698076 No.15578236
I know a guy that RP's as a serial killer in some smallscale, relatively unknown permadeath pvp mmo. Like he has a MO and traps in intermediate players by luring them somewhere, killing them a specific way and on the server hes known as 'the slicer'. I asked why he didn't just PK as usual and he says 'they need something reliable out in the wilderness to fear beyond organised chaos'.
Outside the game he is the most chill dude. I wonder if its some outlet or something. Or one day i'll be on tv going 'we always wondered about his collection of little shoes or something'.
Whats the strangest thing someone you know does in videogames?
615b94 No.15578291
>>15578236
>smallscale, relatively unknown permadeath pvp mmo
So what game is it?
449eeb No.15578324
>not being that guy
>not conditioning /v/ with years of specific shitposting in eg klonoa and splatoon threads
c9de43 No.15578336
Honestly he sounds cool. He's creating fucking lore and urban legends within a digital space. I fucking love folklore and legends and shit like that though, so even he's a creeper the fact he's making them himself is A+ in my book.
Not sure how long he can keep it going since "dead" players can still communicate with live ones outside the actual game.
081b93 No.15578339
>>15578336
Reminds me of the Survivor in Fallout New Vegas. I hope this friend of OP's does well.
c04788 No.15578348
We're all that guy because we do something anyone would find strange in video games.
698076 No.15578360
>>15578291
All i know is its some medival low fantasy permadeath game. I prefer rts and shooters so its not my thing.
>>15578336
Apparently there was a mob that tried to find him like an old town posse but he got the leaders one by one over a week and the rest quit in fear of being next.
my theory is he plays some cute waifish girl or something thats a black widow tier killer.
297e41 No.15578456
>>15578291
>So what game is it?
from a little bit of jewgling, all i've found that could fit OP's description is either gloria victis or ultima online
otherwise it sounds like a singleplayer game
024c38 No.15578546
>>15578456
Life is Fuedal?
ddcd0f No.15578632
>>15578546
Was going to say this as well. Fits the story perfectly. Shame the game failed, I was hoping it would become a successor to Wurm Online.
5a0505 No.15578687
>>15578236
Oh man. I have one.
>playing hidden: source way back in the day
>community is super small
>only about 4 servers
>maybe 35 players that cycle through those servers
>there's this one motherfucker
>always super good at playing the killer
>he gets on mic
>dude roleplays as sad patrick from spongebob, upset that he has to kill his friends
>always sounds so sad when he kills someone
>"heyyy buddy…"
>hear that, and you know you're about to get your shit wrecked
I can't hear Patrick without involuntarily tensing up each time now.
698076 No.15578784
>>15578687
Protoform GREGOR
297e41 No.15578859
>>15578546
oh yeah, i suppose that would make sense, i never played any of them so i really have no idea tbh
450bae No.15579594
>>15578236
I understand. Retards are no longer killed or allowed to die. There is no selective pressure against them, there are too many ways for them to retreat and insulate themselves from reality. He follows them to their hiding places and instills in them terror and despair, crushes them so they either crumble or self-actualize and overcome themselves. He is giving them the kindness of glory or death that modernity has denied them.
a1d121 No.15581635
>>15578236
Honestly that's really fucking cool. I am curious what game it is, although it probably is on the way of being dead, which is a shame.
Still the idea of some dude playing a cute girl character doubled as a serial killer is absolutely amazing. It's only a shame that I haven't played anything recently that could give that type of freedom.
a21c15 No.15581655
>>15578236
That guy sounds fun, I'd like to RP as someone trying to hunt them down.
a604c8 No.15581681
>>15578236
The closest I ever got to being one of those types was getting stuck in a high level zone and some players from Alliance watching me wondering what the fuck I'm doing on the shoreline.
9a460e No.15581841
There was two guys in Age of Wushu years ago back on one of the NA servers that where the bounty hunter kings. It was pretty much always those two fuckers getting people. Didn't matter where you went, where you hid, you'd go outside of a safezone to get some food or maybe check a vendor and bam some asshole beggar would sumoplex your ass into the ground and lock you down for some tangman to ultimate swallow the wale stab your ass to jail. To my knowledge half the server hated them half tolerated them. My one interaction with them was watching two guilds go at it and seeing these huge ass bounties going up by both sides to try and lock up people and gain an edge, suddenly those two go diving in and cleaned up not giving a damn about being outnumbered and hostile to both sides. Hilarious to watch..
Dunno whatever happened to them but I know the Beggar became the Sect leader for awhile.
Outside of that, Cmdr Tony Curtis of Elite: Dangerous, the premiere stream sniper who always ask's "Are you in Open?" Before showing up for a kill.
a8fad1 No.15581906
My dad is one weird motherfucker, he puts mom's name on absolutely fucking everything he can, be it his playable character, party member, car, weapon, mecha, score, team name etc he does the same shit irl with his car and his gun, whenever i ask him why he just says he loves the name and to be fair, it IS a cute name but i bet it's something else, mom is still alive by the way and is 15 years younger than him to boot so my best guess is that i had a stillborn sister with that name sophie and this is how he coped, it makes a bit of sense considering he built the house and we have two spare rooms, one for guests but the other is just bare.
21001a No.15581926
>>15581906
Your sister was going to have the same name as her mother?
a8fad1 No.15581952
cb8199 No.15582005
>>15581906
I hope you hug your father from time to time
69eda5 No.15582113
>>15581906
Or he just really loves her. Some of the most common passwords are a loved one's name. Honestly, if that's the weirdest thing he does, you lucked out.
931581 No.15582179
>>15581906
>marrying someone 15 years younger then you
your dad is a pedo and thats ok
5fc8e7 No.15582204
>>15578236
>'we always wondered about his collection of little shoes
Does he have a collection of little shoes?
4d34a2 No.15582424
>team-based 6v6 PvP matches
>there is one guy that is occasionally arrives to play
>for whatever reason he wears Halloween armour all year-round and RPs as a pumpkin, giving random people quizzes to solve for a prize
>it's fairly cringe-worthy but for whatever reason nobody really calls him out on it, probably just as autistic
>match starts
>since the game doesn't sort by level or gear in PvP, we get unlucky to have six overlevelled players on the enemy team and a bunch of shitty ones on ours
>he is on ours
>he has lower level and worse gear than any one of the guys on the other team
>all hope is lost
>we get crushed immediately to 1v6 in less than a minute
>fag manages to somehow deal with shit on his own
>opposing team starts dropping one-by-one despite half of the team ganging up on him at all times
>he uses glitches to move around (which anyone can do, yet he seems to have mastered) to actively chase anyone that starts running away to heal/revive and pulverises them before they can escape
>eventually he takes out the last one as everyone else just cheers him on
>some retard that RPs as a vegetable managed to defeat unbeatable odds through the sheer power of autism alone
>apparently this is perfectly normal and everyone just accepts it
9ea1ee No.15582801
>Use to always play trouble in terrorist town with proto-soyim
>Eventually got bored of winning so I just started fucking with people
>It started out by just doing dumb shit people do while waiting for the traitor to do something, then twisting it so the other person ends up dying
>Would quote shit that no one else understood the reference to when I was about to shoot a dude
<Ranch?
<or Cool Ranch?
>TTT copied a mechanic from the Hidden where you could hang bodies up, usually to hide them
>Eventually just started abusing this mechanic by hiding bodies in plain site either by one of the legs upside down, on the walls with all limbs pinned in an X fashion, etc
>Would sometimes throw a body out the window infront of a group of people with it hung by windowsill
>Created rooms with like 4-5 bodies hung up just to scare the shit out of the last innocent players, sometimes they would shoot one of the bodies and think they killed me
5377ca No.15583218
>>15581906
We live in a world where having happy parents who actually love each other is so strange that their kids are bewildered and post about it on the internet.
9eee8b No.15583347
Don't know anyone IRL, but there was a guy on this one game who would RP as an Amerindian chieftain who managed to establish dominance over one of the server's main playerbase, who he called squatters. He had everyone that he could find out in the wilderness pay tribute, or else he would singlehandedly raid the place. I recall encountering the guy, and because I was really early on in the game and had no money, all I could do was give him crucifixes and spinning tops that I had manufactured en masse. Suffice it to say, this wasn't good enough. He managed to capture me at some point and tossed me in a wooden pen in his "village".
29f61d No.15583357
>>15583218
>each other
Not necessarily, we only know that Anon's dad loves Anon's mom.
5346b3 No.15583382
>>15583357
This statement made me both chuckle and weep simultaneously
d76507 No.15583434
>>15578236
>Several engineer friends
>The work on jet fighter engine conceptions, computer engineering stuff and other fields I just can't grab
>Find Asscreed hard
I still don't get it
d76507 No.15583441
>>15583382
Imagine the day she cheats on him and he gets to know
a21c15 No.15583590
>>15583441
Ouch, well someone has to take the mantle from Brendan.
e3c53e No.15585173
>>15584880
>old friend is into punk
>yeah fuck the man, fellow middle class citizen
>hop into his car semi recently
>it's some offshoot of punk playing at the usual, "I don't want to take care of my ears volume" but this time with this repetitive same two sounds playing the whole song
>wait, is this Ska?
>it is
>it's basically white guys singing about middle class woes and girls with Ska in the background
>same guy who was all about pre-ordering games, unironically enjoying the big bang theory, doctor who, etc
If I had to place a face to the soulless golem irl NPCs ideal, he'd be there first and foremost.
cc9b50 No.15585198
>>15578687
Oh man haven't played that game in forever, do people still do it?
e3c53e No.15585217
>>15585199
Don't be autistic, I've posted here >>15581635 too
e2293e No.15585226
If you have anyone that you can even call an acquaintance, you don't belong on this board and should fuck off.
e3c53e No.15585238
>>15585219
I posted that from a different place. That's all there is to it. Just a shame I don't know any people personally who can actually make RP games interesting beyond the /v/ group in Wurm
b58c54 No.15585244
I'm 99% sure one of my friends used to masturbate when we played video games with attractive female characters back in high school. He would start doing retarded things like walking into walls and off of cliffs, I would look over and he would have one hand on the controller and one in his pants, moving it around in a way that resembled playing air hockey. I would then look away and awkwardly pretend I didn't notice anything.
047491 No.15585246
There was this dude on WoW a few years back who would go to the church area in Stormwind and call for a Crusade whenever the horde did anything significant on the server.
The dude had a shit ton of lines and was ready to throw down with other roleplayers that tried to insult him.
5a0505 No.15585459
>>15585198
I peeked back there about a year and a half ago, and there was only one server left with four people; but those four people have been playing so much, that they know where the glimmer is, so all of the suspense is gone.
It's probably ded gaem. unless we do a hidden: source /v/ night
6a00f2 No.15585668
>>15584880
>>15585173
>>15585199
>>15585217
>>15585219
>>15585226
>>15585238
>>15585283
>>15585381
What the fuck does this have to do with this thread? Fuck off.
250171 No.15585770
>>15585668
>mass quoting
Kill yourself.
af19c1 No.15585877
>When you become That Guy
>When you enter an area and immediately become recognized not because you are some random eceleb that was arbitrarily selected by some streaming site's algorithm, but because your behavior is so infamous
250171 No.15585881
>>15585877 (checked)
Yeah, that's me.
af19c1 No.15585893
>>15585881
You more strike me as this kind of person
250171 No.15585901
>>15585893
Gas the kikes race war now.
af19c1 No.15585904
>>15585901
I mean if that granulates your sugars, whatever man.
250171 No.15585907
>>15585904
It activates my almonds, and it activates the lost art of white people fucking hating all of their enemies.
a2f941 No.15585917
>>15585228
im just not cut out for hosting servers or adminbus, plus google hosting jewed my asshole after they said id get a couple months free.
250171 No.15585923
af19c1 No.15585931
>>15585917
>Using google for hosting
>ever
465d74 No.15585937
>>15581841
That sounds badass. Why cant more games use player bounty systems? SWG did it awespmely as well
250171 No.15585943
>>15585937
The jews are responsible for all the world's wars.
7820d8 No.15585965
In Misuterii High I briefly got shit by exploiting the fact that Kyubey is invisible to normal people and you are intended to not be able to interact with normal people in your Kyubey formbut you can still inject syringes full of drugs into people. There is a drug called Super Regenerator where if you inject it you heal ~20%, but after 3 injections of it you get sick instead and lose ~20%. This meant that Kyubey could hog a stack of these syringes and just kill people randomly without them fighting back.
250171 No.15585972
>>15585965
Did you know that the Anti-Defamation League was invented by jews to get a pedophile rapist named Leo Frank off of his legal issues? He blamed it on a nigger, but all the based white people hung him alive because jews are fucking disgusting rapist subhumans.
250171 No.15586015
>>15586012
Is the fact that our entire legal system was based on a pedophile rapist jew mean anything to you?
c3d262 No.15586048
>>15586015
>Is the fact that our entire legal system was based on a pedophile rapist jew mean anything to you?
source? I believe you but I want to read more about it.
250171 No.15586051
>>15586048
Listen to Myth of the 20th Century on JewTube.
bdb816 No.15587939
>>15585907
>White people
>Nip cartoon
88e9ec No.15596708
cb8f54 No.15597276
>>15578360
Ask your friend OP, then get back to us and tell us.
cb8f54 No.15597286
418d2a No.15597432
>>15585917
Google will fuck you like that. I was using adwords to advertise for a while, and they sent me some promotion for a free $200 worth of ads if you spent $200 in a certain period. Well I did spend the money, got the code or whatever, and used the extra $200 of ads. Then they turned around and tried to charge me for $398 (very carefully stopped before the $400 mark because I couldn't afford that at the time) and they sent my shit to collections when I refused to pay, even after talking to their support. Bastards. Never using that shit again. Should have known better than to trust jewgle anyway, but it is what it is.
418d2a No.15597450
>>15597432
Also the collections agency emailed me later about my "debt" but I sent them a pissed off email telling them the story and they never responded, but they did drop the debt so it worked out. Fuck jewgle.
sage for doublepost
16212f No.15597635
>>15581952
>>15581926
If a girl has the same name as her mother, what term is used instead of Junior?
ac33e1 No.15597694
>Friend got along well with a guy at a smash tournament (already a bad sign)
>The guy invited him to join his discord server
>He does the next day
>There's dozens of people in the server, but no one else is ever active and only the guy posts
>He talks to himself for hours, almost exclusively about his fetish
>He's a furry
>My friend tries not to engage too much but passively lets the guy talk
>Eventually the guy privately sends him an invite to his secret porn server
>The only people in it are him and my friend
>There are thousands of posts
>The guy has posted thousands of pictures of furry porn in a server that only he has access to
>He posts "Welcome to the Hall of Orgasm"
He cut off contact after that.
d9ff73 No.15597757
One dude who I played some pirates, vikings and knights with back in the day.
He only played pirates and did the accent and everything Its really fun when someone roleplays in a game like that and tries to lead people.
Its so great when everyone thinks its fun and obeys his orders and some even start playing along with the act.
7d0f27 No.15597784
>>15597276
>>15578360
this I'm rather interested as well
42371b No.15598010
>>15597694
I thought there may be a way to redeem that furry and save his soul but hes too far gone now.
Theres only one solution left to that problem now
f63ad7 No.15599060