b50976 No.15491505
>he hasn't been to the goku dimension
You don't know what you're missing anons
b52918 No.15491523
I BANISH YOU TO THE GOKU DIMENSION
b7b521 No.15491547
70f142 No.15491577
>>15491547
Goku fucked my wife
9fe7fe No.15491614
>>15491547
>>15491577
HE POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS, AND SET A PLAGUE UNTO OUR HOUSES!
9e88dd No.15491616
DBZ is trash and anything accoiciated with it is trash as well.
ea6b12 No.15491618
>>15491601
This is like a Minecraft version of the finger family shit.
b50976 No.15491629
>>15491601
How long have you been collecting these anon?
b7b521 No.15491637
>>15491614
I HEAR HES KILLED PEOPLES KIDS AND FATHERS TOO!!!!
70f142 No.15491639
>>15491629
I just went over to the channel and took a couple screenshots a couple minutes ago.
cdf17d No.15491640
>>15491601
I want to go to the Batman dimension someone take me there
8ca53f No.15491642
>>15491618
>>15491601
Where is the portal to the HITLER dimension?
272c69 No.15491643
>>15491642
In your heart, anon.
and the oven
4465cb No.15491652
>>15491601
What the fuck. What's even in these videos since none of these things exist?
9a2913 No.15491655
>game made for autists has autists making dumb shit.
Imagine a world with no Minecraft.
How do I go to the no Minecraft dimension?
9fe7fe No.15491657
>>15491653
>the boat dimension
/monster/ is behind this, aren't they?
b50976 No.15491660
>>15491653
>boat dimension portal is shaped like a life preserver
Can't help but appreciate this
15fa72 No.15491664
>>15491653
>consistent 1+ million views
I want to kill the parents who let their kids watch this shit. I want to castrate the kids who watch this, too.
8ca53f No.15491668
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15491652
He just cuts to something else after entering the portals, it's pure clickbait obviously.
b50976 No.15491675
>>15491668
Why the fuck is there christmas music in the background
ea6b12 No.15491684
>>15491664
Anon, it’s bots. Bots making content and bots watching it.
Just like the finger family and the Elsa Spider-Man shit.
I’m sure none of these videos has more that one hundred comments.
5edaa9 No.15491685
>How To Make a Portal to the Fucking Killing Yourself Dimension
6cc680 No.15491687
>>15491661
>patriots dimension
b7b521 No.15491688
HOW TO MAKE A PORTAL TO THE NIGGER DIMENSION
900aab No.15491691
>the viewcount on these videos
Is autismcraft finally dead?
e1ed44 No.15491692
>>15491505
>>15491601
>>15491681
>>15491672
>All these clickbait videos.
>Doesn't even bother to make them 10-15 minutes long.
What the hell? If his goal is to make money, why wouldn't he play to the algorithm?
ace27f No.15491693
>>15491653
>>15491601
This shit reminds me of those creepy Elsa games we had threads about years ago. Does anyone else ever look at thumbnails like this and feel a sort of existential dread, like they're witnessing something that couldn't possibly come from an actual human? This stuff is just off, I swear most clickbait these days is being generated automatically via computer.
a98f6b No.15491700
>>15491653
>the IT dimension
Does it reboot your PC?
4465cb No.15491715
>>15491712
An ocean dimension would actually be nice.
9c3774 No.15491720
>>15491684
>finger family
I have on 3 occasions heard someone's child watching those videos while in public, twice on the bus and once in a stop and shop
All three of them were black children, so it could have been the same mother and child
62cf9e No.15491726
>There may be a Minecraft portal to the Smash Bros dimension soon
>Real (NOT CLICKBAIT)
God help us all.
70f142 No.15491727
>I AM QUITTING YOUTUBE
>He makes more portal videos afterwards
b50976 No.15491728
What would a portal to the /v/ dimension look like?
b7b521 No.15491731
>>15491728
A giant pile of shit that is also on fire
c18d7e No.15491735
>>15491690
>Slendytubbies
wtf?
272c69 No.15491736
>>15491713
Is there a Thomas the Tank Engine portal to Battlerite Royale?
e1ed44 No.15491739
>>15491691
The low view videos don't matter. In fact, you could equate them with business overhead, or even experiment results. He uploads several pop culture-themed videos a day, in a shotgun attempt to capitalize on their popularity. Most of them don't make many views at all, but they take almost zero effort, which means that the handful of videos that make upwards of 500K or 1M are well worth it all.
>>15491727
I watched it. As expected, it was just a prank, bro.
>>15491728
The house from the 3AB comic would be appropriate.
8ca53f No.15491759
>>15491725
>>15491740
>>15491681
>Sonic.exe
>Slenderman
>Jeff the Killer
These things are still going?
4465cb No.15491767
>>15491740
>those views
How? How many times can a single person watch these videos and expect something different from the last time? Or is every view on every video a different person watching it? Tha would still be awful anyway. This is the one thread that has completely eroded my faith in the intelligence of the average human. The NPC meme is real.
d9310f No.15491768
>>15491740
Why specifically purple minions?
9c3774 No.15491773
>>15491728
Gamergate/Vivian James Dimension
465394 No.15491777
>>15491768
>>15491740
There are differently colored minions?
70f142 No.15491779
>>15491773
Nice, make that into a video.
4465cb No.15491781
>>15491773
>portal whooshes
Are you deaf, anon?
8ca53f No.15491783
>>15491767
You underestimate the amount of retarded kids who were raised by iPads. They go on youtube and search every buzzword they like then watch whatever shit pops up for hours and hours on end. It's actually kind of sad.
7badb6 No.15491786
>>15491505
I thought this was a meme you guys just made up. Then I searched for the channel. Its fucking real.
8ca53f No.15491791
4465cb No.15491799
>>15491787
>wooden furniture dimension
He's not even trying now.
b50976 No.15491800
>>15491787
>wooden furniture dimension
Now I want to see a floor tile dimension
e1a32e No.15491803
How come FNAF gets 3 dimensions?
9c3774 No.15491804
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15491777
It would seem that the plot of the second movie involved them
>>15491779
No
>>15491781
No, but it helps in finding abandoned mineshafts and the short lived minecraft server from here had changed the subtitles to funny things.
45f38a No.15491820
>>15491787
I wonder, does he have one that can take you to the tile dimension? asking for a friend
d9310f No.15491823
>>15491787
>wooden furniture dimension
70f142 No.15491825
>>15491803
There's like a hundred repeats of other dimensions, I'm skipping A LOT of repeats.
8ca53f No.15491827
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15491800
>>15491799
>>15491823
I had to see this one. He didn't even try.
181738 No.15491828
Looks like he's also into pools and farms
4465cb No.15491829
>>15491783
>these "people" will grow up
>these "people" will vote
>these "people" will be worse than the current SJW generation
01af29 No.15491839
He…Hey does anyone wanna get on Tekkit and play the 1.7.10 pack with me? I want to create a magical soul seeking nuke base
70f142 No.15491845
ENGLAND IS CONFIRMED TO BE A MERE MINECRAFT DIMENSION
The creator of these videos is from england too
b86963 No.15491846
>>15491833
Take me to the dodge dimension
b50976 No.15491849
>>15491828
>tfw no mermaid farm
6597d7 No.15491850
>>15491759
Not that I know of, but they are autistic enough to attract the type of kids who play Minecraft.
7badb6 No.15491851
>>15491828
He posts a lot of mermaid shit. I think he might sexually identify as a fish.
ea6b12 No.15491862
>>15491855
>The Gaara dimension
Is that where Cody Porter went after he died?
4465cb No.15491865
I can feel my brain cells dying.
000000 No.15491868
cdf17d No.15491870
>>15491864
>face reveal
This guy doesn't know what he's tempting. The face of Flax was not meant for mortal human eyes.
6597d7 No.15491872
>>15491845
Does he have a license to make these videos?
70f142 No.15491873
And these are the last portal videos, we can tell this man is real and he's an actual brit, since there are videos in which he's heard speaking, so who knows how this man keeps up with all of this crap.
d2cda2 No.15491874
Stop you niggers. I'm fucking dying of cringe.
181738 No.15491877
Apparently kick the buddy is some mobile Interactive Buddy clone.
6597d7 No.15491883
Even though I know the only kids who still play minecraft are complete assburgers, who the fuck would want to go to any of these retardsd dimensions?
9c3774 No.15491888
This is kind of fun
>>15491825
Theoretically there is a finite number of portals he can make without reusing the same block conflagration right?
70f142 No.15491893
>>15491888
>This is kind of fun
STOP IT YOU MADMAN, YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWERS YOU'RE PLAYING WITH
186197 No.15491896
>>15491735
teletubbies acting like slenderman and you collect custards instead of pages
popular when slenderman was relevant
000000 No.15491902
>>15491783
this, it's why all the videos are specifically about minecraft pocket edition
181738 No.15491904
>>15491893
>he hasn't spent hours browsing autism on deviantart
465394 No.15491905
>>15491827
This type of music pisses me off.
6597d7 No.15491906
>>15491887
Is this some sort of spic meme?
70f142 No.15491909
>>15491906
Some dumb music video for some spic song back in the day, it's now become a meme.
181738 No.15491911
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15491906
Pretty much. It's just some song that has this for a music video. There's videos of normalfags trying to imitate the dance moves and so on
186197 No.15491914
>>15491752
There's even a DAME TU COSITA dimension.
70f142 No.15491917
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
He's installed some mod to the game, and he's pretending he doesn't know about it, truly this man can't fucking act, but he sure uses a lot of classic tricks to get children to watch his crap, just look at how bizarre his editing is.
>At the beginning of the video, a thumbs up emoji flies across the screen for no reason.
70f142 No.15491921
>>15491917
Forgot to archive it, don't click on it, or you'll be giving him views.
6597d7 No.15491923
>>15491909
>>15491911
Why it always the retarded shit that becomes memes now?
8ca53f No.15491924
>>15491917
Nigger don't give him any views, search on invidious
d2cda2 No.15491926
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37e726 No.15491927
>>15491923
Because it is the brains of retards in which they find purchase
465394 No.15491928
>>15491921
>Views
Just looking at the comments I don't discount the possibility of bots.
ace27f No.15491933
>>15491887
What I want to understand is, why specifically Minecraft Pocket Edition, AKA the mobile version? Is it to better target retarded five year olds playing MC on Dad's phone? Is it because there's already a different channel doing this for the PC version?
c9c1cc No.15491934
>>15491906
>>15491911
>>15491909
Interesting fact, you know that chaccaron maccaron song that was a meme like 14 years ago?
Same musician.
181738 No.15491935
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15491921
Invidio doesn't give views right?
>he has a fucking voice
>>15491923
Why do you think?
6597d7 No.15491937
Oh god, the video for Dame Tu Cosita has nearly a billion views, why?
000000 No.15491938
>>15491917
>a thumbs up emoji flies across the screen for no reason.
that's actually mental manipulation to get them to like the video
b50976 No.15491939
>>15491935
Why are there so many british minecraft youtubers?
70f142 No.15491943
>>15491939
Probly all Pakis.
ea95b1 No.15491945
So what about the holocaust dimension?
8ca53f No.15491947
>>15491935
What fucking accent is that? I can't seem to place it.
c9c1cc No.15491950
>>15491939
If I had to guess, probably because technically Minecraft is european.
6597d7 No.15491951
>>15491934
Well, at least that sort of explains why this cosita shit is popular, he probably knows a thing or two about meme magic.
465394 No.15491952
>>15491935
Gee I wonder what that giant thumbs up is for.
>>15491947
Giant faggot.
70f142 No.15491956
>>15491935
His accent seems off sometimes, like he's struggling with English.
e1ed44 No.15491957
As it turns out, making children's entertainment free was a mistake, because when you had to pay for it, the judgement of parents, no matter how stupid the parents were themselves, dictated what their children could consume.
>>15491783
Based on that, I have an alternative idea about what this is. Just like everyone else, children are becoming subject to the MGS2 speech about internet users dividing by identity and staying within stagnant memetic ponds that won't intellectually develop. Adult humans separate themselves by identity, but kids have much less of a defined identity, and are instead largely defined by the fact that they're kids. That, and what's currently popular with other kids.
The less adults interact with their children, the less children are exposed to adult ideas, and therefore spurred on to grow into adults. Parents are meant to protect their children from the world, which means that they're also the ones responsible for gradually exposing them to new things to prevent them from stagnating. If they've stopped doing that, then maybe this is a product of a particular set of children's memetic complex stagnating.
6597d7 No.15491958
>>15491956
You think he’s a foreigner?
181738 No.15491960
>>15491956
Could just as easily be autism
56280e No.15491962
>>15491693
There were those Elsa/ Spider-man videos as well that were made to show kids inappropriate stuff that shouldn't be shown to them. Elsagate as it was known back then.
70f142 No.15491964
>>15491958
I bet he's like a Paki living in England, and he probably hardly speaks English to begin with. Maybe that's why he won't do a face reveal, he wants to pretend he's a white brit, just look at his minecraft skin, this is probably how he sees himself.
>>15491960
>Could just as easily be autism
True.
702297 No.15491969
>>15491767
Maybe the mom or babysitter just plugs one of the videos and leaves the kid in front of the TV while exchanging nudes with Jamal on whatsapp, the up next feature does the rest.
8ca53f No.15491970
Oh… oh god. I looked around a bit, this problem seems like it's not just Flax. It looks like "Portal To _ Dimension" videos are a hot Minecraft video fad now, across many channels.
90754c No.15491972
>>15491934
Chaccaron Maccaron is a 14 year old meme
70f142 No.15491974
>>15491970
>hot Minecraft video fad
272c69 No.15491976
>>15491956
obviously an immigrant who never shook off his original accent
t. filthy immigrant
181738 No.15491977
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>there are people who unironically haven't played autismcraft at 4 am
70f142 No.15491983
>>15491976
>t. filthy immigrant
b50976 No.15491989
>>15491975
>that filename
Good work anon
90754c No.15491993
>>15491957
It doesn't really help that you've got a ton of emotionally broken and manipulative 20-34 year old children fucking with kids where they're at.
Shit wasn't there some 12 year old that tumblr convinced he needed to light himself on fire for gender equality or some stupid shit?
465394 No.15491994
>>15491976
>testecoils
That your video, Anon?
272c69 No.15491999
9c3774 No.15492004
Pedophile Pizzeria Dimension
>>15491956
Probably a telemarketer from India, they teach them accented English hoping that people will just chalk it up the an accent, though Texas accents are the common one last I heard.
70f142 No.15492006
Funny how he is literally giving out instructions on what to do to his subscribers.
7badb6 No.15492012
>>15491974
>Its the return faggot digimon Anon.
The only thing worse than minecraft is fuckers with a gay digimon fetish.
d9310f No.15492014
>>15491975
I really, really, really like this image.
444be7 No.15492018
>>15492006
This is getting very familiar.
>accented English
>giving specific instructions to his viewers.
01d64a No.15492020
>See shitty thread and think it will be deleted
>Now it is almost at 200 replies
What the fuck is going on here?
70f142 No.15492023
>>15492012
>Its the return faggot digimon Anon.
Literally who
>Posting Digimon reaction images is now furfaggotry
6597d7 No.15492024
>>15492014
That's a big plane.
6597d7 No.15492025
>>15492020
Autism is what's going on.
c3226f No.15492029
Watching the videos, it all seems like the same thing.
>spends half the video building a portal frame out of blocks somewhat related to the thing in question
>jumps in and teleports to a map made by someone else (probably not credited)
>fucks around in it while awestruck
Only thing to note is how he draws the videos out, usually to around 7-8 minutes in length, so that they're eligible for ad revenue.
It all comes down to baiting dumb little kids. But it doesn't look like it's been working out too well (only a couple thousand views per video on an account with well over 500k subscribers)
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1cb679 No.15492032
>>15492020
Stop making your brain work on mark's logic. We had deviantart threads before massive rulefaggotry began.
6597d7 No.15492033
>>15492029
The fact that this works at all is bad news.
49d82c No.15492034
>>15491577
Goku tongue my anus.
3bc546 No.15492043
>>15491688
>it's a bunch of watermelons with a cooked chicken thrown into it
5aa522 No.15492045
>>15491905
It's probably made by algorithm, just like the rest of the video.
e1ed44 No.15492064
>>15492045
>It's probably made by algorithm
Music cannot reliably be made algorithmically.
>just like the rest of the video.
Are you sure you know what an algorithm is?
9c3774 No.15492074
>>15492043
>tfw slimes are lagging up my game so hard that I can't throw the cooked chicken
c9c1cc No.15492087
>>15492074
You know you can spawn portal tiles with the console right?, you don't need to make one behind it
01af29 No.15492091
c18d7e No.15492095
>>15491926
How do we get to the LOSS dimension?
6597d7 No.15492098
>>15492095
We're already in the LOSS dimension.
7491ff No.15492105
>>15491786
This has to be automated. Like the fucking creepy flash games "for kids".
8ca53f No.15492108
>>15492087
But then it wouldn't be authentic, this is how the clickbait videos do it.
cf9aa1 No.15492127
I'll make the /v/ dimension for ya, /v/. I'll let you know when I finish it.
9fe7fe No.15492164
So where's the Todd dimension?
3bc546 No.15492183
>>15492164
no one has seen it because /v/ doesn't buy games and it's $20 for the dimension pass.
abd72f No.15492187
Anyone know how to make a portal to the Pocket Edition dimension so I can start building my portal to the horse pussy dimension?
54a38a No.15492189
>>15491693
>existential dread
Definitely what I'm feeling.
6597d7 No.15492191
>>15492183
We'll just pirate it.
6597d7 No.15492193
>>15492187
I just want a waifu dimension.
e1ed44 No.15492195
>>15492105
There's no indication that it's automated. Every episode is a cut and dry, mechanically selected topic, but each video has human errors, and intelligently explores a new map that in all likelihood somebody else made. There's no way that a script could do this without investing a huge amount of time into developing it. If you can program that well, you probably have an actual job doing something that's productive. What would make sense is for an algorithm to tell you what the new video concept should be that day using Google Trends, or something like that.
>>15492164
Fortunately, it's only a parody.
6e31fd No.15492202
>>15492032
I miss those threads.
So much stupid nonsense would always get uncovered.
>>15491935
I watched maybe 2 minutes of it while skipping large segments.
There is nothing interesting about these.
6597d7 No.15492206
>>15492202
You can always post Deviantart shit in this thread right now if you miss cringing at it so much.
272c69 No.15492319
>>15492189
>>15492191
>You wouldn't pirate a dimension?
6597d7 No.15492379
>>15492287
There's 12 fucking minutes of this degenerate block shit.
25ed43 No.15492404
>Goku will never wear the Whis gi again
c9c1cc No.15492420
>>15492404
Oh no goku won't not wear a shirt under his Gi, how horrible.
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>>15491505
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24187a No.15492434
>>15491505
>Goku Dimension
>Not the DBZ Dimension
What even the fuck?
465394 No.15492437
>>15492403
Why do fucks dab so much?
What's it even supposed to mean?
c9c1cc No.15492442
>>15492434
That's dragon ball super you inbred sperg
465394 No.15492480
>>15492468
I can tell, but I see way too many "adults" doing it.
e4c1f2 No.15492488
>>15492437
its a fad that people do without thinking about. don't worry, something equally retarded will come along
272c69 No.15492494
>>15492437
It's a thing to do.
That's literally it. I see kids just do it out of the blue when walking with their parents in the city, they're not even looking at anything in particular, just mumbling and then *dabs at you* and keep mumbling along.
c9c1cc No.15492495
>>15492480
Money, you retard.
465394 No.15492516
>>15492495
Are you telling me if I dab right now I'm going to have a fat wad of cash materialize in front of me?
>>15492488
>>15492494
But what started it?
abd72f No.15492519
>>15492442
>He's the inbred sperg
>Not the guy that has all variants of weab ball z memorized
b86963 No.15492520
>>15492287
I actually find minecraft to be a great basis for porn and lewd shit,and have even fapped to porn of it several times
c9c1cc No.15492528
>>15492519
>Implying I need to have every series memorized to notice the difference between one of the most normal fag animes there is One that I might mention, is currently airing in the west on tv
272c69 No.15492533
>>15492488
What retarded shit did we do when we were kids, Herr Hitler?
All I can recall are fucking 1st generation pokemans, kids running around with either gameboys or tomagochis and playing in the sand pit. Oh and that one time I swung off the swing set a little too much and smashed my chin so bad, my neighbors couldn't recognize me for a while.
>>15492516
>what started it
good question, I know Fortnite made it terminal, but I've seen dab become popular RIGHT after fidget spinners went out of style, so I'm guessing some mobileshit or youtubers
23bb78 No.15492536
>>15492480
You remember when kids spouted 'haha le cash me outside xddd' or 'my nemes jeff XDD'
Yeah.
abd72f No.15492541
>>15492528
At least you didn't try to pull a fast one on me and say you weren't the inbred sperg here. I respect your presumably unintentional honesty.
62cf9e No.15492551
>>15492520
>Fapping to minecrap
I don't believe you anon, post examples of fappable lewd Minecraft shit or gtfo
900aab No.15492553
>>15492516
I think it might be an offshoot of the Soulja Boi dance. Looks like it at least.
c9c1cc No.15492555
>>15492541
Well, I'm going to be completely honest with you, you do kind of half to be at least a little bit of a sperg to keep watching Dragon Ball of any variety past maybe, the Freeza Saga. Even then the original series ended pretty well.
272c69 No.15492566
>>15492551
we've had tileanon, coloradoanon, swollenkneeanon, forevoriallywrappedanon, dadanon and more and you're finding THIS hard to believe?
Where the fuck is my Degeneracy.webm? The one with PC-98 clips and hanged furries?
e4c1f2 No.15492568
>>15492533
there was the old fidget spinner yo-yos and banana boards. losing your eyesight with your one rich jewish friend who had a virtual boy and your gay sleep overs playing mario party grinding your palms into blood, pokemon stadium and gauntlet all nighters
37a0c2 No.15492570
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Tell me what you feel as you watch this.
cc6a73 No.15492572
>>15491699
>McDonald Dimension
is that what he calls the USA?
23bb78 No.15492592
>>15492570
Why is he using the KSP soundtrack?
Why is he a borderline vorefag?
272c69 No.15492595
>>15492572
fuck you for making me laugh at that corny ass joke, you filthy mexican
>>15492568
>yo-yos
oh yeah
cc6a73 No.15492604
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>>15491773
>Slime squishes
Lewd
465394 No.15492617
>>15492592
More like borderlinefootfag
01e7c2 No.15492619
>>15491947
Eh sounds like Ali G before puberty.
cc6a73 No.15492634
>>15491905
What, you don't like template based electronic dance music?
Neither do I.
6597d7 No.15492637
>>15492578
All of those pics except for the last one are complete garbage, you need better standards.
62cf9e No.15492639
>>15492578
I guess 1 and 2 would be okay if drawn a bit better, 3 and 4 are extremely shit and autistic, and 5 is just a standard anime girl in a Creeper hoodie, not really actual Minecraft porn
b86963 No.15492647
>>15492639
Meh, opinions, it gets me hard sometimes so i'd say it counts
465394 No.15492648
>>15492634
I admit to have never danced before but this isn't the type of music I'd imagine people dancing to.
77021a No.15492650
>>15491653
>the Boat Dimension
15fa72 No.15492653
>>15492189
It makes me think that maybe there really are soulless beings out there.
24187a No.15492663
>>15492442
There's a Goku dimension in DBS?
b86963 No.15492672
>>15492664
That motherfucker actually ripped off spank the monkey,goddamn im slightly mad
cc6a73 No.15492676
>>15491864
>Muh face reveal
In general, what is it with these mentally stunted normalfags that they egg on any slightly popular youtubefag to reveal is dumb mug? What do they gain from this?
Hell, this phenomenon isn't even limited to youtube. I remember back in school, we'd always have to learn autistic details of the lives of authors instead of just reading their books and, should confusion arise, take a peek at the historic context. Why the everloving fuck do normalfags so desperately need faces to raise their retarded micro personality cults?
75db5a No.15492685
>>15491977
Is this an ASMR video or something? And why is he playing pocket edition?
19b568 No.15492692
>>15492676
So I can dox them ofc.
900aab No.15492693
>>15492676
A lot of them are agents looking for as many methods of identification and control that they can.
d36581 No.15492694
>>15492578
People who grew up with Minecraft can only jack it to creepers. There are no sexy women in children's games anymore.
c9c1cc No.15492698
>>15492676
Because the value of parasocial relationships is more important to children than the content of a video.
Mostly because the type that get sat in front of videos use them as surrogate friends.
Also goons using it to hunt them down and control what they say.
8ca53f No.15492703
>>15492676
Because normalfag retards rarely pay attention to a video unless there's a facecam of the guy talking. I guess because they feel a closer connection to them that way?
95e0ba No.15492704
>>15491653
>Boat Dimension
465394 No.15492730
>>15492698
>Also goons using it to hunt them down and control what they say.
Is there a precedent for this?
cc6a73 No.15492731
>>15491874
That's the weakness leaving your soul.
>>15491911
I firmly stand by my opinion that Brazil needs a good ethnic cleansing.
>>15492703
And I'm the autist. Got it.
272c69 No.15492733
>>15492676
as pathetic as we are, we can at least survive with little to no friends
these people however have to perform mental gymnastics and think that the people they watch/listen to/are subscribed to/are patrons of etc… are their friends. Kind of like those beta cucks who donate hundreds of dollars to a tit streamer and think that will get them a date with her or something.
I can't find the screencap of a paypig "dumping" his favorite girl streamer, so have these
37a0c2 No.15492735
>>15491874
I bet you didn't even watch this >>15492570
c9c1cc No.15492745
>>15492730
Yes retard, why do you think there was a brief period where minecraft videos almost completely stopped?
Or how (besides random 1k view videos) nearly EVERY TF2 video producer from youtube fucking vanished except for esports fags.
20db71 No.15492747
>>15491601
where's the portal to gensokyo and wherever the fuck those granblue fantasy cowgirls live in?
44179c No.15492752
>>15491787
>Tent dimension
24187a No.15492766
>>15492733
>I can't find the screencap of a paypig "dumping" his favorite girl streamer, so have these
Is this what you're looking for?
465394 No.15492781
>>15492745
>Minecraft
Never kept up with it
>TF2
Didn't they all become overwatch or streamerfaggots?
cc6a73 No.15492784
>>15492766
Well, I didn't plan on getting angry, but here we go.
75db5a No.15492790
>>15492664
You still have that image saved after all these years anon?
1fb3a6 No.15492793
>>15491668
This is definitely uncanny. At first I figured it was probably just a dumb kid uploading these, but then where did that opening logo and theme come from?
>>15491827
Pfft, if you paid any attention to the video you'd notice he fucked up the facing on one of the rear blocks on the portal. If he got it right he would have been swimming in chairs.
No seriously what in the everliving fuck is this shit? He didn't even have a bunch of objects already spawned like with the Naruto dimension.
>>15492437
My nephew, who is 10, tried to explain to me the finer points of "hitting a 'nasty dab'" and couldn't stop laughing while he did it.
>>15492566
Don't forget topographicalmapofOhioanon.
44179c No.15492802
>>15492766
Think of all the shit he could have done with
SEVENTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS
900aab No.15492811
>>15492802
Why I could've bought a ship in Star Citizen™
2f3e65 No.15492820
>>15491964
>>15492004
I don't think that's how poos in the loos sound like
6a48bc No.15492824
>>15492195
It's not generated by an algorithm. It's generated by a Pajeet obeying the whims of YouTube's algorithms, which is probably worse. He's casting offerings to the gods at Google and views tell him what sacrifices are favored.
cc6a73 No.15492827
>>15492802
And instead he chose to blow it all on twitch camwhores. This may just be the most expensive way not to get laid I've ever witnessed.
It's shit like this that keeps me up at night.
c9c1cc No.15492829
>>15492781
A big part (mostly esports fags) signed contracts with blizzard that included clauses to never play tf2 (but that was eventually annulled) however a massive part of the community that hosted their own servers with gamemodes like dodgeball and things like that were hunted down by the Comp community, partially because oy vey shut it down they're talking shit about us, and reeee nobody wants to play 6v6 soldier shitter and pretend to be good at the game on maps with easymode pogos and no alternative routes for nonblast jumping classes. or if there is, it's a dedicated rape hallway designed to choke the classes that can't blast jump into unavoidable blast damage. Plus there's the massive shitfest where one of the like, BIG BIG retexture/model guys threatened to sick his fanbase on like 15 different people because they were using models and textures he made publically available and didn't jerk him off and give him privileges.
272c69 No.15492845
>>15492766
that's the spice
2bac6d No.15492854
>>15491505
>goku dimension
So, DBFZ?
272c69 No.15492894
>>15492793
>topographicalmapofOhioanon
I think we're both thinking of the guy who got drugged and semi-raped by a bunch of middleaged men in a national park.
Or was there another guy who stuck his dick in a tectonic split?
>>15492790
>all these years
it's only been 3
6597d7 No.15492921
>>15492766
That grandmother should have given her inheritance money to someone else.
b64945 No.15492926
>>15492566
Did you mean this webm?
1fb3a6 No.15492931
>>15492766
I love how the second guy, after everything, still thinks they would have been perfect together if only she had just gotten over the rabbit joke. He doesn't think his obsessive, obnoxious behavior was the problem at all.
>>15492894
No, that's what I'm thinking of. It wasn't a bunch of middle-aged men though. It was the old hippy who lead the event where everyone took drugs consenually. I'll see if I can find that old gem.
20db71 No.15492935
>>15491933
Because the ones who watch this shit are kids with ipads, it's gotta be the pocket dimension or they wouldn't be able to try it for themselves.
e65409 No.15493055
>>15492566
>>15492793
Poor burgeranon is always forgotten for some reason
cdde5d No.15493061
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15491905
lets post good music to balance this out
here's a good spic song, don't lump the rest of us with brazil
181738 No.15493066
>>15492566
What about backbackcuck and lego anon?
>forevoriallywrappedanon
i think that was just an autist on deviantart
c9c1cc No.15493068
>>15493055
You know that is an interesting question, is fucking burgers illegal?
181738 No.15493073
>>15493068
Why the fuck would it be?
e65409 No.15493084
>>15493068
The real question is is it bestiality, since there's a chunk of a dead cow in there?
6597d7 No.15493093
>>15493068
Why would it be illegal? Its food that you bought, you can fo whatever you want with it in private.
8ca53f No.15493096
>>15493084
>Technically both bestiality AND necrophilia
181738 No.15493103
>>15492578
>third pic
>>15493093
>private
>not fucking your burger in public
07a754 No.15493118
HELLO REDDlT
HAHAHA SO FUNNY
Fuck you, cocksuckers.
c9c1cc No.15493121
>>15493073
Something along the lines of >>15493084 and >>15493096
Isn't it illegal to jerk off with a dead guy's hand? And fuck animals? Would a burger be considered necrophiliac beastial masturbatory aid and therefore illegal on both laws?
4cb025 No.15493123
>>15492648
>I admit to have never danced before
Hold on what the fuck?
The opening song is pretty fine, standard club music. The rest of it doesn't even sound like music.
6a52ac No.15493125
>>15492578
You are like little babby
>>15492793
>hitting a nasty dab
what's weird is that dabbing was briefing touched on in the news, as creating a waxy substance out of hash oil and vaporizing it with anything hot and inhaling it delivers a concentrated dose of THC to your system, greater than smoking any joint, "a dab'll do ya"
this led to some people burning down their homes because they used torches and to nobody's surprise, being high impairs one's ability to think
then all of a sudden this 'DAB ON THEM HATERS' craze started and everyone forgot about the news reports
272c69 No.15493133
>>15493055
what about the guy who fucked a steak?
465394 No.15493140
>>15493123
As an adult I guess. The one time I went to a club I couldn't stand it and ended up walking 3 hours to my apartment because I couldn't be assed to wait for a bus.
23d035 No.15493141
>>15493125
Jesus didn't die for this.
900aab No.15493142
>>15493133
Mark Twain died way before the internet was invented anon.
95284a No.15493156
Good to see lol threads are back ;^)
6597d7 No.15493170
>>15493103
Good luck dealing with the police then.
>>15493118
Kill yourself cuckchanner.
>>15493125
Why would anyone waste their lives making Minecraft porn?
6597d7 No.15493174
>>15493156
Why don't you post some LOLworthy images then?
6a52ac No.15493206
>>15493170
People are willing to pay for it apparently.
I'm tempted to do the same if it will get me some income.
When you remember things as well as a 90 year old woman with alzheimer's, there aren't many options.
6597d7 No.15493224
>>15493206
>I'm tempted to do the same if it will get me some income
Have some dignity man, or at least do fur shit instead since that makes a lot more money.
4cb025 No.15493230
>>15493140
You have to be in a mood to really dance. I was confused because I thought you had never danced in your life.
A long walk at night sounds pretty comfy, now that I think about it.
>>15493156
God I wish
b86963 No.15493251
>>15493125
I find this hot and am not ashamed
6597d7 No.15493253
>>15493251
You should be ashamed you heathen.
b86963 No.15493257
>>15493253
No gods no masters
23d035 No.15493260
>>15493257
>he thinks he can just quote a character from Bioshock to deflect criticism of his objectively shit taste in porn
9c3774 No.15493261
>>15492967
>I go into my car and start crying because of the catharsis I've just been though
Sounds more like he was crying because he just got raped.
2ae0ad No.15493266
>>15491691
It's the finger-family auto-view scam again.
Basically, they spam similar videos so they get recommended to each other. When some adult leaves the kid with a tablet and leaves youtube's auto thing to play the next video. This makes a bunch of views for ad-revenue.
6597d7 No.15493268
>>15493260
>Implying that a faggot can think rationally
Spouting off a quote from a normalfag game is all he can think of.
9c3774 No.15493277
>>15493260
>>15493268
>quote a character from Bioshock
>implying no gods no masters isn't a well known anarchist slogan
The best part about its use in Bioshock is that retards like you end up thinking it can be attributed to libertarianism, which in it of itself is a wonderful jab at libertarianism.
f2b5fd No.15493279
The thing that pisses me off the most is that some of those dimensions would be fun as fuck.
eca576 No.15493286
>>15492570
This exists. Why Does this exist?
6597d7 No.15493294
>>15493277
>A well known anarchist slogan
That's even more retarded than it being said by a video game character.
9c3774 No.15493296
>>15493286
To make money on ads
23d035 No.15493305
>>15493277
>retards like you end up thinking it can be attributed to libertarianism, which in it of itself is a wonderful jab at libertarianism.
You quoted a normalfag game when an anon told you to be ashamed of your degeneracy. You have no right to call anyone a retard. It's still a fucking video game quote, and it's probably where you first heard it. Get >>>/out/.
272c69 No.15493314
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15493061
fuck you
>>15493066
I know, I was just listing examples of the most tangential of fetishes we've had an encounter with over the years
6597d7 No.15493317
>>15493305
>You quoted a normalfag game
Anon, we have IDs here.
cdde5d No.15493319
>>15493314
fuck me hard anonkun
b86963 No.15493335
>>15493305
That was me actually
If i was a normalfag i wouldn't be saying i wasn't ashamed of jerking my cock to minecraft,would i?
6597d7 No.15493342
>>15493335
If you were a normalfag your taste in porn would actually be less shit.
6a52ac No.15493349
>>15493224
Honestly there is dignity in neither, but money is money and gotta afford a roof over my head somehow. I've already started making a portfolio of furshit.
>>15493260
I thought the quote from bioshock was "No Gods nor kings, only man".
b86963 No.15493358
>>15493342
Says you,show me your tastes in porn,and i'll be the judge
6597d7 No.15493377
>>15493358
I don't need to show you shit, the fact that you get off to shit like this >>15493349 and >>15493206 is proof enough that only the lowest of degenerates could be worse than you.
b86963 No.15493391
>>15493377
Okay,have a nice day anon.
6597d7 No.15493394
cdde5d No.15493397
>>15493340
got the banjo kazioo edit?
4e5dd8 No.15493411
>>15493206
>>15493224
How do you get a patreon going?
24187a No.15493412
>>15493397
>the banjo kazioo edit
6597d7 No.15493421
>>15493411
If Chris Chan of all people could get a Patreon working, you can too.
cdde5d No.15493464
8761fa No.15493482
>>15493421
So the secret to patreonbux is be a lolcow
07a754 No.15493484
YO WHATS UP REDDIT
HAHA YOU DUDES ARE SO FUNNY AF
065353 No.15493502
Just what the fuck is this thread? I thought I've seen it all and it just keeps coming.
25ed43 No.15493509
>>15492420
Literally better than his stale as fuck decades old design that doesn't even look meant for martial arts.
75db5a No.15493518
>>15493484
Is Reddit here? Did someone post this thread there?
8761fa No.15493531
>>15493461
Do you have the Ohio cap
9c3774 No.15493540
057709 No.15493556
>>15493509
Once a character can throw reality destroying punches I think they wouldnt bother with martial arts let alone dress for it. Dragonball died a long time ago, it's time to let go
272c69 No.15493576
>>15493502
and it don't stop coming
honestly, I was having a shit day being alone and bad at video games, so this thread is a really welcome positive break for me, reminiscing about the fun times. Not the best times, just fun times
b591b1 No.15493587
>suddenly bumplocked
Mod got triggered apparently.
6597d7 No.15493590
>>15493518
Ignore him, he's just a faggot.
41c93a No.15493621
c9c1cc No.15493636
>>15493587
Imagine getting so mad at a thread you bumplock it after it has gotten past auto anchor.
How pathetic.
b591b1 No.15493656
>>15493636
Bump limit is actually 350 now but yeh it's pretty poor.
8b4dfd No.15493671
>>15491672
>Cars dimension
7491ff No.15493675
>>15493305
>retards liketh thee endeth up bethinking t can beest attribut'd to lib'rtarianism, which in t of itself is a wond'rful jab at lib'rtarianism.
thee quot'd a n'rmalfag game at which hour an anon toldeth thee to beest asham'd of thy degen'racy. Thee has't nay right to calleth anyone a retard. T's still a fucking video game quote, and t's belike wh're thee first hath heard t. Moveth >>>/out/
b591b1 No.15493677
>>15493664
>>15493675
Bot spam again?
6597d7 No.15493679
>>15493671
So the gay Aztec dimension?
c9c1cc No.15493683
>>15493656
I thought they brought it back down to 300 after that one thread
6597d7 No.15493685
>>15493664
This isn't medieval /v/ you inbred peasant, thou must fuckest offeth.
1fb3a6 No.15493698
>>15493679
>SEX: USELESS
>gay
b591b1 No.15493704
>>15493683
I'm pretty sure it's 350.
70f142 No.15493748
So I'm watching this Flax guy's earliest videos, and you can clearly see that his british accent was a phony the whole time, in his early videos he attempts at a british accent, but his actual accent starts showing up at certain points, not to mention that in his early videos apparently he was shilling for some MCPE Minecraft shit, I'm starting to think this guy is from some shithole like India. It's also scary that one of his earliest videos is a Q&A with the same generic dance music you see in most of his videos, not to mention that all the questions in that Q&A are never related to the kind of person that he is, I wonder why.
7491ff No.15493771
>>15493677
No, just someone who found a shakespearean "translator" and decided to fuck around with it, since this thread has been anchored and all. To add serious discussion to the conversation, I would hold the amount of videos in suspicion to like what anons were saying about the finger videos and etc.
01af29 No.15493794
>>15493771
It's been unanchored
19b568 No.15493895
>>15493794
For another 6 posts then it's autosage.
47195f No.15493936
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this thread seems like a good place to post this shit on so here it goes
>hundreds of almost identical channels all uploading edits of old tv logos, mostly related to the old 90s klasky csupo one
>all of them have odd naming schemes, most of them being following the formula of "(Nationality)Media(RandomWord)(random series of three numbers)" or ending with "The X Thingy"
>almost all of these channels upload extremely similar videos on a daily basis, sometimes even multiple times an hour
>all of their videos are completely nonsensical
>most of them reference a ytp channel called kyoobur9000 in some way or another
can anybody explain what the fuck is this shit? i tried digging deeper but ended up hitting a wall
6597d7 No.15493940
>>15493895
You better make those posts count then.
b50976 No.15493988
>>15493936
how did you find this shit
3fb5fa No.15493990
>>15491668
>no voice over
>first minute is all just "PLZ SUBSCRIBE [emoji][emoji][emoji][emoji]"
>completely out of place royalty free music
>"Goku dimension" is full of Narutos(?)
No way in hell this isn't some algorithm tweaking "pregnant Spiderman gives zombie Elsa a footrub" Indian bullshit. Only reason youtube doesn't shut this shit down is because all these fake accounts making spam content like this gives them the illusion of a thriving community of creators and active, engaged users. Nevermind that their audience of spambot Pajeets and autistic toddlers doesn't actually generate any revenue.
6ad316 No.15494061
>>15491693
>There are kids in some part of the world who are growing up with girlgames and youtube kids videos
India must pay
3fb5fa No.15494073
>>15494061
The world doesn't deserve the internet.
47195f No.15494931
>>15493988
some fag from an irc secret club told me about it and we started digging
7491ff No.15495253
>>15493936
make a new thread about it.
186197 No.15495290
>>15493936
>>15493988
>>15494931
This should be added to >>>/x/ to lively up that board
714f28 No.15495325
>>15491601
Minecraft clickbait needs a final solution. Our children's minds are at stake.
7f3859 No.15495679
>>15492894
>1st pic
C-cute!
t. Utahn
714f28 No.15495707
>>15495290
I bet it's just a bunch of fucking bots that generate clickbait titles based on trends.
186197 No.15495772
>>15495707
That furniture ad is fucking irrelevant, I remember seeing that as a kid
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