8720c7 No.15795032
Bethesda advertised the Power Armor Edition showing a canvas bag and people got a shitty nylon bag.
c26697 No.15795038
Woah, you're telling me Fallout 76 is a cheap cash grab?
32446b No.15795041
>Canvas Bag
>Prototype
Todd, just…
fb3dd1 No.15795048
>what are you planning to do about this?
e8177d No.15795060
>>15795032
>It was too expensive
>We aren't planning on doing anything about it
The nerve of these people. It's like they know the kind of retards that buy these ""Deluxe Gold Special Collector's Edition""-stuff, and they just treat them like worthless cattle.
not like they aren't, but still
d7e305 No.15795067
Todd can't keep getting away with it
3de4b0 No.15795069
Not that I like their laws affecting shit but are there grounds for EU or AUS laws to btfo bethesda over false advertising with this?
b55146 No.15795116
Doesn't matter. These same brain dead herds of nigger cattle are still going to buy TES6 and Fallout 5.
765126 No.15795122
>We aren't planning on doing anything about it
PFFFHAHAHAHAHA
e4a852 No.15795124
>a canvas bag is too expensive to produce for a 200 dollar special edition
You can buy canvas bags for a few dollars. The absolute nerve of these kikes.
3dbcb4 No.15795131
>Buy bag because you were promised it is as advertised
>It's nothing like advertised
>Buy game because you were promised it is as advertised
>It's nothing like advertised
>Lying right to someone's face and taking their money is completely legal
11b276 No.15795138
>We aren't planning on doing anything about it
3de4b0 No.15795146
>>15795137
are there people ferociously defending this multi-faceted dumpster fire?
7eeef5 No.15795149
GUYS GUYS GUYS
DID YOU KNOW
GUYS
HEAR ME OUT
DID YOU KNOW
THAT FALLOUT
IS
BAD????????
e8177d No.15795155
>>15795137
Please tell me it's edited. There can't be so many people defending Bethesda right now after they fucked it up so badly.
3dbcb4 No.15795162
>>15795146
Some people will defend ANYTHING as long they absolutely believe in a false authority.
3dbcb4 No.15795165
>>15795161
Reminder most of the people recorded in laugh tracks are dead now.
fb3dd1 No.15795173
>>15795149
Your game sucks Todd/Pete. Get over it.
7eeef5 No.15795178
>>15795173
They already have, if you haven't noticed. At this point /v/ cares more about this pile of shit than Bethesda themselves.
11b276 No.15795184
>>15795178
dude just like, hide the thread if you it booty bothers you.
11b276 No.15795196
fb3dd1 No.15795202
>>15795178
>look at how not mad I am: the post
Yeah, okay Todd. Remember to get the kinks out of gamebryo Creation Engine before you start work on Staryield and Elderly Scrolls.
f513a8 No.15795210
>>15795032
This is a thing, I guess
d61a42 No.15795212
>>15795178
So? Shit must always be mocked.
5f4881 No.15795215
>>15795032
>nylon bag
>cardboard disc
That's pretty pathetic even for Bethesda. Why are people so willing to get shafted like this? Also, I wish that collector editions actually contained useful stuff to help you play the game. That's a whole lot more engaging.
d244fa No.15795216
I don't understand, why do people buy this shit in the first place?
11b276 No.15795223
>>15795210
>sorry we ripped you off of a physical item
>here's some digital crap that is in no way limited and we lose nothing by giving to you
This just keeps getting better.
7b53db No.15795224
>>15795215
the cardboard disc has been a practice that most companies have been doing for a while, there is no point in buying physical copies anymore
b7c27d No.15795228
The helmet looks like shit too, it's got maybe a quarter of the detail of the display model. It's chinkshit garbage that will rot in someones basement but still
8964da No.15795229
>>15795069
I work retail in aus and am fairly confident that anyone here would be viable for a full refund. Even the broken game itself would be refundable. If someone actually does take action they'll either have to refund or stop trading in aus.
f513a8 No.15795232
>>15795223
The replies are hilarious, there's so many cattle actually defending this shit
3d920a No.15795236
>>15795210
>>15795223
Not only is it fucking store credit for non existent goods, but it's fucking 5 dollars worth.
"Look I know we ripped you off for hundreds of dollars by giving you garbage that cost less than 20 bucks to make but here's 5 dollars to make it up to you." Fucking wew.
430310 No.15795238
>>15795149
Just because you can't get a refund doesn't mean you have to defend it.
224652 No.15795239
>>15795210
>500 atom points
I can only assume that shit is 5$ worth of fake money.
8ae5af No.15795241
>>15795069
Australian law would absolutely allow you to get a refund through your bank or credit card company for false advertising or products not matching the description.
>>15795137
>that pic
>"I like getting raped in the ass and then sucking my own shit off Todd's dick when he's done fucking me"
The absolute state of reddit. Goddamn.
As always, Todd posters need to be neutered on sight for continuing the cult of personality around him that was artificially constructed by marketers.
b55146 No.15795245
Reminder that this game has no form of anticheat. It simply checks to make sure there is no program named "cheatengine" running in the background.
7eeef5 No.15795248
>>15795212
You aren't mocking anything.
Boston Salt Party was "mocking the game", this is just beating a dead horse.
39fff9 No.15795251
>>15795210
LITERALLY FIVE DOLLARS
CAN'T EVEN BUY A RED COLORED PIP BOY
11b276 No.15795253
>>15795251
I think the fact a pip boy recolor costs 6 dollars is worse.
66b20f No.15795255
>>15795253
stop im dying i cant laugh any harder
429fff No.15795256
You'd have to be the blackest gorilla nigger to think it would look like the advertised product.
430310 No.15795269
>>15795256
Only retards buy these collectors editions, but it's funny seeing them get even more ripped off than usual.
f513a8 No.15795270
>>15795256
Looks aren't even the issue, the material is completely different(read: significantly lower quality). And all they did to try to fix it was give people some Monopoly money.
3d920a No.15795273
>>15795256
If the product literally says shit like
"Canvas bag" or "wearable helmet" It means that it still HAS to have those features otherwise it's false advertisement. You can cheat people with some leeway with that shit because technically all that shit still has the stuff as advertised (I assume those crappy stones light up).
b7f13c No.15795275
>>15795032
>We aren't planning on doing anything about it
based
11b276 No.15795281
>>15795273
>I assume those crappy stones light up).
pretty sure they don't.
f667af No.15795299
>>15795149
You mean zenimax's fallout.
You're welcome.
1ed1d5 No.15795319
>>15795281
>>15795273
They don't, which was why it was so hilarious to laugh at the niggers and chiggers who preordered it. They are plastic easter eggs, nothing more.
0187b1 No.15795321
>>15795032
Honestly the faggot deserves it for buying FO76 in the first place, let along some special edition of it.
7eeef5 No.15795347
>>15795321
Correct. Special editions are cancer, "gamer swag" is cancer and Fallout is cancer.
3d920a No.15795444
>>15795319
can't murricans sue for that shit? That seems like blatant false advertisement like fo76's shit.
df1566 No.15795453
>>15795210
Fallout 76 Atoms
34ab94 No.15795466
>>15795048
>drawn cosplay of emma watson
why
11b276 No.15795469
>>15795466
cause tracing images is easier?
34ab94 No.15795472
>>15795256
>HURR DURR BUYER BEWARE HURR DURR WE LIVE IN CHINA HURR DURR THERE IS NO OBLIGATION FOR ANYONE TO FULFILL THEIR PROMISES
THIS IS WHAT HAVING JEWS IN YOUR COUNTRY DOES TO A CULTURE
34ab94 No.15795476
>>15795469
But just do fakes of her, then.
53ce99 No.15795502
>>15795224
>there is no point in buying physical copies anymore
sure thing, rabbi. meanwhile i haven't "bought" any "game" that isn't on physical media and doesn't require 50+ gb day 1 "patch".
there's nothing you can ever do to stop me from playing these. now go suck a baby dick.
53ce99 No.15795516
>>15795256
>>15795273
>(I assume those crappy stones light up)
>stones
I assume you mean those excellent Infinity Eggs?
8720c7 No.15795540
>>15795256
>people paid premium price for dollar store plastic colored eggs
12a1c5 No.15795562
>>15795210
>>15795236
Not only is it useless store credit, $5, but it exists only to be spent inside their broken game!
7ecd13 No.15795563
>>15795314
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
3291e8 No.15795564
>>15795248
Stop bitching and mine that salt, faggot.
89dc61 No.15795581
>>15795032
All those poor bugs lol
Why would anybody buy this shit? I would be embarrassed to have any of that shit sitting around my place
56a62e No.15795587
>>15795032
>We aren't going to do anything about it
I'm not surprised.
any lawfags able to confirm if this is genuine false advertisement? The ad in no way said this WASN'T going to be canvas, and no where implied nylon to be the material in the final product.
12592c No.15795588
>>15795314
> almost TWENTY American dollars for a palette swap
6dcce0 No.15795609
What pisses me off the most is that I cannot pirate and seed fallout 76. Not to play it but to seed it as long as possible, not out of spite, but on principle.
46cc08 No.15795625
>>15795314
>>15795588
It's a palette swap that's literally just from Fallout 4, as well. They're literally just reselling part of Fallout 4 as 'premium on-disk content.'
6dcce0 No.15795638
>>15795476
the first pic is just retarded for a fake
3dc3c9 No.15795646
TODD WILL COME AND FUCK YOUR ASS
d7084a No.15795648
>>15795646
He should have recorded it.
c4c587 No.15795654
>They sent plastic helmets instead of cardboard.
>Printed maps instead of hand drawn ones.
Come on Todd, you can do worse.
5f4881 No.15795656
>>15795137
There are things besides Reddit Gold now? What are the perks even? They actually introduced a Reddit Silver? That's incredibly out of touch.
71a8e2 No.15795657
>>15795032
>actually buying beth shit
>actually buying nufallout games
>actually buying "special" editions
>expecting them to give a fuck
>not expecting yourself to get taken for a ride
FUCKING LMAO
This industry and the people in it may be shit, but at least I can get my kicks from watching this industry flex on dumb retards like in op's pic related.
563599 No.15795658
>>15795256
Well, that Goku statue for Dragon Ball FighterZ looked close to what it was advertised. It's just at certain angles that it didn't look as good as it should be because of the style they chose for it.
9c4973 No.15795663
71a8e2 No.15795679
>>15795646
>my wifes sons character*
0425df No.15795781
>>15795251
>Sorry we ripped you off for $100
>Here's $5 store credit
>There you go, 500 virtual fundollars like we promised!
>You can spend it on any store you want as long as it's our store
>Also, it costs you $1 to spend it on the cheapest item
These fucking Jews just defrauded people for $100, but then charged you a dollar to accept their apology
0425df No.15795785
>>15795587
Umm… the Collectors Edition contains the premium edition of the game. That's what you bought. All the extra stuff is bonus content and not part of the final product.
afe49b No.15795789
>>15795781
What were they thinking trying to charge 5+ dollars on reskins? This is fucking rediculous.
3aca65 No.15795790
>>15795256
Did the eggs at least light up?
429fff No.15795808
>>15795516
>>15795273
>>15795790
Yes the delicious eggs light up.
b08b4d No.15795811
so this is the power of bing bing wahoo in 2018
429fff No.15795813
>>15795472
shut ur mouth gweilo!
bb744a No.15795819
>The email response
>"We aren't planning on doing anything about it.
They just flat out refuse to even bother now.
Holy shit, what a total trainwreck Fallout 76 has become!
e1c5fe No.15795836
>We won't give you anything
>You're not entitled to what you payed for, goy
>Here's a shekel. Now fuck off.
c25cc4 No.15795852
>>15795069
Bethesda updated their website and changed a few lines pointing out that the bag is in fact made out of nylon and the PA helmet doesn't have any of the advertised features either. They gave the affected people $5 to spend on cosmetics in their in-game shop. If they accept (and they accept it automatically by playing the game according to the F76 terms of service) then the customers are no longer liable for any other form of compensation because they consciously or not accepted the deal. Todd escapes justice once again to lie another day.
3e9d5b No.15795853
>>15795646
That's the same glitch that happens in fallout 4.
7bb7e9 No.15795861
Vita limited edition > 500 atoms currency
12a1c5 No.15795870
>>15795853
Yeah but such glitches can be handled by the community. Why expect them to program competently when there's the community? Hell, why not just steal things from them like the mods they made to claim as your own work like the lighting? The community won't care.
>>15795852
That is AMAZINGLY jewy by changing the ads after the people bought the product, and a forced agreement they can't really back out of which only gives them 5 fakedollars that can only be used in-game.
b13a19 No.15795882
>>15795251
You know, they still could have given these chucklefucks something had absolutely ZERO cost to them - but had some actual utility in-game, to make up for this. You know, like maybe an account-locked dufflebag piece of armor which, when worn, increases the amount of scrap you can carry around by 2x. It'd be a QoL item that doesn't really unbalance the game since from what it seems - there is no end-game to the construction shit. It's all just done for it's own sake, and PVP is an absolute shitheap that nobody engages in anyhow aside from a few "Hey, look - we can do this thing. But it's not fun, so we're never going to do this thing again".
It'd also make dufflebag fags a prime target for other players if they ever do straighten out PVP and make collecting scrap worthwhile.
Hell there's even a FO4 mod ready for them to rip off.
ccccb4 No.15795897
>We aren't planning on doing anything about it
c25cc4 No.15795900
>>15795870
Yeah, and the fact that you have to pay another $7.95 of your own money just to make use of the 500 atom points you already got from Todd (the cheapest Item is 600 atombucks and the smallest atom pack costs $7.95) is even more outrageous. The house always wins. Bethesda is making money even when they give you "free" money.
430310 No.15795901
>>15795808
Those look like cheap Easter decorations.
6532ba No.15795907
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>>15795032
>Buys special edition for shit game from shit game company
>Gets equally as shit bag
>Complains to HR in hopes to get a solution
>get's .jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
719e07 No.15795934
>>15795656
From a leddit
>Silver just shows a fancy icon, but Platinum gives you a month of Reddit Premium, which removes ads and gives you access to a members-only lounge. Gold used to do this, but now it only gives you a week of Reddit Premium.
429fff No.15796008
>>15795900
This is gachashit tier prices
685b92 No.15796016
also they just tweeted this a few hours ago. in case anyone is wondering, apparently you can buy a door, and some plants with 500 atoms.
e222d2 No.15796026
>>15796016
>a door
>shit you could make for free in Fallout 4
>Bethesda is now charging three bucks.
We’re reaching levels of Kikery never before seen outside of freemium mobile games.
b08b4d No.15796039
>>15796016
>paying money for an in game door or plant
LOL
4d48c2 No.15796040
4fcb4f No.15796050
>>15795137
It's not the fucking point, it's fucking false advertisment meaning illegal in many countries
If you know an Ausfag that bought it they have a really good case here
1e2556 No.15796053
>>15796016
That third image literally made me cringe.
I felt my penis shrink into my body like a turtle's head.
ea0084 No.15796086
ea0084 No.15796088
>>15795852
>>15795870
TOS for video games are horribly faulty and really only meant to make people think they can't do anything. A judge would absolutely overrule that.
3d920a No.15796095
>>15796026
You think that's bad, there's literal outfits that you got for free in fallout 4 like the postman's outfit that they charge for.
d4e941 No.15796099
So how much good will capital does Bethesda have to burn through now before they are completely fucking sunk to EA levels with the normalfags?
3d920a No.15796105
>>15796099
Too much. Cocksuckers will come back if they even put out a mediocre game and praise it as a return to form.
429fff No.15796113
>>15796016
It looks like this game was pushed out just so they could sell mods in fallout 4 without backlash because its online only and users cant make them for free.
6607e6 No.15796115
>>15796105
This. It's widely accepted here that kikes never lose.
bd547d No.15796135
>>15795137
>planted posters vs reddit zombies.jpg
034b80 No.15796158
>>15796016
>500 atoms
for people that don't know, thats only 5 dollars
099543 No.15796166
>>15796158
>for people that don't know, thats only 5 dollars
You could probably just buy a real canvas bag for that money, either a cheap chinese one with handles sure to break off after moderate use or a real quality one after a trip to a thrift store, but still.
12592c No.15796202
b526f9 No.15796210
>>15796039
No, your misread.
An in-game door AND a plant.
A lot of value for those 5 bucks!
952783 No.15796218
>>15795032
Serves them right. Not only buying a shit game but a several hundered buckaroonie collector's edition at that.
430310 No.15796236
>>15796113
There's no point in doing that when people will just play Fallout 4 instead.
a41cc9 No.15796328
>>15796113
its candle that travels through time.
STOP MISLEADING YOUR CUSTOMERS TODD!
0a03b4 No.15796340
>>15795900
Is Todd Howard Jewish? Legit question, because that kind of ingenuity skinning the goyim can only come from (((G-d's Chosen Ones)))
0a03b4 No.15796346
>>15796099
All they need to do is release a Skyrim port for the upcoming Playstation 5 and all be forgiven and forgotten.
7a750c No.15796357
>>15796016
>a door and plants
Take that horse armour.
1cded9 No.15796358
>>15795870
>>15795853
Proof it was in Fallout 4.
40dd64 No.15796365
>>15796336
This is why I come here.
c222bc No.15796382
>>15796088
I fucking hope so but let's be realistic here; 90% of gamers and 100% of people who bought F76 collectors edition for the whooping $200 US dollarydoos are normalfags with the IQ of a peanut head nigger. They won't sue. They will harrumph many harrumphs and settle for 500 Toddbucks that can only be spend in the in-game shop promising themselves they won't get fooled again, just like the last time they fell for Todd's sweet little lies.
>>15796340
Todd has been perfecting the art of shekel extraction since Oblivion. He came up with Horse Armor DLC which led to our present situation. Todd knows gamers are nothing but dumb animals who live only to serve the chosen people. He's honorary jewish.
89341d No.15796384
>>15795165
That makes it even funnier
429fff No.15796386
>>15796236
They've got the creation club but its pretty obsolete on PC. With 76 they can charge for everything without modders undercutting them.
235e8f No.15796388
>>15795137
>This post has received the Platinum Award
What the fuck is that supposed to be, good goy points?
8c130a No.15796395
>>15796386
>With 76 they can charge for everything without modders undercutting them.
Good thing only the best Bethesdrones are buying into 76. I sincerely hope for layoffs after this shitshow
37987f No.15796398
I wish i could groom children as well as the video game industry.
haha
429fff No.15796402
>>15796388
I think its gifting the user a premium account. Its like a virtual reach around.
387839 No.15796405
>>15795472
You should've contacted meta-regulatory agency before buying.
Why would you expect your rice to be food and not rice-looking plastic pellets?
Government shouldn't interfere in any way with the free market.
dfbf09 No.15796419
576fb5 No.15796423
It really is amazing seeing these companies that were holy cows to the normalfags be hoisted on their own petard built of greedy and arrogant laziness.
dfbf09 No.15796426
>>15796423
If only the normalfags would join them and free us from this endless cycle of retardation.
b206d6 No.15796429
>>15796405
Just make your own god damn chips.
576fb5 No.15796435
>>15796426
Oh, you can't stop that, homo sapiens are a lot like ants more than apes or herd animals, we aren't born equally but instead with types in order to facilitate group cohesion. Indians had it right to classify some people as avarna.
16537b No.15796438
cough cough capitalism cough cough
6249d8 No.15796441
>>15796419
>do image search
>grab whatever is fitting
>don't bother changing the name because only a moron would give a fuck about it
fd1294 No.15796444
I find it appropriate that they're sending out the collector's edition of Fallout 76 in a trash bag.
40088b No.15796445
Posted in wrong thread.
With all this talk about shitty collector's editions that don't even include the game. What are some games that had worthwhile collector editions that showed the companies at least gave a little bit of respect for their supporters? Shit like "thank you!" and "thank for you playing!" cards in the box.
23f928 No.15796450
>>15796445
I bought the dark souls collectors edition which was just a small book with artwork and a dvd. Was pretty happy about it only collectors edition I ever bought
bd547d No.15796454
>>15795808
If I wasnt broke I would go out with friends and have a competition to buy as many as we could locally and make a documentary on it. It wouldnt even be a huge budget either. EVERY GAMESTOP I have spotted at least 5 of these little fuckers covered in dust.
c18eff No.15796458
>paying actual money for vidya
>paying actual money for vidya merchandise
>not instantly shunning marketing campaigns that sell vidya "editions" that are the exact same save for a few cheap plastic items
You are what us wrong with the industry. Enjoy wallowing in and paying for cancer.
dfbf09 No.15796469
100233 No.15796477
>normalniggers buy cheap plastic crap made by starving chink children to proudly put it on display
I understand toys for children, because they actually play with them. I somewhat understand weeb figurines, if they're well made and actually look like a work of art. But this mass-produced plastic crap is utterly useless.
dfbf09 No.15796478
>>15796477
They actually think it's an investment and many make unboxing videos with enough views for the ad revenue to pay for it anyway. As for your everyday shmuck it's merely another case of "everyone else is doing so must I".
4b4742 No.15796482
>>15796468
Stop spamming this Tyrone nigger everywhere trash, its not funny at all and you know it.
40088b No.15796484
>>15796450
Those are the only ones I could justify buying. Practical ones without useless plastic shit. Just the game, soundtrack, and an art book since physcal books are nice to read/view. Maybe a figure too if it isn't QUALITY.
23f928 No.15796486
>>15796482
>This desperate for replies
Why? Why make posts like these? Are you just too shy to ask for tyrone pics and webms to fill your folder?
540c44 No.15796493
>>15796445
I don't tend to buy CEs unless it's the only way to get an actual physical copy of a game, but as I don't buy games at launch much, I don't buy CEs much either. A first print bonus or free LE upgrade though, I don't usually complain about, especially if it nets something more than just a sampler OST, like a full OST or artbook (which makes it all the stranger that some games that do have good artists or composers somehow can't get either into a "pay extra" CE over shit like fucking stickers). And if anything, while it could be taken as added incentive to buy at launch, it does wind up an extra production cost on their end for something that fans should hopefully appreciate. Of course, physical bonuses like that don't happen as much as they should anymore, when they can just give a DLC code and call it a day, or lock everything like that to a Collector's Edition ranging $80-$200.
While on the topic, if there's something I fucking hate, it's taking something that one region had for free and then locking it to a "give more shekels please" CE here as a further "perk" to spend money on. Bamco for instance locking the formerly free-with-preorder-in-Japan cameo costumes to the CE here. A CE that cost $130 (plus tax), over twice the cost of the basic release of the game.
cd78ab No.15796501
>>15795032
Do not accept their hush money.
Inform the FTC
Argue this is false advertisement because they did not state up front that the product shown may not match the product shipped.
141b20 No.15796505
>>15796501
>Implying anyone here bought fallout 74
>Implying they bought the collectors edition
Right? Dont answer that
8c2eb9 No.15796506
Is it possible to suffocate oneself with the bag?
fc8a31 No.15796508
>>15796505
I highly doubt it, despite the fact that some people here probably bought FO4 and Skyrim.
2b7d0c No.15796514
8e89c9 No.15796519
They didn't only made a non modeable game, they want to charge you money for crappy reskins.
I hope this kills Bethesda.
7b53db No.15796524
>>15795502
i'm not defending this shit faggot, i'm just saying that most of the physical releases of modern games come with the shitty plastic carboard disc
3dbcb4 No.15796526
c31c26 No.15796536
>>15796016
>500 atoms
They're just insulting their customers at this point.
b52006 No.15796537
>>15796525
I heard this one was fake
540c44 No.15796543
>>15795256
>Chun-Li
I wish I could that image someone made in response the figure looking like it had black eyes, the text something like "He only beats me because he loves me".
>>15796525
>Over six years ago now.
f2bd99 No.15796545
If you're STILL buying shit from AAA trashers then you deserve to get jewed.
fc8a31 No.15796548
>>15796537
Same.
I think the guy made it himself.
>>15796536
You know, it's really funny.
A guy who works at a farm has to tend to his livestock properly so it can give him something valuable in return.
If he doesn't, it will either die, become diseased or find itself at odd ends with its master and grow to dislike him which can have serious consequences.
Cattle gets better treatment than "gamers."
815a26 No.15796551
>>15796548
Cows are cute and very tasty
404285 No.15796553
>>15796438
cough cough false dichotomy vough cough
2b7d0c No.15796554
>>15796543
I only have these.
c358ae No.15796565
>>15795137
I use the infamous 2 bag from time to time
2b7d0c No.15796566
>>15796551
And sometimes they're very big.
c358ae No.15796575
>>15796566
That's a big cow.
429fff No.15796585
>>15796554
Even the comics they did for this game looked fucked up
c4e128 No.15796590
>>15796388
>>15796402
That's not even the best part. See those gold stars and other doodads? I think you have to pay money just to give those to a post you like. They're like super upvotes in the 20-30$ range. I can't remember.
fc0ee7 No.15796591
>>15796585
Why does Zero have a mustache?
5f4881 No.15796602
>>15796566
All the other cows are actually quite small. The large one is only 6'4".
429fff No.15796606
>>15796591
Its the sword but it does look like a mustache
40dd64 No.15796613
>>15796591
Because hes getting too old for this bullshit.
0fb6ac No.15796620
>>15796602
How the fuck do you even measure a cow's height?
dfbf09 No.15796621
>>15796581
That's a lot of interns.
0fb6ac No.15796622
6b34c6 No.15796624
>>15796620
>doesn't know the difference between height and length
Stay in school anon.
0fb6ac No.15796632
>>15796624
why don't they measure it the way they do humans?
95ca5e No.15796634
>>15796602
You know nothing of cows. 6'4" is fucking gigantic.
fc8a31 No.15796636
>>15796620
>how do you measure height
How high are you right now, anon?
Be honest.
40dd64 No.15796645
>>15796632
>why don't they measure it the way they do humans?
You drunk?
5f4881 No.15796646
>>15796620
>that oekaki
What, do you think that whenever they're getting measurements, they stand on their two hind legs and walk over like some fuckin Far Side comic?
0fb6ac No.15796647
>>15796646
consider the following
0fb6ac No.15796652
>>15796646
Don't call it height then, isn't there some special term? Head-to-hooves or whatever? Height is for humans only
40dd64 No.15796656
>>15796652
>Height is for humans only
How would you define it for buildings then? Door to roof ratio?
wew lad, english must not be your first language.
2fb923 No.15796658
>>15796652
It's at the "shoulder" height. Same for all four-legged animals.
8c7b07 No.15796659
>>15796652
Height means "vertical."
It does not mean head to toe.
95ca5e No.15796661
>>15796652
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT
STOP
a7f9e0 No.15796670
>>15796652
are you baiting or are you actually that stupid?
ec8ddb No.15796673
>>15796652
>you're posting in a board with people this stupid right now
ae6b91 No.15796678
>>15796505
Why is that woman eating the other girls' face? What is the source?
5f4881 No.15796687
>>15796652
>Head-to-hooves
More like hoof to head. I'm not a ponyfucker it's just the only workable image I could find I'm sorry.
ccd1e8 No.15796691
File: 4e14a5bbf761cda⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 105.15 KB, 1280x710, 128:71, Man gets trapped in bed.jpg)
>>15795032
Anyone who gives Bethesda money deserves the worst outcome.
b32b67 No.15796692
>>15796652
WEW LAD, WHAT A FUCKING MONGOLOID
c31c26 No.15796697
Why are you talking about cows
2fb923 No.15796698
fc8a31 No.15796702
>>15796697
>when the game is so shit and barren it's not even worth shitting on
4503c8 No.15796706
>>15796652
Put me in the screencap.
141b20 No.15796708
>>15796678
>The other girl
It's ss, forgot where I got it from. It's on exhentai though
5f4881 No.15796709
>>15796697
Cowposting is the future. Submit, and become one with the herd.
2a6730 No.15796714
>>15796620
>>15796652
>>15796646
>>15796647
This is a blatant attempt at manufacturing a "le funny screencap"
You're all idiots for falling for it.
404285 No.15796715
>>15796714
>people can't really be this stupid
I wish I could be as optimistic as you. Consider, for example, that people bought Fallout 76.
85d550 No.15796717
>>15796652
hello microwave time anon
2b7d0c No.15796720
>>15796652
>isn't there some special term?
Are you thinking of "hands"?
8a3381 No.15796727
>>15795032
This reminds me of the shit chinks pull when selling steel, according to that one thread. Is Todd a chink in spirit?
0fb6ac No.15796731
>>15796720
Horse hands is even more retarded than whatever i came up with
dfbf09 No.15796733
>>15796727
He's about as big as one.
fc8a31 No.15796735
>>15796731
You're pretty good.
c31c26 No.15796740
If you're going to derail at least do it with something better.
cc7cd9 No.15796742
>>15795256
>>15795808
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
2b7d0c No.15796745
>>15796731
Consider this though.
7b53db No.15796747
>>15796652
fucking christ.
58cb31 No.15796748
>>15796527
do they all do this? i have one but never took it out of its packaging and havnt sold it yet. (i got it for free) its a pvc figure like those anime ones, right? those dont do that as far as i know…
e9d8a2 No.15796765
>>15796496
The fucking chessmaster must be stopped holy shit.
8e89c9 No.15796766
>>15796566
I just don't understand why the farmer didn't just waited for that cow to breed and create a race of supercows to give steaks world wide.
a09986 No.15796767
58cb31 No.15796768
>>15796766
>thinks farmers dont breed cows
why are you like this?
2b7d0c No.15796770
>>15796766
Yeah that's the sad part about this.
8e89c9 No.15796772
>>15796745
Isn't that the philipinian rape horse?
8e89c9 No.15796775
>>15796768
He just wanted to sell THAT cow and not wait until he could have some calves with the same DNA and start a new breed.
dfbf09 No.15796776
>>15796766
I'd be willing to bet that thing's meat tastes like shit.
0fb6ac No.15796785
>>15796745
what the fuck anon those hands look way too similar to mine
>local poster is actually 1/4 horse
8e89c9 No.15796788
>>15796776
Why would you think that? if it is a product of nature that cow should have full meaty taste, not watered down taste like most hormoned meat.
576fb5 No.15796794
>>15796745
Horse Armor DLC?
d55f25 No.15796798
>>15795032
>we aren't planning on doing anything about it.
Is this real? It's too funny to be true.
FO76 has to be the blunder of the century at this point, how did they screw it up that badly? It's like they're doing it on purpose.
dfbf09 No.15796805
>>15796798
> It's like they're doing it on purpose.
I guarantee you they are. This sets the bar so low now Starfield doesn't even need to be mediocre for people to think Bethesda redeemed themselves.
576fb5 No.15796807
>>15796798
Stagnant water rots, success breeds loss.
100233 No.15796811
>>15796766
Because it's way too huge and a) his farm equipment is not meant for animals that size b) it's difficult and dangerous to handle c) it's a steer, meaning that the poor bastard was castrated young and can't reproduce anyway.
481621 No.15796812
>>15796783
>Tikbalangs or Tigbolan scare travelers, lead them astray and play tricks on them such as making them return to an arbitrary path no matter how far they go or turn. This is counteracted by wearing one's shirt inside out.
Rape horse sounds cooler
8e89c9 No.15796817
>>15796811
>c) it's a steer, meaning that the poor bastard was castrated young and can't reproduce anyway.
Well, the loss of the farmer.
8e89c9 No.15796819
>>15796812
I sear I saw it was some sort of rape horse too. I even used it for a scary prison shadowrun campaign.
2b7d0c No.15796821
>>15796817
Frankly they should clone it.
8e89c9 No.15796824
>>15796821
Isn't cloning still actuall shit and just create damaged creatures?
481621 No.15796831
>>15796819
I was just curious and took a quick look at wikipedia, i'm sure there are more graphic stories out there but it's wikipedia so expect a lot of euphenisms.
100233 No.15796832
>>15796817
He probably already got it without balls anyway. Looks like he buys male dairy calves, feeds them up until certain age/weight and then slaughters. I'm guessing part of the reason this steer got so huge was because he's castrated in the first place.
Someone could probably look in his lineage, his mother may be still around, just inseminate her with this steer's father again, or find some of his siblings, see how they turned out.
2b7d0c No.15796836
>>15796824
It creates animals that are the cellular age of the animal that it was cloned from at the time. It's not great in most situations but in this case it would allow access to a working pair of cow testicles in order to breed more giant cows.
b1c00f No.15796871
>>15796697
Because farmer take care of their cattle, while devs tell players they can't do anything about nylon bags being promoted as canvas.
546a2a No.15796890
>>15796105
>skyrim 2 releases
holy shit this game is awesome! what? nah you don't NEED to buy the premium shit, that just helps you level up, but you can just grind and you'll get there!
i really appreciate companies like bethesda, they care about us!
<the game doesn't even work
LOL MODS!!
c3f0f5 No.15796894
>>15796585
>>15796591
Worse, the hack who drew this copied artwork from the wrong series
7b53db No.15796912
>>15796890
>mods will fix it
>Unofficial Skyrim 2 Patch requires 18000 creation club points Confirm Purchase? Y/N
c54449 No.15796920
>>15795210
>bag is too expensive to make! fuck off!
>instead of expensive bag we will give you our 5funbux you can spend in our virtual store
Seems fair.
8eeb79 No.15796922
>>15796890
>>15796912
How would mods even work in a game like this?
3cfc7b No.15796926
'member when this sort of thing was false advertising and companies would get buttfucked in class action lawlsuits?
No you don't, you are millenials. When the jew shits you eat.
1a9be5 No.15796930
>buying
>from the internet
These people should only be scorned and laughed. They should be made as an example when consumerism and blind faith in some franchises goes too far.
7b53db No.15796933
>>15796922
mods? you mean mini-DLCs?
7fd244 No.15796936
>>15796536
Does anyone pity Bethesda's customers at this point though? I couldn't care less about the shit eating sheep that paid for this trash. I hope Bethesda keeps fucking them.
c54449 No.15796937
>>15796922
Same way they tried in steam "pay us for used2be free mods". Bethesda was the one who wanted to implement it in the 1st place. You make horse armor and sell if for 5$. People purchase it and you get the money! 25% of the money, bethesda takes other 75%. Minus tax. And they might pay you in their store credit. But only if your item sell enough in terms of money and number of sales. Per month. Otherwise tough luck, kiddo.
dfbf09 No.15796939
>>15796926
You're really bad at this.
546a2a No.15796943
>>15796566
not a cow, but a steer (male)
4ebefc No.15796945
>>15796922
You pay Bethesda for the privilege of renting a "private" server you can run mods on. Then you buy the mods from Bethesda's mod store; unapproved mods won't run on official Bethesda "private" servers.
7fd244 No.15796949
>>15796945
I hope this is 100% correct.
8eeb79 No.15796956
>>15796933
>>15796937
I still can’t believe they had the gall to try and push for paid mods. Who was going to pay to play a fan made patch that fixed the problems you were supposed to fix two years ago.
>>15796945
Id pay good money to watch em burn.
03ad16 No.15796960
New Vegas Collectors edition was only 20$ more and the PC version 10$ less so only 69.99 cad at the time and there was more effort put into it. The poker chips have heft, especially the "platinum" chip no it's not platinum but it is fairly durable the chips are painted on, no stickers and the cards all look nice. The comic is alright. And the disk is a fucking steam install but still an actual disk, and they should have been smacked for that one. Bethesda are cheap asses
95ca5e No.15796965
224652 No.15796973
>>15796960
You also got a "Making of" DVD, which was pretty cool.
c54449 No.15796975
>>15796956
>I still can’t believe
I can easily believe they can start demanding subscription to keep your games otherwise they will start deleting them from your library. Its not hard to believe its easy to expect!
7b53db No.15796983
>>15796975
>forced to pay a subscription to play streamed games in the Cloud (TM) while paying a gold subscription to play online with goy points
i can see that coming soon
03ad16 No.15796985
>>15796973
I forgot that. Yeah that was nice. I havr both the ces for Diablo 3, I know billy me, but the included shit like the artbooks and making of as well as Diablo 2 were worth more than Diablo 3 itself, I would have been more upset about the shit purchase if it did not have Diablo 2 and the artbook. Still not my worst purchase though. Fuck you Kevin Levine.
9e219e No.15796988
>>15795137
>get lied to by a company for your dollary doos
>dont get the product that you were adverstied
<WhO tHe FuCk CaReS iTs JuSt A bAg?!
40088b No.15796992
>>15796983
And you'll still be forced to buy the game up front and buy the streaming client as well.
03ad16 No.15796993
>>15796983
It's what Nintendo is doing. It's what Sony has been doing. It's what Microsoft has been doing. And easy has more or less confirmed that's what they will do.
546a2a No.15797000
>>15796912
>y
hey, it's the least i can do, i grew up with oblivion, they deserve it
224652 No.15797006
>>15797000
>grew up with oblivion
At this point, it's
>i grew up with Skyrim
cc7cd9 No.15797007
>>15796975
>>15796983
>>15796992
It's already here, friends.
Sony's answer to "backward compatibility".
fc8a31 No.15797013
>>15797007
Is Sony competing in the cancer Olympics or something?
40088b No.15797019
>>15797007
Even when I'm trying to predict the worst. The jews have already been two steps ahead of me.
546a2a No.15797026
>>15797006
>10 years from now
you guys miss proper rpgs like skyrim? now all we get is fps games with rpg elements :/
i don't mind paying for my steam subscription but, i don't know, what do guys think?
i miss the old bethesda/bioware
:/
b206d6 No.15797029
>>15796656
>Door to roof ratio?
Eiffel tower btfo for all eternity.
693585 No.15797033
>>15796687
>apologising for using a fucking reaction image on an anonymous imageboard
Wew, imagine being this much of a cuck
71a8e2 No.15797040
>>15796652
American education, anons.
>>15796438
>the left still cant meme
Imagine my shock.
224652 No.15797051
>>15797026
>ten years from now
>man, call of duty really went to shit after Black Ops 3 right guys?
>man, battlefield really went to shit after Battlefield 1, right guys?
>man WoW really went to shit after BFA, right guys?
>man Far Cry really went to shit after 5, right guys?
>man Rockstar really went to shit after Red Dead 2, right guys?
I can't do any more, it's physically hurting me
fc8a31 No.15797064
>>15797051
Anyone looking that far back will be a lot more critical of those games, just as most here are with titles that are even older.
546a2a No.15797070
>>15797051
lol it is fucking painful, worst part are the retards who go
>if you don't like it, you don't need to play it
no shit, kids are growing up thinking cinematic games are "the best" and shit like skyrim is an rpg
worst part is hardly any of these cunts play the games, just watch faggy streamers trying to get money
i wish it didn't annoy me because getting angry of vidya is pretty gay but i am
a34d2a No.15797073
>>15796585
>Haggar looks like a roid raging Freddy Mercury
>Zero being replaced with Dr.Wiley
>Rocket Raccoon doing the “No U” pose
>Everything about Chun-Li
Is this what western comics have become?
057de1 No.15797085
>>15797051
That's the thing, every greedy ass company is just getting worse and worse, eventually games are going to get so fucking bad and preditory that the industry is going to crash like in the 80s. I hope all these newfags finally learn their lesson and don't spend another dime on a Bethesda game until they decide to stop being such lazy jewish assholes.
bb9b91 No.15797115
>not enjoying being backpack cucked by your friend Todd
a7f9e0 No.15797116
>>15797085
>muh crash
not gonna happen unless devs and publishers stop toeing the "how much can we squeeze out of these cattle before they snap" -line and just go full out on the greed so even the normalfags can't ignore it.
even then it probably won't matter since mobile gaming is technically where the majority of cashcows are
it's just gonna get worse from here on anon
8997d9 No.15797128
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15795210
>falsely advertise your product
>we’re sorry, here’s five in game dollary doos to make up for it!
>go crazy champ!
How they keep getting away with it is beyond me.
481621 No.15797150
>>15797115
>Tfw you have to sweat your ass off in a nylon bag instead of the comfy canvas
8eeb79 No.15797151
>>15797128
Because the judges don’t know and don’t care about video games so when you bring them to court it’s laughed out. If even one company is brought to task for deceptive practices this type of cancer might subside.
58cb31 No.15797177
>>15797128
their fans deserve it. im rooting for bethesda on this one. make casuals pay, and insult them. i genuinely wish bethesda would give them the 500 "atoms" then make them some special atoms that can only be used on certain shit goods.. then send the user a bill for 7.99
224652 No.15797179
>>15797177
You can't buy anything in that game for 5$, I'm pretty sure. The pipboy recolors, which I'd imagine are the cheapest shit in the game are 6$.
dfbf09 No.15797188
>>15797116
>illiterate niggers still don't know what a crash is
58cb31 No.15797194
>>15797179
i know. i wish they were offered a coupon for 5% off 5000 atoms instead.
cfce75 No.15797202
>>15795032
See that bag? You can put things in it.
0fb6ac No.15797211
Why the fuck was there a bag in the first place?
It's not like the infamous 2's special edition where the bag was a replica of a courier's bag that the mc uses. Is it their metaphor to pack bags and leave the industry?
b62b6f No.15797239
>>15796402
Wait a second, I think I recognize this soyboy. An acquaintance of mine read his gay little post to me for 5 minutes straight in a vain attempt to get me to vote blue during the midterms. He set a bad example for stupid faggots who think their e-peen is worth a damn, no wonder some rag wrote an article about him. Sage for off-topic.
e9d8a2 No.15797321
>>15797202
Of course if you actually put anything in the bag bethesda will probably just claim ownership of it like they do in their ToS.
8b58e5 No.15797322
>>15796788
The funny thing is seeing meat resellers using marbled fat as a selling point for premium beef when all that means is that they're fed a shitload of gmo corn and soy.
404285 No.15797330
>>15797188
sorry, mein Fuhrer, but expecting a crash akin to the one in the 80s is totally unrealistic. It's the same as expecting a crash from Hollywood today, because that's how big and profitable games have become. The industry was fledgling in the 80s, many considered it a fad in the US, and to top it all off E.T. wasn't even close to the worst game produced during that era even though the crash was blamed on it
f01408 No.15797334
>>15797322
Marbled beef tastes the best though.
c94737 No.15797365
>>15795190
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY REPOST THIS YOU AUTISTS
8b58e5 No.15797381
>>15797334
Fat tastes good in general, its easy enough to plop fat in a skillet, render it and make some fried skins.
8f2d87 No.15797411
>>15796113
Honestly I do like the idea of using scented products as an adjunct to VR.
d7f614 No.15797413
>>15795032
>We aren't planning on doing anything about it
d7f614 No.15797446
>>15795251
76 isn't a game it's just a cash syphon.
d7f614 No.15797455
>>15795256
Successfully suing them for false advertising would set a precedent and see these things either vanish or get their shit shaped up to what they claim to be hawking..
eb98fc No.15797460
>the bag we advertised was too expensive to make
Holy fuck
8f2d87 No.15797482
>>15796983
Welcome to the hell that is games as a service.
>>15797179
You can get a new door for 300 or some potted plants for 200.
a66a0f No.15797502
>>15796924
Leftypol hang yourself
b6eea1 No.15797512
So the collector edition was not requested enough, so they had to cheapen it to break even.
An other proof that fallout 76 failed when normalfags realized what a bland game fallout 4 was.
cfa4aa No.15797519
>>15797455
>Successfully suing them for false advertising
It says "contents may vary". I doubt you could win the case. Still, if many people sued them through small claims it could cost them money even if they won all of them.
d7f614 No.15797520
>>15795314
Premier tier kikery.
>>15795657
Anyone buying special edition anything deserves to be ripped off for being so fucking stupid. All they had to do was look at the last debacle or wait 10 damn minutes to see what they were actually getting..
>>15796008
>All the kidtoy shit in that room
>>15796477
These supposed adults need to grow the fuck up.
e16585 No.15797529
>>15795137
These morons deserve everything they get from Bethesda. Actual NPCs.
7af35c No.15797564
>>15795785
its a picture of stuff that you buy. they add words to it. its a game name. there iis not real definition of a game. they showed a picture of stuff. said this name is that stuff. you get stuff, its not it. how is that not false advertising.
fb586d No.15797579
>>15795781
This behavior is nothing new, yet I can't help but enjoy laughing at it. What a fucking mess.
4503c8 No.15797588
>>15795781
The comic should be as follows:
>Can I borrow $50?
<$40? What do you need $30 for? I don't have $20!
<Fine, here's $10, share it with your brother, pay it back by Friday with interest.
The last line is iffy, but yeah.
6c3983 No.15797608
>>15796720
Thats Mr. Hands to you.
807dfa No.15797613
>>15795836
>Guy tries to sue for false advertising
>Hey goy we already settled this
>We offered an entire shekel of store credit and you hit the accept button
>You gave up your right to prosecute us by accepting that
464232 No.15797632
>>15797579
huh, it's real. well, how about that. what a shit show. part of me is happy and another part is sad. fallout never deserved this, but betheshit sure does
65a12f No.15797646
>>15795137
We've hit NTR levels of autism
80cf31 No.15797655
548614 No.15797684
>>15796551
> Still saving massive fucking gifs
39506a No.15797715
>>15796785
I don't believe it. Post a picture of your hands
9349d8 No.15797729
>>15797684
God I wish I was a cow. Free food, no fear of predators in some farm, guaranteed mating, get to do shit like the webm, death is quick and painless without me even knowing it.
Obviously I assume I'm in a white country.
c85967 No.15797738
>>15797729
The man who would throwaway freedom for safety deserves neither.
dfbf09 No.15797743
>>15797729
>guaranteed mating
You'd get a rubber band put around your balls after a month and then they'd fall off.
639e75 No.15797748
>>15797729
>Cow
>Not bull
Tranny detected.
546a2a No.15797749
>>15797738
but the man who becomes a cow gets to fuck and then die without knowing it
logic fucked us up, other animals are better off
e4dc49 No.15797751
>>15797738
well, we have neither anymore!
615630 No.15797756
>>15797498
It would be amazing if this knucklehead got fired over this whole mess.
9349d8 No.15797768
>>15797738
>says the goyim that has neither
People ultimately seek comfort and it make perfect sense to sacrifice freedom for the sake of freedom.
Your next line will be "governments shouldn't interfere in gaming and we should wait for the free market to fix itself".
9349d8 No.15797773
sacrifice freedom for the sake of comfort*
dfbf09 No.15797777
>>15797763
>pay a bunch of interns in MS store points
>put in their contract they have to spend it all on DLC for at least 6 months before they're hired
c31c26 No.15797781
>>15795137
>super upvotes
>super DUPER upvotes
>𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 𝕌𝕡𝕧𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤
Reddit is the funniest shit to me.
c31c26 No.15797784
>>15797777
Very nice digits
c31c26 No.15797789
>>15797743
Cows don't have balls, anon. They have vaginas.
9349d8 No.15797793
>>15797777
I am now conducting appreciation of the arbitrary numerical your post was assigned.
8c7b07 No.15797801
>>15797579
You're missing that the smallest increment of funny money costs $7.95, elevating te situation to gigajew territory.
39506a No.15797806
>>15797579
You're also missing the correction to the $100 post that correctly names the price as $200.
ebe91d No.15797834
>>15797519
> *Contents may vary
What is it, a fucking kinder surprise? How the fuck could they legally get away with this just because they have a "What's displayed may not be representative at all of what you actually get" line of small print?
1c713a No.15797855
>>15797029
That fucking dog ALWAYS gets me
7fd244 No.15797868
>>15797834
That fine print wouldn't hold up but at the price point you would have to go to small claims court and there's several fees to pay in order to get a suit going. If you win you can have the defendant pay the fees Someone willing to sue over $200 is someone that couldn't afford to take off work to sue in the first place. So you go to class action lawsuit where the lawyer gets ~75% of the winnings and the 10,000 other plaintiffs all get something like $50 each. These companies get away with these practices because fighting it isn't worth it.
70e202 No.15797882
>>15795137
nice bait, actually got me to load up r*ddit to behold this ghastly sight for myself.
7fd244 No.15797890
>>15797868
Actually the plaintiffs would more likely get $20-$25 in a visa gift card or check. The price of an actual, somewhat decent canvas bag. Because the settlement will be based on the value of the item you're suing for not the price of the product you paid.
I still remember the $30 nvidia GTX 970 class action reward for false advertising. The lawyers made millions.
100233 No.15797902
>>15797743
>>15797789
>>15797729
You'd get a vet putting his hand up your ass to direct a small tube of bull semen to your womb. Cows don't enjoy artificial insemination, unless they get something tasty, like some grain to eat during the whole ordeal. Hell, they don't particularly enjoy the real thing either, nobody likes it when a bull that can weigh way over a tonne jumps on you multiple times a day.
4e71df No.15797906
>>15797890
>>15797868
Class Actions are less about consumers getting their money back, and more about the corporations getting punished for their shit practices. Of course, at the end of the day, the money goes from the hands of one group of jews to another group of jews, but perhaps after paying out, a corporation might be less willing to jew their consumers.
c329fd No.15797907
>>15796960
>but still I mean, at least an actual disk? for me to throw away.. in the garbage
What's the point in wasting money on a disk and a case if you're not going to put the bloody game on the bloody disk to begin with? And why do people get upset when you don't give them their nice pretty disk that has no purpose?
7fd244 No.15797914
>>15797902
>Cows don't enjoy artificial insemination.
>they don't particularly enjoy the real thing either
Only humans and dolphins have sex for fun anyway.
cfa4aa No.15797966
>>15797729
>death is quick and painless
Only in goy farms. For kosher meat the cow must die in suffering.
>>15797748
Bulls get a probe shoved up their ass and are shocked to cum. They don't fuck cows, and unlike horses they don't fuck porn stars either.
d7f614 No.15797986
>>15797834
These 'collectors edition' packages are established rip-offs at this point. It's like that Loot Crate shit, a desperate shovel full of poorly made, ill thought out crap stuffed into a box that some retard has stumped 4 times the value for on a weak promise. Yes Beth are scum for doing it but the buyers have no-one but themselves to blame given the past track record, they've had enough tales of dissatisfaction, they should have learned by now.
Shit, anyone buying this without all that (((bonus material))) is due a kick in the fucking head for being so dumb. No-one paying any attention thought this trainwreck was going to be any good, there was like 10 minutes between them announcing and releasing it and it was utterly obvious that it was a Fallout 4 hackjob with even less in the way of features. Everything they showed proved it was going to be terrible and empty, the combat, the no-missions, the fucking Skytard dragon. It's becoming very evident that people have no fucking clue what makes a good/passable/enjoyable game anymore and will just leap on the next iteration of whatever tripe gets barfed up in the hopes that it lived up to whatever came before, we're all guilty of it to some degree but at least some of us retain the sense not to fall for it again.
>>15797868
It's like something out of China with kikery on top.
100233 No.15797988
>>15797966
>Bulls get a probe shoved up their ass and are shocked to cum
Where the fuck are you from?
I've been in two bull stations during uni, the bulls were just humping a mannequin, or another bull, while a man with something akin to a fleshlight jacked them off.
c329fd No.15798003
>>15797748
>he doesn't want have a four cute feminine benises
GAY
also, enjoy getting castrated sweetie (ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*)
d7f614 No.15798005
>>15797988
>while a man with something akin to a fleshlight jacked them off
Call me crazy but I think the 'probe up the ass' method sounds more tasteful.
7fd244 No.15798010
>>15797906
Which is why the vast majority of ToS today demands you give up your right to a class action in exchange for arbitration and, in America, it's legal and allowed to request a customer sign away their rights to sue AFTER already paying for the product even when you may not have any option for a refund. Anyone have the webm of the nig knocking over displays at gamestop after they refused him a refund for this game?
100233 No.15798015
>>15798005
Even with a probe up your ass, a man with a plastic bag will still be there to collect the semen, you know.
ccccb4 No.15798056
>>15797000
>Hoverhanding a "chick" he's been "seeing" for 3 years when they first "met"
That's fucking disgusting, holy shit, what is that thing.
a8341b No.15798084
>>15797000
>think that can't possibly be real
>it's real
>anyone who doesn't pretend the male mutt is a girl got beaned
c31c26 No.15798116
>>15798003
A bull isn't castrated you dummie, that's a steer.
4c0a9a No.15798151
>>15798084
Why am i not surprised?
54e844 No.15798244
>>15795314
When will they start charging money for you to make a name for your character or trying to move your character at all?
1c713a No.15798307
>>15798244
The Simpsons already did it
a87665 No.15798357
>>15797455
You basically can't sue over promotional materials differing from the final product due to a series of failed lawsuits back in the… I want to say 1960s that resulted in too many losses for the companies involved.
I'm not even joking the only way to successfully sue over promotional material being different is if they instead just send you a pile of dogshit, if the item they sent is even remotely similar to what they promised, they're covered legally.
b03267 No.15798408
404285 No.15798409
>>15797564
To put it simply, there's a hundred and one loopholes that more or less state "It's okay to lie in your ad as long as you put a disclaimer in fine print that most people aren't going to read." Sure you could argue that "only idiots don't read the fine print," but all you are doing is pushing the envelope. The next loophole to get around that will be even more obscure, and so on and so forth. The expectation that profiteering companies won't take the option that gives them more money for less investment (lying to consumers about features) is totally ludicrous.
a87665 No.15798428
>>15798409
actually you don't even need that anymore. It's an implicit quality of a "in production" product. It's why they can use random shit to be different food without that qualifier
dfbf09 No.15798439
Oh no guys, Bethesda just pushed back some mobileshit.
http://archive.is/2VjG5
4e71df No.15798445
>>15798439
I'm surprised. You'd think after the failure of 76, they'd want a cash injection, and what better way to print shekels than mobileshit?
dfbf09 No.15798454
>>15798445
They've probably run out of available pajeet interns to finish it with all the damage control this past week.
404285 No.15798462
>>15798428
It doesn't matter if it's in print or whatever, my point is that the loophole envelope will be pushed because fundamentally, regulations are made to solve long-standing problems once enough people give a fuck. They are not written "proactively," especially on the US. I like living here, but our consumer protection is ridiculous, and all that's needed to make sure it stays that way is keep importing third worlders who indifferent shrug and mutter, "At least I don't get dysentery from drinking the water."
4e71df No.15798464
>>15798454
>implying it takes that many pajeets to port Skyrim to mobile
Thinking about it, how long until they hire "passionate" modders to do their job for them and pay minimum wage, like Sega does now?
dfbf09 No.15798472
>>15798464
Trick question because most Bethesdashit modders are already employees pretending to be part of the community.
aab109 No.15798639
I don't think Bethesda has this one in the bag.
dfbf09 No.15798754
>>15798639
You're getting sacked Carlos.
cc7cd9 No.15798769
>>15796505
Anyone have the name of the artist on this before this thread dies?
dfbf09 No.15798957
Even more bad news for the toddler.
http://archive.is/slAI3
852066 No.15798962
>>15798010
Funny enough Supreme Court ruled ToS in violation of the law are immediately void. Companies can't get you to agree to wave your legal rights, yet for some reason investors think this gives them immunity.
604eb4 No.15799217
>>15795032 Apparently shill streamers got the good stuff for being good little goys. Everyone else who preordered because of them got the shaft. The 500 atoms that Bethesda is 'graciously' giving out to unsatisfied schmucks can buy you some virtual potted plants and a door. The postman skin with the virtual canvas bag (which I hear comes from a mod?) costs 700 atoms.
71a8e2 No.15799529
>>15797520
>Anyone buying special edition anything deserves to be ripped off for being so fucking stupid. All they had to do was look at the last debacle or wait 10 damn minutes to see what they were actually getting.
This. These plebs and this shit industry deserve each other.
7fd244 No.15800839
>>15798962
Haven't heard of this.
>>15799217
That's not even the bag that was advertised either. What the fuck
95ca5e No.15800857
e09d99 No.15801874
>>15797756
My wet dreams are made of Pete Hines getting fired and fit women.
Dubs says it happens.
43d299 No.15802186
>>15802156
Fixed the Oekaki.
df0043 No.15804860
>>15795852
>Land of the free
>Free to get ripped off
Consumer Protection Laws are for commies anyway.
511b92 No.15804878
>>15795137
Imagine being so fucking braindead you treat companies as authority figures. It might as well be their fucking dogma. The best part though is most of these braindead faggots are leftists, who are communist, defending a capitalistic company with such fervor you think they were brainwashed at birth to defend these companies. Truly interesting times
511b92 No.15804881
>>15795934
>remove ads (adblock)
>members only chatroom
I wouldn't touch that chatroom with a stolen dick
5fceeb No.15805438
>>15799217
Is that a dildo on the third pic?
d1721e No.15805501
>>15805438
Pretty sure its just a pen. Seems like they just shoved a bunch of merch at shills so they will sing the game's praises.
d7f614 No.15808194
>>15797000
Aside from the patently obvious the faggot on the right is at least 30, his fucking hair is grey and receding.
>>15798084
>Obviously the left side
>obviously
It's disgusting to see censorship, doubly so when it prunes reality and leaves nothing but anodyne bullshit behind.
Trannyshit has become a way for raging faggots to announce they're in relationships 'with women', it probably serves a lot of them as an unseen social buffer to shield their parents/family from the reality.
>Fey little Johnny moves out
>suddenly announces he has a girlfriend
>his folks cheer
>they live in blissful ignorance for a year
>time to meet the 'girl'
>excitement, hope, anticipation
>fat Polynesian dude waddles in