feb790 No.14847549
So in celebration of the trainwreck that is Disney Wars' newest miserable release, let's discuss what is most likely inevitable at this year's E3… Another shitty SW game by EA which will either be DLC for BFII, an unneeded BFIII or worse that "open-world" adventure that got completely remade from the ground up because it wasn't diverse enough and too focused on single-player.
2a8f08 No.14847559
pretty sure one of the games in progress was a linear starwars game
74d035 No.14847563
JUST FUCK ME IN THE ASS CHEWIE!
This is actually a real scene in the movie with weird pseudo-romantic undertones. Kill me
77bed3 No.14847571
>>14847559
they probably cancelled it, multiplayer is more profitable
feb790 No.14847582
>>14847559
No. The shitty linear game was rebooted into a shittier open world game with focus on multiplayer.
67f072 No.14847595
>>14847549
>>14847559
>>14847563
>>14847571
>>14847582
They do one year of Battlefront and another year of Battlefield, this yeae is Battlefied.
How fuckimg stupid can you get?
74d035 No.14847616
>>14847595
They're both garbage honestly. And EA will obviously bring up that rebooted new Star Wars sandbox game.
http://archive.is/1UsD3
2a8f08 No.14847646
>>14847616
>march 2018
It's a bit early to bring it up I think. Most of the time developers and publishers won't bring things up until a year or two within release. Projects starting this year will likely be on the bench 'til next year the soonest.
I'm very excited for the Starwars IP in theaters and in video games to just die.
feb790 No.14847976
>>14847646
>I'm very excited for the Starwars IP in theaters and in video games to just die.
Honestly, they're just milking a dying cow at this point.
b6706a No.14847991
>The real Battlefront 3 was 99% completed when it was cancelled, and will never be released
>The kiked Battlefront 3 will
Bye, Anons.
2737ae No.14848020
>>14847991
at least you got HAZE:^)
feb790 No.14848041
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>>14847991
Take me with you…
371d08 No.14848077
>>14848041
Why do you have to remind me everytime anon.
74d035 No.14848217
>>14847976
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
9d2d79 No.14848282
>>14847976
Why must they ruin the possibility of self-aware sexbots?
feb790 No.14848353
>>14848282
Because we can't have nice things.
feb790 No.14848366
>>14848356
The voice sounds familiar too, isn't that the voice of the square headed bitch from Steven Universe?
74d035 No.14848370
>>14848356
Gunmu deserved better than this...
4b2393 No.14848385
>>14847976
I heard there was a sassy negress droid in Soylo, but I had no idea it would be this absolutely insufferable. Sweet merciful fuck, how the hell do they fuck up this bad? It's not even one brief scene. It's minute after agonizing minute of this awful this prattling on about droid rights and being a strong independent toaster that don't need no meatbags.
1cc9cb No.14848407
>>14847563
>>14847549
There's no new Battlefront game, the latest one (EA Battlefront 2) was released last November. Dice and Criterion have stopped supporting the game a few months ago (they're working on other AAA games).
There's no roadmap for any future DLC or patch after August because there's only a small team working on the patches (although most of the bugs that were in the beta won't be fixed).
feb790 No.14848413
>>14848385
Its only gonna get worse from here. Next up is a Boba Fett and Darth Maul movie. Solo ends with Maul planning his big stupid return.
>>14848400
Statement: Go suck a dick. Best bot coming through.
74d035 No.14848421
>>14848413
>>14848400
They did it better and were devoid of moral smugness which made them more likeable unlike this abomination >>14847976
150b4f No.14848471
>>14848282
The goal is the death of all things straight white males like.
cd1534 No.14848653
>>14848413
>oy vey you didn't like the last jedi with its new progressive characters?
>it'd be a real shame if someone had to go through and ruin each starwars character you do love one origins movie at a time goyim
Why won't somebody stop them!
74d035 No.14848855
>>14848653
They already ruined HK-47 too. They turned him into a deadpool battle droid who now wants to be called "Mr. Bones" who spouts memes and talks about wild rides among other things… Lolsorandumb shit. And Lando is pansexual.
a1a86a No.14848860
>>14847549
We are probably going to see Respawn's new Star Wars game, which I'm mildly optimistic about because Respawn went out of their way to avoid loot crates and Titanfall 2 dodged EA's forced diversity memo and only had 4 female characters(two of which you brutally kill) and all the minority characters from the first disappeared. Still its being published by EA so its going to get blasted even if it somehow becomes the only decent game that comes out of the Disney/EA partnership.
>>14847976
No one in the movie seems to give a shit or care for what it's opinions are so I guess its better than what I was expecting. It still comes across as a lifeless character meant to fill check marks of a "memorial" cast on some corporate focus testing list, especially with that faggot ass "XD so quirky" leet speak name.
Also how the fuck are they going to do a Darth Maul movie, Filoni continued and wrapped up his story in a stratifying way that pissed off the normalfaggots.
ae1a7f No.14848886
>>14848860
>Also how the fuck are they going to do a Darth Maul movie, Filoni continued and wrapped up his story in a stratifying way that pissed off the normalfaggots.
Is Rebels canon with the pre-Disney SW universe?
6ad522 No.14849247
>>14847976
>The though of Boba Fett being tainted by the Jews and SJW's
I swear to Christ if they ruin Boba, Im gonna shoot up disneyland wearing his costume.
b22b2f No.14849292
>>14849247
They will make him gay. This is guaranteed. Either that or he will get a stronk womyn partner that will be responsible for all his successes. Also I lied, both of these things will be true. This is only the beginning friend.
22805c No.14849344
>>14847976
>literally every single robot in the franchise behaved robotically
>now there's some "british" nigger robot both acting and speaking like a typical marxist nigger
>five minutes out of context has ruined any interest I had in seeing the Rifftrax of the film
That's surprising. Even the Rifftrax couldn't save this sack of shit. It's not even remotely worth a pirate for THAT.
22805c No.14849356
>>14849292
I wonder if they'll bring him back in Episode 9. Just in time for a gay kiss between Ghost Luke and Ghost Obi-Wan (played by Ewan McGregor; aren't you goyim excited for Kenobi: A Star Wars Story, in which Darth Maul and Obi-Wan settle down together on Tattooine and have lots of gay sex!).
ae1a7f No.14849405
>>14849247
>>14849292
>>14849356
Does someone have the Falcon audiobook clip where the guy keeps saying "xhe"?
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ab6aad No.14849469
>>14849292
Expanded Universe actually allowed this, her name was Sintas and they had a kid together. But not like Uncharted 4.
a80a64 No.14849471
>>14849356
Dude I can't wait to see Darth Maul stick is horned saber into Obi-Wan's fudge factory while he makes a cute yelp of suprise!
3f2540 No.14849477
>>14849292
>They will make him gay
>not making him a pedo
damn, anon, its like you dont want to push an agenda.
6ad522 No.14849484
>>14849477
but he was given the chance to rape leia and refused, man had standards
b44cbb No.14849553
>>14847976
Oh, Dear God, it sounds exactly like Estelle.
b22b2f No.14849568
>>14849356
Hope they do. Just rape this shit into the ground already.
>>14849469
>But not like Uncharted 4.
Luckily they destroyed the EU so they can fix that for us in the next film where he goes gay (catching btw) for a black trans person with aids.
>>14849477
>damn, anon, its like you dont want to push an agenda.
You are moving too quickly friend. You have to ease them into accepting further degeneracy. Once everyone has accepted the "based" gays, transgenders, and minorities, THEN you can move on promoting the more hardcore degenerates.
9c032e No.14849589
>>14847976
I seriously hope this kills star wars but I know it won't
6ad522 No.14849658
>>14849589
Star wars has been dead since Force awakens, if anything people are just waiting to see what they do with the corpse.
a0661e No.14849737
>>14847976
>equal rights
>for glorified spanners
470091 No.14849788
>>14849658
It was dead by the time the prequels came out.
470091 No.14849882
>>14847976
A fucking children's show makes a point how stupid is the idea that robots need liberation. And about how it's in general a dumb idea to force people to act against stereotypes because the stereotype is reflection of how they casually act. And how your idea of helping people may not be the same as their idea of getting help. But somehow there are grown ass adults that don't understand this.
Leftists are literally manchildren.
feb790 No.14850612
>>14848860
>No one in the movie seems to give a shit or care for what it's opinions are so I guess its better than what I was expecting.
You haven't watched the movie then. In the end Enfys Nest (the supposed main villain) is revealed to be a stronk independent little black girl who is actually fighting for equal rights too and Han's cis male mentor turns out to be the bad guy. In the end, the mentor dies and Enfys turns out to be the one who funded the Rebellion using stolen fuel she got from Han's shitty Kessel Run.
feb790 No.14850620
>>14848886
Rebels is not canon with anything really. Disney will do whatever the fuck it wants for profit/signalling regardless of their own shitty new lore.
>>14849247
Too late for that.
feb790 No.14850625
>>14849882
My Life as a Teenage Robot deserved more love honestly.
a1a86a No.14851534
>>14850612
Yeah I haven't, I was basing what I said posted of that webm. One of the things I hate most about all the new Star Wars shit is the lack of new interesting alien characters, all we get are old iconic shit like Chewie or aliens that get 30 seconds of screen time and fuck off forever.
Christ when Rogue One came out I was upset that Kyle got canned for the diversity quota, but now I'm glad it happened and he can't be tarnished by this shitshow.
dcaf89 No.14851569
>>14847976
Why are we still here.
feb790 No.14853800
>>14851534
Technically Kyle didn't get canned. They renamed him and made him a shitty minor character. Meanwhile Jan Ors got renamed to Jyn Erso and was given a shitty new background, made a smug bitch, given the lead role then everyone died.
9a21fb No.14853814
>>14851577
The tumblresque Marvel comic artist who did this was actually showing this off with pride on twitter about how much better his new Star Wars is compared to Lucas's out-dated version for cis males. Got over 400 likes but only a few replies most of which were mocking his shit designs.
9a21fb No.14853852
ba7e01 No.14853973
>>14847976
>doesnt move like a robot
>doesnt talk like a robot
>give it a british accent to make it sound smart, even though the brits were the bad guys in the OT
>"she's even more sapient than C3PO and R2D2!" - (((actress)))
>droid rights was actually one of C3PO's worst ideas ever in the EU
they can't get a single fucking thing right holy shit
c93751 No.14853993
feb790 No.14854097
>>14853993
>Implying
Reminder that Lando is pansexual in nu-canon and took it up the ass from Han.
78793b No.14854106
>>14853993
>canon
A meaningless term for gay faggots obsessed with brand names.
feb790 No.14854145
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>>14854122
Pretty much. I didn't like things in the prequels but the spinoff material and vidya got me hooked to that shit for years. Jango Fett Bounty Hunter is still one of the best bounty hunting games I ever played and his characterization there and in the bonus comic it included were far better than his mediocre role in EPII.
c63ffe No.14854191
>>14849788
You are fake news
>>14854097
I'ma need a citation for that degeneracy, B.
e67c45 No.14854222
>>14853993
Oh yes, I'm so thankful to Disney's shitty new canon for giving us the first humanxwookiee shower scene, a robot that preaches equal rights >>14847563 and creating pic-related
Also reminder to you disneyfags that Solo just crashed overseas http://archive.is/5V9H4 and that the movie is a pile of shit and being streamed here on 8chan >>>/sw/15837
feb790 No.14854236
>>14854191
>I'ma need a citation for that degeneracy, B.
Seriously? It was all over the news a few days ago. In the movie he also fucks the robot called L337 who has stick figure legs and flirts with Han apparently.
http://archive.is/csHj6
7af1f8 No.14854626
>>14854222
Real glad I didn't even bother seeing the nuStar Wars after the first one. Never in my life had I been so mad during a movie - I had to leave the theatre for a while to calm down, before going back in and getting pissed off again. And you tell me the ones that came after are even worse. Holy shit.
292a71 No.14854636
>>14854256
It's truly sickening.
8c44af No.14854902
>>14849247
https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/boba-fett-mandalorian-ballistic-armor/
Wear this instead. The STANAG level III armor will keep you alive longer to keep killing longer.
1e0350 No.14854950
>>14854256
But if you dont do work to expand the fanbase it will stagnate and die.
t. every fucking idiot i argue with on how and why you have to autisically protect the things you love
25201a No.14855194
I'm just crashing the thread to say I'm playing the original Battlefront 2 and I wish I could have a gamenight with /v/ playing Galaxy conquest. there are 2 captains on each team that take the choices and fight while the rest are normal grunts that fight on planets or space fights based on captains choices to conquer the galaxy.
62bf50 No.14855410
>>14849247
Do it. You'll be the first one with actual balls to do anything.
d02468 No.14857553
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>>14847976
The voice sounds black yet is played by a white woman named Phoebe Waller-Bridge. How does this happen?
>>14848886
>Is Rebels canon with the pre-Disney SW universe?
Current status on what's canon and not canon
>Pre Disney
Ep 1-6 films and Clone Wars (3D tv series) all canon
Everything else (comics, video games, books), not canon is now rebranded SW Legends
>Post Disney
Every movie, game, comic, tv series (including Rebels) now made by Disney is canon.
>>14849247
>I swear to Christ if they ruin Boba, Im gonna shoot up disneyland wearing his costume.
Disney parks don't allow (non-staff) people in costume to enter, you will have to find a way to hide it.
>>14851577
All I want now is the mighty Cyclons to beat up the gay SW robots.
d9f653 No.14857713
>>14854950
In the future, these movies will be seen as nothing special. From an unskewered perspective.
292a71 No.14858978
You think things can't get worse but you have no idea how much worse it will get.
564393 No.14859063
>>14857553
>Disney parks don't allow
What are they going to do? Ask the man with a gun to politely leave? wew