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Intentionally pitch a bad yet believable Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:02:31 196fb8 No.15825961

>bethesda announce a spiritual successor to both GTA San Andreas & saints row 1/2

>It ends up looking like a dark & edgy reboot of saints row

>it ends up playing like the lovechild of kingdom comes deliverance and RDR2 set in a fictional 90s ghetto

>Still Using gamebyro engine that powered fallout 76

>Multiplayer is Battle Royale running on the Gamebyro engine

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:07:06 600814 No.15825973

Okay get this

The user uploads an image of their choice to the server and then types some text to go with it but it has to follow a certain template

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:08:37 3abbf6 No.15825982

I lost brain cells reading this word vomit.

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:08:54 43de07 No.15825985

What

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:11:09 196fb8 No.15825997

>>15825982

>>15825985

Hey I have a college scholarship. That’s not cool.

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:13:55 696845 No.15826011

BUT PITCH WHAT THOUGH

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:17:22 196fb8 No.15826025

>>15826011

Video game

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:26:38 70852a No.15826057

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Nigger. What the hell are you even talking about?

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:44:49 90030a No.15826118

>>15825997

>getting defensive

>getting defensive in a way that doesn't address the criticism

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:44:51 8db387 No.15826119

>EA announces a crossover project with Blizzard

>Tiberium lands in the StarCraft galaxy

>Scrin fuck up the Confederacy

>Zerg follow the Scrin back through their wormhole technology

>Protoss follow Zerg

>GDI vs NOD vs Scrin vs Terrans vs Protoss vs Zerg vs Tiberium wildlife

>it's a 3rd person shooter with cover mechanics

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:51:25 8db387 No.15826152

>>15826119

Actually, know what? Fuck it. I'd play the shit out of this, if it were good.

Sci-fi is one of the few genres that lends itself to reasonable setting crossovers.

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 05:56:47 196fb8 No.15826958

>>15826119

>>15826152

Needs to be a IOS trading card game to happen.

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 06:36:33 27c2d6 No.15827080

File: c1e5644b7d8eee4⋯.jpg (27.38 KB, 627x476, 627:476, Ironhide.jpg)

File: 0466c66bab8688a⋯.jpg (10.4 KB, 296x238, 148:119, Megatron.jpg)

File: 740502403601ca4⋯.png (156.88 KB, 272x320, 17:20, Prime.png)

File: da1347ef3091138⋯.jpg (92.61 KB, 500x340, 25:17, Prowl.jpg)

>Activision

>Transformers

>Multiple continuity crossover

>MMORPG

>Mobile only

>Isometric view

>Touch controls

>Monaural audio

>P2W

>preorder exclusives

>cannot have all exclusives

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 06:38:14 719383 No.15827084

>>15825997

No one cares about a piece of paper you got from some Marxist shithole university, faggot. Your post is shit, your life is shit, and you should commit sudoku immediately.

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 06:58:46 68ab21 No.15827140

File: 81f3f27f784665a⋯.gif (2.01 MB, 500x288, 125:72, AT-STs, AT-STs, AT-STs, AT….gif)

>new From Software soulsborne

>no builds, no high variety of weapons and playstyles, no fashion souls, no magic, no PvP, no custom character, no jolly cooperation

>adds shitty one buttom stealth system and grappling hooks that only fix in predetermined places

>published by Activision

>the theme is zombie Samurais

Anonymous 12/06/18 (Thu) 07:11:46 5c890d No.15827173

>>15825961

>EA partners with Ubisoft for an open world Watch Dogs 3 with microtransactions

>physics is even worse than before

>enter a room

>NPCs fall to the floor

>everybody walk the dinosaur