/v/ - Video Games

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archive cos im a fag

PC gamer is cancer

>>15421220

You were too slow lad

>>15421219

>>15421220

Last paragraph in the article:

>None of these mods are hugely popular but they do still have an audience. With Frictional now offering a no-danger experience as an official part of Soma it’s perhaps time to ask whether more games could offer similar ways to explore their worlds. Not everyone has nerves of steel after all. But, even if ‘no-enemy’ or ‘no-threat’ modes stay out of the official experience, there are many modders out there that are willing to step in and provide that experience for everyone.

>>15421233

>10 people download someone's i'm a pussy faggot mod

<PERHAPS IT'S TIME TO ASK MORE GAMES TO PROVIDE THE PUSSY MOD EXPERIENCE TO EVERYONE NOT EVERYONE HAS NERVES OF STEAL

>>15421233

i'm waiting for this article to get copy pasted on every other jewish video game website verbatim

>>15421233

>playing video games requires nerves of steel

these fucking subjugated complete fucking faggots are less developed as men than a 10 year old from the 1600s

>>15421213

You forgot to add

<<<And thats a good thing

>>15421213

>>15421219

>Gotta shill these modders so they can influence the industry to make more walking simulators!

Wew

>>15421250

maybe it's actually a good thing and this should be encouraged. these game companies should invest hundreds of millions of dollars in brand new walking simulators with zero action. surely they will be profitable

>>15421242

WVWYF?

>>15421250

>yfw the libshits screech about how much they love the lore and start making fanon and then compare the lore to Harry Potter

>>15421254

>invest billions into a soy soaked game based on sjw journo ideas

>lose billions

that is the only way they will ever learn. too bad half this shit is being subsidized by the DoD and CIA.

>>15421250

>we should have mods for other games that do this to create a new experience

>anon immediately knee jerks to assume this will be the only mode and even worse, the vanilla setting

jesus fucking christ how retarded are you

>>15421242

Animal Crossing but it's Harvest Moon but it's Dwarf Fortress when?

>>15421269

>implying this isn't exactly what's going to happen

only with lockboxes

At some point these people should just admit they don't like videogames.

>>15421269

>anon immediately knee jerks to assume this will be the only mode and even worse, the vanilla setting

Where the fuck does he even say that you fucking mouth-breathing invalid?

>>15421269

<we should have mods for other games that do this to create a new experience

Actually read the article you nigger, they follow it up with:

>But, even if ‘no-enemy’ or ‘no-threat’ modes stay out of the official experience, there are many modders out there that are willing to step in and provide that experience for everyone.

Meaning their previous statement was referring to an official game mode.

<anon immediately knee jerks to assume this will be the only mode and even worse, the vanilla setting

Who are you quoting?

>modders create an assortment of cheat mods to simplify testing

<soy elementals stumble across it and assume it's meant for them

These mods are as old as modding itself, this is only "news" because the cucks are finally starting to colonize the modding community.

>>15421213

Looks like colonial marines shipped with that mod

>isolation

>nerve wracking

Once you get the flamethrower you have absolutely nothing to fear, as long as you have it equipped it minimizes the alien's aggro and if it ever gets close to you because of scripted sequences just shoot wherever and it'll fuck off

>>15421242

They don't actually have to, just fill the town with bees and spiders. You want to talk stress in Animal Crossing try having 5 of each on screen at all times.

Of course they justified it in an utterly faggy way but I don't see a problem with the existence of these mods. Nothing wrong with turning enemies off to leisurely stroll through an area and take a closer look at the world after you've played the game. And to be completely honest gameplay is an afterthought to most AAA games these days, I can kinda understand why the soyboys want to skip the shitty tunnel shooters and just take in the world.

>>15421293

This. Why play games if you think they are "stressful"? I honestly thought the article was satire since the idea was so blatantly stupid, but after reading the archive it would seem they're 100% serious.

>>15421342

Colonial Marines had that problem because some fucker misspelled "tether" as "teather", which basically lobotomized the alien's AI, no joke.

>>15421364

I have to agree that these kind of mods sound fine for the purpose of just roaming around and exploring all the corners of the map for those into that. Some games could honestly benefit from it if they have a ton of detail put into the environments, letting you be able to capture every small part of a map. Unfortunately of course they will instead be used to just avoid gameplay altogether.

Good. Enemies give me anxiety and panic attacks.

>People now like walking simulators enough to take away the challenge themselves

Can't say I fully understand it. Sure, exploring a map can be interesting, but enemies can add to the feel of a map. Sometimes just walking around and having nothing happen is boring. It would be like the Tomb Raider pre-sjw games except there are no traps, enemies, nothing. The expectation of something there turns into dissapointment, because you want something to happen. Another example would be Metroid Prime. You start with little to no enemies and shit starts getting worse, and it feels satisfying because it feels like you are actually getting somewhere. The same game with no enemies would be boring when you realize nothing is intercting with you and the game is dead.

>>15421381

Bump because you can’t hide this.

>>15421238

This will happen before January 1, 2019.

>>15421236

This will be an option in 33% of AAA games before January 1, 2021.

>>15421389

>Some games could honestly benefit from it if they have a ton of detail put into the environments, letting you be able to capture every small part of a map.

or you could just walk outside.

>>15421381

this is what happens when you put your kid on a fucking leash, parents that do this should be flogged.

>>15421417

Or just provide a spectator mode for single player if you really want people to see all the pretty environments your games have. There's no reason to gimp the game just to appeal to the pansies.

>>15421423

That's what happens when you don't control your kid properly. The leash would have never needed to be brought up if they punished their kid properly.

Imagine if you could turn every game into a walking simulator. In place of enemies is audio logs or sheets of paper that described what happened before. It's like going back to old text adventure games but with lesser options.

<You pick up a note off the ground you find near a green pipe and read it.

>Crushed by fat plumber. I regret enlisting in Koopa's army. Tell my kids that their real father was Chargin' Chuck.

>>15421233

>With Frictional now offering a no-danger experience as an official part of Soma

That was because the enemies were horrendously implemented in Soma and made the game terrible for 10-20 minutes. That game should have just been a moody puzzle game.

>>15421438

Well no enemy mods can be useful for just looking at the map or bug testing, but the only people who'd find that interesting are those that want to be devs.

>>15421417

The air is toxic, the people are depraved, the streets are rampant with crazed murderers, violent gangs and drug addicts. Sex fiends and faggots gather in flocks like vultures to pick off children from the playground. Now entering Outside.

>>15421213

I remember removing all enemies from HL2 when I was younger just to enjoy the environments.

>>15421438

>Remember Mario, Bowza turned 6 million toads into bricks.

>>15421438

>I down another mushroom to numb myself and wipe the goomba off my foot. What am I even fighting for? Am I the bad guy?

>>15421423

If they smacked the kid everytime he sperged instead of letting him flop around and take control of the situation, he wouldn't be the little bitch you see in the vid.

>>15421459

yet people pay for this experience in video games. the difference is in video games you get to shoot all these people. now you can pay to not get to.

>>15421271

HELL YEAH.

>>15421489

>all these people

>implying any of them are really people

Demons in the flesh.

>>15421475

LISA is what they'd turn Mario into.

They're modding games to provide players the same kind of experience one gets from Dear Esther? That just might be the gayest vidya bullshit I've ever heard to date.

>>15421249

<<… And Here's Why!

I don't necessarily agree with it because that seems kind of boring. Like a no developer commentary developer commentary mode, but it can exist. Someone should make one that multiplies all enemies by 2

>>15421526

Payday 2 has a mutator for that.

>>15421528

payday 2? More like pay2bgay 2 faggot

>>15421423

You're a moron,kids need to be put on a leash or else they'll do dumb shit.

>>15421532

I didn't need a leash, I was a fucking

>>15421534

Sounds like you were quite the

>>15421369

Admittedly, I do get stressed out playing games sometimes, but I still love them and wouldn't want them to be easier. A game without a threat/failstate is boring.

>>15421432

>>15421532

Honestly, I feel like the leash is enabling him, it essentially relieves him of the responsibility of controlling himself since he can run and flail around as much as he wants and the leash keeps him in place. They just need to spank the fucking shit out of him.

>>15421417

Nah that's gay.

>>15421242

Isn't that just Minecraft?

>>15421532

>>15421537

Is Candlejack ba

>>15421723

>>15421705

>>15421213

>still no mod where the alien rapes you instead

>>15421438

>am i really respawning or are all my 1ups just clones who are gone forever

>how long has the original mario been dead for I wonder

<oh god i don't want to die

>>15421723

>>15421765

This is getting into lusty xenomorph maid territory and I'm okay with that. Sadly, all I know of are mods that make the xeno more unpredictable or aggressive.

>>15421213

Video games clearly need gun control to make them more accessible to liberal audiences.

>>15421803

Yeah don't listen to pc gamer,it was apparent they're run by commies when they did the "more games is a bad thing" rant about steam

>>15421213

To be fair the alien in Alien: Isolation is a fucking chore. It tends to glitch out and stay in an area for up to 20 minutes ruining any pacing the game might have.

Same shit with SOMA, the enemies pose basically no threat once you figure out you can't die, you merely respawn a few rooms back and then have to play a retarded version of hide and seek with them all over again, and since the sneaking mechanics are so barebones all you really need to do is figure out where you have to go and hope you're faster than the enemy chasing you.

Basically, the issue isn't with the mods, but the enemy design of some games offering almost zero challenge while still making the game a chore to play.

>>15421265

I was not aware the CIA was a canadian organization.

>>15421865

>to be fair

Why? You don't fix something by removing it altogether, actual modders have gone to the trouble of making it less rock stupid.

>>15421887

I wasn't aware of mods that fixed the AI of the alien. Fair enough, but that still leaves games like SOMA where the enemy encounters are just a chore. Also, I'm pretty sick and tired of horror games pretending they're scary just because your character can't fight back and you have to hide like a bitch every time.

>>15421271

Isn't that basically Rune Factory?

>>15421908

True, it really is usually just another crutch like jump scares.

>>15421878

What do you think the C stands for?

>>15421242

its called minecraft

also rust, 7 days to die, etc

>>15421938

Cunty

so what? next thing theyre gonna make a mod where you fuck the alien, if they havent already

>>15421990

they should have written an article about that skyrim mod that reproduces realistic "time to take a shit" animations. SCUM took a nice note on that, i feel it's time that other games provide players with these types of experiences.

I just like to look at the monopoly board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUeeFybkRxA

I'm too lazy to make webm of this.

>>15421438

But that'd require effort and talent.

>>15421213

That is why you kill leftists and soyboys whenever you have the chance.

>>15421233

>Soma

>a "muh plot" walking sim with slenderman tier monsters and jumpscares

>where there ain't that much of a penalty for dying

>stressfull

jesus christ

just when i thought they couldn't be more noobs

>>15422141

Anon, it was already a thing. I think there was a virus in some "VR" game where scat being massively spammed into streamer's game.

>>15421213

We also remove actors in movies for less confusion.

>>15421213

Right here is advice for faggots that find Alien Isolation too scary. Don't play it.

>>15421534

I too got raped at a young age

casuals are a disgrace

make sure to check who the modder is, what are their political alignments, if he's a sjw or not, before trying out a mod.

The industry has reached a level where we need to dodge scummy shit to find real videogames.

>>15422326

>make sure to check who the modder is, what are their political alignments, if he's a nazi or not, before trying out a mod.

>The industry has reached a level where we need to dodge hateful shit to find real videogames.

>>15422329

Nazis make the best games though.

SJWs make walking simulator non games.

>>15422339

>Why can't people just admit they want to watch a movie instead of play games?

1) Walking Sims are easier to review.

2) You can put less effort on something when you make people get accustomed to shit.

>>15421323

You're not wrong. I came across a "peace' mod for Haydee that de-aggros all the foes and removes their obstructing hitboxes and it's useful for seeing if the puzzle layout of the game functions well.

>>15421381

I don't know if that kid has some sort of tism or he is younger than he looks, but the parents are horrible enouth just for recording him.

If the boy is REALLY some serious case of autism or other mental disability I doubt stressing him in some public mall is a proper psycological treatment. Or psychiatric. I can't tell the difference between the two.

>>15422355

>it's useful for seeing if the puzzle layout of the game functions well.

And to look at the game's assets undisturbed, I presume.

>>15422339

because these people can't into reviewing movies since there already is a clique there they're not part of so they got into reviewing games, but games are too hard so they whine about it.

>>15422412

Not look movie reviewers have much to be proud about considering they gave movies like 12 Years a Nigger, Get Out and Black Panther glowing reviews simply because the cast is niggers.

When it really comes down to it all content gatekeepers are filthy Marxist vermin there to thought police what the goyim get to see and little else. All the vomit they write is to be ignored because it was created by subhumans.

>>15422432

>don't go to a movie theater for years

>finally get talked into going to one again

>every preview is filled with women and (((POC))) being stronk and fighting the white male devil

I knew it would be bad, but god damn the poz is fucking thick in Jewlywood.

>>15421236

We're, doesn't this just reek of a journalist using any excuse they can find to push their easy mode agenda

>>15422498

Meant to start my post with wew. Guess I'm still too hungover to post

>>15422359

There isn't such a thing as a psychologic treatment. Psychologists are the ones who do research, psychiatrists are the practitioners

>>15422523

Women don't play shooters, dipshit

>But they will want to start playing

And men will move on to a different game. As long as there are people who want to compete against each other there will be a studio that makes games to cater to that.

>>15422525

As I said I can't tell one from another.

>>15421787

I wonder if there's a Fallout 4 "lusty deathclaw maid" mod.

Most likely, but I never used Steam.

>>15422140

Anybody know the context of that paper?

>>15422527

Leftist, millennial hipster roasties pretend to like games to improve their social standing, and now people are catering to them.

>>15421213

>removing enemies from Dark Souls II

<when those enemies will despawn after being defeated enough anyway

Surely, this constitutes removal of gameplay to some extent.

>>15422542

>catering to a market that does not provide money

>hurr durr this will last and definitely wont either go away or end up as a giant money hole that ruins several companies

OK, friend.

Reminder that we're talking about the instinct for competition here, this is common to all life and not just humans. There will be a larger male market to cater to, infinitely, unless women manage to genetically engineer themselves to have two Y chromosomes

>>15422527

>As long as there are people who want to compete against each other there will be a studio that makes games to cater to that.

Lol. That's toxic masculinity, you dirty male. That won't be allowed in a few years.

>>15421244

"NERVES OF STEEL"

Jesus imagine what would happen to one of these limpwritest soyboys if they accidentally got contaminated with radiation, got in a car accident, fell off a skateboard, stubbed their toes, tore their quad, got fired from fake writing job.

>>15422575

>Wake up and smell the bacon. Jews rule everything.

FTFY

Not to be that fag and preach to the choir, but isn't the whole point of a game to have at least somewhat loosely defined win state I'm thinking of city builders like Dorf Fort /Sim City where there is always something, but you're doing okay as long as everyone isn't dead and a lose state of some kind? If you want to make a walking simulator, go right the hell ahead, but let's not call them video games. I really want to see people justify getting rid of the Alien (and probably all of the other enemies) in Isolation. I want them to sit there and say, "I wanted to play a horror game, but I don't like being scared", which would lead to the question of why play it then? There are plenty of Sci Fi games and simulators with no enemies or little risk of harm beyond doing dumb things. Personally I can only hope that the mods stay unpopular, I can't imagine playing a horror game but removing anything remotely threatening.

Also >>15421242 I'd play the shit out of this.

>>15422580

>women dindu nuthin'

>they were good girls

You're as bad as the feminists.

I've always wanted to take some ARPGs and rebalance them until they're effectively action adventures, since I like games to be about my skill, not "my character's" skill. There are some really aesthetic ones out there with good character designs, stories, and music, but nobody wants to play a game that will bore them. Except these fucking game journalists, of course. Walking sim game modes for kike journos, what a joke.

>>15421549

it's a murrican children so probably is hyperactibe because of so much sugar and corn syrup in his diet.

>>15422650

are you the mentally ill dude that keeps spamming this kpop slut and your insane rants on 4chan and 8chan?

>>15422617

/pol/ cucking out for women is the most pathetic fucking thing ever.

>>15422673

>muh –magical– artificial wombs

Enemies in horror games where you can't fight back are a chore and a cheap attempt at tension.

>Actually getting upset that people modified a game to their (shitty) taste

Bitching just to bitch; just like a woman. Fucking fags.

>>15422680

Find yourself a mythical western white girl who isn't a trashy slut that has taken a billion dicks and will cheat on you with niggers or a batshit insane neon haired SJW who hates all men and thinks all sex is rape. What? No of course we aren't doing anything to fix the fucked up marriage system, man up and give her a gun to point at your head and pull the trigger at any time for any reason. It's what real men do.

Nope. Fuck off /pol/, this shit is retarded.

>>15422713

Not really, I'm just bored of playing combat games because I've played them since I was a kid.

>>15422694

>>15422694

>Allow me to play devils advocate for a moment.

>The older I become the less interest I have into just another genocide simulator where you solve everything with violence and brute force.

Reasonable

>I just wanna play comfy games about something else than killing stuff.

Minecraft

>It just get's boring after a while that the only type of games the industry makes are the equivalent of action films.

That's not true.

>Sure, you have comfy non violent games like the SIMS, farmville, animal crossing and candy crush.

Those are scratching the surface.

>I just do feel we're losing a bunch of posibilities with games as an artistic medium and the response of gamers is pretty childish.

Games aren't an art. They're a mass produced product with an end goal of selling as many copies as possible.

>There's plenty of equally important experiences of human life beyond combat, in fact, 99% of your entire life has not combat, and yet life is filled with interesting experiences.

So are some games

>Why not make WWII FPS about being a war doctor or medic, trying to save people rather than shooting them?

I would play this. One of the reasons I only play medic in some multiplayer FPS

>Or being an artist

Mario paint

>or having a shop

Recenttear

>helping homeless people

Eh.

>or praying to God.

Deus Vult

>Or going to some poor country to teach poor people about history and literature.

Enriching the savages sounds good. Conquer them ala Civ

>How bout a JRPG where you're a baker?

>Cooking mama

>Literature already offers more than generic fantasy and sci fi and generic romance.

Most literature is kitsch garbage

>Film already do this

And they're mostly shit too

>Even anime is more diverse than games.

Anime is annoying loud autism cartoons

>>15422694

Because games are meant to be fun and you need a degree of challenge in there for the fun to flourish. Shooting dudes or monsters is fun, usually. You can't really do the things you say as examples because they're not particularly fun.

>>15422718

Then why aren't you playing the hundreds of non-combat games out there instead of coming to a board and blogposting like a retard?

>>15422721

unless you're in the military, life is mostly about those type of dumb entertainments.

>>15422727

because most of that is flash level tier of garbage.

>>15422694

>Puzzle

>Sports

>Simulation

>City-building

>Racing

>Party

There's literally entire genres that have little to no violent content whatsoever.

>Modders are removing enemies from games to create stress-free experiences

Back in the 90s when I was a moddaholic, what I always did was unlock stuff that wasn't meant to be unlocked and turning numbers of things up way too high. Ship turns into a missile firehose because the 20+ launchers set the cooldown to nearly nothing.

>stress free experience

What is this media fixation with unconscious-yet-hypersensitive proles? It's plain as day to anyone who pays attention these are NOT the only kind of people who exist in the present generation, but yet for some strange reason they're the only kind of people television wants.

>>15422733

You actually don't shoot that much in the military, and when you do your subconscious aims the rifle away from enemies unless you're in absolute danger.

>>15422722

>Modding out enemies from games designed around that makes them pointless.

It's more fun trying to play these games while avoiding enemies. Replayed Half Life and its expansions recently and went through all three without killing any Houndeyes. I also did my best to keep other alien casualties to a minimum and didn't use any speedrunning bullshit tricks like clipping through walls, just playing as normal.

I've also grown bored of just killing everything so I like finding alternate ways to beat games like this now. It's why I really appreciate games like Deus Ex that encourage you to beat the game multiple different ways instead of just shoot everyone to win.

>>15422737

most of that shit is very derivative.

tell me about a game where you have a greenhouse and just farm plants and magic plants and make items to sell in your shop.

>>15422739

life is pretty boring because most people never engage in combat.

sure, life must be fucking boring if there's not combat IRL.

>>15422751

Combat isn't exciting.

>>15422751

>tell me about a game where you have a greenhouse and just farm plants and magic plants and make items to sell in your shop.

Sounds like Harvest Moon or Recettear.

>>15422767

yeah, it could be very similar.

but a farm isn't the same as a greenhouse, or at least english doesn't have a word for a greenhouse that is more like a pet shop for plants.

>>15422767

Recettear is mostly dungeoncrawler, and recent sequels/knockoffs of Harvest Moon tend to employ the same basic concept. Find treasure in warm corpses, get lotsa lotsa treasure to be virtuous and live happily ever after.

>>15422775

>english doesn't have a word for a greenhouse that is more like a pet shop for plants.

"florist shop"

Friendly reminder that the vast majority of modders are actually unpaid interns working off hours to promote their company's game.

>>15422796

not really, is not a flower shop, sure they have like flowers, but a "vivero" (spanish word) is more like a greenhouse that has plants to sell to old ladies as pet plants or some shit like that.

>>15422806

last time I google some vet games they were all flash shit on girls websites and some DS casual games.

but there wasn't a game about having an animal shelter.

>>15422650

>Hates that women are gold digging whores that have no value

>likes asians

kek

>>15422329

Being banned from resetera does not make you one of us. Go back to NuFAG.

>>15422751

Life is fucking boring. Why would we want games/books/etc if it wasn't?

>>15422977

because some day you'll become older and don't care about saving the world but having kids.

>>15422982

only complete assholes have kids, its like spreading a disease.

>>15422989

>At the very least, nobody there has STDs and while they won't admit it publicly I've never met a white girl in church who would date a nigger.

Depends on where you live. Don't forget that niggers and sluts pray, too.

>And robo waifus aren't going to fill the void because we aren't going to have true AI in our lifetime. It will be an imitation, no different from the sad fucks who date their body pillows.

As long as the vagina and the other parts of the flesh are lifelike enough that it'd be difficult to tell the difference, then people probably won't give a shit.

>>15422991

nah, at some point you'll understand when you become a boring adult having a boring life with boring friends in a boring job having boring problems.

At some point you'll care more about watching the senate debates about taxation than watching anime or games.

>>15422814

>a greenhouse that has plants to sell to old ladies as pet plants or some shit like that.

That's called Home Depot.

>>15421542

>I do get stressed out playing games sometimes

That should be true for everyone to some degree, you get stressed out when you have to make a difficult decision or difficult move, and games are a test of either your decision making skills or your technical skills (reflex/precision/etc). If there's no decision making or tests of skill (or no pressure to succeed at them) then I wouldn't call it a game.

>>15422585

>win state

I think it can be abstracted as a "motivator to succeed", for example if games like DMC or Bayonetta gave you infinite health, they would work almost identical to how they do now for skilled players since your goal while playing them isn't really to not die, but instead to get a high style rank. If you get hit you lose your style rank so you still need to avoid attacks. In something like Dorf Fort there isn't a single number that you're trying to optimize for but instead a more holistic sense of having a successful population.

Meanwhile a game can have the coolest mechanics in the world but if there's no good reason to fully utilize them then it sucks, take Dishonored for example which has some great combat/movement mechanics, as you can see in this embed, but there is no reason to use most of them when you can just spam the easy ways to kill enemies over and over without consequence. The style meter in cuhrayzee games accounts for this by punishing you for doing the same thing over and over, so its a much better motivator for success.

Then you have games with regenerating health where you suffer no consequences for taking damage as long as you don't take too much, so there is no difference between a shit player who barely survives a fight and a veteran who did it without taking damage.

The last thing the style meter does is it encourages you to play fast and risky, if a game has no regenerating health and discourages you from doing the same attack over and over, you'll just play super safe until you find the opportunity to try a new attack (the Mr. Freeze fight from Batman AC comes to mind). But a style meter constantly depletes meaning if you aren't always attacking or taunting then you're wasting your precious time.

>>15421542

You're right in that there is a struggle/reward sort of thing that comes from playing video games, but I'd say that's a "positive" kind of stress if that makes sense.

>>15422982

>>15423007

>wanting kids

>wanting to associate with 3DPD

Oh, you're just some normalfag retard then. You should try fucking off to somewhere else and killing yourself.

>>15423007

fuck you having kids is not the solution it only makes your life worse and creates more lives destined to be boring for no reason other than your genetics told you to. stop the cycle of suffering and dont reproduce.

people like you are the reason i have to live and you would do it just to make yourself less bored instead of the obvious kill yourself option.

its the same as:

>my balls are full

>lets spread AIDS

>>15423038

>>15423033

you sound like underages.

like I said, at some point you'll become old as fuck and just wanna have a nice wife and some kids and raising them.

Your kids will be sometimes the only people that will give a fuck when you're old and miserable.

not having kids is jewish brainwashing BS like MGTOW made to genocide whites.

I wonder what effect a life of constant irony has on the psyche of the individual living it. Do they actually believe they are better off or more intelligent for tricking people who stand by their words and expect the same of others?

>>15423053

>at some point you'll become old as fuck and just wanna have a nice wife and some kids and raising them.

When's that supposed to happen?

>Your kids will be sometimes the only people that will give a fuck when you're old and miserable.

Maybe, but then again maybe they'll resent you for the shitty life you brought them into and will therefore treat you like shit in your old age.

>not having kids is jewish brainwashing BS like MGTOW made to genocide whites.

Having kids is Jewish brainwashing to keep whites in poverty.

>>15423068

I'm already 30 so I'm feeling the urge to get a wife and have kids for some reason.

>shitty life

that sounds more like people that have kids by accident.

you can still be a loving dad.

>whites in poverty

having one or two kids wont make you poor.

>>15423053

you are not even remotely woke.

would you have children if it meant u had to live their lives?

children will do whatever makes their dopamine levels rise. including talking to you.

why would you want people who cannot help you to care about you?

you are an NPC. disgusting.

>>15423078

im glad your ID is the same as above's.

>>15423086

>woke

more underage BS if you think pol garbage and memes are reality.

you're still underage or a manchild.

>>15422667

>on 4chan and 8chan?

Are you a mentally ill nigger who just admitted he goes to >>>/cuckchan/?

>>15421339

Honestly I think "waking" Yharnam is probably a nightmare too.

For every octoshark theres 100 kuckaidens. Modders are overwhelmingly fucking gay

>>15423110

being old and alone when you're old goes against the bible and the teachings of jesus and basic morality.

also you will stagnate spiritually if you dont get a wife to practice spiritual alchemy.

a robot waifu can't help you with spiritual alchemy because they lack a soul.

>>15423133

I just find anime adventures and capeshit to be boring.

not a crime to desire games for old people.

>>15423141

I'm not christian, but agnostic.

I consider myself a casual when I use mods to make myself stronger so I can plow through the game. But this is just, just awful. How the fuck is it a game anymore? I could understand using those mods if you make machinimas or you're trying to figure out a puzzle without enemies harassing you the entire time. But the whole game?

>>15423154

that's why there's so many threads about no gf and how do I get a gf and r9k BS on the chans, right?

Is 42ae3b baiting or retarded? Will we ever find out?

>>15421865

>>15421887

>To be fair the alien in Alien: Isolation is a fucking chore. It tends to glitch out and stay in an area for up to 20 minutes ruining any pacing the game might have.

This. While completely removing the Alien is retarded, I used an "unpredictable alien" mod which basically removes the tethers that bind the alien to a set maximum distance from the player and allow it to freely roam through the maps. Also, when you made noise, the xeno would zero in to the area where the noise came from rather than psychically know your location from then on until it finds and kills you. This made the game a lot more enjoyable as it changed from being a hide and seek simulator to, you know, a stealth survival horror.

>>15423163

>that's why there's so many threads about no gf and how do I get a gf

We're not on /r9k/ you retard.

>implying everyone here crossposts between them

Holy shit nigger, just stop.

>the chans

Time to leave

>>>/facebook/

>>>/reddit/

>>>/cuckchan/

>>15423154

>old people are mentally retarded

now hold on, sonny

don't make me get up and get my belt now

*unfastens trousers*

eeeyup

i may be old, but this tuckered out race horse still has it

*whips*

don't let me catch you talking about me like that again, boy or yer gonna get it again ya hear me?

>>15423385

>*action*

I think you've proven you're also retarded, grandpa.

>>15421294

because in bloodborne it's all layers of terror or reality(realities are nightmares)

>Many of these mods are hugely popular and they have a massive audience. With Steam now offering an adult experience as an official part of their store it’s perhaps time to ask whether more games could offer similar ways to satisfy their customers. Not everyone can read japanese loli doujins in original, after all. But, even if ‘jailbait’ or ‘enhanced breast physics’ modes stay out of the official experience, there are many modders out there that are willing to step in and provide that experience for everyone.

>>15422140

The Long Dark has a No Wolves mode, but I think you still need to survive otherwise.

Also why aren't these fuckers asking for God Mode instead? Most of the fun, non of the Challenge. I did that for the longest time for Bethesda games

>>15423684

You don't understand, anon. They're not afraid of the challenge, they're literally too scared to play because the NPCs look so spooky

I thought this was from The Onion.

>>15425257

Maybe years ago I would have, but it's not worth giving a single fuck. Society is in a black hole, where all directions point downhill. Just let it end.

>>15422523

>Hitboxes

No that word is too violent. We should call them hugboxes

>>15427533

Wouldn't society have to be on a pinnacle for all directions to point downhill?

>>15427588

>cuddleboxes

>lovetapboxes

>tickleboxes

>consensualtouchboxes

>kissyboxes

>>15427605

You know what, we better drop the word "boxes" all together. It could be considered slang for the vagina, which at best creates the feeling of a toxic rape-culture atmosphere, and at work comes off as offensive to transmasculine persons. Hmmm

>>15422737

I don't think journos could even handle a city builder. As soon as they see they're hitting negative income they'll close the game. It doesn't necessarily have to be a violent game. If it's anything that's remotely engaging and takes investment of time and effort to understand, they'll drop it and move on to the next indie-pixelshit game made by a friend of a friend within the circle.

>>15422719

>Games are definitely art, and majority of them are not mass-produced, they're mass-copied

>>15422989

>You'll call me a cuck for this, but have you tried going to church?

http://archive.is/97y4R

All western white girls are retarded sluts.

>Of course marriage is fucked up now, but that's no excuse to give up, crawl in a hole and die

So basically just like I said: man up and give her a gun to point at your head and pull the trigger at any time for any reason. It's what real men do.

Nope. Fuck off /pol/, this shit is retarded.

>>15427588

>>15427648

Contact-polygons

>>15427735

There's a difference between wanting to be the little girl, and trying to turn into a girl (which is impossible). But being the oniichan that headpats the little girl is better regardless you turbofag.

>>15422989

My brother got married.

I hate my brother and want him to suffer.

However he is suffering so much now that I try not to think about his situation anymore, it is just too depressing.

Seriously, whenever I see him he pisses me off so much that I want him to suffer. Then I remember that he is suffering, that makes me happy at first then after a bit I just feel depressed.

I have zero interest in experiencing that suffering first hand.

>>15427921

>instagram meme

>thinking you have any right to say anything

Niggercattle

>>15422694

>WWII FPS about being a war doctor or medic

There's surgeon simulator somewhere

>being an artist

Game couldn't possibly contain and rate all possible combinations, that's like saying why there isn't a game that can create a completely new, unique face infinite times.

>having a shop

There are a couple of games like that. I have no interest in them, so I don't remember any names. I remember there were at least 2 games about being an inn keeper or something like that.

>helping homeless people, or praying to God.

>Or going to some poor country to teach poor people about history and literature.

Pointless to do it in the game, unless you just want to FEEL like a good person, but not be one.

>literature, films, anime

Are all filled with trash. The fact that there are rare diamonds here and there doesn't mean that all of literature, cinematography or nippon are as excellent/"mature" as those rare specimens.

>>15422751

>most of that shit is very derivative.

>games of X genre are games where you do X

whoa nigger

>>15423033

>>15423038

JIDF please go

>>15423140

What the fuck does this have anything to do with the topic

>>15427809

>anecdotal evidence

The truth is that majority of women aren't made to be leaders, but followers, and things like in this article happen because society allows it and Jews teach it on universities, in press, etc.

>>15421438

>>15422861

>Main problem being the very basics because I want to focus on potion mixing with realtime fluid simulation, which is hard to optimize.

Sounds pretty fucking cool but why? Are mixtures of particles going to bind with each other to form solutions?

>>15421381

Y'know, I really want to save that webm because it really is exactly what you see from console kids learning about mods, but at the same time I really don't want to save that webm because in terms of how it was really made it's just such a horrible, distressing sight.

>>15421213

Wait but don't modders create rape?

>>15422739

Lol that second part is a myth

>>15422861

you are pretty fucking crazy for even attempting shit like that and I hope you succeed

>>15421242

Animal Crossing mods in general when?

>>15431358

All four of those men are jewish

>>15431358

>(((Matos)))

>(((Gallei)))

>(((Davis)))

>Even (((Desiderio))) links to the 'Italian' husband of Jewess Judith Light, and he himself looks like a sheeney with a hooknose

>all of the depicted men are themselves sheeney motherfuckers, respectively mystery meat falsewop, slope-headed psychiatric Jewboy, pig faced knob-nose kikel, and hook nosed sallow-eyed sheen

>even >>15433490 calls it in the time it takes for me to type this out

Your daily reminder that slavedriving anti-womanish patriarchy is a Jewish neuroses of Biblical pedigree- goes all the way back to Adam rejecting his true blue waifu Lilith for her having an independent ego & backbone/wanting to go cowgirl for once (sources vary as to what happened to her afterwards, ranging from becoming a scornful child-snatcher goddess, getting wed to the shitty death archon Samael, or poofing into the annals of history as a lost lady archetype) with a meek substitute clone being cast out of one of his ribs in Eve- and is the inverse equal of histrionic bitch Jewess feminism. Pure love with sex-casted division of labor & weighting of appropriate roles to undertake, with the primary model of man at the fore and woman in active support with only rare diversion, is the answer. Also, how on earth did the subject drift this far from journoshitter difficulty modes?

>>15421213

The only reason one should ever use one of these is for recording ambient noises

>>15427921

Avatar cuckoldry belongs on

>>>/reddit/

>>>/cuckchan/

>>>/tiumblr/

>>15433513

>>15433490

>When the roasties get toastie

>>15423086

>woke

get blacked faggot

>>15423033

>>15423038

>>15423068

>jews do everything possible to keep birthrate down

>obviously the jews want you to produce more White babies!

>>15423086

>>15427809

>>15433666

All of these posts above were made by jews.

>>15433513

>how on earth did the subject drift this far

Kikes and niggers.

to play devil's advocate this allows for the admiration of models and such that otherwise isn't possible in these games

>>15421276

Actually, Dark Souls II is supposed to be some kind of crazy dimensia trip for characters, so having a world that doesn't make sense makes sense, in a way.

Also Dark Souls III retcons it to all the kingdoms shoving themselves together.

>>15421213

Why not instead give the player character endless lives?

Fucking cheat codes from early 00s were way ahead of this curve!

>>15435720

>he thinks Alien Isolation has lives

>>15421339

I have not been able to play Bloodborne in full due to lacking a PS4, but I'm very interested in this. How does this work exactly, and speaking of Yharnam, do we know anything about how the world from outside the city works and if it's equally fucked up?

>>15421213

This is perfectly fine. Making games easier and giving them a skip button is shit, but if you want to mod the game to do whatever you want to, what's the issue?

Can't wait to buy mods that remove all the enemies. youknow, im busy. i have a job, a family, and when i come home and want to relax, i dont want to have to master some combat system just to kill the enemies so i can enjoy the game.

it'd be nice to pay a small premium just so i can sit on the couch and relax.

>>15436245

I have a job and a family and I can take any hard mode. Because playing the game over and over to master a combat system isn't the same as learning quickly a combat system in one or two gameplay and instantly understanding it.

YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY.

Western Culture is meaningless, it was just a vessel to deliver us to the consumerist era.

Christianity is the slave morality which Nietzsche correctly identified. If you make people believe in an afterlife it will pacify them in their actual life – the only one they will ever have.

White genetics are not vital for the consumerist escalation. If they were; Indians in Silicon Valley wouldn't be a thing. Eventually genetic engineering will eclipse all of your concerns over phenotype aesthetic.

There is no great family model to return to where you can be a patriarch. Any children you have will be absorbed into the consumerist mass. Parental influence is meaningless in an age of hypercommunication.

Your wife will have social media. I don't think I need to go into any more detail on this.

There is no super intriguing clandestine force which controls the world – only consumerism and capital.

In an age where there is no great struggle; there is no need for anything aside from intellect unfortunately. There is no need for valor or fidelity anymore.

There is no great war or impending happening that will bring meaning to your life. There is only the slow assimilation into the global consumerist mass.

There will be hiccups, like terrorism and mass shootings for instance, but humanity has not produced a creed capable of contending with the awesome power of consumerism. It will devour you all.

There is no great cause to live or die for my brothers.

STOP TRYING TO BE HAPPY AND TRY TO BE FREE

ENJOY THE DECLINE

>>15436300

> learning quickly a combat system

what kind of looser has time to waste on that?

>>15436314

>Wastes weeks to learn a combat system while other people just take 10 minutes.

>>15436321

10 minutes i could use to play a game and actually have fun?

>>15436328

10 minutes? it should just be removed, make my life easier.

I'd like to bring the chess analogy to the table. How to make chess stress free? Single player: remove the opposing team pieces, write "You win" on the board. Two player: remove all pieces. Take turns in fellating each other with the opponent.

>>15436314

People have forgotten that learning can be fun.

>>15436368

>learning can be fun.

we're "gamers" not "learners"

>>15436368

>stress-free

Do games where there is no real risk or time limit count as "stress-free"? Like SNATCHER for instance? If you lose a shooting sequence you just get to retry it and even the situations under a time limit like being in a car without brakes wait for you to choose an action. Turn based games go here too.

>>15436385

the general concept of a game means there is some element of challenge. games are either low or high "stress". stress-free means no challenge, and at that point its not a game.

>>15421269

>anon immediately knee jerks to assume this will be the only mode and even worse, the vanilla setting

Do you have schizophrenia? Have you wasted enough of your life that you've began to hallucinate arguments where there simply aren't any?

>>15421213

i thought the whole point of video games was to run away from stress and let all that murder out on other players and npc ai. how do you get stressed out over a video game with enemies

>>15423022 (checked)

Thinking about it, I completely agree with your point of a motivator to succeed rather than win state. Not sure how I could forget Devil May Cry and it's style system, especially since it is actually a great way to increase replay value beyond just seeing the final cut scene and also push players to new and more difficult tiers of challenge and play without even doing arbitrary things like increasing health and damage enemies have and can dish out and call it a difficulty curve. It doesn't even have to be a speed thing (although grading time to finish an area does help create an incentive to not just spam same move for more points) but it can allow for people to find new methods to quickly handle an area. Speaking of which

>that video

It is really amazing to see people do so much with Dishonored and that the developers actually had all of these cool little mechanics like rounds being able to hit other enemies, so possessing one during a time stop will let you create bullet catchers or being able to throw a person off a ledge, use them as a falling platform, and then leap to a final enemy to save yourself from dying that is almost makes up for the game giving you all of these cool moves but punishing you for using them. I get it, it was supposed to represent the plague actually acting on the city and inhabitants and how you are (even if it is specifically to fuck you over) affecting the city in one way or another, but in the grand scheme of things it meant that if you wanted the good ending you had maybe 2 or 3 powers of the 6 or 8 you could freely use.

Looking at the video again, if you got rid of the ending restriction and instead inserted a style system and maybe some more moves to use, Dishonored actually has a lot more potential, even if it'd probably play more like a 1st person platforming Hotline Miami (not that this could be a bad thing)

>>15422548

Don't worry. We'll always have Japanese developers if western devs all decide to ditch us all.

>>15436340

It can even be 1 minute, or a few seconds actually. For some people it'll take even a one glance and they immediately can understand the combat system. And it's much more easier to pick up then raising a family. So I don't understand how you did the whole family thing without even doing a basic thing of immediately understanding a game mechanic that usually doesn't require a lot of effort.

>>15436421

Technically, games aren't supposed to have a lot of stress. Or at least video games. There shouldn't be a lot of stress if you lose a game unless you are really into the gameplay and frustrated that a strategy you tried out doesn't work. But really if you don't want so much stress playing a game, remember to think that overall it's just a game. If you lose, you're given the choice to come back and try again, as there are no real world repurcussions.

Hey!

There was a Doom 3 mod that did this, I actually worked kinda well.

>>15436972

I hope you have a Wojak ready for when your hapa son shoots up a school

>>15421213

>finally, something easy enough for game journalists to play

But what if the game has puzzles or platforming?

>>15437054

I dont know what the problem is.

In most games you can start the credits from the main menu.

It's a good idea for children, since some games are too scary but have nice architecture to explore. It's hardly a new idea.

>>15435605

>Muh wamens rights

Completely non-sequitor Shlomo but at least your honest about what your cunty women did to ours. Birthrate is still kept low because of jews economically and socially. It's all engineered.

>>15437078

>good idea for kids

No it's not. We need to stop babying kids, they need more challenging games then what is being offered to them today.

>>15422326

>make sure to check who the modder is, what are their political alignments, if he's a sjw or not, before trying out a mod.

Do that, and the jews win.

The hard left is unbeatable at their own game because they're the ones making the rules there, parroting their schemes is going to cost moral integrity and give nothing in return.

Judge mods and everything else by how much you like them, no more no less.

>>15422617

Gays are much better than women tho.

>>15422694

>Why not make WWII FPS about being a war doctor or medic, trying to save people rather than shooting them?

Because it's hard to make a decent game out of that. Consider how boring most shooters manage to be even with all the explosions and big guns and hero stuff, devs won't get magically better when given harder projects.

>Or being an artist, or having a shop, or helping homeless people, or praying to God.

There's a ton of games fitting in the first 2 categories.

>>15422925

Adress the argument next time

>>15423086

>woke

You stared into the abyss for too long

so what? its a fucking mod, mods are literally made to change the game for preference. this isnt worth a thread at all

>>15436306

You missed /pol/ you tard.

>>15448957

Kill yourself.

>>15448979

It's like you didn't read a single word past "jews".

>>15421363

There's something wrong with this image, but I can't put my finger on it.

>>15421233

>None of these mods are hugely popular

>time to ask whether more games could offer similar ways to explore

does this make sense?

>>15421233

>None of these mods are hugely popul

Which is why they're trying to give them free publicity.

>>15421233

>With Frictional now offering a no-danger experience as an official part of Soma

I'm glad I tried that game before actually buying it, because it was dull as shit even with monsters.

>>15421233

>It's perhaps time to ask whether more films could offer a 5 minute cut. Not everyone has 2 hours of free time after all

>>15423141

Is this loss?

>>15422751

>list a bunch of genres

>LOLNO DOESNT COUNT

Every fucking time with faggots. This shit why I just play video games instead of spending tine with you niggers. Also because you believe everything is a kike conspiracy and I mean everything.

I played Soma Wuss Mode mod. Thoroughly enjoyable interactive story walking simulator. It's not a game. It's a story. The story is good.

Because I'm a chicken and terrified of the monsters but liked the story.

>>15431358

Firar-ai dracu de tigani imputiti. CE altceva mai stiu decat sa transforme lumea intr-un closet plin de cacat.

>>15461876

VNs aren't games either by that logic.

>>15472984

just let this shit thread die you cancerous faggot

>>15460187

>Also because you believe everything is a kike conspiracy and I mean everything.

Bullshit some more.

>>15473002

>muh conspiracy theorists!

>>>/cuckchan/

>>15477723

They aren't conspiracy theories if they're true.