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File: 6b4fb570f83065b⋯.jpg (213.25 KB, 800x1107, 800:1107, gta4.jpg)

13da16  No.15629330

“It’s really unclear what we would even do with it, let alone how upset people would get with whatever we did,” says the co-founder of Rockstar Games.

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/red-dead-redemption-2-interview

LMAO

e3b4b5  No.15629405

File: 311ccbea3aa3258⋯.png (1.1 MB, 898x1102, 449:551, lr.png)

>“It’s really unclear what we would even do with it, let alone how upset people would get with whatever we did,” says the co-founder of Rockstar Games. "Both intense liberal progression and intense conservatism are both very militant, and very angry.

>It is scary but it’s also strange, and yet both of them seem occasionally to veer towards the absurd. It’s hard to satirise for those reasons. Some of the stuff you see is straightforwardly beyond satire. It would be out of date within two minutes, everything is changing so fast."


e05dd1  No.15629411

>“It’s really unclear what we would even do with it, let alone how upset people would get with whatever we did…intense liberal progression and intense conservatism are both very militant, and very angry. It is scary but it’s also strange, and yet both of them seem occasionally to veer towards the absurd. It’s hard to satirise for those reasons. Some of the stuff you see is straightforwardly beyond satire. It would be out of date within two minutes, everything is changing so fast."

This is not a controversial statement at all. You just want faggots to have RDR2 on the mind because it's going to release in a few days. Get the fuck out, this is a shit topic and it should be deleted.


13da16  No.15629429

>>15629411

>not a controversial statement

>"uhh we wont release gta6 cuz orange man BAD :((("

Shut the fuck up nigger


9c67ce  No.15629466

You lost your balls. I get it, Danny.


460ea1  No.15629477

>yet another wacky violence and drug obsessed "moderate" reveals their allegiance to the left


e0f1f6  No.15629497

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, 8899f1b5b354e00e2a0598608d….jpg)

>>15629330

>Too scared to make video games.


37ac37  No.15629508

Hard to make a game out of a booming economy and getting rid of the races that are usually the typical gang members for your satirical money-making game. Not many people can make a fun game when their limited to using hell's angels or greasers as their main protagonist.


12293a  No.15629515

Just make a game about crime, and stealing cars genius.

>but muh social commentery

It was always trite, obvious, 15 years old's first observations on society shit. Who cares?


00e7e8  No.15629527

>>15629515

GTA was much better when it spoofed the 80s or 90s instead of this wannabe South Park shit.


460ea1  No.15629531

>>15629527

Agreed.


864bf9  No.15629538

Just set it in the 1920s. No modern politics to bother with. The best GTAs were the ones set in the past anyways.

>cars are all steel behemoths so they weigh a lot and are difficult to stop with small arms

>music is all public domain or dirt cheap to license

>no cell-phones so police response requires a witness get to police or payphone

>can escape wanted levels by crossing state line

>fun mix of guns with distinct purposes

<bunch of early pocket semi-autos that fire fast but are really weak and short range

<Police Positive Special

<M1911(A1)

<pump shotguns

<Auto 5

<lever action rifles

<BAR, both normal and Clyde Barrow style scatter gun

<M1919

<Tommy Gun


460ea1  No.15629554

>>15629538

>music is all public domain or dirt cheap to license

They don't like this because the licensed music gives them publicity. Hell, they probably have it in with the music industry to get a cut from the royalties.


cc45c0  No.15629562

>Tfw no cyberworld/space adventure GTA…

The last good GTA stopped at IV.


12293a  No.15629573

>>15629562

Yeah, that's an idea too. Though it would have to compete against Cyberpunk 2077, and it might not win that fight.


481b27  No.15629575

>>15629497

>b-but what if someone says something mean to me, anon?


0ff4c3  No.15629580

>>15629429

That isn't even what he said at all. I agree with him on some level, but if it were up to me, I would do it anyway.


460ea1  No.15629587

>>15629497

>>15629575

Shit like this is how you know they aren't being abused nearly as hard as they'd like you to believe they are.


2d7d84  No.15629591

>>15629330

I can't believe that there isn't going to be another GTA until the end of 2024!


cc45c0  No.15629593

>>15629573

If rockstar was creative after post IV era then It would.


713348  No.15629599

>>15629330

Isn't GTA meant to be controversial anyway? Did they just lose their balls altogether?


12293a  No.15629608

I guess the main issue is how you even depict crime. If any of the criminals are not white, people will notice. If all of the criminals are white, people will notice. Do you depict criminals as scumbags, or downtrodden victims of the system? remember, people are even complaining that Spiderman beats up criminals now.

Of course, the correct answer is ignore them all and just make a good game. You think people aren't going to buy a GTA game?


cf16f9  No.15629617

>>15629562

GTA2 was the last good GTA, after that they made interactive movies with some empty sandbox proto-Ubishit tier stuff in between.


8416cd  No.15629639

>>15629617

3 was decent, don't lie.


2e3421  No.15629647

I partly agree, the game would look way outdated the moment it came out, once you see how deranged the "normal folks" have gotten. He's a pussy that doesn't wanna offend the people on the left, but blames it on the right as well. What is a Kekistani MAGApede retard gonna do, not buy it? A boycott in social media by 3 sad fucks? People who already dislike Trump or cuckservatives won't even care about the game, only if you can shoot trannies, spics and kikes, or if these are villains. But oh no, can't have a villain that isn't a white or straight.

A game with a clear stand-in for Trump or some racist redneck wouldn't be controversial at all because that's what everyone's doing and ñatting themselves on the back that it's controversial. You'd need to have these, pederast faggots, ravenous chinks, greedy kikes, deranged landwhales with problem hair, spic drug fiends and violent niggers if you wanted controversy. But what can you expect from a multi-million company that has to keep good PR.


78d4a8  No.15629654

Yep, op is a retard.


460ea1  No.15629656

>>15629654

Stay mad Dan.


a1fc32  No.15629659

LE RATIONAL MODERATE.

HOW ABOUT MAKE A GAME ABOUT CRIME WITH IT'S OWN ISOLATED STORY YOU CUNTS.


68fa27  No.15629664

>game series that built itself on controversy is afraid to get controversial


2043e0  No.15629668

File: b02466300bdc644⋯.jpg (30.72 KB, 278x330, 139:165, 1454208335002.jpg)

>>15629659

People would still try and compare to any type of political talk. There is no escaping this.


78d4a8  No.15629673

>>15629656

The fact that he mentioned "intense progression liberal" in the same sentence as "intense conservatism", makes him a nazi by default.


958861  No.15629686

>>15629639

No, 3 was shit. VC was better because it actually had planes you could fly, and they used semi-realistic physics for that.


cc45c0  No.15629688

>>15629617

Was gta2 made by another company?


d662a7  No.15629691

File: e13791cec2e28e9⋯.jpg (49.08 KB, 540x720, 3:4, jazz music stops.jpg)

>>15629330

Wait not making a game because of whose in office is now a thing? Just fucking make a game that doesn't have any real world shit in it, this is not fucking hard at fucking all!


85434c  No.15629698

What (((dan))) really means is that he ain't clever enough to write anything other than FUCK DRUMPF and thus he'll get rightfully shat upon, even he knows that tumblrinas and soyboys don't buy games.


74c9ab  No.15629704

So he's not releasing it till 2024?

Good to know.


68fa27  No.15629709

>>15629698

I think Watch Dogs 2 did the whole "DRUMPF XDD" shit and it bombed.


460ea1  No.15629712

>>15629709

Yes on both accounts. It was a complete embarrassment.


cc45c0  No.15629713

File: f504cc0982f9450⋯.jpg (11.28 KB, 255x194, 255:194, c7987057cc3f13a48b027e8ec4….jpg)

>>15629691

Not enough smarts he has


78d4a8  No.15629714

Why is /v/ so retarded?


c084f5  No.15629716

File: 74dfdf26541b6ea⋯.jpg (23.15 KB, 456x297, 152:99, the fuck.jpg)

Just make another game set in the 80s you idiot. Half your fanbase is already begging you to revisit Vice City.


460ea1  No.15629723

>>15629716

But Trump was famous in the 80s!


cc45c0  No.15629724

File: 4f41b3261f8c7f6⋯.jpg (9.95 KB, 255x143, 255:143, 386c7a0ecd4a10aaf0eb78a29e….jpg)


cc45c0  No.15629740

File: 0502fe18196e49e⋯.gif (11.93 KB, 255x213, 85:71, d2d2ffce68b016bda630c30128….gif)

>>15629716

Eh …. I'd rather have a futuristic version of vice city if anything. We already have VC-1& Stories.

That or a futuristic GTA set in commie china, would be an interesting direction but (((Dan))) as no balls.


460ea1  No.15629749

>>15629740

>set in commie china

Why would you want the vehicles to be even more easily destroyed than they already are?


78d4a8  No.15629751

>set the game another time period

Is this article your first contact with the outside world in over a decade?


cc45c0  No.15629758

>>15629749

Because it would be fun :^)


d662a7  No.15629770

>>15629714

>>15629751

You seem to be butthurt.


930b97  No.15629772

>>15629691

Rockstar's writing ability has never progressed past parodying movies and real-world events. Now Poe's law has made that kind of writing uninteresting.


00e7e8  No.15629774

>>15629740

>>15629758

GTA just doesn't work outside of burgerland because no other developed place in the world has the same kind of car culture and easy access to guns.

Actually, scratch that, there's one more place that could work - pre-mid-90s Australia. Shit would be badarse mates.


88b108  No.15629780

File: 1eb78f5374e83d8⋯.jpg (87.8 KB, 800x999, 800:999, 1eb78f5374e83d8da827418c53….jpg)

>make your entire social commentary about how good it is to be a radical centrist.

>decide to not do any social commentary because it would be inevitably centrist.

Granted GTA6 would be inherently shit. A lot of anons are saying that it should just focus on committing crimes, but I doubt Rockstar would even consider that when every dumb fuck has been pushing the social commentary meme for a while now.


78d4a8  No.15629785

>>15629770

You want a game set in a homogeneous healthy society? Pray for GTA wakanda.


c084f5  No.15629788

>>15629740

As overdone as it is at this point I'm sure plenty of people would love a take on Vice City which ramps up the neo-80s. They could basically make Hotline Miami: GTA Edition.


460ea1  No.15629793

>>15629774

There was already one set in London. Don't know if it was any good though.


d662a7  No.15629799

>>15629785

>You want a game set in a homogeneous healthy society?

No one here is asking for this, you seem to be trying to spin this into something it isn't.

>>15629774

>- pre-mid-90s Australia. Shit would be badarse mates.

That'd be an interesting setting


78d4a8  No.15629804

>>15629799

You have no idea what you want.


d662a7  No.15629823

>>15629804

Anon you seem to be quite upset over this thread, maybe you should find a safe space.

>>15629780

GTA San Andreas was just dumb fun and why they can't repeat that is what I don't get.


460ea1  No.15629829

Also friendly reminder this guy's parents are both elbow deep in the British film industry and likely the reason this guy sucks off Hollywood so much. Every single one of these "influential individuals" was born into it.


12293a  No.15629833

>>15629793

That was more of a level pack for GTA1.


460ea1  No.15629861

>>15629855

You really need to learn how to read.


80f702  No.15629909

>>15629538

>no cell-phones so police response requires a witness get to police or payphone

>can escape wanted levels by crossing state line

Imagine a game like that where the MC is a professional thief and you can either go the burglar way or the guns blazing way and depending how you do it and how many evidences you leave behind you can get tracked by whatever police antagonist more of less efficiently and get different endings if you ever get busted or not.


39a5f1  No.15629914

>>15629774

Why not set it in Russia during 90s?


bd3ef6  No.15629928

>>15629914

Better yet, a south american/mexican capital city.


439eb8  No.15629986

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15629928

Yeah, I sure do love to have soundtrack full of UN DOS TRES CUATRO BEEP BEEP BEEP instead of Kino, Aria, Nogu Svelo, Nautilus Pompilius, Kombinatsiya and so on, not to mention Western 80-90s legends.


69c11c  No.15630010

>>15629740

>>15629788

Retrofuture Vicetron City


da5d20  No.15630087

File: e3080fe324e256c⋯.jpg (147.19 KB, 808x1024, 101:128, 2a02af23dfb8d7e8c73ca0dbc2….jpg)


bd3ef6  No.15630103

>>15629986

You really think peopple in south america dont listen to music from the united states or other countries?

Anon youre too clueless.


460ea1  No.15630116

>>15629986

>not wanting the radio to be 50% KoF arrangements


3a070e  No.15630120

File: b4aac71c9baa892⋯.png (86.16 KB, 625x605, 125:121, 8bbf84eea9b135c983689277e8….png)

>>15629330

Bullshit. That's the typical "centrist" garbage I hear all the time. GTA 5 made their stance VERY clear. Remember that mission where Trevor, the meth addicted mass murdering cannibal, had to join these voluntary border control guys who defended their home from illegal parasites? It ended with Trevor helping those fucking spics and killing him killing the border control.

>>15629405

Pic related.


2e3421  No.15630129

>>15630103

Yes Anon, back in the 90s and 80s, Spicland didn't hear that much foreign music. You had stuff like Michael Jackson, sure, but everyone was sucking Siempre en Domingo's schmucks that appeared there, or listening to the good ol' classics, ranchero music or the northeners listening to norteño music. Rock, hard rock or metal took off only until the later 90's because people were truly believing that it was the devil's music, with the edgiest fucking rock music was pop rock at best.


8c4a37  No.15630135

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15630103

Yeah, but do they have their own non-shit music? Compare GTA V spic stations to Vladivostok FM. Latter is clear winner, despite being half-filled with modern shitty pop music and rappers.


bc57b1  No.15630159

>>15630120

Centrism is god tho. In my opinion at least, could be wrong tbough


904401  No.15630172

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15630135

>Vladivostok FM

My negro


48c18b  No.15630197

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15630172

To be fair, Vladivostok FM had pretty shit playlist overall.


460ea1  No.15630206

>>>/v/15630195

If that's your takeaway from that image then you're projecting like a motherfucker.


904401  No.15630216

>>15630197

Yeah, now that I go through it it only had three good songs, and only one of those was Russian chanson, which the gopniks always listen to.


9018a4  No.15630239

>>15630120

>It ended with Trevor helping those fucking spics and killing him killing the border control

I don't remember killing the border control dudes. What the fuck did you do?


af12ab  No.15630240

File: 33e4b98746c1c45⋯.png (48.49 KB, 461x458, 461:458, thonk.png)

How does one make a video game without mentioning trump?


460ea1  No.15630248

>>15630240

By crying to the gaming press you pretend to roast on occasion.


8c4a37  No.15630250

>>15630216

Apparently they've planned to include this song, but didn't for some reason. Fucking hell, it would've been perfect.


3e6e9a  No.15630255

File: 00467905042304f⋯.png (627.73 KB, 2310x2147, 2310:2147, 4948c8ea3b44a84f6fd139873c….png)

>>15630240

not having an account on twitter


8c4a37  No.15630256

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

aed383  No.15630257

>>15629538

But how will that game be any different than Mafia?

GTA games that were set in the past and popular enough to ensure development of sequels had 80s and 90s settings (VC, SA, LC, VCS), which had never been tried by any other game companies at their release dates. Meanwhile the only GTA that was set before the 80s was made when there was no competitor of GTA series in sandbox game genre, at all. How is that new GTA game going to compete when it has nothing much to set it apart from sandbox games set in the 40s like Godfather and Mafia?


8c4a37  No.15630270

File: 45467a8a8bd9b73⋯.jpg (97.02 KB, 800x811, 800:811, 200609-grand-theft-auto-lo….jpg)

>>15630257

You know what? We are forgetting one important thing here.


460ea1  No.15630272

Don't respond to it. Just filter and report.


460ea1  No.15630287

>>15630257

Well they could have a nice lead over Mafia 3 by not making an embarrassing piece of shit.


aed383  No.15630324

>>15630270

Reading comprehension mate, that game is what I meant by "the only GTA that was set before the 80s". GTA London was set in either the 40s or the 60s.

>>15630287

Stories barely matter when wreaking havoc is the only thing most buyers will do, it'll turn the protags into mute psychopath anyway.


460ea1  No.15630333

>>15630324

The writing was barely even half of that game's problems.


439eb8  No.15630335

>>15630324

Yeah, I wonder what time period the game called GTA London 1969 was set in.


df7125  No.15630352

>>15630120

>what? you dont agree with me 100% of the time? that means you disagree with me 100% of the time

what a fucking baby


460ea1  No.15630360

>>>/v/15630352

Quit ban evading faggot.


f4f33f  No.15630366

the best GTA is Saints Row 2 anyway followed by Vice City and San Andreas

IV and V are both disgusting downgrades that needed to die in a fire and never be made


d662a7  No.15630379

What is with this weird shitposting?


460ea1  No.15630382

>>15630379

Goons thinking they're in good company.


140704  No.15630386

>>15629714

>>>/reddit/

Go suck jew cock somewhere else.


140704  No.15630388

>>15629804

You are a paid shill.


8c4a37  No.15630391

File: d410798ec30ba97⋯.png (12.56 KB, 344x420, 86:105, 1447835640638.png)

>>15630377

>setting with no cars is a cool setting for a game called Grand Theft fucking AUTO


135f06  No.15630413

>>15630383

>sage is to say "fuck this thread"

>sage isn't to say "I have nothing to contribute to this conversation and don't want to have the thread reach the bump limit faster"

K.

>>15630391

Set it a few decades forward. I want to see kung fu gangs fighting for territory and getting muscled in by foreigners.


460ea1  No.15630431

>>15630422

They do it because the prefab assets they use for all these shitty city fuckaround simulators are based on American locations. I have no proof of this but it's the truth.


e3b4b5  No.15630436

File: 42d4a07df2417f0⋯.png (221.95 KB, 878x900, 439:450, 24214.png)

>>15630422

Na mailach, bydlo.


39a5f1  No.15630438

>>15630413

We already had a GTA clone about kung-fu gangs and foreigners, you mongoloid.

>>15630436

А то что?


930b97  No.15630458

File: 3e3ff7f17936a25⋯.jpg (62.26 KB, 540x720, 3:4, kitty pure bliss 420.jpg)

>>15629538

keep posting, this is fun


460ea1  No.15630473

>KYM faggot trying this hard to make fenceshittery look victimized


bfc196  No.15630477

>>15629527

Time for a 70s setting. Ugly clothes, disco, and cars that were rolling pussy magnets. Of course, it will need to be modded to remove all the excess pubes.


d662a7  No.15630485

File: c7abe77faddb7f6⋯.png (65.88 KB, 238x256, 119:128, what yem do.PNG)

>>15630429

>Thread talking about GTA

<not video games


460ea1  No.15630487

>>15630485

Anything that isn't a mobile game general is off topic according to these faggots. Just filter them.


31e177  No.15630494

what?


460ea1  No.15630505

>>15630495

The thread is talking about video games. Why are you crying instead of joining in or ignoring it?


e07a97  No.15630514

>>15629405

>conservatism

>militant

Just one example. One. Keep in mind the implication is that it's unjustified.


925127  No.15630560

>>15629411

Why would people be thinking about R2D2, star wars has been killed and Disney have the rights anyway, not rock star.

Also, it is a Scottish company, why does it have to have anything whatsoever to do with america, unimaginative cunts.

Make a cool russian mafia one, or set it in the far future or medieval times, carts rushing around a huge living medieval Acrópolis.


925127  No.15630566


460ea1  No.15630576

>>15630560

But anon how am I supposed to advertise the fuck out of my game to every region of the normalsphere possible without some sort of modern licensing connection?


925127  No.15630601

>>15630444

иу ар контролт опосишен.


a8b327  No.15630607

>no archive

fake news


925127  No.15630608

>>15630576

By making a good game and letting it spread by word of mouth, having patience, and if necessary, a patient and long-term thinking publisher if you aren't just self-publishing since digital distribution is the norm now.


460ea1  No.15630611

>>15630608

How do I do this and also get invited to Mr. Shekelberg's Vietnamese boytoy parties?


b4dbdf  No.15630643

>no new grand theft auto games until 2025

Eh. I haven't been keeping up with the series anyways.


12293a  No.15630727

>>15630643

We get multiple new GTA games every year from Ubisoft


940d8d  No.15630753

>>15630727

>ubisoft

Kys


669ec0  No.15630766

>>15630366

Saints Row 2 diversity gang lifestyle 4 ever.


925127  No.15630878

>>15630611

Simple, hide in Bill Clinton's car boot, take photos, then blackmail your way into the next one.

Or just say the mantra "Obliongobush!", and they'll let you right in, as well as passing you 40 million deutschmarks to cover your budget.


925127  No.15630900

>>15630766

Like I said, we need a medieval gta.

No darkies allowed edition.

Customise your carts, choose your whip, steal the fastest horses.

Feel like going off-track? Take a horse cross country or through the forest shortcut, but watch out for the wolves.

Gallop around the streets of medieval London, pickpocketing, robbing breadshops, catch the rats mission, deliver the hops within the time limit.

The more I consider it, the better it sounds. Why hasn't anyone done it yet, and why won't rock star™ give me a 5% cut for the concept.


a54ee1  No.15630907

>>15630878

>Simple, hide in Bill Clinton's car boot, take photos, then blackmail your way into the next one.

I wouldn't do that Clinton hates himself so much he is mailing himself actual bombs.


e3b4b5  No.15630920

>>15630900

Kingdom Come


ac5e5a  No.15630973

gta is so fucking dead, and it doesn't even know it - same as the bethestard games.


ac5e5a  No.15631014

>>15630973

i'm hoping to fix my vice city itch, with this… (fingers crossed it will not suck)

https://youtu.be/o5-om0n537Q


78d4a8  No.15631066


ac5e5a  No.15631074

i couldn't even be bothered with their console cowboy game. let the dino's go the way of extinction, i am done with 60+ meg downloads.

pixel indie shit will likely reach a point when it gets gud again, cheap and easy to make and fun to play, as it should be. all the 3d shit got so old & boring… can't stand it anymore. going to try the indie route now, just to see if that's where the fun is again

http://www.indieretronews.com/search/label/PC


12293a  No.15631081

>>15630753

I didn't say they were good.


864bf9  No.15631147

>>15629909

Isn't that the latter Hitman games?


1f45bf  No.15631154

>>15629429

Are you retarded? Read the statement he released, you have an IQ similar to the average media consumer.


1f45bf  No.15631167

>>15629538

If there's no minorities leftists will make it political, if there's minorities it is inherently political because it's historical revision

This is the day and age of propaganda, there is no such thing as a game without modern politics if it's set in the past, future, or really our universe


669ec0  No.15631180


01c026  No.15631226

>>15630522

Man this song is so good, everytime I hear ir it brings me right back to being 17, loading it up after school on the 360 to just to just do some dumb shit.

Once the loading finishes and it put you into the game there's always a bing from an icon or something, can't remember, good times.


91fc09  No.15631249

>>15629330

So he just wants to do south park shitty social commentary? People are sick hearing that shit constantly, it doesn't help that is the only form of humour Americans know. So they hear it on mainstream television shows repeatedly. I only found the older south park episodes funny because I didn't know what the humour was based on because I didn't know what was the lastest goss around that time, I thought they were just making shit up really. But once you watch the latest ones it just wears you out, like an autistic kid. "Oh look it dumpf, ha ha ha you get it, its dumpf ha ha ha". You hear it all the time, Its boring obvious satire. Set it in the pass because its already been done to death in the modern climate. They need to take some pointers from the Yakuza series on how to handle humour and good story telling.


0528f1  No.15631256

>>15630878

>blackmail the Clintons

>commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head, twice


460ea1  No.15631478

>>15631256

This is why you always take the doubleshot and blind fighting feats.


c315ae  No.15631566

File: 35d905c99422055⋯.png (54.07 KB, 251x257, 251:257, Shrugs.png)

>>15629411

Reading that statement, maybe the writers at Rockstar should try to aim to write something that's timeless and can be found to be just as humorous in 10 or 20 years, instead of a shameless cash grab based on current issues and new stories that will instantly become irrelevant. It's no one else's fault these faggots don't have enough talent to do that. it's not even hard too. Just set the next GTA either in the distant future with spaceships and make shit up or in the past with Ancient Greek/Roman amphitheaters, Victorian operas or medieval plays or something and start doing research on how the times were then. Then make the game good.


460ea1  No.15631574

>>15631566

Something can contemporary and also timeless. That would require them to take a break from the postmodernism though.


988468  No.15631603

>>15629554

>Hell, they probably have it in with the music industry

If that were even remotely true, they wouldn't have removed songs from Vice City, San Andreas (half the fucking radio was cut out), and IV.


460ea1  No.15631630

>>15631603

Gotta think like a kike anon.

>oy vey dis 10 dolla game has hundreds worth of music on it SHUT IT DOWN

>this will somehow lead to more people buying an album I didn't make

If that sounds needlessly antagonistic and counterproductive then congrats, you aren't a Jew. Go eat some pork.


255613  No.15631633

>>15630477

70s GTA exists already, its called Driver.


076889  No.15631660

>>15629599

Rockstar is now nothing but coastal city soyim devs that want to piss away millions on a virtue signaling sim instead of making a fun game with hilarious talk radio. You can tell because GTA5 was sorely lacking in goofy social commentary outside of picking on conservatives and rural people because they didn't want to point out anything wrong with the US on a grand scale during the Obongo era. GTA5 was a glorified version of the shitty rural retards line you see on /pol/ with some shit about a couple deep state faggots and a literal cuck for a main character.


ffcc36  No.15631676

File: bb398e54f00dc65⋯.png (199.75 KB, 900x940, 45:47, bb398e54f00dc6517fa5e3c418….png)

>>15629330

>Dan Houser and the rest of Rockstar still doing this retarded fence sitting bullshit when all you could easily do is ignore politics and make your own for a fictional fucking video game.

Careful Dan you're itching close off that fence sitter position you and your money grubbing Jew developers and publishers seem to love so much with that Trump name drop.

Fuck off, everysingle Open-World game you release from here on out will always be a discount GTA 5, you and your team of developers lost their talent long ago when you took the MMO route with your multiplayer, and whatever bit of remained only got sucked up by Take-Jew Interactive, in fact I hope your game doesn't meet their expectations just so you can suffer their Jew wrath even more.

>Dude they can't hear you

I know, i'm just blowing off hot air, fuck these people.


076889  No.15631680

>>15630239

The final mission with the border patrol is to kill them because Trevor is actually a (((good))) person despite the drug dealing, murder, and cannibalism. Regardless of whatever political stance they took the writing was trash. Trying to make any of these otherwise silly games "serious" was the worst mistake of the franchise.


460ea1  No.15631687

>>15631680

>Trying to make any of these otherwise silly games "serious" was the worst mistake of the franchise.

This. How the fuck you ever went from flying an RC plane to bomb a construction site or burying a guy in a portapotty to nonstop crying about capeetahleeeseeem is beyond me.


0af0d3  No.15631826

What anons don't understand is that these super-rich design studios don't actually have any sort of political backbone. They got way too big for their own britches, and before they knew it, they became part of the (((elite))). They know fully well who feeds them, and they can't bite that hand. That's why, at best, they will take a hard centrist line and pretend that both sides are too 'loony' to cater to.


460ea1  No.15631833

>>15631826

>and before they knew it

No, they had to kneel to get into this position in the first place.


0af0d3  No.15631842

>>15631833

Are you familiar with the Linus Torvalds fiasco? He's always been a hard-headed autist, and now he's suddenly cucking. (((They))) can fucking threaten to kill your family once you become that rich and influential, and there's nothing you can do about it.


574322  No.15631850

>>15630514

I don't think you know what militant means.


460ea1  No.15631857

>>15631842

My point is that none of this is sudden. They just now either feel threatened, or feel safe enough to broadcast feigned insecurity.


0af0d3  No.15631885

>>15631857

If they feel threatened at all, it's by the jews who will financially/socially ruin them if they put out something that puts minorities in a negative light. Of course, the right will eat them alive for being commies for doing what they always do. They're damned if they do, damned if they don't. Which is exactly where we want companies like this.


460ea1  No.15631915

>>15631885

I'm talking specifically about the retarded notion that there's some angry mob of right wing death squad gamers a la the Law and Order episode waiting to noscope their asses. There's practically no chance the guy is actually afraid of something like that but he could be stenographing a fear residing in the back of his kike boss's mind, which makes sense considering he's likely been told stories from his grandad about that time he funded a communist revolution in Russia. Shit was crazy.


0af0d3  No.15631967

>>15631915

Clearly. The angry right-leaning gamers are all corralled here, and they're ultimately too autistic to get violent. Everything they're saying has been (((puppeteered))) from the top.


7af315  No.15631970

>>15629330

Convenient excuse because they'll have 6-7 years of Red Dead Redemption Online bullshit to sell to the suckers, not like GTA Online is still not getting milked to death. This is also means no Bully 2, so release another Midnight Club game you faggot.


fb4fbb  No.15632007

>>15629330

Reminder that Rockstar manufactured a lot of the "violence in video games" rhetoric against their games for pure marketing and they are scum.


0af0d3  No.15632019

>>15632007

Source? I can believe that, is the implication that they're games became taboo, therefore more desirable?


0af0d3  No.15632026

*their, sorry, drunk


23e5cf  No.15632085

>>15632026

remember to stay hydrated


5b19c3  No.15632087

After the age of Trump, comes the age of….Hitler.


a8f440  No.15632089

>>15629527

Like Vice City and San Andreas


3ae62a  No.15632090

>>15629788 (checked)

what could they even do though? vice city and stories already has the best 80's music and vc is also perceived to be the best gta game so i don't think another set in that time period would be good enough

i wouldn't mind a full blown remake but at the same time i hate their new engine


e5484a  No.15632093

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>This coming from the same faggot who had an utterly retarded torture scene in GTA5 that said torture has no point other than to make torturers happy

>The game basically apologizes to you for sitting through it afterwards


fb4fbb  No.15632218

>>15632019

http://archive.is/ZBR2B

A lot of the negative press against the very first GTA which would later be used against gamers and the games industry, was paid for themselves by their PR. They themselves admitted to it. In their defense this is not uncommon in the industry, as EA has done similar things.


0af0d3  No.15632390

>>15632218

They basically just paid a jew to make their game acceptable. Now they can't do that anymore, because they're locked in a political landscape.


dd2457  No.15645341

>>15629330

No game for the next 6 years then?


00e7e8  No.15645385

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15629788

>neo-80s

Noooo fuck that shit, and not even because it's overused, it's because it got devalued by normalfags. I just want it the way original VC did but with more detail (i.e. GTA IV level of detail but newer technology and stuff, without regression like V).

In fact, one thing I'd like is if the past 80s setting was done subtler this time. See vid related - it's a recording of daily life in NYC in 1999 in 1080p HD, which feels outright surreal to watch because you're used to seeing those times in low quality. That's how I kinda wanna see a past setting handled, where it's not immediately thrown in your face but feels blended in. This is one aspect why I find LCS underrated, which was set in 1998 but because it was more for a purpose of creating a GTA III prequel it wasn't that emphasized that OH LOOK IT'S THE 90S, there's just older stuff lying around and some references to the Y2K scare.


21c40b  No.15645387

>“It’s really unclear what we would even do with i

it would be the exact same shitty jokes rockstars been pushing out for years though

>HAHA AMERICAN FAT AND STUPID

>AMERICAN BUY THING HAHA STUPID

>DRUMPFY BAD


460ea1  No.15645396

>>15645387

Always get a kick out of bloated megacorps trying to preach anticonsumerism messages.


21c40b  No.15645422

>>15645396

how far up their own ass is rockstar anyway, did they think they were really sticking it to the man when naming their in game beer "pisswaber" or whatever? Judging by RDR2 seemingly having a like 3 hour long intro that even normalfags are complaining about they must have broken their backs getting their own arm halfway up there


460ea1  No.15645433

>>15645422

The infantile satire would be fine if it wasn't juxtaposed by the overly serious amateur hour drama shit and it's one of the main reasons this series hasn't been funny since Vice City.


04ab58  No.15645446

>>15629804

you have no idea how autistic you are


82890a  No.15645450

>>15629330

I wouldn't even want any AAA games to be made in the age of Trump. Every time Trump is in a game, it means that the game is made by Marxist soyboys. Trump in a game = Bad Game.


21c40b  No.15645456

>>15645433

the "maturity" war really needs to end, every studio is trying to be some monumental epic drama ESPECIALLY after the success of TLOU but then people end up forgetting about those games quickly in favor of simpler stories with characters that are actually entertaining


7c1bbb  No.15645459

>>15645422

The worst part of it is that there’s a jew in your gang in RDR2 and the secondary character (gang leader) has a throwaway line with the jew right before he goes into town to start a bank. “I’m a thief and all, but I prefer stealing to usury. Seems more honorable.”

And ✡Rockstar✡ gets away with it because, as a bought and paid for propaganda outlet, they’re the opposite of a threat to the ZOG.


61c6fe  No.15645462

>>15645396

Ironically, it sells.


460ea1  No.15645473

>>15645462

Yeah people love a good old storebought pat on the head for being smart boys.


320f0e  No.15645514

>>15629330

>Muh ebil notsees

What an idiot. I don't know, can I even add anything more to that? It's just stupid statement from an illiterate loser whose games are completely irrelevant outside of Mexico where they serve as career counseling software. Dan Houser is just a body, no one would notice if he died, and he's not even worth his weight in fertilizer.

GTA is irrelevant

<But it sold a lot of copies!

So what? It's generic, replaceable, as soon as the next thing comes out, people forget about it and leave. How is that "Important?" It's debris.


760d05  No.15645518

>i'm scared of people laughing at me, but you're the one who's upset

Just shut and make toys, fag.


afc839  No.15645523

>We want to make a game but don't know what sort of social commentary to make

Then don't make one holy shit it's a video game not a masters thesis. Who the fuck plays Grand Theft Auto for some "fresh political/social commentary"? Nobody. People want to shoot up sidewalks, steal cars and pretend they're driving in traffic, and fuck hookers.


963f04  No.15645524

>>15645523

the satire has been the entire premise for the series


460ea1  No.15645530

>>15645524

Literally nobody would care if all the writing was axed for the next game. If anything it would perform better because then people would be able to just get in and play it.


963f04  No.15645537


afc839  No.15645541

>>15645524

Yeah the satire of nutting in a hooker to heal and then cracking her head open with a bat to get your money back before shooting up the McBurger. Nobody cares. Nobody buys the game so they can sit down on the couch and go, "hahaha yeah that's kinda what it's like in the big city, America is pretty silly, what a great commentary". And that commentary isn't even what they're talking about, because they've used those same points from the beginning of time.


963f04  No.15645545

>>15645541

> And that commentary isn't even what they're talking about

yes it is


55e36c  No.15645554

Dan already showed his colors in RDR2 with all the historical criticism bullshit, the game is practically feminist and anti-racist


08dfa6  No.15645581

>>15645545

no it isn't, fuck you

MANY PEOPLE hate when games try to be clever and have rich stories and narrative structure and do intelligent satire

everyone loves GTA Online because there is none of that, you jump in and you start playing GTA. it's the gameplay people like, not this high-minded pretentious "satire" bullshit

neck yourself faggot


c67a85  No.15645585

I really just play gta to shoot people and steal shit.


963f04  No.15645594

File: fdb2b087958125e⋯.webm (122.46 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, smug-zombie-idol.webm)

>>15645581

cool anecdote and non-proof

>>15645585

plenty of people do, but it would betray the series roots to remove the satirical elements.


a89d1b  No.15645601

>>15630159

>Centrist

>Can't make up his mind

Got 'em.


08dfa6  No.15645621

>>15645601

>not being utterly convicted of something is being indecisive

this is why zealots are idiots

>>15645594

fuck the series roots, I played grand theft auto when there was only one game called grand theft auto and it was an overhead 2D arcade-style game with fucking points and that was a hell of a lot more fun than listening to celebrity voice actors portray uninteresting and unlikable characters in a story I don't care about

the best game series evolve and change to suit the market and this story-driven """cinematic""" narrative bullshit is over and done, if I wanted to watch a movie I'd watch a movie, fuck rockstar and GTA offline and fuck naughty dog and fuck all these companies that want to sell us hollywood, except with brief moments of control. it's not immersive, it's a waste of my goddamn time.

the next GTA game should basically be second life except instead of furries and disembodied penises it's criminals and illegal goods


963f04  No.15645622

>>15645621

>fuck the series roots

yeah lets just make it a linear corridor shooter instead where you can steal cars only in QTEs


08dfa6  No.15645643

>>15645622

see

>>15645581

>everyone loves GTA Online because there is none of that, you jump in and you start playing GTA. it's the gameplay people like, not this high-minded pretentious "satire" bullshit


a89d1b  No.15645652

>>15645621

>Utterly convicted

What? I'll assume you mean convinced. So by your argument it's bad to have convictions? Should people not be allowed to hold values dear? Why should I be forced to forsake my values and adopt someone else's when I know my values are objectively superior?


08dfa6  No.15645685

>>15645652

no, I meant convicted, another way to say "to hold strong beliefs"

and you're committing a false dilemma fallacy; I said nothing about whether it's good or bad to have convictions, only that "I'm not convinced" is not "the inability to make a choice" or even "indecision"

also, for the record, neither you nor anyone else "knows" your values are "objectively superior" and these are things only an actual idiot would say. you can be strongly convinced that your values are relatively superior and that's about as far as it goes. you can't judge noncorporeal things objectively; nobody can, ever – and you can't "know" anything about a comparison without having a specific other thing to compare with

simply put, you're a zealot, and thus, a fool, a twit, an imbecile, incapable of thinking for yourself, you rely on the reasoning and words of others to make your choices; you think "is this what [a person of your ingroup] should be doing?" before you do things because you see things in absolutes and fail to understand that nothing is as simple as yes or no beyond the face of it


963f04  No.15645696

>>15645643

I dunno there's no solid numbers for active players except for Steam's daily users. Lets try to be generous and assume the 28K for Steam daily is 40K on xbl/psn and say about 100K people play GTA online regularly. The game sold 85 million units since last November. Seems like most people played it for SP.


ff9952  No.15645714

File: 9b453d0cab0e410⋯.jpg (194.19 KB, 636x571, 636:571, f64177d1d85bfe1f06ada248d8….jpg)

>>15629405

>Some of the stuff you see is straightforwardly beyond satire

This is entirely true. Post birth abortion, free bleeding, the belief the all men are born rapists, that pedophilia is a valid sexual orientation that should be legalized, that babies should be seen as "genderless" and children as young as 5 should be respected if they want to transition (and to give children hormone blockers) etc etc etc. It is impossible to satirize the left because if they don't already believe the idiotic ideas you're making up explicitly to mock them they will hear your intentionally insane ideas and embrace them.


cfc9b3  No.15645723

>>15645685

>claims to be intellectually superior

>claims objectivity in ideology and morality cannot exist

>proceeds to spew ad homs

Pottery.


760d05  No.15645729

File: 681ed6e3e1f68cd⋯.jpg (54.66 KB, 406x423, 406:423, nagatoro (2).JPG)

>>15645685

That's a lot of armchair psychology for a guy who supposedly doesn't think you can know something objectively.


a36d83  No.15645752

>>15630352

>lmao what do you mean the guys fighting you aren't your ally? What a fucking baby

>>15631066

fun

>>15645621

>>15645685

>People who are very sure of something are stupid!

>Nothing is certain, anyone who thinks they know something is an idiot!

>My uniquely certain knowledge that no one can know something to be objectively true doesn't count tho, me being entirely certain of this fact isn't zealous

Filthy low-IQ 4Cuck refugees should go back to the hole where they belong


a89d1b  No.15645759

>>15645685

>no, I meant convicted, another way to say "to hold strong beliefs"

Yea, no, there is no such definition for convicted. While it's technically syntactically correct (One who has convictions (read as: guilty sentences) is convicted (read as: found guilty)), you can't just apply the same syntax to two separate meanings, I assume English is your second language?


1a18a4  No.15645785

File: 32bd5bbc759910b⋯.webm (3.22 MB, 640x480, 4:3, gta vi.webm)

>>15629686

3 was good for the time. It had plenty of problems since they were doing something new, but that's the way to get better vidya. It was certainly not shit.


12293a  No.15645961

>>15645594

You can have some "satirical elements" like the radio stations, or visual gags, without that becoming the whole point of the game. There was a definitite shift with GTA4 away from fun games with references to talk radio being trash and fast food being shit or something, toward games whose main point seemed to be to "take a look at American culture".


68fa27  No.15646003

>>15645785

That chase is fake, by the way. It's a scene filmed for a movie.

That crash is real, though. The production team had to retrieve the car back from the stream and repair the stairs.


fb6e17  No.15653458

File: 07e4f4e92296805⋯.png (35.98 KB, 499x338, 499:338, 07e4f4e92296805492e5d209d8….png)

>>15629330

Older gta made fun of both sides, why the fuck is a problem now, what about Saints Row? Oh wait, you can do whatever the fuck you want and the game doesn't takes itself seriously, really makes u think.


5e5e5f  No.15653460

File: 8d32c6db3c55088⋯.jpg (56.01 KB, 412x514, 206:257, liberals pushing their pet….jpg)

DAN HOUSER IS A NIGGER LOVER FAGGOT


1a1366  No.15653736

File: d2f9752dc86b0e9⋯.jpg (23.65 KB, 699x389, 699:389, d2f9752dc86b0e9cfcfec9df20….jpg)

>>15630120

>implying that entirety of politics isn't pic rel


a89d1b  No.15653751

File: 2c7fd576b74a158⋯.png (228.75 KB, 422x335, 422:335, 2c7fd576b74a1583cb1af838f3….png)

>>15653736

>Lel. If I dun do anything, guys, all the bad stuff juz goz away!

kys


4542af  No.15653773

>>15629405

>changing fast

Western civilization has been on the same path to dissolution for centuries, though? There are no new philosophical movements within our society, it's in cultural stasis.


f1b6d7  No.15653785

>>15645714

I actually read that this is the basis of modern day russian propaganda. They look at all the retarded shit the left in the US is doing, translate it, and then just air it on national TV so that all the russkies can see how retarded burgerland is.


000000  No.15653809

>>15630120

This.

>I was here before these rednecks

t. based spic american


000000  No.15653810

>>15630477

disgusting


000000  No.15653814

>>15631676

>>Dude they can't hear you

they're reading


000000  No.15653822

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15645385

You mean like this?


95a553  No.15653872

>>15629538

It's not even that. The simple fact that we supposedly know more about the past than we do about the present and the future already makes any setting set in the past a more developed one. Never fucking set the story in the present time unless there's a good reason for that beyond the shitty fads and “just because I live in the present”. Look at the Vice City and San Andreas. They're perfect time capsules of their respected settings: the “80s” and the “pre-9/11 US”. What did GTA IV and V manage to capture? Nothing.


a89d1b  No.15653888

>>15653872

You're correct with GTA IV, but I would argue that GTA V captured the morose existence that is modern day California, Hollywood, and the surrounding area pretty well.


ba85f1  No.15654307

So that means no GTA 6 until at least 2025


00e7e8  No.15654326

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15653822

I've seen this video before and I'm curious how you got a remixed version over the more popular one.


4c4510  No.15654329

>>15631850

>espousing shit your opponents did 5, 10, 15 or 20 years ago is considered "conservative"

>>15653888

That's not something you want to explore though, It's not a detached, cautionary dystopia like cyberpunk or post-apocalypse, and it's not an enjoyable setting either


21c40b  No.15654331

>>15654307

>now that trump is out of office we can make another GTA!

>work 200 hours an hour for 7 years to make orange man bad jokes


a89d1b  No.15654354

File: 0af35cddfdb1836⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 25.62 KB, 512x325, 512:325, 0af35cddfdb1836940ebb20ead….jpg)

>>15654329

Agreed.

>>15654331

>This happens

>Jokes are incredibly shit and reinforce the The left can't meme assertion

>/pol/ was right again


16608d  No.15654518

File: c946b0a617bfd52⋯.jpg (171.14 KB, 600x684, 50:57, Manhunt 3 Release Press Im….jpg)


16608d  No.15654665

>>15630477

>Removing excess pube

NPC spotted


a45ba2  No.15660135

Dan Houser doesnt want antifags on his ass, that's all this is.


c97f9a  No.15660341

File: 835cc08294c28d0⋯.webm (9.39 MB, 640x360, 16:9, R★.webm)


438c1e  No.15660421

>>15660341

The webm where she gets stabbed in the neck is better.


73948c  No.15660426

File: 46469b8a88adb8d⋯.webm (7.23 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Red Dead Redemption 2 Bes….webm)


5c7590  No.15660449

>>15654331

>"7 years old" orange man bad joke

FTFY


5775b9  No.15660458

>>15629538

>top speed of 20 mph


a45ba2  No.15660573

>>15660341

lel

>>15660421

somebody post it


438c1e  No.15660930

File: 11532e1203baf6b⋯.webm (2.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1540858736486.webm)


3f6ddf  No.15660939

>>15660930

cuckchan refugess aren't welcome.


460ea1  No.15661172

>>15660930

>>15660341

This looks so dull.


c26aef  No.15661197

File: fbd7156bf0268e6⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1144x624, 11:6, meme.png)

>>15654326

This made me laugh more than it should.


45456e  No.15661265

so we're gonna have a daily thinly disguised Cuckstar shilling thread now or what?


a51a6b  No.15661513

>>15629538

>1920s

Oh. So like Red Dead Redemption.


a45ba2  No.15663340

>>15661513

wait, what?


40ce3a  No.15663534

>>15653872

Not really? Current times arent really able to be encapsulated in one form of atmosphere because of how quickly shit changes. GTA IV is the perfect encapsulation early 2000s New York City. Gritty not as shitty as the 80's and really depressing especially around Coney Island. GTA 5 is perfect for the 2012- 2014 period.


9e1175  No.15663649

>>15631915

This post probably looked better before a guy shot up a jew house.

>>15632218

controversy has always been a prime marketing strategy.

>>15645456

Game writers are failed movie rights. As more games become movies we will see them all shift over to hollywood or netflix and be replaced by a new crop of wannabe writers.

Consider it like The Rock. He was a football player, then he went to the WWE because he needed to be famous to work in movies. Now he works in movies. Exact same path but for writers.

>>15645581

GTA online takes 10 minutes to load in and then you select what mission type you want to play and load into a lobby. It's not fun or interesting. Missions should have been in the server you join by default. Make it so it's assholes trying to fuck with other assholes. Have rival gangs fighting over territory through missions and when someone takes a mission in your territory you're alerted to stop them.

Think planetside 2. That's what GTA online should be. But it isn't, it's just a bunch of cash shop items and lobbies to play mini games which weren't even in the game at launch.


9e1175  No.15663666

File: 64aadd93835338a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 88.23 KB, 898x954, 449:477, mn06kbE.jpg)

>>15653872

>Playing as a ghetto nigger captures the setting of The USA perfectly.


da5d20  No.15663694

File: 7edc285b20d9f24⋯.jpg (39.56 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 7edc285b20d9f243b3270383c8….jpg)

>>15660930

>soundless

back to >>>/cuckchan/


2b4970  No.15663766

>>15629538

>No modern politics to bother with

Have you seen what they did with Red Dead? Everything will be pozzed. Everything.


0f1f62  No.15664206

File: 0b9bcd9c66be40a⋯.jpg (239.94 KB, 806x886, 403:443, 9_11_hulk.jpg)

Honestly? Good. Better to keep your mouth shut and only look like a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Can't have a quality GTA without Les Benzies working on it anyway, and after he worked on V over what was already a very strained relationship it's unlikely he'll ever have anything to do with the franchise ever again. For those who know their Pink Floyd, V was their "Final Cut" moment.

>>15629617

Oh jesus it's you again. The hyper-contrarian.

2D had an incredibly limited shelf life, and it's honestly a miracle the first two sold as well as they did considering the tepid critical reception they both got. From looking at historic magazine clippings, once the whole raison d'etre of the game changed from racing while avoiding the cops (i.e. budget NFS clone) to driving while destroying the cops, it was always intended to go 3D. They just lacked the budget and technological knowhow at the time to crank out what they wanted to do. Not to mention the technical limitations of the console they were designing it for. If you want a modern 2D GTA, play Hotline Miami.

3 was a gamble that somehow once again managed to pay itself off. Hell I even made a thread about it a few weeks ago that caused anons to shit themselves over it. Play it now and you can see just how unfinished the game actually was:

>No motorcycles

>No functional aircraft even though the code's actually in there, it's just unused

>Radio stations with just a handful of songs, many created in-house

>Almost nothing to do outside of the main storyline

>Extremely quick story mode compared to its sequels

Vice City on the other hand was the real deal. San Andreas was stronger still in almost every aspect, but far too over-engineered for the consoles it was designed for. IV has gone from being overrated at the time of its release, to underrated when V came out, once more back to overrated now that people are going full Hbomberguy over the latest installment. The Stories games were always disappointing, two filler titles that were made console-exclusive in order to pettily get back at the discovery of Hot Coffee, something that was entirely R*'s fault.

>>15653460

>>15663666 (waste of trips)

And here we have the regular retards who, 14 years after its release to the day might I add still can't understand the fact that San Andreas was a satire.


838eb6  No.15664364

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15629330

>Donald Love will never be president in GTA6

Why even live?


a45ba2  No.15664425

>>15660930

That was underwhelming.


a45ba2  No.15664428

>>15663534

>1980s

>shitty

Was New York really that bad compared to the rest of the country?


59eb20  No.15664481

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>In the age of Trump

As if the next presidential cycle is going to be any better or less hyperbolic. Cooler heads are not going to prevail, and ideologues are not just going to drop their crusades and embrace each other. This country moves from moral panic to moral panic like it's a goddamned fashion show, and the internet has just added fuel to the fire by allowing everybody to retreat into their own little perceptual bubble where they don't have to learn to get along - and everybody can be offended at everything on a global scale and at the speed of light.

It's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better, if it's even possible to get better at this point.


460ea1  No.15664487

>>15664428

Death Wish and Escape from N.Y. weren't exactly written in some overly specific vacuum.


59eb20  No.15664561

File: 9bb72ac4c36f8f2⋯.jpg (502.17 KB, 1000x666, 500:333, 334322.jpg)

>>15664428

>Was New York really that bad compared to the rest of the country?

New York was a shithole. Worse than modern day Chicago, but not quite as bad as Detroit. Well, maybe worse than Detroit - but they still had money so not absolutely everything went to complete shit. Homeless everywhere, open-air drug markets, murders and robberies in broad daylight and nobody gave a shit.

Just in the time Giuliani was in office, robbery went down by almost 70%, Aggravated Assault down by 30%, Murders down over 60% - and even today it's a lot better than it was in the early 2000's.


a45ba2  No.15664567

>>15664561

Wonder what the white population of NY was in the 80s compared to other cities like Miami.


ee35cc  No.15664599

File: f8e8d2a7b44e490⋯.jpg (144.69 KB, 1440x810, 16:9, 6aaa7f393d215a763d836adf2d….jpg)

>>15629508

> Not many people can make a fun game when their limited to using hell's angels or greasers as their main protagonist.

Sure you can.

Greasers are cool. So are Biker gangs.

You can also go the Mafia 2 route.


a45ba2  No.15664619

File: 80b611f87d2c8a2⋯.jpg (192.17 KB, 800x800, 1:1, grahambw-copy-800x800.jpg)

Say what you want about V but it really took the piss out of the left and didnt really spend a lot of time attacking the right. I think people are taking Dan's words the wrong way. He would probably make Trump into a corrupt but likeable over the top satirical character like Avery Carrington.


f04282  No.15664660

File: 8bbb7915c497d1d⋯.gif (352.29 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1483240753711.gif)

>>15664619

it's just more training wheels natsocs and /leftypol/ falseflaggers perennially pointing and hissing at everyone that isn't them because they're bitter and socially unfulfilled. it would do you guys we;; if you took yourselves out of the chan hall of mirrors, sometimes i worry about you. this antagonism is exactly the kind of nonpartisan autism that makes it impossible to write the kind of satire GTA6 ought to be.


460ea1  No.15664669

>>15664619

We aren't falling for this shit Dan.


0607cd  No.15664768

>>15664481

I can't help think shit might kick off after the midterms tbh, shit seems to be at the boiling point and in all honestly it won't matter who will win it, I think violence will happen because of it.


6e2ea1  No.15664842

>>15664768

I don't see that. Don't fall for Soros staged riots and their alt-right counter parts, they have no bearing on how people really feel. It will just be libs getting mass blackpilled.


a45ba2  No.15664871

>>15664842

Getting mass blackpilled and then turning cars over.

Maybe the cops will get sick of it though and say mayor be damned in certain commie cities. The chiefs are all corrupt commie bastards though, so I dont think any of the cops will risk their job to kill a couple antifags.


36d78b  No.15664899

File: abf1ca8d5d968d1⋯.webm (4.04 MB, 854x480, 427:240, GTA6 trailer.webm)


2234af  No.15664956

>>15629330

>sharkcard

>copyright music jewery

fuck rockstar and fuck open world games.


59eb20  No.15665148

File: 084ac53fb7218c0⋯.jpg (46.3 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Mvc-SOTA1.jpg)

>>15664768

I'm waiting for the migrant caravan to get here. Shit could turn sidewise with a fucking quickness, and I wouldn't put it past the Dems and Pozgressives to egg on a conflict - throwing those fuckers into a shooting gallery to try and score political points.


684579  No.15665153

>>15629477

I don't get it, it's the same deal with the writers of South Park.

>juvenile humor, violence, theft, drugs, and sexual references make for a funny show or entertaining game

<but Trump is a meanie-head poopy-pants!


ee4ccc  No.15665335

>>15630257

>But how will that game be any different than Mafia?

Mafia wasn't a game, it was a "drive around and watch cutscenes" simulator


ee4ccc  No.15665342

>>15664428

>Was New York really that bad compared to the rest of the country?

You can still find videos on YouTube of what it was like to ride public transportation in New York. It was fucking terrible.


56d809  No.15665748

>>15664842

>Mass blackpilled

They might quadruple down still.

http://archive.is/lqcfm

Brazil for example just elected a guy that praised the country's past dictatorship, hates fags, and wants to exile/jail his political commie opponents. Game devs there won't get with the program and drop their nonsense even after that. Course, it is Brazil-different country and he might turn out to be an even bigger shabbos goy than Trump.


6955dd  No.15671275

File: 24c04f7f5b08418⋯.png (26.83 KB, 650x700, 13:14, cockstar.png)

In 2008 I despaired at how I lived to see GTA became hipster with GTA4.

But this, I don't even have a word for what they turned the franchise into with GTA5. What the fuck were they thinking?


000000  No.15671669

>>15629330

Leftists are not people and it is ok to kill them all simply for existing.


a0739c  No.15671686

File: b5555dfc4ee2f8b⋯.jpg (285.65 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 1467833830720.jpg)

>>15664481

Nerds standing in the middle will get ran over. Ideologues, Zealots, and those willing to do harm are those who change history ultimately.

All I can say is, keep you powder dry, your vidya backed up, and enjoy the show.


9ca492  No.15671896

>>15630413

All posts count towards the bump limit sage just stops the post in question from bumping the thread back to page I.


6230e4  No.15677679

>>15645537

Care to explain?


e3b4b5  No.15683028

File: e6d4a51fe2d6aee⋯.webm (9.12 MB, 640x360, 16:9, gta iv final interview.webm)


98f8ca  No.15684169

>>15629829

for a bunch of fags who scream muh ekwaliteh all the goddamn time, they certainly are not helping their own case by always being elitists

>>15631687

Trevor was always redditors personified, aka their idea of how a """badass""" GTA character would act and think like, and the power fantasies associated with it. It's ironic that he's basically a Canadian redneck, thus proving the point that these redditors are tone deaf world view wise.

>>15632093

How can one include a graphic torture scene in a game and make it a pussy "social commentary" message against muh guantanamo etc is beyond me, especially when your in-game avatars were the ones doing the torturing, giddily in fact

>>15653751

My takeaway from that image was that the elites who run society and its shady dealings actually have no clear ideology at all, other than keeping themselves at the top and everyone else polarized, thus being unable to mount a coordinated effort to resist the elites' influence. It could explain why a lot of jews and jew tier goys appear to always invest on both sides in any given clusterfuck.

>>15665153

one of the creators stated "i hate conservatives but i fucking hate liberals" which pretty much sums up their political stance, aka the edgy "look at me, i'm different!" liberal hipstard.


295a20  No.15693453

>>15630422

Crimea is Ukrainian.


a689de  No.15698995

Trey Parker said literally same shit in excuse of South Park last seasons ending up a pile of garbage they are.


a689de  No.15698997

>>15693453

пшол нах хохол


4c4510  No.15699029

File: 053fcbdecc40af1⋯.jpeg (51.91 KB, 640x524, 160:131, MovaInternet.jpeg)

>>15693453

das rite.

we wuz


7cd3d6  No.15699057

>>15629538

Unfortunately they'll still find a way to force niggers into it and ruin the whole thing like with Mafia 3


f3ae07  No.15704521

>releases RDR2 anyway


3b1078  No.15704596

>>15663340

The last one on 360/ps3 was set in 1914.


60f88e  No.15704599

dup btfo


49db11  No.15704601

>>15699029

What's that say, I don't speak cyka


b5b1f8  No.15705654

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>This is the same people who used to make good shit like vid related only 10 years ago.


f16584  No.15714698

>>15705654

None of the devs from them are still around.


f16584  No.15714699


295a20  No.15718224

>>15704521

But it has feminism so it's good.

>>15699029

>>15698997

Fuck off white niggers.


877c31  No.15719174

File: e3fbd2b9dbe160e⋯.jpg (934.73 KB, 1133x1700, 1133:1700, 1504977882247.jpg)

>>15629330

2008-2013, only a 5 year gap between GTA4 and GTA5. And now they want to wait 12 years, until 2025, to release GTA6?


9901d2  No.15724283

>>15653785

The way leftism has just exploded with absolute insanity within just a short few years is really the most weird cultural change I've ever witnessed. I never saw anything change that fast and that radically. If you'd tell people 10 years ago about what is happening today, they would call you crazy and rightfully so.


3ba540  No.15725719

>>15660341

The VAs are shit, the woman is so obviously speaking with a voice from today and the protagonist sounds like a fake-gruff South Park character.


460ea1  No.15725723

>>15724283

No, it really was already bad 10 years ago and people were constantly warning you it would get worse.


642b0e  No.15725928

>>15671275

>not cuckstar games

you had one job


4282d7  No.15725933

I hate rockstar "humor" so much. It's just shitty caricatures who sounds like bad american talkshow hosts.


e25a90  No.15725955

File: 7a4796121185cc2⋯.jpg (78.89 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1392759402084.jpg)

>>15646003

Great movie too, very enjoyable despite the nigger being a bit of a gary stu.

The crash is greatly depicted in the movie aswell which made me think the car was a prop, lmao.

That makes it 10x better like mad max and the damage they did on the desert they shot on.


dd2457  No.15729217

>>15725933

It's tarintino writing.


4c4510  No.15729749

>>15704601

>% of yandex (Slav google that actually works, best for reverse image search of manga crops) search queries in Ukrainian language per region, darker = more often


23d0a5  No.15730581

>>15719174

It's dead jim. Get over it, GTAonline and that kike Zelnick killed it.

I'm looking forward to the return of the politically incorrect fun it was with this:

https://youtu.be/mZ462F1-yuc


5d2ce2  No.15732683

>>15664428

New York is the perfect definition of a concrete jungle and everyone there is a subhuman animal regardless of race, watch Kids and it's the perfect capture of what the big apple is really like.


4ae8f6  No.15732754

File: 9e636e1a421542d⋯.jpg (571.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, the-saboteur.jpg)

File: ce9bc05df6c720a⋯.jpg (326.74 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, saboteur05.jpg)

>>15629538

You would enjoy "the Saboteur"


80b33a  No.15732770

File: c7733b2cd8f023f⋯.png (1.68 MB, 1182x1284, 197:214, c7733b2cd8f023fb48e566b60d….png)

>>15732768

>suit-and-tie wearing conservatives paranoid that "Those damn red commies!" are behind everything

A-anon…I….


3f6ddf  No.15732777

>>15732768

>no one would get offended

Oh anon, my sweet summer child. If only you knew.


80b33a  No.15732782

>>15732772

I find it funny because there will be "THEM DAMN TANKIES!" and then normalfags will look out the window and pause for a second.


3f6ddf  No.15732789

File: 423b0a6767847bc⋯.webm (1.64 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Black_Lagoon_-_Robertas_B….webm)

>>15732784

It's a common expression in the American South. Fuck if tumblr doesn't attach its cancer to everything though.


3f6ddf  No.15732804

File: 6e9e5a2f66c87d5⋯.jpg (761.49 KB, 2054x1646, 1027:823, brown girls 3.jpg)

>>15732799

Damn, I hear it often in Louisiana with a tiny nigger population in the next town over.


9b2598  No.15732862

>>15629330

was obama why they kept putting niggers in the game? christ rockstar is racist.


ef66ec  No.15733221

Behold the fate of the overly politically correct.


b94d31  No.15733336

>>15732754

>make gta in the 1920s before modern politics please

>you would enjoy this game set in the 40s about killing nazis

Moron.


c71aba  No.15733799

>>15732754

The gameplay of the saboteur was really clunky.


59ee61  No.15733835

File: 66e0abcbdaa78c9⋯.png (733.86 KB, 1200x758, 600:379, serveimage(3).png)

File: 138a77f6114a976⋯.gif (133.03 KB, 200x147, 200:147, serveimage.gif)

File: 9ed625c74c9e09b⋯.png (799.76 KB, 1200x671, 1200:671, serveimage(4).png)

>>15732804

Saved, reposting every time I see a dark-skin edit of Sanus or tan Cirno.


f071a2  No.15739396

>>15732754

The fuck is this? Why haven't I heard of it before.


724305  No.15745724

>>15733835

Cute, but a pure white shantae just doesn't sit well with me. She's supposed to be middle-eastern. It's pretty hard to avoid getting at least somewhat of a tan, even for nobility.


36d78b  No.15745728

File: c56981c030f7994⋯.png (85.06 KB, 629x454, 629:454, night of the rope.png)

>>15745716


a0739c  No.15745820

File: fe6cd99501b2ad2⋯.png (374.51 KB, 480x650, 48:65, 1474346451488.png)

>>15745728

>Night of the rope


751691  No.15745868

>>15745820

I might be crazy but I think what is trying to do here is make you think of the night of broken glass or the night of long knives

though perhaps that might be giving him too much credit


4857ac  No.15745879

>>15745728

>huge numbers

When will they realize it will be all of them an not just some attack but full scale war?


6504b2  No.15750937

>>15663534

no actually its fucking not at all, NYC was a giagantic soulless hipterfag shell already GTA4 is bizarro land NYC that looks like guiliani era but has post 9/11 cops everywhere without any allusion that 9/11 had actually happened anywhere, there hasnt been graffiti on a subway since forever and east european immigrants raising hell in lillte odessa is the most 90s NYC shit to have ever alluded to

>>15664561

guiliani had nothing to do with that, 70s and 80s NYC was so broke they couldnt afford to empty public trashcans more than once a month for over a decade and public restrooms being closed for over 35 years, when the city managed to get its shit together in the late 80s (not becuase of some jew) getting rid of mismanagement and corruption spanning from before even robert wagner that had that gotten so bad that cops were selling drugs and committing burglaries for drug runners, the city had been slowly reforming all throughout the 1980s, and up to tompkins square park, the king atop shithole hill that was the lower east side was cleaned up in 1988, thats 5 years before giuliani


58621c  No.15751236

>>15745728

>Night of the rope


f071a2  No.15760628

>>15745728

>this persecution complex

>night of the rope


b82f98  No.15760703


d3b1f1  No.15760796

>better bump one of my cuckstar threads again


3a379a  No.15760830


dd2457  No.15761124

>>15733835

There's nothing wrong with brown 2D girls.


c748a2  No.15761299

Feeling the need to satirize current events is some South Park tier laziness. Try writing something original. Hell, stop trying to make an interactive movie, and make a good game. GTA didn't become popular because of its stories. Make the missions less formulaic and more fun. Stop rehashing the same gameplay and make some real improvements and new mechanics. Add gore, building destruction, skateboarding, I don't know. Who am I kidding though, Rockstar is beyond repair and GTA 6 will likely be full of Watch Dogs 2 tier faggot shit, with little to no gameplay improvements.


dd2457  No.15762947

>>15761299

It's easy to do satire of current events though.




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