rather than a setting/exposition problem.


0716ee  No.15993072

>>15993041

I remember being enthralled by the effects. I tried to watch it again like last year, but it was just terrible and I had to stop.


8f0525  No.15993086

>>15985242

God I hate this pile of shit. Almost as much as I hate myself for putting over 300 hours into it.


696ef5  No.15993118

File: 0f1eb4655012cfa⋯.jpg (166.68 KB, 800x600, 4:3, proxy.duckduckgo.jpg)

I come back and play this every year or so and have a blast with it, even though you almost always end up building the same city every time. I wouldn't say it's terrible but it's rather linear in your building choices as there's clearly superior and inferior options with the choices you're given.


0c9be8  No.15993919

>>15983455

You Are Empty is one of my all time favorite games and I've beaten it six times. I've never met a soul that's liked it of the whopping three people I know who've actually played it.


d87a33  No.15993937

>>15988547

>>15984682

>ahaha fuck mudslimes amirite

Even if you think all muslimes are subhuman savages who deserved to be purged regardless of pretense, not all of the Crusades were justified, see pic related

>>15984685

>While I agree that they had a great deal of backroom politics, calling the crusaders greedy asshats is a bit disingenuous.

No, I don't think so. Again, not saying all the crusades were unjusfied, many were, in fact, very justified, but there was also plenty that weren't. And even for the justified ones you have various forces sacking and pillaging shit for their own benefit to absurd degrees.

The image you posted is also shit because it's taking examples of Islamic insitigated battles across a wide variety of campaigns and time ranges (over 1000 years, in fact) with a variety of different geopolitical, religious, and other motivations and facts influencing it, wheras the Crusade part is, well, just looking at the crusades; not all Christian/european conquests;, and not even all the crusades: it excludes, for example, the Albigensian Crusade which resulted in the killing of 200,000 to a million Carhars (a form of christian agnosticism) in france, etc

This is the problem I have with shit like this: People are grouping together a whole bunch of only tangentially related conflicts and campaigns with a wide range of factors that went into them and then acting as if they were all a singular event with a singular motivation when it serves their interests to, and then not doing so when that serves their interests.

I don't have skin in this game, I don't particularly care if the christcucks or mudslimes were worse, I just want people to be intellectually honest about what they are saying; which, I know, is asking for too much on /v/.


d87a33  No.15993940

File: da81ab309f38008⋯.jpg (471.69 KB, 1136x1499, 1136:1499, crusades reality.jpg)

>>15993937

whoops forgot my image


26bbc3  No.15994011

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15993940

>>15993937

>Muh evil crusades

Yeah I don't buy that new age current year narrative. The Crusades were a direct result of the expansion of Islam. If we didn't win the Battle of Vienna we would all be bowing down on a carpet praying to a false pagan moon god. Islam is nothing more than a religion of conquest while Christianity was a positive influence for Europe despite it's dark times that new age faggots love to attack and dwell on.


d7964d  No.15994156

>>15994011

The idea that the crusades were primarily against muds is the new age current year narrative. Read a fucking book nigger, the crusades were almost entirely against Pagan Europeans.


27c82d  No.15994226

>>15994156

>were almost entirely against pagan europeans

Citation fucking needed. Most of Western Europe was Christian by the time the First Crusade started. Unless you're considering Jews as Pagan now.


aae89e  No.15994255

File: e971e56b3a32495⋯.png (357.93 KB, 800x600, 4:3, dylan.png)

>>15994011

>>15994156

>>15994226

second anon is reaching the truth but to say they were 'almost entirely against pagan europeans' is a gross exaggeration. even the crusades that ostensibly targeted islam managed to bring pretty substantial violence to nonwestern christians in a way that was totally contrary to their goals regardless of whether or not you consider it justified. hell they even massacred every single person in jerusalem at the end of the first crusade including the resident christians, probably because they didnt realize that there was a remaining christian of note still left. they weren't complete fuckups, but they also weren't utter successes, and most crusades failed to maintain their longterm goals in the holy land. crusades against pagan euros is practically a separate discussion.

the history of the crusades is too complicated to be done justice through arguments on 8chan


76583e  No.15994260

>>15994011

>pagan moon god

dont insult paganism like that, otherwise agreed. muslims are saturn worshipers just like the jews and most modern american christians.


76583e  No.15994267

>>15991587

hes right though, whether you agree with orthodoxy or not, sacking the byazantium empire is what led to their weakening and eventual conquest by muslims. it opened a power vacuum that allowed the muslims to step in. it was a lose for both the east and the west, only the muslims win when christians slaughter each other for money.


464e34  No.15994272

File: 3dd44ac12a4fd1e⋯.png (476.4 KB, 649x453, 649:453, borb.png)

>>15993940

>Muh Christcucks

Larping Pagans, and Fedora tipping faggots do themselves a huge disservice by doing this shit, mainly because, they were cucked, by those they call cucks. Is that some kind of ultimate cucking? Are you a bigger cuck by being cucked by cucks?

Experience tells me "Yes"


7be0fb  No.15994282

>>15994156

>the crusades were almost entirely against Pagan Europeans

There was only the crusade in Lithuania against pagans, the rest were against Muslims in Spain and the Middle East.


7be0fb  No.15994286

>>15985878

Dances with Wolves in Space had a game?


464e34  No.15994298

File: 3b9760db216e090⋯.jpg (314.86 KB, 1093x1363, 1093:1363, imagepppp.jpg)

>>15994282

There were several "Crusades" most of the admittedly Chinese-made-faux crusades after the 3rd or the 4th.

They were sequels to the movie nobody asked for, and honestly, the further they got from the first crusade, the more politically motivated and secular they became. This in a and of

itself is gross oversimplification though.

Though honestly, popular media tends to speak more of the 1st and 2nd crusades, and that's what even I assume people are talking about when they're saying muslims dindunuffin.


a6919a  No.15994744

>>15992963

Hope it's not shit, Alita deserves good


69e027  No.15994793

>anti-christian drivel

>muh poor middle ages al qaeda

You shouldn't play propaganda games of any kind. Learn the pleasure of taking the hard work of communists and throw it in the trash can.


3ed439  No.15994812

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>>15991391

I'm glad you asked. Pro Evolution Soccer and PES Wii are two completely different games.

If I could put it into words, while the former is an arcade sportsim, the latter is a sport RTS. It's weird, but basically instead of controlling just an individual player, you're in charge of managing in real time your entire squad on the pitch. You do so by drawing arrows (to make players initiate a run), pointing the remote and clicking on opponents (to get them marked, man marked or double marked) and shaking the controllers (to either shoot, tackle or try for an offside-trap). Seems hard to comprehend, but it's really intuitive and engaging, since you're not just passing the ball to your most op players but actually coming up with strategies that a coach would be able to teach to their players. The gameplay is so fucking fresh compared to the usual sportsim and you have a much better way of coordinating your own team, so goals feel less like a technical achievement and more like the buildup of a good strategy or improv.

The game modes are also super fucking fun, I don't use the term "oldschool" a lot but this game really feels like one of those from the gap-years between games having very few game options but fully exploring them and giving you tons of features to play around with and bloated, obnoxious feature creeps that are just there because they're popular. You can play a tournament mode if you're a boring completitionist but the main meat of the game comes from the replacement for the Master League (for sportsball sim illiterates that's basically a fantasy football campaign mode). Pes Wii has Champions' Road, which is a mix between Megaman Soccer, an RPG, gachashit but without money and those old Virtua Strikers like games where you take on the whole world and then some. Basically, you start the game with a lackluster squad that you can customize by picking up a starting city and kit colors/stripes/emblems from presets, but instead of playing for a particular league you're actually competing on mini-tournaments with teams of similar skill levels from different regions of the world i.e. mediterranean tourneys with teams from Italy, Spain and Turkey, a Northern tourney with British and Scandinavian ones etc. - once you play a team (with modifiers based on the results) you get to:

-level up your players, that is, giving them skill cards that either modify their stats or give them special abilities and

-pick from a deck of cards one of the players from the enemy team, so that he will join your own (there's no in-game currency)

So basically instead of just training your best players, the main objective of the CR is to manage your current and new squad, changing lineups to fit the better players and choosing who gets to leave and gets to stay and what their specialties will be. It's also a super fucking comfy mode, you get to manage your own sportsball resort and build new buildings to improve stats, scouting capabilities, BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING SPACE SHUTTLE AND A TIME MACHINE TO PLAY AGAINST THE BEST FROM TIME AND SPACE and all other fun things like that.

There's TONS of modes and features, including bigheads (+half a star on any review for a game that has that), Mii modes (lets you use Eggman and Hitler miis as players, you can even train one to add to your CR squad), benuldies shootouts, you name them. And the MUSIC! God damn it's when Konami was still good at making synth shit, it's not super varied but it stuck with me so damn much, sound design is fantastic in this game and I have ripped the ost on all the versions I bothered to get back in the day.


3ed439  No.15994814

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>>15991391

Now that being said, it's still a shitty game and for a few reasons:

>Defending is really AI dependent, sometimes they're walls sometimes they're turnstiles, they kinda fixed it in the next installments but 08 will always feel like the way the game was intended to be played - also they added a controller option which kind of makes the point of the game moot

>You can't modify players, only their names or teams, which is a shame since that's the best part of most PES games, the customization

>Multiplayer is a hit and a miss, because on the one hand the game is super fun but on the other you can always see what your opponent is going to do before he actually does, which would leave wifi as the main multi mode, but the connections were always awful and most people played too conservatively

>I can't hit Headers for the life of me, I think there's some sort of timing related to stats but they're so vague about it you don't really get a feel for it, usually it's best to chip it in or shoot from the distance

>The graphics are atrocious, for a game that came out on the Wii it looks somehow even worse than the melting PS2 player models, the grass is also hypnotic sometimes and will make you barf

But if you can get past these, it's probably the best shitty game I've ever played. Definitely worth checking out to experience sportsball without having to be either a spreadsheet sim or a MUH PACE FEEFAH EASPORTZ exclusive.


aadb14  No.15994816

>>15983566

Damn he looks like that comedian

Phil McIntosh? something like that


d08192  No.15994858

File: 33b14b8737aecce⋯.jpg (501.04 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 20160228113834_d8993543.jpg)

File: cec5ce761870829⋯.jpg (88.72 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1712_557d51506f676.jpg)

I have an autistic fixation with looking around details on first person mode, specially on old games, which, combined with my love for Resident Evil has made Resident Evil Survivor one of my favourite games I always want to replay. As a stand alone is short, mediocre, has a retarded story and it's a asset flip from RE2

And I love it. I love staring at RE2 BOWs models in first person, love how janky it looks and feels, and I just find it cozy as all fuck


fdb21f  No.15994865

File: f4ada1edba46aea⋯.jpg (1.18 MB, 1000x1413, 1000:1413, magicka1.jpg)

Magicka. Its devs suck miles of cock at the speed of sound and some practically the whole map sprouts memes and references left and right, but GOD DAMN is the gameplay good and satisfying. My and my best friend have 200+ hours each in it and are able to complete the game in mere hours, while blasting everything around us to smithereens with the most gratifying lightning spell every created.


3ed439  No.15995097

>>15994865

More games need to have enchanted weapons. More games also need a Crash To Desktop feature.


322764  No.15995106

>>15994865

Did you ever play shortly after the game came out when healing mines still had knockback? You could do like super arcane healing mines that would knock your friends ALL the way across the entire level. Shit was funny as fuck.


3c4362  No.15995110

File: bfc175dcfb96da3⋯.jpg (11.66 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

Hunt Down The Freeman was GOTY last year and is a perfect reflection of the gayming industry.


95dd36  No.15995207

>>15994865

Magicka was great until they did the major re-balancing update that ruined so much of the cool, OP stuff. I want to be able to trap myself in a rock for protection again.


fdb21f  No.15995874

>>15995097

That magick was amazing.

>>15995106

>>15995207

Yeah, but the current game is still fun as fuck though. I still would've liked the embrace by the devs of the bustedness of the game.


faa6d1  No.16005268

File: 58ba2bef3b0ab20⋯.png (63.88 KB, 180x180, 1:1, disgusted spyro.png)

>>15990120

>MW3

>With its dogshit maps, floaty animations, point streaks to reward retards, worse graphics and aesthetics than MW2, awful gun sounds, etc.

>Fun

I was given it for free and I still feel scammed.


082422  No.16005293

File: 9c2dfdea64d900f⋯.png (3.42 MB, 1919x940, 1919:940, map.png)

>>15983455

I've got 11k hours in RS3 and 4k hours in OSRS. Gielinor is like a second home to me.


cfaceb  No.16005495

>>15994812

what the fuck man you're convincing me to pick this up


faa6d1  No.16006175

File: fb239a4aa52c66c⋯.png (126.04 KB, 309x313, 309:313, disgusted alex jones.png)

File: 07a7baa30158b7e⋯.jpg (24.97 KB, 663x382, 663:382, inconceivable disgust.jpg)

File: a9f8c54735487fc⋯.jpg (63.25 KB, 500x473, 500:473, absolutely disgusting 2.jpg)

File: bf1292fdad68bbb⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 255x191, 255:191, Andre the giant says no.gif)

File: f50c3b8da77aba2⋯.jpg (114.09 KB, 1273x922, 1273:922, tom cat disgust.jpg)

>>16005293

But why? How could you put yourself through that?


321dec  No.16006188

File: eb05e6e5409172b⋯.jpg (889.07 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, SR3.jpg)

>>15988786

You must've forgotten that you're in a "shit games" thread, champ. Nobody's going to argue that SR3 is a shit game, especially compared to SR2.

It just happens to be my favorite shit game.


243442  No.16006478

File: 08668103aa4990d⋯.webm (910.01 KB, 640x360, 16:9, saints row sold out.webm)

>>16006188

I actually really enjoyed Saint Row 3, 4, and Gat out of Hell, it's just that you can't deny that they were made just to cash in on the series while the money train was still rolling.

I mean SR3 straight up tells you it's a shallow product


3a103a  No.16008521

>>15990120

It was at least better than MW 2.


bff734  No.16008562

File: ef20820fdc29f67⋯.jpg (44.46 KB, 625x352, 625:352, Peter-Molyneux-3.jpg)

>>15993940

Jewish education is truly a marvelous thing to behold in action.


082422  No.16008953

File: c5fb18303a3c14b⋯.jpg (27.92 KB, 167x508, 167:508, c5fb18303a3c14b96920a0e10b….jpg)

>>16006175

The people are 80% of the draw, the rest is an almost even smattering of nostalgia and actual enjoyment. Being able to hop on my PC and log into a world where people knew my name enjoyed my company on some level was more fun than any of the quests, skills, or bosses. I just wanted a human connection and I got that from Runescape. I've been playing for just over 10 years and most of the people I knew for so long have either started families and stopped playing or died so even that wondrous feeling of having someone being there for me is slowly fading with time.


9eca29  No.16008956

Test


faa6d1  No.16009218

File: 3ec01c8374aec47⋯.png (107.66 KB, 1248x1504, 39:47, f2p feels.png)

>>16008953

What nostalgia could you get from RS3's shitty WoW graphics and microtransactions? Or OSRS's power creep and RS3 content reskins? Face it anon, we've both wasted enough of our time in Gielenor, and it's clear that we shouldn't be there anymore. It's time to move on.

>Being able to hop on my PC and log into a world where people knew my name enjoyed my company on some level was more fun than any of the quests, skills, or bosses.

Hold me, anon.


93a15b  No.16009399

File: dca40e6db757c8d⋯.png (199.16 KB, 800x590, 80:59, 8.png)

>>15993937

Every single act of war the white man wages against any non-white race, is justified, you fucking weak faggot. There is no such thing as "justified war". If the white man decides to genocide a group of people then he will just go and do it, no need to justify his actions to anyone.

Humans evolve through conflict, war is natural and faggots who oppose war are the weak ones who know they can't win.


322383  No.16009414

>>15988985

I co-oped through that. Good fun. Gunplay feels good, and the visuals are a feast.


322383  No.16009427

>>15990571

I agree with this. There was a good atmosphere, and the potential for the series got my imagination racing. Then the second game came out. It was the same, just ever so slightly less clunky, a better main character, more to do, but lacking as open a world. And two more came out (that I skipped) that were exactly like the second, and I haven't paid attention since. Sad, because the first was genuinely original. Now the series has been a joke for a decade.


322383  No.16009442

>>15992832

What an awful feeling.


322383  No.16009460

File: e00230407ff93e0⋯.jpg (54.53 KB, 500x500, 1:1, rad.jpg)

>>16009399

I like you.

My favorite shitty game is RAD.Goddamn, I wish it was as popular as EDF. I could not stop laughing the first time played it. Just the controls are hilarious to me, though actually quite good at simulating a giant robot on a controller. The most fun is battling a buddy in VS splitscreen. My asshole friend would always park his character way out of the way, and looking at nothing, then use my half of the screen to see his robot and attack my character. Fucking faggot. Endless laughs.


7a7503  No.16014834

File: 3964e4761f434e3⋯.png (800.28 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, doubtzuma.png)

>>15988786

>Saints Row 2

>Narration

>actual character development and sheer brutality of gang lifestyle

I realize that I'm replying to your post a full week after it was made, but I'm gonna have to ask you to pump the brakes right there, anon.

I won't challenge your assertion that SR2 is better than 3; 2 just feels like it has more to do, and it definitely feels like a lot of smoothness and freedom got lost in translation after they gave 3 a coat of polish, although 3 has better mission designs and both games often have you doing missions like drug dealer where you are forced to rely on monumentally retarded AI for survival. You'd think they would have smoothed that out.

But if you're telling me that your beef with SR3 is that they "made the narration a complete mess" by abandoning the "REPREZENT YO HOOD, NIGGA" gangbanger cliche, then congratulations, you're defending one of the most shallow examples of one of the worst cultural fads of the 2000's. SR2's story is pure cringe from start to finish. Fuck, WHAT IS the story, even? "Rally your gang of annoying, two dimensional characters Pierce did nothing wrong, take down three horrendously stereotypical rival gangs, then finally confront the BIG BAD CORPORATE WHITE DUDE"? Fucking riveting.

Admit it, the Saints Row series was born out of nothing more than the urge to piggyback off the success of San Andreas that fetishized inner-city gang culture and aggressively marketed it to suburban kids who wouldn't have lasted five minutes in a real gang, much less understand what "the sheer brutality of gang lifestyle" is really about. Have you ever lived in South Chicago, anon? How about South LA? Detroit? Flint? Minneapolis? I haven't, and I can't tell you how fucking grateful I am for that fact, but I'm sure as shit not beholden to the delusion that fucking SAINTS ROW, of all things, is some kind of accurate depiction of American gang culture. If you've actually experienced gang culture first hand and survived, I'll concede and even offer you my sympathy, otherwise I do take quite an issue with your assertion that SR3's story going full Adult Swim circa 2012 somehow ruined a story that had no right to take itself seriously in the first place.

Replacing the not-Yakuza and "LOL, VOODOO" gangs with gun-toting luchadores wasn't some kind of betrayal of the series; it was the result of the series finally being honest with itself.


b9cb29  No.16015081

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>>16014834

>Admit it, the Saints Row series was born out of nothing more than the urge to piggyback off the success of San Andreas

Not to undermine your post, but Saints Row was actually in development before San Andreas came out. The Saints were originally gonna wear green but they changed it to purple once SA was revealed.


3566be  No.16015724

File: 71f8ec5c730ce2f⋯.jpg (17.81 KB, 220x311, 220:311, 220px-Killzonecoverart.jpg)

Zero enemy variety. Halfbaked story and setting and unlikable characters. So many fog and blur effects covering up levels with no detail at all. Terrible framerate. Terrible sound design. Low replayability. PS2 online was an absolute joke (except hardware: online arena, which actually worked and had more than ten people playing)

But I really like shooting all of the cool guns in it. Never played the sequels because

>lol owning a PS3 or 4

But they were probably better.


d6dc0d  No.16016464

File: 599523a607114b9⋯.png (122.14 KB, 255x354, 85:118, Diablo_III_cover.png)

Shit story that ruins entire Diablo franchise. (((Real money auction house))) at launch. Did you like that great music in Diablo and Diablo 2? Yeah that's gone. Literal unicorns and teddy bears. Retarded references to shit from other (((Blizzard))) games. I still play with friends because it's fun to click monster and watch numbers go up.


d4bc57  No.16016504

>>16016464

Didn't the console versions lack the always online requirement the PC one had at launch and had some fixes on top of it?


30e3e8  No.16016962

Metroid Prime Hunters. Only Metriod game i've ever played, but holy fuck was it fun. I still have it lying around somewhere in my room. I would play against the bots in offline matches all the time, whenever i was bored. Last time i played it was about a month ago before i lost it, along with 3 other games for my DSI XL. I also beat the story to like 80% something percent completion, only missing some data logs and other collectibles. Who else here plays as Trace in multiplayer? I'm a fucking god playing as him, with his Imperialist laser sniper.


3a5727  No.16016993

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>>16015724

killzone 2 is better but has a joke of a framerate and weird input lag. 3 is better and a much snappier game. mercenary is the first truly good killzone and a truly great shooter. If you like the weapons just look up animations for the KZ2 guns, they are neat I guess.


76c881  No.16017017

>>15983566

typical fag not posting the title

lord of the dance?

legends of the dark

league of triple dumps

languishing over the depths

long old tired donkey


76c881  No.16017028

>>15993937

>poster is from the age of sjw brainwashing in school, unquestioningly believes everything he was taught

EVIL CRUSADERS!! They invaded poor islamic countries that had always been islamic and had never done anything to anyone! Christianity came from france, and didn't originate anywhere else. Disgusting, evil crusaders!

>said the jew that made the school syllabus from 1995 onwards.


86e782  No.16017037

File: 592a738b62b2734⋯.jpg (84.92 KB, 400x566, 200:283, Game Warriors Games 0524.jpg)

had more fun playing this than dantes inferno. also it was .99 cents


d29a31  No.16017045

>>16017017

Land of the Dead


76c881  No.16017121

>>16017045

gratitude


f7c73c  No.16017196

File: 9450aa8763cb6cf⋯.webm (4.14 MB, 900x572, 225:143, european texture.webm)

File: 6321bf3a09ca2e2⋯.webm (396.23 KB, 480x360, 4:3, CarrieCorrupted.webm)

I'm a massive Castlevania fag and have almost every western released game in the series. Out of all them I like the LOS and 64 entries the most

LOS so much so I actually wrote a fixed version of the second game


7a7503  No.16017680

>>16015081

Ah, well that's egg on my face, I guess. Thanks for pointing that out, anon. But hopefully it doesn't take away from my point that SR2 and 3 had more or less equally retarded storylines for different reasons.


a0fc1c  No.16017699

File: 7e543cfcb780014⋯.jpg (203.75 KB, 704x1000, 88:125, Duke-Nukem-Forever_X360_US….jpg)

Not nearly as bad as people made it out to be.


4e45d5  No.16017711

>>16017699

The level design suffers from being touched by too many developers, and the weapon carry limit was a pointless Halo imitation, but everything about it plays just like a 3D Duke game. It's as though everyone forgot what 90s culture was actually like.


9b7878  No.16017724

>>15992942

It's still on the works.

>>15993072

The effects are one of the few good things about that movie.

>>16009399

Does that mean Hitler deserved to lose since Germany wasn't strong enough to beat the USSR?


9e5b97  No.16017729

>>16017699

It's a dull slog at best.


d29a31  No.16017775

>>16017699

Your dubs ain't bad either.

I can count on one hand the number of worthwhile FPS games released since Duke Nukem Forever came out, and maybe one essential.


e53f9f  No.16018536

>>15991124

I'm currently stalking through the Taiga map while listening to podcasts, it's oh so close to comfy, I just wish I could build a cabin and furnish it while wearing muh animal skins, maybe catch some local radio in the watchtowers or accidentally start a forest fire.


243442  No.16018538

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16017699

>>16017711

It isn't a god awful game, I enjoyed my time with it, but pretty much all the versions from previous engines looked like they would have been majorly better games.

It's as if they took a look at all of the check list for all the things the general populace know about Duke, an made sure they were all there in a game that is a rather generic FPS from that time, like you could have put Duke's one liners and things like the Ego system and mini games, and shoved them in the Turok Reboot, and called that DNF and you pretty much would have the exact same product in terms of quality.

The guys who made the Shadow Warrior reboot made a way better Game that takes the right inspiration from what the build engine games were, too bad they fell for the Loot, Gear, and procedural generation meme with the second game, since the core game play was actually better, but not having actual level design really made it not as good as the first one.


89daef  No.16018544

>>16017196

Carrie a cute


d6dc0d  No.16021026

>>16016504

As far as I know, yes. I never played it on console because I play PC games on PC. Over time, they've added a lot to the game and changed a lot so you have to give them credit for that. It's better than it was.


29b309  No.16021711

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15994286

Yeah… multiple ones, in fact.


3698e4  No.16021969

File: daa9f5163b77677⋯.png (199.46 KB, 300x429, 100:143, 300px-Shade_Wrath_of_Angel….png)

I remember playing this when I was little, but I got to the final world and just kinda never finished it. It's some sort of adventure hack and slash, with some neat puzzles(The one early on in the game is noted by some as one of the best). It's pretty straight forward, you get a sword, a gun, a crossbow in the later part of the game and a demon mode, you go thru the corrupted, medieval middle age setting that dark souls crowd loves, but you also get to spice things up with the egyptian setting as well. Last part is in some sort of corrupted xen like realm, I don't remember, people seem to be shitting on this one, but I only have fond memories of it. Gameplay might be mediocre, for it's kind, but I don't really have a lot of experience with these kinds of games. Anyone who played this, do you have any recommendations for something similar? Might play that when I finish this game


7de79d  No.16022090

>>15984328

Can you cut it off?


b3f855  No.16022096

The Conduit. Multiplayer was face-paced. Campaign has a retarded story, but was paced decently. Also glitching he sub-machine gun to fire rocket missiles was hilarious.


7dce69  No.16022108

>>16017196

>LoS2

>forced stealth sections that make no fucking sense

>one includes you running from a boss you fight pretty much the second you get out of the stealth section

That game was such a god damn mess, holy shit. It had a few things that were nice, like your magic now changes your attacks, but it has the same issue and double it because it still limits your moveset for usual since you want to save magic for when you need it for certain enemies or healing.


9de573  No.16022200

File: 126d9dd45ec0adc⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 1678x2560, 839:1280, A1c9gazpxmL.jpg)

File: 30d9146da977a5d⋯.jpg (53.96 KB, 386x500, 193:250, 518akZFihnL.jpg)

>>15992867

I'm reading that the illustrations are by Gustave Dore and on amazon there are a lot of versions of The Divine Comedy with illustrations and you can get the illustrations separately. It's been on my reading list for a while so I may have to grab a copy, after I finish The Illiad.


ae1b7b  No.16023236

>>15993940

anon, where are the sources this image is referencing? I know some of these things are true, like the crusaders attacking fellow yuropoors, but the rest is not common knowledge


af9966  No.16023268

File: 9e6c04e9b806de6⋯.jpg (25.63 KB, 260x400, 13:20, cover.jpg)

>>15992867

This one? It is still in print


6f22ea  No.16032072

I really liked it too. Kind of a God of War clone.

Too bad they left out Mohammed.


6f22ea  No.16032079

>>16022200

There was also a Black and White silent movie made of Dante's Inferno in 1911. It's on YouTube if you're curious.


8f38ee  No.16032088

File: 474810855e13813⋯.jpg (84.96 KB, 650x922, 325:461, jaws_pc_pack.jpg)

This game. There are so many wrong things with it but no matter what I can't stop liking it.

I'm also the only person in the Internet who's unironically hyped about Maneater


04deee  No.16032135

>>16032088

You aren't alone anon. I wish the PC version would get released on Steam.


e6dc5f  No.16032139

>>16009399

>Humans evolve through conflict, war is natural and faggots who oppose war are the weak ones who know they can't win.

How much of an internet tough guy do you have to be to delude yourself into thinking this bullshit without ever stepping into a battlefield before?


c73d92  No.16032163

File: 5302eee0c90a7c9⋯.mp4 (9.3 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [SFM] Vicious cycle of dot….mp4)

>unpopular opinions thread

Okay fine, pic related.

It feels good playing gankers, whose only purpose is to roam around and murder mindless chinks and peruvians who sit in lane farming like good little faggots so I can wander up and take their gold.

>>15988985

tbh, I got it for free along with a friend and coop'd to level 20. After that it was grindy, damage sponging garbage so we stopped after completing the main story. Being able to use the gigant purple nuke on a crowd and having it instantly refresh the entire ultimate bar to do it again to another mob was hilarious, though, I will give it that. My friend had the fire gunner and used his ult to actually glitch out the final boss so hard that it just stood still for a couple minutes until the game triggered it to die.

>>16015724

I liked the PSP one.


3332af  No.16032571

File: 0bc141a07f43b27⋯.png (656.96 KB, 721x787, 721:787, 1501369716481.png)

The Danganronpa series, Danganronpa 1 in particular.

It's retarded, but it nails the execution with style and panache and it ends up being more than the sum of its parts.


b08ae6  No.16032813

>>15988890

>Iran, Turkey, Bosnia, Kazakhstan, Indonesia, and Morocco are not "civilized" countries

Nice one retard


b9cb29  No.16032834

File: 62e6eefcecd52eb⋯.jpg (11.55 KB, 255x253, 255:253, deadshrug.jpg)

>>16032163

<unpopular opinions thread

Is it really an unpopular opinion if you can acknowledge a game's flaws and enjoy it regardless?


501e0d  No.16032870

File: ef1ab1b836faab1⋯.png (2.13 MB, 1031x1280, 1031:1280, sonic riders.png)

Everybody gives the original Sonic Riders shit but I fucking love this game.


ad4f1b  No.16032904

File: e3974bdf9542d0b⋯.jpg (8.67 KB, 236x316, 59:79, 18713t08f7gaw.jpg)

I picked up Alice: Madness Returns via a torrent site because I wanted a game to mess with when I bought a PS3 developer station and Alice was the first game to catch my eye in the "A" section. I played the first game a little bit when I was a kid but never got into it. Upon fucking with the game's code and shit I actually ended up falling in love with it. I bought the game on steam because of the PS3 version being horrendously inferior and the fact that I molested the game to hell and back.

The game itself isn't necessarily a bad game, in fact it's quite charming in all the right ways, but it has its flaws. The combat is a bit shallow, there's weapon variety that has its uses against enemy types, but as far as combos and the like goes, there's not much there. The art direction is beautiful, my favorites are the Queensland's and Dollhouse, in Queensland, you can take a screenshot anywhere and it has the potential to be a death metal album cover, for Dollhouse, the music, symbolism, and the atmosphere was surprisingly chilling and added a bit of a spook factor to it.

All in all, the game was great imo and I loved it, I heard McGee wants to buy back the rights to the IP from (((Electronic Arts))) and make a new game, the best of luck to him with that, if he starts that up, I'll throw my shekels his way.


243442  No.16032947

File: 747584a5f6161ae⋯.webm (11.91 MB, 640x518, 320:259, Sonic Riders.webm)

>>16032870

There is literally nothing wrong with Sonic Riders it's approachable but still has a very fun skill ceiling, the shit it gets is just another one of those memes, from people not understanding Sonic whatsoever

<why doesn't Sonic just run to win the race

When that's not the fucking point, since it's about fair competition.

Either that or people just don't watch the goddamn tutorial and then blame the game for them being shit at it like faggots.


555e1e  No.16032965

>>16032904

They didn't test the game on the highest difficulty, the first drowned sailor for example can instakill you before his little cutscene finishes playing, and the teapots can gangrape you if you don't immediately kill them as soon as they spawn.

Still a good game, but the final boss was just shit and i fucking hate that pinball minigame.


bfff9a  No.16032981

>>16032870

The original Sonic Riders game is a gem, it's the sequels that are complete garbage.


243442  No.16033008

>>16032981

Zero Gravity I'll admit is allot more gimmicky and requires far less skill, but I wouldn't call it out right bad. it still had allot of cool levels and allot of content. The Kinect one on the other hand that was clearly shit simply due to being a Kinect game.


ad4f1b  No.16033012

>>16032870

My brother and I loved the shit out of this game.

>>16032965

>They didn't test the game on the highest difficulty

I have tried that difficulty and dropped my attempt for that exact reason regarding the teapot gangraping.

>the final boss was just shit

I was deeeply bothered by that entire ending because it felt rushed and left me pondering on Alice's outcome. Killing Bumby left Alice and every kid in that house homeless, what the fuck happens next?

>i fucking hate that pinball minigame

I did too and the 2D side-scroller minigame, although cool, was tedious.


eff06d  No.16033059

>>16032904

Search for: Alice: Asylum


f176ba  No.16033070

>>16032870

>>16032947

Sonic Riders and Sonic Battle are the only good post-Dreamcast Sonic games until arguably Generations.

>>16005293

Came here to post this. I can't bring myself to play anything RuneScape past 2007-era though, but holy shitting dick nipples do I love pre-2007 RS. It's just brimming with charm. Sure, the combat is utter shit, and everything is literally just clicking so you can get more numbers - but it was satisfying as fuck to survive a trip to the wilderness. Or finish Underground Pass. So many memories, and it's not just nostalgia. Playing /v/scape is still fucking fun.


fcfac1  No.16033122

File: 9f5360894438f2a⋯.png (2.64 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, E X T R A T H I C C.png)

>>16033059

Thank you, I'll be throwing fist fulls of shekels his way.


a0956c  No.16033124

File: bd1324ccd932743⋯.jpg (2.07 MB, 2800x2175, 112:87, caravaggio-david-with-the-….jpg)

>>15985242

Dark Souls II is one of those games I hate because it's so ridiculously fucking broken and terribly designed, but I also love it because it's easy to take advantage of how broken and terribly designed it is. I still think DaSII has the best build variety, and not having things like power stancing and bonfire ascetics in the other games always bothers me. I also felt that it was too easy to gather upgrade materials, but then DaSIII came along with half of the treasure in the game being dung pie and titanite shards, so I kind of missed being able to upgrade shit to my heart's content.

Once you were on your 5th playthrough and had all of those fucking Life Rings, the game fucking breaks itself.


76d35c  No.16033150

File: bb71a8c194c7556⋯.jpg (17.36 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Garl.jpg)

>>16033124

I just can't muster the willpower to play it again. The game is too easy but also has too much bullshit getting in the way. From fell for their own "Dark Souls is too hard XD" meme, but instead of making the enemies actually challenging by improving enemy AI strategy and situational awareness, they throw in groups of frame-perfect/agonizingly slow attacks and button reading gangbangs that can be easily tricked into falling to their deaths or otherwise killing themselves with little to no effort on your part. Dark Souls III on the other hand is a shitty Bloodborne lite that tries too hard to nostalgia bait. Most enemies in III are spergs that flail around like they were just banned from their Minecraft server. I can not sit through more than one tortuous, sluggish playthrough for each of those games while Dark Souls I can play for hours on end and Demon's Souls I can plow through in a single day and then go at it again the next day.


3698e4  No.16033248

>>16032088

I played this with a friend when I was a younger. Can't remember too much from it, but it's cool that I was able to play as a shark


e9bc25  No.16033522

>>15985100

>Your intelligence comes in deciding which serves your interest the best.

This is your brain on hyperindividualism. There are actually ideals besides and higher than believing yourself to be a miniature god.


a6919a  No.16033552

>>16032904

My nigga, i also love Madness Returns even though it is flawed in a lot of sections and it's really rough overall, but it's still quite "charming" and the music and aesthetics are top notch.

>I heard McGee wants to buy back the rights to the IP from (((Electronic Arts))) and make a new game, the best of luck to him with that, if he starts that up, I'll throw my shekels his way.

If he manages that and collabs with platinum, that'd be my dream game right there.


8bdc05  No.16033577

File: be5b21cf6081981⋯.jpg (68.53 KB, 763x800, 763:800, 059d00d0d532e5168b9a5e1725….jpg)

>>15990989

>Sonic Man is legit the best Sonic character to come out since the Rabbit that you Cream in

Is it just me or are people posting her a lot lately?


8f38ee  No.16033717

>>16033248

>>16032135

Fun fact, the game was made by the same devs that made Cooking Mama


93a15b  No.16033846

File: e7009cc99d77fae⋯.jpg (413.37 KB, 986x1378, 493:689, Truly the best hunting sim.jpg)

>>15991124

A mediocre game left unfinished, made by incompentent fagggots and has almost no content. Pic related sums up the game pretty good.


621858  No.16033900

>>16032571

>style and panache

I'm not playing that shit, but I like you.


945355  No.16034066

>>15985639

>best gameplay

Nigga what? They removed so many side activities and other shit you could do, it's not even funny. While I agree that the gunplay is much better, it's worse in every single aspect that isn't gunplay.


d4bc57  No.16034174

>>16033070

I'd say the original Advance also qualifies.


fefca9  No.16034182

>>15991124

My nigga in shame, i love that comfy shit


bede1a  No.16034250

>>16033846

Goddammit, I pirated it because I wanted to try it, but I just can't get it to work with deamontools. Which is weird, because monhunW was almost plug-and-play and has worked near flawlessly. Just what the fuck am I doing wrong, or not doing right??


b19eed  No.16034851

>>15993118

Eat shit mate, Majesty is a great game.


3ed439  No.16040009

File: a6805221c99a871⋯.png (933.33 KB, 960x818, 480:409, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16005495

I really hope you do, friend, though don't watch video footage of the game, most of it is played by absolutely trashy spics who think bideogames with different control schemes are too hard

>>16032571

Danganronpa isn't bad at all to be honest. It's kind of original and the twist comes out of left field and they even tease you with how dumb it is, except they never go into detail on what the fuck happened to the world so it really does feel heavy that they were desperate enough to willfully lock themselves in then obviously the sequels come out and everyone is increasingly more overpowered and you can just yell at the robotic bears to kill them. They give you plenty of hints that something IS off all the time - including the high school detective of fucking course noticing her body has changed - and the art style and soundtrack are top fucking notch.

But man do I fucking hate this series for having attracted SomethingAwful, tumblr et al and having single handedly killed any hope for some Kenka Bancho ports.

Also there are some huge inconsistencies, most notably with Mukuro, which must have just been chosen at random in the cast, and the fact that they had to change the much more in-theme with Battle Royale theme of trust/mistrust with muh despair

>>16032904

>Upon fucking with the game's code and shit I actually ended up falling in love with it

Can you explain us what you did?

Also what exactly is the game like, I only ever see people praising it and telling that it's a really good shitty game.

>>16033124

But if a game's broken and the devs know it is so they make their enemies exploit how broken it is, but also let you do the same, does it really make it broken?

>>16033577

Paedos I guess

Cream the Rabbit is a cute little critter in Sonic Advance 2 though. I just don't want to hear her talk.


c73d92  No.16040087

>>16040009

>But if a game's broken and the devs know it is so they make their enemies exploit how broken it is, but also let you do the same, does it really make it broken?

Arguably yes if they also add artificial difficulty like damage sponging instead of just making it a challenging exploit-off.


8f0525  No.16044275

>>15990571

the only thing i remember about assassin's creed 1 was running away from guards for miles only to turn around and still see them chasing me


d8488d  No.16044631

>>15984685

Maybe try actually defending Europe next time. Oh wait too late.


181955  No.16049822

>>15985242

What's great about DaS2 is that you can start a game and just do whatever, there are so many paths to choose from, and builds to get going early on. Objectively many things about it suck, but has a shitton of content and somehow i've grown to like it. SOTFS really underdelivered, they had a real shot at redeeming the game but instead it was just fucking nothing for 60$. They could have touched up the graphics / ugly areas, reordered the world a bit and so on. Now that i think about it, did SOTFS actually contain anything except for the new final boss?

>>15990571

Never played much of it but i was always super stealthy and genuinely worried about getting spotted by guards. I remember taking minutes to slowly enter a city while blending into a group of monks or something. In the later games you are just an unkillable one man army with the stealth being just a fashion gimmick on top. Or maybe you were that in the first one as well, and i just never figured it out


a82c86  No.16049877

>>15983455

Checked.

I enjoyed the game a lot same with the original God of War games and Darksiders 1 and 2.

Still haven't finished Darksiders 3 because it doesn't feel enough like the first 2.


48d3e6  No.16050932

>>16017699

Gunplay is unsatisfying, and you're forced to play the mini games, rather than just being allowed to.


faa6d1  No.16050942

File: 786f68cc325538b⋯.png (47.81 KB, 557x605, 557:605, Solaire Pacha.png)

>>16033150

Well said.


555e1e  No.16051326

File: 63c01350d299cca⋯.png (51.46 KB, 148x265, 148:265, c028b20fd9843e8332b6cc89e7….png)

>>16049877

That's because darksiders 3 is an awful souls shit clone instead of a good zelda ripoff, fury heals with estus flasks (drinking animation and all) and the combat went from being a fun button masher with a bit of depth (different combos mapped to a single button and animation cancelling just like devil may cry 3) to "slow and methodical" with a dedicated dodge button that triggers some sort of witch time if done correctly, but no block, multiple dashes to any direction or back/side steps whatsoever, fury doesn't even get weapons other than her whip (just variations of it), her own horse (it dies) or a new ranged legacy weapon like war and death did with strife's guns.

If you haven't already give Deathinitive a try, you know how most people claim that random drops ruined the second game because every so often you have to grind for possessed weapons these are weapons you can upgrade by feeding them other weapons, and once they level up you can choose a modifier or skill from any of the weapons you used to upgrade it, you can do this up to 5 times and each time the attributes you chose for it also increase, it's a neat system and weapons/armor with good modifiers/skills/stats, instead of just getting new equipment via backtracking or progressing through the story? Deathinitive fixes that, all the DLC is included in this release, but isn't unlocked as soon as you start the game like it did on vanilla darksiders 2 if you purchased it that is, the developers opted for scattering new chests all over the world and unlocking it at certain levels, so once you hit a literal wall you can just look up a guide and check what new DLC equipment is available for you, and said stuff is guaranteed to be vastly better than anything you're currently using or that you can get from grinding a bit.

Not that vanilla darksiders 2 isn't worth playing mind you, you can still ignore the random drops shit if you do sidequests as soon as they unlock, namely the 4 beasts you have to slay for the guy that teaches you new moves you get powerful weapons after killing them, but only two of them are good: the gorewood hammer is complete bullshit, its +100% strength bonus outclasses the fuck out of any other subweapon you can get, and the bheithir scythes have a special "fire" attribute that adds full fire damage to each strike, effectively doubling the scythe's relatively low stats, it also sets enemies on fire 100% of the time and has a ridiculous +150% critical damage modifier that goes well with a fully upgraded teleport slash, to top it off most enemies are weak/neutral to fire, very few resist it, the only issue is the armor, you have to get really lucky with random drops in order to get something that has good defense, resistance and strength, but luckily i was able to grab the base game (digital purchases come with the crucible DLC bundled, an arena mode that came in a code in physical copies and costs $10 otherwise), the season pass (2 campaign DLCs and a special armor) and the remaining campaign DLC in a sale for $5, the armor+the pauldron you get from having a complete darksiders 1 save was good enough to carry me throughout the entire game.

>tfw darksiders 4 never ever


24a9e6  No.16051459

File: ffb8c693f4741c2⋯.png (214.7 KB, 487x410, 487:410, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16051326

Eh, I'd say Darksiders 2 is worth only pirating, otherwise don't even touch it but nobody here buys games anymore r-right?. The game is too different from Darksiders 1 already, but not as much as Darksiders 3. There are some neat parts and idea, but most of them are reused from the first game and the world isn't half as interesting as Darksiders 1 was, even when you literally travel to different worlds. Plus the lore fucks with the established in Darksiders 1.

>tfw darksiders 4 never ever

At this point, who cares? I didn't want a Darksiders 3 because I knew it was going to be shit, and it was. Asking for a Darksiders 4 is literally asking for more dragging of a rotting corpse.

Darksiders 2 should have been the "all riders come in, you play as them, end of the story, but instead the jew developers realized they cold squeeze it more by doing prequels with the other riders until you make a game that actually picks up with the ending of Darksiders 1, and since then the idea have changed so much that they seem to be different stories than the same story.

The fact that the other riders are free for some reason doesn't make any fucking sense when War was trying to free them in the first game, and he did in the end, so the fact that they were free before that really makes me mad.


63da86  No.16051500

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15993937

>The image you posted is also shit because it's taking examples of Islamic insitigated battles across a wide variety of campaigns and time ranges (over 1000 years, in fact) with a variety of different geopolitical, religious, and other motivations and facts influencing it

>Islamic conquest

>different geopolitical, religious…motivations

>Islamic

>different religious motivations

Are you retarded?

>christian agnosticism

>christcucks or mudslimes

Oh you are retarded okay.

REAL Crusade history is learned from people who know what they are talking about ans have researched it from original sources and studied works.


86050a  No.16052423

File: 886dad09371c0ae⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1000x1205, 200:241, ClipboardImage.png)

Besides being half finished and having extremely annoying "social commentary", the game isn't bad, a few tweaks mostly to make it more difficult or difficult at all and it'd be pretty good.

I don't love it, but it really isn't nearly as bad as people say it is.


4f1cdd  No.16053353

>>16033577

It is one autistic samefag spamming his sonic imaginary gf everywhere.


a82c86  No.16053760

>>16051326

Yeah it's definitely a fucking Souls clone.

And I loved Deathinitive, yeah.

In some ways I liked it more than the first Darksiders, if for no other reason than the more interesting places you visit.


a82c86  No.16053766

>>16051459

Were the other Horsemen even imprisoned at all? They show up right at the end of Darksiders 1, then 2 and 3 happen simultaneously, right? When were they ever chained up or anything?


e07fc1  No.16053791

File: e4ea3f927c7f836⋯.jpg (18.18 KB, 500x500, 1:1, .jpg)


4652b3  No.16053936

File: 05470fd01b6de50⋯.jpg (37 KB, 314x445, 314:445, 81MFbFLtqDL._SY445_.jpg)

>>15984328

Fun fact, the voice actor for Lucifer voiced Kenshiro in the Fist of the North Star anime movie in the 80s.


7f4d94  No.16053951

>>15983537

They weren't evil but they weren't completely pure either. As with most conflicts that don't involve kikes who can act as a natural evil, this was a pretty gray matter.


7637d9  No.16054022

>>15992942

What would the plot even be?

>new human ship sent to pandora on a collision course

>before the ship begins to decelerate from relativistic speed, they decouple a several thousand ton chunk of tungsten from the front of the ship

>ship slowing down prevents collision with pandora but the relativistic kill vehicle released from the front of the ship stays on course

>ship arrives to find a dead world full of unobtanium they can harvest at their leisure.


7f4d94  No.16054055

File: 8b60a4447536c51⋯.jpg (167.44 KB, 720x1080, 2:3, apps.17382.135107988876770….jpg)

It's one of the best horror experiences I ever had when I installed enough mods.


7f4d94  No.16054115

File: 54dbb96b154d42c⋯.jpg (130.8 KB, 700x511, 100:73, game-intro-mobile.jpg)

I pirated it, I really loved the more out there gameplay modes like the Brain Parasite or the Vampire that were shaking up the gameplay a lot. I really loved the fact that you didn't have to kill humanity as a brain parasite instead just enslaving them, and I was actually disappointed to find out that the nanovirus had the normal upgrade tree.The game is just an extended flash game and the devs are kikes but I still love it.

The Zombie Plague was fucking annoying though.


8882d3  No.16054182

File: b2f9603910c7c7b⋯.jpg (17.9 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 2fc28adf1bbf456f8f3eabba27….jpg)


75245a  No.16054240

>>16054022

>The whole movie is just five minutes of blue furries getting exterminatus'd in great detail

I'd watch it.


767110  No.16054444

>>16054115

>The Zombie Plague was fucking annoying though.

I could never get the hand of zombie plague. Speaking of which how did you unlock all the viruses? Did you get a save file with them all unlocked from the start?


6bcc51  No.16054456

>>16054055

I also enjoy playing heavily modded minecraft, nothing else can scratch the itch. There's mods to add a bunch of enemy variety and magic and hordes which come out on certain days which will break through your walls and won't let you just sleep through it so you actually have to fight. It's fun to craft and explore autistically for hours on end.


2cd979  No.16055289

>>15989970

My main gripe about DI is that the evil/sinful way of killing things is just a button press, but using the cross/purification requires mashing the button.


3ed439  No.16055348

File: 4864927efd43c2b⋯.png (81.36 KB, 1100x700, 11:7, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16054115

This sort of game is legit comfy when you're just lazying about. Too bad Pandemic 2 has the better memes.


d424b4  No.16055547

File: 5f3ab034f432b4e⋯.jpeg (11.06 KB, 122x126, 61:63, 3A90F84E-7E18-4AE5-A0E9-7….jpeg)

>>16055289

That’s the point though. It takes more effort to save people than to condemn them.


f18341  No.16055561

File: e6107e2254fb4d3⋯.png (133.21 KB, 503x779, 503:779, oyveyshutitdown.png)

>>16054115

Good times were had.


083e90  No.16055582

>>16018538

>The guys who made the Shadow Warrior reboot made a way better Game

nu shadow warrior is a bad game worse that queerboxes DNF


d0d644  No.16055631

Halo


243442  No.16055641

>>16055582

What a compelling argument you have there.

I will admit The first Shadow Warrior reboot was far from perfect, it's flaws really get highlighted when you play on the hardest difficulty which makes everything but 3 weapons almost useless. But I feel it did a better job at imitating the tone and feel of old FPS games better then allot of other games that tried, while still feeling like it's own thing.

The game still tried to have a story, (which I enjoyed, at least far more then the sequel and DNF's) meaning it couldn't intimate those old games perfectly, The solution tor this would be to have a campaign for the story and then separate arcade levels that are just meant to be for fun and interesting level design.


24a9e6  No.16055776

>>16053766

>Were the other Horsemen even imprisoned at all? They show up right at the end of Darksiders 1

You're right, they weren't prisoners when I looked it up in the wiki. But it doesn't make sense, when the council said War was responsible for breaking the seals and starting the apocalypse, I'm pretty sure they said all horsemen were accountable for this, so I expected all of them to not show because they were prisoners.

Why the hell they didn't go to earth when they found out about what happened to War? Death said he wanted to undo the whole "humanity went extinct" shit so he didn't go directly to earth, but what's Fury's excuse?

What is Darksiders 3 even about?


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a5135c  No.16055825

>>16032904

Alice Madness Returns is literally one of the very few games of the modern age so to speak I've actually liked more than just shrugged over, no joke. It's not perfect, as you've explained, but I find it great too and I'd still take it over anything else for the most part made since 2006 or so. I can literally count on one hand - two at most - games I've liked since then.


1f769e  No.16056629

>>15984474

I've got over 24 days in the multiplayer. MW2 was excellent. The maps were all so damn good. CoD4-MW3's campaign is about the best WWIII game you can play. Like a really good, shitty blockbuster movie.


d29a31  No.16056638

>>16056629

Don't make me kill yourself for you, newfag.


76d35c  No.16056787

File: 273273f00d86215⋯.jpg (558.65 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Dokalfar Rogue.jpg)

I wouldn't call it shit, just painfully mediocre.


0b6f1f  No.16056800

>>15983559

>giantess Cleopatra lactating goons

Let's see how well RPCS3 emulates it, otherwise I might have to try the PSP version.


0b6f1f  No.16056858

>>16034250

Just double clicking the iso after installing daemon tools should work. Have you tried extracting the iso with 7zip and running the setup from there?

>>16033577

>Liking a shitty loli rabbit

>Not liking her ara mother

Furfags, truly, have no taste.


7f4d94  No.16057499

>>16054444 (checked)

I unlocked them all one by one by myself. You absolutely NEED upgrades from plauges before to beat Zombie plague.


3725ee  No.16057566

>>16057499

Just max out infectiousness and devolve any lethality, then drop something lethal when the whole world is infected.


7dce69  No.16058164

>>16055776

Fury is a cunt. She taunts War while he was telling her that they were being set up. She wanted to be the leader of the horsemen instead of Death, and goes to fight a lesser threat than either of her brothers. She fights the Sins, while War fights one of the major players in the conspiracy and Death destroys the chaos consuming the universe which he caused.

>>16056787

If it had been much smaller in scale, put more focus on enemies and new enemy types, it would have been less painfully mediocre.


ca0e0b  No.16058723

>>15985242

Dark souls 2 is my favourite souls game after Demons and the only one I'll go back to. It's world is by far the best in single segments. It falls apart when you place them as a whole world. It's strongest point is each area feels like it's own unique thing.

Yes it's deeply flawed in a million ways but the mini adventures within it were better than everything being brown and grey. Scholar edition can fuck off though, it ruins the game.


4f867f  No.16058730

File: 925643b9bd578d7⋯.webm (5.18 MB, 640x360, 16:9, avg ffxiv crafter.webm)

FFXIV




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