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File: 2d25fb04381aec0⋯.jpg (63.78 KB, 362x514, 181:257, blizz_launcher_queue.jpg)

489c73  No.15858553

THE BLIZZARD LAUNCHER ITSELF HAS A LOGIN QUEUE

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

b0d3b6  No.15858558

So it just means they're doing better for themselves than expected.

Where else other than /V/ can you find the following:

>Company is successful

>Wow! They're not so successful


ae1241  No.15858562

>using it


ffe414  No.15858564

Dubs.


247201  No.15858566

Oy vey, it's like the line for the holocoaster! I wanna be comped!


a3c65b  No.15858569

>>15858558

I think its more like mocking the retards that are waiting in line just to play games that they "own". If more people are joining in, its even more ridiculous.


9b37a0  No.15858576

>>15858553

I'm gonna take a wild guess this is the new content patch for their barely-alive MMO

>>15858558

>Blizztard games getting banned or censored more by The Chink Commie Games Ethics Board

>1.7 million active subs left on their game

>Diablo Immortal made their stocks do a spaghetti dance

Being a contrarian retard can only net you so much praise.


489c73  No.15858602

>>15858558

>>15858576

In a cost cutting effort they merged game servers. Multiple games even have their services hosted on the same machines. This is why in the past few days when 1 game get's DDOSed all of their games suffer. This has been confirmed by Lizard Squad, despite blizzards statements to the contrary.


817aab  No.15858612

>>15858553

>People ACTUALLY WANT TO FUCKING BUY BLIZZARD PROJECTS

Jesus fucking christ!


99ad45  No.15858621

This isn't new, it just happens very rarely. Probably because of the launch of 8.1 which fixes none of the core problems of BFA. Glad I unsubbed 2 months ago


489c73  No.15858632

>>15858621

Great, I can't login to Brood Wars because of you MMO niggers


cf456d  No.15858654

>>15858553

in networking, establishing a connection is what taxes a system the most, maintaining established connections is easier. Having thousands connect at the same time can effectively cripple a system, now we know bliz doesn't actually have this sort of connection spiking. If valve can afford to have servers that can handle a few hundred thousand relogging into Dota/CS after a quick update, then bliz should be more than capable of what they encounter.


b83ff8  No.15859141

File: 8c21e38cbc42822⋯.gif (343.67 KB, 549x376, 549:376, heh 1.gif)

>>15858553

>Blizzard.

>>15858558

>Muh successful.

>Muh when they lose they win.

You impotent corporate shills are so desperate that it is hilarious.

We are killing your company. And there is nothing that you can do to stop us.

>>15858632

Stay mad.


4ede1d  No.15859145

File: f339bd2be220928⋯.png (2.75 MB, 2400x2000, 6:5, sharethisimage (conserv).png)

It's far worse than that, OP.


75f27a  No.15859231

>>15858576

>>15858602

>>15859141

>>15858569

>falling for bait this obvious


6cd0fe  No.15859382

File: e027543ea7f2a90⋯.jpeg (12.33 KB, 582x386, 291:193, head-7.jpeg)

>>15858558

Found the Blizzdrone


747099  No.15859387

>>15859145

Oh shit I love warframe

Too bad mark ruined the thread

What a crying shame

Go to /vg/ instead


01f043  No.15859426

>>15858621

im glad it took you this long to unsub so you couldnt retardedly fund anything worse with your money.


641f51  No.15859442

>>15859145

>RDR2

is your horse insured?

>>15859387

Finally Mark did something right

That was a good choice to make

/v/'s future is looking bright

He'll stuff his face full of cake


f0f63f  No.15859721

>>15858558

This is what a true corporate shill looks like, ladies and gentlemen.


54b788  No.15862017

>>15859145

>Play Paladins instead

>Hi-Rez adds pay-to-win whale-milking card drop system

>Community says it sucks ass and goes away

>Hi-Rez keeps insisting they have better "data that shows this is the best way"

>Finally revert change after everyone starts quitting

>Claims that they had erroneous data and never apologize

I should have quit when I was playing my qualifying matches and it queued me and my friend with and against grandmasters before placing us in platinum. Would have been enough to never play that hunk of shit again, but

>retcon the womanizing knight-in-shining-armor to be gay because some female staffer on the live stream pretended that someone asked them if anyone was gay while simultaneously ignoring peoples actual questions

>remove rank borders that show how good a player is and replace them with borders that you buy for real money, masking how bad their queue system is

>let you buy character levels with gold so you can mask how much a player has used a specific character, making level a worthless number

>abandon the game to chase after the battle royale market before retracting because their battle royale sucked ass and nobody played it

Hi-Rez is western Ten Cent except without all of the chink money.




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