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File: 87b76c463288bb2⋯.jpg (20.15 KB, 447x739, 447:739, NXnHirE.jpg)

4caaf8  No.15559715

Did you enjoy playing as a nigger in GTA SA?

ea5fd5  No.15559722

I avoided the game entirely because of the niggers.


f4dc4b  No.15559735

This game really helps you understand the thinking of a nigger gang. The childlish naive idealism connected with General stupidity of a low IQ idiots that create their own problems by fighting for idiotic "ideals" like "Street honor". Also is Perfect in depicting how a multi-cultural shithole looks like. I'm in the country right now, Tenpenny did nothing wrong, he is completely right about CJ and his friends being fucking dumbasses and they deserve everything they get.


a3902f  No.15559748

>>15559735

CJ did nothing wrong. It's his brother who cared about the stupid shit like "street honor". Carl was busy with getting rich.


f4dc4b  No.15559764

>>15559748

Yet he went with it anyways because he was too much of a pussy to say no to his retarded ideas . He should have told him to stop this shit for the good of himself and his brother.


a3902f  No.15559768

>>15559764

Yeah but I doubt Sweet would listen. The only way to keep this nigger from killing himself on a street was to make streets safer, which is what Carl basically did.


e95a6e  No.15559771

>>15559715

I have no problem playing as any character of any race or any creed.


57438f  No.15559776

>>15559771

t. /leftypol/


fc803b  No.15559778

File: 57dbbe13ce21cee⋯.jpg (24.02 KB, 283x404, 283:404, 1.jpg)

Did I enjoy puppeting a nigger to kill other niggers? Yes, yes I did.


5ac35f  No.15559783

If you play GTA SA then you're literally fantasizing about being black. How does it feel to hate your own race?


0076b7  No.15559789

>>15559783

Is that irony or are you being serious?


e95a6e  No.15559790

>>15559776

t. /pol/


a3902f  No.15559799

>>15559771

This, to be honest.

I didn't even hear the word "racism" being used outside of comedy until American leftist became so vocal about it.


fc803b  No.15559809

>>15559783

>when your thread doesn't go the way you want it to


dfbc6e  No.15559810

>>15559771

The problem isn't being able to play niggers. Hell, GTA:SA is one of the best games to play as a nigger in, it faithfully recreates the problem between basketball americans and the rule of law. The problem is not being able to play as europeans in an european country were foreigners are treated with distrust and sluts are vilified for being an investment gone wrong to their family, a plaything for the temptation of men, and for cursing their children to a life of poverty and dishonor.

We need a game in which you play as the propaganda wing of the government. You'd vilify moral debauchery for the future of the children of the nation, cultivate patriotism and investigate the actions and records of foreigners to keep the state from being manipulated from within.


a59da7  No.15559818

>>15559715

CJ's not a nigger, he's one of the most upstanding citizens to ever grace the Grove. He's one of the only realest motherfuckers enough to do good shit for himself and the people he cares about, and that's the farthest thing from a nigger one can be.


a3902f  No.15559820

>>15559810

>We need a game in which you play as the propaganda wing of the government. You'd vilify moral debauchery for the future of the children of the nation, cultivate patriotism and investigate the actions and records of foreigners to keep the state from being manipulated from within.

Such a game can't be made in this industry. Indies is your only hope.


e95a6e  No.15559821

File: 6229505b42d84d5⋯.jpg (251.69 KB, 1200x904, 150:113, soy.jpg)

>>15559810

The problem is the game isn't FUN

We need a game in which the GAMEPLAY is FUN


f4dc4b  No.15559827

>>15559821

San Andreas is really fun through.


d46556  No.15559829

File: 701c178b470bd7f⋯.png (408.32 KB, 750x421, 750:421, ^1A6C761DEC7FD1B385841BCF0….png)

The same way I can play as a white man doing white thing, playing and elf doing degenerate thing, playing a necromancer doing skele thing, play a robot doing /clang/ things, the same way I can play NCR doing socialist thing, the same way I can play a slav and do radiation things, I can play a nigger doing nigger things.


d46556  No.15559835

>>15559821

>thos yellow teeth

>those black spots(dont know what it is called in bongistany)

>that colouring of the flesh under the tongue

>white tongue

I think this guy is sick and not just in a soy induced way.


80242a  No.15559839

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15559810

This, if GTA SA was made today it'd be shot down instantly for the fact that it faithfully shows nigger ghettoes circa 1992. Hell I enjoyed all sorts of subtle and non subtle humorous racism in this game.


000000  No.15559852

>>15559776

Stop making everything about politics you fucking retard.


f4dc4b  No.15559853

>>15559768

By also being part of The problem, killing People, engaging in gang wars, killing innocents, robbing people, breaking into government and generally causing bad shit to happen. The only thing that he Has going for him is that The alternatives are worse. Trying to make GTA protag into anti Heroes doesn't work that well with what The games are centered around and The sandbox mode being a big part of the game


828f6d  No.15559857

I'd muxh rather play as a cute girl.


f4dc4b  No.15559872

>>15559857

You can with mods


dda7eb  No.15559875

epic bait


5ac35f  No.15559893

>>15559829

>>15559857

>play as a cute girl doing cute girl things

What kind of game would it be?


000000  No.15559895

>>15559810

>The problem is not being able to play as europeans in an european country were foreigners are treated with distrust and sluts are vilified for being an investment gone wrong to their family, a plaything for the temptation of men, and for cursing their children to a life of poverty and dishonor.

Where's the gameplay?

You're doing the same mistake Gone Home and similar do, you're forgetting what games are for: ther're for playing, not for listening to the dev's political rants.

Gang wars offer a lot of gamplay hooks, and that gameplay is what makes GTA good.

>We need a game in which you play as the propaganda wing of the government.

Papers please is good and pretty close.


f4dc4b  No.15559902

>>15559810

>We need a game in which you play as the propaganda wing of the government.

Orwell, more of invigilation, than propaganda, but it also sucks Dick.


14642e  No.15559922

File: 516d51c26b46997⋯.png (704.51 KB, 500x1667, 500:1667, ClipboardImage.png)

That old comic is pretty accurate. I wish there were more games where I could play a boy in tha hood.


0839c2  No.15559928

File: a0826f9c8c0a5a1⋯.png (227.93 KB, 600x399, 200:133, 22366363_2000023013619562_….png)

>>15559715

Yeah. CJs alright.

Trevor though, just sucks. 90% of his dialogue is autistic screeching & he's just there to dump filler on.


f4dc4b  No.15559942

>>15559928

Big smoke is honestly The most likeable chqaracter.


163293  No.15559957

>>15559821

What the fuck is going on with under his tongue?


b6b938  No.15559976

I always found it to be off-putting. Which is too bad because San Andreas is the only 3D GTA that isn't complete shit.


000000  No.15559984

>>15559902

Speaking of Orwell, it's a shame it got so close to being a good game but then failed miserably.

It goes from "stuff is actually happening out there and timing your intel right will make the difference" to "click on highlighted words until the next cutscene triggers".


82211d  No.15559987

Never had a problem with CJ, he's a cool guy and San Andreas is one of my fav games of all time and depicts the nigger culture very accurately.


1a30cd  No.15559995

CJ wasn't enough of a nigger to be realistic, if within 5 minutes of the game starting he OD'd on crack or got justifiably gunned down by a cop then perhaps I could have believed his characterization.


4c91ed  No.15559999

>>15559715

I had fun making him fat and out of shape so he got diabetes and died faster


4c91ed  No.15560000


4c91ed  No.15560003

>>15560000 (checked)

Nice I got dubs!


e91b90  No.15560004

File: 60097101d70fa58⋯.jpg (85.7 KB, 500x500, 1:1, check these.jpg)


e91b90  No.15560010

>>15560003

shut the fuck up you god damn queer.


163293  No.15560011

File: 9c940114ed268f8⋯.jpg (117.24 KB, 346x419, 346:419, ac496505c09abbc6d929515d91….jpg)


4c91ed  No.15560019


a898ce  No.15560021

>>15559984

This, alongside with the story being incredibly boring and not that well developed.


000000  No.15560022

>>15560000

>>15559999

>>15560011

Why can't I hold all these repeating digits


d7c2c9  No.15560029

File: 46574948637c913⋯.jpg (601.3 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, gtasa28.jpg)

File: 996598ddc979278⋯.jpg (476.92 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, gtasa47.jpg)


14642e  No.15560035

File: 22fab862960d869⋯.jpg (16.4 KB, 458x451, 458:451, 22fab862960d869bdfc88ac83f….jpg)


09f727  No.15560238

>>15559853

That's why Tommy Vercetti is GTA's best protagonist. Vice City was the point where the protagonist was developed enough to have a personality but wasn't developed to the point where the personality was anything other than being a complete sociopath.


4c9ff6  No.15560404

You are a nigger doing nigger things so it makes sense.


6202e1  No.15560414

File: 254fcc7ed7f7e5a⋯.jpeg (50 KB, 453x600, 151:200, a38c345f026fed730cad1ca45….jpeg)

I first played SA when I was in my adolescence - an age where I didn't really care about race as much as I do now - so playing as a nigger didn't even bother me, in fact I never even took into account the fact he was black.


484ee4  No.15560419

For me, GTA SA was one of those games where I just play because of the gameplay itself and I tend to ignore CJ being black. Besides if you really hate niggers and don't want to play CJ but like playing the game, just get a skin changer you dumbfuck.


8d73ef  No.15560434

Eh, I thought it was okay. Not my favorite GTA, but really it's not a fair challenge to pick one. Being black was somewhat overshadowed by Trying to find Bigfoot, and mothman, and all the other shit in 200something


73524c  No.15560580


08f52b  No.15560589

>>15559810

>We need a game in which you play as the propaganda wing of the government. You'd vilify moral debauchery for the future of the children of the nation, cultivate patriotism and investigate the actions and records of foreigners to keep the state from being manipulated from within.

that's not actually a bad idea, someone meme it tbh


b450cf  No.15560614

I don't care CJ was a nigger. He's a fucking beta bitch boy which infuriated me to no end when I played SA. Tommy Vercetti didn't take shit from anybody. Claude was a stone cold killa too. It's just CJ who's a bitch ass nigga.


b2d38f  No.15560615

File: b7d0eb623a21f3b⋯.jpg (87.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, nep nep.jpg)

>>15559715

TFW I modded all the niggers out and replaced them with Nep.


8f0564  No.15560623

>>15560414

Exactly this. I enjoyed SA because of the stat system. Can't remember disliking the game at any point because of being too many niggers, or playing as one. It all seemed accurate.

it still is


49c43e  No.15560633

>>15560615

Fuck you made me remember playing as konata and modding all niggas you could recruit to her 3 friends. It was fun as fuck walking on the street and hearing them talk in niggerspeak with perfect accents


4b6da3  No.15560644

>>15559715

As a matter of fact, I did.


dae246  No.15560822

>>15559764

>Yet he went with it anyways because otherwise there would be no plot

fixed


ab8910  No.15561111

File: 9b5a86283f35835⋯.swf (408.39 KB, The Republia Times.swf)

>>15559810

>We need a game in which you play as the propaganda wing of the government

reminded me of this


07391b  No.15561145

File: 2fb20e410548382⋯.png (626.35 KB, 831x468, 277:156, autobalance.png)

Yes, since it has niggers playing niggers instead of niggers playing Whites like every other vidya/movie.


e5a2f2  No.15561151

File: 6913f5b163a5207⋯.jpg (92.96 KB, 630x630, 1:1, grove.jpg)

Yeah. It was interesting. San Andreas didn't sugarcoat any of the idiotic bullshit that keeps gangbanging wasters like Sweet locked in a vicious cycle of ego and violence. CJ was struggling to do right by his family but also escape from all of the degenerates dragging him down.


f9cd18  No.15561157

File: a30e70d16b64b9b⋯.jpg (120.06 KB, 720x719, 720:719, african warfare.jpg)

I actually did.

I have no problem playing as anything that isnt like me at all as long as the game is fun.


828f84  No.15561207

Why would playing a nigger bother me? The biggest problem with SA is that its not niggerish enough, not enough material to really get you into the role.


afca3b  No.15561230

>>15559810

I wonder if it's possible using modern AI techniques to make a very simple "person" that reads laws/articles/books/whatever, interprets them, and reacts to them based on their particular balance of traits

that way you could simulate an entire society as you manipulate it culturally and issue edicts that you write yourself

you'd wind up with Dwarf Fortress on steroids


01eb0a  No.15561238

File: bfae71a1ddbd3c7⋯.webm (131.85 KB, 896x640, 7:5, CJ boomer.webm)

Yes


02b405  No.15561247

>>15561207

The only people I've ever seen get bothered by playing as a nigger are leftists.


d4017a  No.15561255

>>15559810

How about using your own propaganda to hit niggers in their dumb stupid skull and making them want to be a better man instead?


9c0fa5  No.15561257

>>15559715

The game's portrayal of niggers is very in line with 8chan. So much so that I doubt they'd make a game like this again nowadays. Portraying niggers as gangsters and criminals would be wacist. But this board should universally love it. So I don't know why you made this thread.


de0b4f  No.15561464

File: d4fe8cee4338e7f⋯.jpg (106.44 KB, 1897x641, 1897:641, Newfaggotry.JPG)

What a quality thread

/v/ is a quality board


8feaf7  No.15561471

>>15561464

>A board catering to the lowest common denominator interests has people from said shitholes post low quality threads/post mixed in with the halfway decent ones

Not really surprising.


f74614  No.15561500

File: db82698a622f8b8⋯.webm (1.39 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, SecondSafeAustraliansheld….webm)

>>15559715

Yes, it was fun. Better than your gay ass gta iv


7c802c  No.15561655

File: cc02ff053832ecd⋯.jpg (214.44 KB, 500x1667, 500:1667, 762d.jpg)

Yes it was the best in the series.


db2b81  No.15561666

>>15559722

That's what I did tbh.


4b84af  No.15561688

File: 14eeade93328e24⋯.jpg (60.78 KB, 614x601, 614:601, 14eeade93328e24dc51218ba29….jpg)

>>15559715

Exceedingly so. Gave the spook a mr T cut, learned muh martial art kicks. Had a snazzy outfit. Drove souped up notsan fran garage cars when I wasn't flying in my notharrier. Liberally applied dick to any hot coffee compatible bitch around. The works.

>>15561655

Vice City was better.


7c802c  No.15561705

>>15561688

Vice city was ok, it wasn't as good

Even the music is better in gta:sa


4b84af  No.15561724

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15561705

Honestly, the music in 3 was best. Tommy though? Better scarface experience then the actual scarface game.


e05459  No.15561767

>>15561705

CJ was so anemic as a protagonist though, especially since the only nigger thing about him was how stupid he was. Tommy is probably the best GTA lead, and arguably the guy from Chinatown Wars, since his personality works with the gameplay, unlike Niko or CJ that whine about muh morality in the cutscenes and act like amoral monsters during gameplay.


484ee4  No.15564581

Does anyone here NOT play this game just because there's a nig protag? Like JUST because of that?


3dc57e  No.15564644

File: 421ff3d477c352f⋯.jpg (79.57 KB, 800x600, 4:3, dave thomas.jpg)

No I didn't


85e6b4  No.15564688

File: e1bf798669935db⋯.gif (1.7 MB, 396x304, 99:76, 1529857122382.gif)


e41e3e  No.15564697

>>15559748

>CJ did nothing wrong

He was born wrong.


816560  No.15564700

>Implying I've ever actually played a GTA game and not just immediately download a 100% savegame so I can drive around and do everything without having to play through the gay ass shit story


3dc57e  No.15564705

>>15564700

You're not as cool as you think you are.


000000  No.15564712

>>15561247

Did you manage to not read this thread at all?

>>15561230

>a very simple "person"

or

>reads laws/articles/books/whatever, interprets them, and reacts to them based on their particular balance of traits

pick one, and only one.

You can fake something similar by coding in a point system for books and stuff, with each book having points in various categories to describe some traits of its content, and then have the AI pick a kind of reaction (disapproval, approval, indifference…) by comparing the scores on the book with their own.

It would be a lot of work, it would be fragile, it would be prone to inconsistent or even nonsensical outcomes, it would not even get close to a real society, but that's as close as you can get outside of science fiction.

>>15561257

>So I don't know why you made this thread.

Circlejerking, OP is a fag as always.


a3b183  No.15564800

>>15560029

Got a link for that skin?


3dc57e  No.15564814

>>15559857

>>15559893

>>15560029

kys

not every thread needs you people.


c3dcd5  No.15564826

>>15559829

too soon, anon


1e47c0  No.15564833

>>15559715

No I didn't so I just installed a mod to replace the nigger cj model with one of the white npc models of my choosing.


1c77b2  No.15564837

>>15559715

No but I now understand their cause better.


3a52ed  No.15564873

File: 135661c17ec89a1⋯.webm (1.51 MB, 450x360, 5:4, Scarface.webm)

>>15561724

>Better scarface experience then the actual scarface game.

Not really


79e85f  No.15564901

>>15559715

REMINDER THAT THESE REDDITORS ARE WELCOMED BY THE SITE OWNERSHIP.


4c1538  No.15565206

>>15564814

Kill yourself


160a12  No.15565258

Yes, the game emulates the style of gangsta movies extremely well, and the rap stations are icing on the cake. If you don't enjoy immersing yourself in nigga culture for a while, you're probably a soulless /pol/ack retard.


4c1538  No.15565264

>>15565258

Kill yourself


cf2c0c  No.15565473

>>15565206

>>15565264

After you 56er.


6ac78f  No.15565505

File: d98ccc5400af32c⋯.jpg (27.91 KB, 544x388, 136:97, 1328345667245.jpg)


cd8b16  No.15565522

>>15560029

gib mod link


2e4ca9  No.15565542

>>15559715

I don't play sandbox games because I'm not a failed NPC casualfag.


37cc89  No.15565613

>>15559715

The only way to play GTA:SA is with Real Nigga Roll Call blasting in the background while you reach for some grape soda and fried chicken becuz nigga I iz hangry namean?


30c9ae  No.15565619

File: 2124045cf00a6ff⋯.jpg (41.21 KB, 639x479, 639:479, c16c27585621850ffb5bc299c0….jpg)

>>15559715

cj is the best gta character

i honeslty dont care if he is black i use skin mods to turn him white :^)


828f84  No.15565648

>>15565645

I like Hitler, but I'm not a racist. I just like a guy with some Go in him, y'kno?


79e85f  No.15565649

>>15565645

Zero effort. Kill yourself.


e0a711  No.15565654

>>15565645

I just want the freedom to call anons like you a nigger on the internet. I'm not asking for much here.


c12784  No.15565658

>>15565655

this but unironically


05ad1e  No.15565662

File: b0b44a500eec59b⋯.png (380.01 KB, 600x389, 600:389, cats-dogs-hitler.png)

>>15565648

>some Go in

>some Goyim

Was that on purpose?


85e6b4  No.15565663

File: 75600f3be710b62⋯.jpg (6.89 KB, 276x183, 92:61, 1529087837896.jpg)

>>15565655


e0a711  No.15565664

>>15565655

Please leave


3dc57e  No.15565668

>>15565655

>>15565658

lol gay


e88e7e  No.15565671

File: ea90a1151b7d9ef⋯.jpg (75.09 KB, 537x534, 179:178, ea90a1151b7d9ef2dc422d10f4….jpg)

>>15565645

>WITTY WW II E II

I don't know what you're trying to say here anon


1fab19  No.15565678

File: 702f4816ae93d78⋯.jpg (92.46 KB, 912x1024, 57:64, 702f4816ae93d78a90bc3eab1b….jpg)

>>15565655


37b2eb  No.15565699

File: dfe7b605f1238cf⋯.jpg (104.34 KB, 871x1028, 871:1028, 150734042353.jpg)

>>15561500

>Laser gun

>Recoil


fa4277  No.15565702

File: 7047c6af14d59b3⋯.jpg (132.29 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, cr.jpg)

>>15565655

>""We"" went from one of the most liberal sites in the world

You should go back.


2162cb  No.15565711

File: 274f7e013f7cadc⋯.jpeg (100.64 KB, 900x740, 45:37, 1528712236.jpeg)

>>15565655

>I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking nazis.

Should have stopped here and it would have been 10/10 bait.


e88e7e  No.15565722

>>15565699

If a light so dense that it could burn a hole through a man were shot from a rifle that light, then surely the rifle would be pushed back from the sheer energy being pushed in that direction


fa4277  No.15565727

>>15565699

Each and every action has an equal and opposite reaction. You tard.


35d1d2  No.15565728

The real problem of the game was of the bloated features that didn't contribute at all to the game. I think the only thing that stuck was to not die in water. I'd play Vice City over SA because that seemed more focused and has a better soundtrack.


e75577  No.15565735

>>15560822

>if cj stopped listening to sweet for the last 6-8 missions of the game there would be no plot

idiot


ab0a1d  No.15565738

>>15559857

I always though playing as a girl in games where you have a choice is either gay, or incredibly distracting, since there is a perfect ass on your screen at all times


79e85f  No.15565739


ab0a1d  No.15565742

>>15565722

photons have no mass


37b2eb  No.15565746

File: c12b97e69f212ee⋯.jpg (106.65 KB, 800x596, 200:149, 1h9u9LY.jpg)

>>15565727

>>15565722

Holy fuck. I hope you are really baiting because if that's not the case you deserve to be punched to death by some strong sunlight.


6cf616  No.15565747

>>15564901

make them feel unwelcome, then.


6ac78f  No.15565748

>mods deleting wrongthink

literal naziboard


a5875b  No.15565809

File: 3f028e3f70f1a6c⋯.png (170.98 KB, 479x479, 1:1, 1304376955947.png)

>implying people enjoy playing GTA


befe64  No.15565817

>>15565809

I enjoyed Saints Row 2, San Andreas, IV and V


79e85f  No.15565830

>>15565748

>being wrong

>expecting your shit to stay up

lol fag

>nazi

8chan is founded on /pol/ principles.


657dfb  No.15565840

YOU LIKE MY ASSHOLE: ALWAYS HOLDIN' UP SHIT


05ad1e  No.15565887

>>15565817

Is V better than IV? I gave up on GTA on IV because it took the shit story too seriously.


72aa45  No.15565892

>>15559722

same

never downloaded it.

fuck niggers and fuck niggerised shit


546e10  No.15565914

File: 3f86f595395a58f⋯.gif (1.82 MB, 200x200, 1:1, f7d7dd099dfcb7fadf370a3f77….gif)

>>15559715

No, I enjoyed playing as Tommy Vercetti, whom had spent too much time in the ghettos of Los Angeles and developed quite the nigger accent. :^)


befe64  No.15566017

>>15565887

Yes, but it still has its own flaws.


1a2797  No.15566049

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>>15559771

This (kind of), I don't have a problem with it aslong as they don't take the Left's approach and make it seem like:

>AYY YO THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD RESPECT BLACK PEOPLE N SHIEEEET

>AREN'T GANG WARS COOL N SHIEEEET?

GTA:SA didn't shill any of that shit, if anything they demonized it, your fucking mother's funeral is just a tiny little hole in the middle of fuck off nowhere, which immediately gets interrupted by a drive-by nearly killing you. I'm all up for gang stories every now and then, kind of disappointed they didn't take that approach with Franklin in GTA 5.

Hell you could have me play a game where you play as some mudslime warrior during the crusades, aslong as they didn't shill me shit like Islam being a "relgion of peace", then I wouldn't care. And if the game is fun of course.

>>15559857

>>15560615


85e6b4  No.15566140

File: 1456f924ef94817⋯.gif (321.75 KB, 500x375, 4:3, download.gif)

>>15565892

V is like skyrim, you'll enjoy the first hour or so but then realise how shallow and soulless it is


0a879d  No.15566156

Huh, the only nigger I've played as is the Mike Tyson from Street Fighter 2. It's good character design that complements the rest of the cast, and there's something about charge characters I like.


c70eb6  No.15566709

File: d1cf15b777fc44d⋯.jpg (96.98 KB, 679x510, 679:510, guts theft auto.jpg)

>>15559857

>not wanting to play as a manly man like guts

>>>/cuteboys/


cd8b16  No.15566725

>>15566709

>wanting to be the guy who gets cucked by rape horse

>not putting in the super punch code and recording a lets play where you saitama the shit out of everyone


ce32b4  No.15566735

>>15559715

Nigger or not, the game was very fun.


c70eb6  No.15566744

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>>15566725

<wanting to be the guy who gets cucked by rape horse

He didnt get cucked by the rape horse, he got cucked by his best friend griffith.

<not putting in the super punch code and recording a lets play where you saitama the shit out of everyone

If you can dream it, then you can meme it.


cd8b16  No.15566805

>>15566744

a one punch kill cheat is actually part of the vanilla game


ef5587  No.15567101

File: daf50c35bf39dc2⋯.jpg (10.7 KB, 320x272, 20:17, DUBSMAN.jpg)

>>15559722 (checked)

Same here. I stuck with Vice City instead of this niggerfest.


b9caac  No.15567157

GTA:SA was fine as the niggers are mostly realistic, not like in modern games where they're CEO scientists with multiple math PhDs.


bba2ae  No.15567228

File: c1f0b674dc14acb⋯.jpg (30.79 KB, 273x182, 3:2, interesting.jpg)

Imagine being such a weak-willed brainlet, that you literally fear and hate the idea of playing a game like SA.


7c802c  No.15567237

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GTA:SA Graphics mod


c70eb6  No.15567244

>>15567228

GTA:SA was the most fun I've had playing a GTA game, period.

Mod the game so that you're white, do anything to make it better for you, I just want more anons to play the game.

Its REALLY damn good and they are missing out on it for a retarded reason.


7c802c  No.15567245

>>15565722

No because the mass from light is super light isn't like a bullet.

the reason a gun has recoil is because there is a huge explosion of air passing through the gun. a does the light from the sun force you to the ground?


7c802c  No.15567249

>>15565742

This is false, photons have mass but it's not enough to actually cause recoil.


c70eb6  No.15567260

>>15567237

Anon, that lens flare is fucking cancer.


e65045  No.15567263

File: ab78b7afd8277eb⋯.png (71.02 KB, 500x503, 500:503, ab78b7afd8277eb687fe73346f….png)

>>15567228

>brainlet

>plz no "fear and hate" digital blacks


7c802c  No.15567276

>>15567263

nigger fuck off and just play the game why are you such a faggot?

the people who are usually the extremes like you are usually closet cucks or homos.


7c802c  No.15567279

>>15567260

I didn't say it was good, the streets look flooded all the time.


19d7a4  No.15567283

yes, I hated it at first but then I loved CJ


e65045  No.15567288

>>15567276

Nice retard horseshoe theory, but I have played and enjoyed SA. I agree with >>15561145 and >>15567157.

Doesn't mean I like cuckchanners or unironic diversity posters.


a9e614  No.15567291

File: 0d08c5487b35be8⋯.png (65.36 KB, 500x522, 250:261, 00c0f4be4106fb366d370ce2f8….png)

>>15565722

The reaction would be the heat you fool.


816560  No.15567340

>>15564705

Yeah, playing a shitty game makes you so much cooler right?


ed154a  No.15567342

>>15559722

Vice city>SA for that reason alone.


19d7a4  No.15567345

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>>15559942

They're both 10/10s


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f10e23  No.15567414

I feel no need to virtue signal to myself, so I just enjoyed the game. Helps that SA is actually fun to play and doesn't try to shove politics down your throat.

>>15559893

It would be extremely cute

>>15559942

I wish he had more presence in the later parts of the game.


57438f  No.15567426

>>15559835

>black spots

They look like silver teeth fillings


1f469c  No.15567525

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>>15565840

We're never getting this kind of degenerate Richard Pryor/early-Eddie murphy-esque humor again


50867e  No.15567527

I think GTA games are universally shit, so no, I did not.


e8aa5f  No.15567614

>>15565699

Depends on the power output of the laser and on how long the laser is active. Lasers also rapidly heat and expand air, strong enough lasers could literally cause explosions.


b76711  No.15567683

File: a793ce53a8f085a⋯.jpg (82.13 KB, 300x300, 1:1, red-shirt-002-300x300.jpg)

naught rly tbh


2d4bc9  No.15567701

>>15559893

I've always wanted an anime GTA

basically Saints Row 3 or 4 but with more weebshit

Demons, ninjas, robots, big tiddy anime girls, K-pop, over the top melee combat, the power of friendship, mechas, basically every anime trope shoved into a nihilistic sandbox

And you could be a cute girl while doing it


7c802c  No.15567720

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>>15567342

CJ had unique lines based on his body stats.

vice city was ok but it's nowhere near as good as SA


2d4bc9  No.15567722

>>15565722

>>15565727

>>15565739

>>15565742

>>15565746

>>15567245

>>15567249

>Unironically being this autistic about a directed energy weapon being called a laser meaning it must shoot photons and not high speed farts of ionized gas which would have recoil

Gordon Freeman is disappointed in you all.


777acb  No.15568364

definitely. that and the damn whole n.w.a posse & story made me throw up. the game itself would have been good, controls were a bit fucky on oc though. no flying a plane without a controller and infinite time and other shit megatrainer.

still had it's moments, but nothing beats vice city.


074e6d  No.15568416

File: c3ad9ff1223c32c⋯.gif (345.62 KB, 250x200, 5:4, Vo19S32.gif)

File: 4a412f0fd9e1fee⋯.jpg (397.01 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 198709-gta-sa-2014-07-23-1….jpg)

File: b43317817615ebd⋯.jpg (144.41 KB, 1024x558, 512:279, 49532-1344938959-gallery55.jpg)

File: 578460f7c4573a5⋯.jpg (313.51 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, 186424-gta-sa-2014-05-20-2….jpg)

File: 53e3c573ccff09b⋯.png (2.25 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault (7).png)

>>15559715

I always hacked it so I could play as other fun characters, tbh, cj was a buster and nobody liked his dumb ass. poor fags that only had a ps2 were forced to play as a sad ineffective nog. (even the OG xbox version has way better options).


d4017a  No.15568452

File: 1fc3155c520db2b⋯.png (84.46 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15568416

>second pic

Are there any mods that allow me to play as Johnny Hitler?


e7a5eb  No.15568475

I wouldn't say I enjoyed it, I rather just didn't care.


074e6d  No.15568541

>>15568452

You probably could make one yourself, as the facial textures are super easy to modify in that game


f40502  No.15568557

File: f5bb38cca02d788⋯.mp4 (10.3 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Repeating Digits Anthem.mp4)


e22a93  No.15568594

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>>15565887

IV is better.


b32099  No.15568764

File: 77197184b1a0c02⋯.png (3.85 MB, 1920x9576, 80:399, habbening.png)

>>15559715

>>15559722

>>15559735

>>15559783

>>15559976

>>15565892

>There are this many USI-afflicted people on /v/ autistic enough to not recognize satire when they see it

This game was scripted, developed and worked on by greased Scotsmen making a Hollywood-esque facsimile of their intended culture. When Franklin's character started yelling out "nigger" every fifth word, leftist rags went apeshit since his lines were not written by black men. Reminder that San Andreas is the same game where you break into the in-universe equivalent of Area 51 in order to steal a fucking jetpack that you probably cheated in 1000 times before you reached Las Venturas.

Anyway, Vice City was essentially every Mafia movie from Godfather to Casino injected with a healthy amount of Scarface. The same can be said for San Andreas. It had no political motives. Most of the side characters you befriend are whites. Most of the characters you kill are niggers and spics, either through gang violence or plot. The mafia only rear their heads in for two missions.


b32099  No.15568804

File: 888ccb49517ea59⋯.jpg (149.03 KB, 1100x619, 1100:619, Vanillaworks.jpg)

>>15567244 (checked)

Remember anon, you're on a board where a good chunk of the userbase thinks permanently ignoring an entire hemisphere's worth of gaming culture thanks to a few thousand aposematic harpies and weak-willed soyboys is a perfectly reasonable stance to take. It'll be really funny to watch the meltdown of this mindset once the Jewlympics gets there in ~18 months and formally introduces Cultural Marxism to the country.

>>15567340

No, but it does show one's willingness to rise up to a challenge, no matter the perceived value of said challenge, rather than escape it and retreat directly into hedonism. I'm going to guess you were born sometime around 2000, when you were taught during your whole childhood that "everyone was a winner".

Incidentally, we did have a thread about what SJWs' next move was; game's where you could skip the game entirely and just watch. Perhaps you'd like to join them?

>>15561724

There wasn't enough music though. Flashback FM was basically half the Scarface soundtrack album. After hearing "Push it to the Limit" 3 times it got tiring fast.

Thankfully the radio files for III are just .mp3s, so you can expand and/or replace them with whatever you want. One of the first things I did was put back in the tracks that got cut from the PS2 and beta releases.

Just wish there were more lines for the announcers though.

>>15565887

>>15566017

V is half a game out of the box. Much like other sandbox games such as the aforementioned San Andreas and Minecraft, the other half you have to assemble and arrange yourself. If you own the Steam versions of these games, then you have even less than half. But that's besides the point.

If you want the full experience from V, then you're going to want to:

>Immediately download OpenIV and start circumventing the SP Online content blocks so you can do shit like spawn Online-only vehicles and be able to listen to LSUR

>Install a graphics mod, since what's in the original game is nice but bottlenecked

>Replace the vehicle physics with something that drives much nicer and rewarding than the default physics

>Install Enhanced Melee Combat, Realism Dispatch Enhanced and World of Variety to vastly improve most other gameplay experiences

>And unless you really want to drive real cars, then install IVPack and VanillaWorks to fuel basically every fictional petrolhead urge you might have

Even just by doing these 5 things, V goes from a 5 at most to an easy 8/10 game. Any way in which you can directly say 'fuck you' to the people who continue to persecute us for Hot Coffee is an improvement.


5b7111  No.15568808

>>15568764

>that cap

Oh fuck, I remember someone raging on /pol/ months later how they bought a fuckton of tunas but all of those were close to expiring and now they had to eat them all.

I miss happening threads.


657dfb  No.15568845

>>15567720

>fatCJ and swoleCJ having 10+-minutes worth of unique dialogue

I miss effort.


851559  No.15568864

>>15559715

yeah, i pretty much liked gta sa overall.


851559  No.15569001

>>15560029

i hope she keeps CJ's voice lines


9214ee  No.15569013

Yeah because he acted like one, they didn't try to make him all deep and philosophical, he was just a violent criminal. A good one, at that.


cd8b16  No.15569048

>>15568764

Franklin and lamars VOs have the majority of the improvised dialogue outside of the random pedestrians


9214ee  No.15569055

>>15561111 (checked)

Cool game too.


4437d4  No.15569067

>>15568764

>leftist rags went apeshit since his lines were not written by black men

They fucking loved this game when it came out, they praised the fact that the black guy was a main character and that the cops were corrupt assholes.

>It had no political motives

Sure it didn't, Moishe.


a00501  No.15569073

>>15569067

The big bad was a nigger and a nigger cop


e56483  No.15569120

File: 8c8ed2710f4798b⋯.gif (454.03 KB, 200x317, 200:317, dubs dance.gif)


09a7b3  No.15569140

>>15559715

yes. it made the game make more sense.


c88c0b  No.15569251

>>15559722

But it's even more fun when you're racist. Then the tone of the game shifts to comedy


7563f0  No.15569344

>>15559893

>>15559857

Long Live the Queen? Best I got.


5fa571  No.15579765


f2ae77  No.15584979

>>15559722

I doubt you're even old enough to have been around when it came out.




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