373b3b No.15770184
Let's have a comfy Nintendo girls thread.
>What's Nintendo?
Nintendo is a game company that started as a toy company in the Meiji era. Now they make games with cute girls in them.
>Can I post lewds?
Only if they're spoilered because Mark is a giant faggot that can't stand seeing cute girls.
34ef63 No.15770190
>>15770184
>>Can I post lewds?
>Only if they're spoilered because Mark is a giant faggot that can't stand seeing cute girls.
just go to /vp/
90e955 No.15770215
>>15770184
I've never heard of this Nintendo
>>15770190
Lewd is different from porn you filthy animal
1f5d4c No.15770217
>>15770190
>The electric jew has programmed me to desire porn everywhere I go.
f2059d No.15770222
Rosalina and Samus are literally the comfiest girls.
21899e No.15770258
>>15770222
Trips for threesome, nice.
I still contend that unarmoured Samus looked way better in her classic "Justin Bailey" appearance, but alas since Japan never got that there's tragically little art of it.
960e4d No.15770301
>>15770184
>Nintendo is a game company that started as a toy company in the Meiji era.
>"alright, what are these weebs trying to pull off time?"
>check their stuff out
>mfw Mario
>mfw Zelda
>mfw Pokemon
>mfw Kirby
WTF
How the fuck did I never hear of those guys?
Apparently there a "Super Smash" game coming soon that mixes up all their stuff, and it's for their exclusive console.
LITERALY WHAT THE SHIT???
5aa973 No.15770331
>>15770258
Super Metroid Samus>Zerosuit Samus>gap>tumblr Samus
>>15770301
Pokemon and Kirby aren't made by Nintendo.
960e4d No.15770374
>>15770331
>made by nintendo
>owned by nintendo
>only in nintendo consoles
>not made by nintendo
Sure thing buddy.
Even if that was true, they still have a Metroid franchise with some cool robot dude and a Dokey Kong Country franchise.
5aa973 No.15770398
>>15770374
Pokemon is made by GameFreak and Kirby is made by Hal Laboratory. Both are independant studios who have made multiple games for computers, SEGA, NEC and Sony consoles.
b16125 No.15770403
>>15770258
>green hair because of Varia suit recolor
I fucking hate "nerds" who unironically think Samus had turquoise hair because of the justin bailey code.
f2059d No.15770427
>>15770258
>Threesome
It's just two space mamas snuggling their catgirl daughterfu.
>Green hair Samus
Bleh. Personally I think Fusion Samus is the best she's ever looked. She looks sweet both physically and emotionally and I want to imbibe myself in her sweetness.
960e4d No.15770428
>>15770398
How do you explain pic related then?
HHMMMM!?
I seriously hope you're not really thinking I'm being serious.
1f06dd No.15770440
Nintendo? What the hell is that? This is a video game board, post video game stuff. :^)
40083e No.15770442
>this many posts in
>no hardcore porn
21899e No.15770448
>>15770403
That's why I'm specifically saying Justin Bailey Samus; I'm aware she'd have a different colour scheme without the Varia suit. It's just that Justin Bailey is the best looking one.
(Some Japanese developers are clearly aware of this; Tina from FFVI copies her basic colour scheme, and Moby from WURM pretty much rips off her entire character design.)
>>15770427
I'll definitely conceded that she looked great in the Fusion and Super endings. I'm grateful that at least they added a couple of the outfits as an option in Smash (but alas, not with her hair down.)
b16125 No.15770472
>>15770301
>>15770184
>Nintendo started as a toy company in the Meiji era.
Not a toy company but a playing card company associated with the Japaneses gambling industry. If Nintendo goes Pachinko then its full circle. Most Nintendo likely connected to the Yakuza.
960e4d No.15770491
>>15770472
>Most Nintendo likely connected to the Yakuza.
Not most of it, just the Wii U.
1f5d4c No.15770498
>>15770398
Nintendo owns 1/3 of the Pokemon franchise. Nintendo is a majority shareholder in Game Freak. They don't do anything without Nintendos input and approval. But yeah, they're independent.
21899e No.15770512
>>15770498
>Independent
Probably mostly for tax reasons. Nintendo definitely makes all the decisions.
>>15770472
Nintendo's the only console maker that almost certainly had someone assassinated. Not even Sega did that, and they've made some weird decisions.
>>15770502
>Sonygger
>Calling others soy addicts
Enjoy your shining rays of boob/butt/lower back/armpit-obscuring light.
14b361 No.15770525
>>15770491
>Sega invented the Yakuza
Alright what the fuck
1f06dd No.15770526
>>15770519
This isn't cuckchan, you can't be this obvious nigger.
903f1a No.15770528
Why not girls in general, why soytendo?
b16125 No.15770543
>>15770512
>Nintendo had someone assassinated
>joogle "Nintendo assassination"
<vidya is a jewish conspiracy and the Iwata
https://archive.fo/CsTVl
woke
b16125 No.15770547
>…and the Iwata was killed by Illuminati
d5ee74 No.15770552
>>15770543
The assassination refers to Gunpei Yokoi who worked for Nintendo, who invented the extendo-boxing-glove toy, the Game Boy, and produced the original Metroid.
He was fired from Nintendo when they launched the Virtual Boy and it flopped, so he went to Bandai and helped them make the WonderSwan, and then he got hit by a car out of nowhere. People have been speculating it was a yakuza hit for years.
9a50cf No.15770557
Anyone have pics of the female ace trainer from Let's Go? She makes me feel funny in my pants.
b16125 No.15770558
>>15770552
>gameboy man was killed y Yakuza
That was the second joogle link. I just think the It was da Joos was funny.
0f67fd No.15770569
>>15770558
Go back to your containment board /trannypol/
d5ee74 No.15770581
Best Zelda coming through!
0814e4 No.15770582
>>15770572
/trannypol/ is /leftypol/ anon.
2d853e No.15770584
I love pretty little princesses. I want to impregnate them repeatedly.
440f29 No.15770585
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This thread needs more cunny
d6c57f No.15770600
>>15770585
>dat bowsette
More of that.
b305b7 No.15770608
>>15770585
Anyone else notice that /v/ is being infested with pedos like this?
It just seemed to happen almost overnight.
We being raided by some darkweb tor community or something?
21899e No.15770613
>>15770573
>>15770581
>>15770584
>>15770585
Thank you for saving this thread, though the autistic discussions are interesting too.
d6c57f No.15770620
>>15770608
You need to go back, newfag.
589310 No.15770621
I want to ink inside Marie so hard.
d5ee74 No.15770624
This is second best Zelda.
Something about Sprite always got my little dick hard too as a kid.
1f06dd No.15770628
>>15770608
>lolifags are now pedos
What about you go back to cuckchan you stupid nigger?
2d853e No.15770631
>>15770584
I especially want to impregnate peach. give the princess a present everyday in her womb.
d5e639 No.15770633
>>15770608
Either go back to cuckchan or make some new bait, I can't even have fun with this.
960e4d No.15770636
>>15770608
>It just seemed to happen almost overnight.
This thread is a blessing of shitposts.
ab952c No.15770642
>>15770624
She's the best designed Zelda.
>second best
You're not one of those Skywardfags, are you?
589310 No.15770644
>>15770584
>>15770631
Anyone thought Peach looked beautiful in her bride dress?
440f29 No.15770645
>>15770600
Only one I have left.
d6c57f No.15770653
>>15770645
Depressing. All I ever see is cow udder Bowsette. Need more loli/petite.
432f91 No.15770664
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15770558
>>15770552
feel free to watch or not, if there is a "don't give views" system please tell me.
6f939b No.15770665
>>15770644
Yeah, it's a shame that's she's only cuckold bait for Bowser.
7e629e No.15770666
>>15770653
I have a few on hand.
34ef63 No.15770669
>>15770653
isnt there "bowsette jr"
ff4c51 No.15770677
>tfw someone draws botw zelda with a plump butt and panty lines visible through her tight pants.
I dont care if the panty line thing doesnt make sense it fills me with power!
d6c57f No.15770678
>>15770666
Blessed are you, Satan.
>>15770669
I would assume so, but I'm not a queer.
7e629e No.15770680
>>15770669
There is, but it's not as good. Really, there's an "ette" of everything, for as stupid and inaccurate of a title as it is. I like the Goomba one, she's a cute.
d4c423 No.15770687
>>15770608
Yes, make sure you leave so they don't infest your computer with CP
2d853e No.15770690
>>15770644
I love it, then again I love white lingerie in general.
d6c57f No.15770692
>>15770682
>second pic
There is no greater atrocity.
e7e002 No.15770693
>>15770669
theres even oppai loli bowsette jr although i seem to have misplaced it
7c574e No.15770696
db44cf No.15770699
>>15770448
People making characters using red and green aren't copying anything, they're following the basic principle to use colors that make each other pop. Also, showing off long legs was the 'sexy' thing to do in that time period. The people who made Justin Bailey Samus, Moby, and the other 30,000 similar depictions were just following the styles from ads and commercials that were being dominated by long-haired long-legged models.
c368cb No.15770712
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15770664
Lurk for 4 gorillion more years. Use invidious next time
caeaf2 No.15770714
>>15770621
marina is better
432f91 No.15770715
237428 No.15770717
>>15770624
Cartoon Zelda is too bitchy for me to enjoy, the BotW Zelda is a modern thot, Twilight Princess Zelda is so cold she seems beyond redemption, Skyward Sword Zelda is a busy slut so fuck her. The new Smash Bros.' design feels so warm and homey, almost slavic for some reason, but that might just be me. I like this one.
589310 No.15770721
>>15770706
Why is she so perfect?
d8ea49 No.15770725
>>15770717
That's a lot of words just to say you prefer underage girls
7e629e No.15770728
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>>15770713
I like the new loli from LGPA.
>>15770717
It's from Link Between Worlds, that should help you find pictures of her. Not much out there, though. I posted a few here >>15770648
>>15770721
Her smile matches her tits really well and I can't explain it.
d6c57f No.15770732
>>15770725
Not that there's anything wrong with that. "Underage" is just feminist newspeak propaganda, it doesn't really mean anything.
9139a0 No.15770740
>>15770732
Sure it does. It means healthy and beautiful.
3be237 No.15770742
I don't play Nintendo games (though recent developments are making that subject to change) but I can still appreciate their grill selection.
d6c57f No.15770744
>>15770740
And ripe for harvesting.
ca12eb No.15770746
The new smash Zelda is from A Link to the Past. They're doing stupid marketing shit with the English translations, but all of the original shit says LttP.
2d853e No.15770748
>>15770653
is loli boohime good?
b16125 No.15770750
>>15770582
<if the author of moonman doom uses the term joos they must be /leftypol/
trying a bit too hard to fit in kiddo.
0814e4 No.15770756
>>15770608
We have a jew for a board owner, what do you expect?
e7e002 No.15770757
>>15770732
nobody said that
d6c57f No.15770759
>>15770748
As if you need to ask. Imagine getting her overly flustered.
ebb5b1 No.15770766
>>15770759
How are you going to get digital art flustered?
e7e002 No.15770771
>>15770766
by touching her butt or saying youre going to touch it
ebb5b1 No.15770774
>>15770771
PNG files have physical butts and self awareness?
d6c57f No.15770776
d4c423 No.15770777
d5e639 No.15770778
>>15770774
>he doesn't know
6f939b No.15770785
>>15770777
>>15770776
>>15770778
Are you depressed at all, anons?
d6c57f No.15770790
>>15770785
I'm depressed over how bad that photoshop is.
d4c423 No.15770792
e7e002 No.15770796
>>15770774
sure, but even if they didnt you could just touch their non physical butt. hell, we are talking about a ghost in the first place.
c368cb No.15770799
>>15770742
>I don't play Nintendo games (though recent developments are making that subject to change)
Same. I may even buy a Switch, though it's looking like I won't since emulation is already near perfect for the Switch and I'm pretty sure by the time the game comes out it'll be nearly 1:1 emulated.
f0edb1 No.15770819
d5ee74 No.15770820
>>15770631
Peach is so fuggable.
>>15770642
>You're not one of those Skywardfags, are you?
No, I'm the anon that posted HW Zelda as best Zelda, and then 80s cartoon Zelda as second best Zelda.
>>15770682
XC2 was so fucking good. It was the perfect antidote to that cuckery NOA got away with in XCX. And since XC2 sold a shit-ton better than XCX I'm sure NOJ knows who is actually buying games.
ebb5b1 No.15770826
>>15770792
This has nothing to do with videogames or the topic at hand, stop derailing with your political bullshit commie.
99433d No.15770828
>>15770799
>that spoiler
don't dew it. knowing nintendo they're going to release a better version very soon, possibly for this or next christmas, with more storage space, a better processor or some shit
e7e002 No.15770831
>>15770826
wrong thread huh?
ebb5b1 No.15770833
d5e639 No.15770843
>>15770799
>>15770828
You need to watch out for homebrew versions though, it might not work for the newer consoles for some months if you care about that.
The last version only got jailbroken because of some hardware fuck up that's bypassed by literally connecting two parts with a piece of metal.
237428 No.15770849
I still don't understand why they chose a toilet flushing sound for their game's logo screen.
6b67ee No.15770880
>>15770581
I've had an image in my mind of Zelda ever since I first jacked off to her picture in the LTTP manual. It wasn't until Hyrule Warriors that the image was fully in a game. This is the true Zelda, all others are mere shadows of this perfect form.
e7e002 No.15770894
>>15770849
>a toilet flushing sound
jesus christ
>>15770880
howcome we have 3 links but only 1 zelda?
ebb5b1 No.15770895
>>15770880
>ever since I first jacked off to her picture in the LTTP manual
How long ago was that?
3be237 No.15770908
>>15770799
I'm still fearful Nintendo might end up doing the same shit Soyny is doing now.
d5e639 No.15770918
>>15770908
I'm on the same boat.
At the same time all the ass on the recent vidya is giving me some faint hope, but there's a part in me that believes the second I buy a switch Nintendo will go "fuck tits and ass" and not in the good way.
a1b673 No.15770920
thank you for this thread <3
0de983 No.15770929
>>15770608
I'm wondering, if this is serious, then how the hell did you avoid loli on 8chan for so long?
6b67ee No.15770961
>>15770895
Was 14 at the time, turned 40 this year. Been faithful to her all these years.
9b3fe8 No.15770962
>>15770608
Go back to inferior Chan where you belong
0e3d66 No.15770963
>>15770961
>14 in the 90s
Thanks for making me feel even more old.
1229ee No.15770974
>>15770961
>94 was 26 years ago
f5bbd5 No.15770980
>>15770706
God, I wish there was a person like Pyra in the world, well endowed, sweet, loving, tender, someone who would hold you after a long day, laugh at your jokes.
Not a bad bone in her body. She's like a mother, but even a comparison like that doesn't seem fair, as most mothers now-a-days are absolutely awful.
a1b673 No.15770984
>>15770974
I feel like a loser for not being born then, so much cool shit from that time
227448 No.15770993
>>15770961
>90s kids are already boomers
c368cb No.15771035
>>15770828
That's around the time I would be buying one, if I did.
3be237 No.15771076
>>15770918
People think this shit will stay with Sony and both are getting dragged to the depths but it doesn't take much for another to start dancing to the same tune. Personally, I think a good chunk of devs are just gonna adapt and start making their games uniform and tame because they're not gonna abdicate a part of the market nor give them a inferior product, even if they're not the one to blame.
I just don't see anything good coming out of this, even if it looks like one stupid asshole committing suicide.
>>15770961
I turned 35 last week. Tempus Fugit
e425c3 No.15771079
>>15771040
Shit, this is as cute as bayonetta and ness or samus hanging out with megaman.
589310 No.15771115
>>15771076
I want to fuck Midna
ace594 No.15771116
>>15771040
>headpats
That's the stuff.
d5e639 No.15771127
>>15771076
Devs leaving the games censored on playstation and making other versions uncensored is a good sign for now, but I don't doubt you're right. Shit's fucked, specially with valve going around censoring games and GOG being a general piece of shit.
There's humble bundle which, AFAIK, hasn't done anything shitty yet, but I doubt nip devs would migrate there.
c368cb No.15771181
>>15771115
Well aren't a contrarian little shit. :^)
>>15771127
>GOG being a general piece of shit.
Explain.
d5e639 No.15771218
>>15771181
>Explain.
Gave in to vocal minority outrage and refused to sell Hatred. When people confronted gog with emails their answer was that that sort of game wasn't "fit" for their store or some gay bullshit like that.
32b3c5 No.15771235
>>15771181
Post more human midna
b9165b No.15771239
Big tits are gay
Lithe and petite with < D cups are preferable to anything else
Samus is pretty good
Also eternal reminder that men have ass too, and calling yourself an assman or liking ass more than tits is equivalent to sticking a rainbow flag up your bum while marching in a pride parade.
a1b673 No.15771256
>>15771239
tits are good though
2d853e No.15771264
>>15771181
>That bayonetta
oh baby.
270815 No.15771266
>>15770608
You can't expect honest replies
daily reminder the active ISP count is up by a few hundred since a few months ago and we have a barely on topic loli thread here every day, with that shit leaking into every other thread, which never happened before. I've been here since the first exodus and even back then it wasn't this bad. We went awhile with most pedos fucking off to their own splinter sites but now they're back shitting everything up with their smug feminine cancer posting.
d5e639 No.15771267
>>15771239
Small tits are great but
>Also eternal reminder that men have ass too, and calling yourself an assman or liking ass more than tits is equivalent to sticking a rainbow flag up your bum while marching in a pride parade.
You're either fucking retarded or you've just never seen a girl's ass before.
6cffac No.15771271
>>15770258
I imagined the Justin Bailey colors could come back with a mutant Metroid/Human monster girl Samus clone. I'd like to see Samus take in and raise a monster girl loli.
>>15770428
Nintendo is acting as a publisher. I know the post is bait but I feel there needs to be an explanation regardless. Publishers put their copyright on games they publish, even if they don't make the games themselves. The reason is copyright protection from patent and copyright trolling.
>>15770585
Is Switch-loli arms and legs detachable?
>>15770666
Loli Bowsette makes me think of Bowsette Jr.
>>15770894
Technically two if you include Shiek. I hope Tetra gets in as the third Zelda someday.
8a433c No.15771284
>>15771264
>you will never have bayonetta's legs wrapped around your waist while you impregnate her and *take responsibility**
41e410 No.15771285
>>15770717
>Twilight Princess Zelda is so cold she seems beyond redemption
That's just her natural expression. In every appearance she makes in Twilight Princess, she's actually pretty nice.
b19225 No.15771322
>>15771285
Everyone in Twilight Princess is fucking hideous besides Link, Zelda, the bug girl and Midna's 'true form' which makes me think that Hyrule in that game is just an ugly parallel world.
6cffac No.15771326
>>15771322
I liked imp Midna for the shortstack she was.
237428 No.15771328
>>15771285
Is it better to emulate the Gamecube version or play the Wii port?
ebb5b1 No.15771332
>>15770961
God, you are pathetic.
>>15770984
You can still play all the games from that era, except for free and not paying 80 bucks for a shitty title that Nintendo Power said was good. But you are still a loser.
41e410 No.15771340
>>15771328
The Gamecube version is the original, so I'd go with that one.
6cffac No.15771348
>>15771328
Could emulate the Wii U version for the extra content.
Smash thread is alluding to Mach Rider being a woman. Even with Captain Rainbow artwork. God I hope this is true.
237428 No.15771365
>>15771348
I didn't ask about Wii U, you shit, I asked which version is better between GC and Wii.
25c5b0 No.15771371
Why are there no lewds of Princess Shokora using her Large Lips transformation?
ac7bb6 No.15771416
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Finally, my kind of thread.
a1b673 No.15771451
>>15771332
fair, thank you wise elder
04284c No.15771468
>>15771328
>>15771365
GC has 2 less item buttons and no widescreen but the Wii port has waggle controls and decided to mirror the entire game world to make Link right handed.
32b3c5 No.15771474
>>15771416
Consider suicide
6cffac No.15771495
>>15771365
Gamecube then because no motion controls or mirrored map.
a1b673 No.15771500
32b3c5 No.15771515
237428 No.15771517
>>15771495
>>15771468
alright then, thanks
I'm ok with waggle if it's mild like in Prime 3
04284c No.15771522
>>15771517
You shake the controller to swing your sword. Not in the 1 to 1 way that they tried with SS, its literally just waggling.
f3617c No.15771550
>>15770600
>>15770653
>bowsette
know how I know you're a nigger
e0ad3c No.15771594
>>15770717
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Minish Cap/Wind Waker zelda best zelda
6cffac No.15771610
>>15771517
Waggle is pure shit. You waggle to otherwise press a B button on Gamecube. Pointer aim was the only good thing Wii version did. There is no control over your swings without control stick.
>>15771594
I like pony tail Zelda from Four Swords Adventurers too.
f3617c No.15771628
>>15771040
>>15771079
Reminder that Samus' interaction with Pikachu in brawl was based on her interactions with Pyonchi, a rabbit-like critter she had as a child
c3a7aa No.15771659
Here's to the first princess I ever rescued.
32b3c5 No.15771691
>>15771659
If I saw a woman with legs like that in a dress like that I might faint from the blood leaving my brain so quickly to my dick of course
f3617c No.15771692
>>15771659
A fellow Mario Land player, I see.
32b3c5 No.15771704
>>15771692
kek she has tits still and Samus doesn't
ac7bb6 No.15771729
>>15771474
Okay, I did. Nope. Sorry, faggot.
b03e76 No.15771742
>>15771659
I want to perform cunnilingus on her
f3617c No.15771749
>>15771704
shed a tear for the lack of tits on samus
6e68a5 No.15771770
Cool, I love posting girls.
c611cc No.15771777
>>15771742
Cunnilingus is the gayest way to have sex with a woman.
b03e76 No.15771781
>>15771777
Wait until you hear I like femdom
3be237 No.15771784
>>15771264
When's Bayo3 update? Been almost a year since the announcement.
>>15771777
Lucky trips confirm it.
7e629e No.15771792
>>15771784
Some people are guessing that Game Awards. Either that, or a January direct.
6e68a5 No.15771797
Syrup is underappreciated as fuck.
f3617c No.15771819
>>15771784
>>15771792
I believe a january update. They likely don't want to risk titles being overshadowed by smash bros, which is the big seller for the holiday season.
f3617c No.15771840
>>15771817
Mipha isn't bad either.
0814e4 No.15771899
>>15771889
That's all I have.
ac7bb6 No.15771988
>>15771804
New Vegas is shit.
d5ee74 No.15771990
Favourite witch coming through!
>>15771784
Nintendo usually has a January Direct to show off stuff happening during the months between the holiday season and E3.
Although I doubt they will release Bayo3 and MP4 in that period (I think they will be holiday 2019 titles) they will likely have updates and/or proper trailers for them in the January direct.
8fbd12 No.15772029
>>15771899
>removing the short round
FAILED
a19283 No.15772044
>>15771285
Fucking finally.
25c5b0 No.15772060
>>15771990
But anon, the 4th and 5th pics are Irene, not Maple.
e1d11c No.15772101
I really hope the 5mash redesign means more /fit/ Samus.
Scouring my folder made me remember there's another nintendo girl who's canonically jacked
d4c423 No.15772105
>>15771899
post small midna
ac7bb6 No.15772115
0814e4 No.15772118
>>15772105
This is one of the few imp midnas I like.
d4c423 No.15772128
e1d11c No.15772146
>>15772115
Them's fighting words coming from a guy who likes girls that haven't developed into women yet
b03e76 No.15772150
>>15772133
As long as she calls me a good boy and holds me by the hair
ac7bb6 No.15772161
>>15772146
Whatever, homo.
432f91 No.15772162
>>15771692
Wait, so she is a clone of Peach? (moveset)
d4c423 No.15772168
>>15772146
>nu-fire emblem
432f91 No.15772199
>>15772191
I am not up to date with all the smash stuff.
ad5d27 No.15772252
File: 7543ad3fc7a34c5⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.14 MB, 700x983, 700:983, Midna Maix Ken Ride Animat….gif)
File: 1b582ad20a1a52a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 803.96 KB, 1200x1089, 400:363, Midna Spread Norasuko.png)
>>15771235
>>15771878
>The lesser midna
disgusting
9cde09 No.15772437
Don't forget, >>>/vp/ exists and could probably use some new posts.
bb7a62 No.15772447
>u will never go on an adventure inside peaches butt
d4c423 No.15772462
>>15772454
>tiniest hint of nipple in the third image
1cd0b3 No.15772463
>>15770714
Marina is a nigger
2d853e No.15772466
>>15772462
>why contain it
because mark bans you if you post nude. Hell even just posting too much eechi can get you banned.
d4c423 No.15772471
>>15772466
No no, I meant why contain my erection.
f0752c No.15772483
>>15770628
>lolifags are pedos
That is objectively correct, yes
004dd4 No.15772487
>>15770785
>HE
>captcha: haxblr
268c15 No.15772496
I have this really annoying habit of liking characters from games that get justifiably trashed on.
d4c423 No.15772509
>>15772496
If they'd given her a bit of personality and made her stop explaining obvious shit so much she could've been one of the better companions, but alas, Skyward Sword was garbage.
6c5c35 No.15772538
>>15770301
They also make playing cards that was their original business and apparently their cards are still quality shit.
d5ee74 No.15772542
>Put me in the next game
>I'll do anything
<Daisy is in the next game
What did she do, anons? And who did she do it too?
d4c423 No.15772548
>>15772542
held__ iwata's hand for 10 seconds
d5ee74 No.15772553
>>15772548
> you will never hold Iwata's hand as he lay dying and telling him all the good things he did in life and how he has nothing to be sad about.
d4c423 No.15772569
>>15772553
I meant to say sakurai but I'll just go with it
6f939b No.15772602
File: a17524411e9ef79⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 325.38 KB, 2000x1581, 2000:1581, a17524411e9ef795345a73b623….jpg)
>>15772555
Pit is a romantic, he only goes by a woman's pussy.
40ffad No.15772606
>all this quality 2d but your hand might not even be enough for your carnal desires anymore
END THE DANCE
8afa91 No.15772639
>>15771889
>>15771899
>>15771880
>>15771878
At first I think of ara midna as kuudere but it's even hotter when you realize she has the same personality as imp
caeaf2 No.15772737
>>15772463
I want to racemix with marina
3b215e No.15772749
I'm so glad they went with the ALBW/LTTP Zelda instead of the really ugly Skyward Sword one for Trash 4.5. She'll go down in history as the ugliest one next to the Twilight Princess Zelda. The art style of that game did her no favors.
a2730d No.15772761
Remember that time Nintendo struck gold?
6e68a5 No.15772764
>>15772749
>ugliest Zelda
>not 3D Zelda
deb105 No.15772769
File: f58f324ce60e18b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 76.66 KB, 600x945, 40:63, f58f324ce60e18b1562bac7e0c….jpg)
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3b215e No.15772777
>>15772764
100% the ugliest. She has Williams Syndrome.
40ffad No.15772779
>>15772769
>Buy an onahole.
I can't go down that road yet
5edeec No.15772785
>Not posting the better BotW girl
e1d11c No.15772799
>>15772606
Just like, don't fap for a week
>>15772761
Smalltime.
40ffad No.15772801
>>15772799
>Just like, don't fap for a week
I've done nofap streaks too believe me
b16125 No.15772809
>>15770961
I just found an image that I used to fap to as a kid. This was actually printed in a Nintendo Power.
a2730d No.15772830
>>15772799
>Smalltime.
Are you talking about gardevoir's breasts?
32b3c5 No.15772850
>>15772830
nigger you pokemon isn't even attractive. I'd take a rocket grunt over your shitmon any day.
32b3c5 No.15772854
>>15772848
'cos she's drawn that way.
589310 No.15772878
>>15772799
Gardevoir a cute.
589310 No.15772904
>>15772854
>tfw Mario should have chose Roselina instead of Peach
At least she's better due to Peach cucking Mario in Odyssey
6e68a5 No.15772921
>>15772904
>getting fed up with having flowers shoved in her face
>almost immediately getting over it and inviting Mario along
>cucking
32b3c5 No.15772923
>>15772904
It means she can be anyones waifu anon
0e3d66 No.15772949
>>15772904
>Mario shouldn't be with Peach
<he should have chosen the shittier fat knock off of Peach instead
Nah, Mario's real love is adventuring and having a good time.
04284c No.15772955
>>15772921
You don't actually expect them to know the meaning of the buzzwords they spew do you?
33a104 No.15772982
>>15771264
>first pic
>ordinary attire bayonetta
That's fucking great. I want more of that.
6e68a5 No.15772992
>>15772981
I hope this means Pauline is going to start showing up in more spin-offs. She's too good to be sitting on the sidelines while the princesses are playable.
40ffad No.15773018
>>15772982
casual outfits are powerful stuff, sadly I don't have any of bayo
2d853e No.15773042
>>15772982
>>15773018
to be honest it looks like the both of you just really like sweaters.
40ffad No.15773047
>>15773042
you aren't wrong
6b49b3 No.15773059
>>15772809
That's actually fairly tame for B-Orchid, especially at the time.
d4c423 No.15773119
>>15772949
Is there a personification of "adventuring and having a good time"?
b9b609 No.15773152
>>15771266
>I've been here since the first exodus
No you haven't
a2730d No.15773236
>>15772850
What's it like having shit taste?
d67ee8 No.15773250
>>15773180
>>15773186
>>15773193
Reminder: this is not a nintendo character but someone's own orignal character, this isn't a real character and everyone who made art of it was hoodwinked into make someone's crappy orignal sanic do not steal
f0752c No.15773253
>>15773180
Did anyone have that pic of bowsette getting their head blown off by bowser jr?
3ec25f No.15773257
>>15773253
anonymous delivers
9f9aec No.15773380
>>15772133
A twat that you wouldn't eat is a twat you shouldn't touch anyway. Don't fuck roasties.
7449db No.15773435
>>15773250
You're even more autistic than Koopahime posters.
e7e002 No.15773447
9a06da No.15773455
>>15770584
>>15770631
>>15770644
>>15770690
>>15770820
>>15771770
>>15772475
>>15772484
They are all gorgeous, especially Peach.
>>15771797
Syrup is good.
>>15772761
Not a furry or into the pokemons themselves, but even I could see how much better the second evolution was compared to that final evolution.
>>15773250
Another reminder is that you can find old Peach hentai with this exact design years ago, which makes it very hard for me to appreciate this meme
965f75 No.15773459
File: 50e018d342305a7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 786.13 KB, 1080x1385, 216:277, 9ca39a1b35afaad8f383bfdedf….png)
File: 85507cc85d1b4be⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 108.96 KB, 662x800, 331:400, b958e0d90ffa5aff5a4d6f0c4f….jpg)
Thinly veiled porn thread?
589310 No.15773488
>>15773459
I'm more surprised that Mark didn't delete this thread, but then again it IS a Nintendo thread so he's letting this thread go
40ffad No.15773507
>>15773459
shame I don't have many nintendo girls to contribute
whom else just starts getting angry when they see attractive girls now, 2d or 3d
a9f8a0 No.15773522
Only tangentally related, but hopefully not for long. At the very least they need to ditch Sony. Also favourite actual Nintendo girl.
e7e002 No.15773527
>>15773522
whats going to happen to them now that the switch is a thing?
a9f8a0 No.15773538
>>15773527
Oh dear god. Better than having Uni dead in future games though.
d5ee74 No.15773541
>>15773455
>Another reminder is that you can find old Peach hentai with this exact design years ago
Nuh uh! Bowsette was made and created by Nintendo as viral marketing! It's true because a bunch of autists on /v/ said so, and any evidence that Bowsette or anyone like her existed previously is bullshit.
965f75 No.15773552
>>15770512
You forgot bellybuttons.
>>15771127
>There's humble bundle
Aren't they SJWs and/or owned by something that creates a conflict of interest?
f1cffa No.15773555
>>15773459
Yeah, basically.
Don't tell mark
d6c57f No.15773570
a9f8a0 No.15773586
>>15773570
I still don't have a clue how that caught fire but at least it produced some cute art.
b3ec39 No.15773630
>>15772461
Anyone got a translation?
965f75 No.15773661
>>15772542
She killed Iwata.
>>15772606
>Masturbating at all
d6c57f No.15773666
>>15773630
Time for you to learn moonrunes, anon.
40ffad No.15773687
>>15773661
>>Masturbating at all
if no one else is gonna touch my willy I might as well take it upon myself
7aa2c7 No.15773712
>>15773661
>Wanting to ruin your sheets with jizz on a near-daily basis because you never empty your balls every week or so
Be my guest, if you want to embarrass yourself in front of people or want more chores to do
f0752c No.15773713
>>15773687
>programming your brain to be a voyeur
965f75 No.15773724
>>15773712
I sleep in underwear and pajamas. Nocturnal discharge only happens at most once a month.
a9f8a0 No.15773764
>>15773712
Do we really need to talk about semen stains?
d4c423 No.15773767
>>15773713
>being such a brainlet that you let your brain become inflexible and programmable
d6c57f No.15773785
>>15773764
I'd give her a few stains, I'll tell you h'wat.
c7cc76 No.15773789
>>15770184
Penny is a cute that deserves more love than she gets.
965f75 No.15773802
a9f8a0 No.15774066
>>15773785
>>15773789
She's alright I guess. Warioware doesn't really have any dislikeable characters.
6b67ee No.15774289
>>15773552
It's owned by IGN.
e7e002 No.15774488
>>15773789
i would have thought science lolis would be pretty popular but its just so rare
41c8c7 No.15774573
File: 59cfe01e8234ae0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 419.31 KB, 850x1358, 425:679, 59cfe01e8234ae0de55a8ac70d….jpg)
File: a7ca543dbc5e7fe⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 205.7 KB, 1055x1685, 211:337, 0c93aa471236af6d0544e2470….jpeg)
File: 56e1f44406630d4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 858.13 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, 88c6410c6750f939a74a25a39b….png)
Posting real best Nintengirl.
04284c No.15774843
>>15773586
I'm surprised that WoL didn't inspire more possession art.
9d3840 No.15774918
>>15770765
What did they do to earn that nickname
6dfc02 No.15775048
>>15773522
They become the joycons while Blanc becomes the main unit they fuse to.
See? They even have the red and blue scheme like the joycons do.
c368cb No.15776393
>>15774573
Fellate a shotgun, fag.
3621e9 No.15777460
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15770581
HW Zelda costume (and Zero Suit Samus costume) are unlockable in Fatal Frame 5.
9a06da No.15777574
>>15773541
yeah those guys are autists overcomplicating it. The real story is just that the original comic creator has obviously seen a decent chunk of peach porn and "inspired" the design off it.
There's no viral marketing, the design is just unoriginal.
6e68a5 No.15777838
It depresses me that these two may never show up in a game again.
cdbc3b No.15777905
>>15770581
No Best Zelda coming through
8afa91 No.15778366
>>15777838
Is there a comic where Cia captures Linkle because she thinks she caught Link but then goes fuck it close enough
6e68a5 No.15778461
>>15778366
Not that I know of. There's a comic where she thinks Linkle is a genderbent Link, captures her, is about to go "fuck it, it's still Link, even if there's a vagina down there now", finds out Linkle isn't Link at all, lets her go, finds out Linkle is the lovechild between Link and Tingle, then wakes up from her terrible nightmare.
6e68a5 No.15778480
>>15778461
Oh yeah, and it's Lana having the nightmare.
28f0df No.15778731
>>15770750
>>15770765
>/trannypol/ tries to rewrite history
f3617c No.15779094
>>15772199
Yes, though she has a more spunky set of movements compared to Peach. No idea on actual attack variations from Peach.
f3617c No.15779100
>>15772101
Her Samus Returns look has her buff as fuck.
c16602 No.15779103
>>15772785
I have to agree, all of the other women were trash unfortunately
c16602 No.15779104
>>15777838
They were pretty popular, maybe someday man
04284c No.15780325
>>15779100
And still has big breasts.
31733f No.15780349
>>15770843
>bypassed by literally connecting two parts with a piece of metal
It's actually that you can trick it into entering recovery mode by doing that, which normally wouldn't be enough to do anything. The problem is Nvidia is run by utter retards. Recovery mode is programmed to accept specific commands with a specific character limit… except they forgot to put a character limit on two of the commands, allowing an overflow attack: essentially jamming so much text into the command that it "overflows" and begins acting in areas it shouldn't be able to. And thanks to Nvidia's security measure of making it unpatchable (to stop it from being hacked) it's impossible to fix the bug.
tl;dr: Nvidia is run by retards, surprising absolutely nobody.
1f226d No.15780542
>>15771777
Lucky trips of truth, anon.
Still, if you give her a nice orgasm via oral sex, she will suck your dick twice as hard afterwards
a9f8a0 No.15782840
>>15780349
I don't even know why the original hackers decided to do the reasonable disclosure thing since you need hardware access to perform it anyway. Also it's not actually unpatchable. It can be fixed if you send the system to Nintendo, and of course, the newer ones have it patched.
9a06da No.15782841
>>15779100
>that
>buff
Please. She was more "buff" in the Zero Mission concept art. That's not buff at all. Samus was only ever "buff" in her Super Metroid ending sprite.
31733f No.15782882
>>15782840
>since you need hardware access
True, but it's still disconcerting as the chip is used in some AI driving solutions. If it was just the Switch and Shield-TV nobody would care, but when it reaches cars I think it falls under a reasonable do-no-harm principle.
d5ee74 No.15782890
>>15777460
>HW Zelda costume (and Zero Suit Samus costume) are unlockable in Fatal Frame 5.
I did not know this.
Dick status: Muh
9a06da No.15787328
>>15782890
how did you not know? Nintendo censored the gravure outfits and replaced it with nintendo shit so it was a controversy at the time
3ba607 No.15790082
>>15790048
It is on the internet
3ba607 No.15790162
>>15790099
>Normalfags don't give a shit about that.
Who the fuck cares about Normalfags
9d29a0 No.15790192
>>15790032
Yiff in hell furfag
dc6bb1 No.15790208
File: c24afe82e3b3042⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 43.71 KB, 996x1303, 996:1303, c24afe82e3b30428bc692aa9b2….png)
>>15770608
Congratulations on your replies, here's another.
59816e No.15790248
>No one posted best girl yet
Lets change that.
b6b146 No.15790985
So now that Mark didn't even censor you, how do you feel after all this? Was the autistic amount of time you spent spamming images worth it? Did it feel well spent, the time you put into IP hopping just to slightly less pathetic?
I wouldn't even mind if Mark did ban you. For every 1 person who has legimate concerns about this board there are 10 /tv/ or /cow/ crossposting faggots like you who just want everywhere to be /tv/. Go post about video games on /tv/ if you want, it's not like they'll delete your threads or ban you there. But then that wouldn't be good enough, you want your autistic frustration about this board to be validated and posting about how shit you think /v/ is on /tv/ only scratches that itch.
Even if I get banned I hope you read this. You will never get to post whatever you want on this board. You can get irritable every time you hit the wall of moderation here, you can head over to /tv/ and get people to spam for days on end again, it's not going to change a thing. Get fucked faggot.
224895 No.15791122
>>15770525
Gotta get women with gambling debt to shove eels up their ass fast.
1a6cc1 No.15791169
>>15770608
what are you getting at here
2d853e No.15791189
>>15790985
who are you talking to?
d5ee74 No.15792277
>>15787328
I generally ignore horror games now because so many of them rely on a teeny fucking tiny FOV to create a sense of claustrophobia and tiny FOVs give me motion sickness.
75bcac No.15793729
3ba607 No.15793778
>>15793729
none of those are cursed
f543d4 No.15794635
is there supposed to be a braaaap joke in that image?
deb105 No.15796466
File: 2684dcef556417b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.4 MB, 2663x3431, 2663:3431, 3ba4150030e52fdb44b88c4794….jpg)
File: 7798fc38376380b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.52 MB, 2663x3431, 2663:3431, 22bd4ef8298e59700d0d21fa3c….jpg)
>>15793778
>FPoV
>Yuri
>Breastfeeding
>Fingering while breastfeeding
>Toddlercon
I love it.