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Where do you think we are? Did someone actually come to /v/ with the intention of not being autistic?
I am an autist of many things. Sonic, Mega Man, Digimon, Twisted Metal. To a lesser degree things I already mentioned in my previous posts, like Zelda, Pokemon, Transformers, capeshit comics. In reality we are all the same autist. I'm really autistic for when there are stories that aren't made perfectly explicit but are there if you look for them. Stuff you kind of have to piece together yourself, frequently over many different entries. What should I spill my spaghetti over next? Twisted Metal? Okay.
See people think Twisted Metal is just about cars crashing into each other. Okay, they know there's a killer clown and the contest is run by a guy who grants Monkey's Paw style wishes. But there are literally several levels of story deeper than that.
So the first game has a guy named Calypso and his face is all burned up. He runs some underground contest called Twisted Metal, held in LA on the night before Christmas every year. It's 2005, and the tenth annual Twisted Metal competition is being held. Calypso claims he will grant the winner a wish, but at the end, they have to fight last year's champion, who drives a tank called Minion.
One of the contestants is Mr. Ash, who drives a semi-truck called Darkside. Mr. Ash is the devil, come to take back his demon, Black. Calypso stole Black and has been using his powers to grant the wishes.
Another contestant is Mr. Grimm, the Grim Reaper. He's come to take Calypso's soul, implying Calypso is supposed to be dead.
Everyone knows Sweet Tooth, the ice cream truck. What everyone including the devs frequently forget is that the drivers have different names than the vehicles. Sweet Tooth is driven by Needles Kane. He's actually not that important in the first game.
Yellowjacket is a cab driven by Charlie Kane. He wants to find his long lost son. Calypso tells him that his son was the clown in the ice cream truck who he killed during the tournament.
Outlaw is driven by Carl Roberts, an LAPD officer who wishes to live in a world without Twisted Metal, so Calypso throws him into space.
There are plenty of other characters but I'm only covering a few relevant to a major plotline. There are many more subplots.
So there was an extremely rare Twisted Metal 2 comic. It details Calypso's backstory, where young William Sparks accidentally ran over his sister while playing with the car while he was a kid. Now he's obsessed with vehicle carnage, becoming the best demolition derby driver ever, which is where he got the stage name, Calypso, until he accidentally killed his whole family including himself in a car accident. But the devil (who we know as Mr. Ash) loves demolition derbies, so if Calypso can beat the demon Minion in derby, he'll get to go back to earth and hold more tournaments for the devil's amusement. The dead souls, who are almost the best drivers in the world, get sent to hell for the devil to keep fighting each other.
Now the thing to understand is that Twisted Metal stories don't just contradict the other games in the series, but stories will contradict other stories in the same game. Sometimes they contradict themselves, and you can be sure as hell that they contradict the comic. But you get the broad strokes and you can tell what they're going for. And some of the contradiction is justified, as I'll get to soon.
One example of a contradiction is seen when playing as Outlaw 2. Jamie Roberts is looking for her brother who disappeared (thrown into space) after winning Twisted Metal 2005. However, when she gets to the mid-boss, Minion, it still says Minion won the previous tournament. It says that no matter who you're playing as. Of course, it's also a contradiction that everyone is still alive even though the losers should all be dead. But then that happens in a lot of fighting games. But hey, we get the point of what's going on. There are still continuing elements.
One of those elements is the final boss, Dark Tooth, who is insane after you killed his son, Sweet Tooth. So we can infer that this is the drunk cabbie, Charlie Kane, who drove Yellowjacket in the previous game.
You can unlock Minion as playable in this game. They call his driver Minion as well, but his story is that he's a demon whose powers have been stolen by Calypso and Calypso has forced him to win Twisted Metal every year so he wouldn't have to grant wishes. So we can obviously see that Minion is the demon Black from the previous game.