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bbab03  No.15788105

Are there any games out there that capture the feel of Stargate?

cffb40  No.15788111

AC Origings.


63cf46  No.15788112

Aside from mods there’s not much. I can’t remember the game, but there’s an old FPS with a Starcraft mod people really liked.


c20c78  No.15788192

WE


086cb4  No.15788201


930181  No.15788213

File: 4a30028ff66d0b6⋯.webm (1.97 MB, 852x480, 71:40, Whered you learn to drive.webm)

Sadly nothing ever comes close to capturing the spirit of Stargate. Anyone who made a game would rarely reach that level of loving self derision the show always had toward itself, and any game would get way too caught up in one aspect of what made the show what it was. You could get a solid FPS game, but it would ignore the ethical dilemmas the show liked to raise. If you made one about the ethics, it'd ignore the fact that there was always a proper solution to the problem, which very often would simply be mass quantities of violence. Even writing the plot will get fucked, because people will either make it a grim, desparate bid to save the world like Xcom, or they'll take the silliness and humor too far and give you Borderlands.

I have a Chappa'Ai sized hole in my heart and nothing will ever fill it.


f6ff84  No.15788220

File: 9f34d0422dcfcd3⋯.png (581.15 KB, 1024x454, 512:227, 579rti.png)

>>15788105

The empirebuilding or muh resistance vibe?


afbb5e  No.15788244

File: 3333da7aec579ad⋯.jpg (499.72 KB, 822x526, 411:263, egypt5.jpg)


350f5f  No.15788247

>cheap looking effects

>nonsensical story

>humans are special guise

>goes to shit after first installment

Mass Effect.


e97d86  No.15788250

File: badc07115a2bcd9⋯.jpg (20.62 KB, 260x304, 65:76, 51 Aj1vE9L._SX258_BO1,204….jpg)

XCOM captures the feeling of going from guns to interstellar starships feel


d9e076  No.15788255

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15788105

OUTCAST, you niggers.

Can't belive none of you mongoloids though of it.


56fd0c  No.15788260

I would have to say that Halo unironically come close in some respects.

>>15788247

>humans are special guise

<Only reason humanity is able to survive is because of plot conveniences, "too stupid that no one would think of it", every other race caught up in their own drama, and every ancient races leaving their doomsday-level technology and weapons lying around, unprotected, across the galaxy and just waiting for some poor sod to stumble across it


930181  No.15788274

>>15788260

>I would have to say that Halo unironically come close in some respects.

It gets the actiony fun spirit right and taps in to the resistance feeling since the Covenant are wildly more technologically advanced. It's a nice starting point.


f6ff84  No.15788327

>>15788260

Hey jackass, that's not how you memetext.


6fae8a  No.15788351

>>15788247

>implying humans aren't special

Are you some kinda xeno?


e95331  No.15788372

File: c3f0704909d07db⋯.jpg (100.85 KB, 640x360, 16:9, star-control-2-640x360.jpg)

SC2 has some major StarGate vibes

>>15788244

How on earth did SG-1 fail to get even one single legitimate licensed game out the gate in its decade-long (14 years if you include Atlantis/movies/Universe) run!? Aside from some mobage, the most that was even attempted was a single MMO veeeery late in its run.

>>15788250

I am seriously astonished that nobody has attempted to make a Stargate TC for nuXCOM.

>>15788255

Excellent suggestion. Real shame the voxel system wasn't carried forward as GPU shaders became flexible enough to handle it.


930181  No.15788449

Would a Baulder's Gate-esque game be the best way to make a Stargate game? Is that type of game too dead and gone to ever be used again?

>>15788372

>How on earth did SG-1 fail to get even one single legitimate licensed game out the gate in its decade-long run

Apparently there was one in 2010 I literally never heard of. You can download and play the game but there isn't a single soul actually playing it.

http://stargateresistance.us/ServerList/ServerList.php


fb69b1  No.15788457

>>15788105

Age of Decadence if you play it a certain way.


f6f5f3  No.15788460

File: 5cdce858d945c82⋯.jpg (24.51 KB, 321x322, 321:322, i want to.jpg)


efb6a6  No.15788479

File: 771718012f8834e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 152.09 KB, 1280x1152, 10:9, 4bc6c450e0f4db346e5e12679d….png)

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>>15788460

You wouldn't lewd Anubis, would you anon?


e95331  No.15788482

File: d22e3d0e179f4fd⋯.jpg (456.79 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, sg1_sga_01_1280x1024.jpg)

File: 4d4e46d2f9a189b⋯.jpg (110.81 KB, 800x566, 400:283, stargate_worlds_conceptart….jpg)

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File: dfcaefc5650879b⋯.jpg (104.55 KB, 800x373, 800:373, stargate_worlds_conceptart….jpg)

>>15788449

Really, SG-1 lends itself to sooo many genres:

<x-com style tactical mission-based game with a broader strategic/vn layer

<party-based overhead rpg like you suggested

<nu-bioware linear arpg like ass effect

<squad fps anywhere from arma hardcore to casualized rainbow 6 vegas on the tacticool scale

<4x space game like masters of orion

<point & click adventure like the old star trek games

>resistance

Yeah, that game was the combat engine of the MMO I mentioned, Stargate Worlds, salvaged as a threadbare FPS to try and recoup a little money after the project imploded.


3fa038  No.15788519

>>15788105

Stargate total conversion mod for CS 1.6


f32d6a  No.15788521

File: 1bc65d21615d181⋯.jpg (11.06 KB, 320x180, 16:9, 634_1.jpg)

give this a shot

http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/site/games/game/634/

I remember "dying" in it, so expect vintage sierra style gameplay


3fa038  No.15788525

>>15788482

>Really, SG-1 lends itself to sooo many genres:

Not only SG-1. You could make a mix of FTL and 4X game with SGU.


930181  No.15788534

>>15788525

There's plenty of episodes in SG1 itself that lended towards FTL style stuff. Also, Atlantis could make a great sort of base simulator game or something similar by making you worry about what kind of shit you might come across.


f6f5f3  No.15788535

File: b580acb0cda5ce5⋯.gif (453.64 KB, 250x188, 125:94, shamecube.gif)


e95331  No.15788539

>>15788521

This looks really cool, anon, thanks.


bbc2f3  No.15788564

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

maybe the Stargate game for SNES will wet your whistle?


5c4394  No.15788569

File: 57acf07e4b8e4b0⋯.jpg (151.64 KB, 850x850, 1:1, Carter is cute, CUTE.jpg)

>>15788105

Carter is cute. CUTE.


61cc95  No.15788578

>>15788220

the mix between religious, mythological and scifi themes.


e95331  No.15788585

>>15788578

Turok and Serious Sam immediately spring to mind, but both are a lot goofier than Stargate.


fdb04b  No.15788677

No. Now make another movie thread that has nothing to do with video games.


bbab03  No.15789029

File: ddb8c3261e96b8c⋯.jpeg (144.8 KB, 980x1471, 980:1471, A5CE7606-9657-49C6-B6A0-3….jpeg)

>>15788247

>wanting humans to be inferior than aliens

No doubt you have terrible taste in scifi.


4b1bf0  No.15789034

>>15788578

Xenogears?


bbab03  No.15789041

>>15788255

Oh shit, that looks pretty good. I’m surprised I’ve never heard of it.

>>15788372

Star Control 2 has been on my backlog for years. Perhaps it’s about time I install it and give it a go.

>>15788521

I definitely will, thanks.


16fff3  No.15789224

>>15788247

Hey stargate atlantis was good until like season 3


2fd0a3  No.15789568

File: e8dd3de9e38ba23⋯.jpg (80.98 KB, 800x600, 4:3, _-x--0011_1400693908.jpg)

Unreal tournament and championship had Egyptian themes obviously referenced from Stargate.

The MC in Unreal Championship 2 flat out looks like those anubian guards.


0a8417  No.15789652

File: 9117a99703b02ef⋯.png (326.59 KB, 1280x962, 640:481, sg-craft-2.png)

heavily modded minecraft. seriously.


de1c1f  No.15789678

File: 4fbddbe5afe395a⋯.png (83.21 KB, 228x213, 76:71, how to 4u.png)


4b1bf0  No.15789688

>>15789678

I remember that thread.


fa2ad2  No.15789707

>>15788449

Stargate: Resitance gamenight when?


63cf46  No.15789716

>>15788569

She really is.

>>15789652

Those autists never fail to amaze me.


63cf46  No.15789925

>>15788255

Anyone have the gog installer?


fa2ad2  No.15789965

>>15789925

goodolddownloads.com


63cf46  No.15789991

>>15789965

Awesome, thank you. Where I normally go didn’t have it.


63cf46  No.15791202

also, while on the topic, anyone know where I can watch SG-1? Threads got me wanting to rewatch it but I’d rather not download 75gigs of the show.


c29d0f  No.15791232

Out of all the guns in the world, why the hell would they pick the p90 as their main rifle?


9a8dec  No.15791250

>>15791232

Better than the MP5 for armor penetration, and most of the time they're fighting in confined spaces, so being able to spit a ton of powerful lead in a tight corridor from a relatively small firearm is vastly beneficial; not to mention, they need something on the lighter side.

And the P90 was a meme gun when the show came out.


031aad  No.15791259

>>15788247

>>cheap looking effects

This is blasphemy. Remember that SG-1 started in 1997, an era where using scale models for things was still a common practice. Even when CG became more prevalent in the show, at the time it still looked great on your ordinary SD TV. It was good enough for the time.


9a8dec  No.15791263

>>15791232

Oh and if IMFDB is to be believed, there was the added benefit of the brass ejecting straight down, which means they didn't have to worry about cameras taking hot brass.


f8a53b  No.15791266

>>15791202

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=watch+sg1+online+free&t=ffab&ia=web

It's much easier to just torrent it, though. There's a torrent up with all seasons that still has plenty of seeders.


d93d53  No.15791270

>>15791266

>duckduckgo


031aad  No.15791272

>>15788372

>How on earth did SG-1 fail to get even one single legitimate licensed game out the gate

Stargate: Resistance got released and bombed hard so they pulled the plug.

In general MGM's bankruptcy combined with their visible lack of knowledge about game development is what doomed all the attempts.


1ddb47  No.15791281

>>15791232

Because it's the best (and last) SMG ever made, it looks cool as fuck and it has good armor piercing capabilities.

As a wise man once said:

>There is nothing that quite says "I'm a ninja and I'm here to party", like the FN P90.


031aad  No.15791301

>>15791232

The design was new and unknown in the 90s and its funky looks matched the sci-fi feel perfectly.


925162  No.15791313

>>15788255

It took too much time for an anon to name Outcast, shame on you niggers.


63cf46  No.15791319

>>15791266

Maybe I’ll just clear up the space then. Nintendo’s rom gassing really ate up most of the free space I had on my pc.


f8a53b  No.15791322

>>15791270

What's your point, nigger?


d93d53  No.15791329

>>15791322

You might as well just use jewgle if you're going to use duckduckgo.


f8a53b  No.15791342

>>15791329

Jewgle, Duckduckgo, and Startpage are all owned by kikes. All three of them. There isn't that much choice for a search engine that has good results and isn't owned by a kike; yandex gives shitty results in many categories, bing is shit, etc.


740324  No.15791395

>>15788105

I think there is a point and click SG-01 game out there.


cc0fbd  No.15791401

>>15788372

>How on earth did SG-1 fail to get even one single legitimate licensed game out the gate in its decade-long (14 years if you include Atlantis/movies/Universe) run!?

They couldn't because the shows were shit and no one gave a fuck about them.


925162  No.15791413

>>15791401

Still went on for nearly 10 years even though the Ori arc was extremely shitty and full of plot holes because of the omnipotence of priors and the Ori themselves.


740324  No.15791414

File: 13020c5f5dd315c⋯.png (275.3 KB, 684x488, 171:122, 89489484561165.png)

>>15791202

>he doesnt own all the dvds

shameful, anon!

>>15789029

>armor

my free jaffa brother!

>>15791342

>and Startpage are all owned by kikes

Bullshit and I dont believe you!


a0bb53  No.15791421

>>15791414

acording to /tech/, they still use the search encryption.


f8a53b  No.15791462

>>15791414

It was founded by David Bodnick, a jew. Pic related.

The company was acquired by Surfboard Holding BV, who are 100% unwilling to show to the public who owns; according to them

>You probably won’t be surprised to hear that our team of online privacy specialists values their own online privacy too. At the same time we’re also aware that transparency and visibility are important for any tech company. So we split the difference, and are showing avatars and first names for most of our team members.

https://www.startpage.com/en/about-us.html

It's still a better choice than jewgle, however given that it gets its' results from jewgle, it's not going to be better if google themselves block a certain result that you're interested in.


f8a53b  No.15791464

File: 7012df4072161e3⋯.png (99.48 KB, 300x300, 1:1, david-brodnick.png)

>>15791462

>I forgot the fucking picture


7f3da6  No.15791472

File: 45be4250c7a37a1⋯.gif (20.5 KB, 626x646, 313:323, latest.gif)

>>15788213

Sadly, you may be absolutely correct.


63cf46  No.15791711

>>15791266

you wouldn't happen to know or have that torrent on you would you? I found one but it looks a tad shadey.


f8a53b  No.15791736

>>15791711

This is the one I used a few years back:

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:d4f167249340d6d746f49441b8ccdb1bd3521feb&dn=Stargate+SG1&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969

The quality is DVD-tier, not blueray or anything, but it works fine.


925162  No.15791738

>>15791711

I got mine on TPB a few years back, might still be active


63cf46  No.15791745

>>15791736

awesome, thank goodness you still had it. I appreciate it.

>>15791738

Yeah I found a couple on there but the comments were pretty mixed and the ones with seeders didn't have vip or trusted status.


930181  No.15791837

File: 811ef283d9abb40⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 1440x720, 2:1, No Budgets.webm)

>>15791232

Ambidextrous for actors, lightweight and small, and like >>15791263 said, brass doesn't get flung into the cameras and potentially other actors. I've listened to the commentary for every Stargate episode

>>15791259

Don't forget that the visual effects for the gate's event horizon never changed through the show's entire run, and looked great the entire time. When Amazon did the shitty prequel, they didn't even want to spend the money to show people stepping through or the event horizon opening at all, and that was made last fucking year when it should have been cheap as balls.

>>15791272

>Stargate: Resistance got released and bombed hard so they pulled the plug.

Resistence was the combat part of the planned MMO. The company put out what they could to maybe make some money before going completely under.


f8a53b  No.15791842

>>15791837

I'll never get over how horrible Origins was. The acting alone is The Room-tier.


930181  No.15791888

File: c7db1e0c3e565fe⋯.jpg (40.6 KB, 557x256, 557:256, dqpavMb.jpg)

>>15791842

We could have had literally anything they wanted except what they did and it could have been good. They could have just made up a new SG team and done a standalone episode. The fucking "Emancipation" episode was described by the writers as one of their worst episodes ever, and it was still way way better than Origins. Even if we got a hardcore "feminism fuck yeah" short story, I still would have been happy to a degree as long as we had gotten an actual fucking Stargate story.


63cf46  No.15791906

>>15791888

At least this has practically guaranteed its death so it won’t be resurrected and fucked with any more. I hope.


9a8dec  No.15791921

****>>15791837

Honestly they were probably afraid of getting criticism from fans when it didn't look precisely like the event horizon from the original. I picked up that show about two years ago and watched all of it in a row.

I couldn't stomach Atlantis and I barely made it through Universe before wanting to finally let it rest with that detestably mediocre final episode

Overall though, even if it could be considered "cheap-looking" at least it was completely consistent (like literally everything else in the show, which is a testament in of itself)


9a8dec  No.15791923

File: 4afb2b16743cb11⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1000x1400, 5:7, 4afb2b16743cb1104c2a69c830….png)


05b6fa  No.15791951

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>sg game

You cant really mage a mage about a show that went into different genres all the time. Probably point and click adventure could work and its probably was done before. Space quest could work if the team was only one janitor.

>>15788213

One of the few acceptable niggers on tv.

>>15789224

Season 4 had its moments, I think but it went from fun/interesting into dark depressing and boring. And I believe season 5 had only one good episode but it was great one. The rest was fucking terrible.

>>15791736

Atlantis is better for the most part, but SG1 had great episodes. Also is it censored version? Also if anyone downloading this, you should skip season 9 and 10 completely. Spoiler progenitor aliens evil twins established dark ages for the whole galaxy because they hated technology because science is good and religions are bad. blah blah blah gypsy aliens somehow member of the main cast but writers hated her so she does absolutely nothing except being annoying. blah blah evil twins are defeated and we have a whole galaxy to safely explore. Except its a shit galaxy with nothing good in it.

>>15791837

Reminds me of ending for cnc:4 (which dont exist) where they filmed everything on whitescreen with some cardboard portal.


f8a53b  No.15791963

>>15791951

The torrent has the uncensored version of Children of the Gods etc.

Also, seasons 9 and 10 were still good I thought. It's a different type of show for those 2 seasons, though, but I thought it was still entertaining, in spite of the somewhat fedora-tier plot.


930181  No.15792092

>>15791951

>Atlantis is better for the most part

Atlantis was more consistent for the first few seasons, but it got not only depressing, but travel between the two galaxies became too common. Part off Stargate was that complete isolation from resources, and you have nothing but some real smart dudes and a crates of bullets. Also, the Wraith were a good enemy but the writers got bored of them (or maybe they ran out of places to go because they were too fleshed out from the beginning). That was where the Ori fucked up as well, was the fact that the Goauld and Wraith were clearly beatable but it seemed impossible because of the overwhelming amount of force they could bring to bear.


fa2ad2  No.15792104

>>15788255

Should I play the original or the remake?


d9e076  No.15792353

>>15792104

The remake is actually faithfull, without any BS modern changes and pozz.


ca59a2  No.15792360

>>15788479

WE WUZ GAY FURZ N SHIET


40d08c  No.15792378

>>15788479

Anubis more like Anubenis amirite


361562  No.15792415

>>15792360

Anubis is ebony not Black u dumb cunt. Always confused me his dad is Green dead white looking guy and his mom apparently gold how the fuck did he come out a blacker than a nigger?


63cf46  No.15792666

>>15792353

Played a little bit last night, it’s definitey Stargate the game. It feels like an old pc game with today’s graphics as well which is pretty nice, though I haven’t determined how I feel about the shooting yet.


63cf46  No.15792721

File: 141e8e37ba323c9⋯.png (439.34 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15792092

speaking of the different series. I always had a weird love for Universe, but that may be because I really liked the premise. How is Universe generally regarded by fans?


b64b75  No.15792728

>>15792378

>Not anusbis

Weak


b07490  No.15792734

>>15792721

Due to the time it came out and the most recent and popular Sci-Fi at the time that had finished, most of the fans I know see it as a Battlestar Galactica rip-off.


f32d6a  No.15792919

>>15792721

I found the first season very interesting. the second one went downhill really fast. it just started to feel stupid and overly dramatic


a2750a  No.15792940

File: b3c72afe0ee7fc6⋯.webm (7.41 MB, 852x480, 71:40, anon visits feminist conv….webm)


bd6f1a  No.15792991

>>15792940

This post made my day.


f32d6a  No.15793068

File: f60fbd7245d317f⋯.jpg (42.26 KB, 673x480, 673:480, Teal'c.jpg)


54ca7b  No.15793076

File: 113a116f2fa6850⋯.png (373.49 KB, 657x705, 219:235, 140112.png)

>>15789029

>muh humann beans!

If you aren't a misanthrope, you're an idiot.


9109d2  No.15793086

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15792940

I like the fact Stargate never really took itself too seriously. Also, the cast poured a lot of heart into making this series what it is.


eba6bf  No.15793103

File: 0c9178c6d36d9d5⋯.jpg (306.3 KB, 1500x2258, 750:1129, serveimage.jpg)

How does /v/ feel about the movie? I liked how it was a little more militant, but I much prefer the cast of SG-1.


063582  No.15793140

File: 30d932d47d20440⋯.jpg (341.4 KB, 1920x1404, 160:117, turok-dinosaur-hunter-port….jpg)


a5aab0  No.15793145

But it's a shit TV series. Why are you watching poorly-made seasonal TV shlock instead of actually playing video games?


c65231  No.15793165

>>15793103

Eh… It's fun to see how it started if you're a fan, but other than that I can't recommend it.


180f09  No.15793199

File: a61e956a863ff48⋯.jpg (88.19 KB, 800x548, 200:137, Putin is a fagit.jpg)

>>15793145

Your shit.


f8a53b  No.15793278

>>15793145

>seasonal

Ran for 10 years you fucking nigger. Gas yourself.


930181  No.15793292

File: f8eae7a52f59464⋯.webm (4.66 MB, 852x480, 71:40, Out of Phase.webm)

File: a5f88d1707fb604⋯.webm (6.49 MB, 852x480, 71:40, Talking with Producers.webm)

>>15792721

I think it had a great concept, but almost everyone hated it for it's intense focus on inter-personal drama that was hamfisted as fuck like something made for teenage girls.

>>15793068

Have an update

>>15793086

The directors credited Oneill's actor with creating that atmosphere. RDA actually hates sci-fi and so he never took the show seriously and kept improvising jokes. Also, in the episodes with the fake tv show within a tv show, they said that literally everything said in those episodes was an actual discussion they had behind the scenes.

>>15793103

I saw the series first and it makes the movie nearly unwatchable to me because of how dark it is.


56fd0c  No.15793490

File: 1d53a2622441b24⋯.png (308.26 KB, 660x360, 11:6, ClipboardImage.png)

<Just did some snooping, and it turns out that this exists


f45374  No.15793516

There's a crysis mod but that's about it


e95331  No.15793531

>>15793490

Probably a TellTale-tier glorified VN, but I suppose there's always a chance someone might make a real adventure game with puzzles.


8cbb32  No.15793550

>>15791963

>fedora-tier plot

>this not-Christianity is bad and evil

>regular Christianity is still good, btw

>>15792721

>fat fanboy is the best character and actor in the show

>>15793292

>RDA actually hates sci-fi and so he never took the show seriously and kept improvising jokes

He does not hate scifi, he just portrayed his character in opposite of "everything is so amazing and I am so happy to be here" way.

>>15793531

Lol. How old and naive are you?


930181  No.15793579

>>15793531

>He does not hate scifi

>>15791837

>I've listened to the commentary for every Stargate episode

I know what I'm about, son.


ceffb8  No.15793583

>>15791842

>>15791837

I was in the same class in highschool as the girl who directed this. I knew it was going to be a disaster the moment I learned about it. She had me proofread a script she wrote about a year after we graduated and it read like a 6th grader's fan fiction. She was retarded but hot as fuck and made her way through film school sucking dick constantly.


aacb92  No.15793611

>>15793550

>>fat fanboy is the best character and actor in the show

Wrong. Rush and Young were the best characters.


e95331  No.15793612

>>15793550

>this not-Christianity is bad and evil

>regular Christianity is still good, btw

It's really more like the usual "old testament is sux, new testament rox, Jesus was a fedora" spiel used to wean Christcucks off their delusions. The entirety of SG-1 is basically the ultimate fedora story.

>How old and naive are you?

Old enough to remember when Telltale revived the genre from the dead with their early games, before creating the thing that killed it once again.


f32d6a  No.15793753

File: 4b8e50855ad0df2⋯.png (146.26 KB, 501x316, 501:316, oniel_at_his_best.png)

>>15793292

>everything said in those episodes was an actual discussion they had behind the scenes.

I presumed as much

>everyone hated it for it's intense focus on inter-personal drama that was hamfisted as fuck like something made for teenage girls

exactly this. not to mention they shoved this crap down your throat on every episode with constant reminders of the said drama like they assumed their audience is a group of overly emotional teenage faggots instead of a bunch of scifi geeks that watched the show for 10+ goddamn years

>>15793490

I'm curious but to scared to search more of


08ad88  No.15793767

>>15791951

Yeah

Its still ok

I wish there was more stargate early sg1 was great

The movie is great

Late sg1 is decent

Most of atlantis is good

Idk wtf they were thinking with universe


f32d6a  No.15793800

>>15791837

is that the new faggy one? I never bothered to check it out. should I?


930181  No.15793846

File: 0869fb0c82269d8⋯.webm (2.59 MB, 852x480, 71:40, Whacko.webm)

>>15793800

Depends on how much humor you find in it being just fucking awful and retconning stuff into oblivion. I was laughing pretty much the whole time, even though it was also depressing.


eba6bf  No.15793878

File: 6c484daa68efbcd⋯.jpg (65.47 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, serveimage.jpg)

>>15791281

>he doesn't like meme guns

LMAOing at your life, kiddo.


e003e6  No.15793922

I think warhammer40 game about tau exploring webway could work. Tau implies less grim darkness and more scifi technology. From their perspective its exactly like stargate(setting). Lots of wacky superstitious aliens, cool alien technology and places to explore. To them warp in WH universe does not exist. They barely encountered anything more dangerous than tyranid hive fleet.


863858  No.15793941

>>15793878

Is that trully a memegun?


30b6a9  No.15793955

File: 984ae23ba11fa7f⋯.jpg (231.38 KB, 1280x916, 320:229, Death Guard Assraping Tau.jpg)

>>15793922

>They barely encountered anything more dangerous than tyranid hive fleet.

HERE COMES TYPHUS!


863858  No.15793999

>>15793955

I find it kinda funny and sad that in all of thse cool pictures of tau firewarriors and imperial guardsmen clashing with the enemy in CQC, you know they are already dead, since they cant fight from up close.


30b6a9  No.15794006

>>15793999

The best part is, he's just holding that firewarrior. Typhus is the single most disgusting thing in the entire galaxy, with so many airborne diseases that stuff just dissolves by being near him.


6bbc4d  No.15794013

I've recently got into the show. I can't believe I missed it after all these years. I didn't like the movie though. It's the Islamic uprising with ayy lmaos


ceffb8  No.15794042

File: a6596bbba9c7687⋯.jpg (28.72 KB, 404x312, 101:78, dIv1RU5.jpg)

File: 1f50a4ce49de0e5⋯.jpg (170.97 KB, 749x1000, 749:1000, MV5BMTgwNjE1NjU2Nl5BMl5Ban….jpg)

>>15794013

>It's the Islamic uprising with ayy lmaos

>Islamic


e003e6  No.15794049

File: ba3095683be7a5f⋯.jpg (591.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20170811161018_1.jpg)

>>15794013

Movie was really cool when it was released. At that time sandniggers were called "arabs/egyptyans". And you cant dislike nuking them especially when it was plan A. And I am not sure if it was stated that they were aliens in the 1st place. Just weird powerful egyptians.


925162  No.15794055

>>15793103

I really liked the movie, even more than the series. I prefer its atmosphere to the comedy tone of the series. Still liked the tv show though, watched it whole a couple of times. Atlantis was alright too.


925162  No.15794082

>>15794049

Ra was a Goa'uld, the kind before they were fleshed out in the series, an alien possessing humans, you see it in a flashback when the /cuteboy/ goes to the light of the pyramid. The villagers were humans though, the slaves mining what was presumably Naquadah.


e003e6  No.15794103

>>15794082

All of that was in sg1, not in the movie. All we see is some weird egyptyan with glowing eyes.


e33d7c  No.15794104

>>15794013

The show is great but its also a perfect example of how sometimes its better to end a show in prime then to keep milking it until its a dry withered husk of its former self.


63cf46  No.15794124

>>15794013

Funny thing about the movie is that Disney practically ripped it off 1 for 1 to make Atlantis.


925162  No.15794126

>>15794103

The kid going towards the light while the pyramid is landing and a weird alien dying is in the movie. It's in a flashback.


c67ab1  No.15794153

File: 8eb7f215b7d11e1⋯.png (192.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, phasegate.png)

Subnautica is going to be the closest thing out there what with the fact you are exploring an alien underwater planet, and you can travel through phasegates, and find artifacts of ancient aliens with higher tech

I don't think there is much that will match stargate on any vidya medium, though.


caa238  No.15794190

>>15788569

>tfw no tomboy gf who gets overly excited about technical bs and talks your ear off


56fd0c  No.15794687

File: b33dea642c17da9⋯.png (2.34 MB, 1000x1426, 500:713, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15793767

>Idk wtf they were thinking with universe

From what I read, the writers wanted to avoid creating "more of the same" with the next 'Stargate series to differentiate it from Atlantis and SG1. Too bad they took it too far to where the show was pretty much alien. However, I'm curious if they could have pulled it back because I heard that the second season began repairing most of the damage. And, the only reason why there wasn't a third season is because the new head they brought on for the Syfy Channel had the brilliant idea that they will only air shows that have the best ratings, and SGU (Despite all the hatred) still retained "average" ratings like all the previous Stargate'' series did.

<Also, if you want to talk about actual catastrophes with the Stargate series, how about let's bring up Infinity?


56fd0c  No.15794689

File: f87f218d82763ea⋯.png (304.56 KB, 644x325, 644:325, [Facepalm].png)

>>15794687

>Fucked up the formating


925162  No.15794701

File: 8331774f3599ee5⋯.jpg (43.46 KB, 720x400, 9:5, Prior.jpg)

>>15794687

I didn't even know this existed, I was blissfully ignorant. Thanks anon, now I know too much.


930181  No.15794716

>>15794687

I would assume the critical failure of Infinity was setting it way in the future making humans equally sci-fi as well.


6fb81a  No.15794739

>>15792721

There is an SG-01 episode making fun about that exact setting

>teenagers drama

The only character I liked was the fat guy and i didnt watch it all.

>>15793490

There is also a mini game were you play as the guy that opens and closes the star gate in HQ, you can even activate the self destruct thingy.

>>15793103

I liked them both.

>>15794104

>The show is great but its also a perfect example of how sometimes its better to end a show in prime then to keep milking it until its a dry withered husk of its former self.

But SG-01 was cancelled right after they showed the most viewed episode, right?


930181  No.15794762

>>15794739

>But SG-01 was cancelled right after they showed the most viewed episode, right?

Starting from season 6, the executive producers ran each and every season under the assumption it was going to be cancelled. They would structure the season finales in a way that they could turn them into closure for the series, but would turn them into a cliffhanger if they got renewed. They talked about how difficult it was to make a series-wide thrilling conclusion every year. When they finally got to season 10, they had decided that compared to years past, there was no way they would be cancelled since the show was doing even better than before when they didn't get cancelled. Then they got cancelled.


ab4e09  No.15794777

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>CTRL F

>"StarGate SG1: The Alliance

<0/0 Results

You faggots are absolutely pathetic.


925162  No.15794790

File: 8f0de26cc3d6bff⋯.jpg (26.91 KB, 736x414, 16:9, ra.jpg)

>>15794762

The Ori arc was bullshit anyways, the only redeeming thing about it was Morena Baccarin.

>tfw you get sold on having a slug in your head for a harem but it turns out it's only boys.


930181  No.15794804

>>15794790

The Ori arc was pretty shitty, but I easily would have rather had the show continue. It was still good, they just needed to course correct away from the grimdark they had created.


ab4e09  No.15794811

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Again, you faggots are pathetic.


925162  No.15794815

>>15794804

Yeah, that correction was Atlantis without the Farscape refugees. I preferred the tone of the movie so I welcomed the grimdark, it's just the Ori were not a great antagonist. Didn't help that after the System Lords the humans were the next biggest power block. Asguards were gone, Replicators too, though they would have made a great foe.


930181  No.15794831

>>15794815

They could have created anyone they wanted to be an enemy and it could have been good, I think they were just too focused on the fact that they had been fighting "Gods" for the past 8 years and wanted to keep that going on out of some loyalty to the idea or something. More interesting might have been the idea that there was an entirely separate, evil race in the same galaxy they had never encountered because they didn't use Stargates or something like that.


925162  No.15794855

File: 306a5b42d6eb165⋯.jpg (52.91 KB, 1000x561, 1000:561, Doci.jpg)

>>15794831

If they wanted to keep the idea I would have made them battle against the ascended Ancients, which are basically the Ori I know but all the bad things going in the 2 galaxies (3 if you count Avalon) is basically their fault. When they ascended they left their toys behind so the Goa'uld would go on an enslavement spree after find them. In Pegasus they left their genetic abomination behind, they were at war with them and losing and when they GTFO by ascending and had the opportunity to correct their mistakes they went "nope, not our problems, we ascended nao". Then there is Anubis which is directly their doing because they are gullible fucks. At least the Ori gave waifus to people.


e003e6  No.15794867

>>15794687

Even if they repaired anything with second season it was clear that it was merely a repair attempt.

>we have 10 useless characters who do nothing except being useless and annoying

>well, lets make this hoe suddenly smart so she can be used as calculator

>>15794739

>But SG-01 was cancelled right after they showed the most viewed episode, right?

They planned to finish with 8 season, but show was renewed for 2 more seasons. I dont think SG1 was cancelled at all.

>>15794762

Well maybe they planned to be renewed again, but technically its not a cancellation.

>The only character I liked was the fat guy and i didnt watch it all.

He was just a fanboy who won some contest or something like that. Dr Whatever was trying to pretend to be a count Dracula for the most part. I am so mysterious and I have plans within plans and I am such a bastard and asshole. I guess military guys were alright. Colonel was good and you could feel bad for him, but I dont want to watch a sane guy dealing with a fucking bureaucracy on a sinking spaceship. I guess the military Chad who was fucking Stacy was okay because he was not repulsive unlike most characters.

>>15794804

Story was bad. Solutions were bad. Episodes were bad. I think the worst part about it is stepping away from episodic nature of the series. If something happened, resolution was usually within 2-3 episodes at most outside of main plot and main plot was either moved by the entire episode or was pretty much ignored completely. And in 9-10 season every plotline was dragged into a few episodes inserted in some way. It was not introduction-problem-climax-solution it was introduction to x, intro to y, problem a, intro to B, wacky unrelated humor, climax of A, intro to c, solution to b, wacky humor, climax of a, intro of D, solution to all of the above.


eba6bf  No.15794887

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15792104

The original might feel a little date in terms of gameplay, but it's definitely playable and quite fun. Definitely the closest thing to a full-fledged SG-1 game. It doesn't revise any of the original game either, so it boils down to a matter of preference in art direction and gameplay. The remake might suffer from Twin Snakes Syndrome, though.

The soundtrack is also god-tier.


eba6bf  No.15794931

File: 795c174c3fe2f8d⋯.jpg (38.69 KB, 765x538, 765:538, GOLD PRESSED LATINUM.JPG)

>>15794055

I think I agree with you. The movie did a much better job in driving home the sense of scale and showing just how distinct the other society was. I started watching SG-1, but there were some really bad episodes. The romance between that futurist human and Carter made me drop the series. Similarly, Jake falling in love with Kira in DS9 for one episode made me quit.


925162  No.15794950

File: 290a23790107d76⋯.jpg (80.67 KB, 692x530, 346:265, bestepisode.jpg)

>>15794931

You quit DS9 because Jake wanted the sweet mature love? An episode that has no follow up whatsoever? Damn, you missed a great series bruh.


930181  No.15794958

>>15794931

Everytime Carter got a love interest it was pretty dumb, except the single time he became a recurring character and he was pretty fun. Upon rewatching, I realized Amanda Tapping isn't actually a very good actor so her spotlight episodes aren't as good.


8c009a  No.15794971

>>15794950

To be fair, that is one of the absolute worst fucking episodes of not only DS9, but the franchise as a whole.


04716c  No.15794975

>>15794811

>>15794777

I really wanted to play this game, fuck MGM for cancelling it just before release.

I played the Worlds closed beta tho, but it was really bad.


eba6bf  No.15794976

File: 2d35c7b1ad62c44⋯.jpg (111.52 KB, 1060x404, 265:101, 1419977498535.jpg)

>>15794950

I know, I know, but it was a really bad episode. I actually only saw the intro, but I can drop series I'm into cold turkey. I binge-watched Monk for five seasons and in the first episode of the sixth season I dropped it halfway through the episode because it was just too awkward for me. Sharona was the better assistant anyways even though I hated her.

>>15794958

At least Tapping is cute.


925162  No.15794984

>>15794976

>At least Tapping is cute.

Well she was there for sex appeal for the mostly male watcher base. She knew it too.


3d755f  No.15794987

>>15794958

>except the single time he became a recurring character

I don't remember that one.


925162  No.15794998

File: 57c3b8b99f82c54⋯.png (332.66 KB, 693x390, 231:130, http___ic.pics.livejournal….png)

>>15794987

That cuck I think.


63cf46  No.15795003

>>15794687

For the longest time I convinced myself that series was just a fever dream I had.


3d755f  No.15795004

>>15794998

Ah yes. That guy was really weird.

>romancing a guy with a sentient alien parasite

>ISHYGDDT


63cf46  No.15795010

>>15794984

It was nice when that was a thing that was allowed to happen.


e33d7c  No.15795127

>>15794739

>SG-01 was cancelled right after they showed the most viewed episode, right?

You seem to be operating under the under the distressingly common fallacy that more views=more good

>>15794762

Studio shenanigans aside more creators need to have the balls to say "I've told the story I wanted to tell the show is now over" Instead of languishing in limbo with half assed arcs waiting to get cancelled.


930181  No.15795129

>>15794998

I was thinking of the Cop guy who was around for maybe 4 episodes. Martuf was plot critical, there was another dude who had no purpose other than being her boyfriend. It was fun seeing a nromal dude get roped into her alien shennanigans.

>>15794984

Sex appeal was a thing she added, but the point was the "add variety" in character. She was very much added to have a "female perspective" in the show, and the writers and her make it clear how they were disappointed with the early version of her that was trying too hard to make a feminist point and liked her once she could just be "a girl" that was on the team.


90c850  No.15795187

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15794687

Infinity was kino. If you don't like it, you're defective.


90c850  No.15795222

File: 3b675748ba41f5b⋯.jpg (592.06 KB, 1564x2306, 782:1153, Amanda Tapping Wearing the….jpg)

>>15794984

>Amanda Tapping


925162  No.15795237

>>15795222

This brings me back to before I discovered the superiority of 2D.


930181  No.15795243

File: e92754caa85c129⋯.png (2.34 MB, 1600x1063, 1600:1063, ClipboardImage.png)


63cf46  No.15795254

>>15795222

Dick Status: MUH


2beca8  No.15795440

File: 816a98adfb9a5cc⋯.jpg (67.41 KB, 440x293, 440:293, Neumann_Lincoln_Hoppe.jpg)

>>15791837

I know that Nazi soldier. That's the LDS actor Lincoln Hoppe. I was in his ward years ago.

He was also a soldier in Saints and Soldiers: Airborne Creed


925162  No.15795461

>>15795440

>I know that Nazi soldier.

I don't know why but this made me laugh.


caa238  No.15795473

>>15795461

You know exactly why it made you laugh


3b0a9d  No.15795724

>>15794687

>>15795187

Watched Infinity out of sheer curiosity because I wanted to see how bad it was because every review I heard of it was negative (which seemed to come form Stargate fans themselves) and also to see how they dealt with "language barrier" of visiting a new world in every episode.

>Use of animation allows for interesting looking alien designs and planet biomes that probably can't be recreated in live action TV very without a high budget, no BBC quarry or California/Vancouver forest here

>There are some good morales like the first episode having the idea of "if you are stuck at a fork in the road and have no way back, just go forward and pick an option and live with the consequences instead of being indecisive and immobile

>A small scattering of good episode ideas, ep 15 "Museum" where they wind up in a alien history museum with recreations of Earth historical wonders (Great Wall, Egypt, Rome) where they get caught between a war between Julius Caesar vs Napoleon and their troops. Ep 18 "The Key" has them on a alien planet where the written word is banned, no one can read, only symbols and video from the government are permitted to keep the illiterate population from defying them and believing everything they say

>Probably going to be better received than Stargate Origins >>15791837

<Not canon to any SG series

<With regards to alien language barrier, their veteran team member Gus Bonner happened to know the language of the first alien race they encountered, every episode after that is basically, "earthlings visited us long ago and taught us English" or they don't mention it at all why they speak English.

<Basically every episode has a morale of the story stuff, most of which can be guessed from the first 5 minutes (stuff like don't brag, don't get addicted to VR games as escapism, knowledge of history is good, if you get a pet you have to be responsible for it

<Series feel like something out of the 90's when it came out in the early 2000's. Probably would have been better received if it was claimed to be a tie in to the 90's Stargate movie instead of a being a non-canon to the TV series. The character designs have bright neon colours on them and look like they would have been perfect for 90's era action figures.

<The team has character named alien named Draga who is basically a newborn and seems to serve as the one who questions Earth things, so the human cast can explain to her (and the young demographic audience) some sort of education fact (like her asking what money is and then a human character explaining how its used to give value and be exchanged for goods and services or asking what a flood plain is).

<Most of the episodes feel like they could be watched in any order, not much of a story arc outside of some flashbacks and some minor character background details (Harrison is a champion swimmer, Seattle grew up on a Native American reservation and her family moved to the city and regretted it)

<Character design and writing issues, who wrote the scripts and created the characters didn't seem to communicate. Characters at one point discuss about getting tattoos, the character Stacy say no to it despite having a large circular tattoo like mark on the unshaved side of her head. In the 25th episode, the cast challenges Stacy to get a glowing alien tattoo like mark because she's too boring and wouldn't do such a thing, despite her design have a bright pink mohawk, piercings and blue lipstick, said alien tattoo nearly kills her

<Final episode spoiler no resolution, just the characters on the run through hopping through the Stargate as usual

Basically watch the episodes I mentioned or get the episode synopsis from wikipedia and see if those episodes sound interesting, because it's not worth watching the whole series outside of them.


f7b760  No.15795761

File: eec0e70e97f0f60⋯.png (410.7 KB, 597x400, 597:400, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15795724

>Big Black Cock Quarry


fd9391  No.15796688

>>15793583

>had a chance to proofread that shit

>didn't actually give her any pointers or explain why it was garbage

You're just as much to blame as the thot herself.


fd9391  No.15796704

File: c2b3df31e14b904⋯.jpg (120.85 KB, 808x1440, 101:180, c2b3df31e14b904556b227510f….jpg)

>>15795724

>the cast challenges Stacy to get a glowing alien tattoo like mark because she's too boring and wouldn't do such a thing, despite her design have a bright pink mohawk, piercings and blue lipstick, said alien tattoo nearly kills her


a2c2fc  No.15798370

File: b839c04a18d50cd⋯.jpg (158.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

File: f9468b09f81b197⋯.jpg (220.94 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, post-7131-1157651400.jpg)

File: fed01fe368d034a⋯.jpeg (71.4 KB, 800x1236, 200:309, rise_of_nations_rise_of_l….jpeg)

>>15788105

>>15788578

Does Rise of Legends count?


71c54c  No.15798426

File: 0eeda1be8e58d76⋯.jpg (40.31 KB, 670x377, 670:377, the-neon-demon-premiere.jpg)

>>15798393

Take the Satanpill.


bc47e1  No.15798463

File: d8c14207e388e37⋯.png (305.78 KB, 449x447, 449:447, happy teal'c.png)

>>15788255

>try some different things, experiment

>oop, that was wrong


6fb81a  No.15798484

>>15794958

>Everytime Carter got a love interest it was pretty dumb

>they give a carter Jack O'Neill wedding

>it was in a joke episode

>almost all romantic interests

>die


e95331  No.15798500

File: 73b276536f02a08⋯.jpg (145.26 KB, 542x640, 271:320, AnotherWorld_640.jpg)

Now that I think about it, Out of this World feels a lot like a good Stargate episode.


70b1a0  No.15798535

File: 2277e6d20051b6f⋯.jpg (20.67 KB, 850x400, 17:8, godless_commie.jpg)

>>15798393

Atheism is a delusion and the theory of evolution is a fairy tale.


c19342  No.15798539

>>15795129

I have to watch that show again. I remember watching random episodes on scifi channel or whatever one did the SG-1 reruns all the time. Never watched it all in order though, so that should be nice.

>>15795222

Patriotism Rising.


535044  No.15798544

>>15798393

Yeah, dumb christkikes with their happiness and feelings of meaning. Why can't they be a listless nihilist like me?


e95331  No.15798588

File: 2986b158263fa92⋯.jpg (830.58 KB, 1178x960, 589:480, God_emperor.jpg)

>>15798544

>atheists

>listless and nihilistic


fa2ad2  No.15798705

File: 4b7d12ad87eb610⋯.png (294.35 KB, 480x360, 4:3, rda.png)

Is it canon?


2429cc  No.15798726

>>15798588

Checking those dubs, But yeah, Atheists progress to the stars, christcucks want to stay on earth, Atheists are the emperor of their destinies.

We have no delusions.


3f246c  No.15798746

>>15798544

Christians will never know the joy atheists feel when shoving bananas up our asses


88bc45  No.15798872

>>15798726

That is genuinely cringe.


63cf46  No.15798895

File: 307e073ab1a607f⋯.jpeg (164.4 KB, 736x995, 736:995, 9EE762F1-8014-438C-9CAD-B….jpeg)

Now that I’m halfway through the first season of SG-1 and realizing how much I love this show and miss good old sci-fi related stuff, I gotta ask, what are the other sci-fi shows that are considered must watch?


24be1a  No.15798921

>>15798895

DS9 is decent

Babylon 5

the intro miniseries part to Battlestar Galactica is okay, but the show goes to shit super fast


63cf46  No.15798923

>>15798921

Cool, thanks. I think I’ll make DS9 priority after Stargate.


caa238  No.15798931

File: 65f7123fb1b0475⋯.jpg (42.82 KB, 340x255, 4:3, HaveASeat.jpg)

>>15798895

Farscape is pretty cool mostly because of this guy right here.


930181  No.15798987

>>15798895

Dark Matter is made by the same showrunners as Stargate and has a good 3 season, although it also got unexpectedly canned and ends on a cliffhanger

Firefly is great, even though people will probably bitch at it for being a Reddit meme or something.

>>15798921

>Babylon 5

I never got over how they tried to replace the special chosen one main character with a different guy in season 2 because the actor left.


97952f  No.15798999

>>15798987

>I never got over how they tried to replace the special chosen one main character with a different guy in season 2 because the actor left.

Yeah, but they actually make it work. Plus, Sinclair and Sheridan are the most boring characters in the show so who cares.


503788  No.15799007

>>15798931

Agreed, but hardly just because of Scorpius. The whole series does a great job of being alien and inhospitable, and the excellent practical effects muppetry from Henson Workshop really sells it in era of burgeoning CGI

After the shocker of an ending to the last season, one should take a day and then watch the movie


2f6327  No.15799034

File: bbc1ca7659af3d8⋯.gif (2.85 MB, 240x180, 4:3, mfw.gif)

Guys, what is it about sci-fi shows and books that makes them commonly fall into "transcendence" and "next plain of existence" pseudo-theological bullshit? Shit like AI "becoming gods" or humans becoming spirits because they're big brain boys.

Was reading a robot fighting manga called Origin with a decently small premise, it was just "I can't let people know I'm a robot" and "there are 8 other robots, I need to beat them", and around chapter 50 or so it started going into "he will become the god of robots" and "I went into the internet and met a being of both organic and cyber intelligence that said it was the god of information"

Why can't writers just have alien politics and space battles without shitting it up? Why is it that fantasy autists can have normal "I went and killed shit" adventures and stories but half of the sci-fi I find I end up throwing in the trash because the author needs to shove their gay ideas down my throat?


63cf46  No.15799036

>>15798931

Tracking that one down to. I actually caught glimpses of it way back when and always liked the little I saw.

>>15798987

>Dark Matter

One of my friends loved that show and recommended I shouldn’t watch it because the cliffhanger is so rough. Loved the first couple episodes though.


c79c8e  No.15799044

>>15788201

DICK WASHERS!


e95331  No.15799063

>>15798895

For something newer, while the plot is full of holes, the worldbuilding of The Expanse is surprisingly solid, and some of the characters are great.

>>15798921

>>15798923

Unpopular opinion: DS9 is the worst series in the franchise after Voyager, an awkward and nonsensical hodgepodge of the upbeat utopianism of ST with B5-style grimdark. ToS & TNG are both great in their own ways, and even Enterprise is overall fairly good, but Voyager is a weak ST series.

>>15798987

Dark Matter pissed me off for completely wasting the premise of the cast's blank slate characters, and even before that happened, it was only okay at best. If you're going to dig that deep, I might also recommend Andromeda (1st season was a mixed bag with a few excellent episodes, maybe 2nd season, but no further!).

>>15798931

I personally found Farscape too silly, but if you like it, you might also like Lexx.

>>15799034

Because hard SF is never going to happen on live action TV. If you want that, the closest you're going to come is LotGH.


c79c8e  No.15799081

>>15798726

The Christians against Science shit is a meme. Galileo was imprisoned and ostracized because he published a book he was told, by the church, not to publish until he had proven his findings.


8db4db  No.15799126

>>15793583

Post yearbook or GTFO.


f8a53b  No.15799131

>>15799081

Galileo was a liar just like all of the spherical-earth shills.


925162  No.15799132

File: a813b07875fd590⋯.jpg (102.03 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Morden.jpg)

>>15798895

DS9 and B5. Farscape too, it is different though. ST Enterprise is alright but Season 3 and onward only. You can also watch the Dune miniseries, if you read the book you'll be triggered but it is alright.

If you feel adventurous: LEXX.


be7a19  No.15799160

>>15798987

>Firefly

Actual reddit garbage.

>>15798895

Farscape is more of the same.

I actually like Farscape more than Stargate, but their both good.

>>15798921

>Babylon 5

5 seasons and specials of liberal drivel.

DS9 is better only because the cardassians.


8db4db  No.15799218

>>15794103

No, he is right about the boy abduction implying him becoming the host. The thing that the show changed is that the Goa'uld became worm like parasites but in the movie it shows an Asguard style AYY LMAO is what is really inside the human host of Ra when he gets vaporized by a nuke.


56fd0c  No.15799242

File: d154d41c22201e0⋯.png (2.44 MB, 1000x1426, 500:713, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15798895

I keep hearing that Andromeda is a good series.

>>15799131

>>15799081

>Galileo was imprisoned and ostracized because he published a book he was told, by the church, not to publish until he had proven his findings.

Apparently, that's a lie. Galileo was actually friends with the Pope at the time (Who was even willing to help debate the guy and his theories to help push science further), but he unironically acted like Sheldon Cooper and slandered the Pope in his book to an extremely level. That's why he was imprisoned.


8db4db  No.15799251

>>15794762

I remember thinking the 90 minute "finale" that resulted in the end of the Goa'uld and the Replicators was the perfect way to end it, so when the show continued I was actually somehow disappointed. Love the show but ending on a high note is a good thing. Still enjoyed the last seasons well enough but in contrast when the final episode aired I was fucking mad as hell. The Ori weren't defeated and the Asguard all an heroed themselves. Glad we got the DVD movies to resolve it though.

Atlantis and Universe never got resolved though, and I am eternally mad. At least spit out a novel like you said you would guys, come on.


408bbe  No.15799258

File: 0a6d6cbac66287d⋯.jpg (75.27 KB, 670x671, 670:671, 0a6d6cbac66287d8750b17f8e7….jpg)

>>15799007

Shock ending of the last series thats instantly rolled back withing the first 30 mins the final feature length episode with a they aint dead just stunned in the strangest fucking way possible moment and boy was that strange capture method.

Guess thats Farscape for you. That show was one hell of a trip.


56fd0c  No.15799265

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15799258

That it was.


925162  No.15799266

File: 6552787a761d39c⋯.jpg (201.92 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, Jonathan_Archer_(mirror)_i….jpg)

>>15799242

The first season only, from the second the network force them to abandon the story arcs and go episodic and it becomes retarded. Third season is a clusterfuck, with crew appearing and disappearing out of nowhere and the ship capabilities changing because they didn't show the episodes in a proper sequence.


caa238  No.15799271

>>15799265

>that whole fucking episode

God fucking damn. It wasn't a shock to see the show do something like it but holy shit.


fa2ad2  No.15799283

>>15799242

I thought Andromeda was fine except for the last season when the story goes completely off the rails.


925162  No.15799284

File: 14dd453f243ba04⋯.jpg (21 KB, 520x390, 4:3, scorpius.jpg)

>>15799258

Once you realize Scorpius did nothing wrong you see the show on another angle. I liked Farscape very much.

>tfw no cute PK Tech girl waifu


e95331  No.15799288

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15799242

Like >>15799266 says Andromeda starts off flawed but very interesting in the 1st season, has a notable decrease in quality but still produced a number of excellent eps in the 2nd season, became pretty bland in the 3rd/4th seasons, and then got rebooted to go absolutely batshit insane in the 5th season. Very similar to the other "Gene Roddenberry's" series, Earth: Final Conflict (1st season is a genuinely excellent series with some absolute masterpiece episodes, next season starts with a massively rage-inducing retcon although it's actually still somewhat interesting, remaining seasons are increasingly retarded, with the 5th season being a mindbending reboot).

>>15799251

It's worse than that. They spat out multiple Atlantis novels, but NONE OF THEM RESOLVED ANYTHING.


925162  No.15799295

>>15799288

Is that my nigga Sandoval from Earth Final Conflict?


2f6327  No.15799348

>>15799081

>>15799242

and don't forget that Copernicus had actually written a book and explained heliocentrism to the pope beforehand, it was actually the lutherans that hated him and later Kepler for the theory.

Galileo was not accepted because he couldn't answer the strongest argument, by Aristotle, "If heliocentrism were true, then there would be observable parallax shifts in the stars’ positions as the earth moved in its orbit around the sun". It wasn't possible to observe at the time and he had no answer. Both church officials and secular astronomers of the time rejected his ideas and he tried to use scripture as a debate tool, something a layman is not supposed to do especially in the middle of the damn reformation. It was condemned and that was the end of it until he then published a book putting the words of the pope into the mouth of a retard strawman character named Simplicio, insulting the pope who was his friend and the person he was seeking as a benefactor, and was placed under house arrest and reproved. There was no torture or any of that fairy tale bullshit, the doctrine of the inquisiton actually forbade it, it was the protestants up in england that were burning witches, not the catholics.

Remember lads that something like 90% of what you "learned" in school is a ton of made up bullshit and propaganda for one reason or another.


4e0e93  No.15799469

File: c301f7a8de0a01c⋯.webm (9.15 MB, 640x360, 16:9, TGS 2015 - David Hewlett-….webm)

>no mention of Stargate Network


33d64a  No.15799528

File: 2dc152804159724⋯.jpg (462.42 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, w6FgY.jpg)

Oh good, a thread to write down the Stargate vidya idea I've had knocking around in my head for however long:

>you are an SG-team member (make your own, choose appearance and traits/skills/whatever)

>you're hanging out at SG Command when OH FUCK the Goauld show up and start rekking everything

>commander barely manages to dial the gate, randomly

>escape at last second and pop out in abandoned underground temple

>this temple is now your base

>have to dial to other planets to get resources/equipment/allies

>only have a few addresses at first, have to find more as you go

>main objective is to find other SG-team members, build up resources and allies, and retake Earth

>if enemies learn your gate address, it's game over

>missions/addresses are procedurally generated for multiple playthroughs

>FPS gameplay but you can command up to 3 allies during missions (allies have XCOM-style ranks and perks)

>call it Stargate: Survivor or Stargate: Guerilla

Would you play it?


930181  No.15799536

File: bd1e558cde6d37f⋯.jpg (122.34 KB, 485x524, 485:524, full erection.jpg)

>>15799469

>Their site has been updated as recently as October


caa238  No.15799559

>>15799528

You have a foundation but here are some questions.

So you get thrown into some random temple last second with no preparations, how do you obtain even one address to explore and how do you know which address to dial back to?

How does the "enemy finding your address" mechanic work?


e95331  No.15799564

>>15799469

Reminds me of the walkaround tour feature in the ST:DS9:Elite Force games


5c4394  No.15799574

>>15799559

Temple comes with a basic starter kit of addresses written on the walls, Abydos style. Probably on accessible after you've completed a number of exploration tasks on your temple planet first.


925162  No.15799580

>>15799559

Well in the movie the return address was on a wall, you could find some addresses written on the walls of the temple, expeditions would find the rest.


33d64a  No.15799587

>>15799559

>initial address list

Probably like >>15799574 said or you have a notebook with a few address scribbled down. Either way allows for randomization of starting addresses each playthrough.

As for keeping your address secret, the player would have to avoid dialing 'home' while the enemy is nearby, or giving out their 'home' address to anyone insufficiently trustworthy.

Depending on the difficulty level, you could even give the player a number of "strikes" (e.g. "you dialed out while the enemy was on your tail! They were able to discern the first two symbols in your home address.")

Ideally, the player would memorize some 'safety' addresses they could dial to while under fire that aren't home, but are friendly worlds. Basically what SG-teams in the shows do all the time to prevent aliens from coming and fucking up home base.


caa238  No.15799594

>>15799574

>>15799580

>>15799587

I'd only except that if the game went the way of the movies and you had to have a member of your party dedicated to translating/knowledge of history at the cost of being a shit combat character.


925162  No.15799596

>>15799587

>notebook with a few address scribbled down

Addresses are dependent on their starting point, SGC uses a catalogue found with the Gate adjusted for stellar drift since the time it was buried, those addresses wouldn't work from another planet.


5c4394  No.15799605

>>15799596

That's why it's got to be the Abydos situation where the planet supplies the addresses in the form of ruins or buried treasure or something.


33d64a  No.15799607

>>15799594

Yeah, translation/negotiation should be a part of the game but then you're getting into a dialog/RPG system that could bloat the whole concept into oblivion. Maybe if you just had a No Mans Sky-style "this character's speech is gibberish unless you know the words" type thing. Hard to make allies if you can't understand a word they say.

>>15799596

True. Probably better to start with randomized wall-scribbles to give you starting addresses.


930181  No.15799615

>>15799607

>Hard to make allies if you can't understand a word they say.

It's commonly accepted by now that everytone in the galaxy speaks English and no one seems to really care.


e95331  No.15799616

>>15799607

>Maybe if you just had a No Mans Sky-style "this character's speech is gibberish unless you know the words" type thing.

Better yet, something like an expanded version of Fallout's low-INT run gimmick. Depending on your best party member's relevant language stat, dialog and responses would vary from extremely primitive to highly sophisticated.


caa238  No.15799621

>>15799607

Maybe once you set foot on a new world you can either go around trying to negotiate/talk with the locals blindly or you can set the translator companion to do their thing.


f8a53b  No.15799624

>>15799528

>>15799587

That sounds ridiculously fun.


33d64a  No.15799627

>>15799616

>>15799615

OK, seems better to focus on historical analysis/ancient languages than actually communicating. That opens the door for FTL-style hazards and puzzles!

>come across some odd ruins

>investigate? Y/N

>squaddie has negligible historical skills

>investigate anyway

>oh shit you pressed the wrong carving

>giant alarm signal turns on and a local Goauld ship detects it

>fuck


925162  No.15799632

>>15799605

Yeah, that's what I suggested higher up.

I would play that game though, especially if there is a possibility to go full HFY. The amount of time SGC refused help or easy technology because it would be "mean" to the local is too much when you are besieged by a superior alien race. That situation with the clones and Odo from DS9 in a bunker comes to mind.


f8a53b  No.15799668

File: d97a65b4e7667a4⋯.jpg (23.89 KB, 728x455, 8:5, oneill-really-let-himself-….jpg)

So I just looked up a more recent picture of RDA, and, well. Damn.


33d64a  No.15799676

File: bb58fe9a729b7cf⋯.jpg (7 KB, 247x229, 247:229, 1252130128374.jpg)


caa238  No.15799683

>>15799668

Wow, he was showing it during the last couple seasons and the movies but he really kept on going.


5c4394  No.15799684

>>15799668

It's so bizarre because his fat like puffed out all the wrinkles and it makes him look younger.


56fd0c  No.15799692

>>15799668

For some reason, now I want to see something come out that stars both RDA and William Shatner.


930181  No.15799698

>>15799668

He had a bad injury, i think sometime before Stargate even began airing. he quit the show because he was in too much pain to even be in the show. It's why he got promoted to general where he doesn't have to move around as much before quitting the show entirely. He gained all that weight because he can't move around enough to exercise.

>>15799632

Part of the charm of Stargate was their refusal to be dicks to people


f8a53b  No.15799700

>>15799698

Yeah, he got a busted knee, plus he wanted to take time off the show to spend more time with his daughter.

The hilarity persists in spite of that.


6bbc4d  No.15799916

>>15798500 (Checked)

>Out of This World/Another World

My nigga.


d9e076  No.15800107

>>15794887

Yes, the soundtrack does such a good job in creating the movie/stargate atmosphere.


d9e076  No.15800126

>>15799034

Becasue writers are stupid.

The entire premise of evolution is that it i a BIOLOGICAL, PHYSICAL process. Hence hte very idea of ascending/transcending by evolution is retarded.

Actually the entire concept of becoming an energy cloud of such shit is retarded.


3ed479  No.15800275

>>15798726

Atheists progress to unisex bathrooms, cuck porn, and Islamic takeover.


3ed479  No.15800282

File: 63b8425a1b37d8d⋯.jpg (396.91 KB, 1411x1632, 83:96, 24583456895.jpg)

>>15799528

Wow you just invented Mass Effect. Here's your prize.


840ad7  No.15800471

File: a6f7377299c604c⋯.png (510.75 KB, 650x842, 325:421, a6f7377299c604cd1a9c287e5e….png)

I remember playing some old forgotten Half Life 2 mod that had everything about stargate, don't remember the name and im sure we can't no longer find it, and there is also all the old mods for garrysmod and the maps that where compatible whit the stargates, plus life support, ships, weapons, character models and so on. But all of this is is kinda old, to find it all and make it work in current year whit luck that it still compatible whit current garrysmod you will need levels of autism that nobody can comprehend. Its pretty sad that nobody really took the effort to get all that stuff and make it work again, but i guess people just pass on it and do some other shit.


02d339  No.15800752

>>15799469

ITS ONLY UPDATED CUZ THEY WERE DOING THOSE WEBISODE SERIES OF LIKE 2 MINUTE LONG EPISODES LMFAO


7f3da6  No.15800825

>>15799034

To be fair, what really kicked off his I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF ROBUTTS from the "yeah, whatever, Key the Metal Idol" was the fact that Origin's first genuine emotion was ANGER. Before that, it was some really watered down form of filial love for his creator as a father.

>>15799258

The comic carried the story on rather well. Dig it up if you can find it.


4e0e93  No.15800860

>>15799668

>"teal'c, get me da fried chicken wings!"


0f9553  No.15801102

>>15800860

He went wacko with the mayo.


d38c91  No.15801198

>>15798895

Babylon 5 is really good if you skip the episodic parts of season 1 and 2, which is a total of like 7 or 8 episodes. Season 1 is good, season 2-3-4 are great, season 5 is weird but good. I grew attached to the characters quite a bit, hell my heart hurt when Garibaldi did you know what. Londo and G'kar's relationship is top tier.

Who was right, Shadows or Vorlons?


39eee5  No.15801429

File: 48b35fff44a3d55⋯.png (1.76 MB, 1654x4091, 1654:4091, e3e9d836156649dccc5bda0668….png)

>>15799132

Lexx isn't so much scifi as a weird fantasy based soap opera that takes place in space. It's not a long series and is worth watching if you're okay with weird storylines. I've checked out some of the more modern scifi tv shows that are being made and most of it is garbage. At this point I'd recommend looking into the outer limits or the 80's twilight zone series for their scifi themed episodes on if you want anything good.

>>15801198

I wasn't able to get into babylon 5 last time I tried but this episode guide should be of help to anyone willing to give the show a go.


362314  No.15801440

>>15788244

Man, I had that game as a kid but I never got far enough to fly one of the gliders. I always got fucked up.


761abb  No.15801513

>>15798895

>Ctrl+F Babylon 5

>5 matches

Fuck yeah. Seasons 2-4 are excellent. Season 1 is so bad it most likely scared a ton of people away from an otherwise fantastic show. There are some absolutely awful cringeworthy episodes in season 1, two that come to mind are one about a pointless boxer character that is never seen again afterward and another about a guy searching for the holy grail/thinks he's king arthur. No idea what the fuck they were thinking during season 1 or how they managed to somehow turn it around and make one of the greatest Space Operas out there with the later seasons. Can't tell you how happy I am that I stuck with the series instead of dropping it. I watched Star Trek TNG right after B5 and was immensely disappointed in it, the characters feel like cardboard cutouts in comparison to B5 (aside from Data hilariously enough).


0fee43  No.15801684

>>15794950

>>15794931

>DS9

I thought that was to do with the Betazoid gilf getting empathy dementia and messing with peoples minds on 'accident'?


a2750a  No.15801709

File: 018d7f4f28c17d8⋯.jpg (66.59 KB, 600x397, 600:397, ancient humans (babylon 5).jpg)

>>15801198

>Who was right?

both and neither

everything in moderation

too much control is equally as bad as too much chaos

captain Tron was right tough "both of you get the fuck out of here and never come back"


0adfcc  No.15801718

>>15788372

>SC2

Don't recommend this shit. SC2 has one of the worst stories in vidya history.


e95331  No.15801757


c79c8e  No.15802356

>>15800282

>Read as: Wow you just invented a Mass Effect that's actually good!


d38c91  No.15802499

>>15801513

The shitty episodes were written by guest writers instead of the guy who wrote the rest of the show.

>>15801709

I saw it more as controlling/narcissistic parents vs "oh the space bullies are taking your lunch money? go beat them up instead of crying about it" parents


070cec  No.15802603

File: 54212800f9e79c7⋯.png (985.82 KB, 1330x1983, 1330:1983, f70c1d40e581c2debc92484c76….png)

snakes. look at the snakes


ceffb8  No.15803196

File: 22270b470448fae⋯.jpg (35.27 KB, 190x316, 95:158, 1.JPG)

File: 5218c38827243d0⋯.jpg (266.97 KB, 911x1219, 911:1219, 2.JPG)

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>>15799126

>>15796688

I didn't think anyone would give her a job, much less direct something I loved.


9a8dec  No.15803362

File: 9e7353582585843⋯.mp4 (4.01 MB, 854x480, 427:240, autism_big_bird.mp4)

>>15803196

you better slap the fuck out of that bitch at your reunion


930181  No.15804389

File: f36fbc5a9ccf839⋯.jpeg (42.84 KB, 637x376, 637:376, 1482823478-6ccbca8ac49374….jpeg)


b10718  No.15804397


cdf3a6  No.15804524

Unreal tournament.


9e3db5  No.15804947

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>The 200th episode where they decide to parody the TV industry and sci-fi in general.

>The Farscape spoof with two of the original actors.


0adfcc  No.15805172

File: 92c078696edbf60⋯.jpg (90.98 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ajj.jpg)


875c5f  No.15805174

>>15804397

She's a queer feminist.


e4e09f  No.15805183

File: 4d9e1c5343412f6⋯.jpg (295.23 KB, 1200x919, 1200:919, Michael_jackson_remember_t….jpg)

>>15801440

I love it and clear the game in 90s


61fd8f  No.15805229

File: 951fbe2a35f66a2⋯.mp4 (10.19 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Respect your Audience.mp4)

You can't have the Stargate feel without spending an almost equal amount of time on:

A) Combat.

B) Exploration of ancient and futuristic cultures, with attendant diplomatic problems

C) Charming characters that you get to know well both as Joe Shmoes on their off days and also intimately personally

So whatever combat system you choose, and a lot would fit, you also need Metroid Prime style examine-everything mode and Persona style interpersonal relationship-building.


61fd8f  No.15805253

File: 66932fa316d339b⋯.webm (911.21 KB, 852x480, 71:40, 66932fa316d339bbab11fb579….webm)

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File: 5b312f6d1ba620b⋯.webm (249.14 KB, 720x396, 20:11, KEK.webm)

File: 70ce1ac9370bcfd⋯.webm (184.82 KB, 720x396, 20:11, KEK2.webm)


2f0947  No.15805286

>>15805253

Are you the SG1 webm poster from the GG thread?


61fd8f  No.15805300

File: e2df67ece988bde⋯.mp4 (15.52 MB, 320x180, 16:9, The Subversion of Science ….mp4)

>>15805286

No, but I've skimmed from his offerings.


4ad644  No.15805364

>>15798895

I can highly recommend the first two seasons of LEXX, its is incredibly unique, weird and fucking insane.

Basically the Farscape episodes with Crichton losing his mind, but its the status quo on LEXX


2f82ff  No.15805427

>>15788372

>SC2 has some major StarGate vibes

http://sc2.sourceforge.net/

There was a time when I kept replaying it every year.


930181  No.15805456

File: 876bca699817907⋯.webm (828.16 KB, 852x480, 71:40, Im gonna savor this momen….webm)

>>15805300

>No, but I've skimmed from his offerings.


2f82ff  No.15805598

>>15801429

Thank you for the guides!

I've watched the whole series about 10 years ago and I'd like to re-watch, but I'll probably use your easy or normal mode.


d70c3d  No.15806084

>>15799528

Sounds like a good FF6 style RPG Maker game too


9439fd  No.15806125

>>15799668

holy shit i couldn't recognize him at all


0adfcc  No.15806313

>>15799698

>Part of the charm of Stargate was their refusal to be dicks to people

Disagree, desu. The show had a habit of dismissing all questions of morality by taking the nu-moral, goody-two shoes approach to everything. One especially egrigious episode had the heroes reject tech from "nazis" on a planet even though it may have saved theirs. Seriously, Earth was under dire threat, and they choose to spite the racists rather than to save the planet. Very one-dimensioal, unrealistic and boring.


0adfcc  No.15806325

>>15804397

Yes, goyim, breed the feminist cunts. You'll benefit from another generation of feminist harpies.


e95331  No.15806441

File: f724dd0bdc0032d⋯.jpg (487.35 KB, 1500x1170, 50:39, spy_who_loved_me_ver2_xlg.jpg)

File: d24520ec10d0f72⋯.jpg (488.88 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, Moonrakerposter.jpg)

>>15806313

Those weren't just racist Nazi analogs, they were blatant James Bond villain-tier omnicidal mad scientist who consisted a handful of individuals that had cloned themselves into an army, holed up in a subterranean evil overlord lair, and were attempting to sterilize the entire biosphere of their planet with poison gas and military robots, killing everyone and everything, so they could re-colonize the entire planet with their Noah's Ark.


35d365  No.15806475

>>15806313

They just had a short list of creatures they consider people. For example Tor and Asgaard were more than people, while humans in other galaxy were considered "well, they are not from our parts of the universe, who give a shit about them". But I guess SG1 was indeed goody 2 shoes. Imagine what will happen with stargate under civilian leader who specialize in negotiations? Morals are only for people who want to be eaten.

>One especially egrigious episode had the heroes reject tech from "nazis" on a planet even though it may have saved theirs. Seriously, Earth was under dire threat, and they choose to spite the racists rather than to save the planet. Very one-dimensioal, unrealistic and boring.

Yeah, but they were mostly crazy people. And I am pretty sure their technology was shitty one. And there was like 20 of them alive. But in atlantis they allied themselves with space vampires who were eating humans on few occasions. Once they developed a bioveapon which turns space vampires into regular weak humans. They used it to poison few enemy ships, so humanity-allied space vampires could fucking eat them.

>>15806441

And they were failing to do that. They were on a brink of defeat. But to be honest they were cartoony nazis.


35d365  No.15806488

>>15806475

>spoiler

>they allied themselves with them on few occasions

Humans were the one and only source of food for them.


fa2ad2  No.15806649

>>15806441

I don't think they were clones, they were just all the same phenotype. They were selective of who got into the bunker then they had to put them in cryogenic storage to save resources. Yes, they started the war and poisoned the surface, but that was long ago and it wasn't like they were continuing to poison the surface. They were being bombed solely for revenge. SG-1 just left them to die without even attempting to contact the other side.


c79c8e  No.15806659

File: 1d5cc1026fc49f3⋯.jpg (262.77 KB, 1012x880, 23:20, ef1d56ae1ccfb12d1a725cf093….jpg)

>>15805300

>The reason the left wasn't able to takeover gaming is because the games are so widely available

>… so widely available

>widely available


e95331  No.15806721

File: 9d850e4dd623abe⋯.jpg (113.16 KB, 500x517, 500:517, filthy casual.jpg)

>>15806649

They were. Remember their derisive term for the enemy was "breeders", specifically because they considered themselves too pure for 3D. As the fate of the Asgard illustrated, that's not a long-term viable plan in the setting.


e95331  No.15806737

>>15806649

Oh, and they WERE still gassing the surface, the reason the enemy were bombing them so desperately was to shut off the flow before they died.


3b0a9d  No.15806852

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15795222

Checking those digits.

More like Tapping starting with a F, right?

Dumb question, I know there's some sort of US rules about "not letting the US flag touch the ground" but the founding fathers obviously never came up with rules about using the US to cover up oneself if naked right?

>>15795761

BBC as in British Broadcasting Corporation, but at the rate they are going at with recasting whites with black men it's probably going to be your meaning of BBC.

The BBC quarry was a recurring location used for old British sci-fi series like Doctor Who because it looks kinda alien and was even used for that 2005 Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy movie as the Vogan homeworld.

>>15799668

>>15800860

>Richard Dean And some more donuts

>Big Mac guyver

>O'Neil after taking a Stargate to the "all you can eat" buffet planet (one of those has to exist)


5dcd0c  No.15806920

File: 8bef073a18d2529⋯.jpg (76.07 KB, 999x557, 999:557, cold_lazarus.jpg)

>>15795724

<Use of animation allows for interesting looking alien designs and planet biomes that probably can't be recreated in live action TV very without a high budget, no BBC quarry or California/Vancouver forest here

But the worst part is they actually did try and make a convincing alien landscape early on in the show, then it was just forests until they started using CGI in late S3/early S4. When I saw this episode the first time, I genuinely believed they were on another planet far removed from our own.


5dcd0c  No.15806956

File: 0757cd836a1e77b⋯.png (38.88 KB, 1849x345, 1849:345, Goauld N.png)

File: 08cbcca60028c75⋯.png (49.49 KB, 1901x525, 1901:525, Goauld Addendum.png)

>>15806920

Anyway, you know what the biggest issue with Stargate was for me?

The fact that no-one, fan or official, bothered to turn Goa'uld into a functioning language.

So that's why I spent the past year watching the show, transcribing literally everything spoken in Goa'uld, and making a dictionary that provides a legit translation for every word, not just a series of words. I'm even making a translator program that will perfectly translate the Navy Seals pasta into Goa'uld as a litmus test.

To prove I'm not bullshitting, here's what I have for the letter N, and an addendum to go with it. You will most likely see this finished project on the surface web sometime next year.


31fc64  No.15806963

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

There's Half-Life: The Gate, a pretty interesting mod that really captures the feel of Stargate, the premise is almost identical.


ceffb8  No.15806974

>>15806956

How can you translate a language where one phrase Jaffa Kree means literally everything?


31fc64  No.15806998

>>15806974

Kree Jaffa


35d365  No.15807027

File: 996a0ea0012e153⋯.jpg (14.04 KB, 289x292, 289:292, 663f7300b007c0597dc52ae11c….jpg)

>>15806956

>So that's why I spent the past year watching the show, transcribing literally everything spoken in Goa'uld, and making a dictionary that provides a legit translation for every word

You know its not a real language and they just made shit up when they needed to say something.

>whatever you say is fine as long as you have KREE somewhere in sentence.

They did not bother with making it a language because it was hard and they had no reason to do it.

>You will most likely see this finished project on the surface web sometime next year.

Its random, you fucking autist.

>>15806974

Actually in old good russian scify movie they had 20 words language where "KU - all the other words". But aliens were telepatic so it worked just fine. And you could understand most of thing because of the context.

Good job, you wasted a year of your life on worthless random bullshit.

https://youtu.be/36uLLJPa61Y?t=558

Here, a video with timestamp for you.


5dcd0c  No.15807033

>>15806974

Same reason why we say stuff like sage and kek. It forms a lot of our vocabulary, but it isn't everything.

Also people love to meme "Jaffa Kree", and indeed it was the most spoken phrase by far, but there were actually 367 unique Goa'uld words spoken on all 10 seasons of the show, which is far more than enough to make something that is somewhat sensical. Plus it helps that it's related to Ancient Egyptian and that the writers of the show definitely gave it some structure. The stuff they said was not entirely random/conjured up on the spot.

yes I know I'm an autist of the highest level, I take pride in it


fa2ad2  No.15807065

>>15806737

I got the feeling that they stopped gassing the surface and that the tanks were empty because SG-1 never tries to stop them. At the end of the episode they let the bombers destroy the facility but Carter finds out about the pipes earlier on when it's not entirely certain that the other side will win. Looking at the transcript it doesn't explicitly say one way or the other though.


5dcd0c  No.15807082

File: 0740fd7655e1f8e⋯.jpg (46.04 KB, 442x540, 221:270, 2006 video game rooki.jpg)

>>15807027

>Good job, you wasted a year of your life on worthless random bullshit.

We're on /v/ anon. Also where did I say I spent a year dedicated to it?

<So that's why I spent the past year watching the show

Oh yeah shit, I kinda implied that. Nah, what I meant to say is that I watched about 3 episodes every week for 8 - 9 months, spent about 15 - 20 minutes going back on the spoken Goa'uld portions, confirming/changing previous transcriptions made by websites from 2002ish then doing the Etruscan method of just figuring out what makes sense for every application of a certain word. Since the episode quality arguably dropped once O'Neill left, I just skipped ahead for the last 2 seasons to the point where Goa'uld is spoken. I probably spent about 5 days total time working on the .txt, and since Autumn I've been sitting on it while getting on with other things. I didn't dedicate a sizable chunk of my life to a fictional fucking language.


d70c3d  No.15807137

File: 666762543f95af0⋯.jpg (67.25 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


35d365  No.15807168

>>15807082

There is a difference between counting each usage of KREE and between trying to see a pattern in random bullshit. Looking for a pattern where no pattern exist.

>but we are used to this! we are like extra dumb stupid here!

This was complete waste of time. Don try to pretend it was not. You might have a better luck trying to learn cat/dog language.


5dcd0c  No.15807305

File: fdbdae151ed84ff⋯.jpg (47.17 KB, 580x399, 580:399, 1950s chad meme.jpg)

>>15807168

Oh yes, 5 days worth of combined time. What a huge impact on my life. That's the waste of time, not the ~7000 minutes found out it totals around the same amount of time I spent re-watching a show that finished a decade ago just to do something fun and creative and put the show on equal footing with its competitors, like Star Trek, who have had Klingon as a fully functional language for what, 20 years? I imagine the process that went into making that was similar, if not the same as mine. Only difference is Trekkies were always that more passionate about the show and actually speak it.

What about the people that write reviews/blogs for the same show all these years later, long after their opinions would be of any remote use to someone waiting for the show to appear on their TV? After thousands of others have given out similar cookie cutter reviews many years prior? Instead of following a thoroughly beaten path wherein no new insights can be given, I focused on doing something derivative that not many others have tried, if any. And a lot of my work was already done for me, thanks to those who actually transcribed the words to begin with. All I did was split everything up into individual words.

<There is a difference between counting each usage of KREE and between trying to see a pattern in random bullshit. Looking for a pattern where no pattern exist.

Again, there's that point. Klingon was made up, doesn't mean people didn't try to make sense of it. And make sense of it they did.

Besides, the linguists they used for the movie were called back to the show specifically for making the longer Goa'uld/Abydonian phrases. They probably didn't write all of it, but they definitely had an influence. What other show or piece of media in general do you know that would take people who know Ancient Egyptian like the back of their hand just to write <10 seconds worth of dialogue in a language that doesn't even exist?

<This was complete waste of time. Don try to pretend it was not. You might have a better luck trying to learn cat/dog language.

Truth be told, I really don't know why you're getting so irrationally angry over something so insignificant. You sound like an edgy teenager that hasn't yet had the chance to do anything just because you could, were you born in the 2000s by any chance? What would you have had me do instead? Work for you? Write shitty crossover fanfiction? Try and become a famous Youtuber? But God forbid I take less than a week out of my pitiful existence to do something different when my alternatives are typically far less inspiring.


8cbb32  No.15807406

>>15807305

Watch this, you fucking retard. https://youtu.be/36uLLJPa61Y?t=558

>What would you have had me do instead?

Watch lexx, startrack, babylon, farscape, firefly, learn different language, like chinese or russian, watch "kin-Dza-dza", read a book (probably by Garry Garrison, since he was esperanto fag), browse new scifi tv series, there is a small chance something worth watching. Read a book about linguistics or actual egyptyan language/glyphs.


63cf46  No.15807466

File: 5576265a2bf941f⋯.jpeg (405.65 KB, 1280x1656, 160:207, 5C0BB93A-449C-45C1-8D05-B….jpeg)

File: 8a03879c0fb1af2⋯.jpeg (178.69 KB, 650x300, 13:6, EF4273BB-54A0-4E04-84CA-B….jpeg)

File: b3b83cdb2dd6447⋯.jpeg (70.13 KB, 896x570, 448:285, D40EA6E4-0B9B-43A0-995B-2….jpeg)

>>15805300

Decent video, though I dunno why the guy who made it thought it was a good idea to use his fursona.

Also, this has me curious, what are some non-pozzed old sci-fi authors and is there a mega or something that has a collection of these old books?


39eee5  No.15807559

File: 7442111c4a08b39⋯.jpg (29.49 KB, 253x392, 253:392, TheDreamMaster(1stEd).jpg)

>>15807305

That image couldn't have been made in the 50's as Alzheimer's disease didn't enter the English language until the early 80's.

>>15807466

I downloaded a torrent of audio books for the top 100 science fiction works awhile back that had some pretty good works in it, most awarding winning books from the 70's and 80's and early 90's are worth reading the synopsis for to see if it interests you. A lot of the written science fiction can't be made into television shows or movies so reading them will be the only way to experience them, this book in particular comes to mind.

http://sff180.com/ is also a great resource.


63cf46  No.15807606

>>15807559

Still got the torrent by any chance?


f7bcdd  No.15807633

>>15807466

>non-pozzed old sci-fi authors

Basically all of them were oldschool because it was long time ago. Lem hated communism and russians but he was pushing for transhumanism. Frank herbet wrote good books, but he was a dirty pervert and half of his books include rape caves and sex mutants. Garrison hated military but still wrote good books but they have interpicies sex in them. So they all the same, something good, something bad, but it should not discourage you. Basically anything written by man was sensible and some thing written by woman, but in general woman wrote femenist bullshit.


fa2ad2  No.15807637

>>15807466

Asimov… oh, wait


805e7d  No.15807642

Did anyone read the foundation books as a giant jewish allegorical argument for their right to rule goyim?


7f3da6  No.15807645

>>15806963

Jesus Christ, all of the voice acting sounds like everyone's using headset mics in a closet.


eae44d  No.15807680


39eee5  No.15807719

>>15807606

Found it on pirate bay a few years ago, I'd link to it but the site isn't working for me at the moment, it seems to be regional issue they've been having for months so it might work for you or you'll have to use one of their proxy sites. A search on torrentz2.eu shows they're still being seeded.

This is going to sound incredibly nerdy but I'm also into reading rule books for scifi RPGs even though I don't have any interest in playing them, you can probably find a few of them in a share thread over on >>>/tg/


960fb7  No.15807778

File: 420ab76142ff141⋯.jpg (24.64 KB, 636x347, 636:347, farscape prowler.jpg)

>>15798931

Love farscape but it's not perfect. I know it got cancelled because of the hateboner studios had for SF at the time, but if the given reason had been that the show had just lost it's way I would have bought it. The overarching storyline and the personal arcs of many among the crew were a mess and the show wasn't fully episodic so that was a problem.

Never did watch stargate seasons 9 and 10 or the films, should I do that or are they really terrible?


31fc64  No.15807783

>>15807645

That's the nature of mods.


eae44d  No.15807795

>>15807778

Season 9 and 10 are worth watching if you are generally a fan, just as long as you are fine with lots of focus being around Daniel and Vala for most of it. The first DVD movie serves as the proper ending for the show, with the second DVD movie being sort of a bonus that serves to tie up one last loose end.


e003e6  No.15807797

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15807642

No, but they were quite stupid.

>>15807778

> stargate seasons 9 and 10 or the films, should I do that or are they really terrible?

Meh/10. I disliked it, but as some background noise on 2nd monitor its alright. You can quit whenever you are bored. Its not as bad as last season of lexx, its just boring/uninteresting. Same with last season of Atlantis, you can skip most of it except the episode before the last one, that episode was great.


eae44d  No.15807802

>>15807797

>last season of Atlantis

Man it was so obvious they were running out of ideas and budget at that time, seeing as how they were prancing around on Hive ships every other episode like it was just another day at the office.


930181  No.15808007

File: ea548a2ccfb6207⋯.webm (2.46 MB, 850x480, 85:48, What does Kree mean.webm)

>>15806974

>>15807778

Seasons 9/10 are for big fans, and so is the "Ark of Truth" movie, which raps up the Ori arc. However the "Continuum" movie is a really solid and fun classic episode.


e95331  No.15808173

>>15807797

Atlantis really started falling to pieces around when SG-1 wrapped up, especially when they made the terrible choice of allowing ships to fly conveniently between galaxies. As Earth gradually acquired allies in a state of total collective military supremacy across 3 galaxies outside Pegasus, it became increasingly nonsensical that they would allo>>15807797

Atlantis really started falling to pieces around when SG-1 wrapped up, especially when they made the terrible choice of allowing ships to fly conveniently between galaxies. As Earth gradually acquired allies in a state of total collective military supremacy across 3 galaxies outside Pegasus, it became increasingly nonsensical that they would allow the Wraith to persist.

>>15807802

The episode of Atlantis that really did it for me was when Jackson visited and they were attacked by the evil Asgard.

Suddenly, with Daniel pawing all over every exposed surface in Atlantis, the fact that they were on a giant archeological site, thousands of years old. One where each room, hallway, past resident, and fucking wall sconce was a precious epic relic, each with countless myths and legends attached to it. The generic Skiffy space opera setting of Atlantis melted away for a few episodes to reveal the genre-transcending twists that had made SG-1 so distinctive as an SF franchise. Then he left, and they were back to the same generic slop that could happen in basically any random SF series.

Aside from that, the other major flaw with Atlantis is that they never go into any real detail about the structure of Wraith society or, somewhat less central to the plot, but perhaps more frustrating, the pre-ascension Ancients, which is also incredibly uncharacteristic compared to SG-1, where the Goa'uld/Tok'ra/Jaffa/Unas, replicators, Asgard, ascended Ancients and Ori were all lavished with tremendous effort in their characterization onscreen and in backstory.w the Wraith to persist.

>>15807802

The episode of Atlantis that really did it for me was when Jackson visited and they were attacked by the evil Asgard.

Suddenly, with Daniel pawing all over every exposed surface in Atlantis, the fact that they were on a giant archeological site, thousands of years old. One where each room, hallway, past resident, and fucking wall sconce was a precious epic relic, each with countless myths and legends attached to it. The generic Skiffy space opera setting of Atlantis melted away for a few episodes to reveal the genre-transcending twists that had made SG-1 so distinctive as an SF franchise. Then he left, and they were back to the same generic slop that could happen in basically any random SF series.

Aside from that, the other major flaw with Atlantis is that they never go into any real detail about the structure of Wraith society or, somewhat less central to the plot, but perhaps more frustrating, the pre-ascension Ancients, which is also incredibly uncharacteristic compared to SG-1, where the Goa'uld/Tok'ra/Jaffa/Unas, replicators, Asgard, ascended Ancients and Ori were all lavished with tremendous effort in their characterization onscreen and in backstory.


256251  No.15808222

File: 44ae105c258eb6b⋯.webm (14.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, stargate tissue.webm)

>>15799469

Looks cool.


ceffb8  No.15808252

>>15808222

It doesn't even spin


31fc64  No.15808279

>>15808222

IT HAS TO SPIN


256251  No.15808301

>>15808252

>>15808279

I spins when you dial.


256251  No.15808321

>>15808301

>>15808279

>>15808252

On second thought, good point I completely forgot it spins when there is an incoming wormhole. There is a spinning animation though.


256251  No.15808371

File: bdc8215b8b307c3⋯.webm (15.88 MB, 1138x640, 569:320, stargate dialing.webm)

Here is dialing and traveling to a planet.




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