/v/ - Video Games

>>15914693

somehow more low energy than your thread

>>15914693

Mods will fix it.

>this

>the fake bag they sent before

>the blatant diversity hires coding the entire turd

>the complete lack of support

This all points to a single thing: BETHESDA IS RUNNING OUT OF FUNDS

DEATH SOON

>>15914693

Nuka Dark? More like Nuke a Darkie.

>>15914777

Quite the opposite. It means they have too much money so they don't care about the product or the customers. Companies with no money will make desperate bids to win back their customers, not fuck them over as often as possible.

I think you forgot to mention that it took many days after to even send out the bottles because it suppose to be at the release of 76 and it took many delays before it came out.

>>15914782

>company opening itself up to a world of lawsuits for no reason

>>15914693

I never cease to be amazed this year, how the major gaming corporations who had already practiced disgusting exploitative shit that the normalfags were too compliant to resist - and were making millions hand over fist doing so - still can't contain their fucking greed and start breaking fucking laws in order to milk as much for as little from their paypigs.

Normalfags wouldn't have gotten pissed even with the depressing shit we've moaned about for years. It's this most recent comically dystopian shit that's pissed them off, and made them open to hear about the existing bullshit which they ignored or were ignorant of over the years. The industry wasn't going to fall on its own, but now it's committing suicide.

>>15914794

money makes people stupid, it's the lack of money that makes them pull their heads out of their ass.

>>15914782

No, they're probably out of money and operating on fumes. Remember that Bethesda and Zenimax are private companies, and their President and CEO was run out of the banking industry and banned from finance forever by the money jews for being too jewish. Zenimax/Bethesda Softworks is probably just one big embezzlement scam - which is why they never bothered to make it a publicly traded company. So long as it's privately owned, they can fudge the paperwork to a much greater degree without having to be beholden to the stock holders for transparency and accountability.

>>15914804

see >>15914800

I really don't think you are right. I can't say about zenimax as a whole, but I know bethesda hasn't even had any major failures prior to F76. nudoom was successful, prey was a low key failure, not enough to bankrupt the company. F4 was wildly successful. Going into F76 they had no reason to be out of money, and every reason to be drunk on money.

>>15914811

They hired retards because they thought they could get away with anything. Even now that they are slowly learning they can't get away with it, they still have retards running everything so there's nothing they can do to fix it.

>>15914811

It's impressive actually. There is a new fuckup like every week ever since this game came out. I never played a second of this turd but fuck me it has been more entertaining than any of their last few games combined.

>>15914811

>>15914815

There's one more interpretation to all of this, Door in the face technique. By making one horribly shitty game, they actually manage to cultivate good will when they improve from there with their next game, even if it ends up being shittier than anything they did prior.

>>15914822

>rebottled 5 dollar rum

>good quality

Not like a faggot saving pictures of the worst toohoo would know anything about taste

Bethesda's success has nothing to do with it, as that would just be more to skim off the top and invest into other ventures that may be complete money-sinks that are draining Bethesda like a financial vampire. Meanwhile Todd and the team can't get the money to do basic shit like bug testing, providing the products they are advertising, or build a new engine.

The rumors have been floating around for a bit now indicating that FO76 is internal sabotage. Todd was basically dangling the microtransaciton carrot on a stick in front of their owners to get them to invest in the personnel and resources necessary to do their jobs. Now that they have the cash, the actual product they're delivering to their internal customers (Zenimax) - as well as their external customers (game players) is complete garbage by design in order to effect a shakeup. To either get the assholes at Zenimax to get their shit together, or to push out any incompetent/corrupt elements in upper management by pinning the blame for FO76's spectacular failure on their short-sighted greed.

>>15914847

Meant for >>15914814

>>15914822

"Gameplay purists" are either shitposters or faggot that just want an excuse to bitch about something.

You should know this considering a lot of /v/ general consensus' favorite games have bad gameplay.

>>15914822

Okay, Mr. Howard, but how many bottles did you force your son to drink?

/r/ing a shooped image of Walter White sitting and sipping in smug satisfaction as his son pukes his guts out.

Meanwhile Skyrim is getting a 192 page hard cover official cookbook complete with color images.

>>15914821

Bethesda can't make good games, let alone improve their bad ones. Everything since Morrowind has been a long slide down.

FO76 is just the culmination of nearly 20 years of incompetence and laziness. It's the crystallization of the corporate culture Bethesda has been nurturing all these years.

>>15914898

imagine how TES6 will be like

>>15914902

They're both malicious and stupid.

>>15914903

It's going to be Skyrim 2, only even more buggy and with less of everything. Skyrim was pretty much lighting in a bottle for Bethesda, they'll never again get so lucky.

>>15914867

Yes

>>15914693

Is only water inside due to a sugarcane shortage?

>>15914916

I was really hoping Bethesda's age verification system was fucked up, and they ended up sending out a few cases of Rum to underage children. Anything less than that, would be a disappointment in comparison to the magnitude of their usual fuckups with FO76.

>>15914693

Looks like they threw it into a plastic "bottle" case and called it a day. Second pic is her taking it out of a half of that case. $10 says thats some low quality plastic to boot.

>buying game drinks

>much less fallout 76's shit

How bad is the rotgut they put into it?

>>15914822

The bottle cost 80 bucks btw, so better shove up your post right where the sun never lights.

>>15914822

merry christmas to (you)

>>15914917

From what i see there is no hard age verification, just a porn-website-tier "are you of a legal age to buy this" prompt. If i wanted to i could buy one and sue bethesda for selling it to me i'm 20

>>15915016

There has to be some precedent or protection for this. Buying alchohol online as a minor is just as easy as getting some dude to buy it for you on the street.

>>15915024

I'm pretty sure you have to be there when it's delivered to sign off on it or something depending on where you live

>>15914770

>>15914693

>>15914780

>As hard as fallout 76 failed

>It’s still sold more than Battlefield V

Let that sink in /v/

I want Todd to whisper sweet little lies in my ear

>>15915129

Mod support for premium members

>>15914822

I really could picture some redditor saying this in earnest and getting upvoted for it.

>>15914876

Calling it now

>None of it is in color

>It's a paperback

>50 pages at max

>First potion recipe makes mustard gas

was this like a special edition bonus or something? I dont know why anyone would buy merchandise based on a shit game.

fuck you

>>15914867

I never thought I would see a reaction image from Tank Police, let alone one of the Commander Brenten of all thing.

Have an internet fellow anon.

>>15915219

>derringer

Dirigible

>>15914693

See, I really like how the mockups looks just nice enough that you might think it's just a very dark, near-opaque glass if you don't squint. Just enough that the credulous think, 'yeah, that looks neat even if it's obviously not the finished product.' Except it is. And it's thin plastic shell. And the dimensions are all wrong for the bottlemouth so it isn't even usable. How did they think this was going to go?

>>15914991

Every bottle is $80. The rum is probably cheap or middling at best. I think they could make the commission price with a massive bulk order discount back easily, but someone decided to be a cheapskate, just like going from canvas to nylon on the bags to save a few bucks per unit on an overblown special edition with triple-digit profit margin. Explicit sabotage or social engineering decreed by a cabal on high, I'm calling it. Casual stupidity can only result in so many market-enraging fuckups.

>>15914876

>>15915170

>Open up cookbook

>Bunch of beetles and other insects crawl from out between the pages

>Even Besethda's non-electronic projects are buggy

>>15915219

>An ashtray from some random 1930's derringer isn't going to go for much at auction, but an ashtray from the Hindenburg would get you a decent wad of spending cash.

Wouldn't anything left of the Hindenburg essentially be an ashtray? As in a tray filled ashes of the what left of the Hindenburg?

>>15915272

wew, I learned this on Christmas

>>15915280

So where's the chess club?

>>15915305

>I hear the cheap ones add sugar to it and I'm not too excited about that.

Rum is distilled from sugarcane.

>>15915219

Once upon a time, when I was barely in my teen years I was browsing the internet and found a findomme website. "This is stupid" I said to myself, "who would want to pay to be bullied?" and yet people do. Now, a whole lifetime and some later I see the truth, I see it in microtransactions, I see it in DLC, I see it in Early Access and in Kickstarters, the truth of the matter. That it is a damn fucking common kink and that people really are stupid with their money.

>>15915317

Allow me to be at risk of being a retard here, but doesn't distilling it basically leave nothing but alcohol, meaning no sugar gets through? That's what I thought, anyway.

>>15915313

Outsourcing something isn't that weird, and they could have even done something nice with it had they put some effort into the process.

>a million specialty bottles

How many bottles did they really expect to sell? Getting some custom bottles made can't be that expensive. Especially when you're already ripping people off on bags.

>>15915342

Does cuckchan like xkcd now?

>>15915342

Don't know why the fuck you'd waste any alcohol drinking it when you can cook with it instead.

I like it. Classy.

>>15915362

Hope you had a good Christmas, Todd.

>>15914693

does it contain soy?

Any videos of people drinking the stuff?

>>15915330

> Getting some custom bottles made can't be that expensive.

It's expensive enough that you'd either need to make a ton of them to offset the cost of machinery and custom-made tooling, or you'd need to get a fuckload of pre-orders to foot that cost. There's a reason why damned near every beer on the market uses nearly identical bottles, and why all soda comes in identical cans.

>>15915359

Rule of thumb for cooking is you don't cook with what you don't drink.

>>15915313

That's bullshit, because Bethesda as the license holders have the final approval authority on any production proposals. Someone went to a Bethesda rep and showed them the project, the designs, the cost breakdowns, etc - and that motherfucker said "Ok, this looks good. You have a deal". The whole reasons why people have to get Bethesda's approval before making licensed merchandise is expressly so that Bethesda can protect their intellectual properties from cheap shitty third-party products ruining the reputation and valuation of their branding.

Blame the bottling company all you want, but at the end of the day, it's got Bethesda's official seal of approval. The buck stops with them.

>>15915376

There are at least 10 different bottles used in the US for beer bottles. This has far more to do with the cost and manufacturing limitations of bottling equipment, not supply of the bottles themselves. Keep in mind, the brewing and legging equipment for a 10 barrel brewery costs less than the bottling equipment alone (minimum 100k)

>>15915342

>fag thinks that just because he doesn't like beer, nobody does

wew

>>15915441

>>fag thinks that just because he doesn't like beer, nobody does

Remember, these people are infantilized. If it's not sweet and sugary like candy, it doesn't taste good to them. They can't appreciate the subtlety of flavor in bitter or sour products. Bitter and sour products produce negative stimulus responses, it makes you feel "bad", so why would anybody want to feel bad on purpose?

I'm surprised these fags can even sip their wine, but I've noticed they tend to like the sweeter desert wines rather than dry wines so it still fits the profile.

>>15915447

By the way, my drink of choice is scotch or gin. Something about the petey earthy flavor of scotch that hits me just right, but then I'm also the kind of asshole who will just open up a package of sliced mushrooms and eat them like potato chips (no dip).

Gin is just cheap gut-rot that goes with just about everything. It's utilitarian.

>>15914702

>35%

>rum

>>15915354

cheers

>>15915356

cuckchan is reddit, of course they do.

>>15915447

>>15915441

Gotta keep in mind xkcd has a massive superiority complex. If you're not landing on the moon you're inferior to him.

>>15915282

But Jones Soda company has nothing to do with the Fallout universe. Probably has no radiation either. WOULD NOT DRINK even with low hp

>>15915457

You think you're average soy-infused redditor can handle any more than that?

>>15914693

Please tell me the bethesdrones are defending this.

>>15915489

They are too young to drink anon.

>>15915488

That shit's a cop out, either give up or pick up something harder.

>>15915488

The only equally bad as someone who can't stand anything but sweetness is a douchebag who goes out of his way to drink shit he doesn't really like and has no interest in liking.

If it's not for you it's not for you, dude. Drink what you like.

>>15915491

Doesn't stop them from defending it. And there are plenty of manbabies that are just as big of betheda fanatics as the preteens.

>>15915488

>cider

Used to drink that a lot back in high school. Wasn't a fan of Sommersby in particular, though, since it was too sweet even for me.

>>15915313

But why license it to nobodies in the first place if you want to ship a million plus? Why not a big name that can eat the cost of setting up this short-term mass production and supply a reasonable quality product on the cheap thanks the magic of scale? Like this >>15915282 shit. Why Jones Soda, the quintessential hipster pop company if I'm not mistaken? Why not partner incestuously with a corporate mega-name like the Coca-Cola company, whose classic bottle design plainly inspired the skinny Fallout 1-2 bottle and was explicitly used in Fallout 3, if pretty low-poly, after which they swapped to the dumb four-fin rocketship?

All they would have to do for the Quantum product is mess around with pre-production flavor formula until they get something the focus testers like, get just the right pee-discoloring food color mix in (they might even be able to make it actually glow, God only knows) and ship it in relabeled Latin American classic-style bottles. It'd be like Crystal Pepsi; a short term profit one-off, with possibility of production continuation if it proves popular enough. Why didn't they do that? Why didn't they do the same hypothetical thing now, but with a booze company with a big rummery with some extra production capacity & glass industry connections if they really want the Fagout 4 rocket bottle?

Just look, idiot monkey math here. Let's say, charitably, that the rum is $10 cut-above-rotgut rebottled tripe, some cost potentially coming from the premium of pulling off the main product lines' output. Probably far too high, because that's retail pricing, not production. The bottles are, let's say, $10-$20 each. We'll average it at $15. Agan, I really think that's too high, but I'm not in the glass industry and I'm trying to be charitable to the 'too expensive' idea; maybe it's higher on the bottle, for that matter. Million buckerinos go into upfront costs setting up a true machine line, or paying specialty glassblowers to set up a semi-automated batch production line with some laborious handwork. $25 per bottle, make a million of them, you're now $26,000,000 in the hole. The customers pay for their own shipping, and you earn around $55 per bottle, not accounting for tax.

After all that, you need to sell 472,727 bottles to break even, not accounting for who's getting what profit percentage and who invested what into the total costs. The question is, how many people/alcoholic normalfags bought up the Power Armor and Tricentennial Editions and presumably also bought one bottle for the novelty, with some buying two? How many bought one with the normal edition? The amount of impulse purchases by the kind of people who would buy into FO76 in the first place is a staggeringly high one, surely. Has to be a million or so.

And in my mind, actually delivering what they promised, or alluded to, or something that isn't shit, saves them net millions over saving a few bucks per unit and a slight saving from no up-front cost with a plastic shell scheme that will result in scads of returns, mass customer illwill, potential lawsuits, and totally foreseeable mass production delays, presumably because the plastic bottle shells- shipped out of China no doubt- kept having horrendous quality problems that couldn't be solved for months on end as they pull teeth getting the Han shits to send what was actually ordered. Completely halting bottling let alone shipping as the rummery refuses to bottle stock ahead of time to have it ready final packaging, for whatever reason, probably warehouse space concerns. All this with little to no actual Bethesda oversight. Even if they do lose out or 'only' break even from a more ambitious attempt that they pay into personally, it'd only be an overconfident marketing gaffe, a sign of hubris that doesn't drag the brand itself through the mud. It doesn't make sense, not a single decision made. I stand by the notion that there's more than incompetence going on here.

>>15915509

Perry used to be such a common drink, why did it fall out of style in the 1900's? I know it's been getting popular again recently, but it should have never become obscure in the first place.

>>15915517

It never lost its popularity in some places, it's still big in Sweden for example. The reason it fell out of popularity in most of the English speaking world is because of a disease pears get called fireblight that wiped a lot of them out.

>>15915488 (heil'd)

You should try mixing some apple cider with Fireball. The cinnamon pairs really well with it.

>>15915553

Chuck that shit he posted in the garbage and get some real apple cider. Then half the amount of fireball. Throw some buttershots in there too and heat the whole thing in a coffee pot to keep it warm and toasty. Garnish with cinnimon sticks.

>>15915471

Has he landed anything besides his ego on the moon? No? Then what the fuck makes him so smug then?

>2018

>Still drinking

>Ever drinking

Sucks.

>>15915520

Here's reddit's response to that edit, for a laugh.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/2zh09c/a_gger_over_at_kia_fixed_the_xkcd_on_free_speech/

>>15915592

>Reddit

>GamerGhazi

Please do not try to kill me with cancer.

>>15915508

At least Fallout fans can now drown their sorrows

>>15915573

hardcore hilldawg supporter.

I was searching for this BS and typed "Fallout 76 rum butthole"

I think my subconscious opinion of AAA has reached rock bottom

>>15915652

>honestly expecting that Fallout 76 could or would ever have been good

Consider suicide. It's your only hope at this point.

>>15915652

Bethesda rn:

>>15915652

GET ANGRY, ANON!

>>15915592

>I'll make a thread because those evil Googleglockers made an edit of my e-friend's comic

I though that Gamergate threads often were about trivial shit, but this is on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind

Jesus Christ in a crib /v/, how baited can you get?

>>15914822

Have another (You)

>>15915488

What?! I've never seen it.

>>15915313

How the fuck is your .jpg like a .gif?

sage for ot

>>15915706

There's a sucker born every minute, as the saying goes. And there are many of them here among us.

Is this going to end up like the nickle rick sauce madness?

Are they even gonna try to fix the game?

It's online only so not even modders can fix this mess.

>>15915280

Damn look at that fucking head of hair

>>15915514

>After all that, you need to sell 472,727 bottles to break even

That's kind of the whole problem, and why this tiny brewery/distillery or whatever the fuck they are, had to do pre orders and charge 80 fucking dollarydoos for rum. They are likely not set up or equipped to handle the mass distribution of 500,000 bottles of anything, let alone 100,000. Chances are the entire production run of this one specific batch of Nuka Dark Rum probably consists of a few thousand bottles. Accounting for the cost of materials for the brew itself, plus bottles, labeling, production rights (that was probably the biggest cost), then the special plastic bottle shell display case, followed by the shipping costs and the labor that would go into packing and shipping everything, they were probably hoping for as many preorders as they could get to offset the cost of this shitshow. Wouldn't surprise me to find out that the delays they experienced had something to do with the fact that FO76 was a fucking mess and they suddenly needed to find a way to pawn off the remaining unsold preorders to someone else.

>>15915354

I started drinking the stuff because the bottle's design caught my eye, but it actually turned out to be really fucking delicious. I have trouble drinking a lot of liquor but with Kraken I can just do straight shots.

The real game of fallout 76 is watching todd rip off retarded people.

they knew the game was shit, they knew the bag was shit, they knew the rum bottle was shit. dont even pretend they fucked up, they just dont care. and they shouldnt. if i worked for a company like bethesda, i'd be suggesting we sell real fallout 76 tshirts as low quality as we can find, maybe even with chinese material that causes rashes, then make the t-shirts with packaged in-game DLC tshirts that give you the same shirt in-game, so charge them $50. then make the in-game t-shirt unequip the rest of your armor like an "outfit" would essentially making it useless.

>>15916203

>its just automatic. thinking is an effort and takes time

The issue with this mentality is you're going to catchall real human beans that have thought everything through they have wished to in life and are operating largely on instinct. Sure, that may be partly on them but you should learn to differentiate.

>>15916221

>mad about npc meme

npc detected. sorry to hurt your """feelings"""

>>15916211

that'd be awesome. fallout cooking oil, then suck grease from restaurant traps and give it to them.at $40 per 1l bottle. i unironically would be happy if bethesda did this.

>>15916141

>I made the mistake of buying Indian rum once, I swear they poo in bottle. or get 151

HEY Lambs 151 is pretty good actually.

I made the same mistake, taste like they got everclear and flavoured it with Clubhouse Vanilla Extract. Worst thing is this thread inspired me to look up the brand (Old Monk) and people are saying it's good. I think I had a better time drinking a who know's how old plastic mickey bottle of Smirnoff.

>>15916203

Probably the same thing that happens when people yawn, just a simple recall and repeat of the action.

>>15915289

Elementary school.

>>15915390

That has to be the most stupid fucking rule I've ever heard as I've never drank and have been making alcohol food for years.

>>15916141

>>15916081

>>15916031

You guys should try Diplomatico rums, they can be a bit pricy depending on the type, but they're bretty gud.

Bethestards deserve everything they get. Or rather: Don't get in this case.

>>15915514

>Why Jones Soda, the quintessential hipster pop company if I'm not mistaken?

Jones Soda seems to be commissioned for a lot of promotional products, or allow other people to put their branding on things without much (if any) issue (e.g. 7-Eleven's "7 Select", or Sega's Comic-con exclusive "Sonic Mania" promotional sodas released a while back), unlike Coke or Pepsi.

They're just doing it on purpose now.

>>15916622

Mildew and dirt I bet

>>15916622

Chlorine or sulfur are the common smells people report when they get exposed to ionizing radiation. Makes sense, nerves always produce their strongest stimulus when they're dying.

>>15916636

how do he get head in boot?

can I do that too?

>>15915096

>>Muh infinite money

So long kikes in business can get money from kikes in government, it indeed is infinite.

>>15915342

I dislike rum but I love Cuba Libre.

>>15915342

>muh party hard forced drinking

Of course it's going to taste bad.

That said, rum is tastes very nice and is a fantastic ingredient in many cake and cookie recipes.

>>15916286

I'd imagine they've always been like that. My first memory is me just staring at the ceiling in a house my folks rented when I was like 3 or 4. Like someone remembered to hit the record button. I can see an NPC never having that kind of moment.

Also they probably only see the thinker as someone resting their head on their fist like they were tired rather then deep in thought

>>15916586

I see Diplomatico around but it's just a bit too pricey for something I'll kill half of in a night. Maybe one day I'll spring for a bottle.

Reminder this board exists

>>>/alcoholism/

>>15916636

Well Sulfur smells like rotten eggs so it most likely got associated as the "Gone wrong" smell from there. It's what they use to give Natural Gas a bad smell, it's otherwise odourless.

>>15916724

Might need to try something better then Captain Morgan or Bacardi as those are mostly meant for cocktails like Rum N' Coke or Cuba Libre.

>>15916982

Well people usually say it takes a bit of getting use to drinking beer. But that's mostly for the Macro brewed stuff which is more means to an end these day.

We have so much fucking craft beer places around here I don't see why you COULDN'T find something you at least don't mind to slam.

That said you're right about trying to force yourself to like it is a bad idea

>>15916584

Do you use shitty booze in your cooking? Because all that saying means is you shouldn't use shitty booze in your cooking.

>>15917117

>>15917108

it hurts to be a pleb that thinks walmart great value is good whole milk

>>15917134

That's kind of retarded though. It's like saying that you should melt down artesan chocolates for your chocolate cake instead of using basic baking chocolate. The good stuff is for drinking and the cheap stuff is for cooking, cocktails, disinfectant etc. I'm not saying you should use hand sanitizer as cooking alcohol, but you shouldn't waste XO cognac or agood wine for cooking either.

>>15915342

>>15915441

Beer a shit.

Most alcohol is disgusting piss, and even the few that are OK-ish are only so in the first few sips.

I cannot understand how any one can want to drink that. I have to actively force myself to drink even a little during celebrations.

>>15916156

Now I want them to make another spinoff Fallout game that takes place in ruined New York City, where they just reuse assets from Wolfenstein The New Colossus. I want to see them try to get away with that.

>>15917183

It's okay. No one is going to look down on you for preferring chiggen nuggies and chocolate milk. It's 2018 after all and we have to accept some people have babby palates.

>>15915505

First comic is some supreme gentleman tier shit.

>>15917314

Todd's studio is probably on massive burnout even though they do shit games anyway and I imagine Starfield will be Andromeda tier.

>>15917247

Fucking /v/ would be sucking this game off if it wasn't for FO4 and the technical problems.

>>15915488

Hi Matt!

>>15916139

>>15916170

>>15916203

My "internal monologue" is mostly music (there's something playing in my head probably 75% of the time), but I can do inner speech when I need to. I used to think almost entirely in speech as a kid, but that changed gradually after I started semi-serious musical training.

My first hypothesis about the NPC thing was that it was caused by not reading, but I have a friend who's severely dyslexic and barely reads anything longer than an 8chan post who says he thinks verbally, so now I just don't know.

>>15917490

My inner voice has me brainstorm book,movie, and game ideas and then cry’s itself to sleep because I never put these ideas to paper.

>>15917451

>>/v/ is one person

That's not even what I was implying but okay.

>>15917472

>hot spiced wine

This is absolutely the best.

If you haven't tried this yet, try it when you get the chance.

It really warms your heart and soul on a cold winter day.

>>15916170

The study that caused this meme was rubbish and blown out of proportions. If you wanna complain about NPCs being NPCs, look at the capacity for empathy and introspection - Both linked directly to IQ.

>>15917538

Gib recommendations?

>>15917538

It's insane that burgercucks don't know what mulled wine is.

>>15914777

It wasn't even diversity hires, it was Zenimax acquiring a new team in Austin and merging them with Bethesda because fuck you

>>15917563

Of course not.

>>15917546

You could go to a pub and get one to try it.

As long as the place is at least somewhat respectable it can't be wrong, there's not much room to fuck up.

If you're thinking of making one yourself, there's tons of recipes online, just make sure you're using quality wine.

>>15917553

Aren't Burgers famous for having terrible alcohol in general?

Every time I hear someone talk about beer it always gets compared with piss.

>>15917588

Cheap American beer is almost unimaginably bad if you have no experience with it. The higher-end stuff that's actually meant to taste good is as good or better than what you can get anywhere else.

>>15917537

>And when I listen to music I always fit it in context of it.

Are you me? I have done this all my life.

>>15917588

Burgers had to use shitty ingredients due to shortages and then eventually got used to the shit taste.

>>15917611

>Burgers had to use shitty ingredients due to shortages

That has literally nothing to do with it. The combination of Prohibition and the tight regulations that were put in place afterward decimated the alcohol industry and led to a few massive corporations controlling it. They could push whatever garbage they want and people would buy it because they had no competition. It's only in the last few decades that this has changed.

>>15917537

I have a lot of dnd ideas shame ecelebs beat me to the punch

>>15916139

That's not what the study showed, though. Participants were asked to write down what they were thinking about when an alarm rang randomly throughout their days, and a few of them never wrote anything down. At best, it shows that not everyone's internal monologue is constantly "on", and at worst it shows nothing because the methodology is kind of shit and no one has reproduced this yet.

>>15917608

No, I mean specifically into the context of the "stories" that are always running through my mind. I should have been more clear or quoted more of your post.

>>15917632

Start doing things instead of just having ideas, anon.

>>15917748

Holy shit this is all that hubbub was about? At best it shows that people didn't give a shit about the study and thus didn't write anything.

>>15917778

It's a little annoying, sometimes. Unless I'm actually writing something down or speaking I tend to think about things that make me sad, which I don't like. My life was better before I got into a relationship for the first time this year. Sorry for blogposting, won't happen again.

>>15917819

Well, that's what it was about originally. The NPC meme basically has nothing to do with the study anymore, but yeah it originated from people not paying attention and saying the study showed something it actually didn't.

>>15917748

Let's also not forget that the study was only among 50 participants; half of which were the control IIRC.

I didn't like the NPC meme catching on at first since people like that anon would parrot it not unlike an NPC. It's just become the new term for sheeple so I don't mind as much anymore.

As you said it's not to say that there's aren't people that just don't think, but people who cite the study without knowing the flawed methodology are annoying.

>>15917819

Take it from someone who was in a shitty relationship for too long. It's not worth hanging on to just so you won't be alone. You'll feel a lot better about yourself for having the resolve to get out of such a situation.

>>15917832

Try looking into meditation.

>>15917846

Yeah, at this point it is what it is(the new sheeple), I don't really mind it either. What I do mind is people who act as though the old lie is true, or just don't even know and are parroting it without even looking into the study.

>>15917838

Not only did the meme precede the study (and discuss something that we already knew was the case), the study confirmed what we knew. These husks aren’t even HUMAN. They don’t THINK. There is no reason or logic in them.

>>15917868

The study doesn't confirm what you believe, though. The best you can maybe derive from the study is that sometimes, people aren't thinking about much, and even that's a stretch. To suggest that it shows some people are just lumbering golems based on that study is nonsense.

>>15917846

Thanks for the advice, anon. I don't want to get into the nuance but you have a good point.

>>15917868

The NPC meme as it is known now didn't precede the study; anons here called normalfags NPCs for entirely different reasons than what the study "showed."

>>15917867

Meditation is good for you. If you have time, look into transcendent meditation as well.

>>15917887

Sometimes it's hard to justify wasting money. Don't hate him too much, he probably knows what he did was a mistake.

>>15917895

Too bad his mother didn't realize her mistake.

>>15917920

I know. But we don't get to choose to be born.

>>15917895

I'm in the same boat

I told the idiot is was getting bad reviews, shady practices and it was just a broken game. He bought it anyways and enjoyed it. He didnt there was anything wrong with day one patching it with literally skyrim

>>15917142

>>15917157

A dish is the sum of its parts. Use shitty ingredients and you get shitty food.

>oh boy this wine tastes like if vinegar could go bad, can't wait to fuck up an entire dish with a single drop

>>15917932

But anon, toddlers understand consent. Surely they would understand pro choice :^)

>>15917945

>/v/ using food analogues

Dis gun b gud

>>15917950

It's not an analogue you inbred nigger, I'm literally talking about food

>>15917950

You did mean "analogies," right?

>>15917945

>wasting good wine when nobody will taste the difference

Unless you're adding literal garbage juice that analogy is idiotic. There's no way the expensive stuff is going to make it taste any better than cheap liquor.

>>15917987

>nobody will taste the difference

Maybe you won't but anyone whose tastebuds haven't been eroded by excessive cock consumption definitely will. If the liqour doesn't taste good the food won't taste good. You're better off not adding anything at all at that point.

>>15917946

But anon, I don't want to be alive. My life specifically was a mistake.

>>15917987

>There's no way the expensive stuff is going to make it taste any better than cheap liquor.

It does, you idiot. You use the good stuff for cooking and for opening a party. You keep the cheap shit (rebottled into the empty quality liquor bottles) for later when people are too buzzed to really tell the difference or care. Good shit gets the event started, cheap shit keeps the party rolling.

>>15917854

>Try looking into meditation.

I tried that, and the voices called me a faggot and started chanting like Buddhist monks and laughing at me.

>>15918219

>anon is such a faggot that bodhisattvas of ultimate mercy and enlightenment across the boundaries of space and time and outside of the cycle of reincarnation speak directly into his mind just to call him a faggot

>>15917428

Buckle to peer pressure like the rest of us, anon. You aren't a nerd, are you??!?!?

How the fuck do you consume alcohol "ironically" anyway.

>>15918361

If he succumbs to peer pressure from us talking about drinking in a thread about drinks then he deserves to be an alcoholic.

Remember where you are, faggot.

Also has someone already pointed out that this 80 bux rum is actually low-tier trash since it contains coloring and shit??

>>15918402

Excuse the 9gag watermark, I took this off GIS.

>>15918412

Ancient Israelites, and Jesus Christ himself, were white Aryans.

>>15918412

>>christkike

You done it now. Prepare for the mass autistic holy internet crusaders.

>>15915342

>>15915305

>>15915354

the only purpose to drinking is to get intoxicated. As long as it isn't awful tasting I really don't care. The whole beer, liquor and wine snob shit is so dumb to me. I'm not going to pay twice as much so I can drink some slightly less bad tasting beer that has the exact same effect as the cheap one

>>15918412

What, you want us to cite the medicinal benefits of alcohol?

>>15918425

No, I'm just calling out taking your sources from a semitic religion.

>>15918423

Confirmed for never having drank good vodka or whiskey. "Exact same effects" my ass.

>>15918423

Or you know, actually drink good tasting wine or beer.

>>15918441

>thinking I don't drink

>>15918439

To be fair, it's incredibly hard to find good tasting beer anywhere these days. You got your standard shit that always tastes like piss because it's all from the same giant conglomerate or you got your hipster faggot micro brews by people who think MOAR HOPS equals gooder taste.

>>15918441

>comparing drinking alcohol to something we need to survive

Literally nigger tier thinking there bud. Only autistic hipster claim to drink for the taste

>>15918447

>hipster faggot micro brews

If you get so offended at just by the identity of a particular drink then don't fucking breed ever.

>>15918457

Found the hipster triggered at his shitty craft brew being insulted.

>>15918465

So you're saying that this book was written by kikes and hated by kikes? Are there different waring kike sets? The one kike you showed is just that, a single kike. Is the bible a single kike's doing?

Fallout 76 is so boring and shitty every thread gets derailed. There is so little content to talk about the threads devolve quick

>>15918483

Correct and one of the reasons why we shouldn't allow FO76 threads in the first place but explain that to the kake kike.

>>15918479

>are there different warring kike sets

hownew.ru? Jews have been warring against each other for as long as there have been jews. Give me a second to find the image detailing some of the more notable stories.

>>15918445

Shit, I'm retarded. My bad.

>>15918449

>he doesn't drink for the taste

I can drink for both reasons.

You're right about the food metaphor being shit though so let me try again. Doesn't your logic that we only drink to get drunk also apply to nonalcoholic drinks? There are some reasons to drink coffee for lots of caffeine, but why drink tea then?

>>15917828

So long kikes in business can get money from kikes in government, it indeed is infinite.

>>15918529

>new IP already

such is the pain of the "mobile" connection

>>15915313

They still have the power when negotiating the contract to get oversight in how their IP is used to protect the brand. Blizzard for example is incredibly anal about the quality of licensed merchandise because they want to keep their image as a high quality brand. I dunno how neo Blizzard handles merchandise now but back in the day they'd much prefer to keep something in development hell than have a partner release a sub par product.

>>15918572

Skinny dude has a threesome, but all of the chicks looked like they had enough makeup on to be clowns, they all looked awful.

>>15914777

>BETHESDA IS RUNNING OUT OF FUNDS

Waste of trips.

They made so much money off of DLC Bethseda will outlive all of us.

>>15919446

>>15919431

Your false-flag samefagging is not gonna work, go back to /christian/.

>>15919446

>Speaks against Monogamy

>calls others cucks

Atheists and Secular communities are largely immune to jewish subversion, it's why gaming was so untouched for as long as it was.

>>15919458

>Atheists

>Immune to jewish subversion.

I'm checking out of this thread. Atheists got it harder than everyone else.

>>15919446

>>15919431

Falseflag elsewhere /shitstain/

>>15919473

Its a christfaggot out to make atheists look bad, don't fall for his jewish tricks.

>>15919498

>Name an Atheist president, prime minister, or other leader

Lenin.

>>15919510

I'm talking about a modern leader, who didn't die 95 fucking years ago.

>>15919498

Basically this, Atheists are excluded because kikes and other retrograde faggots rule and monopolize power, even in Europe, secular or atheist leaders aren't really atheists, they're still jewish.

They're afraid, Hitler was an Atheist leader and he nearly saved germany before zionist meddling.

>>15919526

Putin, if you don't count being ethnically Jewish as worship.

>>15919498

>>15919526

>>15919533

>the atheistfag kvetching about how he's so oppressed for being an atheist

Hitler was never an atheist. He insulted the Christkikes and larping "neopagan" fags, but ultimately he was still a Christian and referenced God in his speeches.

>>15919526

Xi Jinping.

>>15919533

Hitler was only anti-religion because it got in the way of his personality cult.

>>15919538

He's Russian Orthadox.

>>15919552

Chinks aren't people.

>>15919546

I ain't atheist.

>>15919552

>the hitler personality cult

>>>/out/ shill

I guess 72 hours have passed, and you've gotten approval from your superiors to swarm here?

>>15919546

Hitler only referenced God to appeal to the mostly Christian population of Germany.

>>15919498

I'm pretty sure that French, Swedish and Icelandic nations have Atheist politicians. Hell, Sweden is largely Secular, at least until it becomes a caliphate.

Todd Howard did this.

>>15919579

Fuck you Todd, I will not buy your game.

>>15919571

Are you seriously denying that Hitler had a personality cult? The man that made everyone read his own book?

>>15919564

Fine, François Hollande

>>15919586

Became an agnostic and then atheist after elected, did not get re-elected.

>>15919586

That's the same shit I hear on every jewish documentary, every time. I don't trust it based on that and because Hitler never made a point of himself, but only ever spoke of facts.

>>15919584

Oh I'm sure that Hitler had a sense of spirituality, but I don't think he was strictly Christian. His speeches with God and the Almighty definitely weren't included without persuasive purpose.

>>15919592

Or I should say, that he didn't publicly declare himself agnostic or atheist until after elected. He was considered the most unpopular leader of France in modern history.

>>15919586

>The man that made everyone read his own book?

Holy fuck is this seriously the level cuckchan has sunken to? How can anyone be that stupid?

>>15919592

I'm gonna use Wikipedia but it seems that the UK has had 3 Atheist PM's in it's history and is currently has the most atheist parliament in Europe.

>>15919603

Oh sorry it was only read in schools and given to every newly wed couple in Germany.

>>15919610

You can't save a nation when you're just playing into the jew in another way. The only true religion for Europa is to make its own spirituality, neither to rely on the religion of semites nor to disregard spirituality altogether.

>>15919613

Give sauce, I suspect you're lying.

>>15919621

The thread was fine, it had run its course. I suspect these new posters only showed up so that they could shill atheism, the thread has been up for long enough that they might have done standard procedure and sent in the bigger guns after a time delay.

>>15919621

>>15919633

What if I were to tell you, it's neither christcucks or Fedora tippers but..

someone who wants you to buy his game

>>15919631

>It's more about jews

The fucking board is run by one if you haven't noticed.

>>15919643

This site, and your country too.

>>15919613

>made everyone read his book

>a small number of schools included it in their curriculum

Yep, pretty much the same thing.

>>15919619

>>15919621

Took me forever to find a source that you wouldn't just call Jewish but I ended up finding one from David Irving

http://www.fpp.co.uk/Hitler/MeinKampf/history.html

>>15919673

>Took me forever to find a source that you wouldn't just call Jewish

>David Irving

Maybe there's a reason for that, you jew.

>>15919352

oh dear god. i hate clowns.

>>15919633

yeah after all this b.s. and these guys showing up i guess we may as well ditch this thread.

>>15917778

I've been fired from a fair few "good jobs" due to not being able to shut off and say "yes" instead of "why". I'm starting to hate it

>>15918374

Not quite sure but I imagine it involves Labbats blue.

>>15918483

Well this thread did start about a rum that has a connection to Fallout 4, so devolving into the most active /alcoholism/ thread ever was inevitable.

>>15919832

Don't hate it, that's how they get you.

>>15914991

Is Dr Stone still running?

>>15914693

they've got to stop trying, when will they realize their baby is dead?

>>15914777

Zenimax won 1bn recently didn't they?

>>15914819

This post is accurate in its entirety.

>>15914822

Fine work

>Just appreciate that they even bothered making something

That could be the average Bethdrones motto, doesn't matter if it's cancerous poison trash just get it down ya gullet and slavishly lick ass for the blessing from on high.

>>15915342

While I agree that rum is vile this shit:

>beer tastes bad

Is subjective whining by someone drinking shitty beer, there are days I'd hit someone in the face with a rake for cold ale that I'm denying myself.

>>15919888

>>15915342

>>15915505

A date with the rope would do him some good, why was anyone paying attention to shitty stick figure comics in the first place? Any cunt could vomit this shit up.

>>15919610

It's impossible to have a civilization based only on "don't murder, rape and steal".

And it's impossible to have a simple and non-refutable justification as to why being fat corpulent slob obsessed with getting his dopamine rush is bad "when it feeeeels goood tho"

>>15919448

No

>>15915305

Cockspur. It can be hard to find sometimes but it's good stuff.

>>15916170

I think my tinnitus displaced my inner voice.

>>15918532

>'comedic' skit

>neanderthals discover fire for first time while royalty free music plays in the background

>'ok we're going to prank this girl by doing nice things lmao'

>'haha my wife had sex with so many people'

>tfw no fivesome :^(

>nvm got threesome :^)

>subscribe to my youtube channel and instagram and buy my merch and donate to my patreon etc.

I think this youtuber is our guy, up there with E;R and Sseth. I'm going to watch all his videos without adblock

>>15915274

kek

i'm laughing too hard at that