/v/ - Video Games

LISA, Cave Story, Kero Blaster

Toasting Bread

I assume Spelunky would run good

Also Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2

>>15769679

do you plan on toasting that. or just stare at it like a son of a bitch.

>>15769710

>NESticle

Man, does that even work past Windows XP? Nice to see it again.

Depression Quest

Elona +

Gone Home

Undertale/Deltarune

Morrowind

Gothic 2

Night in the Woods

What are some good LAN toaster games?

The attack on titan unity fan game is pretty good, but it needs to be at minimum to run on older hardware because LMAO Unity.

AoE and DoW are also fun, though I haven't managed to get these to run on LAN.

>>15769715

>Dwarf fortress.

>in a toaster's CPU

>>15769649

Red Alert. use this download to skip the hassle of retarded compatibility issues https://cnc-comm.com/red-alert/downloads/the-game

>>15769739

Limit your citizen to 50, small size world and don't make fortress near water is good enough to run it smoothly.

>>15769747

>the-game

FUCK

>>15769759

This is the most generic list I've ever seen.

>>15769754

https://cnc-comm.com/red-alert/downloads/the-game/installer

>>15769754

I lost

>>15769767

>what about OpenRA?

Vaporeware with spergs as developers who can't

"balance" for shit and even make all campaigns work.

Age of Empires 1&2

Diablo 1&2

Descent 1&2

NWN 1&2

>>15769697

The fuck is this mod? Vodka Quest: Cyka Blyat?

>>15769779

Man, I love that style… which is NOT the current "muh aesthetics" synthwave bullshit, that's a bastardized soulless hipster no-talent imitation.

>>15769779

>>15769792

I have to agree, that cockpit is glorious and I could see myself playing this for ages as a kid enjoying the comfy art

>>15769792

>which is NOT the current "muh aesthetics" synthwave bullshit

Aside from the old style using more colors other than blue and purple i don't really see more tangible differences.

>>15769815

You act like that's not a big deal.

>>15769809

>>15769779

>look it up

>it's from some Tumblr

I feel betrayed.

>>15769735

But Undertale/Deltarune is not really that replayable tbh. I mean, they are a bit but are still mainly story focused games. They aren't really great to bring on a toaster unless you never played them before.

>>15769914

well UT flat out tells you not to replay it when you get the "true" end so thats fair enough

and DT is a 2 hour demo

I would say they are still worth playing once, even if it just to experience the cool soundtrack first hand

>>15769836

Could it be that there are good things on tumblr? I need to rethink my worldviews.

>>15769759

Descent 1, 2, maybe 3

>Haven't played it yet

Deus Ex

>It's great and anyone who bitches about the control is a fucking retard that cannot understand how a simple inventory bar works

Doom 1, 2

>Great games, even better with mods

Duke Nukem 1, 2, 3D

>Also some great fucking games

Grim Fandango

>Still have to play that

Jazz Jackrabbit 1, 2

>A bit too fast and rough on the edges for my taste

Jill of the Jungle

>Will have to try that

Marathon 1, 2, 3

>Great fucking games with 1 honestly being almost like a more fun DOOM

Max Payne 1, 2

>Still have to play those

MDK 1, 2

>Very fun although getting the controls to work on 1 is a bitch

Mechwarrior 2

>Still have to play this one

Monkey Island 1, 2, 3

>Same

Myth 1, 2

>Still in my backlog

Oni

>Also in my backlog

Quake 1, 2

>1 is really fun but feels a bit unfinished and rushed at times, the innovations it made are great, but honestly the weapon variety is low and it feels a bit stale after some time, would probably be better modded, 2 is really fucking fun though

Rise of the Triad

>Backlog

Serious Sam

>Great games but tough as fucking nails

System Shock 1, 2

>Backlog

Terminal Velocity

>Actually never heard of it, looks fucking cool though, will have to add it to my backlog

Thief 1, 2, 3

>Don't recommend unless you deal well with stress. Those games are fucking terrifying and panic inducing at moments.

Unreal, UT

>Also pretty swell games

I would add the following to the mix:

>Sid Meier's Civ 2

>Baldur's Gate if you like it slow

>Planetscape Torment

>Heroes 3

>Warcraft 3 fuck reforged

>>15769937

I never said that they are not worth playing, UT and DR are good games, it's just that they're not really long and not that replayable, so it's something that you'll probably play once and then give up on like the game tells you to unless you want to kill all of your friends to appease the knife loli :^)

>>15769679

Huh, they really port NetBSD to everything these days.

>>15769679

Can it play DOOM?

>>15769964

What version of DCSS though? Last I heard the dev was cutting out a bunch of stuff and renaming "potentially offensive" items to something else. This was 2 years ago.

>>15769996

That's a good question to which I unfortunately do not know the answer.

I would recommend trying out RPG maker games as well, some of them might not have great gameplay but have very engaging stories, and some even make their gameplay interesting with statfuckery as well as clever use of scripts and sometimes they can have fucking hours of content. Some of them are also basically adventure games and not RPG so the problem of bad gameplay dissappears.

>>15770117

Lot of n64 games run terrible in emulation on low powered computers tho

>>15770124

No idea on what runs how.

All I know is that I have a super shitty toaster that lags on RPG maker games but it plays Mario 64 romhacks and Smash Brothers smoothly.

>>15770128

>123RF

>>15769710

>NESticle

I remember that shit. Ran like a beauty on my Windows 98 but never got it to work the same for any OS after that. Did it always have issues using the noise channel or was that just me? I played Abadox on Mesen just yesterday and I noticed it sounds completely different with the noise channel on.

>>15769649

The original Age of Empires 2 release and their expansion packs.

>>15770145

Don't play coy with me, slut.

>>15769949

>Warcraft 3

Blizzard no longer sell the original now…where can I pirate this and still play online?

>>15776936

Search for it on any search engine and you'll find torrents or links to it.

For multiplayer, use:

http://europebattle.net/w3/

Although it might be dead at this point, unsure. Blizz really fucked over the wc3 community, not sure how much can be done at this point.

>>15776936

All right, I had to look this up because I couldn't believe the stupidity, but it's true.

You actually cannot buy just the original any more.

I can still download it from my account though.

Also, if you pre-purchase the Rewritten version, you'll get the original game + expac. On the fucking 1st of December.

I assume that they'll let you keep it and allow people to choose which one do they want even after the remaster releases.

https://www.pcgamesn.com/warcraft-iii/warcraft-3-original

Absolutely awful.

If all you want to do is play the campaign, pirate any version that you can find.

Anything with the 1.30 patch is nice because it includes proper widescreen and high resolution support.

For online, you can play on W3arena, but it's only for ladder matches and only really good people play there.

Regular bnet has some non-dota (worst bullshit ever) custom maps every now and then, along with an active ladder.

The game is way past its prime, but you can still have fun with it.

I wouldn't recommend giving money to Blizzkikes unless you REALLY liked the campaign and feel you must play the online.

>>15777034

Yeah, insane right? I just want to play the expansion with the new widescreen. Not sure where I can torrent though since all the old sites I used to use are down (pirate bay and kickass torrents)

>>15777034

Holy shit, w3arena is back. I remember it was down for awhile, and I'd thought they were just done.

>>15777081

The europebattle site I linked has links to the client. Also

https://www.engamers.com/warcraft-3-patch-download/

Literally the first result after typing 'warcraft 3 1.30 download' into duckduckgo.

>>15777123

of course, I played it on an almost literal toaster no issues

great fucking game, easily one of my favorites and I cant even say its nostalgia googles because the game is older than me by two years

>>15777106

What do you mean "client"? I still need to download the whole game right?

The top result on TPB is for v1.306 but the file is only 7mb and my PC thinks its a virus.

>>15777163

Wew lad.

The client is the fucking game. You can download the 1.28 client from the eurobattle site, then patch it to 1.30 from the engamer site I linked. ez.

>>15777167

Ahh sorry, thanks. Will this do single player too?

>>15769945

There are, but you gotta ask yourself if you want to sift through the shit to find the gold. Even then, good content usually has creators with vicious hard-left views.

>>15769697

Nigger, what mod is this?

>>15777179

Sorry for the late reply, I went off to do shit.

But yeah, the word 'client' in the context of games means the game itself; singleplayer and all.

>>15769697

>>15769780

>>15777991

Эмба-5 (Emba-5)

>>15779075

he said comfy games, not piece of shit games only like two games on your list are playable

Shogo Mobile Armor Division

Oblivion

>>15769952

>these days

that image is like 15 years old anon

>>15784089

nyaa.si

>>15786703

>(((not shady)))

>nyaa.si

Pick one.

>>15779167

They're all great you nigger retard.

Build and Shoot / Openspades (thoroughly hue'd)

Delta Force 1 & 2

Powerslave

>>15769715

You've never played Dwarf Fortress, have you?

>>15788078

What do you want from me, a safe torrent site? Because that's Nyaa newfag. If you want one without Jews go ask stormfront for the file.

>>15789657

yeah all of that would work, you should also be mindful that you use a lightweight engine/framework or roll your own since typically they are bloated as they need to cater to many use cases

>>15789657

Devil May Cry 4 is a toaster game and doesn't need any of that. You have to be mindful of things like how many monsters are on screen, how detailed they are, how advanced their AI is and so on.

>>15769710

>Nesticle

Damn. I should see if Mindrape is still on our old IRC. I miss that dude, and it was hilarious how he stole the source for Nesticle from Bloodlust Software

>>15789657

Depends on what kind of toaster you have in mind.

Heroes of Might and Magic 3

MAME, NES & SNES EMULATOR's

Bump

If I have a toaster that's i5 @ 2.2, 12 gb ram and sad little Geforce 840m any way to sneak some better frame rates on 3d games? Any point at all over clocking the video card? I'm kicking myself for paying to double the ram on this thing a few years ago rather than saving it towards a new laptop but at the time I needed it for artfagging. The game I'm playing has a minimum specs of i3, 4gb, gtx 660 [1gb vram]. Running everything on low, anything like motion blur, haze, etc. is turne off, I have vsync turned off in the config file but still get around 25 fps. Im just fucked by shit laptop syndrome, right?

>>15789657

Don't use (((frameworks))) or (((Modern-IDEs))).

Most problems come from people using things that they don't need to in situations that don't need to exist.

>>15769760

>This is the most generic list I've ever seen.

Not really it's just people have agreed for years on wht the best PC games are

>>15769710

Amiga is a pain in the ass though.

>>15800103

If you don't like fucking with DOSBox to set up running the game, then that's already done for you if you buy/pirate the GOG release.

Also, it's not a demanding game to emulate. The mod is more demanding but it still runs smooth if you increase the CPU cycles. I recommend also changing the DOSBox renderer to "openglnb" and increasing the resolution to get crisp pixels.

>>15800156

I already know that the game is on GOG. It's just that when a sourceport is available, it's almost always preferable to use it instead of playing on DOSbox (99% of people don't play Doom on DOSBox for example)

>>15788078

What, do you pirate with your IP exposed to everyone? Youre not a faggot are you anon? Or perhaps you want a proper scene repack. Youll never find one because no one gives a shit about VN tier games. Now go on nyaa and download it and stop acting like a little bitch.