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>for there's nothing else left to do

My tears haven't dried up yet anon. I can still cry

Anyone who thinks people can only identify with characters that are just like them has no right calling himself a creative type.

>>15507318

Free thine ass from the butthurt and ye shall be set free

Also

>that obvious propaganda of "average joe mcnormalson can accomplish something even though he's in dead end job and feels like failure" made to keep population docile and happy

I have to ask genuinely, do they think people dont see that shit? Do they think it just flies over people's heads?

>>15507304

Andershit forgot to mention that his washed-up whore of a wife is playing a lead role, because she's "talented"

Are you ready for him to be shown how to survive by a strong mixed race female hunter who don't need no man?

>>15507329

It does because lemmings are fucking stupid

>>15507329

Beta protag Isekai isnt propaganda. Its literally just an author self-insert. Calm down /pol/

>>15507304

>MH movie

But why?

>>15507889

Hollywood has run out of ideas. They're looking to anime and video games to get their ideas from now.

>>15507304

Every single product of entertainment made by the west is jewish propaganda, and thus, will always be shit.

Never expect anything good when they announce that western studios will work on something.

>>15507887

It is leftist propaganda, impotent leftist. Go back to being beaten on the streets.

I have some hope that it will inspire artists to draw some new MH porn, but with a western team/audience I can only expect gay furry shit to be spawned from it instead of humans plowing some girl monster pussy.

>>15507912

Isekai is not a western concept and is in no way related to left wing ideology.

>>15507912

Are you physically incapable of enjoying anything or are you just this braindead? if you want good entertainment stick to anything indie, they'll make stuff for them, their fans and for fun rather than money

>>15507913

Well the most of the MH porn is of humans plowing the actual/feral monsters. I'm not a furry I promise

>>15507963

That's what I meant. Feral monster pussy is the good stuff. Monster girls are fine too, but I can get that anywhere.

>>15507912

hi huenigger

>>15507333

That might be true tripsman but it doesn't make real life less shit

>>15507961

You mean doujin. Indie means hipster now.

>>15507304

This text screams Ready Player One

this sounds like a bad 90's movie already.

I hate the whole "Big ol' monsters come the the modern world and fuk shit up" because these faggots might as well state "We have no idea how powerful modern weaponry is". At least with Godzilla, Pacific Rim, or EDF they're all not supposed to be taken seriously so these complains to be moot.

Why is every single movie becoming "normal average Joe falls into a fantasy world"? For any video game other than Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, it's lazy and out of place.

>western isekai

On a scale from 1 to 10, how badly do you think they'll fuck it up?

>>15508346

Vidya and isekai movies are fucked up by default, so 10.

>adaptation of japanese IP

>they make protagonist american

every why time

>>15507329

All they have to do is buy Crapcom's latest shit game

>>15507325

You probably didn’t reconfig the controller

We knew this months ago.

>their life's a failure, it's going nowhere,

>like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix

<there are people to whom Neo comes to mind when talking about people leading stagnant, boring lives

>>15507304

What else would you even expect?

>>15508239

Wrong thread?

>>15518234

This, MHGU is the last hurrah before a tide of mediocrity, and if you fell for the MonHun is an online game meme, it's not even that.

>>15508253

It already happened, sage negated.

>>15514066

Neo was a successful hacker working a decent paying IT job. He was also hot as fuck no homo and the OLs probably chased after his dick like niggers after watermelon

Pretty high in the retarded marketing thinking.

>We just released a game for westerners

>Nevermind they played it for a few months and went to something else

>We'll spend millions making a cliche vidya movie that is no different then the others that bomb

At least Capcom will get hurt a little for fucking the franchise.

>>15518234

Agreed. Nature is just running its course now. Let them bury the IP in crap, so something new can grow from its corpse later on.

>>15518746

>At least Capcom will get hurt

This is really the only good thing to come of this.

>isekai

Been around since forever, only faggots who just started paying attention care. What I hate is the "then it all comes back to our world!" nonsense. Just have a guy get his call to adventure, fuck up, git gud, get the girl and take up the mantle of hero. He can return home with newfound confidence, or stay in the other world and drown in bitches. Just dont pull the invasion angle.

>>15518265

> miyazaki is a hypocrite because his generation is responsible for "you docta yet?" parenting, which makes him personally responsible for it, which means his movies suck

Holy fucking shit this is the most absurd set of leaps of logic I have seen in a while. Unironically put a gun in your mouth and eat a bullet you retarded fag.

>>15519756

MC suddenly finds himself in different world. He's an outsider that has to deal with new shit

>>15507337

Everything Paul WS Anderson creates or touches turns to shit including his wife.

>>15519756

異世界 - alternate universe, different world

>>15518234

Such is the power of the "Western Markets Matter" Kool-Aid that Japanese businesses as a whole have been guzzling.

>>15519834

>>15519790

Ah, makes sense. Thank you anons

>>15518841

It worked fine when Dunbine did it to be fair.

>>15507304

>generic isekai made by americans

The west practically invented the genre so it's just coming full circle.

>>15520127

>That monster is huge! How are we gonna take down something like that?

>weapon cocking noises

>We hunt.

>>15519756

>>15519790

>>15519834

what would the /v/ isekai be like?

>>15520182

An average Joe is transported to a strange new world where all the inhabitants barely suppress a constant seething anger and who call him a casual hipster faggot no matter what he does.

>>15507912

>torpedo with a shit opinion

I swear you faggots get TOR just so it's harder for people to trace your shit opinions back to you.

>>15507858

>mh monsters

>in our world

I…

What?

Why?

For what purpose?

FOR WHOM?

WHEN WILL THE PAIN STOP?

>>15508359

i'm not sure if any characters in monster hunter are japanese

>>15520182

This

>>15519123

>which means his movies suck

His films suck because he hasn't made anything original since 1982, and his last good film was Castle in the Sky.

>Monster Hunter Movie

Nigger did you seriously expect it not to be shit.

>>15520261

/v/ is always at it's best when it's also /m/

If this weren't specifically Monster Hunter (just some setting like it) and it weren't being made by/for Americans, it wouldn't really be that bad of a premise. I don't really have a problem with Isekai as a concept, but most anime these days seems to use it as a vessel for slice of life shit rather than doing much with the world. It would of course have to be anime.

>>15507304

I expected shit, and somehow its worse

>>15519839

Wasn't there someone out there whining about killing of non-monster (for lack of a better term, I forgot what people called types like Aptonoth) fauna? Capcom should have kept far away from such people.

>>15507318

Just let go. It's easier.

>>15507956

>isekai isn't a western concept

What the fuck he hasn't seen wizard of OZ the best movie of all time.

>>15518265

Is there more about real japan not the romanticized version most people around here have?

>>15507858

>the second one

is that ad or some movie?

>>15519548

>complete with Dragonator and Mon Hun theme after it's activation

I like it, but all they needed to do was ape an Attenborough documentary with 90 minutes of ecology movies. Inlcuding not-Attenborough commentating on the hunters taking down the monsters and hitting the pub after

But there is diversity?

The important is diversity.

If no trans black german lesbian proud nazi i wont watch at all.

>>15536080

If only.

Honestly a monster hunter movie could work, but you'd have to cut the isekai angle completely. I don't know the genre it'd belong to, but something like Boondock Saints where it's both serious and stupidly over the top. Just a group of asshole hunters making their way up the ranks.

>>15546507

>being a cute girl

>Not being a spider

>>15546533

>Was this made by a woman?

>tons of passive aggression

>beating a strawman instead of addressing the issue

>loli on the body pillow

I'm going to assume a legbeard or her cuck boyfriend made this.

>>15546538

But wouldn't a male at least know the very basics? The only way such ignorance is even possible is if it's bait or a woman's doing.

>>15546540

A legbeard is a female neckbeard.

>>15546544

Now I just find it strange that I've never heard the term "legbeard."

>>15546551

>Phonepost

>Screenshot but no screencap of the conversation

>Cuckchan /co/, of all places

This is anecdotal at best.

Anyways my original assessment is still spot on, and the strawman only hurts your point and makes you look like some tumblr refugee.

>>15546551

>I'm sure there's plenty who completely ignore japan's birth rate situation.

Isn't that an exaggerated claim and only pushed by (((people))) who want Japan to start accepting immigrants en masse?

And, even then, isn't the island populated as fuck, meaning that a slight drop in population would actually be a good thing if for no other reason that to stop suffocating the passengers they tightly squeeze onto every car of the bullet trains?

>>15546645

It's something Japanese boomers are worried about since the taxbase of the younger generation is not enough to support the social welfare the boomers expect.

Isn't it amazing how spoiled every boomer is?

>>15546645

All populations must grow infinitely according to jews, despite finite space and resources. According to them moving a sub human from one place to another is considered "growth". Just ignore all the places with massive population and barely any room to live and most people in poverty.

>>15546756

>Infinite growth

Just a coincidence that they also apply that to making a profit and it is how you get shit like the thread topic happening to try to make more money.

>>15546756

>>15546772

That's cause their debt-based economy will collapse if it isn't constantly growing. An ideal ecosystem would be trying to attain equilibrium, not constant growth.

>>15546727

A lot of people know they'll never amount to anything including yours truly. That's why people lose themselves in entertainment, because their self is worthless. Most people are worthless in fact I'd even go as far as saying 90% of the population is worthless and will never accomplish anything. We're all the results of people having worthless kids because that's just what people do, and we've nothing to show for it. There is nothing to hope for and nothing to strive for, but life goes on. There's no sense in being miserable about it all.

>>15546755

The U.S. has a growing economy, and we still cannot fund all the welfare programs in place for retirees. Although, most of that is more due to the fact that you had politicians using the money deposited into welfare programs as their own personal piggy bank to fund their special programs. However it is bouncing back as the latest generation is pretty much renouncing the very last ideal still remaining from when the industrial revolution took hold a century ago, and it's driving people nuts because they realize that they cannot control them.

>>15546778

>An ideal ecosystem would be trying to attain equilibrium, not constant growth.

Last I heard, that's exactly what Japan is achieving. They're paying down their national debt at an incredible rate.

>>15507304

But you can get the same effect by having a rookie Hunter, in over his head.

>>15519548

Not gonna lie anon, I would watch the hell out of that movie

>>15546533

>>15546551

The birth rate thing is a lie by (((Prime Minister Abe)))

>>15507304

Don't forget that it'll drag in and over glorify the US army because "Swords don't work, but the US ARMY will!"

>>15546533

Japanese stay at home mom holds more net worth value than any multi billion yen corporation for the future of Japan. With less youths, leaves less protégées, which means that successful companies will die and or completely crash and burn because of outsourcing. For the average salary man hoping to make enough that they'll be able to retire and have the community care for them, there'll be no one around when there's no youths.

日本の成功の未来のために、数百万円の企業よりも正味の価値を家庭に残してください。

あなたが子供を持つつもりなら、あなたは無価値です。

若年層の減少に伴い、将来の退職の継承者が減少します。

将来の若者の継承者がなければ、あなたが最終的に死ぬと、あなたのビジネスも変わります。

もっと子供たちにパンダを犯させる

喜んでより多くの子供を抱えている、または未来が強制的に子供を抱えている。

>>15507304

Why the fuck does it have be "boring faggot from the real world fights a rathalos"? Why not just have it set in the colourful monhun universe where the hunters guild discovers some dangerous new dragon or something and they quest to track it down. Just copy the plot of one of the fucking games and it will be better.

This movie looks like it will be pure shit if it get made at all.

>>15546624

I'm a tumblr refugee because I know how to make fun of Mark? And come on, don't pretend that this exact kind of ms-paint strawman macro wasn't all over /pol/ in 2016 and 2017.

>>15546534

>and a firm grip on your Wii™

I fucking hate Nintendo so god damn fucking much and I fucking hate the Wii and WiiU more than anything else that's ever happened in the video game industry. It may have come out on the ass-end of 2006 but that nigger console is still firmly rooted in the 2007 disaster that befell everything you love and hold dear.

>>15546525

>sky high suicide rates

Common in all east asian countries, if western culture wasn't so anti suicide, we'd be doing it too.

>low birth rates

Not an issue

>strict gun control laws

That sucks but you don't really need lots of guns if you don't have any niggers

>low press freedom

Freedom of speech is guaranteed in the constitution and actually practiced, unlike america with its high press freedom to shit on trump.

>Rampant sexual harassment

Did TIME tell you taht?

>overworked labor

How else do you get globally competitive? It sucks, but that's the way of the world

>Mental illness epidemic

Bullshit

>mass distribution of child porn

a non-issue invented in time for the japanese olympics by western femisnts

>>15547230

おいおい

一人で日本語で会話したいなら別のスレに行け

>>15431312

>>>/endchan/librejp

それにしてもな

少子化問題の対策には効果がありそうだって

日本に来る移民がちゃんと処理させられたら何の嫌なことも起こらなそうし

安心しろ

>>15547482

Dude, don't hang around in /pol/ no more, they're just as lame as /leftypol/, just with different boogeymen.

Visit >>>/fascist/ for a real intelligent NatSoc discussion.

>>15507304

>made by americans

dropped

>>15507325

It's pretty pathetic, isn't it? My guess is that they themselves can't identify with anything greater, so they just create pathetic slobs like themselves, just with 1000% more wish fulfillment.

>>15547230

Hence the propaganda.

>>15546525

>lowest AIDs rates in the world

>lowest reported sexual crimes

>separate public transport for women and children

(for example separate train carriages for women or schoolkids only.)

>high suicide rate

US has a higher suicide rate for men and just a few ranks less than Japan for women. South Korea and Russia and Belgium have twice the rate of suicides but I guess that doesn't really matter because it doesn't fit the retarded propaganda from Western journalism. Not to mention the nips have the honorable suicide cultural concept that comes from Bushido.

>animated

and so?

>less press propaganda

Gee that sounds bad.

>>15557781

Tropes aren't bad. People who complain about tropes are stupid. Every good story has a ton of tropes: its about how they are executed.

>>15507329

Ironically, anyone who might fall for it may be incapable of living up to such an idea, while anyone who rejects it might have a far better chance of achieving their goals.

>isekai

Could be saved. Keep muh average Joe, he saves the day, I don't care.

>monsters come to our world

Holy shit nigger, that's retarded. Why not do a fucking God Eater movie, then?

And you know very fucking well that after a parade of faggotry, they'll insert some couple of overweight white guys in camo outfits with thick Southern accents armed to the teeth, and either:

a)their rifles don't work, the bullets bounce off the monsters

b)they pussy out when a monster roars because HURR DURR THOSE AREN'T REAL HUNTERS, says the niggress hunter that don't need a man while winking and nudging to the audience

c)they get arrested because this is a gun-free zone :) , or an underhanded joke of MUH SCHOOL SHOOTERS, because they brought Billy Bob Jr. to hunt as well.

Even my friend who loves MH to bits and is way more tolerant to kike and SJW bullshit doesn't have anything positive to say about MHW. He finished it and dumped it.

>western MH movie

>hire competent CGI dweebs and studio, because what's the point of having real actors when 90% of the shit on screen is CGI and greenscreen anyway?

>faceless protagonists (why the fuck spend money scanning an overpaid actor's likeness if their faces will be obscured or covered in helmets? the cgi dweebs can flex their muscles and actually convey emotion through a helmet, that would be commendable

>pretty much the same plot as the games, the hunters arrive to a place, place needs help, hunter hunt and gather

>have the village speak english or create a made-up language and put subtitles, or don't have subs and have the audience interpret what everyone is trying to convey, don't they love challenges or minions who don't have a clear language?

>hunter grunt, gasp, say short words, do gestures, do silly things and more

>skips over the more menial quests and focuses more on monster hunting, it starts with small-timers and end up hunting colossal monsters or elder dragons

Why can't they do this?

>>15557875

Because the audience they're courting with a film is the same as the one they courted with World, who would have no interest in anything like that.

>>15514066

but… neo isn't a loser living a stagnant boring life?

He is an underground hacker who basically pursues it as a sort of hobby since he feels unfulfilled at his job. He might be a shut in, but he isn't an autist considering that he was the one who approached Trinity in the beginning, even though she was subtly egging him on.

The Matrix isn't even like a movie about "boring dumb desk jockey goes on adventure" its more like "disaffected minor criminal finds out the world is so much more fucked then he realizes, and learns to fight back".

There is a reason why everyone remembers the "red pill/ blue pill" thing, but the only "adventure thing" that really sticks out in the movie (besides the fight scenes) is Neo getting fucking killed by the villain in the end. He comes back, but its less of a "yay adventure!" thing and more like a "we can fight back thing.**

>>15519548

I's watch it. Its generic as fuck, but at least its fun. You set it in a different world and you give it the same old monster hunter feel (rookie goes from zero to hero), and bam, the movie is pretty okay.

>>15527549

Yes, and they have a habit of ruining everything they touch much like most leftists.

>>15557836

>And you know very fucking well that after a parade of faggotry, they'll insert some couple of overweight white guys in camo outfits with thick Southern accents armed to the teeth, and either:

>a)their rifles don't work, the bullets bounce off the monsters

>b)they pussy out when a monster roars because HURR DURR THOSE AREN'T REAL HUNTERS, says the niggress hunter that don't need a man while winking and nudging to the audience

>c)they get arrested because this is a gun-free zone :) , or an underhanded joke of MUH SCHOOL SHOOTERS, because they brought Billy Bob Jr. to hunt as well.

Oh god I can almost guarantee at least one of these things it happening. The question is, will be so bad that it will be meme worthy, or only bad enough to prove why you should never let (((Hollywood))) develop a MH movie?

>>15546523

Spiders are for deading.