f8408b No.15690619
>webm threads don't have to be about gaming.
https://archive.is/dyBIh
8d09a9 No.15690633
>>15690619
they really don't nobody's fault if you're retarded and can't read the rules
4d0c52 No.15690750
>>15690696
Snake survived too, the box was a decoy.
39e6cb No.15690829
>>15690782
How does one company not know their own fanbase/consumer-base at all?
58d63b No.15690844
>>15690829
It's what happens when nepotism takes hold.
61c782 No.15690871
>>15690415
>Thrill Kill
the earliest recollection I have of EA fucking over a game that looked so promising.
d96125 No.15690908
>>15690829
Everyone who mattered in the company and cared about making quality games and products left, and any new people who actually do care are hamstrung by just everything about them.
Check out the Q&A section in webm related, it was a fucking catastrophe, the entire time. Not only did they not have any real answers for fucking anyone, they were laughed at and boo'd multiple times. I just watched it now, only hearing about shit and seeing a few snippets but goddamn. In fact they shut it down almost immediately after the legendary red shirt guy asked his april fools joke question, in fact you could see people fucking walking out of the audience near the end, it looked bad.
The announcement was pretty funny as well but everyone already saw that and how disastrous it was.
b31980 No.15690958
>>15690829
>>15690908
I don't think they give a shit about the PR. The game will probably make a killing chinkland anyway.
4d0c52 No.15691023
>>15690989
Why did that happen? Does GTA5 actually have random racist attacks?
9aa8e0 No.15691026
>>15690660
>first webm
STOP POSTING IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHEN MY ASS WILL GET IMPALED
4d0c52 No.15691033
>>15691026
Try sitting on a real chair, faggot.
e0ffc7 No.15691041
>>15691023
i have no idea. probably. i made this a long time ago but that's exactly what happened. some guy randomly threw my guy out of the car for no reason.
9aa8e0 No.15691043
>>15691033
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
f8408b No.15691045
>>15690660
>>15691026
>>15691033
How many confirmed cases of assblast chairs do we actually have? Last time I asked some anon was only able to link to a very shady looking website.
8444d8 No.15691049
>>15690405
this webm does an excellent job of reminding me what a shithole los angeles is
6cb8df No.15691057
>>15690958
They might still lose a lot of money that they wasted on marketing for the non-chink regions and whatnot. This also cheapens Blizzard's brand (which is a big fucking deal to them and to any company) and they've managed to alienate what looks like hundreds of thousands of gamers, if not millions. People are honestly near their breaking points.
The Diablo subleddit looks like it could be a gamergate hub, which makes no sense whatsoever. This might end up having long-term prolonged blowback in positive ways we've never expected. People are fucking angry right now and Blizzard keeps sending oil tankers into the flames with shit like the jewtube censorship and manipulation.
Its pretty fucking funny to me, it would be great if we get a loud force of people angry about shit like microtransactions, the mobile market and toxic practices like that shit in general but that's more wistful thinking. Still though, I'm sure this has at least opened people's eyes to a lot of rats in the industry, especially journalists.
cf18da No.15691064
>>15690660
I only ever sit down to praise my firekeeperfu.
>>15690908
I somehow feel bad for them and couldn't watch more than 20 secs to be honest. Don't get me wrong, I think hyping up a fucking mobile game like it's a mainline Diablo game is just wrong, but the devs were probably excited showcasing their game at Blizzcon. Who wouldn't? And even though a mobile Diablo is not a bad idea, yet it's just fucking mobile shit. What the fuck were they thinking? Any real fan of the series would've expectthis reaction.
4d0c52 No.15691080
>>15691045
>>15691043
Doesn't matter if it's common, or if it mainly happens to fat fucks. Just get a nice wooden chair and don't worry about it. It's really no big deal having to manually move your chair or stand up and actually walk sometimes.
>>15691041
Sounded like he called you a nigger too.
ab016c No.15691089
>>15691049
You want an even bigger reminder? You can actually turn up population density above the in-game settings maximum by editing the settings.xl file. Rockstar limited it because after a certain point the engines built-in memory management becomes unreliable. The strange thing is that it doesn't even affect performance by raising this value but if you don't have enough ram the game will just outright crash without any error messages so crank it until you start getting crashes
6cb8df No.15691097
>>15691064
I will admit it was pretty pitiful to look at. The asian faggot looked like his voice would crack and he was trying to hold back tears a few times, and the fact that during the announcement he was forced to effectively ad-lib his way through half the thing since the audience refused to clap when he expected them to (and at all in general).
I won't blame these fags themselves, since its very likely a corporate decision. These fags were just the fall people who were ordered to go on stage.
9aa8e0 No.15691104
>>15691080
t. wooden chair merchant
4d0c52 No.15691139
>>15691104
You can't handle my craftsmanship, traveler.
9aa8e0 No.15691159
>>15691139
Chair merchant, listen to me, I want only your strongest chairs
bfa3c1 No.15691164
>>15690660
>work at staples
>have to sell office chairs to customers
>they ask "what do you recommend"
>I always tell them to get a chair that doesn't have a hydraulic cylinder because they can catastrophically fail
>despite this and other bullshit I do I am one of the most valued employees there
8444d8 No.15691184
>>15691178
what game is this in the second webm?
d02ac8 No.15691221
>>15691186
This increased my empathy for gamestop employees
d57172 No.15691234
>>15690974
do you have any webms about the bullied ara?
e0244c No.15691245
>>15691184
Starsector, frienderino. I'd wait for the next version before starting to play, though.
8d09a9 No.15691261
>>15691245
>frienderino
>spoonfeeding
9c7e21 No.15691285
>>15691258
>the era of flash is over
bfa3c1 No.15691306
>>15691275
>>15691233
>>15691198
>>15691098
>tfw porting transformer devastation models to VR chat for a friend because its something I technically can do
>tfw he want me to make them transform and shit
>tfw thats above my skill level
>tfw its probably possible given the amazing things people are doing with VR chat
cf18da No.15691313
>>15691157
He's just saying what we're all thinking.
27aafc No.15691339
this thread needs more ricardo
cf77ac No.15691427
>>15691339
Hey, I know that song
000000 No.15691558
>>15690974
Is that a nip version of West Virginia?
6f1a8c No.15691655
>>15690989
ZUN doesn't like you watching that.
e07c85 No.15691688
>>15691655
>scarf
Who the fuck wrote this?
27aafc No.15691749
>>15691712
Google is a retard. Fred wears an ascot
8876e9 No.15691750
>>15690908
>not on PC
>audience groans
>"don't you guys have phones?!"
Not getting it this hard.
Holy shit it's like they don't know all mobile games are trash and only trash people play them.
58d63b No.15691769
>>15691721
>>15691746
Do you think that this is the way it always is? Is it possible indeed highly likely that all other professions don't know what the hell they are talking about? I mean this in reference to history especially.
01a72b No.15691906
>>15691858
>>15691805
>>15691565
>>15691498
>>15691434
>>15691394
>>15691347
>>15691315
>>15691275
>>15691233
>>15691198
>>15691098
>>15691042
>people said furries would kill this game
>they didnt even touch it and its this bad
social interaction is a pretty natural thing but taking a step from thinking of a person's voice behind a static image to virtual reality 3D model has got to have some kind of toll on the brain. reminds of this one movie where everyone dont have to leave their homes they just stay connected to their vr chairs. This one male fat tube of lard just goes around as a female virtual hooker having sex with people.
1e9e8b No.15691954
>>15691917
>3rd video.
He has a point, technically using tp to wipe your booty hole could count as "inside". Even if its mere millimeters.
cd4a90 No.15691976
>>15690462
What's the game's name for the first webm?
02cef3 No.15692031
>>15691045
oh boy do i have something for you
b2ecb0 No.15692045
>>15692031
That's fucking horrifying
cf77ac No.15692091
>>15692031
Not gonna need lube after that smh
cae4fb No.15692106
>>15692045
Daily reminder you have the equivalent of a shotgun shell pointing up your ass every day.
But tbh that looks like one of those cheap shit chairs
8d09a9 No.15692109
>>15691976
Skysector:The mountain inside
cae4fb No.15692110
>>15692045
Found it: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
https://please use archive.ism/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes
Sage for double post
8d09a9 No.15692141
>>15692110
>no archive
>trying to directlink
they were not just making shit upthere really is a newfag invasion
c8355d No.15692416
>>15691906
I've always disliked VRchat and other mediums similar to this due to how it enables all this retarded roleplaying. I'm not sure if there would be any "toll on the brain" by doing this shit but I'm pretty sure that a warped sense of reality would take place. VRchat just seems to be Second Life cranked up to a certain degree so it's not the first time something like this has happened.
cae4fb No.15692425
>>15692141
there is literally no need to archive a news piece about chinese boy anal chair death
e18e38 No.15692465
>>15692425
>chair can kill you by firing a steel rod up your asshole at bullet speeds
>this style of chair is still widely manufactured and sold
>asshole-danger is largely unknown to the masses purchasing the chairs
>implying the kikes making and selling these things wouldn't try to SHUT IT DOWN if the knowledge ever went viral
cae4fb No.15692477
>>15692465
if you buy cheap chinese shit sold by jews you deserve it
4486a0 No.15692479
>>15692425
this kind of newfaggotry should be bannable
8a127b No.15692490
>>15691065
So close to getting that merchant hostile too.
d4974a No.15692500
>>15692031
>>15692110
>>15692120
>MFW
I've never been so glad I couldn't afford a nice chair than I was at this moment.
e566d6 No.15692513
>>15691041
>>15691023
>>15691080
no, theyre not planned racist attacks. it happens nomatter what character you play. if you stand still for too long surrounding NPCs randomly aggro. its been like that from the start.
just walk to a group of people and stop moving. after a few seconds they'll stop talking and drop anything theyre holding and aggro. the ai will randomly run away or attack you.
if you stand next to police they aggro and arrest you.
GTA4 had interesting/fun reactions from npcs that you could have fun with. gtavs ai was so broken… and if you like that rd2 is build on the same engine and has the same exact AI.
e566d6 No.15692525
>>15691258
>>15691285
>people get nostalgic for flash
wow, am i *that* old?
f235e1 No.15692568
>>15692525
>us 20-somethings
Man that kicked me in the dick harder than realising flash games were wholly replaced by mobile games. I'm going to be 30 soon and nothing has changed since I left highschool and got a shitty job that covers my expenses.
426ed7 No.15692670
>>15691906
that movie was gamer
426ed7 No.15692680
>>15692580
they aren't white people as in humans, they were the annunaki, the sumerians who are much older claimed the same thing.
b6d6d8 No.15692760
>>15691906
I think it's fascinating to observe how people interact differently in VR compared to in reality.
5776e8 No.15692863
>>15692518
Anybody know the song that plays when the Mark Mann walks up onto stage?
46a25f No.15692882
>>15692518
Fix your -g. Seeking is impossible.
c5d617 No.15693161
>>15691750
>>15690908
They're probably thinking since everyone has a phone that they just want to always spend all their time on it playing games and shit when that's never the case, people still would rather wait to get home to play games then playing some stupid shit on a small little screen
201163 No.15693187
>>15690844
nepotism and the chinese.
eaa08c No.15693198
>>15692882
He's probably one of the autists who still use -g 9999 because some tutorial said so.
f8408b No.15693230
>>15692031
that's a cheap ass chair breaking under his weight.
18e88d No.15693262
What's the current MB limit on webms?
201163 No.15693264
18e88d No.15693275
>>15693264
That's a shame, my three best RDR2 webms are above that and I'm not good enough with computer to shrink them more than that without losing even more quality.
18e88d No.15693281
I can swear I see an areola on this woman but I could be wrong
18e88d No.15693283
And that's it for me. Despite its flaws this game is pretty damn fun.
a54c89 No.15693290
>>15693283
I'd give it about a 65% out of 100%.
18e88d No.15693302
>>15693290
It's at LEAST worth a 70%. It's more satisfying and enjoyable to me than anything Rockstar has made in the past decade, that's for damn sure.
a54c89 No.15693372
598391 No.15693410
>>15693370
She actually looks pretty tall there. Is it wrong if I find her oddly cute?
4aa0c6 No.15693460
>>15693410
nah, shes attractive but she really needs to eat
2265b7 No.15693617
>>15693410
she looks sick, Jay
598391 No.15693653
>>15693460
>>15693617
I want her to eat something and become healthy
b6d6d8 No.15693687
>>15692500
What the fuck is that red stuff? Melted plastic?
2265b7 No.15693695
>>15693687
it's what happens when you want pray game on super mega gayman pc, but forget to buy the water cooring option.
a54c89 No.15693703
>>15693687
Welcome to the botnet.
60ccdc No.15693704
>>15693617
>yankee guido meets sunfish for the first time
Sunfish Bestfish
fafeaf No.15693729
>>15693687
>he has never accidentally summoned a portal to hell inside his pc
01a72b No.15693742
>>15693687
its what happens when you install the wrong amd drivers
61c782 No.15694112
anyone know if there was a Gridman game?
60ccdc No.15694149
>>15693742
>Wrong, it's a new Intel-aviv ME vulnerability called deep crimson.
a4d961 No.15694306
01a72b No.15694733
>>15694702
>no impression in the sand
>that hair clipping
>those random dophins in the background
2265b7 No.15694748
>>15694733
So why was he screaming at her anyway? What's the backstory on the uber shit?
700718 No.15694808
>>15694748
Story on this one?
39759d No.15694813
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15694748
dumb nigger typed the wrong address and demanded to be wheeled around to the ER's front door when she is clearly not in an emergency. Guy says fuck you I did what I needed, get out of mt car Nigger proceeds to give him endless amounts of shit until he gets mad and yells at her to gtfo, which is where the animation starts.
79750c No.15694871
>>15694808
>orange shirt man has mental problems (thought the mailman was a murderer, probably paranoid schizophrenic or something) and dumps his mattress in redneck dumpster
>mattress should not go in dumpster and it would give rednecks about a 300 dollar fine if it is picked up like that
>rednecks confront retard
>retard thinks the alley/driveway doesn't belong to rednecks even though it does
>gets angry when they brought guns, so he comes back with bat
>video ensues
>retard attacks old fuck
>madlad michael pumps his chest full of lead
>rednecks are arrested on murder one charges but the way I see it they'll probably not be found guilty of that
>thats all I know
9c7e98 No.15694882
Anyone got the webm with those smug girls and that music?
e0ffc7 No.15694883
>>15694813
"hostile" uber driver. sure. man, i wish he'd smack that cunt. even if he was in the wrong, even if he fucked up, she's just pushing him cause she knows nothing will happen to her. she knows she's perfectly safe just being a massive cunt. she could just get out and call a cab but she just keeps pushing despite how he's acting. i bet she acted like a bitch before to get him that pissed as well
fa6f0d No.15694906
>>15694871
>gets angry when they brought guns, so he comes back with bat
I cant even imagine being this retarded.
ef6312 No.15694957
>>15694871
>rednecks are arrested on murder one charges
Prosecutor is a fucking retard they are going to get off easy since there is fucking film where you can see the retard rushing a man who was calm and collected with a fucking bat not to mention his prior arrest of threatening the life of the fucking mail man for doing his job.
d67f1e No.15694989
Does anyone have the webm of the guy who kills every soul in the sims 1 and turns his yard into a massive graveyard?
83178c No.15695135
>>15694996
Still not sure if I should be impressed by this or not.
c247d1 No.15695167
>>15692141
what are they telling that guy off at the end there for? I can't tell what's goin on
f1c002 No.15695177
>>15694996
I just wanted to say that that webm is great.
2265b7 No.15695185
>>15695167
You'd have to watch the whole video for that. My guess is he fired up in the air and it just landed on his helmet, but that's a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge stretch.
8e07f7 No.15695220
>>15694996
To whoever posted the OP to this series a couple threads ago, thank you, this show fucking rules.
60ccdc No.15695223
>>15695167
Negligent discharge, you can see him putting the safety on after shooting the road in front of his foot. NDs should bring swift rebukes.
8e07f7 No.15695224
>>15695220
also the fight scenes are absolutely fantastic which I was not expecting at all. It's insane what they managed to achieve just using puppets.
8876e9 No.15695259
>>15693687
Either some frivolous badly installed coolant system has gone horribly awry or he's re-enacting Ghostbusters 2 in there.
700718 No.15695261
>>15695224
I was also really skeptical about it but I'm glad I tried it out, it's great. Also just watched the OVA/movie/whatever that's between seasons 1 and 2, and in the ending credits there's making-of scenes, pretty cool to watch. The puppets are actually huge, the guys manipulate them using both arms.
c247d1 No.15695264
>>15695223
oh I can see it now, I'm so used to the overdone muzzle flashes in games and movies it seems
9aa8e0 No.15695339
>>15692031
Gotta change chairs again, ha ha
64d4a6 No.15695342
jewish dialogue by israeli kike writer, (((neil druckmann)))
7df394 No.15695363
Not Vidya but I'm posting this every time I see this thread
aca145 No.15695376
>>15695363
>These guys are horrible fat losers that can't do anything right
<You should be afraid of them because they'll kidnap and rape you
60ccdc No.15695386
>>15695339
Just install a sex swing already, fag.
5022c8 No.15695427
>>15695376
>expecting (((leftism))) making sense
There's your problem, anon.
1b95f1 No.15695432
>>15695363
wow… do thay really think how the drak web works or are thay trying to be funny?
can't w8 for them to do one about mgtow
c247d1 No.15695434
>>15695363
>BLACKPILL4U
>THE INCEL COMMUNITY
>A GROUP OF FEMALE ENGINEERS IN MOHN TREE AWL
>FINANCIAL DOMINATRIX
these fuckers must know that they're doing when they write this shit
9aa8e0 No.15695465
>>15695363
THE HACKER NAMED INCEL
7df394 No.15695491
>>15695432
>>15695376
>>15695434
It's modern media anon, it's how they fucking think. I said this before but
>blackpill4u
>unsecure network
>publically browsing the darkweb
it's hilarious how badly they're trying to cram in their FUCKING INCELS meme.
>>15695465
They probably said that in new one they made at least I think they did, another anon said so
2d8017 No.15695493
>>15695386
Thats some cool gondola there
ab016c No.15695544
>>15695434
Their producers probably lurk /tv/ and picked up on their humor, the whole episode is probably a handwave to everyone but the normalfaggots who take it seriously. This happens more often than not
9a3aea No.15695566
>>15691746
China will be the world's first digital totalitarian state by 2020. Cyberpunk dystopias really are the future.
4486a0 No.15695584
>>15695363
>4 years later
>same shit
feels great
2265b7 No.15695589
>>15695566
first off, fuck you for stealing my digits
second, a lot of educated people, you know, the ones who actually study their fields which have impact on the real world, have predicted a lot of shit. Them and science fiction writers. All you had to do was listen and prepare.
But how do you know whom to listen to?
ab016c No.15695591
>>15695566
You do realize cyberpunk was literally inspired by Tokyo in the 1980s right? I don't think China is headed in that direction.
6bd4d8 No.15695593
>>15695566
>>15695589
>implying oil and rare metals will actually last long enough for a cyberpunk dystopian future
2265b7 No.15695610
>>15695584
who's got the RLM clip of Rich asking "How's it feel to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?"
>>15695591
so we get an LED lit chink town instead of neon-tokyo, tomato potato
4486a0 No.15695638
>>15695610
no ideai don't watch redditlettermemeia
19ed1c No.15695672
>>15692031
Dear fucking lord.
9a3aea No.15695675
>>15695591
aesthetically yes, but the original concept of a dystopian future brought on by invasive technology and the following consolidation of power by corporations and governments came from the 60's and 70's with the new wave of science fiction.
151de8 No.15695737
>>15690908
>Is this game going to be playable on PC, like, at all.?
<The plan is, uhhhh, mobile with, uhhhhhh, android and, uhhhh IOS.
>Boo you suck.
<That right! It's releasing for the Switch too!
Top Kek.
c63073 No.15696084
>>15691906
>This one male fat tube of lard just goes around as a female virtual hooker having sex with people.
>virtual hooker
all the "avatars" in that movie were real people controlled by other people sitting at home, the movie was shit, but it did something interesting.
c63073 No.15696215
>>15695363
Do you have the whole episode? also the law and order svu?
9f27b7 No.15696248
>>15691339
Why old gachi memes so popular all of a sudden?
9a3aea No.15696275
>>15696248
gachi memes have always been popular, they're as eternal as Billy's smile which we couldn't protect
you just haven't noticed them
a54c89 No.15696492
>>15696248
It's a forced meme from cuckchan where a guy put the dancing black man over porn videos.
9516b9 No.15696541
>>15690599
What's the music in second webm?
7613d6 No.15696716
>>15692863
A remix of The Nutshack.
b62ae2 No.15696908
>>15696541
Cara Mia, from Portal 2
but heavily distorted and looped weirdly
7613d6 No.15696912
>>15693687
Spray-foam insulation dyed red. When the agent is combined with the catalyst, it expands greatly.
0180f9 No.15696963
>>15690660
You deserve to get your ass exploded if you sit on a shitty chinese sweatshop-made office chair.
Get a real fucking seat, like a super comfy wing chair.
0180f9 No.15696997
>>15691097
Dont feel bad for them in the slightest my dude.
They chose to work for a trash company, they shouldnt be suprised when they do shitty things.
Its like if a guy got a job as a sewer technician and then complained about the sewers smelling like shit. You knew what you were getting into retard.
01a72b No.15697095
>>15697043
should have named it old cartoons vs new cartoons.
992ce5 No.15697123
>>15697095
Frenchies are the one who abuse tweening
3a6b71 No.15697134
>>15697043
>the right side
Disgusting.
01a72b No.15697147
>>15697123
most of the newer cartoons regardless of country are mostly tweening
992ce5 No.15697158
>>15697147
Usually in the West it's most obnoxious, sure. Frenchies made it major element of their style by abusing it harder than everyone.
01a72b No.15697175
>>15697158
>abusing it
okay i see now
992ce5 No.15697191
>>15697175
yeah the french are the worst when it comes to it. the ouiaboo fans don't help
4946ce No.15697197
>>15695795
Man the Sonny 1 soundtrack had heart. It comes over me like the specter of a long lost love in the moonlight.
For fuck's sake Krin, you had only one job when you were working on Sonny 3, and that was to just wrap things up with some good gameplay to boot.
b0ed55 No.15697239
>>15697175
That was fucking amazing.
6071c9 No.15697251
>>15697191
Hey now,don't insult the french,one of my best friends is french.
2aff61 No.15697294
>>15690908
The funniest fucking part is that the problem isn't that it's on phones. Android emulators exist, even if a PC gamer didn't have a phone to play the new diablo game on it'd still be possible to play it.
Nah, they're so tone deaf they don't realize we've seen this before, it's gonna be the Dungeon Keeper phone game all over again. Touch screen controls innately lend themselves to casualization and even automation. It's gonna have microtransactions up the fucking ass and everyone there at blizzcon knew it.
a6ef9e No.15697342
>>15697294
>Play game on phone
>No physical buttons
>Touch zones take 30% of screen
>Game view is 3x3 inches at most
1999 sure is great!
2aff61 No.15697352
>>15697342
The funniest part is I've had more genuine fun playing Snake on my old nokia phone (which used numbers as physical buttons) than 90% of the skinnerbox crap they put out these days that barely has any gameplay and is designed to be an addiction machine.
b8adcd No.15697368
>>15693161
Exactly. Smartphones suck, period. The software is shit. The interface is shit. The battery life (when playing games) is shit. Why would anyone who considers themselves a gaming enthusiast spend significant amounts of time on them? Even consoles have the advantage of sitting on a couch and using an ergonomic controller (I know a guy that was suffering from major wrist and hand nerve pain for a while and he was still able to play with controllers). It still boggles my mind as a software developer when I'm forced to use mobile apps at how shit they can be. Basic Q&A that most people take for granted is simply not performed for these apps. Nine times out of ten, an app is made as an afterthought by a small team and never vetted by any major part of a company.
a54c89 No.15697389
>>15697342
I beat Snake while waiting in an exceptionally long line.
a54c89 No.15697397
>>15697043
Rest in peace Lorenzo Music.
875691 No.15697526
>>15695557
Damn it's been a decade since I've seen this.
6071c9 No.15697552
>>15697526
Oh we're doing audio stuff?
4af71b No.15697558
>>15695434
It's comedic if anything. Not like anybody watches that garbage anymore, I wonder how they're still on TV.
58b2a4 No.15697652
>>15697368
Honestly tablet apps which is what seems to be the majority of what smartphone apps are developed for work really well.
5a2163 No.15697666
>>15693195
That is some shoddy camerawork
5b48f5 No.15697729
>>15690958
Phone games sell to non-whites and women. Not to white men, and primarily sell in overseas markets where there simply isn't much desktop/laptop penetration in the first place. Furthermore phones don't lend themselves to long attention spans or in-depth anything. They are fully casual consumerist devices.
When you target phones, you are explicitly saying you don't care about complexity, you don't care about gameplay, you don't care about plot or story. Phones are the crack cocaine of "gaming" where it's so blurred it's barely videogames at all, more like a sophisticated psychological manipulation trick using pretty colors and sounds to get low IQ idiots to spend money. These products essentially target the most vulnerable people in society the same way gambling and drugs do.
There's a reason actual videogame fans get upset. When you target mobile you are admitting you don't give a flying fuck about ANYTHING except how much money you can bring in. Morals and ethics? What the fuck are those?
If these human shitstains could hook people - especially children! - up to opiate IV's in return for $/mo from each user, they'd do it in a fucking heartbeat, and not a single one of them has the self awareness to understand or realize that they've essentially transformed from a videogame developer to a crack pusher.
6cadad No.15697754
>>15695610
Can't wait to see the gamergate 2.0 episodes featuring the soy father
9a3aea No.15697799
>>15697789
why have you posted this evil here
4af71b No.15697805
>>15697799
I love how FMJ was supposed to be about how fucked the military is but the movie ended up being more funny than anything.
f1c002 No.15697814
>>15697799
What's evil about that webm?
c5d617 No.15697823
>>15695363
>BlackPill4U
lol goddamnit
cae4fb No.15697824
4af71b No.15697827
>>15697814
The luka and the jew one always make me laugh
b1f2ba No.15697835
>>15692580
That 2nd video, holy shit non-whites confirmed NPCS.
e50cb6 No.15697841
>>15690908
Recall the Blizzard financial report we examined a while back and their acquisition of the mobile phone company being one of their largest expenses/risks.
Expect them to all in on that acquisition going forward, there's going to be a lot more of this filth.
b1f2ba No.15697844
>>15697835
>>15692580
Just saw the first video, interesting as well though I think I also heard of this a long time ago. Thanks anon.
e50cb6 No.15697873
>>15695566
>>15691746
If the chinks have one thing going for their liberty, it's that facial recognition software won't do shit on them.
530e15 No.15697881
Who wants their
SIDES CRIPPLED?
322a8b No.15697887
>>15697729
They either don't care, drown out the thoughts with things the money they get buys, or rationalize it as "well, if they spent money on this they deserve it!" That or they think, or rationalize, it as perfectly harmless. Drugs will always fuck you up harder than something like an addiction to being on your phone, but its still fucking with you.
4af71b No.15697894
>>15697881
>these are values i don't want to bend
>someone's height
>not wanting to have kids for SEVEN YEARS
the absolute state of 3DPD
9516b9 No.15697896
>>15697881
>Who wants their SIDES CRIPPLED?
>implying I can watch such a cringe video for more than 10 seconds
bed0a4 No.15697911
>>15697896
I'm the same way. I can never stand more than half a minute of those cringe/embarrassing videos. It's always so fucking painful and intensly uncomfortable that I can only ever continue by pausing and unpausing every few seconds and even then I have a difficult time looking at the screen head on. Vicarious embarrassment is a fucking bitch.
426ed7 No.15697935
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15695591
cypherpunk was started in america due to the internet not being secure. any corporation and government could see what you were doing.
the military industrial complex and the cypherpunks were at odds, and both came to the conclusion of creating cryptography.
the cypherpunks also came up with the concept of a crypto coin but didn't have the technology to create it. you see a currency called credits in science fiction all the time.
the webm is 16.2mb and i don't feel like converting it
bed0a4 No.15697940
>>15697935
Just reduce the audio bitrate so you don't have to waste time on re-encoding video for those kinds of cases.
426ed7 No.15697971
>>15697944
so many fucking shills in the comments section.
4af71b No.15697977
>>15697971
Do you think they do it for free and are actually that dumb?
426ed7 No.15697984
>>15697977
they get social credit , chinese government sees everything you do on the internet. plus there are some that get paid.
there are so many people in china that they can literally have thousands of people monitoring the internet and be more accurate than an AI.
bac636 No.15698088
>>15694996
>>15695220
Fucking love taiwanese puppet shows now, man.
f1c002 No.15698094
>>15697865
Very appropriate.
I've never seen that particular Disney film before, but I think I'll download it now.
4af71b No.15698124
>>15698118
Why do they keep talking about promises? Insane chinks.
700718 No.15698134
>>15698124
Maybe because they constantly cheat each other on a daily basis
4af71b No.15698143
>>15698134
True, but I seriously doubt a commie government is going to use it to prevent fraud.
426ed7 No.15698174
>>15698094
the real hunchback of notre dame was much darker.
700718 No.15698183
>>15698143
Well, that's a given
57a9f8 No.15698226
>>15695675
speaking of cyberpunk
9c7e98 No.15698251
>>15698226
this shit is degenerate and I' dknow I've jerked off to OP's mom
bccdc0 No.15698263
>>15698226
This is honestly the soyest shit I've ever seen. It makes Netflix shows look like nazi propaganda.
fa6f0d No.15698265
>>15698263
>It makes Netflix shows look like nazi propaganda.
Oh man mein sides
ef4e30 No.15698287
>>15698226
>look up song on jewtube
>it has the lyrics translated
>"Driving a Peugeot and I don't give a fuck"
What the fuck is this song about?
57a9f8 No.15698290
>>15698263
now that one you gotta explain
9516b9 No.15698314
>>15698296
What the fuck is this?
57a9f8 No.15698320
>>15698287
the foremost status symbol you can have in Russia is your car, the song is about how vapid faggots are not content with what they have
also thats a mistranslation, its not "I dont give a fuck" its "and I aint complaining"
9516b9 No.15698338
>>15698320
>>15698287
Don't even bother comprehending russian pop lyrics, it's just pointless white noise, nobody actually listens to the words.
4eb0dd No.15698345
someone post the CCTV of security trying to remove a couple from a store but it's set to MGS sounds
992ce5 No.15698353
>>15698338
Just like with real Russians
e1f17d No.15698355
>>d53087
<I MUST MISINFORM EVERYONE OF THIS MAN'S BANNED Fiverr ACCOUNT, AND ENDANGERED LIVELYHOOD SO I CAN FOOL EVERYONE INTO RUINING HIM
I have no words to describe such villainy.
57a9f8 No.15698356
>>15698338
mostly yes but in this case its relevant to the video itself
4af71b No.15698363
>>15698355
He could've always not said it, you know.
a57666 No.15698466
>>15696452
What song is that? I've been typing fuwa fuwa into shit and random lyrics I can almost hear
e1f17d No.15698500
>>4af71b
All I read is "It's CURRENT YEAR +3! SO CARES IF I DON'T EXPLAIN THE SITUATION!? Nothing threatens MY BITTERS SUPPLY!"
1c1b44 No.15698574
>>15692110
>>15692120
>>15692500
>Be at work
>Work at minimarket so no fancy stuff
>Laugh at the fact that I don't have one of those
>Remember that the chair in my new apartment is an office chair
Holy shit. Good thing I mostly browse from bed.
4af71b No.15698674
>>15692031
And that's why you attach the chair to a flat horizontal piece of metal, not a fucking metal stick.
3a6b71 No.15698690
>>15698627
niggers are just the worst.
256a5d No.15698691
>>15698627
<"why are you so racist and saying nigger all the time?"
>shows videos
9c7e98 No.15698783
>>15698750
He probably just killed that cat
76d0e7 No.15698792
f1c002 No.15698873
>>15698174
I should probably look into that too.
>>15697789
>deleted despite not breaking any rules
Well done, mods.
d96125 No.15698875
Someone give me some neofag raid webms/mp4s that didn't already have audio on them; I want to add some music to them
mp4 related
a8a47d No.15698905
>>15698875
I was hoping for something interesting considering it's a raid but most of it is really fucking weak, even the porn is mild.
73c90d No.15698954
Liveleak embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15698691
I counter with vid related
1c1b44 No.15698968
>>15698953
Man, twitch is fucking cancer.
d96125 No.15698979
>>15698905
I know that one was weak; I would've preferred stronger ones; I know we had better ones floating around
b6ad76 No.15698987
>>15698953
Life must be fun when you're this fucking simple.
4d0c52 No.15699003
>>15696943
What kind of faggot would just sit there and take that shit from a little bitch loli trying to guilt you into fucking her fat friend through VR? What the fuck
4e6696 No.15699008
>>15691319
>tiktok
China must be stopped.
8f01aa No.15699016
>>15697881
is this an MDE sketch?
01a72b No.15699027
>>15699008
yeah notice some chinese students were using the tiktok thing years before it took off in America however they use it how people used vine not like the cringy sing along shit people have been sharing.
f71022 No.15699033
>>15697175
so where are the french vanilla pornographic cartoons?
62a4c7 No.15699036
>>15697881
>Guys leave when she keeps talking about her appearance like an insecure whore
>She acts surprised
I would have cut communications on the spot, too.
>"You're gonna be single for a while"
That made the cancer worth it.
4e6696 No.15699049
>>15692031
It's not real, faggots.
4d0c52 No.15699053
>>15697881
>26 year old slut wants to be choked and fucked and travel with a tall older chad who doesn't want kids
woah big surprise. The only winners were the guys who left in the first round.
f71022 No.15699151
>>15697881
>You're gonna be single for a while
>even the normalfags are waking up
e1aeee No.15699156
>>15695566
We are living in a dystopian futuristic nightmare.
It's just a really boring one.
Look at that:
>>15691746
Facial recognition doesn't work well because everyone is glued to his phone.
Tell this isn't some dystopian shit right there.
Also this >>15695593
Have .webm of the real future happening now.
a45f30 No.15699216
>>15697881
>step1: the basic
<just about going to the club and dancing while being drunk
what? well .. ok i guess.
>step2 sex and intimacy
well that escalated quickly
and for fuck sake wtf is going on, is this a Thot dating sim?
5f2089 No.15699247
>>15699216
>20v1 speed dating
>NOT a thot dating sim
There's a reason why a lot of people left after seeing the first pick. Aposematism is real.
62a4c7 No.15699252
>>15697175
>There is an alternate universe where life is an anime and outcasts idealize and jerk off to 3DPD waifus
a45f30 No.15699292
>>15698968
>>15698987
well .. what do you expect from camgirl? they get to make as much money as if they where just masturbating on cam … except they can keep this card for patreon supporter
891eb8 No.15699446
>>15699386
This is on you anon.
4d0c52 No.15699477
>>15699386
Don't post that cursed video here anymore, it isn't healthy.
4d0c52 No.15699586
>>15699551
Ain't that some shit.
4d0c52 No.15699769
>>15699679
You shouldn't play with people's hearts like that, anon.
>>15699694
breddy gud
4d0c52 No.15699787
>>15699679
You shouldn't play with people's hearts like that, anon.
>>15699694
breddy gud
ef5387 No.15699855
>>15697881
(((Who))) made those garbage videos?
4d0c52 No.15699883
>>15699769
>>15699787
posted those like 30 minutes ago and gave up
7613d6 No.15699888
4d0c52 No.15699907
>>15699888
Foolish digits, this man knows not what he speaks.
7613d6 No.15699977
>>15697881
>Are you into choking?
Yes, but not in a sexual way. More of a "I want to strangle the life out of this thot" type of way.
61c782 No.15700113
>>15699222 (checked)
>that curbstomping
>the fucking gator gets spooked and hauls ass
2d94d3 No.15700117
>>15699787
>You shouldn't play with people's hearts like that, anon.
7613d6 No.15700510
>>15699551
What is the story behind this one?
4d0c52 No.15700518
>>15700510
I guarantee hard drugs are involved.
24a833 No.15700961
>>15700510
film called August Underground. That one is August Underground's Mordum, I think
4af71b No.15701055
e92b06 No.15701170
3a6b71 No.15701203
>>15699551
Good fucking lord.
4af71b No.15701225
>>15701170
Don't know why the father didn't spend all that time an money making a bomb shelter but whatever it just works
57a9f8 No.15701268
>>15701225
yeah I dont think a bomb shelter will survive a planetary collision
4af71b No.15701274
>>15701268
Oh, I'm retarded.
66b8dc No.15701606
webm? More like weebms amirite????
>cant post 4 at once because it hangs and never completes
fuck you guys for voting to try and fix the gay site and not making a new one
66b8dc No.15701618
>next 2 files 2big to post together
fuck me man
665f26 No.15701713
>>15694996
Love this show, saw >>15698088 this back in 2016 and I've adored it since.
d559da No.15701755
Anyone got more of these weeaboo jump scare videos
*or just the girls themselves*
7613d6 No.15702042
>>15701296
Drumpf the Orange Cheeto man.
8c8a44 No.15702205
>>15700990
>filename
I know its a joke, but that series has one of the best plots and characters of any anime I have seen.
61c782 No.15702721
>>15702394
>finally made part 3
awesome
09e376 No.15703636
>>15700990
What anime is this? I recognize the girl with the backpack from dance threads, but I can't see a title anywhere.
4af71b No.15703673
>>15703636
Monogatari series
09e376 No.15703691
>>15703673
Yeah, I just had a look on nozomi to find the cat-ear chick. Is the series any good.
4af71b No.15703714
>>15703691
I've never seen it personally, try watching a few episodes and if it sticks keep going or drop it.
05006e No.15703724
>>15703691
Only the most popular and high quality series ever
8876e9 No.15704729
>>15702077
This is TF2 all over, it's exactly why I quit after about 6 rounds, whole thing is pointless just randos jumping into the grinder over and over battle royale shit died after Timesplitters 2 and even that was wearing out its welcome, everything since has been derivative shit or an outright embarrassment.
f4a25c No.15706668
f4a25c No.15706875
>>15697814
It's pretty good the Todd one happened IRL