d66db4 No.14986204
These past few days of displeased me with the lack of beauty on display. Let's make a thread to change that.
280094 No.14986213
How about no fan art because that's cheating?
d66db4 No.14986242
>>14986213
Okay. In-game screenshot only then.
9b0ad7 No.14986247
Looks like some refuse hasn't left yet despite E3 being over.
6d6cd1 No.14986252
>>14986204
All that artwork is shit
d66db4 No.14986323
>>14986252
Then why don'y you post something better?
47462d No.14986353
Solange is pretty feminine.
I can't stop fapping to this bikini princess
c2000b No.14986401
>>14986353
Yeah, Zero Escape is pretty cool.
22a6c4 No.14986433
>>14986204
Is this just an excuse for a porn dump?
fd295c No.14986457
>>14986433
got a live one!
fd694e No.14986819
It would appear only Soul Calibur VI has withstood the onslaught of niggerfied mulatto jewish muttification of their female characters.
148f94 No.14986835
>>14986819
New Zelda in Smash is QT as fuck.
939745 No.14986861
>>14986353
I love Solange and am a huge fan of bikini armor.
It's just a shame her game is so mediocre.
>>14986401
What the fuck is that?
fd694e No.14986877
>>14986835
At the cost of Zero Suit Samus
148f94 No.14986892
>>14986877
*In addition to returning Samus to a state that does not automatically embody a latex-clad whore with a beauty mark
Bonus all around. Now if they'll just get rid of the fucking heels.
fd694e No.14986909
>>14986892
Not a bonus at all, soylent kike.
939745 No.14986919
>>14986433
We wouldn't need an excuse for a porn dump if Mark wasn't such a kike faggot.
>>14986892
What a cocksucking fag you are.
fd694e No.14986924
>>14986916
t.body-postive landwhale
148f94 No.14986933
>>14986909
>>14986919
>women are only attractive if they look like they fell out of the fetish section of a costume shop
>not preferring the staid and stern BirdJedi she originally was
The lowest common denominator is always the worst thing to happen to series with consistent tone.
fd694e No.14986966
>>14986933
>Women are only attractive if they have the androgynous washboard physique of an underdevloped eleven year old.
I think you're mistaking what passes for the lowest common denominator soykike.
939745 No.14987011
>>14986933
>my shit taste makes me superior
Whatever fag.
d66db4 No.14987028
>>14986933
>not preferring the staid and stern BirdJedi she originally was
148f94 No.14987044
>>14987028
>original art doesn't contradict my statement
>art that does is recent
Kay.
d66db4 No.14987052
>>14987044
>Zero Mission
>Recent
148f94 No.14987060
>>14987052
Relative to all of Samus' preexisting characterization? Extremely.
ae621a No.14987074
>>14986933
>disdaining fetish-wear and t&a
What a gay.
b2 >>>/reddit/
148f94 No.14987082
>>14987069
>got banned for shitposting in another thread on his previous ID
I saw that.
>>14987074
That's not even my contention. The problem is when someone takes a character that isn't that, and then dissolves anything that made them interesting to force them into the role.
412eab No.14987086
>>14987000 (checked)
Despite youre trips, I have to say that she looks more like a plastic barbie doll in that picture and not like a QT at all. She looks like she even regressed in age somehow.
Aqua is a whole other story though.
d66db4 No.14987094
>>14987060
Whatever, faggot.
be1ee6 No.14987131
>>14987086
KHIII's art is weird. At least Barbie dolls looks more feminine than a modern Bethesda or Bioware game.
148f94 No.14987136
>>14987094
>confident but nonconfrontational stance
>unimpressed, detatched demeanor
>under-armor clothing is basically just sportswear, not a neon latex catsuit with stilettos
>completely ignoring all of the text-based development she's given about being raised among monastic ascetics
>ignoring her chronic social detachment, barely speaking with coworkers, having no social identity in spite of galactic fame, and only really bonding with wildlife
d66db4 No.14987174
>>14987136
>>ignoring her chronic social detachment, barely speaking with coworkers, having no social identity in spite of galactic fame
148f94 No.14987189
>>14987174
I said she was asocial, not autistic. She's clearly capable of talking to people and cherishing other forms of life. I'd be curious to see a statement on that manga's canonicity, as well. Unless we're gonna start posting goofy shit like the Nintendo Power comic where she's bizarrely obsessed with round things and spergs out over how many eyeballs Crocomire has.
be1ee6 No.14987194
>>14987136
I always assumed the Zero Suit in world logic was made for when the power suit failed as an all situation utility suit. The suit I thought has a little power for heating and cooling in desert and tundra temperatures for short times. Plus the suit I think could have light shielding, not much, but enough to stop one weak pistol laser.
Sportsware is for Samus's days off. And perhaps someday Samus will wear something nice for a date with you.
1c6740 No.14987196
>>14986242
fug I don't want to see what they do to Nyotengu in doa6
148f94 No.14987205
>>14987194
The Zero Suit is named Zero because you're literally not wearing a suit. "No-Suit Samus". It's an interface layer, like how Space Marines have their Black Carapace that connects them to their walking-tank power armor.
The fact that Zero Suit Samus is a playable character in Smash goes 100% against actual Metroid anything, because the primary thing you do in the Zero suit is look for a suit and try not to die. Even the in-game description is horseshit, claiming she's faster that way, which is the opposite of true: the Chozo power armor was designed to provide acrobatic ability.
1554d6 No.14987226
>>14987219
The Sorceress is best game design.
75de16 No.14987229
So this is the designated shitpost thread?
bce041 No.14987241
>>14987226
Best lolicon fantasy ever.
be1ee6 No.14987246
>>14987205
Smash Bros. logic is retarded anyway. As for the Zero Suit in Metroid canon as an interface to the power suit it serves a purpose outside of fan service. I don't think it's going anywhere. If they really want fanservice they can put Samus in a long dress with make-up having a night out with you the player from your perspective. Now that's fan service!
148f94 No.14987263
>>14987246
I like the idea of a tight mediating interface layer between the human and the power armor, but it was designed as fanservice first and lore second, and it shows the more they develop it. Making the material color less flashy was a good first step in restoring any kind of tonal consistency to her character.
be1ee6 No.14987316
>>14987263
As for the material in the original game it was hard to say. Zero Mission was on the GBA and that used a manga-anime art style. Though I suppose in Brawl they textured the suit as latex to show off the lighting and fan service then the idea stuck until recently.
I also noticed Samus's boobs getting bigger after Brawl in Other M too. I liked Samus having D's, maybe double D's. Not bigger. Are her boobs in Smash Ultimate smaller than Brawl?
85ab92 No.14987378
>>14986877
>its the autistic summershit from the other thread
>still upset over Samus no longer looking like a blowup doll with silicone fake tits
<soy soy soy soy muh soy
<REEEE nintumblr
and filtered.
be1ee6 No.14987402
>>14987378
No point. Thread's sinking. And their shit fits are fun to watch.
1554d6 No.14987450
>>14986877
JUST
>>14987378
>busty = fake tits
Get a load of this hothead.
85ab92 No.14987639
>>14987450
ZSS high heeled baloon tits was the worst rendition of Samus ever. Fuck all that noise and go back to the beginning with the JB leotard. Samus is first and foremost a superhuman athlete and did crazy gymnastic training with the Chozo. Lean and /fit/ not bimbos, big breast and nigger tier thicc
939745 No.14987691
>>14987639
>not bimbos, big breast and nigger tier thicc
You just hate everything good, don't you?
You should be ashamed of your shit tier taste. Someone didn't bully your candy ass enough in high school.
7b8e8e No.14988119
>>14986933
Don't worry anon there is stuff for you to.
b0b6f6 No.14989257
>>14987028
>pic 4
I want to have lots of unprotected sex with her While holding hands and kissing
a2a50f No.14989316
>>14989280
Not feminine, furfag.
868d34 No.14989335
>>14989324
>not posting Aisha
c1d624 No.14989369
>>14987042
This image just made me realize that we live in a bizarro world where a left pandering company like SE now makes hotter female characters than Team Ninja or Capcom.
be1ee6 No.14989384
Oh wow. This thread is no longer anchored.
ee36bb No.14989394
>>14989366
I love belly dancers. She's cute, what's her name?
318604 No.14989397
File: e2584b258734ea3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 841.41 KB, 1600x928, 50:29, overflowing_samus_by_nosmi….png)
File: 001cb25fc77047f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 82.62 KB, 1024x956, 256:239, samus_s_mega_bust_by_kbeez….jpg)
>>14986877
Maybe there's an expanding option? That would fix things right?
d73deb No.14989441
>>14987231
>>14987241
Vanillaware has some of the most gorgeous female character designs in the industry.
Literllay not one female character in their games that I don't consider either beautiful, sexy, cute or all combined.
89ff8f No.14989544
>>14987639
> Justin Bailey Samus
Good taste!
ec6280 No.14989603
d8d57c No.14990681
File: 9ccc11f28f7e9d9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.74 KB, 292x567, 292:567, 0ef38432d074c8a474e0998822….jpg)
File: dbb6ade732ed0b0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 226.1 KB, 1302x2250, 217:375, 8bd58e9f83a0d8c30ba00c07af….jpg)
File: a83c7b01e715fa4⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 150.17 KB, 760x1051, 760:1051, 98ef6eb9c4da8f59cfe69420e….jpeg)
Is there any hope of the new Battletoads game featuring a hot Dark Queen?
e560d3 No.14990730
>>14990681
wonder how bad the new game will ruin her. I definitely expect half her hair shaved and a man face at the very least.
e560d3 No.14990742
>>14989257
have the treehouse addressed shrinking her proportions yet?
bafe53 No.14990823
1554d6 No.14990870
831abc No.14990880
>>14986204
That Lara Croft image might be lewd, but it sums up everything wrong with new Lara and the feminist cheering behind it. Old Lara was confident, even smug, dominant, and in charge. New Lara is insecure, scared, and reacts more than she takes the initiative. Her games are "you are trapped in this dangerous location, now just survive" which takes only the most basic level of courage, as opposed to old Lara who studied ancient creepy shit, made plans to investigate, then travelled across the world either by herself or with limited aid from local guides to get to her location. That's initiative. Only in this current shitty world where people seem to place suffering on a pedestal and praise those who have been through it, despite the reasons why, and ignore everything else about their personality, would new Lara seem "stronger" than old Lara.
4eac64 No.14990887
>>14989335
>wanting to fuck a semite Arabess
1554d6 No.14990920
>>14990880
I guess you can call her Soyra Croft.
80a9ce No.14990923
>>14990880
Stop pretending you care about anything other than Lara's tits you cuck.
d356fc No.14990933
You know I like tits as much as the next poster, but come on now you dorks; we have a board for this.
>>>/vp/
d8a73a No.14991008
>>14990730
The horrible haircut is pretty much guaranteed.
8182a5 No.14991120
>>14990880
>Only in this current shitty world where people seem to place suffering on a pedestal and praise those who have been through it, despite the reasons why, and ignore everything else about their personality, would new Lara seem "stronger" than old Lara.
I can't tell whether I am too tired, easily deceived, an idiot or if this is a genuine profound thought.
85ab92 No.14991523
>>14990681
>Is there any hope of the new Battletoads game featuring a hot Dark Queen?
Probably zero since the company isnt Rare and even if it was, the old Rare who's not afraid of sex appeal is long dead.
>>14987691
If your idea of beauty goes only as far as torpedo tits and ass then you're a shit taste plebeian.
afcee4 No.14991533
>>14989366
alphablaster please leave.
92e674 No.14991656
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Princess Rosalina is somehow a more feminine version of Princess Peach. She apparently has eternal life and eternal youthful beauty, considering that she's hundreds of years old. Her mind and beautiful body are less battered than Peach's because she hasn't been forcefully kidnapped and held prisoner in cells with dubious living conditions. She is very motherly, kind, and demure to her little Lumas. She can levitate and has other magical powers up her sleeve. She's also an Ayran cutie with fair white skin, beautiful blue eyes, and a more natural color of blonde hair than Peach's bright yellow.
Peach and Daisy are ok girls (still more feminine than most of the trash girls shown at E3 this year), but I just prefer Rosalina way more. She isn't a redhead tomboy with mom hair like Daisy. And she isn't ungrateful like how Peach is starting to become, if the ending in Odyssey was any indication.
939745 No.14992021
>>14991523
If your idea of beauty is small proportions and minimal curves you should probably just come out and admit you want to fuck men already.
652473 No.14992588
>>14991656
They're all basic bitches with very little variance between each other and serve mainly to advance or motivate the player. The fuck are you on about faggot?
831abc No.14992615
>>14990923
Did you engineer the Navy's new rail gun? Because that's some extremely impressive progression.
febf39 No.14992781
>>14986877
Zero Suit Samus has always been shit, she's just Sakamoto's outlet for his latex fetish. Give us Power/Varia Suit Samus or Bikini Samus.
04cf2c No.14992790
8a24f6 No.14992791
>>14992790
But she doesn't have any fur
47462d No.14992921
I mean, just look at her childbearing hips
c5b621 No.14993238
>>14989366
Too muscular to be cute in that pic.
96513f No.14993973
Machinery of war has been made more feminine then some of the "women" revealed at e3.
e18e44 No.14994000
9aa7ee No.14994154
>>14993973
Why do shmups always have the cutest girls?
47462d No.14994187
>>14994000
The teacher is a prostitute
98541c No.14994207
>>14994154
It's still too niche and the parasites have yet to move in and try and ruin it. And I think the player-base is too autistic to be so easily subverted easily too, thankfully.
8f4171 No.14994412
>>14987028
>>14987094
>>14987378
>>14987639
>Samus is clearly shown here is be busty both in games and concept art
>always been since the original Metroid NES end screen days
>Smash Ultimate makes her tits smaller then all of tits here and normalfags say it's a "return to form"
Are people just in denial? These pictures, sprites and models don't lie and paint a clear picture that Samus was always fairly busty for a Nintendo character, and far more busty then what the new Smash is proposing.
8a7a7e No.14994548
>>14994412
It's classic memory-holing. You change something, say it's always been that way, and ignore/burn any evidence to the contrary.
Remember: We have always been at war with Eastasia.
It's a tactic used by political parties (in this case cultural Marxists who insist that everything is political and is therefore free game) and it's as old as time, but best described in the now-cliché 1984 by George Orwell.
056a7c No.14994757
560198 No.14994838
>>14986323
>>14986323
this game had so much wasted potential. it deserves another chance.
8e287a No.14994849
>>14994412
It's just cuckchan with it's faggotry.
They are the same people defending nuClaire/nuLeon and nuNero.
868d34 No.14994851
>>14992921
Objectively best girl.
939745 No.14994853
>>14994412
It's either what >>14994548 suggests or just classic "its okay when nintendo does it" faggotry.
Either, demean and dismiss these people.
8a7a7e No.14994882
>>14994838
A third-person shooter/brawler that's played like a rhythm game is a bit too niche to do well, especially as a full-priced title.
I could see a remake/reboot doing well as a $20-$30 digital-only title though. It certainly deserves at least that.
2dbf06 No.14994904
>>14994893
Is soda girls any good?
4871a8 No.14994912
>>14994910
The suit itself is called the "Zero Suit" in other words "Zero" is the name of the suit itself
e2edfd No.14995354
>>14994212
>>14994154
Excellent taste, mein negers.
c1805c No.14995371
>only Japanese games are allowed to have attractive female characters
Why is this?
f42744 No.14995382
>>14995371
Not true at all, it's just that only the Japs give a fuck about attractive women anymore. The only western example I can think of is Witcher.
adc589 No.14996479
>>14995371
Because at this point the western market is so pozzed that it's starting to leak into here. Look at that faggot that gets ass-blasted by the fact that samus has big tits and that people are rightfully upset at them being shrunk down.
adc589 No.14996549
Also to stay thread-relevant, some 2B.
I need to get that folder of 2B art they send to Yoko Taro for reasons.
adc589 No.14996606
Also can someone explain the reason why shitty games pump out some of the cutest girls? The number of times I've been tempted into gachashit or some shitty moba because of cute girls is distressing.
87117a No.14996671
>>14996606
You answered your own question, because they are shitty games. T&A is the selling point.
cd06f9 No.14996756
>>14986353
My dick forced me to struggle through that garbage game. Fucking chinks know what they're doing.
b69a1a No.14996790
Sticking to official works.
fc1e03 No.14996809
>>14990681
>that retro bush
MUH DIK
be1ee6 No.14996917
I actually have a fetish for porn of vidya characters who are "on model" to their official art or game. Which is suffering for a lot of Nintendo characters outside of Fire Emblem because half the fan art exaggerates the proportions.
24ced9 No.14996969
>>14987639
>second image
>they gated hard mode behind kidsmeal toys
I not gonna lie, im pretty fucking pissed off
557012 No.14997198
>>14989369
>left pandering
You know they're trying to pander to literally everyone at the same time and that's one of the reasons their games are unfocused undeveloped pieces of garbage.
557012 No.14997204
>>14989441
First and second are perfection
7abb5d No.14997209
>>14997015
For anyone who wants to try this out, use Cheat Engine and a cheat table
557012 No.14997220
>>14986204
The only good thing in guilty gear xrd
3a22f7 No.14997235
Might as well put these out. Too bad the game sucked.
3a22f7 No.14997246
>>14997235
finally it uploaded!
4467d3 No.14997250
>>14996969
can't you pirate a game and use a save editor?
4467d3 No.14997255
>>14997220
Jack-O was kinda cute too
557012 No.14997268
>>14997255
Yeah i'll concede that
b0b6f6 No.14997278
>>14997235
I really like this design, you got that knightly armour on top but you also have that fantastic hips and ass.
3a22f7 No.14997330
File: 8da1cb9494239bd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 149.78 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 22639321_1579466838780181_….jpg)
>>14997278
>that fantastic hips and ass
Perfection exists
adc589 No.14997352
Don't get me wrong: Warframe is an awful shitty grindfest run by Canadian cucks and these skins are special skins designed by someone who is NOT them. But the designs are still pretty solid and it's a damn shame that there's barely any porn using the models
89c24a No.14997364
>>14997330
>Perfection exists
Well start posting pics of it anytime friend and not that shit you posted.
056a7c No.14997366
>>14994904
It's an okay beat'em up.
3a22f7 No.14997380
>>14997364
Look it up yourself you tasteless nigger
acf395 No.14997388
/vg/ crossboardes please come.
056a7c No.14997443
>>14986877
/v/ is defending this >>14994812
adc589 No.14997476
>>14997443
That's not /v/ that's just some faggot that's wandered in.
be1ee6 No.14997504
>>14997443
Can I trigger him by dolling up Samus via make-up, heels, tied hair, and a long dress that shows her cleavage? You know, actually dress Samus like a woman on a date. If so then what color should the dress be?
7b8e8e No.14997511
>>14997274
>why take the helmet off?
For a blowjob?
46c383 No.14997523
>>14986204
MAKE VIDYA HETERO AGAIN~
870824 No.14997565
>>14986877
While her previous baloon boobs made her look like a hooker with bad titjob, they went too much on the other side IMO, they could be slightly bigger I think.
It could also be a bad angle with how her hip/waist is too.
056a7c No.14997575
>>14997504
green and purple.
be1ee6 No.14997595
>>14997575
I'll make a Justin Bailey variant for you doc.
056a7c No.14997597
>>14997504
No, wait, blue!
056a7c No.14997601
>>14997595
Okay, thank you kind anon.
be1ee6 No.14997617
>>14997597
Blue seems the most likely. It's the color of her Zero Suit as well as her pin-up after Fusion.
f5dea7 No.14997633
>>14986877
>>14997565
I think this image of Samus is a bad shot.
4467d3 No.14997655
>>14997587
Isn't she supposed to be some Belmont's younger sister?
342d57 No.14997679
>>14997655
I think she was Julius Belmont's sister, in fact.
24ced9 No.14997816
>>14996549
>I need to get that folder of 2B art they send to Yoko Taro for reasons.
did he not upload it?
>>14997250
yes, but it doesnt excuse that a team of people thought this was a good idea and wasted resources to implement it. instead of the loads of other things that could have been done to make it not be a shittier am2r
b69a1a No.14997842
Remember when Capcom had the best grills in the market?
adc589 No.14997860
>>14997816
It's been uploaded, and updated at some point about a year later. I've just been a lazy git about it.
552923 No.14997898
>>14997881
Of all the RE girls, you had to choose ada, literally the worst girl.
85ab92 No.14997917
>>14995371
Plenty of eastern shit from China or Korea has all sorts of attractive girls in their bad games and dont give a fuck because sex sells.
But for the west It's because of the socjus outrage culture. They attack standards of idealism and force content creators to lower the bar for everyone else to feel better about themselves. Japan is still largely immune to it, but there are exceptions in the west. It's just that the companies either force the good artists who made attractive characters out, for talentless virtue signaling kids to fill their place or the artists leave on their own tired of dealing with the screeching and restrictive top-down decisions.
c95ce7 No.14997932
Remember nips realize ugly shit hags don't sell, cuties with big tits do, and have no reason to be retards pathetically insecure or desperate for validation and neither do their consumers. That's why they're safe.
>>14986252
Fuck off.
>>14986353
Blessing.
c95ce7 No.14997984
>>14987219
Lewd yuri is a fucking gift to men and the asshurt from retarded posturing cucks and ugly manhating hags about lesbians actually being capable of being cute, sexy and getting along with heterosexuals is just the icing.
056a7c No.14997997
>>14997917
Culture controlled channels will always bend over for whatever agenda is shilled. However niche content will always exist in the lower levels, just like other mediums. Beauty will always be there in some correct way.
030f84 No.14998003
I like these designs, and especially the red one a lot more than what we got, even though I'm an assman.
552923 No.14998054
>>14998038
No, shes pretty shit tier too, but atleast she offers leon sex, ada is a straight up cunt.
d31201 No.14998074
>>14998038
>Charlotte
>those boots
>those shoulder guards
>that hair
Excellent taste, mon nègre. She's the perfect combination of badassery and femininity.
c95ce7 No.14998083
>>14997932
Our only real concern is the annoying as shit stigma of "sexuality means M or AO and that means less shekels".
We have to destroy the pathetic retarded prudes once and for all. We finally have the attention, mockery, exasperation and numbers to do it.
b69a1a No.14998090
Now for Namco.
>>14998054
Cut me some slack here, it's not my fault there's no good quality official artwork of Alexia
>>14998074
Shame she cut her hair from 3 onward.
552923 No.14998099
>>14998090
>not posting the absolute best girl
Infidel.
fc1e03 No.14998114
>>14998099
>girls in uniforms
look at this patrician
b69a1a No.14998118
Akumajou Dorakyura
I miss when these games had titties and not even lewd, just stuff that made sense designwise like harpies and gorgons. Bloodstained won't have any of that, I bet. The magic of 2D is that one could get away with a lot of shit, doubly so for Castlevania's micro art visuals.
>>14998099
I'll give her points for versatility - she looks completely different in every game she's in. I'm partial to 3 just for the police uniform.
be1ee6 No.14998168
>>14998118
I know your feel. At least Miriam is a cute, even if she is a pure child's mind with a grown up body due to a coma.
b69a1a No.14998185
Soulsborne
Not exactly the most conventional beauties but have their charm, usually by having a voice that can make you rock hard.
552923 No.14998192
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14998118
>I'll give her points for versatility
Shes also:
-hot
-not a cunt
-not a marysue
-a good girl
-can do embed related
Best RE girl and you can possibly prove me wrong.
b69a1a No.14998229
Fatlus
>>14998192
>Best RE girl and you can possibly prove me wrong.
If you insist. :^)
daf437 No.14998274
>>14997932
But how do they feel about seventeen year olds?
c95ce7 No.14998597
>>14998274
Highschool girls are hot as fuck and meant for dickings or tribbings and no amount of pathetic screeching moralfaggot retards will stop the progression of time and human nature.
939745 No.14998603
67307f No.14998685
>>14986877
>Be leg man
>Have 0 problems with this
c63b4d No.14998716
>>14986877
why does she look like she's about tell us about dads google history
37a2da No.14998719
The blonde cow with the glasses in Dead Rising.
bce041 No.14998738
>>14998274
I think the Japanese have made their position on high school aged girls extremely clear over the years.
85ab92 No.14998746
>>14998003
it's interesting this is BoTW artwork, that red zelda dress gives me more of an alternate design for what could have been for Zelda 1.
33c71a No.14998772
>Character has well defined curves
>Fan artists (especially porn artists) give them RIDICULOUS proportions, with breasts larger than head
Why can't porn artists just keep shit on model, fuck
I hate megatitties, they look retarded
adc589 No.14998791
>>14998772
>the_gay_community.jpeg
c63b4d No.14998808
>>14998791
>wanting smut to be true to the character is gay
sometimes i wanna jerk it to big titties, sometimes i wanna jerk it to little titties, but i don't want the girl i'm jerking to to have the wrong tiddies on her body
2441ee No.14998815
>>14997565
>having larger than A cups makes you an obviously fake hooker
The absolute state of cuckchan. Do you even know what a bad boob job even looks like, you fucking faggot?
adc589 No.14998825
>>14998808
>smut that's true to character
Smut is, by nature, not true to character because while they might fuck, they most likely didn't. What you want is something that's on-model. Either way you're being a faggot for being mad that the tits are a little bigger.
daf437 No.14998836
>>14998597
>>14998738
I'm glad to see the love for beautiful young girls is alive and well.
b69a1a No.14998865
>>14998772
I see your point but I'll take bakunyuu bakemono over on-model stuff that goes for weird fetish stuff. At least that tends to be the norm with artists, unless it's volcanic eruption tier lactation, the titty monster stuff is usually pretty vanilla.
While we're on the subject of titty monsters and vanilla…
adc589 No.14998883
>>14998865
Got that thing anon said about Vanillaware necromancers being based around fetility or something?
b69a1a No.14998891
>>14998883
I know what you're talking about but don't have it handy.
b69a1a No.14998948
Here it is:
https://hokutoandy.kinja.com/dragons-crown-creator-george-kamitani-responds-to-kota-477592374
Side note, it's funny how these cuck western devs preaching about diversity can't do anything besides dykes and darkies while the patriarchal shitlords at Japan pump out every type of grill imaginable and the only rule of thumb they seem to follow is either beauty or coolness, even if it's not the best looking grill in the show, the design still tries to be visually pleasant.
85ab92 No.14998991
>>14998891
>>14998948
aside from the first pic. fucking hideous
Looks like someone just took the scale feature and stretched them horizontally. shrunken heads with huge frames also make them look more masculine, not feminine.
e53b7c No.14999214
>>14994882
Do you see Capcom make a reboot/remake of a game that didn't sell well? I think not.
Too bad, because I'd play it.
c2a513 No.14999266
>>14998948
Too bad Squeenix is doing the exact opposite and making only western-tier dull flat board girls.
aee7d9 No.14999330
>>14998991
>Calling out an exaggerated style for being exaggerated
>Ignoring the point about diversity
We get that Xiang is your waifu anon, it's okay.
5b585c No.14999337
>>14997881
>These choices
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
c63b4d No.14999416
>>14999358
>those little scars on the face
could practically nut to that alone
c95ce7 No.14999450
>>14998948
This guy lost his job after this based article, didn't he?
94ad70 No.14999495
>>14999358
She looks like some dyke, which I guess is standard for russian girls.
b7d031 No.14999575
>>14999495
As opposed to what? Land whales for western women and pan faces for asians?
c63b4d No.14999686
>>14999495
>normal looking woman
>looks like a dyke
if only you knew how bad things really were
9814fb No.15000262
>>14986242
Sauce me on that gif or post moar, nigga
5b24e8 No.15000341
>>14999358
>>14999416
I wish scars were more common on female characters
acf395 No.15000380
>>15000341
>there is no game with a scar mechanic where you can pretend to accidentally hit your companions during combat and get them scars
b69a1a No.15000460
Sega and P*
>>14999266
The saddest thing is that despite that, nuLara was still leagues above any of the other slags showcased on this year's E3.
>>14999450
Dunno. I think he did some stuff on his own, usually articles on the art direction of some games like Asura's Wrath and the animation in Darkstalkers.
>>15000341
Can't say I recall any other vidya ones with prominent scars besides Cammy and The Boss.
b69a1a No.15000487
KT brings historically accurate tiddies.
6fe8ac No.15001847
>>14997590
Nice male, fag.
583ee9 No.15001866
>>15001847
ALL Renamon are boys, even if they have a vagina
660aea No.15001994
niglets are actually arguing about samus tits
4220eb No.15001998
>>14986204
>all these skimpy sluts
disgraceful
c6495c No.15002052
>>14986204
So many waifus and that's before we even touch the youkai and guardian spirits.
c81b48 No.15002071
9677f4 No.15002085
>>15002061
Sounds like a good plan to me.
43cc14 No.15002096
>>15002085
>drunken lusty oni rapes you because she's horny
this thought gives me the omega dick
c6495c No.15002105
>>15002061
That not exactly what I had in mind. Although now that I think about it Nioh is missing a qt Kijo.
>>15002070
>>15002085
This is also good.
f99c0f No.15002115
>>15002096
It's not exactly rape if you're cooperative.
9677f4 No.15002120
File: b016c0209b48a17⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 410.93 KB, 708x1134, 118:189, ef9f65ddfa1cafa8f5bb9aa487….jpg)
>>15002096
Just give her the wedding ring and everything will be daijoubu.
43cc14 No.15002143
>>15002115
I don't know if there's a term for a women forcing themselves on you any other way
>>15002120
>marrying an oni
is that legal?
is there repercussions?
will she outlive you?
cf04f9 No.15002151
>>15002143
>is that legal?
Very likely not in the Tokugawa shogunate. Nice job William Adams.
9677f4 No.15002192
>>15002143
>is that legal?
Probably not.
>is there repercussions?
As one of the four Devas of the Mountain, definitely.
>will she outlive you?
Most likely. There are various methods you can use to extend your life span, though some of them may require giving up your humanity.
43cc14 No.15002203
>>15002192
Four devas of the mountain? do explain
c6495c No.15002207
>>15002192
>There are various methods you can use to extend your life span, though some of them may require giving up your humanity.
Uh oh!
6fe8ac No.15002214
>>15001866
What kind of gender theory horseshit are you on about?
84e302 No.15002220
>>15002192
>>15002203
Its fan speculation based around how the Oni characters in 2hu are based off a quadro of powerul Oni. SMT features them.
>>15002207
You can also eat the liver of an Hourai person.
9677f4 No.15002227
>>15002203
Basically the Four Devas are among the strongest oni and serve under the big boss oni.
>>15002207
There are various methods that let you remain human too. Maria has been searching for a way herself.
daf437 No.15002229
>>15002143
Rape is forced sex, it doesn't mean it can't be consented to, it'll be happening either way.
f99c0f No.15002231
>>15002143
>I don't know if there's a term for a women forcing themselves on you any other way
Femdom? Gentle femdom at least, none of that ballbusting and pegging shit.
>>15002229
Rape is non-consensual sex.
daf437 No.15002248
>>15002231
Only if it's not consented to.
43cc14 No.15002251
>>15002227
And who's the big boss oni?
ec6280 No.15002262
>>15002229
If it was consented to, it wouldn't be forced, now would it?
6cdc36 No.15002270
>>15002251
In folklore I think it's Shuten-douji. He hasn't been mentioned in 2hu so far.
eb35c8 No.15002276
>>15002229
Are you a bit slow in the head?
43cc14 No.15002315
>>15002270
I thought that was his nose and was about to call him king kike.
a02b04 No.15002430
>>14986877
any reduction is a travesty, but that /fit/
04cf2c No.15002436
>>14987241
stop posting pedo
4467d3 No.15002796
>>15002270
>He hasn't been mentioned in 2hu so far.
Yes he has, as Suika. Shuten is also known as Ibuki-douji
daf437 No.15002817
537e5c No.15002862
>>15002817
Here this is better.
7a64e4 No.15002871
>>15002801
Is that Brolly?
28f27d No.15002883
>>14998815
>having larger than A cups makes you an obviously fake hooker
Nice strawman, but he clearly said they should have been slightly bigger.
>Do you even know what a bad boob job even looks like
Any boob job is a bad boob job. Plastic surgery is a cancer created by kikes.
28f27d No.15002915
>>15002115
If either partner is underage then it's rape whether you consent or not. Legally you're considered unable to give consent.
00d0dd No.15002919
>>14986353
>Tfw belly/belly button fetish
>That midriff
I like.
6cdc36 No.15002920
>>15002796
How can Suika be Shuten-douji if Suika is also a Deva? Not to mention Shuten-douji got fucking decapitated.
b69a1a No.15002968
You can always get your Shuten Douji fix elsewhere. I know I do.
ff6f98 No.15003032
>>14998059
I absolutely love Angel but come on now, she's not–
<Gaming girls with that actually LOOK feminine
… carry on
b0b6f6 No.15003054
>>15002968
dem hips, I wanna impregnate that demon.
d30393 No.15003087
>>15003054
Those are some boyish shoulders..
6cdc36 No.15003104
>>15002968
Shuten is too lewd. Sooks is much cuter, making her the superior oni.
ff6f98 No.15003122
>>15002920
>The Big Four (四天王 shitennou, "Four Heavenly Kings") refers literally to a set of Buddhist deities, and metaphorically to any group of four extremely loyal or useful subordinates.
>In mythology this Big Four served the oni bandit Shuten-dōji, and was composed of the oni Torakuma-dōji, Hoshikuma-dōji, Kanaguma-dōji and Ibaraki-dōji. In some stories Ibaraki-dōji was instead Shuten-dōji's lieutenant or even wife, with their position in the group taken by an oni named Kuma-dōji.
>Touhou's Big Four does not match up exactly with the source material, as their Shuten-dōji equivalent (Suika Ibuki) is a member of the group herself rather than being its leader.
suika is best oni, best touhou, best girl of all time, you simply can't beat the combination of loli body, ultra-powerful oni goddess, ridiculously straightforward and blunt personality, and perpetual drunkard
sadly she is rarely drawn as athletic or muscular though, muscle loli is the ultimate
1554d6 No.15003209
>>15002430
>Numus
Yes, good… Enjoy the normalization of defeminizing all female game characters, good goy :^)
c5f829 No.15003229
>>15003209
Well, it makes it more plausible she is a transsexual according to some game theories.
adc589 No.15003240
>>15003229
>Game theories
You mean "delusional reaching of the mentally ill"
facfeb No.15003245
>>15002093
>Juri
The only good thing about that shit game they call SFV.
e6ba1c No.15003249
>>15003229
Some manual or something somewhere calls her a newhalf, which orignally means halfbreed. So no, she's not a tranny.
ff6f98 No.15003265
>>15003249
no, nothing ever called her a newhalf, that was shit invented by tumblr, she was called 混種 which is a nonsense term in japanese that can be read as "mixed species" or colloquially translated as "half breed"
a02b04 No.15003270
>>15003245
>classic outfit
Not surprised that modders do a better job than developers these days.
96513f No.15003285
>>15003229
>>15003249
>>15003265
I believe it was one interview, badly translated, and now misquoted about her backstory coming out after Super Metroid. Namely getting jacked with alien bird DNA.
b69a1a No.15003606
It's the year of our Lord two-thousand plus eighteen and no one here has expressed their desire to fugg a sunken boat. The gay community needs to be held accountable!
>>15003122
You've got Yuugi for that.
>>15003245
But her SFV incarnation is worse in every aspect.
66124d No.15003660
>>14998114
aww yeah I see anon.
28fb99 No.15004700
>>14996606
>>14996671
T&A used to be a major selling point for AAA titles too. But AAA has gone completely fucktarded, and is now leaving free money at the table for gacha and mobile to snap up instead.
If you refuse to sell sexy titties to your audience that clearly wants it, then someone else inevitably will and get the loads of money that your stupid ass left behind.
bce041 No.15004778
>>15003285
I remember it distinctly, though I don't have screenshots or links. It was an interview where someone on the Super Metroid dev team was asked if there was something else he could share about Samus that most people wouldn't know. Jokingly (and his facetious tone is made extremely clear in the interview), he answers, "Samus is actually a newhalf." Later on, another interview with someone else on the dev team for another Metroid game was asked how likely it was that Metroid games would show up on non-Nintendo systems, and he replied, "About as likely as it is that Samus is really a newhalf." Tumblr Incarnate then hilariously went on to attribute the accomplishments of one of gaming's most bad ass girls to men by saying Samus is trans.
8f4171 No.15004821
>>14986877
>>14997565
>>15002430
The problem is that the official render is even bigger then what is shown in her in-game model. Fuck the in-game model, the boost in ass and legs don't make up for it.
f99c0f No.15004950
>>15003616
What the fuck am I looking at?
ec6280 No.15004989
>>15004950
Mobage shit meant to reel in Touhou secondaries.
96513f No.15005015
>>15004950
Imagine a world where ships are re-imagined as cute girls. What sort of enemies might they face?
2825eb No.15005058
>>14996824
>Dizzy's thighs
10/10. Posting more quality thighs.
b69a1a No.15005064
>>15004950
Sexy underwater wreckage.
>>15005015
I'm surprised at how popular Azur Lane got given it's a chink knock off. A bit all over the place but some of the designs are pretty nice, just a shame they don't have abyssals though the german ships come close.
058bde No.15005068
>>15004950
Titty Monsters.
f99c0f No.15005084
>>15005015
>ships re-imagined as cute girls
Why not make the ships cute ships?
5396d5 No.15005120
>>15005093
>mfw hearing Aoi Yuuki read literally anything
cd06f9 No.15005330
>>15005120
She gave me a voice fetish.
adc589 No.15005648
>>15005330
>Voice fetish
==MY GIGATON NIGGA==
Not sure what sort of stuff you are into but give oolay-tiger a shot. Just a small heads up her tumblr has some furshit in there as well
e66340 No.15005855
>>15005330
I get this from plenty of Japanese VAs. Especially the "ara" and teasing variety.
ae621a No.15006259
>>15005950
Gotcha covered with the better version.
daf437 No.15006606
>>15005084
That's furry-tier.
>>15005093
What's the point if you can't understand any of it?
f99c0f No.15006658
>>15006606
How? I don't mean anthropomorphic ships.
6d4b27 No.15006693
>>15006606
>That's furry-tier.
>implying that's a problem
daf437 No.15006697
>>15006658
If >>15006693 isn't what you want, what do you want?
f99c0f No.15006766
>>15006697
I literally meant cute ships.
daf437 No.15006934
>>15006766
I don't follow.
f99c0f No.15006957
>>15006934
How is this hard to follow?
25f7a1 No.15007008
>>15006934
It's like a /clang/ anon saying he wants to be jerked off by an assembly-line robot arm, and you're asking if he means a humanoid looking robot with such arms, or a humanoid looking robot based on their design. No. He wants to be jerked off by an assembly-line robot.
daf437 No.15007122
>>15007008
This is what I mean by furry-tier.
25f7a1 No.15007141
>>15007122
Except furries fuck anthropomorphic animals, this would be bestiality-tier.
f99c0f No.15007163
>>15007008
>>15007122
>>15007141
I said nothing about wanting to fuck the ships, that is something you guys entirely assumed.
ec6280 No.15007175
>>15007163
Oh, please. You knew very well that's what people thought you were talking about, because that's how conversations tend to go, here. You were just being intentionally vague so you could have your little "gotcha!" moment and feel smart for a few seconds.
daf437 No.15007187
>>15007141
You're right, that makes more sense.
4467d3 No.15007195
f99c0f No.15007197
>>15007175
Of course anon, this was clearly my master plan. I've been orchestrating it since Friday just to make one point.
adc589 No.15007265
>>15006259
Thanks man. Wish I knew where they came from so I could listen to all of them because this 3d audio is just really nice.
9677f4 No.15008252
>>15006934
>/k/ freaks out over Japanese pinups
Am I missing something?
ec6280 No.15008271
>>15008252
Their shock was finding out that Japan was anthropomorphising their battleships as girls, well before they became the Japan we know, today.
b69a1a No.15008756
>>15008271
If they tried that psyop during the war, they might have won. Gaijin piggu, rook at us fuckin' your boats!
daf437 No.15009518
This was a good thread. It would be nice to have one like it again sometime in the future if it doesn't trigger the jannies' allergy to idealised feminine beauty.
>>15008756
They weren't doing it for the enemy ships though. Kancolle was the same, it used to be mostly Jap ships and a few German ones. Allied shipgirls are a more relatively recent addition.
b69a1a No.15009577
>>15009518
That's the point. They should have made the enemy boats a bunch of skanks.
Anywho, AL is bigger on Western boats and that's par of its charm for me. Shame about no Abyssals though.
daf437 No.15009660
>>15009577
How would they have done that if they didn't know about the enemy ships?
b69a1a No.15009682
Just noticed I haven't put up anything by Square.
>>15009660
…send ninjas? Top secret intel gathering mission.
cd06f9 No.15009734
>>14998274
The same non japs do.
"I keep getting older but the highschool girls stay the same".
cd06f9 No.15011157
>>14986353
Best bikini armor of all time.
557f05 No.15011286
September cannot come here soon enough.
ff8e4e No.15011509
>>14986204
Oversized breasts always come off as the opposite of feminine to me. Women are meant to be small. Anything above D is gross. D is the upper limit of acceptable breast size. The flat chest Lara is cute in that pic, whereas the cow tit one is gross.
318604 No.15011529
>>15011286
>2nd Pic.
Must be hard having two left feet.
a02b04 No.15012718
>>15011509
Ugh, like so gross I can't even. Could you not? Really problematic.
b31232 No.15012737
e66340 No.15013953
Dead bumplocked thread I'm posting lewd