▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671279>>15671293 >>15671304
>>15671276
This is the screenshot in question that is posted at 4chan.
▶ 602d3b (5) No.15671283>>15671295 >>15671311
What do these people expect? They are supposedly smart enough to code a game but not smart enough to recognize how shit the Steam marketplace is?
▶ ddd25d (2) No.15671287>>15671295 >>15671311
Sounds like he just has shit marketing.
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▶ 069107 (1) No.15671293>>15671311
>>15671279
Okay now this is epic
▶ ddd25d (2) No.15671294>>15671301 >>15671303 >>15671311
The actual game just a limbo clone by the way.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671295>>15671306
>>15671283
>>15671287
Probably they expect from Steam and game journalists to do all the job for them in terms of marketing.
▶ 798720 (1) No.15671296>>15671311
posting your game on steam is not a replacement for marketing.
this thread is also not video games
▶ 155158 (2) No.15671299>>15671311
>b-b-but you don't know muh feelz cuz you are not gaym dev
Fuck this faggot. This is exactly why no one would like your shit even IF you get discovered.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671301>>15671311
>>15671294
No wonder why nobody gave a shit about it. Games like that only sell at smartphones.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671303>>15671311
>>15671294
Name of the game?
▶ 7c1190 (5) No.15671304
▶ 734412 (2) No.15671305
This exact image was used for a cuckchan thread, and said thread was also only one line.
▶ 602d3b (5) No.15671306>>15671311 >>15671317 >>15671333
>>15671295
Just goes to show that every developer needs a guy in a suit behind him to manage his shit. These people have the business sense of a snail.
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▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671317>>15671358
>>15671306
>Just goes to show that every developer needs a guy in a suit behind him to manage his shit.
Or…you know…an experienced game developer that has some basic knowledge of game marketing.
▶ 155158 (2) No.15671328>>15671336
>>15671311
Maybe you should learn to market your game next time, Brandon. Stop being a faggot.
▶ 77041e (1) No.15671333>>15671349
>>15671306
Here's the thing though, is the game even any good? Is it original or just another indie piece of shit that "borrows" from better games you should be playing instead? Judging by the hysterical and childish rant this guy's game is probably shit that deserved to be buried in the shovelware pile.
▶ 734412 (2) No.15671336>>15671819
>>15671328
No one cares about your e celeb drama cuckchan, now fuck off.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671343>>15671415
▶ d90870 (1) No.15671348>>15671357 >>15676290
>>15671276
>spent four years making nothing new and expect to be recognized for it
Its called Orphan and its 15$ for a "narrative, 2d platformer experience" thats a carbon copy of limbo but in space, essentially indie shovelware in every meaning of the term.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671349
>>15671333
If it was good and a little original, it wouldn't be ignored that much and the creator wouldn't act like a bitch.
▶ dec6d0 (1) No.15671350
>>15671270 (OP)
>gamedev releases game into steam's environment
>gamedev doesn't take 2 seconds to grasp what that environment consists of
>gamedev then cries about his own lack of foresight
>waaaaa nobody's gonna see my gaaaaaaame
Nobody to blame but himself.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671357>>15672741
>>15671348
Shit like that are free on smartphones and they're much better. Why would anyone waste 15$ in another generic indie game when there are so many other better indie options at same price or lower?
▶ 602d3b (5) No.15671358>>15671381
>>15671317
Yea, experienced game devs like Tim Schafer who also hasn't produced anything of value despite massive amounts of kikestarted money.
▶ 23843a (3) No.15671377>>15671379 >>15671409
>Wah, you should totally open your platform up to all games regardless of standards or completion because we indie devs don't have the resources to compete against AAA publishers. - I can't compete against this!
>Wah, my generic half-baked indie title is getting buried under a pile of generic half-baked indie titles - I can't compete against this!
They don't understand the market, and don't give two shits about understanding the market. What they really want is a "success" button where their game is showcased, and everyone else's is banned or relegated to the third page. Sorry cupcake, but that's life. You work hard, pour your passion into a project, sacrifice a good chuck of your life and health - and you're still going to fail miserably. Whether or not you even get noticed is down to either dumb luck, or having the right connections (which is why the industry is so incestuous). In the former, if you have a good game - you might make a profit on it.. and if you hit the lotto levels of luck, it may even be a success. In the latter case, you're still not guaranteed sales, but at least the quality of your game isn't really as much of a factor.
Fact is, most indie devs turn to shovelware because actual game development is untenable. They can kick out 10~20 asset flips in the the time and half the effort it takes you to make one title ~ and all it takes is for ONE of those to be bad enough that people start streaming it just to laugh at how bad it is, and you can get enough meme shekels to make the whole venture worth while.
This is the market you chose.
▶ 602d3b (5) No.15671379>>15671392
>>15671377
>and all it takes is for ONE of those to be bad enough that people start streaming it just to laugh at how bad it is, and you can get enough meme shekels to make the whole venture worth while.
This alone is kinda insane, really.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671381>>15671389 >>15671391 >>15671405
>>15671358
Tim Schafer is a special case. He used to be a great developer but he really sucks at marketing and management. No wonder Psychonauts and Brutal Legends failed commercially and made big companies lost their trust on him, something that led him go indie and Jewish.
▶ 7c1190 (5) No.15671389
>>15671381
He was always a jew
▶ 6c36ab (2) No.15671391>>15671397 >>15671400
>>15671381
>He used to be a great developer
Didn't he ride the backs of others for everything?
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671392>>15671407
>>15671379
This is how games like Goat Simulator became a hit and started a new trend.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671397>>15671407
>>15671391
Isn't this the case of most producers/directors?
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▶ 602d3b (5) No.15671405
>>15671381
Other "big name" people haven't done any better either, look at Pillars of Eternity.
▶ 6c36ab (2) No.15671407>>15671423 >>15671661
>>15671392
>tfw i bought it at launch thinking it was a quirky little stunt game
Biggest fucking mistake I ever made for $20.
>>15671397
For the big ones, probably 90% of the time, yeah.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671409
>>15671377
How can most of these snowflakes "embracing" socialism and cultural Marxism while at the same time they want to take advance of capitalism?
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671415>>15671428
>>15671343
Lol. Just look at the comments of this post at Facebook. Talking about denial.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671423
>>15671407
At least you didn't spent 35-40 dollars for a 3DS game you've barely touched and haven't managed to sell (I could sell it at eBay but it's too much fuss).
▶ 7c1190 (5) No.15671428
>>15671415
At least he isn't a cuckchanner
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671458>>15671463 >>15671485 >>15671509 >>15671934
Is this nigga for real? I would post this screenshot at 4chan if I wasn't banned.
▶ 7c1190 (5) No.15671463>>15671474
>>15671458
>Nigga
>Admitting it again
Delicious
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671474
>>15671463
I mean "I would post this screenshot at 4chan". And by "nigga" I was referring to the crybaby hipster Freddy.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671479
Wow! Even members at this group are calling him out for being a drama queen.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671496
>>15671485
Maybe he means 8chan.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671500>>15672619
https://www.facebook.com/brandon.goins.3705
This is his Facebook page and it's public. You know what to do.
▶ 23843a (3) No.15671509>>15671519
>>15671458
>I'm on this 4chan thing now
>Directing the conversation
>I've got it under control
I can't tell if he's lying, or if 4chan really is that cucked now to the point they'd legitimately allow that to happen. Both seem equally likely to me.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15671519>>15671536
>>15671509
It's 4chan being cucked as always. Why do you think I get banned all the time?
▶ 23843a (3) No.15671536>>15671545
>>15671519
There is absolutely no excuse for going to 4chan, except for /d/ because this place's /d/ sucks, and in either case you're still a colossal fag and need to be gassed.
▶ 52d3aa (2) No.15671542>>15671592
>OP is half the thread
I probably didn't miss much
▶ 52d3aa (2) No.15671545
>>15671536
cuck /d/ isn't worth shit
Why the fuck are lolis fucking banned
▶ dbbbae (1) No.15671592
>>15671542
>nobody makes a game
>complains about steam and posts it to 4chan
>nobody cares
>bitches about 4chan and posts on 8chan
>nobody cares
>gets bumplocked
You're updated.
▶ 000000 (1) No.15671629
>>15671270 (OP)
Harassing impotent numales is the right thing to do. Keep doing that.
Never give money to those kind.
Also:
>If you were a developer, you would be frustrated.
Explains their shitty lives perfectly.
▶ 403b12 (1) No.15671661
>>15671407
At least you didn't pre-order red orchestra 2.
▶ 407f51 (1) No.15671819
>>15671336
I care because this shit is my favorite kind of comedy.
▶ 1280dc (1) No.15671934
>>15671458
Guys he's got it under control. SHUT IT DOWN!
His biggest mistake was calling the game orphan, there are 5 other games that come up in the search with that name and none of them are his. The guys done everything wrong when it comes to manipulating an app store. Rookie mistakes.
>You're not a game developer
Achshully I am and I can tell you that you're an inexperienced hipster idiot that much like everyone other indie out there thought that the games industry was a get rich quick scheme because Notch did it once. Notch was a freak occurrence.
The other issue is that the idiot developer put all his eggs in one basket, there's plenty of other places to do PR. But on top of that I don't think anyones interested in yet another silhouette puzzle platformer. Your game isn't unique and no one cares.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15672619
>>15671500
Aaaaand…he deleted this post as well after being called out from everyone for being a drama queen.
▶ 69455a (2) No.15672741>>15672932
>>15671357
You can last time I checked get hollow knight and memecells for about 20 dollars which would give you at least 50 more hours of gameplay for an additional 5 dollars which is pretty funny.
I do have to admit though, he did a decent job on the art.
▶ 737f8a (25) No.15672932>>15673446
>>15672741
Which game is memecells?
▶ 69455a (2) No.15673446
>>15672932
deadcells, roguelite/like can never remember the difference It's pretty good honestly, just wished the mods were a bit more technical, more maps/proper modes and weapons would make it perfect.
hand of the king can go fuck him self though
▶ 7e6efd (1) No.15674338
>>15671276
>I AM ENTITLED TO SUCCESS
▶ a32a7b (1) No.15676290>>15676365
>>15671348
>Its called Orphan and its 15$ for a "narrative, 2d platformer experience" thats a carbon copy of limbo but in space, essentially indie shovelware in every meaning of the term.
Just checked the Steam page.
>It's more expensive than Gone Home (not by much but still costs more)
>Has only positive reviews (only 7 reviews though)
>One mentions 6-9 hours of content, so I would assume it's a bit more replayable compared to other indie trash
Won't deny even with that the art style from the images still makes it look like a Limbo knockoff. I wish these indie devs would understand that they need to look different and actually stand out from the rest of them to get noticed in the first place.
People can only handle so many "dark looking, 2D indie platformers" before they get tired of them.
▶ 99edd0 (1) No.15676365
>>15676290
>3 years of devtime 6-9 hours of gameplay.
How do you managed this.
▶ 378a37 (1) No.15676739
>>15671276
>He thinks people buy games based on what they see on the "New game" page
His game is a failure and he's trying to blame it on anything but himself.