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a20285 No.15046303
Are you all ready for a trainwreck?!
Livestream link: www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
stream with chat:
http://infinity.moe
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2d1b4f No.15088196
>>15088166
Speedrunning has violated my body worse than any rapist could. I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be.
1a02af No.15088197
ad8a9e No.15088204
>>15088178
Is there a single donation incentive they've ever missed? Not just this year, but three years ago? five?
e9148a No.15088206
>>15088185
The theory that normalfags are actually NPCs just got proved in a single run.
7c553b No.15088208
>>15088204
I remember lots getting missed years ago.
751bf0 No.15088215
>>15088204
Not for any of the big runs no.
1263f9 No.15088227
>7 hours
Why is this allowed? These unhealthy autists will probably only get DVT from that run. Remember to take break guys.
2edc8e No.15088231
>>15088182
He's put up a new tweet now asking for critique, so I'm guessing he wanted people to compare, contrast and tell him what worked/what didn't.
1263f9 No.15088235
>>15088231
He thinks that it is a good thing?
89f64d No.15088240
>>15088196
shut the fuck up Cosmo or i beat you again
ad8a9e No.15088244
>>15088231
someone tell him to replace every panel with [ad lib]
29faaf No.15088249
>>15088235
You would be insane too if you had to spend a week with protoguy
7980f3 No.15088250
Might as well end the event, I doubt that anyone here would keep watching this shitshow
751bf0 No.15088252
>>15088250
Views always plummet during the final run but never donations.
3f30cb No.15088254
>>15088204
They missed one for Secret of Evermore which was a sperg being too big of an embarrassment even for this event. That was either earlier this year or last.
3a1b97 No.15088259
>>15088252
>▶Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 18:29:51 751bf0 No.15088252
>>>15088250
>Views always plummet during the final run but never donations.
Is that why they do this shit at the end? Reduce the number of witnesses for the hardcore laundering?
1deec4 No.15088264
>>15088231
At least they aren't hiding it? Still shitty that he/they think this is what viewers would want.
>>15088254
That was AGDQ 2018. I was upset we didn't get to see him make an ass of himself.
9f3c45 No.15088295
>>15088037
>>15088034
>>15088002
>>15087986
>>15087928
I missed the Mario run, did it actually went this way? If so it`s the most autistic thing I`ve ever seen.
848fe5 No.15088301
>>15088295
Almost word for word
1deec4 No.15088302
>>15088295
It did. I followed along just to be sure it was real.
ad8a9e No.15088304
>>15088295
It went almost exactly that way. It was the saddest thing.
39c59d No.15088307
>Japanese restream has a grill with cute voice talking about the game
best thing to forget that fucking tranny's voice
3f30cb No.15088314
>>15088264
I think he even tried to do it for free after the end, because he thought it was the greatest. Guy was actually depressing to watch
29faaf No.15088315
>>15088307
but where are the subtitles ???
5cbd7a No.15088319
>>15087928
I bet the jews did this.
2edc8e No.15088325
39c59d No.15088339
>>15088325
ht tps://www.twitch.tv/japanese_restream
>>15088315
>subtitles
>>15054199 :^)
d1dc86 No.15088340
>>15088333
Don't tell them men to use the men's restroom.
89f64d No.15088346
>>15088333 (checked)
is that so no one can tell protoguy to go to the mas bathroom?
29faaf No.15088353
Those rules are comedy gold
If anyone wants to join in the fun : https://gamesdonequick.com/rules
3a1b97 No.15088356
29faaf No.15088357
>>15088353
This one wasn't funny but if anyone wants to save videogames for the next 10 years, no one will resist.
5cbd7a No.15088359
>>15088353
>no weapons
looks like its open season.
too bad they're all fucking broke lmao.
d1dc86 No.15088366
>>15088359
>open season
For suicide?
29faaf No.15088368
Can we get protoguy banned from distracting the autistic nigger then ?
29faaf No.15088376
dressing up as a girl doesn't count though
5cbd7a No.15088388
>>15088368
no but we can get the nigger banned
39c59d No.15088389
>>15088356
The girl actually knows the strats for the run and is explaining, she probably runs it too. This is great
29faaf No.15088393
>>15088389
It's funny because the nips eat a lot of soy and yet they're less soyified than the whites.
da35fb No.15088399
>not spliced
Prerecorded runs would be the next step after scripted commentary.
39c59d No.15088405
>>15088393
That's cause the soy they it is fermented
39c59d No.15088406
29faaf No.15088407
>>15088399
>AGDQ 2020
>TASbot does both the runs and the commentary
>Everyone else just claps and reads donations
5cbd7a No.15088413
>>15088399
why stop there?
>pre recorded twitch donations
>pre recorded commentary
>pre recorded audience
>pre recorded world record runs on every game
>pre recorded controversy
they could go full jew if they wanted to and make it as fake as a reality tv show.
da35fb No.15088418
>>15088407
>Everyone else just claps
Until they get replaced by CLAPbot.
29faaf No.15088419
>>15088413
half those things are already in place though
ad8a9e No.15088421
>>15088405
Also consider that Europeans are lactose tolerant while Japs are not. It's entirely possible the Japs have some kind of "soy tolerance" that Europeans would not.
da35fb No.15088428
>>15088413
They already reached TV levels of boredom.
39c59d No.15088433
>>15088421
That would make sense
29faaf No.15088435
>>15088428
>guys TV is finished ! Twitch is the future !
>Streams end up looking like TV, complete with unskippable ads
I want low bandwidth internet back so people have to consider what they want to upload.
5cbd7a No.15088447
>>15088435
that would only make it worse.
problem is that the good little goyim want brain dead scripted streams so what can the rest of us do?
9df3c8 No.15088452
>>15088166
What's up, it's your demi-trans sister mike2michelle93!
Just thought I'd remind you all to be careful about what you do in the bathroom, who you brush past, who you look up on your phone, who you take pictures of, who you compliment, when you speak up, where you walk, what topics you discuss, if you fall asleep, and what you touch god forbid you touch one of our ""priceless"" plushies or shitty etsy crafts we pedal as prizes
OOPS!
Looks like I got a little carried away with the rules! Good thing I have this script to keep me on track.
DOOOOOOOOOONATIONS FUGG CANCER AMMIRITE
Don't forget to check out some COOL UNDERTALE merch at fangamer dot com. And check out TinyBuild games for all the hip and latest indie titles!
29faaf No.15088461
>>15088447
>what can the rest of us do?
Bomb a federal building
da35fb No.15088465
>>15088435
>>15088447
I want "our" internet back. Free of normal people who only go online for entertainment and shopping.
f396ca No.15088474
>>15088465
I don't think there's a problem with it per se; rather, the issue lies in censorship, regulation, and consolidating the power within a number of organizations you can count on one hand.
ce21f0 No.15088476
>all these characters
>all these character name incentives
I bet those jews are jizzing their pants
29faaf No.15088486
>>15088474
It's not even straight censorship.
Now they're flooding the internet with inane shit. The truth is there but it's burried under so much shit that most people won't see it.
Remember that it's jews we're against : they have been doing that shit for thousands of years.
da35fb No.15088490
>>15088474
Normal people ruin everything they touch. None off those things would be an issue if people still needed a good reason to want, let alone get, internet access.
5cbd7a No.15088495
>>15088474
the goyim drive everything.
things were better back when normalfags werent around to get offended and be retards.
there's no way to get the old sgdq back unless someone starts an honest competitor with proper rules and structure.
29faaf No.15088525
>>15088490
>Normal people ruin everything they touch.
Women ruin everything, and then normalfags don't tell them anything because our culture put them on a pedestal
29faaf No.15088527
>>15088495
Wasn't it what NASA was supposed to be ?
It's all getting corrupted sooner or later, EUSA is already lost because they'll have protoguy next time.
14a28c No.15088539
>>15088527
NASA already is corrupted. We got a tranny runner and chat got cracked down on.
3f30cb No.15088541
>>15088495
I thought that's what they tried to do with NASA and ESA. Now ESA has Prototranny and NASA turned into MRE review reviews. Granted the latter was at least enjoyable
5cbd7a No.15088542
>>15088527
nasa has been corrupted day 1.
ive been perma banned from their chat every year.
d650a2 No.15088544
>>15088527
Yeah NASA and ESA was supposed to be the pushback. ESA is pretty much already cucked but it figures seeing as it's Europoors.
NASA is still making speedrunning great again.
29faaf No.15088559
>>15088544
but
>>15088542
>>15088539
So who do I trust ?
From what I've seen NASA seemed more chill but also looked like a dead event while early GDQ was high energy.
867169 No.15088575
>>15088544
For anyone still in doubt if ESA went full cuck, just check https://esamarathon.com/schedule
>Ctrl+F protomacigalgirl
>3 matches
Why do good things always have to go to shit?
ad8a9e No.15088579
2efca9 No.15088583
>>15088575
>Being so attention hungry you fly to Europe to be part of a meme stream
d47427 No.15088585
>>15088559
>Who do I trust?
No one. They're all sick and corrupted to the core and the only thing that can stop them is a complete societal collapse that eventually causes a civil war where all of society's sick elements are drawn out and eliminated.
9c99f3 No.15088593
>>15088544
>NASA
>Making speedrunning great again
The event was cancer from day one since it was planned by Naeglaeria who is deep in Withhelde's asshole. ESA at the very least had the moment during My Summer Car where they flip off a poster with the GDQ logo modded onto it.
Trannies ruin everything.
3a1b97 No.15088604
>>15088575
Because speedrunners are gormless faggots. What do you expect from people who attach a large part of their identity to being real good at videogames.
948a5b No.15088616
Who else here is HYPE for this grand finale of a run?
d650a2 No.15088621
>>15088559
Yeah NASA is empty by comparison but runners still have fun, most runs being like Deus Ex if you caught that.
Concerning getting banned from chat NASA afaik tends to play by the rules of the runner decides who gets banned during their run, so people getting mass banned during tranny hours makes sense, but as I recall they were mostly 10 minute bans, essentially a slap on the wrist for shitposting too hard.
>>15088575
I was hoping to go to ESA at one point and do a run or two, but I guess it would be a waste of time now.
>>15088593
Tell me more about Naegleria I don't know much about him.
5cbd7a No.15088628
>>15088621
>they were mostly 10 minute bans, essentially a slap on the wrist for shitposting too hard.
its perma ban every time in my experience.
9df3c8 No.15088633
WE'RE 3/14ths OF THE WAY THERE BOYS!
WOOOOOOOOO
9c99f3 No.15088635
>>15088621
There's not really much to say out of the ordinary. He's Canadian and he's friends with trannies and a "good ally". People mistake him for being alright because he used to have some minor shitposter tendencies such as swearing during earlier GDQ marathons but he's not much different from the rest of them at this point.
29faaf No.15088636
What were the best runs this year ?
39c59d No.15088638
>>15088636
Mario maker was pretty good today
2edc8e No.15088639
>>15088616
I'm going to fucking bed, anon. GDQ is as good as already done.
So what do we call this year? How do we rate it over all? And can we list all the runs we thought were good for the sake of the chat?
>Deus Ex
>Warcraft 3
>Hob
>RE4
>Pretty much any Mario except Odyssey
>Metroid block
7980f3 No.15088662
>>15088639
I liked the REmake run, I thought that the guy was cool and pretty on point. Much love
29faaf No.15088676
>>15088639
Don't forget the Celeste TAS
NO WAY
dfd01d No.15088683
2efca9 No.15088686
>>15088636
the 70 Star race was pretty tight
d650a2 No.15088694
>>15088628
What'd you do to get perma'd from the marathon that has cropped loli porn as their mascot?
3c87e6 No.15088717
>>15088639
Deus Ex and the SMB3 Race were really great.
e4b0ed No.15088743
>>15088639
Hob was good? Didn't see it because wrong timezone
What went wrong with Odyssey?
d47427 No.15088761
>>15088743
the commentary was scripted
d650a2 No.15088762
>>15088743
All the commentary for odyssey including crowd interactions, such as clapping and counting down for shit were scripted, script got posted online by Trihex, so 2/3rds of the couch spent most of the run looking at their phones and reading the script.
2edc8e No.15088769
>>15088743
Iunno if everyone would agree but I liked Hob. Halfcoordinated ran it and the game seemed like a comfy Zelda-like with some pretty pictures and odd skips.
The runner of Odyssey himself was great, but the couch was awful. They clung way too tightly to their script. I wouldn't read maliciously into it since they posted the script in advance, but they forced jokes and read verbatim from their phone. It wasn't the comfy "guys get together to chill and do skillful shit while explaining it" that you expect.
5cbd7a No.15088786
>>15088694
i cant remember the first time.
second time i said the jews arent human and they're all pedophiles tho.
5a77c0 No.15088788
>>15087267
>>15087273
Original guy here. I didn't want to look at it any longer than I had to, but I also wanted clearly visible Rolf instead of Rolf for ants. With a larger... let's call it source image, we probably could've had the best of both worlds, but I sure as fuck wasn't about to ask for that.
c8c6a2 No.15088796
>>15088639
The Warcraft 3 run was awful. That nigger-runner had the most obnoxious laugh.
d47427 No.15088812
Can we all agree that this was, by far and large, the worst GDQ ever?
5a77c0 No.15088817
>>15088812
We can agree on that until January.
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d650a2 No.15088828
>>15088786
Good job anon. I can't say I'm surprised you got banned though.
dc5ddf No.15088831
>>15088812
This was the first year I haven't watched any runs or videos or anything. I just come to this thread every now and then to try and catch a glimpse of the poz that is gdq. But to answer your question: yes
Ask again when the next one happens and it'll be the same answer
2d1b4f No.15088871
>>15088639
The Rock Man run with the autistic nigger was pretty entertaining.
c8c6a2 No.15088899
>>15088871
I felt bad for him. He kept on getting interrupted by protomagicalguy
1deec4 No.15088957
>>15088639
Sleep well, anon. The end of the Wind Waker HD run had me wheezing with laughter because of how much the runner was choking.
>>15088676
W-WHA!? BWAHAHA
>>15088812
I think so, yeah, but I'm not really confident enough to say it's the worst one yet for sure.
e4b0ed No.15088961
1263f9 No.15088986
Guys, let's take bet, which year does the scam falls apart. Trannies and SJW are known for their loose tongue, someone will squeal at some point.
d47427 No.15088987
>>15088986
I give it 3 more years. At best.
ad8a9e No.15088995
took an hour break and came back to find its even worse than when I left. i'd rather be watching rats dying violent deaths via traps and cats.
1263f9 No.15089051
ce21f0 No.15089053
I love this game. I missed most of the run. How was it?
39c59d No.15089059
>>15089053
It's basically an LLG since its glitchless
3a1b97 No.15089065
>>15088812
Yep. Basically unwatchable.
120932 No.15089068
2efca9 No.15089073
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>>15088995
I have the channel for you
3a1b97 No.15089078
>>15088986
I doubt trannies have their dialators in the defraud the goyim part of it. Just the demoralization part.
ad8a9e No.15089084
>>15089073
>YouTube trying to fuck people who do good things like kill rats, rabbits, mice, squirrels, moles, voles, rabbits, rats, and rabbits by demonetizing them for actually showing traps in action
thanks for reminding everyone why the chinese and liveleak are sometimes better than jewgle.
77cc5c No.15089085
>>15088831
>I just come to this thread every now and then to try and catch a glimpse of the poz that is gdq.
>catch a glimpse of the poz
f396ca No.15089087
>>15089084
>YT Jews ban ratcatching videos
Probably hits a little too close to home, though it's an insult to the rats
ce21f0 No.15089089
>general leo's overworld sprite is white
>portrait is this
Is he a nigger? y/n?
048a93 No.15089120
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>>15088995
>>15089073
Have another related channel.
34c51d No.15089174
>>15088812
We say this every year. Does it seriously keep getting worse? I didn't even watch this year because I was on vacation
bca0cc No.15089176
debda6 No.15089188
Is this the last run of the marathon?
048a93 No.15089197
>>15089188
>there will never be a comfy bonus stream like this again
3a1b97 No.15089213
Yes. But you can judge for yourself since every previous GDQ is on youtube, starting from the very first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpLvjKwoYrM
Cons: shitty tech, minimal commentary
Pros: no trannies, no fucks given, no le geek culture xd
I think both of these categories changed gradually over the years. After the first couple, normalfags started getting ahold of it, and, as normalfags are wont to do, ruined everything that was distinctive about it.
14b566 No.15089214
So will PGM also infect ESA deeply with his tranny-ree'ing bullshit that chat will be censored/paywalled too or is there hope they'll enforce him to pipe down his autism?
3a1b97 No.15089231
>>15089214
>So will PGM also infect ESA deeply with his tranny-ree'ing bullshit that chat will be censored/paywalled too or is there hope they'll enforce him to pipe down his autism?
Most European law considers not obeying tranny kvetching to be a hate crime, so probably not.
577a7a No.15089241
>>15088639
I liked the Tomb Raider run by Beckski93. Comfy, good vibes, nice voice. No idea if executed well, but I don't remember many hang-ups
ca60b7 No.15089250
>>15089085
nice. I'm gonna fucking go slit my wrists and hope I'm able to leave this fuckin' nightmare.
14b566 No.15089251
>>15089231
Welp, what a shame. Worst part is, he probably has no regrets about receding events like this to shit just for attention-whoring and sees himself as a special snowflake. fml
3f30cb No.15089277
>>15089251
Luckily looking it up, the next one takes place in Sweden. There's a nonzero chance that everything will take care of itself.
d90483 No.15089286
>>15089251
He's just in one measly race so far, might not be that bad if the autistic negro is there too.
f396ca No.15089335
>When you refresh /v/ and see the stream thumbnail
d90483 No.15089343
>2000$ (((anonymous))) donation
5a77c0 No.15089347
>>15089335
Life has many doors, Ed boy
0d8652 No.15089352
>>15089343
I really want to meet someone who donates that much money so I can beat the shit out of him
They have to either be a spoiled rich kid or a trust fund numale.
9d4fea No.15089353
>>15089278
>tfw people willingly let these broken, destructive individuals influence their children
Can't tell if it makes me more sad or angry.
d90483 No.15089358
>>15089352
Or non-existent entities meant to inflate the counter.
929462 No.15089361
>>15089352
They're not real donations anon
ca60b7 No.15089362
>>15089353
I mean people used to hire clowns for birthday parties, whats the difference?
5a77c0 No.15089367
>>15089362
Because that thing isn't a clown, it's a fucking demonic manifestation of perversion and debauchery
0d8652 No.15089372
>>15089367
>it's a fucking demonic manifestation of perversion and debauchery
So, a clown?
ca60b7 No.15089373
>>15089363
YOU PUT THAT PUJO ART BACK IN YOUR REACTION IMAGE FOLDER RIGHT NOW MISTER
d1dc86 No.15089389
>>15089362
Clowns throw creampies at each other. They don't eat them.
d90483 No.15089408
>give us free subs
>plebs give them free subs
I fucking hate normalfags
ca60b7 No.15089420
>>15089405
I DO NOT WANT A CLOWN FETISH
I DO NOT WANT A CLOWN FETISH
I DO NOT WANT A CLOWN FETISH
I DO NOT WANT A CLOWN FETISH
9d4fea No.15089429
8ac612 No.15089431
Unrelated but, is the N-Sane trilogy good?
3b0a74 No.15089432
>>15089352
If the donation is real it's coming from some champagne socialist out of NYC or some faggot boomer business owner looking for tax deductions.
ca60b7 No.15089454
>>15089431
Crash bandicoot was never good anon.
5a77c0 No.15089481
>Capture card keeps shitting out
Shoutouts to the tech crew :^)
1a02af No.15089505
How was this run? I slept through most of it, woke up early to see the end.
Have there been any skips? I assume it's just a let's play, since it's 100%.
And why haven't they increased the estimate if it is 100%?
5a77c0 No.15089509
>>15089505
Even in the any% route, there's literally one skip in the entire game. The estimate is for 100% since an any% run is only about 5 hours IIRC
39c59d No.15089515
>he didn't pick up alexander
Oh boy he's gonna notice it right at the end, this is great
1a02af No.15089520
>they laundered money so hard that it crashed
Shoutouts to the tech crew. Clearly, shekels are the most important thing and they can't even handle that.
>>15089509
B-but anon, that estimate was there from the beginning! H-how could they have known? Man, great thing that they plan for everything in advance, what a professional event!
:^)
ae3e0b No.15089522
For those who care, in order to make $2 million they'd have to get about $1,200/min or $18 donations every second.
5a77c0 No.15089526
>>15089522
My math comes out to about $3.30 per second, but yeah, still silly.
00974a No.15089527
>>15089522
>send the donation
1a02af No.15089531
>>15089522
So, since they're doing five dollars a donation, that would come out to about 0.23% of their current viewers donating five dollars a minute each?
8ac612 No.15089533
>>15089522
Or a Saudi prince can donate a million in the last second
ae3e0b No.15089535
>>15089526
I rounded it to 50,000 and assumed 45 minutes. They're already about halfway through that so you guessed it better than myself.
>>15089531
yep
6a880a No.15089536
>>15089489
CLOWN JOB CLOWN JOB WOO WOO
ae3e0b No.15089538
$20,000 into 30 minutes is about $666/min lol
5a77c0 No.15089539
>>15089535
Oh, I think I see the issue. You mathed it for how much they would need to have donated per second starting right now until the end to reach 2 million. I mathed it for how much they would need to have donated each second over the course of the entire marathon for that.
24f0c4 No.15089544
i could have sworn they were at 1 mill this morning fucking how
1a02af No.15089546
>>15089538
>>15089544
I just counted. On their first 24 hours, they raised 223k, which is about 155 a minute. They're going on over a quadruple pace.
Who handles these type of investigations in the US? The IRS, or FBI? I get the feeling like both would want to take a look at this.
ae3e0b No.15089547
>>15089546
What's to investigate? This is typical for large events. The crowd is hyped and is throwing their money in at the last minute. Same thing happens at any casino, lottery or raffle.
Fools are easily separated from their money. Just look at any sort of lootbox-themed event.
03b915 No.15089548
>>15089536
Oh for the love of
POST MORE
5a77c0 No.15089549
How convenient that the very end of the last game is set to bring them over a nice even dollar amount benchmark.
8ac612 No.15089550
>>15089546
So is the money fake or is GDQ just a front?
5a77c0 No.15089551
ae3e0b No.15089553
>>15089547
see, now they're doing "LETS GO TWITCH CHAT" like any sort of other sports crowd
too typical
435220 No.15089555
>>15089547
I guess normalfags want to "be part of something bigger" regardless of its actual impact.
3a1b97 No.15089560
WHOOOOO maybe if we give enough money DWB can keep smuggling niggers into Italy WOOOOO
c171f0 No.15089562
These faggots have nothing better to do with their money than throw it away to tranny jews at gdq.
I hate what video games has become.
24f0c4 No.15089564
>>15089547
i think it's more of how in the final day they get donated an amount that 6 other days were able to pull off.
c47f9e No.15089565
this "donation train" shit is one of the stupidest things. you just hype people up on some shit and they just throw their money into a pot. i need to start a twitch channel
5a77c0 No.15089567
>>15089565
Week long 8-chan vidya marathon with all proceeds going to autism. Meaning we pocket the money.
3a1b97 No.15089569
>>15089567
Right, instead of giving it to worthless, unemployable third-worlders, we give it to worthless, unemployable first-worlders: us.
ae3e0b No.15089570
>>15089565
have you ever been to any sort of other charity/donation/etc type event? This is an extremely typical tactic. Political campaigns commonly use it too, because they know they will get more donations if they're able to get people into a crowd and use peer pressure/herd mentality to get them all separated from their money.
1a02af No.15089580
957k 4 days into the event, or 166$ a minute.
1.3 mil 6 days into the event, or 181$ a minute.
But here we are with 2 mil, which singlehandedly raised the event's total to 252$ a minute.
Just looked again.
They raised 211k in the first day
148k in the second day
206k in the third
179k in the fourth
214k in the fifth
348k in the sixth
and now they raised 700k in the last half of a day. It's quadruple the quickest pace they were at. It was not this fast for the majority of the event. Nothing to see here goyim.
00974a No.15089584
>still hasn't passed 2.2mil
dead event
c47f9e No.15089586
>>15089567
sounds good to me. needs more anime tiddies.
>>15089570
i havent, but i see how it works. ill pop on twitch and see some guy talking about a sub train or something and people toss their money in so the streamer can say "wow youre all amazing. i bet we can do better"
1a02af No.15089590
>>15089567
Don't you mean that we're giving it to Infinity Next?
5a77c0 No.15089600
And note how abruptly the money lau-I mean donations stopped as soon as they went over their goal
b42e65 No.15089603
14a28c No.15089606
>finally over
Now its time to rate ESA pozz chart
1a02af No.15089607
>capture card goes out
One last shoutout to the tech crew.
39c59d No.15089612
>he didnt pick up alexander
>nobody said anything
So much for 100%
c47f9e No.15089613
>>15089607
>7 hour run
>capture card shitting the bed from the beginning
>fuck it, let it ride
3a1b97 No.15089620
lmao look at all these bloated manballs
3f30cb No.15089624
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>15089613
Reminder that they ran a game through the shittiest desktop speakers they could find instead of any other option.
c47f9e No.15089625
>>15089620
speedrun the fucking gym
435220 No.15089628
>>15089625
There's no glitches for that one :^)
Steroids don't count
3f30cb No.15089630
>>15089625
They run any% reps. It involves going to Planet Fitness once a month for pizza.
1a02af No.15089631
We did it Reddit Twitch Chat!
5a77c0 No.15089638
Post yfw you didn't give a dime to this tranny money laundering scam
c47f9e No.15089641
wew that fucking rats nest around the powerup audio table
14a28c No.15089646
>>15089638
more like yfw you saw GDQ from the beginning only to see it rot in hell
687134 No.15089648
>>15089638
I didn't watch a second of it and only kept this thread open for the highlights.
3f30cb No.15089650
>The first time I participated in GDQ, I couldn't swallow at all
1a02af No.15089654
Well, gentlemen, are you HOYPED?
c47f9e No.15089658
>>15089638
2M raised and these nerds will go back to their parent's house
>>15089646
i know that feel back when people could say what they wanted and it looked like it was in a basement
c47f9e No.15089660
>>15089657
juicin for sure the absolute unit
1a02af No.15089663
>stream went down
>hosting someone else now
But why? Why not just set up for the finale?
577a7a No.15089665
anyone know what the japanese restream is talking about?
twitch.tv/japanese_restream
1a02af No.15089676
Well, that was shit.
See you all for ESA.
27d0d8 No.15089803
So other than bionic commando was there any other actually 'fun' runs or was this year that bad?
3a1b97 No.15089826
>>15089638
>>15089646
I know that feel. I also evolved from bugman to human over the last couple years, so I don't care about or identify with these people anymore, nor am I surprised that they've let things fall apart like this.
It's just nature taking its course. You know, like in a nature documentary.
29faaf No.15089851
>raise 2 millions for jews
>get rewarded by having to sped time with protoguy
the absolute state of the speedrunning community
4e0ebd No.15089998
>>15089944
It's only gonna get worse.
2e87ac No.15090020
>>15089998
I think we hit rock bottom with the UNO joke last time.
6d20ee No.15090062
ONE LAST SHOUT OUT TO THE TECH CREW
>>15090030
Nice
a92104 No.15090078
>>15090030
Nice, just perfect anon !
63e2e3 No.15090132
>>15089278
This filled me with dread. Children don't deserve this.
cd6684 No.15090149
>>15089624
Less than half of this video is the run
If that doesn't indicate something, I don't know what does
f5a5d2 No.15090158
>games that were run in this cancerfest get discounts on steam straight away
ca60b7 No.15090167
>>15090158
anon, it's the summer sale, everything is discounted.
cd7745 No.15090169
sutured gays don't queef
some guys diddle queers
sliced guys dilate quickly
same games dont quit
sore gonad drag queens
9f3bbd No.15090178
So besides manspreading.jpg, what's the worst thing to come out of this event?
Besides the further downfall of GDQ and Kike Jewyama's steady progression down the dark path?
0f90bb No.15090179
>>15090156
>Wanting to expose mentally damaged people to children.
Disabled people mentally or physically should be left outside to die. They bring nothing of merit to society and only lower the living standards of others.
1a02af No.15090181
>>15090178
The Odyssey run was scripted.
The FFVI run was a 7 hour long let's play.
2ef082 No.15090187
>>15090169
>sliced guys dilate quickly
>same games dont quit
these have potential
29faaf No.15090207
>>15090181
> 7 hour long let's play.
Not true, it was a GLITCHLESS run anon ;^)
but we still used EXPLOITS and BUGS which isn't the same
7eb76b No.15090210
d1dc86 No.15090213
>>15090169
Semitic gamers dilate quarterly
29faaf No.15090231
More comedy from the rules.
Did anyone do a screenshot recap this year ?
c191c9 No.15090270
How does the money laundering work? asking so I can set this up for myself and make money.
588a63 No.15090277
>>15089278
>Tfw I know this area
>Deluded parents think their kids like this but are seriously more confused and scared
I'm going to see a potential murder on this.
>>15089405
>>15089424
FUUUUUUCK!
Let me off this ride Mr. Bones I don't have a damn clown fetish!
>>15089638
I mean anyone stupid enough to give money to a scam event like this should be tarred and feathered. I mean with these so-called sponsors wouldn't you at least see a representative for them? In which I never seen any to my watch.
baa44e No.15090284
>>15090231
Oh boy, time to bust the old strainer out and complain about pastafari oppression.
>>15090270
Money laundering doesn't earn you money, it turns money you got through illegal means into legal money. It's only useful if you have a lot of illegal money as well, since small amounts aren't going to get you busted. So step one: become a crimelord.
ba486b No.15090286
>>15090284
>So step one: become a crimelord
You can skip this step if you're jewish
29faaf No.15090290
>>15090284
You can make money by laundering money for others : this is what GDQ does for other criminal organizations charities.
baa44e No.15090316
>>15090286
You still have to take over the family business, which is pretty much the same thing.
>>15090290
True, in that case the first step is setting up a charity event and promote it enough to become popular.
da35fb No.15090321
There is also tax evasion. Let's say I make a lot of profit with my t-shirt business. (Because I sell $1 items for $20.) Lots of profits means lots of taxes. So I give my profits to a charity, now I do not have to pay taxes on that money. The charity then uses some of the money to hire my wife for an absurdly high wage, which is still taxed much lower then my profits would have been. And then they "invest" the rest of the money in my company, which allows me to use the money, to generate more profits, without having to pay taxes on it at all.
cfbb4a No.15090393
not many interesting moments but i hope the cringe quota was filled at least
29faaf No.15090395
>>15090393
the cock quota was filled for sure
835c18 No.15090421
>>15089638
Not a single shekel was spent to support the trannies, thank you ad block for denying them anything
debda6 No.15090426
>Marathon is over
>Thread will die soon
I hardly care about GDQ but this thread was loads of fun.
dfd01d No.15090463
When do we get the cringe/best moments compilations??
889ff9 No.15090512
>>15090321
Pretty much. They have a donation tracker I wonder if there are some odd patterns.
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donations/?page=7526
5b2760 No.15090534
>>15090426
I hope you didn't actually watch any of it.
faeb5f No.15090539
Post quality reaction images to come out of that "event"
89f64d No.15090553
>>15090321
>>15090512
so yetee sells shirts for $12 and donate $4 to gdq so they dont have to pay tax for the $8 they keep?
so the yetee has made $1,741,120 tax free over the years.
dfd01d No.15090593
>>15090553
>they make $1,741,120 selling shitty video game t-shirts
I hate the "Gayming community" so much
1a02af No.15090594
>>15090553
According to them, they donate all the profit they make, and they wouldn't lie about that, of course.
ca60b7 No.15090683
>>15090660
where the fuck is Benjamin Franklin, did he kill himself yet?
dfd01d No.15090688
>>15090683
I would kill myself if I were him tbh.
ca60b7 No.15090694
>>15090660
keep this one so we can know who an hero'd themselves.
cfbb4a No.15090730
>>15090660
Kill - Fuck - Marry?
9f3bbd No.15090741
>>15090730
Gonna go with kill on that one.
Definitely kill.
ca60b7 No.15090744
>>15090730
Kill: Myself
Fuck:
Marry:
77cc5c No.15090747
>>15090683
He swam down to Y'ha-nthlei to join the other Deep Ones.>>15090683
baeee2 No.15090754
>>15090744
Which one are you on this picture anon? :^)
0d0b0e No.15090757
>>15090754
Does it matter?
I'm sure they are all thinking the same thing
how long it takes before they actually do it however
ca60b7 No.15090760
>>15090754
I'm the one under the table giving everyone hand jobs and fingering their open wounds.
f2be31 No.15090792
>>15090694
Are there any actual females at that table?
463845 No.15090793
>>15090512
Other than the entire event being scripted?
5cbd7a No.15090794
ca60b7 No.15090799
>>15090792
it doesn't look like it.
355a31 No.15090805
>>15090730
Kill: my eyes
Fuck: Impossible. My dick shriveled up and tried to find a body cavity to hide in out of fear.
Marry: My hand. I think I just became celibate.
f2be31 No.15090821
>>15090794
>>15090799
Absolutely disgusting.
And it sort of proves an idea I thought of recently. Gaming companies hired women out the ass in an effort to placate the kikes and their puppets, then saw a loss in profits. They regretted their decisions of listening to the kikes. But it was still totally politically incorrect to rehire all the white men they pushed out. So they just hired nu-women instead. That way they have the double advantage of again having a mostly all white male staff, while still placating the kikes with their tolerance and inclusiveness of transfags. And they can even legally say they are actually women.
f2be31 No.15090840
>>15090821
>appeasing kikes, ever, for any reason
Of course, the major downside to this is that gaming companies are now filled with mentally ill transfags who will continually fill new games with transfag-friendly characters. It's a sad reality…
f2be31 No.15090847
9df3c8 No.15090857
>>15089944
That was just awful, a fitting end.
ca60b7 No.15090859
>>15090821
>That way they have the double advantage of again having a mostly all white male staff, while still placating the kikes with their tolerance and inclusiveness of transfags.
That and also trannies kill themselves so quickly that there'll be no chance of them ever getting tenure or building up a substantial salary that might not be easy to support. And by simply giving them too much work you can basically kill them off yourself or have them quit outright.
77cc5c No.15090871
>>15090660
The troon on the left played Machine in 8mm
f2be31 No.15090945
>>15090859
I hate to admit it, but this is a masterstroke by the kikes. Think of the rippling consequences of this change.
-an entire industry built for, and by, straight white males has been completely stolen from them
-mentally ill transfags are being given validation and wider acceptance in society
-homosexuality will receive even more normalization
-children are being indoctrinated with all kinds of degeneracy to a degree that I can hardly even imagine
I'm sure there is a lot more as well. But all this in the name of (((progressive thinking))). And it's not like this is just paranoid ramblings. We're already seeing the effects of this on children. They're now coming out as gay and transfags at never before seen rates. Sadly, it's probably already too late for Western society to recover from the kikes influence. It has been utterly ingrained into our children.
029e2d No.15090975
>>15090945
While I somewhat agree with that line if thinking, I think that kids transitioning earlier and earlier might ultimately possess if nothing else, answers to "What happens if you mutilate a kid's body and mind and have them think it's normal?". It might be too late, but it also opens up the possibility of things backfiring and the younger generations getting a chance to not only witness first hand the physical abominations they become, but to oppose them. Do you really think the general populace would embrace Trans causes if they knew reality beyond sanitized propaganda?
f2be31 No.15090999
>>15090975
>Do you really think the general populace would embrace Trans causes if they knew reality beyond sanitized propaganda?
I don't know. You'd think any rationally minded person would never allow this to happen to their children, yet here we are with some of the youngest transfags in history being created. It's almost like it's a huge experiment to see just how far people can be manipulated. At this point, I feel hopeless to escape from it.
1b1829 No.15091001
5c5012 No.15091008
89f64d No.15091011
>>15091001
yes, the human race lost this time
029e2d No.15091042
>>15090999
People being manipulated to do whatever is nothing new, and just as they can be pushed to do such horrors to their childer, so can they to their masters, it's all about finding a reason and marketing tactic to get them to follow along. Keep in mind, it's true there are more trannies than before, but said news also carry some exaggeration in them to create despair in people like you. If people find outrage in small everyday things, it's not impossible to get them to oppose things like this, the much bigger problem would be getting the message out. I despair too over things like this, but I don't think everything is lost.
7eb76b No.15091059
Not even any special weebum material this year.
f2be31 No.15091066
>>15091042
I wish I shared your optimism.
09c07c No.15091107
5d1cb9 No.15091130
>>15090758
is that a bullyhunters shirt
b5f8ee No.15091153
>>15090594
Of course not! If you're donating all the profits and your employee's salaries come out to two million, you donate every dollar above 2 mil you make!
948a5b No.15091348
>only wanna watch the end of the undertale run
>it's like, one of the three runs they haven't put on youtube
5a77c0 No.15091363
>>15090844
Subtle. Tweet it at them.
debda6 No.15091391
>>15091348
Probably just needs a little more time.
a9bc37 No.15091400
>>15091391
get out animeshit
5a77c0 No.15091416
>>15091400
You get out, (1)
9f3bbd No.15091609
>>15091485
Who or what is funding this thing and enabling it to move around and ruin events?
What does it do for a living? Leech off of parents or a trust fund or something?
f396ca No.15091630
>>15091609
The entire state of california?
d28793 No.15091645
How is this shit still going?
It feels like it's been on forever.
d28793 No.15091649
>>15091485
NO
FUCK NO
DON'T RUIN ESA
I WAS THERE LAST YEAR, GODDAMN IT
7eb76b No.15091667
>>15091649
what were you running, fagit
c128fc No.15091680
>>15091609
(((who))) indeed
ad8a9e No.15091755
>>15091485
ESA looks like it has a terrible meme game infestation, but I guess I welcome it over GDQ's comparatively bland schedule.
d28793 No.15091862
>>15091819
Why is the main character of Nioh Irish?
I don't get that part of the game.
d287a1 No.15091872
>>15091862
The plot revolves around Japan being abused by foreign powers for it's resources in it's time of disarray as far as the beginning because Nippon land has magic or some shit the crown really wants. You the baka gaijin foreigner go to Japan to get back your pocket pussy guardian fairy thing you that got stolen back in bongistan.
b275cb No.15091988
>>15091862
William Adams was a real person, although he was English not Irish. His ship wrecked in Japan and he became a samurai in the service of Ieyasu. He was the first European samurai.
>Nippon land has magic or some shit the crown really wants.
Specifically because Japan has had at that point long centuries of civil war and strife the amount of amrita has skyrocketed. Kelly was sent there by Dees to sow even more strife so they can harvest a massive amount of spirit stones. It's very much similar to the Full Metal Alchemist backstory complete with alchemy and homunculi.
It's still disappointing that we can't use Kelly's guardian spirit but I guess a spirit that auto inflicts confusion would be broken in ways that even Suzaku isn't.
d28793 No.15091998
>>15091988
So why did they make him Irish in the game?
b5f8ee No.15092003
>>15091998
Nobody likes the British, but everyone loves plunky drunk bastards.
251667 No.15092013
>>15091998
Because they all look the same and mixing them up is fine, like japanese and koreans.
0c97c8 No.15092123
>>15089405
Don't you have a Sunday stream to be preparing for, Vinny?
3a1b97 No.15092147
>>15092123
>Vinny "preparing" for a stream
696337 No.15092170
>>15092013
But Koreans love NTR while Japanese d- i get the point.
e4b0ed No.15092221
>>15091485
Not only that, he's got THREE games, though only one solo
I don't think anyone else at the event is appearing more than twice except for him
7eb76b No.15094707
>>15092221
He wants to be on cam as much as possible.
b275cb No.15094789
>350 replies
Did Mark up the auto sage limit?
2ef082 No.15094832
>>15094789
yes he did,initially up to 400 but then the jew in him took over and dropped it to 350
6e2178 No.15094905
>>15090553
>tfw bought some of their shirts
they're okay
>>15089424
>>15089536
post more
4f04d2 No.15094943
>>15091485
>dark souls 3 race
>nioh
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
>themexicanrunner doing battletoads
>5 minute Kung Fu
<celeste race
<undertale pacifist
<fallout 3/4
<remastered souls
<minecraft?
948a5b No.15094946
>the undertale run skips the best fights in the game
Yellow credits was a mistake.
4f04d2 No.15094947
>>15090231
what about a kippah with MAGA
4e598f No.15094953
>>15094946
He didn't even get the yellow credits on top of that.
f3c97d No.15094976
The event is over, right? Any good summary of the best moments?
By "best", you know what I mean.
5a77c0 No.15094980
>>15094976
You asked for this.
7eb76b No.15094986
>>15090231
Someone should go to this event wearing one, and rub their hands and cackle every time a donation is read.
f3c97d No.15095000
>>15094980
Meh… what scares me most is the state of the industry.
But I think this faggot is trying tooooo hard to be the center of attention. How long till the suicide?
I bet one year.
5a77c0 No.15095026
>>15095000
With digits like those, it's all but guaranteed
f3c97d No.15095038
>>15095026
Yeah, I'm saving that post just in case.
bca0cc No.15095042
>>15095024
is that yeti wojack
396053 No.15095080
>>15095042
I really do wonder if Wojack has killed himself for bringing that Feel to the West. Look at that shit, even the greedy Yeti is feeling feels.
7b6158 No.15095091
>>15090156
That guy looks like Lucifer himself in drag.
6d20ee No.15095355
>>15094976
Oh yeah, and the script for one of the speedruns was posted halfway through it.
dfd01d No.15095391
>>15095355
>soyboy.webm
did he get yellow carded for that??
6d20ee No.15095406
>>15095391
Everyone said so at the time but I don't think it was confirmed.
dfd01d No.15095437
>>15095406
Ive only seen one yellowcard from the warcraft 3 run
>douchemonger
That seems bretty fun stream
dfd01d No.15095448
>>15095355
>pdf
heres the nigger defending it after,
still doesnt explain why he leaked it though?
5a77c0 No.15095611
>>15095391
>>15095406
>>15095437
The yellow card thing was during the WC3 Undead campaign run and it was a pre-planned joke. The runner called Uther "Uther Pendouchmonger" then one of the staff came up and gave it to him. Then he did the exact same thing a few minutes later and nothing happened. Kinda funny, but at the same time poe's law in full effect since so many people thought it was serious.
6d20ee No.15096195
>all these deleted posts
what happened?
6d20ee No.15096207
Nevermind, just the page fucking up and showing old posts. Most of the images were 404'd so it looked like a (((mod))) nuked the thread
dfd01d No.15096219
>>15096195
cyclical thread
d6828e No.15096314
>>15095448
Because he wanted feedback on it and leaked the script so fans could give better critique you nigger
6d20ee No.15096341
>>15096219
No, they were after the new ones see >>15096207
d6828e No.15096357
>>15095355
From the start, actually. Trihex's chat's bot was also linking it every 5 minutes.
d6828e No.15096508
>>15091485
I won't lie, that schedule looks pretty balanced. Should be fun. Proto's only in 3 games at least so I'll just avoid those.