2881dc No.15851012
http://archive.is/0KMzB
>The production team behind the movie opted to go for a more realistic take on Sonic – down to his updated new kicks – than the more cartoony version we've seen in the past. The filmmakers consider Ted to be an appropriate analog for the upcoming Sonic movie’s integration of a CG character into a real-world setting.
>The first thing you’ll likely notice about the character is that he has fur – a bit of a no-brainer, considering what he is, but still a markedly different visual depiction of Sonic than what we’re used to. “That was always Stage 1 of adapting it to what the real world is and what a real animal would be like,” executive producer Tim Miller (director of Deadpool) said of giving Sonic fur. “It would be weird and it would feel like he was running around nude if he was some sort of otter-like thing. It was always, for us, fur, and we never considered anything different. It’s part of what integrates him into the real world and makes him a real creature.”
>Then there are the shoes. "We looked at every different variation of what shoes he's worn and we're trying to pay homage to that and also make it current and present day in what we think a Sonic of today would wear," producer Neal Moritz (producer of the Fast and the Furious franchise) told IGN.
>The most challenging part of Sonic’s updated design isn’t revealed in this teaser: his eyes. The filmmakers struggled with how best to depict Sonic’s eyes because often he’s only seen with one, and that wouldn’t translate well to the live-action movie.
>“I don’t think SEGA was entirely happy with the eye decision, but these sorts of things you go, ‘It’s going to look weird if we don’t do this.’ But everything is a discussion, and that’s kind of the goal, which is to only change what’s necessary and stay true to the rest of it,” said Miller. “He’s not going to feel like a Pixar character would because I don’t think that’s the right aesthetic to make it feel like part of our world.”
Welp.
33cb70 No.15851022
6da579 No.15851029
What the hell is Hollywood obsession with making anything cartoony to a totally realistic way, even to the point of making one see the pores of the skin? Charlie Brown, Pokemon, and Sonic recently. It looks disgusting, ugly, and it cost money to make it, when they could go cartoony & cheap. I hate this shit
45c4e2 No.15851032
>literally a dude in a fursuit
b0ca50 No.15851033
Am I looking at sonic or a fast midget in a skintight fur suit?
9618c0 No.15851036
>those limbs
It's a fucking actor in a fursuit. Fucking furry degenerates have finally got into movies.
78ec05 No.15851038
>>15851012
This has to be fake, if you highlight his entire figure, he looks like a stretched out Troll doll abomination.
3195e5 No.15851039
>>15851029
Jews. They have parts missing in their brain and don't understand appealing looking characters.
33cb70 No.15851055
>>15851012
>The filmmakers struggled with how best to depict Sonic’s eyes because often he’s only seen with one, and that wouldn’t translate well to the live-action movie.
This is going to be quite the movie.
>>15851029
The Peanuts Movie doesn't look so bad, aesthetically speaking.
ce736c No.15851057
He looks like that one porn model people use in sfm all the time.
9618c0 No.15851063
>>15851055
Probably look about as creepy as when you see a Simpsons characters full face.
6521a7 No.15851067
Looks like some nigger stole a mascot head and is on the run.
6171df No.15851069
>10 Sonic threads in 2 days
>Right after a gay nigger furry named SonicFag gets a Merchant's Advertising Award
Really gets my chin-a-scratchin'
bd8276 No.15851089
>live action
into the trash it goes
bea17d No.15851098
>From the producer of THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS
I briefly thought this was just a Sonic joke
5ba7c2 No.15851102
>>15851012
Don't show this to Chris Chan, he'll kill himself.
45c4e2 No.15851125
>>15851033
a fast midget in a skintight fur suit
21c1e4 No.15851146
>>15851039
Jews are repelled by beauty.
33693a No.15851147
bea17d No.15851156
>>15851039
(((Incidentally))), they cast a Jewish guy for a character who's always collecting gold and on the run from something
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Schwartz
17774e No.15851167
>no micheal jackson shoe
>no glove
well I hope he turn out cute male like pikachu the movie
so I can accept this
4b2da5 No.15851189
i can already tell he's a nightmare inducing abomination with that fur
a1568a No.15851218
>>15851012
>doesnt even have the ring pickup sound from the games
how the hell do you fuck that up?
33df9a No.15851245
>>15851012
How has the modern media come to suck so much? No one, not a single person has considered this a good idea, and this dead from the start movie is getting even worse as they try to force it into the already horrid formula. And this is far from the first time this happens. Does anyone have a theory of why the industry keeps spending millions on movie after movie and game after game that don't make a lick of sense to anyone?
45c4e2 No.15851249
>>15851156
>sonic was a blatant kike all along
how did we miss it?
bf8caa No.15851276
>>15851245
old out-of-touch boomer (((producers))) that have (((focus groups))) formed by leftist nepotism dictating the trends where they'll shove in their agendas.
45c4e2 No.15851277
>>15851250
why did progressive first start advertising in gaming magazines anyway?
45c4e2 No.15851281
>>15851245
It's always the kikes.
c725c8 No.15851346
>>15851012
This must be a plot by Arcane Kids to produce the ultimate Sanic nightmare fuel, they tricked Hollywood and Sega into accepting the most utterly retarded idea for a Sanic movie that could possibly exist. They want to make the magnum opus of creepy Sanic fanfiction, now they just need to hire CWC to play Sanic's girlfriend in our world and the movie will end in CWC giving birth to Sonichu.
aaf0fb No.15851395
45c4e2 No.15851397
>>15851346
I will accept nothing less as the truth.
4f0fab No.15851405
>>15851012
My guess is this coupled with the nigger fur-faggotry at the video game awards thing is that they are about to push furries really hard onto the mainstream.
0b6954 No.15851420
>>15851012
What the fuck is that thing?
bc5621 No.15851428
>>15851245
There's one of two I heard.
Either it's a tax thing- make a movie deliberately bad, and that somehow gets you less taxes to compensate for losses- or you claim the movie had a bigger budget than it did to get up to certain tax brackets.
Or because it honestly can turn a profit (make it for the bare minimum, claim it cost more, make it fast, sell it fast, if you double your money that's good enough. Maybe even only 1:1 if you want to launder cash).
It could even be a "punishment" movie designed to tank specific actors/actress careers (usually after they've been in movie-jail for a while and want them out of the business, or they're saying shit they don't like, or saying shit they do like but they're an embarrassment). Contracts and other kikery ensure they're roped into doing it.
>>15851146
Kind of on point with that image. Even the best modern fitness advice is either purely aesthetical (body builders and top heavy), weight-lifers (large muscles but also a gut), or very thin (swimmers and runners). None of them have the large, functioning muscles without a gut.
a78459 No.15851443
>>15851012
>Live-action
>Not a full CG movie
>No Tails
I mean its not like a videogame based movie that was fully CG was ever successful before.
___:^)__
de4636 No.15851454
>>15851443
Angry birds had no right being as simple and charming as it turned out to be.
On another note, which one of these images do you think he'll wind up looking more like: Almost fluffy or bara faggot, or probably some hellscape mashed inbetween.
285e37 No.15851455
There's one of his beady fuckin eyes.
One sec imma brighten up his face.
45c4e2 No.15851464
>>15851443
>No Tails
>No literal best character
fuck is this shit
45c4e2 No.15851470
>>15851468
>Nu-Sonic is literally gumball eyes
FULL CIRCLE
ed895b No.15851471
>>15851012
I sure hope this is fake or parodying other action movies poster art.
38c2a7 No.15851474
>unsettling realistic take on Sonic
<because that's never failed before
>buddy cop movie
>being voiced by a jew instead of his actual voice actor who's got nothing going on
>"the sheriff of Green Hills"
>the setting is San Francisco
>casting lists Jim Carrey playing Dr. Robotnik
>has two separate eyes because the team thought it'd look weird, going against SEGA's wishes
<despite SEGA making him look perfectly fine in most CGI video game cutscenes
>being so adamant about a live action film they're abandoning the source material
I don't get why they can't just add a CG Sonic in during post production and make him look normal instead of hiring a dwarf in a Halloween costume.
964ecc No.15851475
I just noticed that he isn't even wearing his gloves.
ceb25a No.15851478
>this is coming out on my birthday
Between this and Trump turning out to be a kike, I haven't had many good ones in the past few years.
de4636 No.15851480
>>15851455
Yeesh, that looks more horrifying every time I see it. It's not like applying fluffy textures or separating his eyes makes him look awful. Honestly his "single eye" design has been toned down due to his brow ridge having nearly reached his nose.
>>15851464
Do you really WANT Tails associated with this?
de4636 No.15851486
>>15851474
I was trying to find that image.
041b18 No.15851488
>>15851474
If dubs, Chris-Chan shoots up a theater James Holmes style.
38c2a7 No.15851499
>>15851488
VIDEO GAMES CREATE MASS SHOOTERS
b5ca53 No.15851507
8c4a79 No.15851513
a78459 No.15851516
>>15851454
Midget bara.
>>15851464
>No CG Tails sitting on a bench.
>>15851474
>has two separate eyes because the team thought it'd look weird, going against SEGA's wishes
WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS KEEP DOING THIS!?
I can tell if its arrogance, ignorance, or laziness that the team making this shitshow would not listen to the people who MADE THE FUCKING GAME THEIR MOVIE IS BASED ON. The same shit happened with Dragonball Evolution and look how well that turned out.
>>15851488
This Sonic has blue arms, it's already set in stone.
a78459 No.15851523
>>15851516
>*I can't tell
Fuck.
45c4e2 No.15851525
>>15851480
No. Fair point. I'd probably be a faggot and complain about his degorming
285e37 No.15851533
This is what I imagine the studio has in mind.
8c4a79 No.15851537
>they don't even show his face
How fitting.
eb2771 No.15851548
>>15851454
>First image
Fuck me.
af196c No.15851560
>>15851346
Unironically I want CWC in this movie. His awkward autism could upgrade this cash-grab from forgettable normalfag fodder to "The Room"-tier. How hard do you think it would be to start some online petition/open letter to the producers asking for tranny acceptance? You could frame CWC as some tranny superfan and appeal to Hollywood's progressive nature to convince them it's a good idea.
ed895b No.15851566
>>15851478
>Trump turning out to be a kike
It took you this long to realise that.
>>15851488
You've really done it now, Hitler.
de4636 No.15851568
>>15851474
MOTHER FUCKER, I KNEW THAT IMAGE LOOKED FAMILIAR! IT'S THE SONOFABITCH WHO'S DOING THE ART FOR THE DETECTIVE PIKACHU MOVIE
de4636 No.15851584
>>15851548
Sonic has a surprising amount of feminine traits in his base design and when simple detail is added, it becomes more obvious.
21c1e4 No.15851586
>>15851147
CWC is too much of a repulsive degenerate, Sega wouldn't want to draw the normalfags' attention to him.
b61773 No.15851591
>>15851584
I wanna fuck Sonic.
45c4e2 No.15851598
>>15851586
just the thing to slap SJW kikes
b25848 No.15851600
That fan poster looks even worse than the last one
70ce02 No.15851601
>>15851488
Naisu, mein herr.
8c4a79 No.15851619
>>15851560
>The whole movie would revolve around laughing at a tranny causing LOL-tier shit on the big screen
>CWC can get up close and autistic with his role model
I see no problem with this.
45c4e2 No.15851633
>>15851619
There's no way this could conceivably backfire
>gibbering retard gets to be a gibbering retard and everybody laughs at him
>irredeemably shit movie becomes good just through CWC's sheer autism
9691cd No.15851636
>>15851012
This is a joke right?
add5f6 No.15851637
a78459 No.15851657
>>15851636
Its gonna be when it comes out.
b415c7 No.15851676
>>15851637
>>15851657
Now we wait for sonic boom to take the piss out of it.
add5f6 No.15851689
>>15851676
Anon, about Sonic Boom…
de4636 No.15851692
>>15851676
hoo boy. They'd have enough material to make a season out of it if the show was still going
c725c8 No.15851703
>>15851560
If they're releasing a trailer doesn't that mean the movie is pretty much done? If not, that idea is too fucking good to ignore, we can certainly push the tranny angle to get CWC in the film.
8c4a79 No.15851704
>>15851633
Even a low effort self-insert would work out. He gets to be a parody in and of himself.
648bf2 No.15851707
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>>15851591
>>15851548
I prefer Sonnie the Sluthog
78ed11 No.15851708
>>15851566
>realise
>s
kill yourself, yurofaggot
45c4e2 No.15851732
>>15851703
>Sanic becomes an analogy for people becoming uncomfortable around SJW trannies
>CWC becomes the true exposing of tranny abominations
What a timeline.
677211 No.15851759
>>15851033
Might be a fast nigger in a skintight fur suit.
ed895b No.15851775
>>15851708
No, you kill yourself clapistanni, you bastardized the English language because you wanted to be special snowflakes with your own language but couldn't be arsed to invent a new one.
45c4e2 No.15851780
>Everybody's a fucking retard except me!
Now we know why the ayys avoid us.
4d7dd8 No.15851783
>>15851775
>what is received pronunciation
328de3 No.15851816
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15851029
>>15851012
>>15851636
== It’s been confirm the sonic movie will be darker and more realistic than Detective Pikachu == https://wccftech.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-first-image/amp/
a2fc90 No.15851845
>>15851548
Trap Sonic is an interesting fetish.
7ed6a1 No.15851851
>>15851775
>whining at us about butchering language
>when Australia exists
You’re only mad at us because there are burgers who can’t handle banter.
52720f No.15851883
>>15851816
SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T
good job fucking up redtext faggot
8b22a3 No.15851905
>>15851249
Think about it. Who's Mario's greatest rival in his universe? Wario, the most jewish Nintendo character. Who's Mario's greatest rival outside of his universe? Sonic.
>>15851548
Have a good one
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598155
>>15851775
OY DAS FOKKIN' R8 M8
9706a5 No.15851953
They're gonna rip that 3D model from the movie and do lots of weird fucked up sexual shit to it in SFM. And I'm gonna post all of that shit here.
f3aa41 No.15851981
>>15851953
>rip a model
>from a movie
de4636 No.15851988
>>15851981
you know for a fact someone is going to remake it in either SFM or blender
9706a5 No.15851991
>>15851981
Someone is going to leak that model from the studio files, just you fucking wait.
648d50 No.15851994
>>15851981
Are they going to separate the eyes or keep the mono eye with 2 pupils? Still hate how Hollywood keeps turning classic designs and over designs it ruining their original image. Just like with the same problem with Detective Pikachu, You got fur extending pass where the classic look is and blurring the classic design that it looks weird. Gonna be as shit as Detective Pikachu.
>>15851981
I think you underestimate the autistic power of a furfag. There could be a furfag right now planning to infiltrate the studio that is doing the cg for the sonic movie, copy the model data onto a portable hard drive and make lewd 3D sonic images to jerk off to.
adea66 No.15852007
>>15851905
>Wario, the most jewish Nintendo character
But wario is fucking great, and unlike jews, he does all his work by himself and isnt afraid of getting his hands dirty.
>>15851981
Didnt it happen with frozen?
a78459 No.15852017
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>>15851707
>Sonic
>Not Tails
Gay.
9706a5 No.15852031
>>15852017
>First spoiler
I like it, and I don't know why, but I just do
c1f6e8 No.15852034
>>15852017
Tales (male) is the best.
Klonoa is qt'er though
f3aa41 No.15852047
>>15852040
Please stop trying to make me a fag
fb5a23 No.15852056
>>15852047
NO! Besides, it's not gay as long as it remains 2D.
f3aa41 No.15852057
>>15852056
No it is still quite gay.
328de3 No.15852073
>>15851883
>good job fucking up redtext
Thank you.
c1f6e8 No.15852085
>>15852056
Does Rouge know that Tails is trying on her clothes?
9706a5 No.15852086
>>15852056
Holy mother of god.
Keep going
141d84 No.15852106
Sonic has always been an awful character who spawned an awful franchise and an awful fanbase. He's a wannabe Mario, who's a million times worse than Mario. Sonic is the internet moderator of video game mascots. He's the kid with assburgers who can't stop smelling like shit. He's the amalgamation of everything wrong with this world.
15515c No.15852110
>>15851488
It better become true.
c1f6e8 No.15852138
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2a0d5d No.15852151
>The hands look like they're black
It's Sonicfox in the suit, isn't it
50675e No.15852155
9706a5 No.15852177
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c9e3eb No.15852187
>>15851488
Good job, Hitler
ed05c8 No.15852214
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>>15852017
>>15852056
>>15852138
>>15852177
Aren't you people forgetting something..?
045a73 No.15852238
Are you ready? A new wave of furries are going to be born into this god forsaken world.
666058 No.15852242
>>15851584
>Sonic has a surprising amount of feminine traits in his base design
Like being a fat potbellied fuck in his old design? Or having the basic male build of an inverted triangle in his new design?
f3aa41 No.15852246
>>15852238
Oh please, tons of shit has sonic beat at this point. I'm looking at FNAF and MLP.
de4636 No.15852250
>>15852242
Meaning that his modern design is so basic, if one attempts to flesh it out, it can come across as feminine.
I'm more than aware of the archetype that was actually used for him.
08b512 No.15852260
>>15852238
Not a problem. We just have to make ’em #AltFurry. :^)
c1f6e8 No.15852265
>>15852246
I also look at MLP.
f3aa41 No.15852278
>>15852265
You know what I meant.
c1f6e8 No.15852298
>>15852278
I know exactly what you meant. :^)
8c4a79 No.15852299
aaf0fb No.15852307
>>15851488
It's happening.
I expect great things from Christina.
0648ac No.15852334
2c4520 No.15852358
>>15852348
He's gonna need a lot of spray paint.
And they're gonna need a lot of restraining orders.
523e65 No.15852371
>>15851488
When you realize that it's happening time.
aeb7fb No.15852378
>>15851012
I was expecting it to be bad, but god damn that looks worse than Detective Pikachu. I can't believe they were stupid enough to give him human-proportioned limbs, it completely destroys the whole design.
72bd56 No.15852385
>>15851488 (CHECKED AND HEIL'D)
So Chris-chan shoots up a bunch of jews? Sounds good. That will teach the jews to push LGBT propaganda upon the masses.
a78459 No.15852390
>>15852378
Now that I think about it, what's Eggman going to look like?
CGI? A real person? A uncanny combination of both?
Maybe they'll put Jim Carrey in fat suit.
4d28c9 No.15852403
677211 No.15852439
>>15851905
>Talking shit about Wario.
Fucking end yourself.
15334e No.15852490
>>15852439
Isn't Wario supposed to be a really macho German?
11b42b No.15852508
>>15852397
Fake "behind the scenes" bullshit. He's not funny. He never was.
7add52 No.15852523
>Sonic thread
>furry porn
Of course.
f3aa41 No.15852539
>>15852523
It's not even straight either.
4d28c9 No.15852557
>>15852539
kek then post some :^)
eaf097 No.15852558
>>15851012
It's like they took inspiration from one of the sanic running memes.
>>15851069
I can always make that 11 by finally getting back to dumping the new sanic comics.
a78459 No.15852564
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677211 No.15852567
>>15852490
>Mario's cousin.
>German
He aint from Earth but I guess he is meant to be kinda Germanic. If Mario's world can have Italian type folk it would also have Germans.
I never thought about that now I can't unsee that shit.
f3aa41 No.15852569
>>15852557
I don't have any on hand. porn dumps are pretty lame anyways
edcd0b No.15852571
>>15851488
Well gee Hitler, if you insist.
4d28c9 No.15852577
>>15852564
I already have all this
ee547f No.15852601
>>15852567
Back in N64 whenever he loses, he says "So ein mist!" which is a German phrase.
a9aefd No.15852605
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It took me a moment, but I just remembered this awkward crowdfund project (people paid money for this to be made) from back in 2013.
edcd0b No.15852618
>>15852601
I thought he was saying "doh I missed"
3916dd No.15852629
>>15852601
Yeah, he's supposed to be an analog to German as Mario is to Italians.
>>15852618
A common mishearing.
9706a5 No.15852667
>>15852601
>“This is 100% correct. Wario speaks German: he says (or rather, *I* say) ‘So ein Mist!’ The recording was done in a studio of the former Nintendo head office in Kyoto (not the new Nintendo premises in Kamitobaguchi), under the direction of Mr. Takashi Tezuka. Back then, I worked on the script for another Nintendo project with my French friend and colleague Julien Bardakoff (who voiced Toad/Kinopio). My company T.S. Word Co.Ltd. also translated and edited the German script for Star Fox which can be verified in the credits of Star Fox 64. The concept behind Wario was that of a German character and those responsible for the voice-overs at Nintendo back then intended him to speak German. I hope that this resolves the issue once and for all.”
Just look up Wario German and you'll find the article if you want to, I just won't bother with archiving right now.
fef3e0 No.15852753
>>15852425
I just had a terrible thought. Do you think they came up with super sonic after watching dbz, and this is the unholy spawn of infinite autism?
e78d83 No.15852776
>>15852667
>>15852601
My mind is actually blown. Why does he have an Italian accent the rest of the time?
f8f6d6 No.15852787
>>15852753
>DBZ
>Star Wars
>Environmentalism
>Michael Jackson
>Bill Clinton's personality
>Japanese Mythology
>Jamaicans
>Nuclear irradiated mutant animal
>Magic
>Theodore Roosevelt
>Robots
>Speedruns
Put them together and you get the first four games of the Sonic series.
f8f6d6 No.15852790
>>15852776
Martinet took over as his VA after 64.
6ae2b6 No.15852792
>>15852753
I don’t know Anon, do you think Shadow, a darker, edgier rival character of the same species as the protagonist might have been inspired by Vegeta?
Or Tails and Krillen? Or Knuckles and Piccolo? Or Dr. Eggman and Dr. Gero, who created cyborgs to defeat the protagonist and later a being that goes through several forms, getting more powerful with each until it reaches the level where it could destroy the earth? Chaos = Cell
fef3e0 No.15852810
>>15852787
>>15852792
I'm honestly sorry I asked.
0ac002 No.15852829
>>15852390
the fuck is this shitass version
f5cc52 No.15852834
>>15852334
/trapshota/ is pretty good for a new board.
>>15852817
A trap's balls is a pillow for your sick.
Balljobs.
bd8276 No.15852835
>>15852753
actually, the sonic franchise has alot of parallels with the dragonball franchise
11b42b No.15852838
>>15852601
Just makes Wario that much better.
4d28c9 No.15852839
bd8276 No.15852846
>>15852796
>>>/cia/
>>>/honeypot/
>>15852558
but why would you do that?
are they not cringey?
a78459 No.15852852
>>15852834
>A trap's balls is a pillow for your sick.
bf87a0 No.15852861
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fef3e0 No.15852868
>>15852835
Is this before penders, or did his autism just make it worse?
1279e1 No.15852872
Danny Devito as eggman when
a78459 No.15852880
>>15852868
Before, since Super Sonic was an easter-egg thing since Sonic 2.
381de8 No.15852888
>>15852872
What if the movie looked like this?
1279e1 No.15852890
1279e1 No.15852892
>>15852888
This would be objectively better than whatever the fuck this nightmare shit is going to be
556132 No.15852898
>>15851488
It has been written.
d7a39d No.15853076
>>15851488
>If dubs, Chris-Chan shoots up a theater James Holmes style.
>1488
God bless you, sir!
33df9a No.15853096
>>15851012
>The most challenging part of Sonic’s updated design isn’t revealed in this teaser: his eyes.
>“I don’t think SEGA was entirely happy with the eye decision"
There are so many alarm bells ringing right now. This must be the exact reason the trailer deliberately avoids showing his face. It is a disaster and they know it.
0d7637 No.15853559
>>15852605
what the fuck, this had nostalgia cuck and avgn, is the rest of the cast all youtube celebs I don't know?
also that cgi sonic looks fucking ridiculous, the robots are actually pretty decent all things considered
0de96e No.15856181
>>15852977
>you weren't supposed to ever actually do that
>this from the faggot now working on the Detective Pikachu movie because of his realistic Pokémon art
860548 No.15856319
>>15852056
>Besides, it's not gay as long as it remains 2D.
According to who? Who came up with that load of horse shit? You're fucking gay, now kill yourself.
de4636 No.15857419
>>15856181
reminder that his shit got approved by nintendo yet he's freaking out over sega using the same thing. Maybe your shit isn't as good as you think it is.
90e13e No.15857479
>>15852977
I would rather they went all the way with realism like his art on the left instead of the pure abomination on the right.
bfe810 No.15857502
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15851488
==CURSEYEHAMEHA=
e4f171 No.15857884
>nobody posted the new poster
bc82b2 No.15857892
>>15857884
>real sonic corrects tails's spelling of SEZ in the cartoon
>fake sonic writes WUZ like a fucking nigger
17cac4 No.15857912
>>15857884
That is highly discomforting.
fb5a23 No.15857948
>>15857912
I actually like that picture you posted. Reminds of those Late-90's/Early-2000's "edgy/sci-fi' reinterpretations of series like Spider-Man Unlimited, Loonatics Unleashed, Batman Beyond, and TMNT.
17cac4 No.15857960
This is going to be horrible.
9bd84e No.15857983
Meanwhile the Mario movie is gonna kick back and be like "lmao", even if it does end up like pic related. But in all seriousness, I really don't think a Sonic movie like this is gonna make back its budget, let alone double the amount (a 'success' in the box office is if the movie makes back double the amount of its budget or more). The dumpster fire that is the Sonic fandom is carrying on about how bad this shitshow looks- in harmony. Then again, a broken clock is still right twice a day.
fb5a23 No.15858055
The new 'Sonic the Hedgehog' movie poster has purists peeved
https://archive.fo/7BSis
nypost.com/2018/12/11/the-new-sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-poster-has-purists-peeved/
c1f6e8 No.15858058
>>15858001
>Buzz Bunny will never kidnap you
104beb No.15858059
Will degenerates be fapping in the theater during this
fb5a23 No.15858063
>>15858055
And, the Independent is joining in too:
https://archive.fo/I9GHq
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-poster-live-action-trailer-video-fan-reaction-twitter-a8677211.html
aeb7fb No.15858067
>>15857912
Did they try to turn him into Raiden? What the fuck am I looking at here?
17cac4 No.15858100
>>15858067
Sort of looks that way.
35defb No.15858162
>>15857884
>we wuz hedgehogs
Oh man, this is going to cause Chrischan to kill someone, isn't it?
4d2692 No.15858181
>>15851488
Do it Chris, do it for us all.
efc065 No.15858252
>>15851488
>1488
It is confirmed
33cb70 No.15858270
>>15858206
Pretty good, but one of those things that's funnier in the head.
e2c33e No.15858277
>>15857884
Those legs don't look right.
fb5a23 No.15858283
>>15858270
People are just having a ball with how terrible this will be.
7add52 No.15858302
Any of you guys ever watch This House has People In It? There's a character in it called Boomy who looks an awful lot like nuSonic.
7add52 No.15858311
a0a4c4 No.15858325
>>15857884
Why does this give me footfag vibes?
>>15851584
>filename
I thought that was going to involve another kind of coco
>>15851591
>not tails
anon that's gay
c5e397 No.15858335
>>15857884
Can't wait to see someone draw a giant blue dick between Sonic's legs.
e2c33e No.15858336
>>15858325
>Why does this give me footfag vibes?
Either you read the Ashigei Shoujo manga and it's still fresh on your mind or you are probably thinking about how the Sonic fanbase has a ton of footfags.
Sonic characters canonically don't have toes at all.
fb5a23 No.15858381
Even Yuji Naka is scared of this shit!
>It is a pretty unpopular feeling when reading this comment. Would it actually be okay to see it actually? There are many tough animation and game movies. Why is it going to be like this
https://archive.fo/pNKht
aeb7fb No.15858391
>>15857884
You know what, the reason this looks so weird aside from the fucking furry legs is that he's not wearing socks. Not only does it mess up the design, what kind of asshole puts on running shoes without socks?
fb5a23 No.15858399
>>15858391
>what kind of asshole puts on running shoes without socks?
My dad did it all throughout high school when he was on the track team.
a0a4c4 No.15858401
>>15858336
>Sonic characters canonically don't have toes at all.
What?
aeb7fb No.15858404
>>15858399
Then your dad's an asshole.
0fbe35 No.15858421
>>15858401
I think he means those SA2 portraits where amy is wearing sandals, and just has big flipper feet.
e2c33e No.15858429
>>15858401
Yeah, they don't have toes. Tikal and Big the Cat are wearing Sandals.
17cac4 No.15858445
>>15858401
Sonic characters have great toes.
e2c33e No.15858460
>>15858445
But they don't have any.
44084c No.15858483
>>15858438
I want to fuck that bat.
17cac4 No.15858490
>>15858460
I'm chocking it up to conservation of detail given how stylized sanic characters are.
cc2f7f No.15858501
>>15851488
Do you think some cops would recognize CWC and put him out of his misery right then and there, instead of arresting him and wait for sentence?
c84ac7 No.15858511
I'm not going to look for the original image but this decisively proves that Sonic characters have toes.
e2c33e No.15858516
>>15858511
They don't in the vidya canon.
7add52 No.15858517
38c2a7 No.15858519
>>15858381
>create iconic character that manages to rival Mario
>be paid to focus on Sonic for a career
>leave company to have more creative freedom
>has to watch his creation get torn apart by marketing executives
>has no say in it
I feel bad for the guy.
17cac4 No.15858522
File: 96e071354d870df⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 470.66 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 2500015_Bhawk_rouge-boob-s….gif)
7add52 No.15858528
>>15858522
>shilling for a patreon artist
Fuck off
a2fc90 No.15858529
>>15858517
The term is FurKike and what you are inciting is annudah fursecution. Oy yiff, I was gassed 6 gorillian times when skinfags invaded our fur convention.
a96978 No.15858530
>>15857884
It's a really amazing thing when the movie's official shit is on par with that of the horrid and fetishistic fanbase. God help us all.
a2fc90 No.15858544
>>15858530
I can see why official sonic art portrays their feet as toeless ovals. Disgusting.
b1c5f7 No.15858559
File: ffe946b72454405⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.53 KB, 500x398, 250:199, tumblr_nloqpfRaXB1rm6ae6o1….jpg)
>>15858533
God damn. What a hot hole. I'd pound that all night.
17cac4 No.15858560
>>15858528
I don't have a version without the watermark.
efc065 No.15858611
>>15858559
There is no hole
fb5a23 No.15858692
Turns out that the film showed a teaser trailer at Brazil's Comic Con, and people were not impressed:
sonicstadium.org/2018/12/sonic-movie-teaser-shown-to-sao-paulo-comic-con/
>Sonic’s preview made Cinemark’s audience agitated. The teaser began with a close close on the face of the hedgehog, which is at the same time as caricature, textured and realistic. Something in Detective Pikachu’s suit. After this we see a plane of the character running and breaking the sound barrier.
c9b7e2 No.15858713
>>15856319
If 2d gay was real gay then loli would be pedophillic, and we all know that just isn't so.
541cb1 No.15858718
>>15858302
Damn it TNA, if only the analysis video you posted had a satisfying ending for its length. This was one of the few redeeming parts of it though.
>>15851488
Heil'd.
aeb7fb No.15858728
>>15858692
Hueland has comic conventions? What a weird place to reveal a trailer for a major motion picture. I'd say maybe they're trying to gauge audience reactions without revealing the full design so they can spend the next year unfucking it, but this is (((Hollywood))) we're talking about so that can't be the case.
52a5df No.15858736
>>15857960
I feel like I'm looking at crime scene photos.
>>15858692
>The teaser began with a close close on the face of the hedgehog
Agitated may be a bit mild.
a0a4c4 No.15858808
>>15858429
i thought tikal wore boots or something
>>15858713
So it's ok to fap to tails?
cc2f7f No.15858843
>>15857960
I think i figured it out, however I think the face is blurred and I don't know how to draw a wrinkled brow.
9f0f4f No.15858849
>>15858528
>he doesn't know about Johnston Blackhorse
Kids these days.
c84ac7 No.15858855
inb4 he has white or light blue fur around his beady rodent eyes to make them look like Sonic's eye(s)
9f0f4f No.15858874
>>15856181
>>15857419
Even the Detective Pikachu monstrosities stick to the basic outlines of the original designs.
ed895b No.15858878
>>15857960
>>15858843
You can actually see his other eye, you've drawn over it.
a497fe No.15859000
>>15851464
>Tails
>Most obnoxious and unlikeable piece of shit in the entire franchise
>Best character
Kill yourself
da6455 No.15859024
>>15859000
>Most obnoxious and unlikeable piece of shit in the entire franchise
Pick any of these five you faggot fucking autist. Fuck you cunt.
17cac4 No.15859037
>>15859000
Tails is comfy.
cc2f7f No.15859047
>>15858878
>>15859000
>>Tails
>>Most obnoxious and unlikeable piece of shit in the entire franchise
He's the cutest and most adorable boy, you don't deserve these trips you candle-sniffing shitwaffle.
cc2f7f No.15859078
>>15859052
>144chan
is that a thing? what sort of thing?
c1f6e8 No.15859103
>>15859037
>>15859024
Official harem:
>tails, espio, jet (huge p*do), charmy and vector
17cac4 No.15859114
>>15859103
>jet
>(huge p*do)
What.
90b237 No.15859116
Movie sonic is thicccccso heres what I think he hshould look like
c1f6e8 No.15859124
>>15859114
Jet would destroy Tails, Charmy, Cream,etc. Can't keep his hands off the young ones
eaf097 No.15859611
294bfa No.15859650
>>15851249
Don't be racist, be like Mario! He's an italian plumber created by Japanese who speaks English, looks like a mexican, runs like a nigger and collects coins like a jew.
It's not related, I just wanted to finally get this joke right.
f9712d No.15859652
>>15859646
tails belongs to rouge
c5e397 No.15859658
>>15859652
Well Rouge belongs to me, so I guess I get Tails by proxy.
a2fc90 No.15859792
>>15859658
So, a lewd bat with a trap fox thrown in.
b4aad9 No.15859809
Why is there no coldsteel edit of the poster yet
7e3955 No.15859823
>>15851488
A Chris-Chan rampage turns a theater into a Doomsday Zone so it might be a good time to Escape from the City because Chris may have Live and Learn from the last time he did something illegal in public.
Funnily enough if Chris-Chan gets shot up by the cops there arms would be covered up by blue shirt sleeves, so in a way he would die to blue arms.
a2fc90 No.15859826
>>15859823
Are you Gene Shalit?
e3fb00 No.15859867
>>15851488
We discovered him and molded him into the beast he is now. At the time it felt like it was just for the hell of it, but we were unwittingly preparing our master plan by shaping him to become the living embodiment of autism. Was it a twist of fate, or did the anon's subconscious realize the threat they were going to face in the future? Who can say? All of this will culminate into a singular moment. A captive monstrosity, tortured and kept hungry for untold years, now unleashed upon the world. God help us all.
f92959 No.15859872
>>15852151
My thoughts exactly.
1310b0 No.15859881
c5e397 No.15859903
>>15859823
It Doesn't Matter what we do now because a Chris-Chan rampage will pierce your skin and Open Your Heart unless you beg for your life and Reach For The Stars.
>>15859881
k. Check the /rule34/ thread for my entire dump.
206dbd No.15859906
>>15859867
Whatever we did, the fire rises.
1310b0 No.15859931
040f39 No.15859986
Quick, someone pretend to be a movie executive and call up Chris chan.
0944a8 No.15860017
>>15859988
It really is like they've gone out of their way to piss off their fans as much as possible.
72bd56 No.15860024
>>15857948
Batman Beyond was actually fucking good though.
>>15860017
Maybe they really want to kill off the franchise, because they hate the fans.
a0a4c4 No.15860069
>>15859073
>>15859052
But it's true.
>>15859652
So i'm rouge?
>>15859988
This one is an edit right?
90a2bd No.15860081
>>15851488
Purge them all Chris-chan.
0944a8 No.15860082
>>15860024
>because they hate the fans.
And yet their fans keep buying their shit. Must be fun doing your hardest to find an escape only to be dragged in deeper like that.
666dc6 No.15860091
e7edaf No.15860093
>>15860069
>>15859652
Anon, meet your match.
f48c24 No.15860118
>>15859646
people who aren't furries
de4636 No.15861560
>>15857912
>>15857948
I agree, that image actually looks kinda cool in a sort of stylized way.
23c5c8 No.15861575
It's a glorious new era of grotesque CG video game movie bombs. Back in the 80s movie producers didn't know shit about videogames so you got bizarre things like the Super Mario Brothers movie; now they know all about videogames and hate them, so you get movies that are as spiteful and ugly as possible they hate anime too, so you get Battle Angel Alita and Ghost in the Shell.
Somewhere in between you had Uwe Boll and the guy who made like a hundred Resident Evil movies for his waifu.
de4636 No.15861687
>>15860024
>Maybe they really want to kill off the franchise, because they hate the fans.
Won't work, all it'll do is assure the death of:
>the studio
>the stars
>the idea people
and the fanbase has been going on and on about how there would be some easy style changes or "realistic" depictions that wouldn't be a nightmare like this studio is fighting for. I mean, SEGA outright said "NO" but they did it anyway.
866f94 No.15861826
File: ef89e835afb0196⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 879.46 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, Nope-460189-Rouge-Sequence….png)
File: bd3674fa5f2129a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 814.46 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, Nope-460361-Rouge-Sequence….png)
File: e14e4b2219da242⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 852.07 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, Nope-460549-Rouge-Sequence….png)
866f94 No.15861857
>>15861853
so you want more?
ce23b7 No.15861864
>>15861826
I'll never understand the appeal of whatever this is
866f94 No.15861874
>>15861864
>>15861868
hey you're the degenerates clicking the spoilers looking to fornicate with beasts
980837 No.15861877
>>15861857
Thats a loaded question and you know it faggot.
8ce4b9 No.15861905
>>15852378
> I can't believe they were stupid enough to give him human-proportioned limbs
I am only disappointed that the film wasn't made in the 90's when they could have Sonic played by Macaulay Culkin.
6cba3a No.15862062
This entire gods damned thread is a glorious hilarious clusterfuck.
More Rouge.
aa2d31 No.15862078
guffaw
>>15858335
/co/ got your back >>1040138
7911dd No.15862081
>>15859988 (checked)
brace for it
aa2d31 No.15862083
File: 56b3421e288a203⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 440.7 KB, 1216x1644, 304:411, Sonic - he's got a big blu….jpg)
d658cd No.15862106
>>15862081
This is going to be so bad I almost want to see it.
10185e No.15862112
>why are we using this design we paid millions for?
>we need to make it more "realistic"!
EVERY FUCKING TIME
8ed51e No.15862113
>>15862081
>San Francisco setting
fdfa8c No.15862115
>>15862092
10/10.
Also I'm surprised no one has pointed out the fact sonic is lying on the Golden Gate Bridge. You know, in California, more specifically in goddamn San Francisco
aa2d31 No.15862118
>>15862092
Literally red-in-the-face from laughing. Well done, you beautiful faggot.
40b1f1 No.15862120
>>15859094
This post gave me autism. Poor guy.
eaf097 No.15862134
>>15861826
I thought it was supposed to be set in "Green Hills, Montana"
7add52 No.15862141
>>15862120
That's Ricky Berwick, master shitposter.
17cac4 No.15862163
>>15862118
I'm just repostan it. Don't know who made it.
e7edaf No.15862166
e7edaf No.15862170
>>15862163
>Repost
Damn it, from where?
c69cfc No.15862173
IS THIS SOME OUT OF SEASON APRILS FOOLS JOKE?
a2fc90 No.15862191
>>15862134
In games, Greenhill is on South Island. What a disrespect to the lore.
17cac4 No.15862194
a2fc90 No.15862203
Also, Sonic's world doesn't have a United States. Instead, they have a country called "The United Federation" which is a parody of the US.
40b1f1 No.15862204
>>15862141
Oh. He really makes a convincing autist thanks to his misaligned face. It bugs the hell out of me
17cac4 No.15862221
>>15862203
They also have GUN instead of the UN. Eggman did nothing wrong.
7add52 No.15862317
>>15862204
It's not just his face, his whole body is fucked up.
He's really funny, though.
541cb1 No.15862368
>>15862113
>>15862115
They already did that in SA2 as well when part of Sonic Team was situated there, it's not the weirdest part of the movie. Though it makes it all the more funnier and tragic whenever you remember how far that place has fallen.
40b1f1 No.15862406
>>15862317
Jesus fucking Christ
172ba4 No.15862991
>>15859024
>Hating Sonic Riders
Zero Gravity was a fucking fun game, fight me
140982 No.15863062
>>15862991
I had allot of fun with both Riders 1 and Zero Gravity back in the day. but playing both again now, I feel the first game is superior, it feels more skill based where Zero Gravity feels allot more gimmicky, you need to drift around corners in the first game where in Zero Gravity Thing just stop and you have all the time in the world to make your turn, the gravity flying while cool is also pretty brainless.
21345b No.15863079
>>15862991
Riders was a great game, but that doesn't mean Babylon weren't absolute shit characters.
>>15863062
Too bad Sonic Riders seems to be dead now.
But yeah the first game is better.
c3ba5d No.15863334
>>15851775
The USA was the first country to call for standardized spelling of words in the English language (look it up). Any other version of a words is a de facto bastardization. Why do britfags need a u in so many words anyway?
bdb496 No.15863415
>>15863334
To quote them, the second vowel sound in words like 'color' is different, so you spell it different, despite 'ou' not sounding like that in any other context. Might have to do with the words having French roots, but who cares, the root Latin doesn't have it
The gayer shit is when they start adding in ligatures, separated or otherwise, into words like fetus or hematoma which is hypocritical since I just said muh Latin, but it's still extra characters at that point
90e13e No.15864971
>>15863597
I can't unsee it
Not as bad as it seemed it would be though
d7a39d No.15867033
>>15857884
>>15858530
Let the cringey fetish porn flow.
fce352 No.15867371
>>15857948
>2000s TMNT is an edgy reimagining
No it isn't you dumb nigger, it's an accurate adaption. The original TMNT comics were Noire filled edgified Daredevil ripoffs. Shredder literally died the first comic in. It's the 90s cartoon that's a weird abomination, with xenomorph pizza monsters and exploding robot foot clan ninjas.