c32146 No.14827289
Are you fellas ready for Warhammer 40k Saturday Morning Cartoon Edition?
https://warhammeradventures.com/warhammer-40000/
Also Space Hulk Deathwing Enhanced Edition launches tomorrow. Anyone play the base game? I know at launch it had a lot of problems but I didnt really look into it since.
967693 No.14827294
There arent supposed to be niggers in warhammer.
>sjw art
oh boy
4c9deb No.14827336
Your mother.
>>>/out/
>>14827294
Niggers became less offensive once people started being born with goat hooves, tentacles, insectoid features or simply a walking time bomb waiting for a demon to come knocking. Also muh salaniggers.
c32146 No.14827339
>>14827294
>There arent supposed to be niggers in warhammer.
>He doesnt know about vulkan and the salamanders
7f58d0 No.14827341
>>14827339
>having charcoal black skin due to a gene seed mutation is the same as being a nigger
>race is only skin deep goy
858dd2 No.14827353
You obviously haven't followed the recent books. Horus Heresy introduced tons of niggers and stronk women. In a recent Adeptus Mechanicus book the author deliberately used gender neutral pronouns. The pozz is already here.
b0c9fa No.14827354
>>14827339
They are solid black and its because of the gene seed.
4c9deb No.14827361
>>14827341
>>14827353
I'd give my left foot for seeing someone worth the salt in their piss post here again. Even the shitposting is copypasta level of effort subpar.
858dd2 No.14827362
As far as Deathwing goes: Its exactly what they advertised it as. A first person Space Hulk game. Little variety due to no customization and few maps but the design is outstanding. The best depiction of imperial ships you'll ever get.
9a8a52 No.14827363
>>14827354
>Solid black.
>Loves fire.
>One of the most kind-hearted chapters in terms of dealing with civilians and the like.
Hmmm.
2917df No.14827369
What do you guys think of the new 40k games coming out?
The adeptus mechanicus one seems neat.
>>14827294
Of course there are, they show up in books as well as Asians, Hispanics and all kind of people.
Stop putting your own stuff as canon.
858dd2 No.14827387
>>14827369
Early Warhammer didn't have niggers or women because early Gee Dubs was a bunch of basement dwelling sperglords who obviously never had to deal with either nonwhites or women IRL and it was okay that way. Nu-GW is obviously pandering to minorities in the futile hopes of attracting new customers. Niggers and women don't play tabletop however so they are stuck in the exact same position as the games industry.
10f66a No.14827389
How the fuck do you adapt the 40k universe to work for kids?
ac3a3e No.14827391
Are the Battlefleet Gothic Armada games any good?
b477d6 No.14827400
>>14827289
>Sharing her mum's hatred of weaponry, Zelia believes the best way to overcome fear is to learn about the universe.
She'd last about ten minutes before getting killed by some xeno, demon, cultist, or inquisitor.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
An open mind is like a fortress, with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
249ee2 No.14827401
>>14827339
Also going a bit further with all this technically all spess mehreens can be black due to their gene seed shit that changes their skin color based on location. So leave one in the desert long term and they all turn dark, leave one in the depths of space or some other no sun region and they'd go back to being pale. Just the Salamanders seed fucked up so they all turn jet black with glowing red eyes because it's cool.
It's worth noting there was a vaguely African themed spess mehreen chapter called the Celestial Lions who all had african themed names and everything, but they pissed off the Inquisition and all their apothecaries were killed simultaneously by "ork snipers" so there are hardly any of them left.
b0c9fa No.14827402
>>14827376
>there were some beastmen miniatures for the IG.
And they all dissapeared mysteriously when the inquisition got involved.
2917df No.14827405
>>14827387
It fucking did, since rogue trader there have been female models and race is debatable because poor quality of color and shitty pictures in what isn't black and white.
The imperium doesn't give a shit about race, they care about religion, taxes and psykers.
2917df No.14827412
>>14827400
The >no guns part is the most retarded considering how in the imperium gun ownership is promoted.
c32146 No.14827414
>>14827389
I think they are just going with having the ultrasmurfs fighting necron with the former somehow having the magic abilty not to be visibly harmed. But just imagine
>little Billy gets into super cool space adventure show
>goes online to explore the universe
>is greeted by rape daemons, chainaxes embedded in skulls, rotting masses with their entrails on the outside of their bodies and twisted mutated abominations
Clearly this is the work of the ruinous powers
263d78 No.14827417
>>14827376
mutants typically are only tolerated when they're useful, and even then, not for long. Niggers would not last.
0e5ad7 No.14827421
>>14827414
This, most likely. Though I'd like to see the look on a parent's face if there's one involving Slaanesh.
2917df No.14827422
>>14827417
You completely misunderstand the state of humanity in 40k and what a mutant is.
858dd2 No.14827423
>>14827405
There were a handful of female models but they rarely played a significant role in the lore or the older books. Fuck, there is an entire meme about how Sororitas always get fucked over by everyone.
The depiction of Space Marines as anything but white started relatively recently, at the same time identity politics became commonplace. The only early mention of what we would consider niggers I can think of are the Celestial Lions, a SM chapter based on African aesthetics and myth.
>>14827401
Blackface and being a nigger are two different things.
b0c9fa No.14827429
>>14827389
Probably the same way they tried to do with Age of Sigmar. Not very well.
858dd2 No.14827434
>>14827414
GW is probably trying to clean up their game anyway. See AoS and it's removal of Slaanesh.
249ee2 No.14827435
>>14827423
>Blackface and being a nigger are two different things.
Pretty much. My point is Salamanders were just the fire marines, the Celestial Lions were the nigger marines but they're mostly dead now so the point is moot.
7708c6 No.14827437
I am still salty about Age of Sigmar. The only good thing that came out of it was Techno viking Valten and vermintide games.
2917df No.14827438
>>14827423
Most everything in 40k was and still is white males and that isn't changing, the fact is that saying that there are no non-whites and females in 40k is retarded.
You would have a point in fantasy.
2917df No.14827441
>>14827434
Slaanesh is apparently coming back to aos though.
858dd2 No.14827445
>>14827438
I'm not saying there aren't or can't be any blacks in 40K but they were never deliberately pushed. Now they are.
c4a1ab No.14827449
Welp, it had a good run. 30 years is a long time and I guess all good things have to come to an end. At least we'll still have the memories.
2917df No.14827456
>>14827445
I wouldn't say pushed save for a couple authors in black library, the codex and miniatures are still the same, if anything we are getting plastic sisters with boobplate and battleheels.
7112b1 No.14827467
>>14827289
>violence is not the answer!
Leftists truly are not fit for reproduction.
0e5ad7 No.14827469
>>14827441
Doesn't the horned rat have Slaanesh's seat right now in AoS?
92104c No.14827481
>>14827289
>Think it can't be real.
>Go to the link.
>It's real.
If that doesn't give you an urge to go on a loyalist rampage I don't know what will…
NuGW is a fucking cancer.
>>14827294
There are niggers in 40k, just that halotypes (when not outright sub-species) have dedicated planets. A nigger would come from a nigger planet (or sub-sector even) and marry and have kids within said genepool, likely under penalty of death and purge of gene lineage if siring bastards too much outside of the defined registered races norms.
Genepool restrictions, genetic screening and enforced non-crossbreeding for fear of uncontrolled mutations are a canon thing in 40k.
2917df No.14827482
>>14827469
Yes but slaanesh is not dead or gone, it was trapped by an elf mcguffin and some factions of chaos are trying to get it out.
2917df No.14827485
>>14827481
>likely under penalty of death and purge of gene lineage if siring bastards too much outside of the defined registered races norms.
Youre taking this 100% out of your ass.
>Genepool restrictions, genetic screening and enforced non-crossbreeding for fear of uncontrolled mutations are a canon thing in 40k.
Amongst abhumans and mutants, also offshoots that are still not accepted, not baseline humans.
7112b1 No.14827492
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>>14827481
>Genepool restrictions, genetic screening and enforced non-crossbreeding for fear of uncontrolled mutations are a canon thing in 40k.
And if you were to ask GW they'd tell you most of the Imperium is made of mutts and that they're A-OK with faggotry despite one of their archenemies being the embodiment of perversion and debauchery.
Let's not pretend 40k wasn't pozzed since the get go. It started as a bluepilled parody or redpills, until it turned out people liked the redpills unironically. Everything politically incorrect about 40k was dragged out of GW while they resisted it every step of the way.
Also, embed related is what fans want out of 40k, what OP posted is what GW and their army of soyboy writers want.
>>14827485
If we didn't live in Current Year +3 the lore would explicitly treat niggers, mudshits and curryniggers as subhuman canon fodder and aberrations that are only good for heavy labor.
2d1567 No.14827493
>>14827289
>she grew up helping Elise with archaeological expeditions on dozens of worlds, digging up ancient artefacts and alien technology
So the mom got burnt by the inquisition for collecting xeno artifacts, why is her kid not sharing her fate? Maybe it was a nice inquisitor, fine. Maybe she was working under some radical Ordo Xenos faggot, though.
>sharing her mum's hatred of weaponry
>best way to overcome fear is to learn about the universe
WHAT THE FUCK
It's wh40k, does she want to be genetically enriched by a genestealer cult? This sort of sentiment doesn't work in this universe at all. I won't be surprised if Smurfs save her ass and she starts whining at them for having guns. Hope they bolter her.
2917df No.14827500
>>14827492
>If we didn't live in Current Year +3 the lore would explicitly treat niggers, mudshits and curryniggers as subhuman canon fodder and aberrations that are only good for heavy labor.
No it fucking wouldnt because in 40k everyone that isnt a noble or vital for the operation of something is cannon fodder, stop talking about the imperium like if it was an ethno-state.
92104c No.14827503
>>14827341
>>14827354
Salamanders were blacks BEFORE their geneseed mutated.
Geneseed flaws are largely SM becoming caricatures of their original design as envisioned by the emperor. Black Space Marines flaw made them feared because they don't even look human anymore despite them being largely the "nicest" chapter (= intentional LEFTIST POV on xenophobia by GW… but done subtly, back when leftist knew that forcing things down people throats just make them want to puke).
You're the only niggers here.
7112b1 No.14827510
>>14827500
Fuck off /tg/, you're a disgrace. Niggers and the rest of the animals are filth and should be treated as such, IRL and in fiction alike.
>>14827503
About the only good thing GW did with the setting in the past 10 years has been retconning the Salamanders back from being kangz to being actual humans.
858dd2 No.14827512
>>14827503
>Salamanders were blacks BEFORE their geneseed mutated
Got a source on that?
b0c9fa No.14827515
>>14827503
Got a single fack to back that up? Because it says in the lore the fene seed turns their skin black because of a mutation. Not that it turns them a slightly darker shade. The only one who would be black from the get go wouild be Vulkan.
2917df No.14827518
>>14827510
> Niggers and the rest of the animals are filth and should be treated as such, IRL and in fiction alike.
>make this thing something i like or fuck off
You braindamaged sperg, everyone in 40k is treated equally as shit, if you cant deal with how the setting actually is then i fail to see WHY youre bothering to argue about how the imperium works.
7112b1 No.14827521
>>14827518
And my point is that if we didn't live in the hellhole leftists and you centrist cucks have created the setting would be either free of niggers, pitting whites and East Asians against the degenerate gods of Marxism, or using said niggers and browns as cannon fodder.
>if you cant deal with how the setting actually is then i fail to see WHY youre bothering to argue about how the imperium works.
My point is that the setting was always pozzed you retarded cuck.
2917df No.14827525
>>14827521
Then it wouldnt be 40k but something else, nigger your point is fucking retarded and so are you, you only want to accuse something other people like about being leftist propaganda because it doesnt fit your views.
b0c9fa No.14827541
>>14827518
>everyone in 40k is treated equally as shit
Ah yes the 40K universe. The shining beacon of equallity, Its not like hive cities are directly built on a cast system or anything like that.
2917df No.14827544
>>14827541
Read my previus point before implying implications like a dumb faggot.
>everyone that isnt a noble or vital for the operation of something is cannon fodder
858dd2 No.14827548
>>14827541
They aren't you dumb fuck. Feudalism and caste based society are two separate things.
ba6918 No.14827549
>>14827294
>There arent supposed to be niggers in warhammer.
Does nobody fucking remember Inquisitor Toth?
973bf7 No.14827568
>>14827549
Toth is a Space Marine?
92104c No.14827579
>>14827485
>Amongst abhumans and mutants, also offshoots that are still not accepted, not baseline humans.
>I have no idea how human genetics works.
A wolf and a chihuahua are closer genetically than a Russian and a Congolese, an Ogryn can perfectly be closer genetically to a Valhallan than a Mundus Plannian is to a Tallarnite.
If there are registers of races in 40k (and there are, there is a fucking list in each IG codex since 1st ed) and widespread genetic screening (and there is, for psykers detection again that shit exist since forever) you cannot have racial crossbreeds, because it would necessarily register as a new type, that's just how this shit works. It's not sci-fi, it's just sci.
And since Imperial Guards regiments are clearly themed and centered around clearly different halotypes the logical conclusion can only be that there is a form of enforced genetic segregation on a planetary/sub-sector/sector level.
Because that's the only way this shit can work.
The Empire is a patchwork of humans races which cohesion is only assured by force and faith.
Which is exactly how were all great empires of humanity BTW.
2917df No.14827588
>>14827579
>you cannot have racial crossbreeds, because it would necessarily register as a new type
Youre aware that the imperium is only 10.000 (or 12.000) years old, and that humanity had all kinds of genetic fuckery, radioactive wars, spread through the galaxy and genespliced LONG before the thunder warriors were even a thing.
What you said can simply not be applied to 40k, it is no longer viable.
And you dont detect the psykers via genes but via psychic screening and blanks.
9c43dd No.14827590
>>14827389
If they're old enough to read and do math, they're certainly old enough to kill xenos and daemons.
6a3dd7 No.14827598
>>14827389
>Oi m8 ar you zoggin stupid?
92104c No.14827616
>>14827515
>>14827512
>>14827510
Nocturne warriors are said to be "dark skinned" already before they become space marines.
Also in case that's not enough there is a literal Kangz chapter: http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Celestial_Lions
9d07bc No.14827622
>>14827289
>Sharing her mum’s hatred of weaponry, Zelia believes that the best way to overcome fear is to learn about the universe.
So a prime candidate to be a plaything for the horrors the universe has to offer.
>Like all Martians, Mekki is happiest when tinkering with technology, and is able to communicate with the machine-spirits that dwell inside computers and cogitators. A talented inventor,
>A talented inventor,
A tech heretic.
That all I could stomach, fuck this some, this the wrong way to do this shit.
>>14827389
Orks doing orky shit. back on the current attempt, It doesn't look fun, at all. This is something alot of western countries are forgetting, HAVING FUN STUFF FOR THE SAKE OF FUN. Everything has to has a point, everything has to be political, everything has to have a moral, everyone has to fit inside a spectrum, and this is following the typical guideline that it has to appeal to everyone but let sneak in something that comes from my bubble.
766965 No.14827626
>>14827616
This is nulore you dumbfuck, it's a very recent retcon.
e09295 No.14827631
>>14827389
A setting as batshit insane as 40k actually lends itself well to comedy and parody, as long as you are not a nofun allowed autist.
858dd2 No.14827635
I can only hope this kid friendly shit is a big fat ploy that ends in horrific deaths for everyone involved.
5226be No.14827637
>>14827622
Orks would be fun, I think a series about a rogue trader could work too.
858dd2 No.14827640
>>14827631
Yes, comedy and parody like Ciaphas Cain. Not Adventure Time.
2917df No.14827644
>>14827631
Comedy in 40k exist, but its shit like deff skwadron or ciaphas cain.
e9b3f8 No.14827648
>>14827289
This is bad, what in the actual fuck this real ?
e09295 No.14827656
>>14827640
if /tg/ once made the concept of 40k wacky races fun, anything is possible as long as the ones behind it know what they are doing.
>>14827644
orks would work great, also stuff like that Not-don-Quijote Necron.
410439 No.14827660
>>14827568
Read the post he's replying to, retard. >>14827294
It says nothing about space marines.
Niggers and all races exist in 40k because you don't need a very high IQ to be given a lasgun and shoot some xenos. Humanity can't afford to divide itself further when there already so many forces in and outside the Imperium trying to tear it down.
Having said that, this thing looks like it's gonna be a trainwreck. I'm not surprised though, with WHFB dead it's only a matter of time before 40k follows in its footsteps.
eff9ed No.14827664
>>14827289
They lost their way.
cc2e59 No.14827667
dark skin =/= nigger
there's much more to being a nigger than melanin.
9a3dc6 No.14827682
>>14827353
>In a recent Adeptus Mechanicus book the author deliberately used gender neutral pronouns.
I dunno, anon. That's something I would expect from humans who want to cast off their human forms as much as possible. You'll need to go into more detail to make me upset.
e09295 No.14827690
>>14827682
i legit imagine some techpriest claiming that he identifies himself as a toaster or some shit.
410439 No.14827699
Did anyone see that they're making a similar book series for Age of Shitmar too? They even have a little girl that's an inventor but refuses to invent weapons. It's like the whoever is directing this needs to have a character that hates weapons in whatever he's making. I wonder (((who))) could be behind this.
b0c9fa No.14827702
>>14827660
>Humanity can't afford to divide itself further.
But they did. They got rid of the squats and the beastmen. But they did retcon the squats to still be alive though, dunno if they brought the beastmen back. This was around the time they retconed the Necrons from being silent machines of death into sill cartoon villiains who can't even work their own space port and who are best friends with the blood angels. So around the time things started to be shit.
858dd2 No.14827709
>>14827682
Sex is of no concern to the Mechanicus but THERE ARE ALREADY NEUTRAL PRONOUNS IN ENGLISH and they are not xe/xi/xir or whatever other special snowflake term trannies come up with.
2917df No.14827710
>>14827702
>They got rid of the squats
They didnt.
> dunno if they brought the beastmen back
Beastmen are no longer allowed to join the IG, they havent been exterminated yet.
858dd2 No.14827712
>>14827702
Beastmen exist as part of the population of Sortiarius. Those are chaos mutations though and not a stable abhuman strain.
9a3dc6 No.14827713
>>14827709
>and they are not xe/xi/xir or whatever
If that's what the book uses, then yeah, that's bad.
5226be No.14827718
>>14827709
Any way you can post a pic of a page from the book? Not that I don't believe you but so everyone can see what you mean.
858dd2 No.14827733
>>14827718
I got it in audiobook format. I believe somebody over at /tg/ got pictures of the text.
7f0230 No.14827738
>>14827503
>>14827616
>a fucking faggot /pol/ larper saying Salamenders are nigger because of one quote from nulore
Faggot, I've fucking read the novels and fucking Nocturne is a planet where deeply covered by black ashes and it turns their people into dark skins. It went this shit for thousands of years and eventually the black ashes affected their DNA. Nocturne people weren't fucking niggers and the fucking Vulcan himself was fairly white when he landed on Nocturne. I'm a fucking huge lorefag before nulore and I've countlessly read how the ash gene from Vulkan slowly turns marines into black skins and read eyes.
You are a fucking nigger. kys.
b90a62 No.14827756
>>14827289
>Check website
>Kid-friendly grimdark adventure product for the children
>Check whois.net
>Check GeeDub shill sites
>It's fucking legit
Wow, GW already failed on a lot of ventures, like playing catch-up to the digital age, making quality IP not whoring their license to everyone, not shitting on 3D-printing, and now this.
858dd2 No.14827759
9a3dc6 No.14827767
>>14827759
Absolutely disgusting.
So, what's the best cutoff year for 40k novels?
Or should I go by author instead? Both, maybe?
4b6b2c No.14827769
>>14827289
>Cuckhammer 40 soys.
For fuck sake.
f14218 No.14827784
>>14827759
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only disappointment.
858dd2 No.14827785
>>14827767
The cutoff is now. This is the first time they did this but I'm sure it won't be the last.
9a3dc6 No.14827795
>>14827785
Alright, thanks.
b0c9fa No.14827801
>>14827710
"This effectively precludes them from settlement on, or transportation to or from, more than three hundred thousand worlds of the Imperium and forbids their conscription as part of an Imperial Tithe obligation. All of this is a sure sign that they may soon lose Abhuman status completely and be reclassified as true mutants. These creatures are often hunted down during anti-mutant pogroms conducted by the Adeptus Arbites on those worlds where populations of Beastmen are known to exist."
The 8th Edition Rulebook which was released last year says they are getting hunted down. So I guess they did change it.
I might have been wrong about the squats. That might have been /tg/ head canon.So I admit I was wrong on that.
f14218 No.14827803
>>14827767
I think it's time to give up Warhammer altogether. It's going to keep getting much worse.
e9b3f8 No.14827808
>>14827702
How long before beastman gets reconnected into straight up furshit ?
Like shit, there's a fuck kid WH40K show.
2917df No.14827816
>>14827801
That is exactly my point, beastmen havent been exterminated yet.
And the squats are back, theres even a squat character in necromunda.
64642f No.14827821
>>14827808
Fuck no, stop asking these questions. This is forbidden knowledge.
7f0230 No.14827835
>>14827808
ANON STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS
95ece4 No.14827842
>>14827808
Why do narcissistic degenerates like to get their claws into literally everything?
b0c9fa No.14827843
>>14827767
Probably 2011. When they introduced the newcrons.
>>14827816
And my point is they retcon stuff. And that the Imperium is more than happy to kill abhumans even if they are willing to fight for them.
d9f7ec No.14827852
>>14827702
Correct me if I am wrong, but I think they brought back beastmen via a bounty hunter character for the new Necromunda game.
b0c9fa No.14827853
>>14827808
Why change the beastmen when the Felinid exist?
96ec4d No.14827856
>>14827289
>The son of a loyal Imperial Guard officer, thirteen-year-old Talen ran away from home to avoid being enlisted in the military.
On charges of cowardice, you are sentenced to death!
2917df No.14827857
>>14827843
>And that the Imperium is more than happy to kill abhumans even if they are willing to fight for them.
And you still fail to realize what the difference is between an abhuman and a baseline human.
Being a nigger wouldnt be being an abhuman, since its 100% something you would see in old terra, goat people with tentacles on the other hand arent, not to mention their genetics are unstable.
2917df No.14827866
>>14827856
This makes no sense because the IG very rarely uses conscription, there are more than enough PDF troopers that want to join the IG to have to force recruit people that would be a liability.
858dd2 No.14827882
>>14827866
That depends entirely on the planet/sector. See Whiteshields.
2917df No.14827890
>>14827882
Whiteshields are a cadian thing, and they are still part of the PDF and not the IG.
Its just that in cadia the PDF and the IG end up being the same thing due to how important defence is.
fb3553 No.14827894
>Edgy joke setting gets transformed into kids book
What's the difference?
b0c9fa No.14827897
>>14827857
I never said that. The only things I've said were The Salamanders were black because of their gene seed and The Imperium of Man is very xenophobic, full of inequality, and more then happy to kill its own population and allies.
b90a62 No.14827899
>>14827866
What's more grimdark than conscripting and recruiting soldiers for 24/7 for the last 10,000 years because there's only war on every front and peace, TRUE Pax Imperia is a distant dream. Shows how you know the setting and trying to make sense of the monstrosity that is the Imperial Bureaucracy, what do you think the Imperial Tithe is? https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Tithe
200214 No.14827902
>>14827866
plenty of worlds have a tithe for conscription, and the guard is made up of the top PDF members, the tithe for conscription gets steeper if the world once turned against the emperor as repayment for sins, see: krieg.
2917df No.14827910
>>14827899
>>14827902
The imperial tithe drafts from the PDF, not the civilia population.
You would if anything run from the PDF, not the IG, getting in the IG is something only the best of the PDF soldiers get to do.
e17c4a No.14827913
If it has nigger-monkeys in it, it is not Warhammer.
Nothing in the world need nigger-monkeys.
7112b1 No.14827926
>>14827857
>Being a nigger wouldnt be being an abhuman
This is your mind on pozz.
>goat people with tentacles on the other hand arent
And the missing link between man and ape isn't?
>not to mention their genetics are unstable
That is true for niggers as well. See pic related.
>>14827913
Nothing was ever fixed by adding niggers to it.
858dd2 No.14827930
>>14827910
Regardless of the technicalities, if he was supposed to be drafted but ran away he gets a bullet to the head in most circumstances.
858dd2 No.14827938
>>14827926
You are arguing in bad faith and everyone knows it, you cunt. You're the kind of person that makes /pol/ the shithole it is today
2917df No.14827940
>>14827930
I never pretended he wouldnt get executed, im saying that the premise of deserting from being drafted in the IG is stupid.
>>14827926
>the imperium works how I say not how the setting says it works.
7112b1 No.14827944
>>14827930
Or they put him in a penal battalion.
>>14827938
>>14827940
Just because GW says niggers are human doesn't make it so. If anyone is arguing in bad faith it's GW butt monkeys like you and the faggots writing the lore.
4b6b2c No.14827947
>>14827926
Why does that male nigger think he can talk for women?
2917df No.14827951
>>14827944
>Just because GW says niggers are human doesn't make it so.
Oh ok, so we cant talk about 40k then because its not how you like it, cool, what are we talking about then?
b90a62 No.14827956
>>14827910
And you inferred that most recruitment of IG regiments are taken from the PDF how? because tough shit, where the hell did you get that from? it's grimdark, GRIMDARK, Imperial Tithe means no charity or voluntary donation, What Adeptus Terra wants, they get, and recruitment of any able-bodied man or woman who can hold a flashlight-gun and go in the perpetual meatgrinder, let's go with your technicalities that PDF is a must, if the PDF's best are already chosen, they make fresh regiments with just 6 standard months of training, off they go. Why do you think in fluff there are stories about rebellions because of the Imperial Tithe always takes and takes from the planet in question without giving back? Because grimdark and the soulless bureaucrats in Terra don't care about you as a person, only a number and a quota to be filled.
2917df No.14827974
>>14827956
Because if you dont provide your best the departamento munitorum will get you executed you fuck.
You provide your valuable troops and keep the shitty ones to yourself, thats why the PDF is such a joke in all of 40k, books also show that creation of regiments come from PDF troopers.
A conscript would be worse for the IG that a trained soldier from the PDF, something all planets must have by the time they need to start paying their tithe.
7112b1 No.14827981
>>14827951
Let me ask you straight. Do you believe niggers are human?
>what are we talking about then?
We're talking about how shit GW made 40k. We're talking about the fact that nothing is made better with niggers and that niggers have no place in escapism, not unless you get to mow them down by the thousand, but 40k already has orks for that.
2917df No.14827995
>>14827981
If we are talking about 40k then we have to abide to how 40k portrays things, not my beliefs nor yours.
858dd2 No.14828014
>>14827981
>We're talking about how shit GW made 40k
We established that ethnicities aren't a big deal in 40k lore and never had been until recently. The "They aren't white but at least they aren't aliens" approach is standard sci-fi fare and has been for over half a century. You're the one making retarded unsubstantiated claims because something you read hurt your fee fees. I bet you'd shit your pants if you knew that Fremen in Dune are literally space arabs
b90a62 No.14828022
>>14827974
And that's grimdark, they can have the best, but it will never be enough, conscripts and saying no to the Imperium, come on anon, they got multiple meatgrinder campaigns against Chaos, Tyranids, Orks, and the Necrons, that is how desperate WH40K is. And to put it back on-topic regarding the little coward, parent is Imperial Guard Officer, I would just like to imagine his dad/mom lost face because he/she raised a coward, now if there's still grimdark, but let's say it's kid-friendly grimdark, daddy/mommy there will send people to get him back to face punishment (Not execution, because think of the children playing this!)
410439 No.14828024
>>14827981
Niggers are human, even if they're garbage. Deal with it. They still get the rope because they are the worst humanity has to offer.
7112b1 No.14828043
>>14827995
Oh, please, spare me the excuse you disingenuous cuck. You actually do believe niggers are humans, and what's worse, you're okay will all the pozz GW has injected into the setting over the years.
I bet you have no problem with Dan Abnett shoving his fat whore of a wife into every book and telling us in minute detail what a wonderful and perfect Mary Sue she is. My point is a simple one, the 40k GW has wrought is pozzed.
>>14828014
>We established that ethnicities aren't a big deal in 40k lore and never had been until recently
Because until recently 99% of the time there weren't any outside of whites and East Asians. Are any of the founding SM chapters inspired by any culture that isn't white or East Asian? Is the Imperium, it's art, institutions and mannerism not heavily inspired by Christianity and Western history?
Until recently there weren't proud womyn of color telling those stupid white shitlords how it's done. Until recently there were no IG regiments led by sexually liberated roasties that are one of the most prestigious and oldest IG regiments around and fuck all their soldiers for shit and giggles. Until recently we didn't get strong womyn shoved down our throats every step of the way.
>The "They aren't white but at least they aren't aliens" approach is standard sci-fi fare and has been for over half a century
No, it hasn't you filthy cockroach. During the Golden Age of sci-fi shit like that wouldn't fly. It was Asimov and the rest of his Jews that pushed for sci-fi as political allegory and pozzed it all. Before that it was editorial fiat that the hero was supposed to be an Aryan god, the female always a damsel in distress and the xeno a filthy animal to be despised and purged.
>I bet you'd shit your pants if you knew that Fremen in Dune are literally space arabs
Yeah, the fact they rave about muh Jihad didn't give it away, right? Fucking kill yourself.
2917df No.14828052
>>14828043
Ok then, lets disregard 40k in a discussion about 40k just so that you dont throw a tantrum, because talking about 40k in a thread about 40k is pozzed and 40k is what you like it to be and not what it actually is, cool.
7112b1 No.14828070
>>14828052
It's a thread about 40k getting pozzed you dumbshit. Rub your two brain cells together and move your sausage fingers to scroll up to OP's post and read it again, word by word, slowly and carefully, just like they taught you in special ed class, and you'll eventually get it.
858dd2 No.14828080
>>14828043
GW is aiming at the cuck audience. I said as much. Doesn't change the fact that even before the pozz the race issue was irrelevant. You're the one claiming that 40k was a white power fantasy, which it never was. So you're either an uneducated idiot or a liar, which is it?
2917df No.14828083
>>14828070
You absolute niggerbrains, no matter the point of the thread, if we are going to talk about 40k, we have to deal with the setting with the way the setting works, not how you would like it to be and accusing everyone else of being a leftist.
Kill yourself.
fe2fed No.14828099
>>14827926
>Nothing was ever fixed by adding niggers to it.
Politics aside, I can`t argue with that
7112b1 No.14828102
>>14828080
The race issue isn't irrelevant, it never actually is. Leftists simply choose to pretend it isn't there, or overcompensate and shit out Wakanda.
>You're the one claiming that 40k was a white power fantasy, which it never was.
Who was the target audience? Please, take your time to answer the question, it's okay to feel embarrassed.
>>14828083
>we have to deal with the setting with the way the setting works
Then point to me where it says niggers are human.
>not how you would like it to be and accusing everyone else of being a leftist.
But you are a leftist, or even worse, a centrist. You valiantly defend GW's stance on race and enriching 40k with vibrant diversity. If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck and cucks like a duck…
2917df No.14828122
>>14828102
>Then point to me where it says niggers are human.
Because they fucking exist and are treated as the rest of the humans in the setting since fucking rogue trader you absolute moron.
>You valiantly defend GW's stance on race and enriching 40k with vibrant diversity.
Its been like that since the beggining.
Youre either baiting at this point or just suffer severe mental damage and youre trying to mememagic the past.
410439 No.14828130
>>14828102
You're trying so hard to be a caricature of a /pol/ack it's embarassing. Just go home
>>>/leftypol/
7112b1 No.14828144
>>14828122
>Its been like that since the beggining.
And that makes it okay why exactly?
2917df No.14828154
>>14828144
Then why are you fucking arguing?
If the setting is like that, since the beggining, trying to claim otherwise is absolutely retarded, and makes YOU retarded.
Go create your own setting where shit works like you want it to work then.
add1be No.14828156
>>14828144
Then that doesn't make you a fan, just a fuckboy who hates fun.
e59241 No.14828158
>>14827289
From a business standpoint, this isn't that bad of an idea. They know their models attract kids, me being a prime example when I was a little shit and first saw a lizardman army in a GW window display, so why not capitalize on that and create a more child friendly version.
I ain't mad, it's just them trying to explore new avenues, I doubt it'll succeed, but hey at least they're trying something new.
7112b1 No.14828174
>>14828154
>Then why are you fucking arguing?
Because it's pozzed and there is no reason for it to be. The real question is why aren't you, and are you defending GW and their shit?
Do you like the taste of nigger cock in your mouth?
>>14828156
>you have fun because you don't want Marxist shit in your escapism
wew
858dd2 No.14828185
>>14828102
I already said who the target audience and the original creators were. The reason you don't see niggers or women in early 40k is because the nerds who created it didn't think to include them because those two things were not part of their living experience anyway. That doesn't mean that they were Nazi sympathizers.
2917df No.14828195
>>14828174
>Because it's pozzed and there is no reason for it to be
Thats like you getting mad at star wars having hippies destroy the space nazis.
>The real question is why aren't you
Because i like 40k.
>and are you defending GW and their shit?
Because im not a no-fun faggot.
>Do you like the taste of nigger cock in your mouth?
Im not the one that cant stop thinking about it.
>>14828185
>The reason you don't see niggers or women in early 40k
But you fucking do you asinine faggot.
b0c9fa No.14828197
>>14828052
>40k is pozzed and 40k is what you like it to be and not what it actually is
Kinda. 40k has been around a long time and there is so much material that conflicts with itself (like the Night Lords novels) and so many retcons and changes between the diffrent editions its very easy to get attached to one version of the canon.
Aout race and warhammer the thing is when it was first made it was made by white europeans nerds. Thats why when the tyranids were first introduced they looked like the aliens from Alien and why there was an Inquisitor named Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau. In all the official art there is rarely any minorities. You have the occasional asian chapter (White Scares) or the arabic IG regiment (I forget their name). All the official sources say the IG is made up of 50% women because they need everyone serving in the military. My point is warhammer in its creation was not very multicultural and race wasn't really brought up. Not because the guys who made it were racist, but because they wanted a cool setting of space marines and wizards and representation of all races wasn't on their mind.
2917df No.14828208
>>14828197
We can agree on that, but the point still stands in that the imperium in 40k doesnt give a shit about race and that not everyone is white.
The original point is that there were no niggers or women in 40k.
7112b1 No.14828215
>>14828185
>The reason you don't see niggers or women in early 40k is because the nerds who created it didn't think to include them because those two things were not part of their living experience anyway
You're not trying to be subtle anymore, are you? They didn't include them because they didn't want niggers in their escapism, no one fucking wants niggers in their escapism. And there were females, but the kind of females that are attractive to a male audience (fetish nuns and leather clad assassins), not "curvy", redhead Mary Sues.
I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of why niggers and strong womyn crop up everywhere. You're actually damaged enough that you seem to believe audiences wants that shit, and it's not some slimy kike pushing it.
>>14828195
>destroy the space nazis
Good job being an ignorant clown. The Empire wasn't Nazis, it's why their uniforms are inspired by Imperial Germany.
>Because i like 40k.
>Because im not a no-fun faggot.
/tg/, forever the battered housewife. And then you wake up one day and wonder why Pathfinder ended up with mpreg and World of Darkness has armpit hair and pronouns.
>>14828208
>the imperium in 40k doesnt give a shit about race and that not everyone is white
The centrist utopia. I can't imagine how you cucks can look at yourselves in the mirror and not slit your wrists.
e59241 No.14828220
>>14828185
You're talking to a brick wall, to /v/ any and everything different is marxist.
add1be No.14828222
>>14828174
You're only making a ruckus out of this now despite claiming that it's always been pozzed? Something tells me you're just a salty little faggot kicked out of /tg/ for being too much of a sperg after browsing /pol/ for a week and now that you've heard news that 40K is no longer a 1000 year Reich, you suddenly claim to be an expert in its lore and workings?
Take off that SS uniform and burn it. Hitler liquidated the exact sort of useful idiot you and the rest of /pol/ are.
add1be No.14828224
e7d0f3 No.14828225
Soooo… where do i start if i want to be a warhammmer drone?
I only ever played the ps2 game where you play as the aliens.
It was good btw.
858dd2 No.14828228
>>14828195
NOT TO THE DEGREE WE DO NOW. That is the fucking point. Of course you always had Tallarn or the Sororitas but the novels nowadays are deliberately pushing niggers everywhere. Euphrati Keeler. The protagonists of the Alpha Legion novel. The human protags in the Thousand Sons novels. Not just niggers but lesbianism to boot.
2917df No.14828229
>>14828215
>Good job being an ignorant clown. The Empire wasn't Nazis, it's why their uniforms are inspired by Imperial Germany.
The aesthetics were always meant to protray space nazis and george lucas is a huge hippie leftist.
>/tg/, forever the battered housewife.
>you cant like things i dont like!
d2546f No.14828230
>>14827289
They ruin everything.
Fucking kids in it, fucking niggers in it, fucking generic art style.
These sick cunts seem to think that children can only enjoy things if there are a bunch of fucking superpowered faggot children in it as the main stars, and that adults are unnecessary.
I would have preferred never to know of this abomination's existence.
Long live the emperor, death to kiddified-niggerfied faggotry.
I played with Warhammer stuff when I was 12-14, I never once thought "hey they should just put a bunch of nigger children in this, but don't give any weapons to the white, blonde male, as he is clearly a school shooter."
I just thought "cool, a bunch of giant dudes with giant weapons, I'll use tactics to win against a bunch of monsters".
The more money is involved, the more a thing plummets towards the lowest abysses of the common-denominator, until everything looks and sounds and smells the same, like shit.
add1be No.14828244
>>14828230
Here's a thought: pretend its Administratium-sanction propaganda for Nobles who aren't expected to actually send their kids off to the Schola. Actually this might explain a whole lot.
858dd2 No.14828245
>>14828215
Again you're simply making shit up to suit your narrative. Just like a leftist. Really makes me think…
7112b1 No.14828247
>>14828220
Then why are you here? Oh, wait, because us evil Nazis actually tolerate cockroaches like you, unlike liberals and leftists.
>>14828225
Dawn of War 1, maybe 2, Space Marine, Armageddon if you liked Panzer General and Battlefleet Gothic. There's a bunch of older games if you really want to bother.
>>14828229
>The aesthetics were always meant to protray space nazis and george lucas is a huge hippie leftist.
Can you not fucking read? I explicitly told you they aesthetics were based off Imperial Germany. Oh, but I forget, you're a tryhard idiot that thinks EU making Palpatine into a human supremacist and shoahing aliens is what Lucas envisioned, despite him repeatedly stating that only the movies are canon in his mind, and never referencing any of that either in the OT or the Prequels.
Please, just kill yourself, you're pathetic.
2917df No.14828250
>>14828225
Id suggest some youtube channels like arch warhammer or vaults of terra for introduction to the setting and its concepts, then you can read a couple of books that you fancy.
>>14828228
>NOT TO THE DEGREE WE DO NOW
Certanly, i am not danying this.
What i am denying is the spergout over the imperium being an ethnostate where all non-whites were killed but now it isnt, because thats straight up fanfiction.
7112b1 No.14828259
>>14828244
Here's the /tg/ cuck.
>Just pretend the shit isn't there, we can make up our own lore, we'll just use the rules!
This is why your hobby has gone to shit in case you were wondering.
fa6913 No.14828260
> all these obvious secondaries sayinng that niggers do exist in the WH40k universe
Kek
add1be No.14828262
>>14828247
>>14828259
Horsehoe theory in action folks. Speaking of horseshoes, I think this ass needs some. Preferably to the head.
d2546f No.14828271
>>14828197
Not just european, Englishmen.
Women were in it in a few places, but exceptions, banshees, that sort of thing. A couple of special clans.
It would make no sense at all to have females as Spacemarines as a spacemarine is supposed to be the toughest thing they can make, genetically altered, tough and capable.
No point starting off with something that has a third of the strength. It would be a waste of resources.
Same applies to negros, why start with an inferior material. Might as well genetically alter orcs and have them mind-controlled by the emperor.
add1be No.14828272
>>14828247
>A tryhard idiot that thinks EU making Palpatine into a human supremacist and shoahing aliens is what Lucas envisioned, despite him repeatedly stating that only the movies are canon in his mind, and never referencing any of that either in the OT or the Prequels.
Please anon, you can only project so hard.
2917df No.14828273
>>14828271
>It would make no sense at all to have females as Spacemarines
Female space marines are still a no-no, even it was a joke in the horus heresy books.
b0c9fa No.14828275
>>14828208
To be fair there have probably always been black people in 40k. Less so in the earlier editions.
40k died to me when they came out with the newcrons. The oldcrons were cool in their own right and I loved how they were depicted in the Dark Apostle book series. They could have done somethign cool with the C'tan but instead they turned them into pokemon… But this recent pandering is just a simptom of their decade long string of bad decisions and them trying to gain a new audience while throwing the previous one under the bus.
858dd2 No.14828281
>>14828271
Malcador actively questions why the Emperor only made male primarchs in the Garro books. Now with the Primaris Marines I wouldn't be surprised if they broke even that piece of lore next.
7112b1 No.14828284
>>14828262
>Horsehoe theory in action folks
Do you expect anyone to take you seriously with this? Are you new here? You do understand we routinely make fun of the horseshoe theory and retards that speak up for it, right?
>I think this ass needs some. Preferably to the head.
Oh my, are we getting a little hot under the collar. Can't take the bantz anymore?
>>14828271
I think the Sororitas were the perfect example of women in the setting done right. They only exist because of a legal loophole, aren't really expected to be frontline troops anyway and need to be equipped with power armor to be remotely effective combatants. Also, fetish nuns.
>>14828272
That's not a rebuttal, imbecile. Point out to me where Lucas draws a clear comparison between the Empire and Nazis.
2917df No.14828286
>>14828281
>Now with the Primaris Marines I wouldn't be surprised if they broke even that piece of lore next.
Nah that still cant happen. since the difference between a primarine and a regular astartes is their growth limitator being disabled and having mechanical shit implanted on them.
7112b1 No.14828292
>>14828286
You really are an idiot, aren't you? GW will pull some more stupid shit out of their ass if they feel like including female marines. I mean, you can't be so monumentally stupid to put anything past that company, right? Right?
858dd2 No.14828296
>>14828286
I know. I meant the fact that under Rowboat they are developing new tech. Fuck I can already imagine the reasoning: "The lost primarchs were women but it didn't work out with them but now Cawl found a way to improve the Emperor's work…"
323277 No.14828299
Will just post ver verself and watch /v/eddit defend this shit.
b0c9fa No.14828301
>>14828271
Its genetically impossible for a female to become a space marine. It probably has to do with all the primarchs being male and their original armies being clones. Or atlest I think they were clones. The point is it has to do with the primarchs and their DNA.
4c36cb No.14828305
>>14828158
That's not children friendly, that's just plain gay friendly at this point
2917df No.14828309
>>14828292
Thats the actual explanation in lore for the primarines, the rules about not being able to make female space marines are still there, im just saying it like it is man.
858dd2 No.14828311
>>14828299
Look who didn't read the thread.
7112b1 No.14828312
>>14828299
> /v/eddit
It's /tg/ cucks thinking they're people. Don't mistake them for /v/irgins, none of them would actually stand up for niggers in their escapism.
add1be No.14828317
>>14828284
>Oh my, are we getting a little hot under the collar. Can't take the bantz anymore?
It's just words anon, you can't hurt anyone with those and nothing will come of them. Much like how you keep saying you're gonna lynch all of da j00s and niggers and spics and that the huwite race will definitely win and go to space.
>>14828284
>That's not a rebuttal, imbecile. Point out to me where Lucas draws a clear comparison between the Empire and Nazis.
Perhaps every single time /pol/ calls the Empire a Military Ethnostate and the best thing ever to happen in that galaxy? Also, STORMTROOPERS.
4db6ff No.14828320
>>14828275
40k went shit after third edition
2917df No.14828323
>>14828301
No the original space marines werent clones, they were recruited from the areas of terra that were least affected by nuclear war (the himalayas, parts of persia and the urals).
The primarchs were test tube babies.
>>14828312
I find it hilarius that youre still this mad about the spergout you had on /tg/ and samefagging an entire thread by yourself.
4d7e99 No.14828330
>>14827339
Every fucking time. I hate you niggers. Read a god damned book.
7112b1 No.14828333
>>14828309
>Thats the actual explanation in lore for the primarines
And GW didn't retcon shit before, right? Wait, what are the squats again? GW will do whatever the fuck they want, and since the company is owned and run by idiots, they'll do idiotic things like having space marines. I guarantee you that when (not if) it happens they'll be part of the Sororitas.
add1be No.14828334
>>14828301
That and when The Emperor tried, he concluded that it would be impossible.
858dd2 No.14828335
>>14828326
>>14828326
No we don't need nigger CP you fucking subhuman.
7112b1 No.14828343
>>14828323
>samefagging an entire thread by yourself
Says Mr. (37). It's sad you have been reduced to raving about conspiracy theories and clutching your pearls while screeching that everyone proving you wrong is my sockpuppet. Absolutely pathetic in fact.
>>14828334
>the lore said so!
>implying GW doesn't change and retcon things all the time
Holy shit, /tg/ should be gassed for being this dumb, if nothing else.
2917df No.14828356
>>14828343
>Says Mr. (37
>i dont know what samefagging is
Talking to people isnt samefagging, replying to yourself and pretending you are different people is.
>while screeching that everyone proving you wrong is my sockpuppet
I havent done such a thing, you know very well what im talking about because even the board admin of /tg/ told you to chill out and stop samefagging.
b0c9fa No.14828382
>>14828343
>/tg/ should be gassed
You seem to have misspelled /co/.
7112b1 No.14828395
>>14828356
>Talking to people isnt samefagging, replying to yourself and pretending you are different people is.
When multiple people call you a faggot it's not part of some intricate conspiracy, it's just because you actually are a centrist faggot defending niggers. Shocking, I know.
>I havent done such a thing, you know very well what im talking about because even the board admin of /tg/ told you to chill out and stop samefagging.
Am I supposed to take your shit seriously? You're throwing baseless accusations at me because someone on /tg/ made you so butthurt you see his shadow everywhere you go. What a sad creature you are, but then cucks always tend to be.
>>14828382
Both, for the same reason really.
94103e No.14828404
This thread is a fucking disaster.
2917df No.14828409
>>14828395
>When multiple people call you a faggot it's not part of some intricate conspiracy, it's just because you actually are a centrist faggot defending niggers. Shocking, I know.
>he completely missed the point
Are you well?
>Am I supposed to take your shit seriously?
Nigger you keep using the same buzzwords and keep venting your asshurt towards /tg/.
261010 No.14828423
>>14828404
One might say it is in Chaos.
b0c9fa No.14828429
>>14828395
/co/ was always shit. Like the whole "/co/ is love" thing.
/tg/ always hated the pandering bullshit like when Magic the Gathering pulled a card because it depicted a woman plainswalker getting hurt by a man. /tg/ never organised a boycott for anything but 80% of what they consume mainly involves the use of your imagenation so its not like they need to buy anything in the first place.
7112b1 No.14828448
>>14828429
>so its not like they need to buy anything in the first place
That's no excuse. Their apathy then translates into my hobby getting pozzed because someone picks the already ravaged IP and makes a game out of it. That's how we get shit like Torment and the Pathfinder game.
Just because they can shove their heads in the sand and pretend the problem isn't there doesn't absolve them of blame, it actually makes them worse cowards.
c0381b No.14828478
>>14827361
Again, how live your Sorcerers of Khorne?
b0c9fa No.14828480
>>14828448
No they bitch about it all the time and have threads about pissing off people in their DnD group who are massive SJWs who keep injecting their politics into the game. But all they can do is play dnd 3.5 edition and have PDF sharing threads. Its not like /tg/ ignores the cancer or isn't aware of it.
2917df No.14828516
>>14828480
This shit is also having a HUGE backlash over social media, 40k fans do not take kindly to sjw pandering and it was shown with the whole feminids shitstorm.
1790f3 No.14828792
What in the fucking warp?
>Galaxy is in total fucking war
>Humanity survives by sacrificing literally BILLIONS of lives a day
>The only remotely cordial xenos species are space elves who manipulate humans to die for them by the millions if it saves one elf or blueberry goatpeople who chemically CASTRATE HUMANS
>The Ruinous powers of Chaos twist and corrupt all you hold dear
>Only way to NOT go chaos is to be a close minded bigot who kills change when it is found
>LGBTWTFBBQ shit would be purged as a slaaneshi cult
>Entire fucking WORLDS BURN TO ASH BECAUSE SHIT GETS THAT BAD
>Diversity quota hires and tolerance would get executions for all for incompetence
>SJW rainbow parades would be brutally beaten by the arbites for inciting dissent and rebellion if not simply shot dead
And thats not even a fraction of the shit that happens in 40k. How in the hell is ANY of this kids show material? About the only thing pro diverstiy I remember from the lore here is that after fucking conquering earth the Big E pulled the mother of all eugenics projects uplifting humans to their full potential and purging shit genes from the species. He literally did a Hitler improving the species as a whole.
21b240 No.14828845
>>14828792
The pozz is reaching catastrophic levels of failure in every industry, especially in the UK.
581443 No.14828894
>>14827289
>anyone play the base game?
it was an absolute fucking train wreck. even if we completely disregard the technical issues vis a vis bugs, insane loading times etc they just made a lot of really confusing design choices. canonically i understand why terminators would have an extremely detailed map of where they're going, but mechanically and thematically it completely ruins a lot of the fun for me when you know exactly which vent or stairwell the enemies are going to come from just kinda dilutes the excitement of turning around and seeing a tide of bugs or whatever.
altogether now that it's mostly fixed it's actually pretty fun but that launch was so unbelievably bad that it left a very bad taste in my mouth at least. i'm pretty pissed that they did the old bait and switch, charged full price for what was essentially a beta, and are now selling it again now that it's actually "worth" buying
621542 No.14829017
>>14827660
>Humanity can't afford to divide itself further when there already so many forces in and outside the Imperium trying to tear it down.
because diversity is our greatest strength, right?
a96b05 No.14829302
This stinks of "creators have kids, want something for their own kids now", and not from any actual market demand, which we know GW doesn't understand. This certainly feels like what a parent wants their kids to be interested in, not what they actually are, which is just regular 40k.
40K is legendary for being popular amongst kids. They like the edge. Who is this supposed to appeal to outside of people who don't understand what kids like?
2917df No.14829315
>>14829302
The thing is you cant have 40k without edge, the universe was built around looking like heavy metal album covers.
None of these kids would survive in 40k, much less against necrons.
6e4079 No.14829331
>>14829302
A friend and I played the first Dawn of War when we were twelve or something, and we instantly thought that the Space Marines were the coolest shit ever. Like shit, what kid wouldn't consider giant fucking robot dudes who look like they've just come back from church shooting Orks and other giant robot dudes who look like they just came back from Hot Topic?
6e4079 No.14829335
What kid wouldn't consider that shit cool as fugg?
was what I meant to say, off to bed now
0016cc No.14829348
>>14827339
They're not niggers they're reverse albinos
a96b05 No.14829352
>>14829315
Pretty much. Amusingly, there's murmurs among some socjus types that they don't like it, since it's basically going to result in even younger kids shouting "heresy" at each other on the playground if it does take off. A lot of nervous glances to each other as to how their gonna tackle babies first authoritarian hellhole. They hadn't come to a conclusion of whether they were trying to subvert it or destroy it, and this has accelerated things.
>>14829331
It's like they've forgotten that the saturday morning formula has a kid tagging along with the real heroes/marketing, not the other way round.
0016cc No.14829366
>>14827482
Actually we know where Slaanesh is now, basically Slaanesh is next door to the setting of an AoS card game spin off
2917df No.14829380
>>14829352
>It's like they've forgotten that the saturday morning formula has a kid tagging along with the real heroes/marketing, not the other way round.
Hell, a cute story about a little kid being saved by space marines or the imperial guard would 100% be ok, or just a kid trying to survive in a battlezone until someone saves him/her, but having the kids have adventures in 40k is retarded.
If this whole thing backfires and kids end up liking the imperium of man on its genociding, authoritarian ways then it will be a sign that god exists and he has a wicked sense of humor.
>>14829366
Do tell me more, i dont really care about AoS to actually research it.
6e4079 No.14829404
>>14829380
>12 episode show about a kid surviving on Cadia
>kid goes through hell and back to survive
>family is killed
>friends are killed one by one
>kid has to kill to survive
>does really fucking bad shit
>it doesn't get any better
>kid is saved by Spess Mahreens right before abbaddon crashes the planet with no survivors
>ends up getting turned into a servitor
Now dats proppa Warhammer.
1b473e No.14829405
>>14828014
>I bet you'd shit your pants if you knew that Fremen in Dune are literally space arabs
I'm imagining this cuck thinking he's such a genius for "figuring this out."
f572b5 No.14829439
>sharing her mum's hatred of weaponry
>HATRED OF WEAPONRY
>IN 40K
Do pacifists actually exist at that point?
Are these people completely unaware of all of the threats against Humanity? Do they expect to talk out their differences with Orks and Chaos? Maybe have a peace-summit with Nurgle and Khorne?
261010 No.14829462
>>14829439
>Do pacifists actually exist at that point?
Maybe on some feral world somewhere or on one of the nicer daemon worlds.
2917df No.14829469
>>14829439
Reminder that in 40k even priests carry weapons around, normally flamthrowers at that.
1b473e No.14829470
>>14829444
Sorry, what? The fact that you think anyone can read Dune and not understand that the Fremen are based on Bedouins is what I was commenting on.
f0d595 No.14829482
>>14827289
>Overcome fear by learning about the universe
…Looks like we got a potential heretic in the making.
f0d595 No.14829485
>>14829439
Oh, pacifists do exists….for about 5 seconds as they get steamrolled by either the Nids, random Ork WAAGH, random Choas Warbands or random Inquisitorial Exterminatus.
f572b5 No.14829492
I think I get it now, re-reading that description of the Niglet.
>Zelia always thinks she knows best
>Zelia believes that the best way to overcome fear is to learn about universe..
Zelia is a perfectionist in pursuit of a hedonistic goal.
She's a disciple of Slaneesh.
ddc7e3 No.14829496
>>14829474
that's not calarts dipshit.
ba88ea No.14829518
>>14829496
The point is it’s shit you fag
3eadec No.14829524
>>14827339
They are white dudes who are burnt you nigger
6c593c No.14829532
>>14829482
>learning about the universe
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
eef0c2 No.14829534
>>14827481
That's no doubt the way it is considering most of the people generally look the same, they no doubt want a unified populace both in beliefs and visuals
ddc7e3 No.14829540
>>14829518
Then call it shit instead of calling it something it isn't, which makes you look like an idiot.
f0d595 No.14829542
>>14829532
See, an open mind leads to…HERESY!
eef0c2 No.14829543
>>14829439
She's depicted as being a young girl because with that mentality she wont live much longer
eef0c2 No.14829546
Holy Emperor how terrifying!
88e6f0 No.14829579
>>14827389
Anon, you're probably too young to remember, but here's a list of grisly, r-rated movies that were converted to children's shows / toys:
>Robocop
>Alien
>Starship Troopers
>Congo
>Toxic Avenger
>Rambo
>Star Wars
40k isn't too far fetched.
a96b05 No.14829598
>>14829579
The internet has changed the game, though. A parent could actually monitor them by only buying them a few toys and a toxic crusaders tape. Now kids look up what they like, and they're gonna instantly get hit with adult fan results. Look at cases like Pokeporn becoming so massive paheal actually elected to change the category it was under because kids kept seeing pikachu orgies as the first results. Hell, looking up warhammer still gets you 1d4chan pages calling GW fat jews and making rape jokes, it's just adults know whether or not that's what they're looking for. And all of this is just the fan side of things, when your main product is incredibly not child friendly, the internet means there wont be and cannot be a split market.
Five bucks a hitpiece gets drafted within a week of release cause some boomer moms kids were looking at pictures of flayed ones.
ddc7e3 No.14829643
>>14829598
Most of those things are just inherent to the internet at all. Any kid could stumble onto porn on the faceberg copy of their choice. And kids could totally go find the grisly counterparts of those things before the internet.
f2c809 No.14829679
>>14827890
>arguing about Cadia as if it's not dead
5799c3 No.14829723
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>>14827289
I told you guys to drop it when Games Workshop took photos with Zoe Quinn, but you didn't listen and insisted that it was still "redpilled for whites". Enjoy your poz. Make your own traditional games because nearly every /tg/ has this issue. Cards of Humanity, Magic The Gathering, etc.
f2c809 No.14829724
>>14828158
I don't care about that. I care that you can't nuance shit for 40K.
f63fa0 No.14829769
Daily reminder Bruva Alfabusa invited a lot of newfags and tertiaries into WH with his channel and now they will start moaning and bitching until it fits what they want. It's gonna get worse gradually.
6b9fba No.14829905
Have people forgotten about the Tallarn Desert Raiders or are all these anons on /v/ just pretending to know shit about 40k while making dumbass claims.
0016cc No.14829939
>>14827759
What the fuck is wrong with "it"
0016cc No.14829944
>>14829905
You mean the group that have either been represented as either Britsh Desert Troups or a Parody of the Taliban
0016cc No.14829955
>>14827852
Not only that but also a Squat
6b9fba No.14829977
>>14829944
The group that literally lives on a desert world and is basically sand niggers mixed with like lawrence of arabia. Basically what I was getting at is people's skin is going to reflect their environment of their planet. Which is why all Valhallans are extremely white since they live underground beneath the ice.
cbd736 No.14830506
>>14828792
I have no problem with more minorities in 40k, as they already exist and have for a long time. The big problem is they're doing it in a way that makes no sense for the setting anywhere, in anyway, and are obviously doing it to push more IRL political garbage into a fantasy world.
8319cc No.14830540
>>14828185
The Emperium is full fascistic and the Eldar are racial supremacists.
dfcd58 No.14830552
>inb4 an oblivious parent buys their child a copy of the book containing the Daemonculaba
Do not look up the Daemonculaba if you don't know what it is, it is better for your sanity that way.
8319cc No.14830563
>>14830506
Man, fuck off. People like you are the reason things go to shit. I can't like anything without an idiot like you chiming in "It's okay to completely add X I'm so tolerant, totally not a racist!" completely changing the setting and fan base.
a6fc29 No.14830576
57fa80 No.14830592
SOY MARINES FROM THE ESTROGEN CHAPTER
261010 No.14830701
>>14830552
>>14829598
Not to mention things like Cherubim and Nephilim.
>>14829315
Video very related.
6b9fba No.14830724
>>14830563
Why don't you fuckoff you nignog. Skin color is going to be varied across the imperium simply because of the range of different worlds and how much sunlight they experience. You aren't going to have a bunch of ghost looking motherfuckers on a desert world.
a96b05 No.14830943
>>14829643
Yes, but companies need to take this into account when marketing. This is a market that consists entirely of "I want to show this to my kids cause I'm a huge nerd already" and ironybuys. They seem to be acting like they can actually pull this off, and that there is a safe, approachable market of eight year olds for warhammer in "current year".
>>14830701
>Not to mention things like Cherubim and Nephilim. People always bring up Dark Eldar and Slaanesh to point at as the hard stuff, but they seem to forget stuff like that. Carving up human bodies into an excuse to not call something a robot is a fundamental part of the Emperium. Like, hey kids, don't you wish your tablet was made from a corpse?
And yeah, I was right. Twitter is slowly grumbling up about how this is "fascist propaganda for kids". So basically I love it now, this is fucking hilarious.
ebf7dc No.14830995
>>14827503
>Salamanders were blacks BEFORE their geneseed mutated.
No, they were not.
Salamanders don't have black facial features, they have white-looking faces.
92104c No.14831053
>>14829302
>want something for their own kids now
Protip: Kids don't want to be kids. Kids want to be cool grown ups.
Any media that introduce little kids to make it relatable to kids is mistaken in what it's core audience wants.
6e5abb No.14831092
>>14830943
>Eldar and Tau defeating racism
Yeah, that makes sense.
The most hubris-filled faction that will gladly sacrifice a billion of any other species to save one of themselves will team up with the faction that is hinted at covertly genociding one race with a weaponized virus and mind-controlling another.
This is your brain on progressive dogma.
8319cc No.14831306
>>14830724
>Race is only skin color
Once again, fuck off. Niggers would be culled much like all the other humans who have minute mutations. Their DNA is the only one to lack Neanderthal admixture.
57fa80 No.14831332
ESTROGEN MARINES FROM THE SOY ANGELS CHAPTER
2b0301 No.14831390
>>14831092
To be fair, the Tau are the only faction that are stupid enough let themsemselves get used like that
8e4672 No.14831408
>>14827289
>Sharing her mum's hatred of weaponry
>In a franchise all about big space guns and wars
64ec5b No.14831424
>>14827289
I'm surprised they didn't say she was the most intelligent being in the universe.
64ec5b No.14831430
>>14831408
Everything is anti guns now
21b240 No.14831471
>>14831408
If the 40k universe had any sort of consistency, that family line would've been wiped out about 10 thousand years ago.
bc3908 No.14831479
>>14830552
How is this that big of a meme? Sure it's disgusting, but when I first read it, I thought, "Yep, that's heresy for you," and moved on.
ddc171 No.14831526
>>14829439
Of course they do. But the correct term is traitors.
Wait a second… This is fucking /v/ and not a motherfucking /tg/. What the fuck is this threat doing here?
1756c5 No.14831528
>>14831430
>moves nigger closer to white titties
0016cc No.14831533
>>14829380
Well the setting in AoS is a bunch of element themed realms based on the old Winds of Magic, Slaanesh is currently trapped between the Light and Shadow realms , next to shadespire which is the setting of their card game spin off m-maybe slaanesh will come back through there
Source: https://www.warhammer-community.com/2018/05/19/19th-may-faction-focus-hosts-of-slaaneshgw-homepage-post-3/
f7ce6a No.14831536
>>14827289
>think this is some fanmade shit
>it's official
Dear god
e0592e No.14831555
>>14831528
>white
Typical tricks
1756c5 No.14831559
>>14831555
Oh, she's Hispanic? That's alright then.
30bdc1 No.14831574
>>14831559
Worse.
She is a jew from the Anglosphere.
9071e7 No.14831577
>>14827503
<hurr when i saw them they are black period
<u r all stupid if you think otherwise
>>>/leftypol/
e47aba No.14831581
>>14827437
dont the vermintide games take place during the end of the world on old Warhammer Fantasy?
64ec5b No.14831585
>Warhammer - The age of white men is over
0016cc No.14831596
e47aba No.14831600
>>14831585
While I don't condone how they are doing it, making the franchise seem kid friendly is a step in the right direction business wise. Much of the consumer base is starting to get older and probably not having kids of their own. SO bring in a new audience when theyre young then slowly introduce them into the the insanity of the franchise
db5d8d No.14831601
>>14827294
The Emperor is a Globalist Atheist borderline Communist who went around killing every unique culture and religion of earth so he could have his atheist larp fest for a few thousand years before dying, blacks most certainly exist in universe, they aren't around in the early edition due to the fact that the game was pretty much a parody of 80's English culture (complete with Thatcher references), and there simply wasn't enough blacks back then to be a foot note.
>>14827759
>tfw that guy was probably some old lad whose been playing 40k since he was like 15
0016cc No.14831607
>>14831601
Well the emperor failed because he didn't love his sons enough, though Nurgle loves you unconditionally Nurgle literally did nthing wrong
42c6aa No.14831610
This is so tiresome. Why is everything I like or enjoy becoming pozzed and ugly?
I should just start writing my own books, or just stick to history and try to forget that I liked anything that was or had anything to do with fiction. YOU CAN'T POZZ MY HISTORY BOOKS WHEN THE FUCKING AUTHORS ARE ALL DEAD
e01a65 No.14831617
>>14831610
> YOU CAN'T POZZ MY HISTORY BOOKS WHEN THE FUCKING AUTHORS ARE ALL DEAD
Anon, I…
d175d0 No.14831618
>>14831610
There's all kinds of thingathey can do. There's nowhere left to run anymore, sooner or later the fight will come. What will you do?
ea3572 No.14831627
>>14831585
Can you imagine a kid with only these books as context searching for warhammer videos on youtube?
It's not going to be G rated at all.
Then again, I was 13 or so when I bought my dark eldar codex.
64ec5b No.14831635
>>14831610
>I should just start writing my own books
Even if you did that and they got popular the comic and book stores would refuse to sell it.
64ec5b No.14831639
>>14831627
I noticed in that pic that none of the kids have a gun either, the blonde kid has a piece of metal.
30bdc1 No.14831655
>>14831635
Is that the Comic "Diversity & Comics" wrote?
7708c6 No.14831658
>>14831581
yeah they do, they are about the end of the world, which eventually happened after valten failed to defeat archaon and now fantasy is replaced by SPESS MAHREENS. Fuck GW.
8c176b No.14831669
>>14831424
>fictional white man is defioned by his ability to construct super advanced technology to the point of magic
>fictional black person is defined by being smarter than a white man
96ec4d No.14831691
c0ee9f No.14831743
>>14830943
It's hilarious that they can't recognize that 40k is supposed to be a parody
>>14829439
It could be pretty feasible depending on where in the Imperium they are, most of the imperium never really suffers from a war or invasion due to isolation or not being a vital region
7708c6 No.14831766
>>14831743
>Pacifist on an isolated world gets invaded by necrons and learns how useful guns can be.
Could be cool.
9f95e2 No.14831823
>>14827549
He wasn't very memorable honestly.
Also his african voice stuck out like a sore thumb among DoW's heroic voices for the space marines. I just don't think niggers fit in wh40k very well, it's a very european-looking artstyle.
64ec5b No.14831827
>>14829439
>Maybe have a peace-summit with Nurgle and Khorne?
never say never
473fc8 No.14831838
>>14831823
He's an Inquisitor, of course he'll be different from spess muhreen
000000 No.14831949
>warhammer 40k is now a literal kiddie book
OH NO NO NO
08a207 No.14831956
>>14831691
Fug, they're gonna reveal that one of the unknown Primarchs was female, aren't they?
984bbc No.14831969
>>14831823
>implying that'll stop them
7b6ea2 No.14831973
000000 No.14831990
>>14829579
>star wars
>grisly and r-rated
OH NO NO NO
000000 No.14832001
>>14831973
legally it was 13+ before
now it's 8-12
49caeb No.14832141
>>14827759
i should feel more disappointment and rage but i can't stop laughing at how far-gone these fuckers are. there's no way that all of them legitimately believe this transgender bullshit, there's just no way.
8b4f36 No.14832172
>>14827289
>https://warhammeradventures.com/warhammer-40000/
>Warhammer Adventures stories are perfect for bookworms aged 8-12 who want to read about heroes, aliens and monsters.
>Sharing her mum’s hatred of weaponry, Zelia believes that the best way to overcome fear is to learn about the universe.
I always knew that one day GW would shit the bed hard and the Warhammer IP would just fall over and die, but man, I never expected something like this
5975d9 No.14832194
Guys…I'm sorry for this but my brain for some reason decided to give me an idea. Imagine 40k, done in the style of the 80's G.I Joe cartoon.
I am very sorry.
45f6c3 No.14832203
>>14827289
>>14827759
Instead of dying by being forgotten, WH40K is going to die infected with SJW aids. It's a fate worse than death.
2da1e7 No.14832204
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>>14832194
40k in the style of this.
sorry for posting blatant jew propoganda but the animation is amazing.
473fc8 No.14832212
>>14832194
I think there's a Space Marine chapter out there based on that.
c0ee9f No.14832523
>>14832172
>one day
They shit the bed nearly every day anon
It's a miracle of monopoly power that they're still alive
6c593c No.14832532
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>>14832194
I mean… It would still contain a ton of action and violence even if actual deaths would be gloosed over.
If you have to make something appeal to kids, there are certainly worse ways of doing it. It would never be allowed in CURRENT YEAR +3 though. Too much testosterone.
8b4f36 No.14832641
>>14832523
I wasn't talking about GW's small but persistent fuckups. I wasn't even talking about their larger bed-shits, like Age of Sigmar, or making Tau and Space Marines into best buddes 5ever.
I'm talking about the Final Shark Jump at the End of the Universe; a megalithic, horrifically incompetent fuckup, driven by complete disregard for the IP and an obvious managerial misunderstanding of both the product they sell and the audience they sell it to. I'm talking about the kind of unbelievable stupidity that would lead them to do something as misguided as making children's books for a universe that includes multi-tiddied interdimensional transsexual sex demons, gigantic creatures made of pure incurable pestilence, planets annihilated in a nuclear holocaust and caught in endless war, and a millennia-undead emperor who survives only by the daily sacrifice of thousands of psychics upon his golden throne. Who the fuck looked at the WH40k franchise and thought "We need to expand this to the 8- to 12-year old demographic?"
721942 No.14832926
>>14831823
Fuck you, sperg. Toth was the perfect amount of ham for that game.
721942 No.14832950
>>14831956
But anon, you forget that stronk wimminz primarch can do no wrong!
Therefore, she couldn't be unknown because that would mean the Emperor killed her, which is not PC enough.
But seriously
>Rowboat Girlyman meme comes full circle
<Robutt Girlyman, trans Primarch
6e4079 No.14833637
Oh shit niggers, Deathwing EE is out.
91249e No.14834361
>>14833637
So is it good now? I wanted to get it but heard enough bad things that I held off.
c32146 No.14834394
>>14834361
I played it for a bit, seemed alright in terms of performance. It feels like one of those games that would be a lot more fun to play with other people though and thats not gonna happen until my broke ass can afford a legit copy.
96ec4d No.14836932
>>14832641
(((Who))) indeed?
Seriously though, the number one thing I would subtly direct people who think this is a fun thing for kids to is daemonculabas.
00daa6 No.14837001
tried enhanced edition last night, it definitely runs better, but the community is small right now and p2p is always fucking terrible no matter the game it's in
7d1157 No.14837335
Okay these guys are new and they are no joke.
8bcff6 No.14840855
>>14831743
Look at this thread. Look at all the posters taking this joke of a setting seriously. How do you expect fucking PROGRESSIVES of all people to do better?