60cdc6 No.15134743
HOW FRESH ARE YOU!?
HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?
HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?
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CURRENT NEWS:
● Next Splatfest is Team Inklings vs Team Octolings. Sing-ups are open.
● Normalfags crying about people us calling it a race war, salt flowing
● Spy suit has been announced
● Preorders for Off The Hook amiibos are out, they will give their characters gear, add a photo option and a new mode in the Squid Beatz 2 game
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173511 No.15134756
Why is she so perfect lads?
60cdc6 No.15134766
>have to install browser expansion to get images from twitter
I hate normalfags so goddamn much
28b246 No.15134776
>>15134756
Because she's a streetsquirter rather than a nigger
5c65ea No.15134785
>>15134777
>triple seven
To be fair it's such an obvious truth there was no need for trips, but it's good to get such a confirmation.
8326a5 No.15134796
Threadly Aniki
Cuntboys are inferior
To be determined if octolings are inferior
173511 No.15134798
>>15134777
Trips of truth.
28b246 No.15134799
>>15134796
Cuntboys ARE inferior, real boys are superior.
75fdf6 No.15134800
>>15134777
But which is better in the bed?
67f671 No.15134807
>>15134800
Also Octolings.
750247 No.15134833
when will the results for the race war come in?
4ff956 No.15134848
I'm playing through the base Splatoon 2 single-player to get it done. It's kind of boring. Finding the scrolls and shit is going to be tedious as hell. Am I actually going to have to finish all these levels with all the weapons?
I'm not sure I'm going to like Octo Expansion from what I saw of it.
5cac41 No.15134867
>>15134777
Wasted trips of the plain old trendy cucks who deny reality.
5c65ea No.15134868
>>15134848
You don't technically "have" to. It's more stuff to collect if you feel like it. It's to add another challenge, somewhat. If you can't be arsed, just go straight to the end.
8326a5 No.15134896
4ff956 No.15134901
>>15134868
I'm the kind of fag who likes to unlock and get everything. But I only want to do so much as to get the reward, I don't need 100% completion, at least not all at once. It's just real hard to ignore a challenge if it will actually give me something for it.
5f5f91 No.15134903
>>15134848
>I'm not sure I'm going to like Octo Expansion from what I saw of it.
Octo Expansion is significantly better than the main singleplayer. I hated the singleplayer but I loved Octo Expansion.
4ff956 No.15134911
>>15134903
I only say I'm hesitant about it because of the 8-Ball levels and that those couple where you have to precisely shoot boxes just look dull as hell.
5f5f91 No.15134932
>>15134911
The 8 ball levels are a lot of things, but they definitely aren't dull. The box sculpture ones are slow, but you can select a weapon that makes it more difficult if you want extra challenge.
5cac41 No.15134944
>>15134848
It's like less than 4 hours long.
>>15134911
I liked the 8ball levels, though a couple had me yelling at my screen for the first time in months. Same with the rail levels where you shoot boxes.
5c65ea No.15134982
>>15134901
I get ya. I always function, in games with levels, in a sense of "I'm only allowed to get to the next one if I've collected everything there first".
Regarding the weapons, for each one you use in every single level, you can buy it for online play. It's basically identical to the basic weapon already, except that you can kinda brag about completion. That's pretty much it.
68ca4c No.15135025
How long until Splatfest gambling becomes a thing?
21d2d4 No.15135046
I just got the game. Only rank 4 and no octo-expansion. In what method should I kill myself? Also, Flow is pretty hot for a sea slug. Why isn't there more porn of her?
f7d4bf No.15135081
I can't wait for the Octolings to win so Octavio gets let out of his Snowglobe in order to host the splatfests from now on.
5cac41 No.15135093
>>15135081
>octolings
>winning
This is what Octofags actually believe.
6eef62 No.15135119
>>15135046
>Flow is pretty hot for a sea slug. Why isn't there more porn of her?
Also just got the game and just hit level 10. This, though…this is the real question.
f7d4bf No.15135125
>>15135093
Keep deluding yourself, but you're old and busted and Octos are the new hotness. Soon enough them and all of their collaborators will get whats coming to them.
5cac41 No.15135194
>>15135125
>new hotness
Yep, trendy idiot. Called it.
75fdf6 No.15135243
>>15135125
Making me hungry with that image.
1f8bf8 No.15135256
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>Splatoon
>eurobeat
>cars
/ourguy/?
75fdf6 No.15135269
>>15135256
>Splatoon SFM
has anybody ever made decent animated porn with the models yet?
4ff956 No.15135330
>>15135125
I'd never eaten squid or octopus but I realy want to i fit looks like this.
173511 No.15135338
>>15135330
You've never had calamari before?
a126e1 No.15135344
>new mode in the Squid Beatz 2
An actual minigame?
750247 No.15135355
>>15135330
calamari isn't too bad. It's a fairly mild meat with a unique texture, and it's mildness lends it to be served with citrus, and various sauces to compliment it.
5cac41 No.15135389
>>15135330
I had fried squid that we personally dissected and cooked in my 7th grade science class. It was pretty good.
1f8bf8 No.15135395
File: ab458c904b300fd⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 1.15 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [SFM] Splatoon Short Anima….mp4)
>>15135269
All I could find was this
75fdf6 No.15135434
>>15135395
its animated okay,but no sound kills it
1be53c No.15135437
>>15135355
>calamari isn't too bad. It's a fairly mild meat with a unique texture, and it's mildness lends it to be served with citrus, and various sauces to compliment it.
Just be careful you don't end up with deep fried pork bung from China.
1f8bf8 No.15135460
>>15135434
someone here will probably find/make something
173511 No.15135500
>>15135437
Why would you ever buy premade calamari when it's piss easy to make.
63b615 No.15135509
[Removing octoniggers intensifies]
75fdf6 No.15135517
>>15135460
I'll be waiting,and if they do,tell me.
bf28dd No.15135523
>>15134796
CUNTBOYS ARE INFERIOR!!! EVEN FUTANARI ARE SUPERIOR!!!
bf28dd No.15135526
>>15135523
Shit! Off by one!
119236 No.15135695
Are there any good guides for the Agent 3 re-match I have looked at a few but non of them have been all that helpful for getting past phase 3.
9aa490 No.15135756
>>15135523
What about male futa?
3bcaf5 No.15135759
>>15134777
This is completely true
68ca4c No.15135763
>>15135756
>fried
Put that shit on a frying pan with garlic and butter, at least then you won't feel like you ate a pound of cooking oil.
I tried uploading a picture four fucking times, what is going on with this website
bf28dd No.15135850
>>15135756
Still superior to cuntboys.
68ca4c No.15135884
>>15135763
Christ, meant to reply to
>>15135125
b0fc9a No.15135909
>>15135523
Futa is more gay than cuntboy.
they're both shit though.
bf28dd No.15135954
>>15135909
I'll just have heterosexual vanilla romance with hand holding. Also still can't decide between an inkling gf or an octo gf.
67f671 No.15135964
>>15135954
An Octo GF anon, Octolings had a hard life of war and battle with your caring touch can help show them kindness and love
bf28dd No.15135998
>>15135964
Having a love triangle between Agent 3 and Agent 8 must be suffering.
5cac41 No.15136110
>>15135964
>>15135964
>test tube freaks bred purely to gain a combat edge on Inklings can be shown love
Worst headcanon, worst canon. I can accept defects like Marina maybe (if she weren't an octonigger) having a capacity to feel more but for most? Nah.
75fdf6 No.15136241
>>15135998
Imagine the absolute yandere tendencies
62e4ae No.15136419
HELL YEAH!
We got 12th two night in a row!
62e4ae No.15136425
>>15136419
oops didn't mean to post the same pic twice
bf28dd No.15136597
>>15136110
You DO realize that's a common Sci-Fi genre trope right sashimi remover?
>>15136241
The inevitable threesome a gun point is the scary thought.
459315 No.15136605
i want to cum inside woomy
4ff956 No.15136687
>>15136656
>Marie
>demure and nice
aae68a No.15136728
>>15135695
Get really good at aiming.
1:
hide behind a crate for the splatdown, then rush in. She splats before the inkjet or you just start again
2:
ez, just wait for the bubble blower, flank and splat
3:
ink a path from you to her when she has the autobomb launcher out. Let thr bombs come, swim to her and splat all over her while she has no weapon.
4:
wait for missles in the middle, then ink and swim under her. Throw up a bomb, regain ink, do another bomb. You can also shoot her but it's very hard to hit and I don't think you're supposed to.
5:
ink around an obstacle, use to to black the splatdowns. After that it's like phase 1.
6:
brag really hard about your new item
9aa490 No.15136745
>>15136605
>tfw no splatoonsquidkdibfcuntboy to inside
67f671 No.15136746
>>15136687
He's probably talking about jap Marie
bf28dd No.15136758
>>15136656
Agent 8 seems like the kind of girl who at the end of the day will rest her head on your chest, look up, and smile. She'll be content with her new compared to the hellscape of the underground. Even if it means living with her historical enemy. Agent 8 seeks you for comfort.
I also like Agent 3, a squid who was once fresh at the top of her game but has falken in rank due to her "vacation". Now she's looking to get back intobthe game as your sempai. And since you just saved the Great Zapfish but only started playing ranked, Agent 3's gonna whip you into shape and help drive you to reach for the top. At the same time Agent 3 doesn't have many friends left who still fight in the Splatoon matches. So Agent 3 needs you more than she lets on because she needs companionship. Plus Agent 3 wasn't that good at making new friends in the first place.
So you have yin and yang both needing you as a friend. And if this splatfest didn't happen you could happily choose both.
However now you're forced to choose one over the other. Which means you have to say good-bye to one of these wonderful girls in your life. It's so hard to choose. It's truly an epic finale to a sports drama alright.
bf28dd No.15136761
>>15136758
Fuck I need to stop watching high school anime.
136e20 No.15136850
>>15136687
Unfamiliar with the octo expansion chatlogs, are you?
aae68a No.15137020
>>15136854
You're overthinking it.
In the end, Octolings will be legally inferior, but that doesn't mean they're going extinct.
Happy pregnant octoling slave waifu is what I'm getting at you race traitorplanting your seed in your inklings woomby is far superior
173511 No.15137073
>>15137020
Octomilfs make better parents, real octopus mothers will ignore eating and starve themselves just so they can protect their babies 24/7, their babies become their highest priority.
aae68a No.15137187
>>15137073
>being such a shit father your waifu has to die starving to protect your kids
Are you a nigger?
173511 No.15137190
>>15137187
Male octos die after breeding.
a2b4c1 No.15137200
>>15137190
But I ain't an octo so your point is invalid
aae68a No.15137208
>>15137190
Well you're not an octopus
b1f485 No.15137297
>>15137126
Not only is Pearl a cute, but her VA is a cute as well. ABXY's Glenna(?) is as well. None can surpass Ink Theory however.
a1664c No.15137318
what is optimal weapon for splatting octos?
a1664c No.15137332
>>15137325
WRONG ICON
TEST FAILED.
4b083a No.15137383
How the FUCK do I git gud with the gyro?? I am already X ranked with the analogue but my aiming is FUCKED. I am maining a carbon roller, too. So how exactly do you achieve maximum use with the gyro? I'll try to give it a shot these days but I need someone to tell me something that I might not know.
0b0e05 No.15137665
534d86 No.15137728
>>15136656
>And neither did I get the hots for Marina who is very… well, very black. Having grown up around some really ghetto trash black people and their constant drivebys, I just don't have any fondness for black people anymore.
Please don't associate fictional characters with IRL niggers. Marina is an octopus and has nothing to do with American negro culture.
On a side note, there are some quality boots in Splatnet right now if you're interested. The default main ability on Punk Blacks is cold blooded, so these are definitely worth picking up.
67936a No.15137732
>>15135046
>>15135119
Annie and Flow should have gotten way more porn than they currently have but the Squid Sisters/Off The Hook really steal the show so most of the porn is either them or generic Inklings/Octolings.
1f81ec No.15137738
>>15135256
>Leather jacket
>Supposed to be super cool
>Drives a VW Golf
The Golf GTI is a great car but Jesus Christ those things just don't fit together
60cdc6 No.15137759
>>15137728
>fictional nigger is better than real nigger
debateable
5c65ea No.15137770
>>15137759
>fictional woman is better than real woman
Why would THAT be obviously sensible but the same for hot nigresses wouldn't ?
5cac41 No.15137985
>>15137073
>literally single mother race as until now there were no male counterparts for octolings
>better parents
I really hope you do not do this.
>>15137297
Ink Strike.
>>15137728
Why does she dress like a negro and participate in negro culture like hiphop then?
>>15137770
>negress
>hot
5cac41 No.15137987
>>15137985
Ink strike and pic related meant for >>15137318
87cace No.15138042
>>15136687
>Marie
>not demure and nice
If you played anything other than the mutt version of Splatoon you would not be saying this.
>>15137383
>I am already X ranked with the analogue
Bullshit. Unless you've been boosted by friends or only used no-aim-no-brain weapons.
136e20 No.15138142
>>15137985
>Why does she dress like a negro and participate in negro culture like hiphop then?
Not a clever argument to raise. Are you going to ignore Pearl does just that, with the added bonus of being a MC rather than a DJ? Most DJs are white, rappers certainly fucking aren't.
5cac41 No.15138204
>>15138042
>mutt meme
>>15138142
>if you point out the octonigger dressed like a nigger than you are defending the squigger wigger
Even less clever of an argument to make if you ask me. Off the Hook is dogshit compared to the Squid Sisters and you all know it.
6eef62 No.15138211
>>15135721
LOL at those webms, but man I really do love Salmon Run. Squad based PvE makes me hard, even if PUGing is painful at times.
>>15136425
Grats.
>>15137126
That was cool!
4ff956 No.15138394
>>15138204
>Even less clever of an argument to make if you ask me. Off the Hook is dogshit compared to the Squid Sisters and you all know it.
Japanese pop idols are shit and Squid Sisters are normalfag tier.
5cac41 No.15138410
>>15138394
>normalfag tier
>says the homo defending hip-hop duo with worse in game music and less thought put into their designs
Lemme guess, started with Spl2n?
4ff956 No.15138432
>>15138410
>less thought put into their designs
Yes, so much less original than the twin sisters cousins with same (but color-flipped) outfits that are just a boke and tsukkomi routine. also fuck off Octo Expansion's final boss song is way better than Calamari Inkantation
6eef62 No.15138460
>>15138410
Even their catch-phrase is better. I miss "Stay fresh!" in woomy-speak. "Don't get cooked…Stay off the hook" is LAME. those ink sacs on Marina thou…maybe she's a based Aryan desi?
20e590 No.15138463
>>15137297
this kills the anemone
5cac41 No.15138492
>>15138432
Notice the color and detail you dumb faggot, their outfits are also different around the lower and upper half. Off the Hook continues this trends of opposing color and design but went full retard with it and has NoA written all over it.
>that are just a boke and tsukkomi routine
You really wanna die on this hill? There is no difference in this aspect from either. You are obviously not very fresh. Or bright for that matter.
20e590 No.15138503
>>15138463
>it and has NoA written all over it.
think about what youre saying. marina is far too sexy for that
60cdc6 No.15138506
>>15138432
Final boss theme IS the calamari inkantationunless you're talking about easy modo
5cac41 No.15138519
>>15138503
>attractive brown girl
>ugly white lemming with massive forehead
I've seen double standards from these kinds of people before, but you may be right.
>>15138506
For the OctoExpansion Anon?
4ff956 No.15138521
>>15138492
Their outfits are identical in the torso, and big whoop one has a skirt and the other doesn't, they look so alike that's barely noticeable.
>has NOA written all over it
You really are a moron grasping for straws. There's a reason Pearl and Marina started as identical-looking in concept but diverged: they realized doing the Squid Sisters again was fucking boring. Their outfits have enough in common to get across they're a duo but are unique enough that the girls can stand on their own. They're also much more unique as characters, there's hardly anything to know about Callie and Marie beyond surface level.
Face the facts: Squid Sisters are basic bitches, their designs and characters are 100% safe and bland as a result. Off the Hook have better designs, better characters, and a better dynamic when NOA isn't fucking it up for us.
60cdc6 No.15138570
>>15138519
>For the OctoExpansion Anon?
yes
faacdc No.15138585
So I'm stuck on Girl Power Station. I need tips to beating this shit. I always get fucked in the last 30 seconds.
4ff956 No.15138589
>>15138506
Final Boss =/= Bonus Boss
c'mon.
20e590 No.15138594
>>15138519
what you say? shes such an adorable gremlin. i think shes meant to look a bit obnoxious and arrogant but surely not ugly.
the personality she displays works with it and thats something to consider when looking at their appearance. shes such an assclown its incredible but coupled with her appearance i cant help but find it adorable, on the razors edge between insufferable and amusing. its a really risky design but im glad someone is doing that instead of just playing it by the book.
607957 No.15138597
>>15138585
I've heard a lot of people have had a hard time on this one. I just used the splattershot and the standard bombs, and killed them as they spawned, abusing the specials around the arena.
0b0e05 No.15138603
>>15138585
>Girl Power
Holy shit I didn't know this was a feminist game.
ffaeaa No.15138611
>>15138585
Use the splatling and use special weapons to recharge your ink tank rather than having to octo and wait for it to fill. The splatling makes it easy to blow away the octolings from outside their range.
607957 No.15138613
>>15138597
Actually, I was wrong, I used the splattershot and the curling bomb, because I like how it gets me across the map quicker.
60cdc6 No.15138615
>>15138585
Learn the spawnorder, spawncamp with the roller. Didn't even need specials for the last two runs.
>>15138589
>counting the piss easy final boss that's not even the end of the story
faacdc No.15138618
>>15138597
>>15138615
Spawncamp, got it.
>>15138611
Really? I actually had a pretty hard time with the splatling, but I'll give it another shot.
4ff956 No.15138621
>>15138615
>>counting the piss easy final boss that's not even the end of the story
I'm just saying there's a difference between a final boss and a bonus boss, and in this case the final boss's music is better.
75fdf6 No.15138691
>>15138594
How old is she though? she looks underage
faacdc No.15138701
4ff956 No.15138704
>>15138691
She's 21, and Marina is 18.
75fdf6 No.15138711
>>15138701
>>15138704
I don't buy that,there's no way a cute loli like her is legal
9aa490 No.15138713
>>15138691
Cartoons don't have a defined age
75fdf6 No.15138719
>>15138713
ssssh,having a low age makes me harder
20e590 No.15138723
>>15138691
i think shes one of those mystical ageless lolis (since shes based on an especially small species of squid). i heard she is 21.
75fdf6 No.15138728
>>15138723
What squid is she based on?
faacdc No.15138733
>>15138711
Info is from Ninty themselves
173511 No.15138737
>>15138704
>>15138701
>That thing's 21
Just more proof Squids age like milk.
75fdf6 No.15138748
>>15138742
Sorry,not into toddlercon
20e590 No.15138758
>>15138728
shes based on a very cool squid
9aa490 No.15138806
>>15138775
>Torpedo trying to derail a kid's game about paintball into politics again
67f671 No.15138820
>Tor user
>Makes an absolutely abhorrent post
It checks out one again.
6eef62 No.15138833
>>15138806
Ah, you summer kids.
75fdf6 No.15138850
>>15138804
Now replace it with dicks
9aa490 No.15138875
a7165e No.15138889
>>15138875
Why is every cunt 28 today?
4b083a No.15138916
>>15138042
>Bullshit
Not with a roller it isnt.
Anyways, fuck the gyro. I'll just stick to the analogue and pray to God till they implant mouse+keyboard function.
75fdf6 No.15138965
Private servers for cemu emulation are coming right?
Or is that already a thing
534d86 No.15139103
>have only gotten perfect gear without using chunks twice
>It's the same fucking thing
This is suffering. Why does it take good RNG and 30 chunks to finish a single piece of gear? 30 chunks is a lot.
0fa265 No.15139105
>>15138585
>>15138618
I used the splat roller. It's a OHKO if you roll over them. Find out the order they spawn in, and spawn camp the enemies with the weapons you have the most trouble with. The AI sometimes will even run right into your roller while you got it down. Remember to keep your areas inked, it's too easy to be too focused on spawn camping and not inking territory for a good retreat.
Pick up the special closest to the first or second enemy you spawn. It will save you in a pinch.
cfb3ca No.15139168
>>15138394
Behead those who insult Callie
1f81ec No.15139348
>>15138833
>Not wanting to derail the thread into autistic irl race-war roleplay means you're summer
555eac No.15139475
When's the crossover with Ecco the Dolphin?
87cace No.15139526
>>15138916
>Not with a roller it isnt
Oh, so you did use a no-aim-no-brain weapon then.
ed493a No.15139555
>>15139348
the moderation just doesnt make sense sometimes, i tell ya
>OP explicitly talks about race wars
>has a video and everything
<mods delet a reply discussing race wars
75fdf6 No.15139575
>>15139572
It's almost jojo posing,but not quite
607957 No.15139605
Has this been happening with anyone else? It's been happening too frequently to me, just about every other game. I'll join a game, and just about everyone is jumping in the middle. I don't want to complain about winning, but the fun of the game is the fight.
1f81ec No.15139620
>>15138965
If private servers don't have the ability to make custom Splatfests I don't care. Also I don't think custom servers are a thing yet.
>>15139103
>Why does it take good RNG and 30 chunks to finish a single piece of gear?
Because Nintendo likes to make the weirdest things bullshittingly hard and tedious. It feels like how EV training was in older Pokemon games.
>>15138916
>Not with a roller it isnt.
>He admits to using a no-aim-no-brain weapon
Try that with literally any other weapon and see how quickly you drop rank.
>>15139555
>a real race-war is the same as a fake video game race war between cephalopods and is just as relevant to Splatoon 2
This feat of mental gymnastics is what /pol/ honestly believes. Stop shitting up /v/ with your pointless politics.
b5a253 No.15139674
>>15139572
>Ape looking Pearl
>Human looking Marina
With their in game personalities that would have made more fucking sense.
173511 No.15139692
>>15139555
>A small on topic joke about something game related doesn't get deleted
>An off topic post trying to derail a video game thread into politics gets deleted
>Somehow this doesn't make sense
I think you might be retarded.
003320 No.15139716
>>15139674
They definitely switched it on purpose, as a white marina would certainly have more fans than a nigger pearl - overwhelmingly so. By switching the races they tried to even out the fans.
Pearl best btw
1be53c No.15139742
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15139475
>When's the crossover with Ecco the Dolphin?
I kind of want to see a crossover with Jet Grind/Set Radio. I have no idea how it would work, and the styles might be juuuust different enough to be unable to mesh well - but a talented team could probably hammer out a decent synthesis. The basic premise is kind of the same… you're both zipping around spraying ink/paint to tag your territories and each other.
b1500f No.15139810
DAY OF THE NET
DAY OF THE NET
fc7b10 No.15139894
>>15139810
>not day of the roller
It's not that hard man.
4ff956 No.15139956
>>15139742
In my mind, Splatoon, Jet Set Radio, and The World Ends With You all occupy the same pool of overly stylish and hip urban games. With a few compromises they could all mesh decently, I think.
1f81ec No.15139970
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15139742
> the styles might be juuuust different enough to be unable to mesh well
I disagree. One of the reasons I like Splatoon so much is because of how similar it is to JSR, and I feel like the themes and setting of Splatoon inherently lend themselves to a crossover. I could see a crossover that takes place outside of the turf wars, with inkling/octoling gangs inking graffiti across inkopolis. You wouldn't need to make it a direct crossover or anything, like having humans and squids interacting, you could just keep the gang names and style. Maybe make the plot about some rigid corporation/mafia that tries to take over inkopolis/turf wars and dictate freshness to the populace. Gameplay could mix the two games too. You could swim in your own graffiti and spraying others with your ink to damage/disable them actually makes more sense than it does in JSR. For platforming you could then have either inline skates or Hover-style parkour with a dash of rail-grinding.
I at least want JSR-based gear in Splatoon 2, but SEGA is too braindead to do anything with JSR anymore. I bet they won't even port it to Switch
>>15139716
>They definitely switched it on purpose, as a white marina would certainly have more fans than a nigger pearl
Except Pearl was white from the very beginning of the design process, when she was an Octoling just as tall as Marina (Marina changed very little by comparison). Pretty much all the changes made were to give them a tall/quiet-plus-short/obnoxious dynamic. I would post the concept art but I'm embedding a video. It's not hard to find on Google images
5cac41 No.15139980
>>15138521
>You really are a moron grasping for straws.
Says the faggot defending his shit taste and love for the fugly gremlin and octonigger.
>he's still mad that the "SQUID SISTERS" who are cousins look alike, as if it's not part of their motif
Their design as duo of twin-like pop stars is much better than the ghetto banger garbage of Off the Hook.
>There's a reason Pearl and Marina started as identical-looking in concept but diverged
That would be a good thing if they didn't look like shit, but at least they both weren't Octolings.
>Face the facts: Squid Sisters are basic bitches, their designs and characters are 100% safe and bland as a result.
That's not a fact, that's your shitty opinion and sign that you are a Spl2n newfag. Their characters are way better and serve as a much better foil to each other.
>better designs
Nope.
>better characters
Objectively wrong.
>and a better dynamic when NOA isn't fucking it up for us
<gremlin says stupid shit
>lol gremlin u so silly
<yo dog this fuckin team be the best yo!
>we're all living in a simulation LOL
What an interesting dynamic, even NoA's meddling managed to make a fucking roast-athon with sassy Marie. Their alternative outfits are even worse than Callie and Marie's because they dress like fucking Tupac and Biggie. I highly suspect that you're just a nigger.
>>15138594
It's one thing not to play by the book, because it's OFF THE HOOK! it's another to make a massive forehead wearing wigger character with an ugly mole. I've only seen fanart make her look cute, and that's cheating. She's definitely the least bad of the two because she's not an Octoling. Being a loli doesn't hurt either.
>>15139348
>>15139620
>a hypothetical question about potential VIDEO GAME is irl discussion
>Stop shitting up /v/ with your pointless politics.
Who is performing mental gymnastics again? You are outright lying about the content of the post. Also spoiler alert newfags, /v/ is /pol/ with vidya.
2c785e No.15140012
Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15139956
>Splatoon x Jet Set Radio
534d86 No.15140066
>>15139605
Since turf war lets you keep playing with the same people, sometimes friends will join each other's lobbies and dick around like that. Just ink the entire stage and make sure it stays that way until the round ends.
1be53c No.15140073
>>15139970
>I disagree. One of the reasons I like Splatoon so much is because of how similar it is to JSR, and I feel like the themes and setting of Splatoon inherently lend themselves to a crossover.
Jesus, I guess I'm so used to having bad ideas, that I didn't realize just how popular the idea is. Google brought up a bunch of crossover images and discussions. Hopefully somebody at Sega or Nintendo are smart enough to listen.
1f81ec No.15140109
>>15140012
First it's Eurobeat/cars, now it's JSR. Is there anything Splatoon couldn't mash up with well?
>>15139956
>overly stylish and hip urban games
Honestly there needs to be more games like that too. Too many games take themselves too seriously with their settings and all that. We need more games that just wanna have fun and look cool while doing it.
>>15140073
Hideki Naganuma (JSR/JSRF composer) retweeted pic related, and he apparently likes Splatoon a lot, so people close to SEGA's side of things at least know about it. That was back in 2015 though, so who knows.
https://twitter.com/hideki_naganuma/status/585785661065531392
>>15139980
>a hypothetical question about potential VIDEO GAME is irl discussion
Except the question wasn't about a "potential video game", here's exactly what he said:
>Say… if an ＡＣＴＵＡＬ ＲＡＣＥ ＷＡＲ started in our world, who do you think would come out on top?
That doesn't sound like he's talking about a "potential video game" anymore. Maybe you should learn to read a little better before accusing me of lying.
>Also spoiler alert newfags, /v/ is /pol/ with vidya.
Oh, I'm sorry, clearly you haven't made it to reading quite yet. See, those of us who are old enough to remember the far-off year of 2015 remember when /pol/ stuck to discussing politics on the board made for them, and didn't feel the need to be an annoyance on every single board. Keep the politics on your own board, I'm here to talk about Splatoon.
2c785e No.15140120
>>15140073
JSR's composer has been asking to compose something for Splatoon for years, even requesting that fans keep pestering Nintendo about it:
https://twitter.com/search?q=%40Hideki_Naganuma%20Splatoon&src=typd
534d86 No.15140155
>>15138916
Shitposters will pretend that rollers don't take skill, but you maneuver yourself really well. Unfortunately, without gyro controls you can't use much else, so some maps (like Kelp Dome or Camp Triggerfish) must be a huge pain in the ass. Carbon's 1HKO is bullshit, it should always be two hits minimum.
5cac41 No.15140173
>>15140109
>2015 newfag lies about state of board as if there weren't merchant posting and political comments here and there
In 2015 there were people posting that disrupting our competitive edge meme and those arguing about jews on occasion.
I apologize for my outburst none the less for missing that next comment. Torpedos are faggots, what else is new. JSR needs a new game, I'd love it if Sega greenlit the project or if Splatoon got some crossover gear. Hell I wish we'd get the Ika gear back as well but JSR would blend right in.
119236 No.15140207
>>15139620
This seems to have been working at one point. I'm sure if it did someone else can do something similar. https://gbatemp.net/threads/release-festool-play-custom-splatfests-in-splatoon.456696/
>>15139980
You sound like a tremendous fag. The squid sisters are basic and lame. They didin't even get much depth until the comics leading up to the second game. say what you will about Off the Hook, It took me a while to warm up to them but after the Octo Expansion they feel like actual characters and not someone who just reads what the stage rotation is. Also.
>NoA's meddling
This isin't good when the do it to other games and it's not good when they do it to Splatoon. Not that I'd expect a newfag and poltard to really understand. Please do us all a favor, stop ruining /v/ and /pol/. Go back to r/the_donald or where ever you fags came from before the election and choke on your bottle of DNA Force.
1f81ec No.15140235
>>15140173
>2015 newfag lies about state of board as if there weren't merchant posting and political comments here and there
Oh sure, people made jokes here and there before then, but it wasn't obnoxious or taken seriously. Nowadays though I keep seeing threads derailed (see many of the previous Splatoon threads for example with evolution and climate change) and people take shit so fucking seriously, acting like the most inconsequential shit is a huge fucking deal. All this reactionary politics gets tiring after a while, y'know? I just wanna talk about video games.
>I'd love it if Sega greenlit the project or if Splatoon got some crossover gear. Hell I wish we'd get the Ika gear back as well but JSR would blend right in.
Honestly announcing JSR gear for splatoon would be a great way for SEGA to gauge/increase interest in a new JSR game. We have at least one more major update for Splatoon 2 to look forward to so we might still get a surprise.
b5a253 No.15140251
>>15140207
>Not liking Squid Sisters posting picture of token nigger character.
119236 No.15140278
>>15140251
I like the squid sisters just fine. I just also like Off the Hook. all my squid pics are lewd so I had to post Marina
87cace No.15140498
>>15140155
>Shitposters will pretend that rollers don't take skill
Ebin meme.
5cac41 No.15140612
>>15140207
I was here before the elections and did not care about them until 2016 because I was an apathetic apolitical piece of shit. If you don't have another argument you back your laughable shit taste then don't waste my time with your strawman.
>>15140235
>(see many of the previous Splatoon threads for example with evolution and climate change)
Jesus that could hardly be called a derail since people were arguing about evolution in SPLATOON, and a brief tangent popped up about abos not being human. Spoiler alert: They aren't. and like 2 or 3 posts about how realistically the world wouldn't be the like Splatoon universe if the caps melted. A lot of people include that as a footnote in their main discussion as well. This is tolerable compared to the god awful fucking derails I've seen on this board before.
>wasn't taken seriously
Where do you think you are? People always kvetched about muh politics since 2015, what you are doing now isn't new. Not saying it's never happened but the majority of the time I've seen it is when /leftypol/ shills stir shit up and advocate communism or communist policies, unlike /pol/ who only moderately annoyed me in the past they admitted to trying to shill on smaller boards and /v/ which of courser stirs of a shit storm. I bring up all this, mostly to make the point that you should expect some slight derails until this next splatfest is over and done with because of it's sensitive context of being a race war, but by all means do not let people like that faggot torpedo just casually walk in here and do it.
>Honestly announcing JSR gear for splatoon Hell Sega could also float the idea of a remaster and a Switch port to further test the waters. They could ask Ninty, "hey how about a double promotion" and see how it goes. I'm not sure we will ever see Future on anything but the og Xbox though, which is a damn shame. On another note, do you think Splatoon 3 will release on Switch in another year or two from now after Splatoon 2 dries up it's support? I'm really hoping they backpeddal on the paid online thing before they release anymore multiplayer games but it doesn't look like they are backing down.
>>15140278
>I like the squid sisters, I just shit on them to make OTH look better
>diives
Called it, shit taste.
cfb3ca No.15140633
>>15140155
If carbon had no ability to 1HKO, it would be the absolute worst weapon in the game, including the inkbrush and goo tuber. It's fine. The only thing that needs to change is that for some ridiculous reason the hero roller in 2 is a recolor of the carbon roller with the stats of the standard roller, which ruins the ability to tell what you're facing at a glance.
c9ea1d No.15140714
>>15138889
They were 27 last year
64174c No.15140777
I have returned from vacation. What did I miss?
68ca4c No.15140784
>>15140612
>On another note, do you think Splatoon 3 will release on Switch in another year or two from now
I doubt they're releasing another Splatoon game until Nintendo launches another console. Another DLC pack is probable.
67f671 No.15140810
68ca4c No.15140821
fd08ee No.15140864
For someone who wants to start using rollers, do you have a recommended roller to use and a recommended loadout?
f4bbd8 No.15140871
>>15140235
you should lurk more if you believe /v/ is a gated community. there IS going be some bleed over from other boards into our discussions sometimes. take those /pol/like threads that want to talk vidya and bash leftys too. and /pol/ gamers who make posts that are part vidya, part politics. no way to avoid something so inevitable. whats different now is that /v/ mods use to be more lenient. now they are act more like /a/ mods and delet like crazy
534d86 No.15140913
>>15140864
I don't use rollers much but the basic roller and Carbon Roller Deca seem to be the most popular. You can never go wrong with swim speed and special charge up. Ninja Squid works well too.
fd08ee No.15140924
>>15140913
I was thinking of using those and also getting some ink usage down or speed up the ink recharge rate.
e745f3 No.15140951
"Marinafag" from the two last threads here. What the fuck happened?
67f671 No.15140954
68ca4c No.15140973
>>15140871
Speaking of /a/, Splatoon anime adaptation when?
>>15140954
I swear, if you say autism one more time…
67f671 No.15140979
68ca4c No.15140985
>>15140979
This is the future you chose.
2bf64c No.15141015
>>15139980
>if i post a bunch of cute pictures while i shitpost nobody will notice im shitposting
68ca4c No.15141030
>>15141015
Half of the posts here are shitposts, your point is moot.
64174c No.15141033
9aa490 No.15141037
>>15141030
>moot
Fuck off back to 4cuck >>>4/chan/
4ff956 No.15141039
>>15141015
Works fine for me.
2bf64c No.15141049
>>15141030
maybe half of the posts here should be shot in the nutsack
9aa490 No.15141054
>>15141049
Cuntboys don't have nutsacks, so it looks like squidkids come out on top again
534d86 No.15141057
>>15141049
I don't think posts have nutsacks.
68ca4c No.15141078
>>15141054
What about dickgirls?
2bf64c No.15141085
>>15141057
look around you, the entire posts are nutsacks
a2b4c1 No.15141100
9aa490 No.15141102
2bf64c No.15141129
i have an important question. with the apparent censorship of butts in smash bros 5 which is absolutely hein(ey)ous, does squid girl retain her bodacious backside in that game or am i self immolating?
d37de5 No.15141130
5cac41 No.15141237
>>15141015
>shitposting about waifus and superior idol duo is bad
68ca4c No.15141260
>>15141129
This is probably going to be the most you'll see of it anyway because of the camera angles and how they move in the game and whatnot so it wouldn't really matter.
68ca4c No.15141264
>>15141256
Fucking hell, beat me to it.
e3e48a No.15141415
Which one of you fuckers did this
>>>/b/8146243
bf28dd No.15141499
I want to see Marina in a hime-type royal kimono. I havethis thing for royal gowns.
430572 No.15141641
000000 No.15141990
>>15141641
>be playing rainmaker
>C+ because I've just started
>first shield explosion kills 2-3 players
>noone bothers flanking, everyone unloads on the shield
>someone takes the rainmaker
>never pushes
>or failes to take the obvious path and walks by the enemy spawn, with predictable results
>or, in one case, walks to their base and fails to realize that this won't work happened twice in the same match. We won, but it was kinda awkward since the battle line was somewhat in the middle while the rainmaker was not there.
The 20 second games you sometimes get are nice tho.
0b7b54 No.15142051
I want a picture of an inkling boy getting ballbusted and dominated by an octoling female, maybe leading up to full castration or penectomy.
a2b4c1 No.15142062
>>15142051
kill yourself nigger
0b7b54 No.15142064
>>15142062
Fine, flip the races. I'm flexible.
a2b4c1 No.15142082
>>15142064
No just no don't ever do that to a male. It's not sexy in the slightest and the fact you desired it shows you're insane and out of it Seriously fuck right off with your bullshit
0b7b54 No.15142089
>>15142082
Drawings do not equal real life nigga. How about this, an octoling female wants inkling ink so she starts milking an inkling boy, and his ink shoots out of his dick with every punch? Besides, they're made out of ink so it's not like he's really getting hurt.
b1500f No.15142100
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0d3b91 No.15142134
>>15135695
What worked for me was to stand on the opposite corner of the stage once phase 3 begins so that the first volley of autobombs just blow up shortly after landing and don't pursue you. Once the first volley is done it was the same strategy I used in phase 2 where I would just lead the autobombs around behind me in circles, or line them up and ink under them in a line, then swim through it for a controlled detonation of them at a safe time. Phase 1 was the ink bomb bait followed by a rush, and phase 5 was circling around the pillar for cover and hoping to get a lucky opening.
Phase 1 and 2 done just right are trivial, for 1 ink to the left of where agent 3 will land, then once the splashdown is gone throw a bomb to the right of where she lands and immediately start inking to her left. If you do it just right she'll dodge roll directly into the bomb and you'll be able to swim up and get 2-3 shots in to finish phase 1 in less than 15 seconds. For phase 2 you can attempt this same thing, but if it fails you'll want to ink to her right and swim up to her right side during a bubble special, but set off the autobomb first. She turns very slowly so if you strafe around her in a counter clockwise manner you can usually outgun her.
d37d89 No.15142144
>>15141641
>>15141990
S+ in rainmaker and it doesn't make it any better. To a lesser extent, neither does X. I once dropped from S to B+ after a single bar break from constant losses.
>teammates on the complete opposite side of the map from the objective
>constant disconnects on my team, never theirs
>teammates squid partying
>teammates having troubles with a 3v1 fight
>frequently stuck fighting 4v1, entire team nowhere to be seen
>team can't coordinate properly
>won't defend me when carrying the rainmaker
>frequently have to carry my entire team alone
I've had to do some illogical and nonsensical shit to win sometimes. I don't understand it with this game. There are retards in all ranks, including X. Meanwhile, they're almost always on my team. Sometimes, I wonder if it's my fault. It probably is. I'm never going to be good at this game.
0ed5aa No.15142272
>>15140155
>Carbon's 1HKO is bullshit, it should always be two hits minimum
Why is that? It is already hard to approach ranged players even with ninja squid since they ink everywhere and a single miss from your roller can cost you a splat against other players that aim like aimbots. Therefor, I am making up my lack of aiming skill with subtlety in ninja squid (curling bombs go well with that too, try to ink everywhere and spread the bombs and try to confuse them as to which path you'll take and be quick about it)
ca7bc2 No.15142274
2c785e No.15142431
>It's already July 12th
>Tuxedo outfit not released yet
I have no pool, and I must close it.
87cace No.15142728
>>15142272
>flicks almost as fast as an inkbrush
>has an insta-kill range only slightly shorter than a splatroller
>burst bomb cancelling nearly always guarantees a kill
>fair and balanced
b0fc9a No.15142733
>>15142728
>I can't play against it so it's broken
87cace No.15142762
>>15142733
>st-stop calling out my bullshit, no skill weapon
The only people who use the carbon roller are fags who are too retarded and lazy to use an inkbrush.
0ed5aa No.15142780
>>15142762
>Getting this much butthurt over the carbon
Show me where the burst bombs have touched you.
f19371 No.15142826
Pearl amiibo tomorrow. Hah.
87cace No.15142921
>>15142780
>calling out something as broken or no skill means must you're bad
I guess that means if a guy who is the best player in the whole world at a certain video game said something in it was too powerful or easy that means he just has to "git gud XD".
How about you come up with a reason why the carbon isn't bullshit weapon used only by retards.
>inb4 b-b-but >>15142272 said…
Every roller weapon has trouble getting close to opponents, except every other roller weapon is either too slow or too weak to kill their target fast enough if they're spotted or miss their first attack, unlike the carbon which is too fast and too strong to get punished as easily.
2ece73 No.15142935
>>15139742
That's a nice idea but I'm going to ruin it for you Sunset Overdrive already did it basically. Not saying it COULDN'T work, just we've been there before.
>>15139970
Poison Jam gear re branded as "Shark costume" or something would work **Even though they're meant to be monsters they always looked like sharks to me.
0ed5aa No.15142982
>>15142921
>How about you come up with a reason why the carbon isn't bullshit weapon used only by retards.
Except for the fact that in maps where you can barely paint shit (Shellendorf, Hotel), you get fucked for your shit range. You also get fucked as a roller in maps like Triggerfish where you are wide open and other weapons like charger/splatling can fuck you up. At least the Dynamo can do a bit in those situations and we don't have an inkbrush that would boost our movement to infiltrate/flank.
So yeah, keep getting triggered from Carbons, because you are too retarded to watch the ink around you and back off from ambushes.
534d86 No.15142996
New update already? It comes out tonight, apparently.
2aa062 No.15143017
>>15141129
>oh no there are no sexy butts in my kid-friendly family game for babies
534d86 No.15143018
>>15142996
The Nautilus can store its charge, and the bloblobber lobs blobs (duh) that bounce on the floor and walls. Also, those new ink tanks look like giant baby bottles.
source: https://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/175812736278/version-320-is-scheduled-to-be-released-this
87cace No.15143147
>>15142982
>You also get fucked as a roller in maps like Triggerfish where you are wide open and other weapons like charger/splatling can fuck you up
Every weapon that isn't long range sucks on triggerfish because triggerfish is shit map in general, this isn't a problem unique to rollers.
>we don't have an inkbrush that would boost our movement to infiltrate/flank
The carbon's nearly as fast as inkbrush so this complaint is entirely moot, it also has much better subs and specials than the inkbrushes so it has more options when attacking an enemy.
>So yeah, keep getting triggered from Carbons, because you are too retarded to watch the ink around you and back off from ambushes
>implying I'm bad again because he has no actual arguments
I pity you anon, it must be hard having autism and having to rely on a crutch weapon.
68ca4c No.15143173
>>15141415
>goes from squid majority to octo edging out squid
More proof /b/ has shit taste.
>>15142762
Are there any notable differences in the Carbon Roller between Splatoon 1 and 2? Asking because I still don't have Splatoon 2
>>15142996
That bloblobber looked like a fucking bathtub for a minute.
5cac41 No.15143186
>>15141415
>/b/ shifted vote in favor of their shit taste for a game they do not play
Fucking hell. Oh well, we'll see the results of this war soon.
>>15142996
>wake up this morning
>ancho-v is back
Best map is back boys!
87cace No.15143204
>>15143173
>Are there any notable differences in the Carbon Roller between Splatoon 1 and 2?
Aside from the slightly different sub and special, it has had its roll speed increased.
682367 No.15143422
>>15143173
>That bloblobber looked like a fucking bathtub for a minute.
I don't see what else it could be. It even has a mixer faucet handle, with the faucet itself removed so it can serve as a second handle.
bf28dd No.15143568
/b/ just want to be a gang of afro octo-niggers so they can coose the pool due to BLEACH. Nothing more.
7b16d0 No.15143621
>>15143568
I'd BLEACH an octonigger tbh
4ff956 No.15143714
>>15142935
Sunset Overdrive is what you get when a gaggle of Redditors and 9gaggers all pretend to be punk and counter-culture.
bf28dd No.15143726
BLEACH could be the AIDS of Splatoon.
An infectious disease with no cure that robs you of your colors and your life. Your ink becomes so thin like water that you can no longer maintain your form and eventually your insides collapse and you dissolve away. A terrible slow agonizing painful way to die.
4ff956 No.15143742
>>15143726
You're reminding me of Epic Mickey and its "paint vs. paint thinner" dynamic.
bf28dd No.15143756
>>15143742
That's one place where the idea came from. This is squid ink though. So the chemicals are completely different and more bio-fiendly. Squid ink is a delicacy when extracted from the sack.
68ca4c No.15143797
>>15143756
>Squid ink is a delicacy when extracted from the sack.
I guess that's why some people love it on their seafood so much.
682367 No.15143895
>>15143797
My cat is fucking crazy about squid for some reason. I find it especially puzzling since it's essentially odorless and my standing theory on why cats love fish was that they have such a distinct smell.
b728a4 No.15144134
>>15142996
>Bloblobber is a literal urinal
This weapon is gonna be excellent to piss people off both metaphorically and very literally.
682367 No.15144159
>>15144134
Did you see many urinals with a shower mixer and handles in your time? It's a bathtub any way you slice it.
173511 No.15144172
>>15142996
That's a toilet.
0249a1 No.15144341
This game has become impossible to play. The cheaters are running rampant in Rank S and above. Last Splatfest there were a shitload of cheaters as well using modded weapons that one shot.
bf28dd No.15144430
>>15144341
We're going to be stuck with cheaters until paid online rolls out. And by then nobody good on 8chan will play Splatoon 2.
c9ea1d No.15144505
>>15144341
>Being a faggot with cheats to cry about there not being anticheat
68ca4c No.15144675
>>15144430
At least we still have 1.
d908f1 No.15144848
>>15144430
I'll keep playing once paid online is a thing
6eef62 No.15144896
>>15138916
よく頑張った。
>>15142100
Kek, underrated post.
>>15144341
This really sucks.
>>15144675
Yeah, except there are exploits are in 1 as well and the playerbase is dwindling fast.
1f81ec No.15144903
>>15144430
It's $20 a year how fucking poor do you think I am?! Sure, it's a waste of money but in this glorious global capitalist economy of ours I'm allowed to waste my money as much as I damn well please and god dammit if you tell me otherwise imma give you five across the face through your computer screen.
c9ff38 No.15144925
>>15144903
it wouldn't be so bad if they actually offered something for it instead of WELL IT USED TO BE FREE BUT THEN WE DECIDED IT WASN'T FREE ANYMORE FUCK YOU
1f81ec No.15144938
>>15144925
They'll certainly be adding more to it so I'm not too broken up about it. Nintendo's probably aware that paid online rollout and quality is a make-or-break moment for them, as it could easily hurt or destroy the Switch's current momentum, so hopefully they'll be more attentive of their userbase than usual.
d908f1 No.15144942
Once again, would anybody like to join Con, Kero and Bonnie for team Octopus for Splatfest? We'll be playing the last few hours of it on Saturday. kthnxbi
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5cac41 No.15145015
>>15144848
>>15144903
>>15144938
>faggots defending paid online
>I-it's ok when nintendo does it!
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
1f81ec No.15145022
>>15145015
I never said it's okay. I just don't care because the worst that could possibly happen is kids being priced out of online gaming.
c572f6 No.15145029
>>15145015
"It's okay when nintendo does it" is codeword for "Sony and microsoft already does it but I get to criticize nintendo for not doing better than the rest".
5cac41 No.15145053
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>>15145022
>I don't think it's ok, but I'm doing it anyway.
Have you no standards? If it drops hard on Nintendo they might remove it, if it doesn't I don't care I'm never paying an extra fee to play video game online.
> just don't care because the worst that could possibly happen is kids being priced out of online gaming.
>kids being priced out
Who pays $60 a year to play shitty games on their Xbox and Playstations? Or rather who's parents?
>>15145029
No Nintoddler, it's shit whenever anyone does it. I'm not going to kiss their ass because it's cheaper. When Sony launched paid online as intelligent people predicted they eventually would do after Microsoft did it, it was $50. Now it's $60. I have no delusions in regards to Nintendo not eventually raising the price in the future.
They already spat on Iwata who was against this kind of thing. "Oh we're so sad he's dead, he was good man." my fucking ass!
37e787 No.15145100
>>15145022
Instead you only get objectively stupid people. What an improvement. Besides, I doubt any modern parents would refuse to pay for online. The average retard has been conditioned to accept paid online, just like you have. Of course you try to justify it with some undeniably awful "argument". You're the kind of fuckwit that buys shit products just because you want to attempt to annoy people. All you get is a shit product, a lighter wallet and even worse products in the future.
>>15145029
Look at that, a genuine fanboy. How disgusting. If I refuse to buy any modern console because they're all extremely anti-consumer, why should I excuse Nintendo? And, for argument's sake, if we assume that I was only applying this criticism to Nintendo, what would it change? Paid online is still unacceptable and supporting it makes you a complete moron. Comparing them to the other two in the race to the bottom doesn't make them good, especially not when you only do it to justify paying for a bad product and service. If every restaurant on a street puts shit in their food, it doesn't excuse putting shit in their food. You don't have to support any of them, nor should you.
1f81ec No.15145141
>>15145053
$60 a year is higher, but absolutely not absurd for a parent that has to pay hundreds a year for things like cable and internet. People happily paid way more just for WoW every year back in the day, and people still pay more than that for FFXIV. Hell, there are still people that loudly proclaim that MMOs should go back to majority subscription based systems, and they have a point that f2p did lead to a lot of cancerous practices in MMOs. Why would consoles be any different? PC only gets away with it because most normalfags see building a PC as some insurmountable technological achievement for some reason.
>>15145100
I'm not getting Switch online just to annoy people, I'm getting it to have fun playing splatoon with friends.
bf28dd No.15145159
I'm hoping to have fun with Octo Expansion's single player when I can afford it. That said it might be time for me to retire from Splatoon afterwards because paid online. Losing save and having a limited network connection fucking suck paid online in September confirms my retirement. I suppose I can spend time to make lewds when I get time. That's as probably as far as my support will go.
d908f1 No.15145206
>>15144946
Righteous. Who are you?
5cac41 No.15145222
>>15145141
>People happily paid way more just for WoW every year back in the day
Yeah and look what an impact that has had.
>and people still pay more than that for FFXIV
I don't care what the fucking paypigs of the industry do. MMOs are dogshit.
>Hell, there are still people that loudly proclaim that MMOs should go back to majority subscription based systems, and they have a point that f2p did lead to a lot of cancerous practices in MMOs. Why would consoles be any different?
>comparing a fucking business model for games to a company gatekeeping you out of online support on a platform set up independantly of said platform and costs virtually nothing to maintain
>especially when said platform doesn't even have the barebones minimum of features expected of online service
Pic related.
>>15145159
We can always play the first game until they drop support for the WiiU. I bet we can play online using Cemu in the future, and that will allow us even more room to add our own skins, ink, and maps for maximum fun. Hell if some of the content creators are creative enough we might be able to use some of the features from the 2nd game but who knows. Zelda modding was surprisingly impressive for me.
https://gamebanana.com/games/5866
5cac41 No.15145225
>>15145222
*independently of said games
Jesus Christ
1f81ec No.15145248
>>15145206
My player name is SpaceAIDS. Do you guys need my friend code?
d908f1 No.15145295
bf28dd No.15145408
>>15145222
I'd love to use Cemu, but my PC needs a better processor which requires a better motherboard. Plus one of my GPUs died last month. I'm working with what I have while I still have it to make self-employment since employment is no longer an option for me.
750247 No.15145422
>>15145222
>paypigs
They're called faggots you tremendous boy molesting fruit.
68ca4c No.15145459
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>>15144896
>Yeah, except there are exploits are in 1 as well
>search "splatoon wii u online 2018"
>this is the third result
Christ.
68ca4c No.15145494
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>>15138916
>mouse+keyboard function
People have already found a workaround, but you have to pay out of your ass for an adapter.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Cross-Hair-G29-G27-G25-Mouse-Keyboard-Converter-for-PS4-PS3-Xbox-One-360-Switch/152625204240?hash=item23892bcc10%3Ag%3AqMcAAOSwyi9aBBYO&_sacat=0&_nkw=Cross+Hair+G27+G25+Mouse+Keyboard+Converter&_from=R40&rt=nc&_trksid=m570.l1313
d908f1 No.15145522
>>15145494
It's not worth it. It emulates stick controls, which is stiff.
1f81ec No.15145533
>>15145295
Gonna have to give me a minute on that sadly. My switch is dead as fuck and charging.
>>15145459
This is why I don't get people acting like hacking in Splatoon 2 is somehow new. Like where the hell do you think those hackers came from? Splatoon 1 can only get worse with this hacking shit. Not to mention that whole save file getting corrupted when an octoling is in inkopolis glitch never got fixed.
534d86 No.15145601
How do I git gud at chargers without losing rank, wasting meal/drink tickets, or making my teammates hate me?
1f81ec No.15145634
>>15145601
Try it out in turf war.
0fa265 No.15145666
>>15145601
Go in Turf War with it. Of course you're going to be hated, but you're playing with a bunch of randos. Do you really think they're going to remember your username after the game is over? If you actually do give a shit about that, you can just change your profile name while you're testing shit.
607957 No.15145686
>>15145601
Turf War really is the way to go, and so what if you lose a few games, chances are good you're playing with a bunch of stupid kids that jump in the middle.
1f81ec No.15145705
>>15145295
>>15145533
Alright my friend code is 0423-3146-2726
Anyone else who wants to add me is free to as well.
ce0c82 No.15145707
c9ea1d No.15145789
>>15145707
They're updating the game you big dummy
9aa490 No.15145798
>>15145789
I wonder if they're adding c
ce0c82 No.15145813
>>15145789
I wish they weren't. They're trying to make me miss out on Salmon Run for the first time since I got the game.
I already fought a damn blizzard and won to get my orbular lottery tickets. Now I must fight Nintendo.
0fa265 No.15145832
>>15145494
>$120 just to not use motion controls or deal with using sticks.
What the fuck. I could just about buy another switch tablet for a bit more for custom firmware and then hope for Keyboard+mouse homebrew.
b228a9 No.15145845
All that's left for me is Girl Power Station and then the true final boss.. Is there any way to do this or is the only option to Git Gud?
0fa265 No.15145863
59e825 No.15145868
>>15145845
Spawncamp with bombs and be a little shit with the roller.
As for the secret fight, git gud or abuse the way explosive blocking works on the DJ Table.
1f81ec No.15145914
>>15145845
It's easy as piss with the octobrush
5cac41 No.15145929
>>15145408
Cemu needs a ton of optimization anyway, and probably wont be online accessible for year.
>>15145422
I was referencing fucking worthless men who fetishize giving money to cunts who verbally abuse them over the internet, and essentially serve as they walking wallets just to enjoy the abuse. Yeah you could call them faggots, but I was being specific here.
0fa265 No.15145969
Update is live, restart your game if you haven't already. A list of changes can be found here https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897
Tenta missiles now actually do something if you target a single person.
000000 No.15146016
>>15134833
>>15134896
I'm more excited for this than the Croatia vs France world cup finals that very same day.
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Splatfest#Completed_Splatfests_in_Splatoon_2
In North America and Oceania, Pearl has won more splatfests than Marina.
>Pearl 8 wins : Marina 6 wins
In Europe, Pearl has crushed Marina.
>Pearl 10 wins : Marina 4 wins
In Japan, Marina has crushed Pearl.
>Pearl 5 wins : Marina 9 wins
For the current Inklings vs Octolings "race war", the previous data suggests that Pearl will be the fan favorite in NA/Oceania and Europe. And Marina will be the fan favorite in Japan.
Or who knows? Maybe this will be a global sweep for Pearl. Given that Inklings are more popular than Octolings overall. Their popularity attributed to them being the face of the Splatoon series, even having an Inkling girl star in Mario Kart and Smash Bros games as their "Splatoon representative". Octolings have only gotten a minor boost in popularity thanks to Marina and the Octo Expansion dlc, but not enough to eclipse the popularity of the Inkling mainstays.
Well, we'll find out on Sunday.
c9ff38 No.15146041
>>15145969
>roller buff
>dualie nerf
o boy
68ca4c No.15146048
>>15146016
If Marina wins both popularity and solo/team wins then I'll be fucking pissed, especially after what's been going on the last few splatfests.
534d86 No.15146056
>Splash-o-Matic: Shooting while jumping will no longer cause shot variability.
HALLELUJAH
25a533 No.15146072
>finally get the Octo DLC
>oh this is kind of cool
>having fun, some levels are a little rough, mostly trying to get the most rewards
>have about 12k or so currency
>oh another target level, but the squiffer maybe the bamboozler is an option, neat
>how bad can it be?
>proceed to suffer
>keep consistently fucking up, whether it be not landing on ink lines to misjudged distance to the target to break the boxes
>when I'm almost poor I only then realize I don't need to really charge it except for the large boxes
>drop down to 1k, don't have any choice, just grab the jet squelcher and call it a day
Holy shit, I haven't had a single player mode get me mad like that in a long time, I'm still early in but it's actually really neat.
Also can't wait to ethnically cleanse Octos from the surface this splatfest. But if we fuck up, I hope it becomes something canon and makes for as big a story change as The Callie vs Marie splatfest
607957 No.15146073
>When pressing B to return to Inkopolis Square from Grizzco Industries, players will appear near the Grizzco entrance.
I was just about to bitch about this too.
c9ff38 No.15146077
>>15146073
It's one of those "small but nice" changes.
0fa265 No.15146084
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>>15146072
D02 is good for farming points if you run low or are in debt. or when you want points to throw into the vending machine for tickets after you clear the octo expansion.
25a533 No.15146091
Speaking of changes, was the original blaster messed with to make splatting tougher? Maybe it's just that my wifi is a bit wonky right now, or maybe there's defensive stats since I haven't played in ages, but it feels like I need anywhere from 3 to 4 shots to splat people, but maybe I'm too used to the old splatoon.
534d86 No.15146110
>>15146056
This is what it used to be when jumping. Less accurate than the Sploosh. Now that it retains perfect accuracy in the air, jump strafing will be viable again.
The Squiffer change is nice too, but not enough to save it.
fc7b10 No.15146238
>10 missiles for a single person
Finally, a reason to only shoot at one person. This will be nice for rainmmaker.
faacdc No.15146420
>tfw finally get all the mem cakes only to try out Inner Agent 3
Jesus fuck, I didn't expect this shit to be this hard.
603cd0 No.15146433
>>15146238
>playing with the mumble, and the other team is using tenta missiles
Please lord, I was not prepared for this hellfire.
Oh well, at least the buff to my main (Neo-Splash) makes it fucking ridiculous. Being able to jump strafe with this thing, and still aim, is fucking insane.
c9ea1d No.15146486
>Big tank is exclusive to Splattershot JRs
That's pretty sad, lad.
0fa265 No.15146552
>>15146420
Their bombs have a bigger blast radius than the usual auto bombs, and they follow you for a lot longer than the ones in multiplayer. It's sometimes better to just get close enough to start their detonation before swimming away. Good fucking luck on Phase 3 where their special is autobomb spam.
Inner Agent 3 can also roll through your ink, and in my experience, it seems they can even swim in your ink almost as well as their own. It takes 11 shots with the octoshot to proceed to the next phase, or a splat bomb and 4 shots, or 2 splat bombs. They can recover their health over time, especially while swimming in their own ink. They also have infinite ink, and has the best aim of any AI I've seen in the game. 5 phases, with the last one just being splashdown all over the arena and one additional splashdown when their health is less than half. good fucking luck.
c9ea1d No.15146573
>Full runspeed up on hat
>Full runspeed up on splatfest tee
>Full inksaver second on shoes
>Sanic with autobombs
603cd0 No.15146583
>>15146552
>>15146420
People had a problem with this fight?
0fa265 No.15146604
>>15146583
It might be that I absolutely refused to use motion controls, but yes.
c9ea1d No.15146741
Are replacement joysticks for joycons cheap?
45d218 No.15146850
>>15138585
Spawncamping is your friend. About the time when the two from the sides instead of the front (with blaster and slosher) after you kill them, you should retreat to center (preferably on one of the solid blocks) because 4 of them come at once to attack that thing
Also, though it may be counter intuitive, you might try destroying the boxes around this time as well. It can help in the confusion to see where they are. Splashdown is the only special you should be using, others take too long to set up.
I beat girl power with splattershot, slosher, dualies and blaster.
701e57 No.15146918
>>15145969
>fixed the carbon roller ink consumption
yes
7b8acc No.15147136
>>15146741
They're like $5 on ebay. Chinese sellers, though.
c9ea1d No.15147264
>>15147136
If they're as decent as the vita replacement sticks I can tolerate it.
faacdc No.15147410
>>15146552
I think I've mostly got him down, but I just need to stop being a fuck up. I can see the patterns but I keep messing them up. Whoever decided that being damaged should slow you down needs to get fucking shot. I wasn't even planning on wearing that toothpick but now its fuckin personal. I see why people parade that shit.
0ed5aa No.15147596
>>15145494
Problem is even if I do get it, I might get in trouble playing with that shit online since I might be labeled as a cheater.
0ed5aa No.15147606
>>15144942
>All my mumble comrades are team octopussy
Traitors the lot of you
68ca4c No.15147742
>"The promised land is a (((Tanakh))) reference
How did nobody suspect anything from the beginning?
c572f6 No.15147762
>>15147606
>implying octolings weren't far and away the first wish for anons since splatoon 1
>implying all this sudden octo hate isn't primarily motivated by "m-muh brown skin on marina"
Y'all niggers forgot how to have fun.
25a533 No.15147767
Holy shit I just finished matchmaster station j02 with the blaster pro and let just say never a-fucking-gain. Went from 35k to 9k and only once I hit the 12k mark did I learn that the vault held a checkpoint.
68ca4c No.15147794
If the telephone is jewish then why isn't the final boss a giant dreidel?
If they got away with slipping the Hebrew Bible reference in I'm sure they could have had a little more fun with the concept.
c9ea1d No.15147825
When's the splatfest again? I really want to lay into those octos
68ca4c No.15147830
68ca4c No.15147850
>>15147825
>>15147830
Fuck, that reply was supposed to be in another thread. It starts next week (July 20 in North America)
c9ea1d No.15147851
>>15147830
Oh no I have laundry
4ff956 No.15147876
>>15147825
Starts on the 20th or so.
5cac41 No.15147927
>>15147762
>sudden octo hate
>newfag is unaware of a whole plethora of remove octarian memes
e745f3 No.15148777
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Todokete man does it again.
8741dd No.15148835
>>15147606
I would've picked squid, but fighting together as a team is more important than what banner we fight under.
>>15147825
7/20 9:00 pm Pacific Time.
603cd0 No.15148893
>>15146604
I made this for last thread, too, but like. You're basically using a controller, in a game that was made for a mouse. Gyro aiming is technically only about 90% as accurate as a mouse, or something, whatever that Anon in last thread said.
But it's still leagues more accurate than whatever you're probably capable of, with just sticks.
306ec7 No.15148972
Daily reminder that squids leave their young unprotected in a free-floating giant egg bubble while Octos actually protect their young to ensure that they hatch safely. Octos confirmed for superior parents.
also does this mean that the bubble blower is using squid eggs?
5cac41 No.15148983
>>15148972
>octopus and squid are the same things as octarians and inklings
Calling 1-800-Come Now.
8741dd No.15149064
>>15145248
>>15144946
>>15145705
I think we got our 4th man, Barrel, so I might need to cancel my offer for the Splatfest. Sorry about that. We'll do some league, some salmon run, some turf war, or some privates with the Mumble squids in the future. Hit me up some time, squigger.
0249a1 No.15149091
THEY FINALLY NERFED AUTOBOMBS!
>Decreased ink consumption when using a standard ink tank from 70% to 55% of ink tank capacity.
>Decreased maximum target tracking time by 1.5 seconds.
>Decreased damage radius when exploding by roughly 7%.
About fucking time. Now maybe the boss fight with Agent 3 will be easier.
Also loving the roller buffs
>Decreased ink consumption when inking the ground with the roller while moving at top speed by roughly 33%.
2c785e No.15149128
>>15149091
>Now maybe the boss fight will be easier
Balance changes to weapons and specials in the multiplayer don't affect existing Single-Player content.
Try going back to Agent 4's story, and pick up the Stingray special in Level 3. It still only fires in a narrow beam, like it did when the game launched.
8741dd No.15149247
So, because the Squidforce logo is angular, I didn't bother curving the text. It wouldn't look right. Should I post this as is, or should I make the logo smaller and have the words at each corner of the logo? Any suggestions for changes?
60cdc6 No.15149260
>>15149247
I like it that way.
How'd you make that? Draw pixel by pixel? Mine sucks in comparison
8741dd No.15149312
>>15149260
With actual drawings, I use a capacitive stylus on the switch. If doing something with text or with defined, straight lines, I mock it up in Photoshop and use a COOV N100 to have it automatically plotted out. Pictures 1 and 2 have my handle plotted out and then were drawn manually. Pictures 3 and 4 were all drawn in Photoshop and then plotted out with the COOV N100. SplatHex will let you automatically upload a picture from your computer to your save file, which you can transfer to your Switch using Ya'llAreNuts via the HomebrewLauncher
Any other questions?
534d86 No.15149727
>cold blooded
FUCK.
I was looking forward to this, too.
60cdc6 No.15149754
>>15149312
Why do I need voodoo magic for this shit?
>>15149727
>buy amiibo
>gear isn't even 3star
Can you scrub the amiibo data and get the gear again?
ce0c82 No.15149769
>>15149727
Are you fucking kidding me?
I wanted this to try and make my woomy look like a Pearl fangirl, but this crosses the fucking line. I'll stick with the Kingflip Mesh.
5c65ea No.15149777
>>15149727
How did you get the amiibo already ?! Here in France I'm still not seeing it online…
306ec7 No.15149792
f21ad9 No.15149797
>>15149754
>Why do I need voodoo magic for this shit?
Because Nintendo hates you, me, and everyone else wanting to share stuff on their platform. The same reason why you have to have Facebook or Twitter to post shit. Also, nobody sees your drawings unless they're extremely popular, resulting in generally a tiny community of about 7 or 8 artists are frequently featured and nobody else.
2c785e No.15149819
>>15149777 (unlucky trips)
They were always supposed to launch on July 13th; their gear appeared in last night's update for a reason.
534d86 No.15149829
>>15149777 (nice)
release-day shipping from Amazon.
Pearl's crown has Cold Blodded.
Pearl's sweater has Respawn Punisher.
Pearl's shoes have Special Charge Up.
Marina's headphones have Special Saver.
Marina's tank top has Special Power Up.
Marina's shoes have Ink Recovery Up.
Also, Pearl's shoes are shiny.
5c65ea No.15149891
>>15149829
>>15149819
Are you American ? In Europe amazon only shows japan imported amiibos of the two. Fuck's sake.
2c785e No.15149910
>>15149891
>Are you American?
Nah, just a porridge wog. Got 'em directly from Nintendo's .co.uk store.
771243 No.15149949
We have a sneak peek of the new Shifty Station!
https://twitter.com/asasasa98765/status/1017885975689564160
This stage seems to have gates that stop the progress of the enemy team, but there are ways for the home team to get around them. These gates are dropped by shooting and bursting targets that correspond to each gate
701e57 No.15150294
534d86 No.15150325
>>15150294
Triple-Fried Galactic Shwaffle and a fast-inking weapon in Turf War.
60cdc6 No.15150398
>>15150294
Salmon run is pretty good, especially if the superbonus is shekels
87cace No.15150400
>>15150294
Have you tried selling your body?
6b2b81 No.15150442
Why does a voice filter make a generic african rapper sound like dedf1sh's voice from the original Catalog Mix?
I'm sorry.
bf28dd No.15150548
>>15150400
>inkling prostitutes
No thanks. I have enough depression today.
faacdc No.15150705
I FINALLY GOT THAT FUCKING GOLDEN TOOTHPICK
…But now what?
4ff956 No.15150726
68ca4c No.15151241
>>15150442
If you're going to shit up a bumplocked thread with music edits, at least take requests.
Do Bohemian Rhapsody, I want to hear a squid Freddie Mercury. I haven't had a good laugh in a while.
c9ff38 No.15151293
>>15151241
>squid Freddie Mercury
Finnie Mackerel.
62e4ae No.15151827
Weegee you left right before I could finish improving your art
c9ff38 No.15151865
Playing Octo Expansion.
I just realized all the tests end with a pencil object because they're tests. I hate this game's puns.
c9ea1d No.15152038
>>15150442
>Why does editing this voice to sound like dedf1sh make it sound like dedf1sh
Now that's a thinker
c9ff38 No.15152045
I've gotten all four thangs in Octo Expansion, but I've only completed 40/80 levels. Wondering if I should go ahead and finish the story or just keep doing levels.
fc7b10 No.15152079
>salmon run consisting of purely grizzco modified weapons
It's just stupid fun, I love it so much.
c9ea1d No.15152083
>>15152079
Wait that's happening right now?
fc7b10 No.15152118
>>15152083
Yes, for every single round.
c9ea1d No.15152204
>Kill a Fly fish, 2 steel eels and a scrapper with one Slosher shot
c9ea1d No.15152225
>>15152215
>Caring about matchmaking
>Ever
60cdc6 No.15152635
>>15152079
Oh yes. it's amazing.
Last time I got the slosher I didn't know how amazing it was and hated it. Then I read that it penetrates everything.
b00a27 No.15152647
Just how badly is Pearl out of shape?
c9ff38 No.15152652
>>15152647
She uses dualies, and probably spams rolls like a motherfucker. I bet the only reason she couldn't outrun everyone else is because her legs are too short.
15d597 No.15152900
>Salmonid Smokeyard
>Profreshional
>3 of us near egg basket dispatching boss salmonids and regular salmonids
>Fourth team member on opposite end of map spamming this way to get us to collect 2 eggs from a maws he lured over there and killed
>Proceeds to stand on spot and spam "this way" as fast and hard as he possibly can while staring directly at two eggs on the ground leaving the rest of us to deal with the boss salmonids right next to the basket
>Plenty of time left and quota not in desperate need of those two eggs
Am I missing something? I don't understand.
1f81ec No.15153302
>>15152045
Go ahead and finish the story, you can go back and finish the levels after the story ending.
02e7a0 No.15153604
Well… now i can say i reached 999 in Salmon Run.
60cdc6 No.15153784
>>15153604
wew lad. What's the paygrade? And how many points did you make for this event?
02e7a0 No.15153809
>>15153784
>What's the paygrade?
435%
>And how many points did you make for this event?
Depends on your teammate. Many Overarchiever on Profresh now and killing Bosses on Gay Baby Prison Island and Shore.
Points go from 350p (70 Eggs) to 450p (over 100 Eggs)
Had to open 72 Capsules after reaching 999
60cdc6 No.15153857
>>15153809
>Depends on your teammate.
Tell me about it
>Had to open 72 Capsules after reaching 999
Welp. Hope you got perfect rolls on your apron then.
Play with me pls
>>15152900
I never get those. Sure, if you're in the lower pay grades where there's just not that many bosses, but on profresh the problem is never lacking the eggs but lacking the time to collect them while you're fighting. Moreso if the game decides to throw 3 flyfish in the mix. I guess on avarage we loose 1/3 of the eggs simply because there's no time to gather them. More if they're really far away.
Chank it up to idiots being carries
0249a1 No.15153894
Okay look, I love the Grizzco Slosher, but can you stop giving it to me during Mothership rounds? It's fucking useless there.
c9ea1d No.15154102
>Be only squid out of four players
>Octos refuse to revive me
>Act like fucking idiots almost the entire time
>Game ends
>2500 Regular power eggs and 40 Golden Power eggs
FUCKING TENTACLE HEADED CLODS
60cdc6 No.15154132
>>15154102
>Octoniggers
>actually working
607957 No.15154546
>>15154132
>>15154102
Seriously, what's the fucking deal lately on Salmon Runs? It often feels like I have to support the entirety of my team for all three rounds by killing every boss and enemy, reviving every teammate multiple times, and having to retrieve every egg. On one of the rounds, I had just given up when I was the last alive for the third time, and jumped in the water, it wasn't worth the effort with the teammates I had. If I recall correctly, there wasn't anything really abnormal, just a few grillers, like two, maybe three of them, but they loved to jump right in front of them.
534d86 No.15154712
>>15154546
My guess is that a bunch of shitters have used the current rotation to rise in rank. I've been getting matched with players who shoot Maws.
Not to mention how many of these retards rush all the way to the shore to kill a scrapper, only to die while trying to strafe around it.
fc7b10 No.15154714
>>15154546
>everyone gets op weapons making the rounds easy
>people who are retarded are now getting carried even more into profreshional
It was fun when it first started, but now that the retards have woken up it's back to being a pain again.
534d86 No.15154763
Anyone want to queue Salmon Run together? I'm trying to grind cash/chunks but I keep getting paired with retards who don't know a thing about efficiency.
FC is SW-5303-1425-7234
60cdc6 No.15154808
>>15154763
Send, but I'm watching a movie right now
534d86 No.15154838
>>15154808
Can you multi-task? Actually, that might be a bad idea.
60cdc6 No.15155405
>>15154838
Whenever I try I just suck horribly. Tomorrow? It's a bit late now.
62e4ae No.15155436
>>15154763
The mumble is probably gonna be doing a lot of Salmon Run tonight, you could join us if you want.
c9ff38 No.15155496
Girl Power Station only took me 2 payments to beat. You guys talked about it like it was the devil or something.
0d62a5 No.15155591
Daily reminder that squids are trash.
60cdc6 No.15155625
>>15155591
Daily reminder that you are trash
60cdc6 No.15155744
>>15155675
whatever you say, niggerlover
67f671 No.15155783
>>15155625
>Marie went on to fight for Octolings being superior in a previous Splatfest
>Callie went on to defect to their side
Squids aren't trash but Octolings are superior
534d86 No.15155900
>played Salmon Run at least 50 times today to get up to Profreshional 999
>out of all games, only one was "Hazard Level Max"
The devs should really add another rank or two. The only way you can play on max difficulty is if the stars align and you're not matched with any shitters.
c119f8 No.15155903
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c4f635 No.15156145
>>15155675
>marina drawn with sheboon proportions
This is why we call you Octoniggers.
434ac8 No.15156369
Yo could anyone repost those eurobeat collection magnet links that got posted a while back?
0fa265 No.15158000
>>15157599
He was overcome with sadness at seeing so many of their young being taken away for the sake of profit. Perhaps he was the very father that fertilized most of those eggs.
c9ff38 No.15158785
Beat Octo Expansion. Beat all 80 levels. Beat Inner Agent 3. That was painful and I feel like I'm coming down from a heart attack. It turns out playing Switch in handheld mode with a gyroscope gets a lot harder when your hands keep shaking at random times.
5283c3 No.15159029
>>15153604
Congrats. As Praise would say "You're king squigger". Or was it nigger? I got mine, too. That outfit is kind of fresh. I like it.
b865f6 No.15159510
So… if you don`t want to lose your 400 Profresh Progress… just skip the next Salmon Run Shift.
Shits gonna be really hitting the fan.
You have to be on the edge of the map killing stingers and Flyfishes AND Reviving the shitters.
1f81ec No.15159865
Sooo new thread?
>>15159510
>That image
source?
67f671 No.15159889
ce0c82 No.15159968
>>15159510
The next rotation starts only 2 hours after this one ends. The weapon set doesn't look bad, so it might not be too difficult to remain on top.
But a lot of the shitters aren't going to be deranking themselves any time soon. Thanks to the higher paygrade, they could fail every shift and remain in Profreshional for several rotations to come. You just have to hope that most of them hit 1200p and stop playing before you decide to hop in.
67f671 No.15160235
67f671 No.15160358