7c71b6 No.15082461
Hacking Guides
https://t3chnolog1c.github.io/SwitchGuide
https://snew.github.io/r/switchhacks
http://archive.is/kVbid
http://archive.is/DzF4s
This is for all your burning questions about Switch Hacking, including but not limited to; Software exploits, release dates, bans, firmware compatibility, how-to's, and piracy.
Piracy Sites & Resources
Torrents
http://archive.is/cgdoc/
(Individual Games)
https://pastebin.com/QUb22h8Q
(Compilation Magnet)
Jewgle Drive
http://archive.is/LBZrf
(If the desired file is over quota and denies a download, right-click on the desired game you want, choose "Make a Copy", then go to "My Drive" and download it there)
Alternative Links
https://1fichier.com/dir/08K944dE
https://isosland.net/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=950
Last Resorts - Captchas Required
http://nin10news.com/switch-games-collection-xci/
https://pastebin.com/Vz4fCUr2
Compatibility Chart
https://lfsdb.com
Title List
https://archive.fo/bIbww
Tools
https://switchtools.sshnuke.net/
Upload extra tools and necessary files here.
https://volafile.org/r/keqeepeg
Retroarch
https://lakka-switch.github.io/documentation/
How to Load Backups
(Guide 1 - Hekate Method)
http://archive.is/jG0sE
https://archive.fo/9M55S
http://archive.is/9qUCO
(Guide 2 - LayeredFS method)
http://archive.is/L6jP4
Video, for the visual learners.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=oiE8Luc0c9E
The files we need are already in the "Resources" section, don't click his links
(Guide 3 - SX OS Method)
It's paid. Not recommended, yet.
https://hooktube.com/TB1HQ4DFdFY
http://archive.is/PIelc (Play online.)
Advice to people who already have SX OS: If you are going to use another microsd card, you MUST backup your license code, if you go online that is automatically a perma-ban
LayeredFS 5.0.0+ (modding) Help
A nice little .zip file containing the SD files needed for your switch to run LayeredFS, also included is the payload I use and works, as well as the SMO exe hack with SMO Sunshine over moons romfs mod, extract the contents of RomFS into the root of your SD card, overwriting anything that it asks you to. The payload folder has TegraSmashRCM for windows 32 and 64 as well as what I use switchblade.bin
https://www81.zippyshare.com/v/AdcRF1lR/file.
Keys - Master/Private
https://archive.fo/9At9N
(Open notepad, paste, save, rename it keys.dat)
https://archive.fo/WUEiB
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=OoUZsozRjqk
You need keys.dat, which the hactoolgui uses, and xciexplorer.zip, which contains some keys in a .txt
>Current News
Nintendo has begun a ban wave.
http://archive.is/ohpIl
Nintendo ups it's anti-piracy protection for online matches.
https://archive.fo/fwgOy
Recent SX OS CFW had most levels of security cracked by naehrwert and hexkyz, unfortunately and ironically, it has anti-piracy protection.
http://archive.is/ubdnh
Custom Switch Icons + Devmenu
http://archive.is/0cT26
Atmosphere OS is still alive.
http://archive.is/dh3FU
Matrix team working on Switch CFW.
http://archive.is/ZUgz4
SX OS devs "stole" code from Atmosphere devs.
http://archive.is/73xVN
Where to get a SECONDHAND switch
https://ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=Nintendo+switch+tablet&_sop=15
https://us.letgo.com/en
https://craigslist.org
Pre-made RCM Pin if you're a pussy
https://ebay.com/itm/Nintendo-Switch-3D-Printed-Joycon-Jig-For-RCM-Recovery-Mode-White-US-SELLER/273242992206
Miscellaneous
128/256gb Micro SD cards
(Comparisons & Window shopping)
http://archive.is/71jRP
http://archive.is/eKgg4
exFAT support without updating
http://archive.is/uyNHK
XCM Crossfire 4.0
(Use Non-Nintendo controllers on Switch)
http://archive.is/n8dnj
8bit-Do Bluetooth Converter
(Use nearly any Bluetooth controller on Switch)
http://archive.is/bxTPZ
Gamecube Controller Adapter for Wii U/Switch
http://archive.is/gnbpO
USB OTG Cable
(Not needed for docked mode.)
http://archive.is/SEVK7
Sync GC controllers.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=uae0lbAUJgU
Portable Dock
http://archive.is/Pd7Le
Payload Injector Dongle
http://archive.is/2ZVmB
Switch Hub
http://archive.is/n9Py2
25$ Joycons - ZIP Code
https://brickseek.com/walmart-inventory-checker?sku=656821586
Advice for wage/thriftfags
>>>/info/59
Suggestions for thread thoroughness, resources, comprehension and general formatting very much welcome.
Backup your clean NAND with memloader and hacdisktool before hacking if don't want to risk a ban
8a10f4 No.15082479
>>15082461
why are they so cheap
7c71b6 No.15082489
>>15082479
I don't know, but you better get them while you can.
55602f No.15082497
Walmart also dropped the prices for the pro-controllers to 59.99 around here. (southwest)
b96460 No.15082514
>>15082489
>6.625% tax
Holy fuck. I'm a leaf and I pay 13% on everything except food
4547ca No.15082520
>>15082479
Because they're an unpopular color combo that wasn't selling.
cb7495 No.15082521
>>15082489
>no walmart for miles
>car has busted thermostat so it overheats quickly
>heat wave in my area
Oh well, guess i'll just wait until it fully procedrops in 18-24 months
129f03 No.15082628
>>15082479
where are they cheap
0b069f No.15082660
the switch screen is too fucking small. I wouldn't have bought a switch if just my tablet + nvidia gamestream solution didn't have too much latency. Alas it's noticeable. Now I my only wish is that someone can port ppsspp and optimize it so well that it can run at fullspeed on the switch, that would make my life complete
b18be1 No.15082668
>>15082520
Yeah I thought they were bad looking and everyone else I knew told me I was crazy and they were fine
de4b7c No.15082711
The other thread is at 251 and on page 10 why was this one made? Has the bump limit been dropped to 250?
>>15007190
39cedf No.15082730
>>15082711
I think people stopped giving a shit for some reason?
It slowed down to a crawl because nothing interesting was happening with the scene even though SX OS came out.
But fuck paying to pirate games, that shit isnt even worth my time of day.
129f03 No.15082756
>>15082730
the most interesting thing I saw of late was custom mario odyssey levels
114145 No.15082772
>>15082711
My retarded ass hid the thread for like a week when I was going to make a request to edit the op, and thought mark deleted it.
Requesting actual deletion now.
39cedf No.15082784
>>15082772
Anon you fucking idiot.
114145 No.15082810
>>15082784
Now I am become retard, destroyer of threads.
de4b7c No.15083236
>>15082772
Can you not delete it yourself?
ec20d8 No.15083262
>>15082520
>Peach
>Not Wario
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE
444374 No.15083292
So is there a tl;dr of if I can pirate shit yet without SX Jewry or getting NNID banned?
51829d No.15083321
>>15082772
pupper you dummer
8a10f4 No.15083383
>walmart site and brickseed say there are two in store
>0 in store when I go to look
9cf8a5 No.15083402
Is there a PS2 emulator for the switch? The system seems like the ideal candidate for an emulator machine
51829d No.15083404
444374 No.15083417
>>15083402
There's barely even a PS2 emulator for PC. The Switch is more than capable of running a PS2 emu, I mean, there's Play! for Androidshit. But don't expect any miracles
9cf8a5 No.15083443
>>15083417
It could easily run PS2 games at their native resolutions. Having 2 analog sticks and 4 triggers make it perfect for it. Here's hoping someone can make the switch brute force it
e3bf06 No.15083524
>>15082520
The green and pink ones? I bought the Splatoon bundle partially because of those joycon colors. It's directly Splatoon related, so most people probably aren't interested in those colors, but it works for that game. Quite well, in fact.
adb02a No.15087489
>>15083236
"Wrong password"
adb02a No.15087523
Joycons are (unfortunately) now back to being 70$.
adb02a No.15088324
dc6528 No.15089151
Odd question, would backing up my NAND and restoring it later get rid of any error logs?
ccd73b No.15089739
>>15089151
yeah wondering that too. I assume it would, but I'm really no expert
58957e No.15091663
Can anyone please explain how exactly you go about backing up precious DLC? I couldn't find the usual 3DS thread and the Switch is bound to bring up this exact same problem anyways on top of shitty paid online. There's already characters like Marx in Kirby Star Allies that must be received through an internet update.
I still enjoy "Sm4sh" 3DS for what it was and the differences from Ultimate like costumes we've already seen lost, Smash Run or certain moves and I don't want to pick up a physical copy and replacement 3DS/New 2DS 20 years later or after the rapture just to fucking be locked off from Mewtwo, Lucas, Roy, Cloud and enjoying dragon OC's powers along with Hyrule Castle. I wish there was just some kind of physical distribution you just have to "rescan" every something hours so people can't just pass them out while having permanent.
The fact only a handful of people are sensibly preparing for 3DS eventually shutting down its online support while getting shittalked by retarded whiteknights is just infuriating and I've literally been looking around for hours in all kinds of searches to find some kind of "safety net". I hate digital shit beyond any fucking language.
05b740 No.15093896
>>15082514
>being a leaf
>living under marxist soyboy cuckdeau
Granted, I'm sure commiefornia has near to that percentage of tax to keep their shit going, but jesus christ anon.
44fae1 No.15093974
>>15082514
You need to escape Anon.
9b1f15 No.15094006
>>15082489
>only 6% tax
you lucky dog
8a10f4 No.15095218
>>15091663
people have all the dlc saved online already, they are installed the same way you would install any CIA file
a3cbad No.15095409
Still don't get why you'd paid 300 for a sweetch when you can get a lenovo tab3 7" for 80 and a 8bitdo for 40. It's a third of the nintendo and you don't have to wait a year to emulate shit. If you don't give two fucks about modern games that is. I know i nitendon't
a3cbad No.15095431
76730f No.15095481
>>15093869
Neat, hopefully it'll reach current cemu levels in a year or two.
76730f No.15095492
>>15095409
If you don't like Nintendo games or don't care for portability then don't get a Switch. I told this to people who were skeptical of the 3DS back in the day, wait for the second year and then buy the thing once it has content. I personally bought it since 300 isn't a whole ton of money for me, additionally playing Sonic Mania and Odyssey on the go makes it worth it for me. Emulation is going to happen, I doubt Nintendo would tell NVidia to make a Wii emulator and NOT use it for their platform at all.
29c4e0 No.15095514
>>15095492
>he plays games outside of his house
/v/ really is full of subhumans.
f0b543 No.15095533
>>15095514
>being a normalnigger is not a disability
0aa211 No.15095539
>>15095514
>tfw you realise Quentin was right about everything
5b99a7 No.15095556
>>15095434
2017 TAX FREEDOM DAY CALENDAR
The Tax Burden of Typical Workers in the EU
March
27 Cyprus
April
19 Malta
26 Ireland
Mai
9 United Kingdom
21 Bulgaria
29 Luxembourg
June
1 Denmark
8 Spain
9 Estonia
9 Slovenia
11 Portugal
12 Croatia
14 Poland
19 Finland
20 Lithuania
20 Czech Republic
20 Romania
20 Netherlands
20 Latvia
20 Slovakia
23 Sweden
July
5 Hungary
8 Italy
10 Greece
10 Germany
18 Austria
27 Belgium
29 France
5b99a7 No.15095564
>>15095556
Not including extra Taxes on Energy, Housing, Luxury Goods.
29c4e0 No.15095597
>>15095533
>normalfags don't play games on portable devices
You can't be this retarded. Is it all the pot you're smoking?
76730f No.15095601
3ad4e2 No.15095908
>>15095434
Why would anybody want live in a place that taxes away so much of your income just to trickle it back to you while including millions of worthless leeching niggers?
That only benefits lazy fucks who work for the bare minimum because
<the state will provide for me
>>15095492
>on the go makes it worth it for me
"On the go" is a shitty meme pushed by marketing faggots aimed at making people who play video games in public feel better.
<B-bu I don't care about the opinions of others I'm not a sheep!
Remember, no matter what the garbage advertisements tell you, if you play vidya in public everybody is aware exactly how much of a fucking faggot you are.
>I doubt Nintendo would tell NVidia to make a Wii emulator and NOT use it for their platform at all.
I don't think you know how much Nintendo tries to make Chinese specific shit to appease them.
It's more likely that they're planning to launch a "virtual console" specifically for China on the Nvidia shield than it is for them to release even one game anywhere else.
China allows their citizens to get away with widespread piracy/piracy devices. Other countries not so much.
4a0281 No.15095983
>fags who don't even go outside shitting up this thread whining about people who play portable systems in public
This isn't normal autism, this is advanced autism.
As long as you're not BING BING WAHOO obnoxious nobody gives a fuck what you do.
58957e No.15095998
>>15095218
Can it be installed with an official physical copy like if the data were on an SD card transferred from a computer like Project M was?
39cedf No.15096056
Did atmosphere come out yet?
I'm really tempted to buy rocket league and hollow knight and the wait for atmosphere is really driving me nuts.
Whats taking those god forsaken trannies so long?
12ac05 No.15096106
>>15082520
>no love for peach
it'd sell better as a Kirby wiimote, tbh
129f03 No.15096113
>>15096056
atmosphere doesn't guarantee piracy
adb02a No.15096182
>>15096113
They aren't going to go out of their way to block it, either, thankfully
39cedf No.15096206
>>15096113
Nigger, piracy is the only reason why 99% of people want it for.
If I can't get free vidya with it then its worthless to me and most other people.
Piracy is the only reason why I take part in these threads at all, you faggots saved me hundreds of sheckels in vidya and I can't thank you enough.
059c90 No.15096223
FREE GAMES WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
39cedf No.15096251
>>15096223
This is exactly how I feel.
Hurry the fuck up and release Atmosphere!
adb02a No.15096401
eshop_rsa_key = E3B0C44298FC1C149AFBF4C8996FB92427AE41E4649B934CA495991B7852B855
444374 No.15096438
>>15096433
As big of kikes as the SX team is, you don't hear about these issues with them
What is it about the open source community that attracts so many trannies and faggots?
3ad4e2 No.15096439
>>15096401
Are you sure about that?
That string also shows up as the result for a SHA-256 hash with a null input
>>15096433
I don't know who was expecting otherwise.
810f7f No.15096455
>>15095908
> Why would anybody want live in a place that taxes away so much of your income just to trickle it back to you while including millions of worthless leeching niggers?
> That only benefits lazy fucks who work for the bare minimum because
Who have voting rights and will vote for the politician that promises to most gibs. This is why originally only white, male landowners could vote in the US.
2ed0b6 No.15096461
>>15096448
== Hello rato==, please save my hairline.
39cedf No.15096473
>>15096433
Why do the only noticable people making CFW's for the switch have to be either chinks selling it and doing kike buisness practices or trannies who are too suicidal and depressed to work on and complete the damn thing.
444374 No.15096475
>>15095409
>Defending Chinese Androidshit
Even if you hate Nintendo, that's still absolutely fucking disgusting to defend
3ad4e2 No.15096517
>>15096473
It's a Nintendo console, that is the base requirement.
adb02a No.15096755
da3cc4 No.15096767
>>15096755
Freeshop work? Can we get banned using these?
3ad4e2 No.15096792
>>15096767
Most definitely. The keys themselves aren't going to help you too much in running the games and are just going to flag you if they do anything.
Wait for somebody to create a working eshop replacement then wait further for the bans to go out.
0594a2 No.15096891
c7106e No.15096909
>>15096433
>overusing estrogen and becoming too depressed
That's not how estrogen works, sure it will affect your mood but it can't throw you into a depression for overusing it.
1f10ee No.15096915
>>15096909
Estrogen makes you want to kill yourself, why do you think women are manic messes?
c7106e No.15096918
>>15096915
If estrogen makes you want to kill yourself why do men have far higher suicide rates?
3ad4e2 No.15096920
>>15096918
Because women attempt suicide for attention and men are committed to dying.
c7106e No.15096935
>>15096920
>women want to die more often
<but they're just attempting for attention
1f10ee No.15096942
>>15096935
Even with the estrogen women have different organs compared to men, different brains. Both men and women can have estrogen.
3ad4e2 No.15096977
>>15096935
>but they're just attempting for attention
Yes. Women are attention whores, even in "attempting suicide". You can "attempt" suicide as much as you want. You can only succeed once.
https://archive.fo/GL7dr
<Although suicide rates are lower among women, women lead men two to one in suicide attempts.
<An attempted suicide is not really an attempt at suicide in about 95 percent of cases. It is a different phenomenon. It's most often an effort to bring someone's attention to a problem that the individual feels needs to be solved.
<In attempted suicide, both men and women tend to use methods that allow for second thoughts or rescue.[…]when people intend to survive, they choose a slowly effective, or ineffective, means such as an overdose of sleeping pills.
<That contrasts to the all-or-nothing means like gunshots or hanging used by actual suicides.
adb02a No.15097008
>>15096909
Take this, this was biological men taking it, and not only that, but you need a pretty standard level of test to go with that estrogen or it will fling you into a chemical imbalance. Men have higher suicide rates, you are correct, these trannies ARE biological men.
39cedf No.15097017
>>15096977
>tfw there were and still will be crazy whores out there who try to "overdose" on sleeping pills for attention but accidentally kill themselves instead
It sucks that more of them don't die from their attempts though, the gene pool can really do good without those harpies.
adb02a No.15097022
>>15097017
Especially if they're coalburners
4547ca No.15097824
>>15096433
Seems like the most obvious outcome in hindsight.
3feeb6 No.15097949
>>15096977
>sleeping pills
>not effective
It's sad to see so much misinformation. While modern sleeping medicines are ineffective, barbiturates (sleeping drugs) are among the solidest suicide methods. And hanging can be aborted unless it's long drop hanging (which nobody uses)
3ad4e2 No.15100920
>>15097949
You can be found after taking pills, or even go find somebody, and still live pretty easily.
It's slightly less easy to terminate hanging yourself after you've entered into the "hanging yourself" portion of the attempt.
Regardless of the actual effectiveness of specific drugs the intent of the person taking pills was for them to survive and get attention from somebody in their life.
Not a real attempt to kill themselves.
Fuck off tranny.
6b5e71 No.15101222
Should I buy a switch now for this?
Did they fix the awful wifi signal?
55602f No.15101226
>>15101222
I've never had issues with my Wifi dropping, and I keep hearing this is a problem, but I feel like it's overblown.
I've also never had joycon issues, and mine was a launch console.
6f8d1a No.15101605
>>15101226
Same, got mine from a car dealership giveaway the March after it was released. I wanna hack it for the emulation, but I actually buy games on this thing, so I don't want to lose all that. Learned my lesson from my PS3 days, thankfully the only digital shit I had on there were those free games from that big DDOS reimbursement.
518f1f No.15101721
>>15101226
I've had the joycon issues, but the updates fixed it surprisingly enough. As for the wifi its been perfectly fine, though I don't really have a burning need for it as none of my games are digital.
ccd73b No.15101765
>>15101226
I'm having joycon issues. Very rarely, the left joycon won't respond for a second (I never modified either teft joycon or its rail, only did the jig thing on the right rail obviously). I'm already regretting this fucking 300 buck investment, shit. I just hope a lot of good exclusives and not shit like, fucking 30 fps skyrim, get on the switch
39cedf No.15101818
>>15101765
What games have you been playing to make your joycons act up like that?
ccd73b No.15101843
3ad4e2 No.15101855
>>15101818
I've played Atelier on my Switch and the right joycon will stop responding for a bit but I think my joycons are just borked or it's a heat issue. it happened after a five hour session
They didn't work at all the one time I tried to plug my Switch into a TV and use the provided "controller" rails.
adb02a No.15102043
http://archive.is/5uw7E
Already in the OP, but gooks gonna gook.
34cc10 No.15103099
So are there any motion tracking games for this thing? Like a Wii sports? I only ask for boxing, I don't care about arms.
c7c254 No.15103124
>>15102043
someone should take that picture and slap some leftist blue checkmark's face on both sides
and instead of
>I'm you, but more honest
it should say
>I'm you, except I don't lie to myself and everyone else for social acceptance
and I'd get rid of the text at the bottom
c7c254 No.15103128
>>15103124
in fact, I'd wait until the next (((david hoog))) or other leftist golden cow comes around, and do it first to that person
533492 No.15103152
>>15102043
Has there been an initiative to make dobson the next Ben Garrison? I suppose that would actually give him more popularity which wouldn't be worth ruining his already bottom-tier reputation.
c7c254 No.15103158
>>15103152
we tried to do it to the author of sarah's scribbles
it didn't work out
c7c254 No.15103159
>>15103152
ill add that it probably wouldn't work unless the target display intellectual honesty concerning things that he doesn't like
6f8d1a No.15103623
>>15103099
They're actually coming out with a boxing game soon.
e85b65 No.15103760
>>15096113
>atmosphere doesn't guarantee piracy
Neither did the cfw for the 3ds (Except for gateway) and piracy was still a thing.
Having a cfw is the next step towards piracy.
484ad2 No.15103824
>>15096056
Dilating takes time, anon. Hopefully they're fighting a losing battle with suicidal thoughts. I bet they know that as soon as Atmosphere is finished, there'll be no one around anymore to stroke them off.
f9483f No.15106899
App: AssetData_DevMenuApp
TID: 01000690000797d0
TitleKey: 1F925D435B5F5EB0506A625932BAF779
72d62a No.15107578
>>15082461
>/info/59
Did the guy that wrote this even try what they're suggesting? If you're going for tabletop mode 100% of the time, the USB C port is going to be blocked 100% of the time, and you won't be able to use the OTG adapter for the gamecube controller.
adb02a No.15108077
adb02a No.15108200
Announcement
All XML edit mods are possible on switch. This is a HUGE window of opportunity for BOTW modding. It works on switch versions 5.1.0 (I don't know if this works on older versions, someone test it).
Here are the download links for everything you need https://github.com/tumGER/SDFilesSwitch/releases/tag/v5 AND https://github.com/CTCaer/hekate/releases. Once you download that and install it on your sd card you want to make this filepath on your sdcard (create these folders in this order) SD//: atmosphere/titles/01007EF00011E000/romfs/ and you can install your mods there! Any mods that are made for the switch will be posted here https://gamebanana.com/games/6386. Happy Modding!
72d62a No.15108357
>>15108077
It's fine, you must have missed the point of my post because it contained too much freedom in it: You can't use the port on the bottom of the switch while it's in tabletop mode.
adb02a No.15108383
>>15108357
Why not? I'm sure a simple holder will fix that right up.
3ad4e2 No.15108413
>>15108357
>>15108077
Are you saying the USB C port won't be accessible when it's in the Switch dock?
The Gamecube adapter is USB. not USB C. There there are two USB ports on the stock dock.
adb02a No.15108423
>>15108413
Indeed, and there is a single one in the portable dock as well, since gamecube controllers on switch don't support rumble yet, only one of the two usb cables is needed, the black one.
7b4502 No.15108493
>tfw no cheap joycon because retail goons hid them all in the back
>tfw never able to take advantage of deals like that because of retail goons
>tfw black retail goon tried to sell me them for almost double the price of a normal set
f70c9a No.15108511
The Switch isn't worth getting even when the games are free, absolutely nothing of value to be found amidst its catalog of childish bullshit, low budget vapid weebshit and ports of last gen western garbo.
55602f No.15108570
>>15108511
NEED MORE
MATURE
MOVIE GAMES
f70c9a No.15108578
>>15108570
Never implied that, modern console gaming is trash as a whole.
4b8e7f No.15108589
>>15108570
Wow the first soy meme to make me laugh, good job anon.
69b0a5 No.15108599
>>15108570
<PS4
>Yakuza games
>Bloodborne
>Gravity Rush 2
<Switch
>Bing Bing Wahoo Odyssey
>going to be emulated in a few years
55602f No.15108607
>>15108599
>Yakuza 0 and Kiwami are coming to PC
>Waifu Rush
>Shitbourne
Hey man, I ain't a Nintentoddler, but you're not convincing me modern consoles ain't shit either.
69b0a5 No.15108625
>>15108607
I'm not trying to, just saying that you can't really talk shit about the PS4 if your console has 1 good exclusive
55602f No.15108632
>>15108625
I guess 2 is a bigger number than 1.
69b0a5 No.15108639
>>15108632
Of course it is, did you learn that in ESL today? :^)
e85b65 No.15108641
>>15108607
To be honest they're all trash.
At least the switch can be used as a portable emulation machine.
b96460 No.15108653
>>15108589
The first generation of memes mocked it (photos of soyboys)
The second generation of memes created the concept (soy wojack / brainlet)
At this point you are familiar with the joke, but aren't impressed.
The third generation of memes refined it (God of Soy pic above). Because you are familiar with the joke, you saw it applied in an interesting way that caught you off guard.
The fourth generation of memes will abstract it further, and the fifth will become tiresome
adb02a No.15108924
>>15108653
Make a meme where buckley loses his testosterone (the baby) and he gets progressively skinnier and hairless
51bb08 No.15109126
I just bought a secondhand pre-hacked Wii and need help updating it. Any guides on the Wii?
e85b65 No.15109152
>>15109126
Why do you need to update it?
You've allready got usb loader and HBC on there.
3b4c59 No.15109172
>>15109152
Was trying to play LoZ on it but it kept dying after a few minutes in.
e85b65 No.15109193
>>15109172
Are you sure it isn't just a shitty rip?
Also which one are you trying to play?
The 2007 one or the other one?
Either way, i don't think the wii has a firmware restriction, if it did, the wii wouldn't play the game in the first place.
3b4c59 No.15109203
>>15109193
Was trying to play Skyward sword. I don't think the game is a rip, it's an original game?
e85b65 No.15109230
>>15109203
>I don't think the game is a rip, it's an original game?
What?
Have you tried a different copy of the game yet?
3b4c59 No.15109237
>>15109230
Nah, only bought 1 game along with it.
I think I misunderstood what you mean by rip?
e85b65 No.15109246
>>15109237
Ohh, so you're actually playing a physical copy of the game then? Ohh ok I assumed you were talking about playing a pirated copy of the game.
Have you tried cleaning the disc then? Maybe it's just crap on the disc screwing with the loading of the data.
12ac05 No.15109248
>>15109237
>>15109237
>I think I misunderstood what you mean by rip?
The data that's on the disc, uploaded to the PC (and internet)
e85b65 No.15109251
3b4c59 No.15109281
>>15109246
Yeah, tried cleaning it but no luck either. Could it perhaps be the homebrew software?
e85b65 No.15109290
>>15109281
I really doubt it, Maybe the disc is just fucked or something.
Considering you've got usb loader on there, why don't you try running a game from there?
All you need is a spare usb drive and WBFS manager.
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:40289718907089b360440e05aea28a0be192d4b1&dn=The.Legend.of.Zelda.Skyward.Sword.USA.Wii-SUSHi&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969
3b4c59 No.15109336
>>15109290
>WBFS
What's that? Never touched a Wii before
e85b65 No.15109363
>>15109336
Ok so with the wii's usb rom loader, you have use a program WBFS manager.
What it does is, it formats the storage (Either a usb flash drive or external hdd) to a format the wii understands and transfers games to devices on that format.
3b4c59 No.15109396
>>15109363
So after formatting I just drag and dump games on it?
e85b65 No.15109399
>>15109396
Not through windows explorer but through the program itself, because windows wont recognise the format but, the program will.
3b4c59 No.15109404
>>15109399
Alright will give it a shot. Thanks anon
e85b65 No.15109422
>>15109404
All good, i'll be keeping tabs on the thread incase you need any help.
923d11 No.15109849
I got a Switch and it has FW 1.0 on it, the fuck should I do with it?
e85b65 No.15110108
>>15109849
Keep it in a safe place, don't do anything with it, and wait till atmosphere comes out.
3c58a5 No.15110175
>>15110108
Fuck. So it's basically going to collect dust for like half a year until those retards figure out how to finish their CFW? Can I at least run homebrew or something on 1.0?
e85b65 No.15110250
>>15110175
>Can I at least run homebrew or something on 1.0?
Yea you can run homebrew with any firmware, you want but, it's a pain in the ass.
There's a tethered way's to load homebrew by making the switch boot into recovery mode and send the payload from the pc to the switch (Which has to be done every time to you boot the console to load homebrew) And is done by shorting a couple of joycon pins.
Or you could install something called "autoRCM" which basically fucks with the switch to automatically boot into recovery mode by itself and can load any payload you want.
And just as a word of advise, stay on 1.0 for the time being.
3c58a5 No.15110263
>>15110250
Thanks. Can I also use that to load backups of games that can run on 1.0 or do all backup loading methods only work on newer firmware versions?
201f61 No.15110295
>want to get a switch eventually
>doesn't have any games I really want to play yet
Would it be stupid to wait too long to get one? They can't patch the hax without a new hardware revision, right?
a95b80 No.15110300
>>15110295
Is there anything announced you might want? If not you can probably wait on it. Try getting one for cheap?
e85b65 No.15110308
>>15110263
>Can I also use that to load backups of games that can run on 1.0
Yes and no, at the same time.
Through software, no because the only way that you could do it was by redirecting an eshop game to load other data but that requires a game from the eshop to be installed.
Through hardware, yes but through a really sloppy and wreckless way.
the method has been shown to fuck with the switches drm. and it's firmware detection.
It's called "SX OS" by team xecuter. It's a cfw that they're selling and an external portable payload delivery device for the cfw called "SX PRO"
but, I seriously advise you to just wait for another method of piracy to come out. It stole open source code and contains DRM that bricks the switch if you try to pirate the CFW (Yes really)
e85b65 No.15110325
>>15110295
>Would it be stupid to wait too long to get one? They can't patch the hax without a new hardware revision, right?
To be honest if you're planning on buying a switch and /scurv/ing on it, i'd really recomend you get one now instead of trying to crapshoot for one or paying up the ass to scalplers when the revision comes out. Nintendo could easily just silently release revised hardware that looks identical to to the exploitable versions but has the exploit fixed.
With the RCM exploit, you have a guarinteed method to load payloads but, if you bought a switch without one, you'd have to wait months or years before you could do anything related to /scurv/
3c58a5 No.15110337
>>15110308
I'm aware of SX OS, was asking primarily about the LayeredFS and Hekate methods mentioned in the OP. Thanks for the info, I guess I'm going to wait for a while, unless there's a way to update to 3.0 without having a game cart with it. I have a physical copy of Rime (got it for free with the console), but apparently it ships with at least 3.0.1, so I'm out of options right now.
201f61 No.15110351
>>15110300
There's a local gamestop knockoff that sells them, and I have some credit for them (they sold me a defective 3DS and refused to give cash back), but it's almost full price. I probably won't be buying anything else from them so I think I might as well use the credit. that, or I could try to convince a friend who does go there to use my credit and just pay me back.
I'll want one eventually because I play Pokemon and Mario Kart with my friends, and I might try out bing bing odyssey or zelda skyrim as well.
e85b65 No.15110358
>>15110337
Besides from hehate
> I'm going to wait for a while, unless there's a way to update to 3.0 without having a game cart with it.
AFAIK, there's a way that you can update/downgrade firmwares that somehow bypasses the efuse firmware thing.
You might need to look on gbatemp but, i think that's possible to update to 3.0 using that method.
39cedf No.15111552
>>15110351
The switch games I want to get once I can finally pirate them are
>Rocket Leauge
>Hollow Knight
>SMTV
>Bayonetta 2 and 3
>Metroid Prime 4
>SSBU
>Daemon X Machina
>Shantae 1/2 Genie Hero
>Mario Kart Deluxe
>DQ Builders
>Octopath Traveler
>Wonderboy
>>15108511
>>15108578
I know that some of these games are on PC already but what kind of games do you like anon? They cant be so good that you could only want to play them on your ass in front of a computer screen instead of being on a portable device which would double as one of the best emulation devices in about a year or two. Whats really so much better about playing vidya on your PC?
6f8d1a No.15111594
>>15111561
>Laptop
Way to fail at sounding superior, Quentin.
39cedf No.15111597
>>15111561
>Hurr durr you play videogames on something different than I do, so its a kids toy.
Wow anon you sure convinced me that you're retarded and shouldnt be taken seriously
People can play their vidya on whatever they want to and they shouldnt be made fun of for it, I could shit on you for playing vidya on a laptop but I realize that thats retarded and a waste of time.
209464 No.15111617
>>15111594
Sure beats playing Mario on a colorful plastic tablet.
cd0bf5 No.15111627
>>15111617
Yeah, instead you can emulate a 20 year old mario on a plastic piece of chink shit which proclaims you as the faggot you are
6f8d1a No.15111644
>>15111617
>Colourful
Uhhh…
But yeah, go have fun with your overpriced Israeli sperm-reducer. I'm sure you're putting that power to great use, playing all those games, and not wasting your time arguing on an imageboard.
3ad4e2 No.15111652
>>15111552
>That list
I think most of that is already portable on the Vita, available on PC/WiiU, or the franchise was previously portable already.
Not exactly different for Nintendo at this point based on the history of their new consoles but the amount of "new games" people think the Switch has that are actually ports/remasters seems significantly higher than most other consoles, particularly at this point in it's lifecycle.
>They cant be so good that you could only want to play them on your ass in front of a computer screen instead of being on a portable device which would double as one of the best emulation devices
This is a nonissue, in (((the current year))) many devices can plug into most TVs, stream from your PC to a portable device with physical controls, you can sit on a couch, in bed, etc.
That also nullifies the "best emulation device" as outside of specific emulators PC emulators are better most of the time.
While currently the Switch has no games I want that I couldn't get elsewhere I am aware of 3rd parties that tend to stay on Nintendo consoles which, at this point in time, means having to buy a Switch.
209464 No.15111669
>>15111627
Uh no, actually I have an HP Omen 15 and I can run BOTW better than the Shitch ever could hope to.
>>15111644
But let's stop this consolewars, guys. It's wrong! ;)
e60b66 No.15111685
Laptops are fucking gay. Too big to be portable, too small to have decent hardware in (without paying a considerable markup )
A decent phone with a controller clip is less of a hassle.
39cedf No.15111693
>>15111652
Makes sense, the switch seems to be a bit more obselete to get since theres probably going to be an emulator for it sometime in the future.
I'm just the kind of guy who likes to play games on original hardware and own various kinds of consoles.
The motion controls and the 2 player joycon features than you could never do on PC are a pretty damn neat feature too.
>>15111685
Or you could play your n3ds in public like how I do
209464 No.15111696
>>15111685
Phones are only good for emulating shit and even then you need a stupid chink controller.
6f8d1a No.15111697
>>15111669
I, too, love my brand name Gaming Laptop®, anon. If only my PS Bore and Shitch could keep up with the blistering power of my $1000+ HP Omen©!
3ad4e2 No.15111748
>>15111693
>the switch seems to be a bit more obsolete to get since theres probably going to be an emulator for it sometime in the future.
That isn't really an issue, most people that emulate seriously aren't doing it in place of the hardware but because the hardware is no longer being available new/good condition.
>The motion controls
I think you may be operating on ten year old PC limitations again. PCs can use motion controls.
Motion controls aren't widely used on PC currently because most people are using it for VR which is not widely developed for due to the small current market.
>2 player joycon features
I don't know if you mean two players on one PC but you can do that the same way a console would as long as the game supports it.
If you specifically meant the joycons, well, proprietary technology tends to get PC drivers later through collaborative source communities.
>>15111697
You're comparing a device with nearly eight times the specs of the Switch as if it would be the same the price.
39cedf No.15111763
>>15111697
>$1,499
>$1.5k
Nigger u wot
I only spent about $250 bucks on my switch and I'm about to turn it into a portable emulation console soon. I dont need an extra $1250 bucks to do that shit, thats just personally a huge waste of money, especially for an almost poorfag like me.
209464 No.15111773
>>15111763
I'm a poorfag too but I saved up to buy it, I spend all my salary on vidya.
39cedf No.15111811
>>15111773
>tfw want to spend my savings to start a small business so I can get the funding to gtfo of my house as soon as possible because I hate my family that much
Anyone got any tips? Anything would be appreciated
I guess I could focus more on vidya after that.
c81ec2 No.15111816
>>15096206
>Nigger, piracy is the only reason why 99% of people want it for.
That's sure as fuck the reason why I want it. Now, I'm a huge faggot who doesn't mind buying games - especially second hand so I have a physical copy, but holy fuck - Nintendo games never EVER come down in price. I still see WiiU shit for $60, and Wii games for $50. How the fuck can these hyper-kikes get away with charging launch prices several years down the line when everybody else has fire-sale clearances and "Greatest Hits" collections? I hear the excuse that "Oh, well they're exclusive to Nintendo - so they have to keep the prices high to make up for the smaller userbase"… which is BTFO by every other platform on the planet (except Xbox One) having exclusives which drop in price to $20 a year or two after launch in order to cultivate a cheap backlog of AAA titles that lure customers in - then scrape royalties off of every game sold thereafter. Nintendo does it ass-backwards, for what I can only assume is hipsters who have more dollars than sense and will buy shit to display (but never play) just to display on a shelf. We already know they just care about "underdog" niche (but still multi-billion dollar) brands regardless of how expensive and useless they are - which is why they all fucking love Apple products.
Anyhow, I wouldn't mind scooping up a bunch of older physical games at $20 a piece, but I'm not laying down $60 a pop for this shit. I just got a switch, and this may be the first console I've picked up and never actually buy a single game for. It's piracy and homebrew only.
6f8d1a No.15111844
>>15111748
I never said the Switch was anywhere near as strong, but the idea of bringing a $1500 laptop to the discussion of a $300 Nintendo tablet seems like comparing apples to oranges. If we were discussing the merits of a desktop, there'd be something to say, but in this case they're both just as overpriced but only one has anything exclusive.
6f8d1a No.15111867
>>15111811
What kind of business you thinking about? It might be better to get a trades certificate and work for a bit to get experience/more money before you invest in a business. I'm a "Dietary Aide", which is a fancy name for a cook, but it means I can work in hospitals and nursing homes, so I make $20-30 depending on the place.
All it takes is a police check, and being enrolled in a Food Service Worker course. They're usually desperate enough to take you before you're even done, so you only need the initial $500 for the first part of the course. They also often have bursaries to pay for part of it once you're hired.
3ad4e2 No.15111875
>>15111811
The first tip is getting the fuck off imageboards and getting a job until you figure out what "small business" you're aiming for
Waiting for somebody to hand you a working business plan is retarded and gay.
>>15111816
>exclusives which drop in price to $20 a year or two after launch
They drop faster than that, particularly at general retailers you'll find shit six months later marked down to nothing.
My problem with Switch games is how many of them have had day one patches just to launch and run without crashing.
I'm not paying $60 for a cart when I won't be able to get the patch to make it work five or six years down the line.
And they're banning physical carts rather than consoles from online services which is literal faggotry
>>15111844
>the idea of bringing a $1500 laptop to the discussion of a $300 Nintendo tablet seems like comparing apples to oranges.
Then why not tell the original faggot that instead of jacking off about how much more expensive his laptop is?
6f8d1a No.15111907
>>15111875
Because we weren't having an actual conversation, but you made an actual point so I replied to it.
39cedf No.15111912
>>15111867
>>15111875
Amazon FBA. Not sure if it counts as a buisness or not but I'm making my own money as my own boss and thats what matters to me
I'll basically buy products from their manufacturers I think then sell them for a higher price on amazon. People can make over 100k a year with this and I don't even need to finish college or have any education to do it either. It seems relatively easy and I'll be making shitloads of money at home without never needing to go outside. Even if im actually bad at it I could do more research and learn how to do it better over time so its no biggy.
Also fuck being a wageslave, I'm absolutely sick of it.
6f8d1a No.15111961
>>15111912
How exactly do you "start" that? Do you need some kind of certification from Amazon?
72d62a No.15112039
>>15108413
No, >>15108383 is what I was getting at. The /info/ post tells you to buy the switch tablet without a dock.
3ad4e2 No.15112112
>>15111912
>I'll basically buy products from their manufacturers then sell them for a higher price on amazon
That's called buying wholesale you moron. You'll literally be competing for sales with the same chinks who make the garbage you just purchased.
It isn't a "small business", it's literally just being another faceless Amazon seller. You'd have better luck making handmade soap and selling it for $10 a piece down the street.
Amazon FBA is for small businesses to partner with Amazon to stock and ship their products.
Maybe if you make the soap you'll have a legitimate small business for Amazon FBA otherwise you're just paying a monthly fee for Amazon to store chink garbage you'll never sell.
>>15112039
Oh, I didn't notice that part. You could probably buy a 3rd party dock and use that though.
adb02a No.15112806
>>15112112
>3rd party dock
Pretty much why I put the portable dock in the OP. Much cheaper than a 50-60$ hunk of plastic.
a5763d No.15116382
>>15109849
>>15110358
Got into RCM with a piece of fucking tinfoil, backing up my NAND right now. The homebrew launcher/menu thing itself works on 1.0.0, but it looks like some homebrews don't. Maybe I'm just doing something wrong.
I don't think I'll try upgrading to 3.0.0 using the method described on GBATemp just yet, but having a NAND backup is always nice.
6b5e71 No.15116993
>>15110351
MK8 is the biggest reason for me to get the switch.
Wii U isn't hard to find full rooms but having handheld MK8 to play before bed sounds pretty comfy.
adb02a No.15117255
>>15116993
>Before Bed
If in your home, you can already do that with the Wii U gamepad though.
39cedf No.15117385
>>15117255
Back when I had XenobladeX, I would spend entire days just playing that game in bed on my wiiu gamepad and would only get up to use the bathroom or eat.
Within a a few weeks I racked up 248 hours in the game, only missing out on beating telethia and yggdralith.
My friend would let me borrow XC2 but I wont because I fucking hate its character design, generic animu artstyle, voice acting for the main protagonist and the generic shounen story. Its a complete abortion of a xenogame and brings shame to the xeno franchise. To me its like the FE:Fates of xeno games
It was kinda the same with bayonetta but I only did one playthrough of the game and it was pretty short.
dc6528 No.15117464
>>15117385
I haven't played Xenoblade 2, but aside from the art style I think the DLC would be more your style. In addition, I know enough about Xenoblade 2 to know that it's just a normal Xeno game but with the usual "everything I care about is dead" catalyst replaced with "I want to fuck this cute girl". I think it's definitely worth a pirate. Then again I mostly completed Xenoblade X and I consider it almost Xenosaga 2 levels of "nothing happens", so make of that what you will. All I really want out of Xenoblade XII is more robots, honestly.
39cedf No.15117558
>>15117464
I cannot stand the main characters voice at ALL.
Every time I hear a single fucking peep come out of his mouth I want to dehumanize myself and brutally murder whoever is making that godawful vocal diarrhea.
His character design is also fucktarded too along with a bunch of others in the game, they just have a generic animu look with a bunch of dumblooking and pointless bagage on them.
It seems everything that can go wrong with that game did go wrong, it does everything in its power to get me to not like it, so to me, its not even worth a pirate, I wouldn't want to pirate a steaming pile of shit would I?
Whoever this game appeals to I know would be in fact shit eaters at the bottom of the barrel. How did things go so wrong?
Also
>"I want to fuck this cute girl"
Is the worst reason for a protagonist to go on a journey that I've ever heard.
But apparently no more heroes does that and it pulls it off pretty well.
All I expect out of XC2 is just even more disappointment.
dc6528 No.15117621
>>15117558
Look, I don't watch much anime, so I don't know what your problem is with the whole thing. It honestly doesn't look that much different from either of the other Xenoblade games. Like, if you compared it to Xenosaga yeah it looks different I guess. From what little I've seen of it, the main problems seem to be that Rex is retarded, and getting anything worthwhile from a core crystal is hard. The fact that you like Xenoblade X really baffles me, the game isn't that great unless you like mildly alien worlds and breaking a game open using the job system. I like both of those things, and if I didn't pirate it I probably wouldn't have played it. You want to know some real shit? The original Xenoblade is only any good because it's the only Xeno game to be finished. Also if you don't like the English voices just play it in Japanese, there's an option for it. Not like X where I had to basically add in the Japanese voice files.
55602f No.15117683
>>15117558
>I can't stand the voices of the characters at all
Fuck, that's one of the highlights of XC2, and the combat is fun as fuck, but to be honest, I really makes me wish for a remastered XC1
adb02a No.15117694
>>15117385
It makes me happy you see it thus way after the countless shit eating threads we've had of it.
adb02a No.15118147
For those who care about not missing a single big game in this generation.
https://jewegg.com/products/9SIA4YU78K9285
6b5e71 No.15118194
>>15118147
wonder the failure rate on that is
90f168 No.15118211
>>15118147
what's the average size of a Switch game, anyway?
adb02a No.15118262
>>15118194
It's early; so probably higher than the later revisions will be, if you're patient and are short on cash, definitely wait.
Though, this brand did announce the launch before, so they didn't just come out of the blue with the product.
http://archive.is/PYaT7
It's not up on Kabbalamazon or any other big kike site yet, so I'll be waiting for reviews, personally.
7b4502 No.15118303
>>15118147
>Your switch is hacked
>Not using the inevitable client that will be able to boot off usb
adb02a No.15118313
>>15118303
Once full blown CFW is here, you'll pretty much only need a USB or a HDD to load the games off of the dock. I mainly use the Switch as a portable solution myself though.
7b4502 No.15118318
>>15118313
get one of these and stick the drive to the back. if not someone'll probably make some kind of clip and clamp that will be able to hold the drive on the back.
adb02a No.15118326
>>15118318
That's a better, cheaper alternative yeah
adb02a No.15118336
>>15118318
Found a good price:performance device, I think.
http://archive.is/RX9gT
edcffe No.15118354
pls help I have an important question: First time you get the switch, it asks someone to make a user account. Game saves are tied to this user when playing games. If at some point, instead of restoring from a backup where this user account already exists, I do a FULL system re-initialize, meaning that the account will be deleted, can I just re-create the account by typing in the same name, and then if I restore the game saves via checkpoint, it will work with that user account? Or is there maybe some unique id assigned when you first make a user account and you can't replicate that just by typing in the same name again?
8647ba No.15118440
>>15118211
4-6gb usually less
BOTW is 14ish
Triple A can go past 20.
39cedf No.15118994
>>15117621
>The original Xenoblade is only any good because it's the only Xeno game to be finished.
Ouch. One thing kinda wrong with that statement is that the bionis shoulder actually was a part of the game and got cut out of the final version. It was seemingly a beta area with treasure chests in certain areas to find and keep in mind there are no treasure chests in the actual game. I think it was supposed to be the original location for colony 6 too.
Im just thankful that half the game didnt get cut this time. Xenogears disk 2 actually gave me depression and it took me a few months to get back into the game.
c220c2 No.15119270
>>15117558
Hell, it isn’t even just Rex. Most character’s voice acting are shit and overly stilted. Like they just had them read random lines without context and instead of directing them they just took the first take. Ours is probably the only half decent one.
Gameplay is trash. Absolute trash. Wait awhile while the MC and others smack the enemy and sometimes hit a button to do a special attack. You know what would be better? Let me actually play the fucking game. Let me be the one to smack the enemy. Stop trying to be a fucking MMO. Why do people defend these shitty games?
67f2d8 No.15119372
>>15117621
>The original Xenoblade is only any good because it's the only Xeno game to be finished.
I have an incomplete game?
1687f3 No.15119466
>backup loading
check
>online play with backups
check
>failsafe method to do both of the above
still waiting(unless i didn't read op properly)
1687f3 No.15119468
>>15119466
and when i say failsafe, i mean making it hard for you to get banned
adb02a No.15119578
>>15119468
No, you are correct.
251175 No.15119642
>>15082514
>Live in Wisconsin, just below Canada
>Tax is only 5.6%
Leafs BTFO yet again
>>15093869
Nice. Smash is gonna get tons of mods and I prefer to play modded Smash on emulators because the only thing better than Smash with mods is Smash with mods in 4K inb4 muh input lag, muh CRT.
>>15111816
>How the fuck can these hyper-kikes get away with charging launch prices several years down the line when everybody else has fire-sale clearances and "Greatest Hits" collections?
Because the numales buy it. They bought Wind Waker but with SSAO and slightly improved lighting(I liked the cell shading better) for $60. I bet Nintendo could announce a Virtual Boy Classic tomorrow and it'd probably be sold in within the day.
67f2d8 No.15119670
>>15119642
>Wind Waker but with SSAO
With what not? I just recall a lot of bloom and maybe better wind physics.
dc6528 No.15119812
>>15119642
>I bet Nintendo could announce a Virtual Boy Classic tomorrow and it'd probably be sold in within the day.
To be fair, Virtual Boy Wario Land is great, VB emulation is slightly iffy, and if they released Dragon Hopper on it it would definitely be worth a purchase if only for somebody to rip the rom.
https://lostmediawiki.com/Dragon_Hopper_(lost_build_of_unreleased_Virtual_Boy_game;_1995-1996)
0b1171 No.15128891
So simonmkwii got "dox"ed for some devmenu thing by cuckchanners, which is basically worthless right now, and he is kicking them all off his server. So if you're one of them and you're reading this, you deserve it for being crossposting scum, and actually using a cuckchan discuck to talk to people instead of only looking for updates.
4406ce No.15129494
>>15128891
Their /hbg/ is well known for being useless unless something's leaked there, this isn't a huge loss on either's part since undoubtedly a few people thought they were being le epic troll
c131b5 No.15133923
My SX pro came today, should I use it yet or would it be a better idea to just use the jig it came with and use another method? I'm reading conflicting opinions from the homebrew threads.
It mostly seemed convenient to me to have a device to deliver the CFW payload to my Switch that isn't my desktop computer or phone, and I thought the SX pro could do that. Does the Switch retain CFW as long as you only put it in sleep mode and never switch it off?
adb02a No.15133977
If you haven't gotten a used switch, you should do so now immediately
>>15133923
If you really don't want to risk anything (in terms of not hacking it, switch bricking due to wrong temperature and false SX positives be damned) then go right for it.
c131b5 No.15133990
>>15133977
I have a spare switch so getting banned or whatever isn't that big a deal, but it would be nice not to have my system bricked by the SX kikes. What is this about bricking due to temperature?
adb02a No.15133996
>>15133990
It gives off a false alarm for some reason, and the OS goes on lockdown and locks you out of your emmc.
Though, I wouldn't say it's a common issue, but it HAS happened to people, and they've complained in the forums; help has been seldom for them.
I doubt it would happen to you though, just know what the shutdown code IS there nonetheless.
3ad4e2 No.15134572
>>15133990
> it would be nice not to have my system bricked by the SX kikes. What is this about bricking due to temperature?
>>15133996
>It gives off a false alarm for some reason, and the OS goes on lockdown and locks you out of your emmc.
>I doubt it would happen to you though, just know what the shutdown code IS there nonetheless.
That is old info.
SX OS has changed the lockdown to just endlessly loop without locking your emmc if it detects attempts to circumvent the DRM.
The fix is just a reboot. Annoying but not nearly as bad.
>Though, I wouldn't say it's a common issue, but it HAS happened to people, and they've complained in the forums
The only forum complaints I saw was one dude who somehow happened to trip the thermal throttle right after it was announced as possible but improbable to trigger.
The tweets where it was later claimed to be "easier to trigger than previously thought" hold little to no substance and read like somebody realizing their fame is fading to alternative CFW and needed more spotlight.
There are far more users of SX OS that haven't encountered it vs the one or two people that "just happened" to have it happen to them when they found out it was possible.
The situation reeks of ReSwitched fanboys and eceleb worship.
adb02a No.15134581
>>15134572
>The situation reeks of ReSwitched fanboys and eceleb worship.
Well, I'm not going to argue that. You do have a point, I'm glad they aren't locking it anymore.
c21a70 No.15136623
SX OS just had its binaries unencrypted and unpacked. Now some nigger needs to patch out the license checks and bazinga, we have free piracy.
http://archive.is/h2zYN
adb02a No.15136778
>>15136623
Nice! We're getting very close now.
http://archive.is/XhIxB
866531 No.15136885
Apologies if this is answered in one of the two dozen links in the OP, but I haven't been keeping up with the Switch at all, so it's mostly jargon to me.
I wasn't planning on getting one until SMT5 comes out at least, but if there's a risk of being locked out of custom firmware then I'll consider getting one now.
What's the actual CFW situation on the switch right now? I'm not expecting a repeat of the 3DS golden age, but is backup loading possible yet?
Is there anything I should be looking for when buying used? Firmware version?
2a77ab No.15136887
flashback + devmenu
https://mega.nz/#!DJ1hza4I!_RdawxEKlDXWTHO_Dzq7Y2sVsFpbJ64jNCVexTknS0s
let me know if it works (obv you need sx os and minimum firmware required to run flashback, I think it's 4.1.0)
2a77ab No.15136922
>>15136887
oh forgot to add it freezes when you navigate to firmware tab in devmenu, just don't accidently scroll up or down there
c21a70 No.15136975
>>15136778
Rei is fucking awesome. Good thing to see the big guys from the 3DS scene pushing shit forward
3ad4e2 No.15138380
>>15136885
Most of those questions are answered by just reading the last few posts. The "jargon" is literally the methods of doing the shit you're asking about.
>What's the actual CFW situation on the switch right now? […] is backup loading possible yet?
The only fully working/featured CFW is SXOS.
Piracy is possible through both paid solutions and a convoluted open source solution.
>Is there anything I should be looking for when buying used?
Make sure you don't get a banned console obviously.
> Firmware version?
As long as it isn't the variant with new ipatches that are just now being seen you'll be fine but you ideally want an OFW below 5.x for the possibility of coldboot in the near future.
If you do buy end up buying new you'll want to make sure that the console is 4.1 or below because that is still vulnerable to a TrustZone exploit.
01cddd No.15138420
tfw don't have a lot of money so i'm just using my switch as an indie machine
adb02a No.15138572
https://ryujinx.org/#/
Sonic Mania runs at full speed
Games run a bit faster now too.
I'll give Mario Odyssey a 6 month ETA to be playable
adb02a No.15138580
>>15138420
What's your SD card size?
3ad4e2 No.15140328
I know this'll sound like a conspiracy theory but how did my Switch, which has never been internet connected, know that there was a newer update to add SDXC support?
Did Nintendo intentionally hold back support for SDXC as some sort of last resort to stop widespread digital pirates from staying on lower OFW by holding support for higher capacity cards ransom?
d3a5fc No.15140354
>>15140328
My switch is completely updated and it still asked for an update for SDXC support when I put one in. You might be able to get around that update by formatting it to FAT32.
3ad4e2 No.15140378
>>15140354
That just makes it more strange.
Why do they not support SDXC until one is inserted and updated? Is there somehow a benefit for them to not include it unless needed?
dc6528 No.15140433
>>15140378
Yeah, they need to pay for the liscence, it's better to pay on a system-by-system basis than all the bulk stock that may never actually use it.
98d1f1 No.15144922
Haven't done anything to my Switch yet, was just doing some of the precautions here https://archive.fo/DzF4s
Only did step 1 and 2, but after I told it to not auto connect, it made me reconnect and said I had to put in something (I assume my router password) and I'm not on a white page that just says "Homebrew Launcher" at the top with two buttons under it that says "Install" and "Run"
Is this a fucking trap from Nintendo or what?
98d1f1 No.15145014
>>15144922
Pic of what I'm talking about
The ONLY things I did was change my DNS settings like that thing told me and set it to not auto connect. I'm not too into the current happenings of the Switch, so I don't know if this is supposed to happen or what, or if I should just ignore this for now?
484ad2 No.15145195
TURBULENCE AMONG THE TRANNIES
Disgusting, mentally ill tranny "Kate" Tempkin accused of fraud!
3ad4e2 No.15145247
>>15145195
>>15145238
To the surprise of almost nobody, a known attention whore lied for attention.
Atmosphere is canceled lads.
adb02a No.15145257
Fuck. Can't even type right.
adb02a No.15145274
She was the sole reason for the brick wall scries hit due to new firmware.
It's fucked.
484ad2 No.15145283
>>15145274
Explain. I barely go into their server.
adb02a No.15145293
>>15145283
New patches, harder to exploit, it's the trannies fault.
adb02a No.15145308
>Q: Have you accepted any rewards/payouts/compensation for this vulnerability? Have you signed any NDAs?
No, I've not accepted any rewards/money/bounties in exchange for this vulnerability. Accordingly, I've not signed anything regarding the vulnerabilities. I can honestly say I've never signed any NDA related to the Nintendo Switch, and don't currently have plans to."
Taken straight from Kate's blog
6b5e71 No.15145324
>>15145293
wew one mentally ill man fucked it all up. cant make this shit up.
adb02a No.15145329
>>15145324
Forgot to mention, but it MAY be only for newer manufactured consoles!
adb02a No.15145347
The RCM access is what "she" apparently reported, and stole from f0f.
12ac05 No.15145355
>>15145195
>"transphobia"
bully him
3ad4e2 No.15145361
>>15145347
If that's what happened why did they wait months to take action on it?
Didn't the "bug disclosure report" he posted happen in May with a "planned release" originally at June 15th?
484ad2 No.15145362
>>15145274
Oh that.
>>15145329
Yeah, it is. Bootrom can only be patched on the assembly line.
eded18 No.15145380
It's now been two weeks since this thread was created. Are the Joycons still cheap? If so, how much longer will it last?
6b5e71 No.15145384
>>15145329
How about the 200k, is he going to get away with that money?
adb02a No.15145387
Trannies and soyboys are also upset, and I agree with them, but for different reasons. I want to see them eat each other.
>>15145378
No, no, they are not.
a600c6 No.15145397
>>15095434
>27% tax
Fuck and I thought my 24% was bad
a600c6 No.15145404
>>15096455
As it should return to, also women shouldn't vote either
adb02a No.15145405
BUY USED SWITCHES NOW
Everyone who buys a mariko is shit out of fucking luck.
The bootrom bug tranny Kate reported was a undisclosed one that was meant for use on Mariko and the new patched units, in other words she just prevented millions of new switch owners from getting HB
>>15145361
There's a lot of things we don't know yet, he could have reported it earlier than anticipated. I'm scrambling for information here.
a600c6 No.15145419
>>15103158
the edits of her getting fucked by dogs is still hot, so we atleast got porn out of it
3ad4e2 No.15145462
>>15145405
>The bootrom bug tranny Kate reported was a undisclosed one that was meant for use on Mariko and the new patched units,
Oh, then it isn't the one from back in May.
I thought it was the RCM exploit that was "anonymously leaked" after it was "responsibly disclosed" and, presumably, payment was sent out.
My guess there is that you could obfuscate when you actually disclosed the bug by masking yourself as an "anonymous" leaker after reporting the bug for a bounty.
Seeing as this was also done it wouldn't surprise me if something similar happened there too.
adb02a No.15145483
>>15145462
You are right on the money, that was cate, and it was another bootrom bug.
c21a70 No.15145511
Any news on SX OS getting cracked? It would be a shame if we had to wait for a proper cfw with piracy enabled.
Also posting some epin scene memes to celebrate one less tranny in the scene.
adb02a No.15145514
STEP RIGHT UP, LADIES AND GENTILEMEN, PLACE YOUR BETS!
How long until the tranny has a psychotic breakdown and acts like the victim!?
http://archive.is/CU8es
Smoke has already begun to go up, just a few more moments until the fire has consumed everyone and all, then the real fun will begin!
I'm so giddy over the anticipation of watching a tranny meltdown.
dc6528 No.15145530
I can't get excited over more drama. I just wanted free video games. Is it any coincidence this came out around the time Rei said they'd start working on cracking SX OS and making their own? Probably but I'm a bit miffed.
3ad4e2 No.15145549
>>15145511
Why do Nintendo consoles seem to attract people with mental illness, particularly trannies?
59e5c6 No.15145580
>>15145549
cause of the kid friendly angle
129f03 No.15145620
>>15138572
>let's emulate a game with a PC port
74af4c No.15145657
>>15145549
You're getting it wrong. Plenty of hacking communities have these ilk in them. You're only seeing more of them with the Switch and 3DS because attempts to hack those are more visible/more plentiful.
adb02a No.15145668
>>15145620
It's more about progress than preference
3ad4e2 No.15145679
>>15145657
I believe you but the only other hacking communities I actively took part in were the PSP and PSVita and, while they have/had their drama queens, they didn't have actual pedophiles and people who sell each other's work so they can get money to presumably chop their dick off. and I'm sure people will find it justified for that reason
866531 No.15145699
Is there any way to verify if a Switch is the new model without powering it on and trying to load recovery?
There's no giveaway range of serial numbers?
6b5e71 No.15145743
>>15145679
I think it has something to do with nintendo being not as popular and different target audience so gays and trannies flock to it.
74af4c No.15145761
>>15145743
Except Nintendo is more popular and that's why you see gays and trannies as a result of a higher chance with a larger population.
6b5e71 No.15145766
>>15145761
in mainstream eyes nintendo is dead last
55602f No.15145783
>>15145766
Weird, most normalfags in my office own a switch and a gaymin PC as opposed to a Ps4.
The niggers all own ps4s though.
866531 No.15145796
>>15145733
Excellent, thanks.
3ad4e2 No.15145804
>>15145783
Nintendo is still recovering from the WiiU's hard flop.
The Switch is seen as "good hardware" that has shipped many units but, outside of major first party releases, it looks like most of it's mainstream "catalog" is ports and indieshit shovelware.
It's been out nearly two years and it's only beginning to get original titles.
That is why Nintendo looks to be last and it'll just get worse when the PS5/Xbtwo is released since Nintendo is claiming the Switch IS their home console for this gen.
2b5e39 No.15145815
>invite tranny to group with privacy in mind
>destroys it for a cash bribe so he can chop off his dick
>>15145530
I love drama revolving around Nintendo, this shit is autistic as fuck.
55602f No.15145873
>>15145804
>Nintendo is claiming the switch IS their home console
Fine by me, really, I actually hope for a Switch revision by it's 3rd or 4th year with a bigger price drop. Switches are still selling out over here.
I'm far more concerned about what the "NextGen" consoles are going to be like, considering the ps4 pro and xbox one X's are still fairly subpar compared to a mid-range PC, and with GPU and CPU architecture not advancing all that much in the last 4 years, I don't know how they're going to beef shit up for the normalfags without eating a massive loss. Unless they can convince folks to buy them for 499+ and diminishing returns graphically.
I'm actually at a loss where the next generation is going to go, aside from VR.
normalfags are fucking weird though, I know personally, 8 people who bought switches just for fortnite alone.
84979d No.15145891
>>15145873
>I know personally, 8 people who bought switches just for fortnite alone
Why?
55602f No.15145922
>>15145891
No idea, I have an irrational fetish for games that shouldn't run, running on portable hardware, not sure if most people share this.
You know what else is bad though?
2 more people at work bought switches, because they heard they added Gyro aiming to Fortnite
1 bought it for warframe
74af4c No.15145931
>>15145873
>I'm far more concerned about what the "NextGen" consoles are going to be like,
There aren't going to be "next gen" consoles. If Sony doesn't just drop game consoles all together, and Microsoft keeps making them, they'll all just become yearly or bi-yearly iterations of x86-64 powered consoles of slightly increased performance. Sony and Microsoft aren't going to jump to a totally different processor architecture or manufactuer at this point, and AMD would be more than happy to continue producing semi-custom APUs for both of them. You're just going to get a PS4 Pro Plus or Pro 2 or something and an Xbox One XX
>>15145922
>1 bought it for warframe
The Switch is getting Farmframe?
3fd933 No.15145951
>>15145873
>I know personally, 8 people
impressive
484ad2 No.15145977
>>15145873
>>15145922
I don't believe you. I think you're lying.
11bcc2 No.15145979
>>15145743
>I think it has something to do with nintendo being not as popular and different target audience so gays and trannies flock to it.
It appeals to hipsters, who like it ironically for retro and niche cred. Nintendo has been actively courting them for a while now, ever since they aped the iMac "think different" campaign with the multi-colored GameCube schtick and spun that off to more and more gimmicky hardware bullshit and "Games, for the rest of us/Wii would like to play" marketing to casuals. It was a perfect environment for millenials to thrive, and thus - SJW infestation.
27fccc No.15145983
>>15145514
50 (You)s on a random one.
55602f No.15145990
>>15145931
>Yearly/Bi-yearly iterations of x86-64 powered consoles
I have no idea how to feel about this, I feel like it's wasted potential, mainly because it seems like the ARM has made some pretty big strides, I'd like to see how far a major manufacturer can go with it, especially with Android out of the picture.
The line between PC and console getting blurrier doesn't seem as interesting, especially due to the recent trend of developers being lazy as fuck and using the extra overhead as an excuse to thrown in more gpu particles.
>The Switch is getting Farmframe
Yeah, Panic Button announced it at Tennocon and in an AMA they hinted at more "impossible" ports being made.
2b5e39 No.15145996
>>15145931
>>15145922
>consoles are turning into freemium moba players
3ad4e2 No.15146036
>>15145873
The original variants of the PS4/XBone launched with hardware equivalent to a midgrade PC from 2006. The upgraded versions moved to around 2010~.
It isn't so much that GPU/CPU architecture hasn't improved that much. It's that newer hardware techniques haven't really gone down in price to produce.
>I don't know how they're going to beef shit up for the normalfags without eating a massive loss.
Consoles used to be sold at cost/slightly subsidized. The idea was that people would buy more titles over time if they cut the hardware price a bit. They haven't done that since the PS3/360 generation.
>Unless they can convince folks to buy them for 499+ and diminishing returns graphically.
Most releases aren't taxing on the hardware due to actual graphical fidelity but due to the fact that devs are turning into lazy fucks who load their discs with uncompressed textures and horribly unoptimized code.
Did you know that the Vita was the original platform for a lot of PS4releases that somehow run horribly? It's infinite resource syndrome in action.
>I'm actually at a loss where the next generation is going to go, aside from VR.
Honestly I'm sure it'll be something similar to PSVR, in that they sell accessories at $400 and load them with extra processing power to make up for not having a better CPU in the main hardware.
It'll probably also make it a pain in the ass to develop games and emulate later.
>>15145990
>I feel like it's wasted potential, mainly because it seems like the ARM has made some pretty big strides, I'd like to see how far a major manufacturer can go with it,
The Switch runs dual ARM cpus.
cc73fb No.15146054
>>15145990
ARM isn't good for non-portable scenarios. x86 is still making the most advances in the consumer-tier stationary target consoles are for.
>>15146036
>The original variants of the PS4/XBone launched with hardware equivalent to a midgrade PC from 2006.
No. This is so baffling and wrong I don't know where to begin.
>It's that newer hardware techniques haven't really gone down in price to produce.
Manufacturing processes mature, get cheaper, more efficient, and more viable every week. If the architecture that was in 8th gen consoles back in 2006 it would cost thousands to get it in a single chip. That was such a dumb fucking statement I don't even know if I should want you to reply.
adb02a No.15146076
Thread should be updated soon. Let me know if I missed anything.
b74e83 No.15146083
>>15146076
Subtitle it "==TURMOIL IN TRANNY TOWN==" or something
b74e83 No.15146089
>>15146083
ehem
TURMOIL IN TRANNY TOWN
adb02a No.15146094
>>15146083
Yeah! I was going to rename it "Trannytastrophe" or "Tranny Terror" or simply "Tranny Drama"
3ad4e2 No.15146108
>>15146054
> If the architecture that was in 8th gen consoles back in 2006 it would cost thousands to get it in a single chip. That was such a dumb fucking statement I don't even know if I should want you to reply.
I didn't say it was the same architecture, I said "equivalent". If you'd prefer I could revise it to say "The PS4 and XBone were clocked similar to hardware from 2006"
The PS4 launched with a four core CPU clocked at 1.6 GHz. That is a similar clock speed to a CPU from 2006. I'm not implying the hardware runs like a 2006 CPU but it does have specs similar to one.
Manufacturing processes do get cheaper but several generations have been using similar manufacturing processes.
39cedf No.15146123
>>15145922
>not sure if most people share this
I do but…
>buying a switch to only play one game
>spending $250-$300 for only ONE videogame
That is absolutely fucking asinine and nonsensical.
Normalfags are indeed nothing but cattle and sheep.
129f03 No.15146129
>>15146089
I think traitor works too
484ad2 No.15146131
>>15145922
When I eventually get linux running, I'm going to try to get the original Halo Combat Evolved running through wine. I want portable Halo so bad.
Imagine if online multiplayer worked too.
adb02a No.15146246
>>15146129
Tranny Traitor. That's perfect, but mark hasn't updated the OP yet.
f865f9 No.15146257
9a9451 No.15146284
>>15146257
>Spending money on shovelware
3ad4e2 No.15146339
>>15146283
How the fuck is "she" still calling it "just accusations" if the log he posted literally says
>I really didn't think I was doing anything wrong at the time. I told you when I was doing it. If in pieces.
If you didn't think it was wrong "at the time you were doing it" that means you fucking did it. If you now think it was wrong to do that still means you fucking did it.
Are these people literal retards? Do they think they can still lie in the face of actual evidence?
Does "she" really believe nobody thinks she did it for a 200k payday and it was an "accident"?
3ad4e2 No.15146366
>>15146283
https://archive.fo/ld1Nr
>I didn't give up a bootrom exploit on the Switch
>I used the same bootrom exploit on a separate device that uses the same SoC!
>That means I didn't do it!
Can people really be this retarded?
adb02a No.15146406
67f2d8 No.15146424
So is it over? Piracy on the Switch never ever?
2b5e39 No.15146435
>>15146424
A tranny fuck literally sold them out for money, it's fucking hilarious.
c21a70 No.15146453
>>15146424
Only if you're a faggot that held off buying one for too long. 19 million vulnerable units have already been sold and with ReiNX and team matrixes CFW's being developed right now we aren't far away.
67f2d8 No.15146459
>>15146435
So that's a yes to "never ever" then. Fan-fucking-tastic.
adb02a No.15146468
>>15146459
Have no fear!
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/221016382/#q221038190
Bog is here, either that, or it's a larping cuckchanner.
Release soon (maybe)
I swear, even as an archive, I felt my brain cells die as I went through the slog of cuckchan posts
3ad4e2 No.15146480
>>15146435
A tranny sold them out for money, claimed it wasn't "her", then tried to say that "she" didn't disclose it for the Switch but for a different device that was EoL but uses the same SoC.
Literally just a long way of saying
>It wasn't me but I did it.
Fucking OJ Transon
>>15146459
Considering the trannies were literally too busy jerking over how mentally ill they were to get anything done while claiming not to support piracy because it's "morally wrong" but apparently stealing bootrom exploits is ok it's more probable that the Switch will get actual piracy tools because it appears ReSwitched is in the process of disintegrating.
Without them "directing" the scene people can actually do what they want.
Along with that SXOS is most likely going to be cracked/released soon in a modified form to skip the license check and that will also allow piracy.
Hope isn't lost, hope has been restored.
>>15146468
Seems a bit fake but would also be a likely explanation as to how they figured out who did it and how fast they confirmed it.
484ad2 No.15146498
>>15146480
Nah. SciresM and a couple others have been doing all the work lately. Kyle bailed a month or two ago. Atmosphere will still come.
67f2d8 No.15146506
>>15146468
>>15146480
>>15146498
I'll still give it a couple of years minimum until it's truly as wide open as the 3DS.
d46b2f No.15146507
>>15145922
That at least implies care and effort, but portability itself is a solid argument. Ultimately it's the gameplay that matters, not the best visuals.
>>15146131
Do you actually think you're gonna be running Wine on there? Wine depends on being run on x86-compatibles. I don't think qemu will help you here either.
>>15146459
Nah the Switch is popular enough that better people will fill in the void. Gateway3DS was not the end of the story for the 3DS after all.
adb02a No.15146524
http://archive.is/pX0XY
I'M INNOCENT GOYIM, BELIEVE MY WORD OF MOUTH!!
3ad4e2 No.15146534
>>15146498
tbh I suspect they have been doing all the work the entire time while the trannies attention whored.
>>15146506
Technically with an unpatchable bootrom exploit that allows the Switch to have any compatible payload loaded onto, it is already is "as open" as the 3DS.
It just doesn't have the consumer facing tools the 3DS has.
>>15146524
The story has begun to change, it'll change until it's considered an "acceptable" reason to be a complete retard and disclose bugs that aren't yours.
If it had already been fixed on the Switch there would have been no reason to be mad that "she" disclosed it for another device on the same SoC.
484ad2 No.15146539
>>15146507
>Do you actually think you're gonna be running Wine on there?
I mentioned my idea elsewhere and people said running an x86 shell in qemu then running wine, or something, would work. Dunno if it would be playable.
adb02a No.15146541
http://archive.is/QUXZh
YA'LL ARE TOXIC TRANSPHOBES
Snap Snap
MMMMHHMMMMM
67f2d8 No.15146563
>>15146534
>It just doesn't have the consumer facing tools the 3DS has.
Well I did hear from Sankaku Complex that it can run Gamecube games but from what you said getting that done isn't user friendly. Hope this shit doesn't reach Nintendo's attention out of spite.
484ad2 No.15146569
>>15146541
Christ, ReSwitched is the most revoltingly degenerate place and you get banned the moment you speak out against it but these fucking psychos still think it's "shitty and toxic".
3ad4e2 No.15146576
>>15146563
It can run Dolphin through Linux I believe but that isn't really the best way.
>>15146569
Any time you punish a tranny for their behavior YOU are actually the one who is wrong.
adb02a No.15146580
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>15146563
You are correct!
484ad2 No.15146587
TRANNIES DROPPING LIKE FLIES
This was posted and pinned for one second, SciresM deleted it, then reposted for another second before deleting it again. You won't see this anywhere else, folks!
9d52fd No.15146590
>>15146587
Who is this Qyriad faggot. Another tranny?
adb02a No.15146595
>>15146587
They're eating each other.
They're really eating each other.
67f2d8 No.15146605
>>15146576
Feels weird still having physical Gamecube games with no way to play them. Every time I look at them I start itching for playing Baten Kaitos.
>>15146580
Off topic, but what the hell happened to Hooktube's search engine?
2b1caa No.15146627
>the phrase "the tranny sold us out" was originally a meme popular among the 3ds hacking community because of allegations that changes were made to Luma to allow nintendo to identify and ban users running CFW
>though meme magic it became real
2b5e39 No.15146629
>>15146605
They got a C&D from jewtube immediately when they put up NordVPN ads.
adb02a No.15146632
d46b2f No.15146633
>>15146539
That's what I'd like to know. Switch is decent but most of the power is graphical, not CPU. For comparison I saw a video of some old x86/x86-64 games like UT2004 being run on a POWER8 workstations in qemu. Not totally fine either.
>>15146605
Get a Wii, they're really versatile and dirt-cheap these days.
484ad2 No.15146643
>>15146590
either a tranny or a faggot. I'm pretty sure I remember people using feminine pronouns and it's obviously a dude.
>>15146605
Pick up a Wii and some component cables. Or you could be crazy like me.
67f2d8 No.15146644
>>15146632
BRB downloading that one Jojo MAD blocked off from the USA before Hooktube dies forever.
>>15146633
>Get a Wii, they're really versatile and dirt-cheap these days.
And the controllers?
d46b2f No.15146652
>>15146644
Well given the Wii I picked up included a remote and was only $25, yeah. I did fork out a bit more for component cables and USB HDD though.
67f2d8 No.15146662
>>15146652
I messed up my post a little. I have a Wii (hacked too but I forgot to what extent) but no (working) GC controllers. I doubt first party ones are easy to come by these days.
bdd7a7 No.15146667
Question: did the tranny actually figure out the exploit on his own or did he just take someone else's work, send it to Ninty, and get a 200k payday for it?
t. not a switch owner, just someone who is here for the drama
d46b2f No.15146673
>>15146662
That could be more difficult, at least the two I picked up must've been third-party that broke within months. After that I just switched to Nintendont and a PS3 controller.
adb02a No.15146676
>>15146587
Guy got removed from admin, btw
3ad4e2 No.15146679
>>15146587
>I don't agree with the people that run this group and I hate everything about them
>I hope I can stay
Are these people really that starved to conform and be in a seekrit club?
>>15146667
It appears currently that he took somebody else's exploit and tried to claim he only disclosed it for a different device.
What's retarded about that is you can't disclose SoC bootrom exploits for "only" one device and the Tegra X1 is in both the Pixel C and the Switch.
620801 No.15146688
>>15146676
Which guy? Qyriad?
67f2d8 No.15146702
>>15146673
>Nintendont
Now we're getting somewhere…
>Xbox 360 controller incompatible
…motherfucker.
484ad2 No.15146718
>>15146702
Yahoo Auctions Japan has super cheap gamecube hardware. Was thinking about importing a bunch of controllers to sell here. Shipping would rape you, but you could probably score a console with 2-3 controllers for the price of one controller in the states.
a73893 No.15146734
>>15146688
Yeah. It seems their discuck is burning already.
EVERYONE is fucking paranoid.
67f2d8 No.15146737
>>15146718
Screw it, I'll use the PS3 controller and hope the sticks aren't finicky. Failing that, I'll just hope new ones are still plentiful. And a power cable for the PS3 itself. God knows how I lost that.
484ad2 No.15146748
>>15146737
Oh fuck, wait, Nintendo is re-releasing gamecube controllers soon for Smash Bros Ultimate.
https://www.amazon.com/GameCube-Controller-Super-Ultimate-Nintendo-Switch/dp/B07DJX3Y47
Amazon is down for me right now. Don't remember price.
484ad2 No.15146754
>>15146734
"Aileen" is a fucking tranny, too.
adb02a No.15146762
>>15146754
He's a tranny
He's a tranny
You're a tranny
I'm a tranny!
Are there any other trannies I should know about!?
03124a No.15146772
>>15146762
the guy behind Luma3DS is a tranny, too.
0c93e3 No.15146778
>>15146762
God, I love video games
620801 No.15146786
>>15146754
>>15146762
>>15146772
Trannies being everywhere really shouldn't surprise me anymore but it still happens.
adb02a No.15146791
THEY ARE TURNING AGAINST EACH OTHER
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THEY ARE TURNING AGAINST EACH OTHER
http://archive.is/xy1zk
67f2d8 No.15146802
>>15146748
Best if I wait for that. Thank you.
>>15146778
You really shouldn't up and post that without the proper eye bleach.
3ad4e2 No.15146825
>>15146791
It's weird how you can sell someone else's work and your integrity for $200k but you're somehow still the victim and the guy you stole shit from is the "bad guy".
It's even more weird how you can literally announce you did do the thing you were accused of doing and still try to backpedal as
>nah, I didn't really do it
and get defended by "activists"
b86521 No.15146830
c21a70 No.15146838
>>15146825
inb4 sciresM begins a tranny crusade and purges all the mentally ill faggots
5f49e8 No.15146839
>>15146825
I like how call that tranny faggot "she" and act all PC even after that sick fuck tranny faggot stabbed them in the back.
3ad4e2 No.15146844
>>15146839
I mostly just didn't type quotes that time, my other posts actually used "she", I wanted to separate the one who stole shit vs the actual guy "she" stole shit from.
1687f3 No.15146880
ok here's the important question: does this slow down the road to ez piracy in any significant way
that's all i care about right now
3ad4e2 No.15146884
>>15146839
Wait, I didn't read that right.
I refer to the tranny as "she" because it's far more offensive to them than to just be called "he".
You're essentially telling them that they don't pass as a woman and that's a worse insult you can give them than just saying "he", especially since they aren't even men anymore.
c21a70 No.15146885
>>15146880
No. The team that broke down is against piracy.
3ad4e2 No.15146889
>>15146880
Probably not, the road to easy piracy is just being held back by a working license generator or a modification that skips license checks on SXOS.
As far as I know Rei the person who made Reinand for the 3DS is working on patching the license check on SXOS.
adb02a No.15146926
Everyone go to the old(new?) thread, since this one is sinking
>>15007190
>>15007190
>>15007190
>>15007190
129f03 No.15146965
>>15146246
Traitor in tranny town
12ac05 No.15147119
>>15146094
i was thinking "Tranny Tragedy"
2b1caa No.15147141
>>15146791
>disregard for LGBT and trans rights
just baseless shitposting on the tranny's part, SciresM literally told the discord not to talk shit about trannies after temkin got the boot >>15145195
12ac05 No.15147174
>>15147141
>SciresM literally told the discord not to talk shit about trannies
and he needs to be bullied for it
e6a691 No.15147437
when sx is fully cracked, chinks will simply stop updating it right? What point is there when they can't jew people out of their money anymore. Or in the worst case, they'll implement brick code for crack users
510bf6 No.15148516
>>15145891
Switch is the cheapest platform for portable fortnite which is more than enough of an incentive for people to buy one to play portable meme game.
3ad4e2 No.15148710
>>15147141
I notice when the faggots and trannies get caught doing stupid shit their goto excuse is
>He didn't like DA GEIS
and somehow that is a valid excuse for the retard defense force to show up.
>>15147437
They already implemented and unimplemented brick code.
If it detects attempts to break the DRM it will loop endlessly instead of locking your emmc like it used to.
They'll probably stop updating it when they stop selling dongles or just sell the license to people.