856b8a No.14598635
SOMEBODY CALL THE WAAAAAMBULANCE!!
ANTI PIRACY TRANNIES BTFO
PREPARE THE SALT CANNONS.
https://archive.is/p8uFI
https://archive.fo/74Cfm
https://www.ceddit.com/r/SwitchHaxing/comments/89y5w6/nintendo_switch_master_key_03_leaks/
>Rival groups leaks newer switch master keys, needed to decrypt and extract game data from games launched today and past
>They post three pictures of the tranny trio in Yu-Gi-Oh Cards as light bantz
>one tranny ends up getting doxed instead
<TRANNY FUCKING QUITS THE SCENE ALTOGETHER IN A SPERGY FIT.
If you needed any more proof that trannies are the ultimate lolcow, this is it. GBATemp is freaking out, reddit is freaking the fuck out, hcs64 is surprisingly lukewarm, don't care about cuckchan, but anti piracy sjw fags are tearing the flesh off their face due to the nature of the leak and the sick bantz laid upon the tranny fuckers.
Rejoice brothers, Switch hacks are right around the corner, closer than even the release of the volta even. All with salty tranny tears to top off this delicious, nutritious treat
cd404f No.14598682
I am more amused at this whole video game scene being full of degenerates. First it was speedrunning, now its homebrews.
89dc47 No.14598685
So the tranny is opposed to hacking the switch?
0a3657 No.14598707
Can't wait to pirate cardboard to play Nintendo Labo and play the indie hit Firewatch. Surely, emulating Switch will expand my gaming horizons.
29ca40 No.14598708
So dox trannies and they stop meddling in games? Time to get on this at full tilt guise.
f0c489 No.14598710
Can I get a quick rundown on who these ReSwitched paisanos are?
cd404f No.14598713
>>14598707
Anon, your cuckchan humor is not appreciated.
29ca40 No.14598719
>>14598698
Hope it was the green/purple head who got BTFO
856b8a No.14598736
THIS JUST IN
DISNEY, FUCKING DISNEY, RUINED A TRANNY'S LIFE. Hoho!
http://archive.is/12dxn
>>14598685
You know it broham/
http://archive.is/kN7JR
8d2f2e No.14598746
>GbAtemp is freaking out
I don't know much about them but I thought they were okay?
856b8a No.14598757
>>14598746
http://archive.is/OKzZC
Lots of posts being removed, reporters, mods and other fuckups and suckups are using damage control, here is where the fire starts.
ed6f07 No.14598789
>>14598698
So which one's supposed to be tranny?
c8aa14 No.14598796
You could have cut all of that fluff out and just given us the pertinent information instead of having your own sperg out.
d9faf9 No.14598801
>>14598713
Grow a thicker skin. Some are going to shit on a large company.
5ff974 No.14598804
>>14598789
all of them you fucking t*rnip loving shitlord!
>>14598796
>not even a paragraph
>all fluff
Either low IQ or a phone poster.
856b8a No.14598809
>>14598796
My bad mang, drama like this just makes me HIGH ENERGY. It was a positive sperg out nonetheless.
8ba37c No.14598824
I don't get it. Who are these trannies and why would a pirate group dox them?
60dc25 No.14598829
>>14598746
They are normalfags, so naturally they are comprised of reddit. For the most part that isn't bad, but you get the "piracy is evil" faggots, at least from what I have seen.
cab2ce No.14598831
>>14598824
This, explain these literal whos
0fa915 No.14598834
>>14598824
/r/ing explanation at why these are lolcows
326c1b No.14598844
df10b5 No.14598858
>>14598635
>TRANNY FUCKING QUITS THE SCENE ALTOGETHER IN A SPERGY FIT
This is giving me libreboot flashbacks.
856b8a No.14598894
>>14598824
THIS JUST IN
http://archive.is/cOJ60
SOMEONE ELSE DID THE DOXXING, MASTER KEY FILES STILL REAL. It just get more confusing.
cab2ce No.14598905
>some shit about master keys
>no one posts them.
e87f26 No.14598907
>>14598698
Is that a fisheye lens or does he normally look like a fucking knife ear?
8ba37c No.14598935
>>14598894
Okay, cool. But i'm still curious, why I should care about these trannies getting doxxed though. Are they just some random literal whos?
786300 No.14598997
>>14598935
People working on switch homebrew. Literally radzui tier. Radzui is a bro tho.
856b8a No.14599003
>>14598935
They already hacked the Switch, just refused to release the files.
8ba37c No.14599038
>>14598997
>>14599003
Ah, I see now. Thank you for the context.
7fab52 No.14599089
>>14598824
>>14598894
>>14598935
Taking a shot in the dark, the console hacking scene is roughly split into those who support piracy and usually hide their identities, and those who are public with their identities and either genuinely moralfag against it or use that as an excuse to do their research publicly so they can use it on their resumes. Especially after the geohot case, the public ones always withhold any information that could be used pirate games, much to the chagrin of pirates.
It would be unsurprising if the moralfags attracted SJW trannies in recent years, what with the concentration of autistic commies in tech, so it looks like one of the pirate groups got tired of dealing with some of the transfats and decided to dox them while releasing the keys that they refused to.
9622da No.14599090
>>14598935
>>14599003
>>14599038
Specifically, the files necessary for piracy.
ed6f07 No.14599130
>>14599089
I would imagine most of the piracy/demo scene are shills who are only there for corporate espionage.
8c6278 No.14599146
>>14598905
>cropped an image of a nun
for what purpose?!
168c8a No.14599170
>>14598905
more interesting than le sjw ownage of autistic trannies. It's actually really exciting learning about how the switch security works and how the game cards appear to work in generations.
38cb3f No.14599201
File: a35524abe33c45d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 98.16 KB, 748x1024, 187:256, 87f6e26666c6f0477ebc5337da….jpg)
>>14599176
>cuckchan filename
786300 No.14599236
>>14599130
>only there for corporate espionage.
Wouldn't be surprised to see if states got in on it too eventually, given how huge video games have become economically. Part of the reason why you're beginning to see English translations made in Asia is so they can keep the money at home.
9ae90b No.14599237
e87f26 No.14599250
>>14599201
>141*
>cuckchan filename
856b8a No.14599452
beb1c6 No.14599463
Speaking of nintendo piracy,how far along is the wii u emulation wise? Last time i tried it was pretty slow,and i have good specs.
786300 No.14599476
>>14599463
Keeps getting fucked over because the CEMU team keeps trying to optimize to the biggest game out. Previously it used to run XBX well, but now it's optimized for BOTW and can't play anything else decently.
beb1c6 No.14599483
>>14599476
That's a shame,i was hoping to play some splat finally
dce58b No.14599579
>>14599476
>CEMU
>Proprietary emulators
856b8a No.14599592
FIRST GAME GOT DUMPED
And it's– yooka layee.
God damn it.
http://archive.is/cOJ60
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Û²Û Û Proudly Presents: Û Û²Û
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ÛÛÛ ÛÛ Release Notes: ÛÛ ÛÛÛ
ÛÛÛ ÛÛ Time for a eShop Switch release ÛÛ ÛÛÛ
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Û²Û ÛÛ Do not let the nastiness of the few dull the praise of the many ÛÛ Û²Û
ÛÛÛ ÛÛ Kate, Schala and Hedge, though we have different goals we still ÛÛ ÛÛÛ
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beb1c6 No.14599608
>>14599592
So how do people who have a switch use this?
856b8a No.14599611
>>14599608
No CFW yet, so they cannot.
f50077 No.14599617
>>14599592
>Proudly Presents: Yooka-Laylee
beb1c6 No.14599620
>>14599611
This seems like buying ammo before you have a gun then.
856b8a No.14599622
>>14599620
Shitty bullets too
786300 No.14599634
>>14599579
If that makes you mad, wait until you find out about the paid Switch hacks.
856b8a No.14599647
>>14599634
Team XeCutor ones?
342db2 No.14599678
>>14599201
She should probably take something for that.
856b8a No.14599696
>>14599678
This should work
856b8a No.14599801
http://archive.is/E4g6H
Update: ✡(((Tranny)))✡ says he won't leave the scene, except, he's leaving the scene.
Do we really need him still? Who knows, expect more drama
a7229e No.14600736
>>14599003
>They already hacked the Switch, just refused to release the files.
>>14599089
>the public ones always withhold any information that could be used pirate games
These tards have always made the homebrew scene irredeemably cucked.
>>14599592
>releasing their work for all to enjoy
Which they didn't. They withheld necessary information for piracy and yet a fucking pirate group (BigBlueBox) are still cucked enough to play white knight for them.
Why must we be forced to coexist with pathetic, brainwashed, little leftist cuck slaves who censor themselves, walk on eggshells, and treat mentally ill degenerates like sacred cows? Their unnatural, programmed, NPC-like behavior makes one long for the days when commies were publicly slaughtered in gruesome ways.
f46089 No.14600777
>>14598710
for a moment i thought that was a retarded younger David Gillmore
992229 No.14603798
>>14600736
Because people aren't killing them yet.
When everybody starts killing leftists and faggot abominations on sight, nobody will be able to stop it. and then, everything can improve after they are all killed.
But without the slaughter, nothing will change for the better.
856b8a No.14603829
>>14600736
>Which they didn't.
You are correct. I was hoping they'd release not only the keys, but the exploit itself, regardless, hacks are coming faster than they were before. The longer they take with it, the better, if the Switch can be cracked wide open within 2 years, that would be okay with me, to the point that even the new revision gets broken.
dbcaf2 No.14603925
>HedgeBerg is colored as an effect monster.
>It has just fluff written on the description instead of the card effect.
856b8a No.14605013
>>14603925
The Yu-Gi-Oh cards will help you right out.
856b8a No.14605131
>>14605057
Why are you TORposting?
d3b02e No.14605219
>>14598635
did the tranny actually contribute anything substantial or were they just "researching"
fb49d3 No.14605223
>>14605057
I clicked it, am I gonna get v&?
beb1c6 No.14605225
>>14605223
Yes,but only if that's cropped porn
367785 No.14608069
>>14598736
Fucking hell I heard Goofy's fucking voice in my head saying that.
51f0d8 No.14609284
>>14598698
Watch the fuck out anon, people currently have a bounty on removing these images from the face of the Internet. I recommend a /cow/ thread being made.
b8216c No.14609289
>>14605223
its a https link
38d04f No.14609303
>>14609284
>people currently have a bounty on removing these images from the face of the Internet.
Are faggots really that retarded? I mean intentionally wanting poopdick is pretty retarded in and of itself… but wanting poopdick AND thinking you can delete stuff off the interwebs?
856b8a No.14609337
>>14609303
They did manage to get the images out of Jewgle, pastebin and archive.is if I recall correctly, they might DMCA it, who knows.
dadaec No.14609353
>>14609337
As long as one anon has those images at least that will cause eternal asshurt.
df10b5 No.14609388
>>14609337
The left STILL has no idea what the Streisand Effect is? …I guess it shouldn't surprise me.
1486a0 No.14609811
>>14609337
>and archive.is
PROOF!?
856b8a No.14609867
PSA: Hacking development is really greasing up, here is another test by ShinyQuagsire, nothing revolutionary, but progress is progress, behold, U-Boot!
http://www.maxconsole.com/threads/wip-nvidia-tegra-u-boot-on-nintendo-switch-by-shinyquagsire.46754/
; NINTENDO SWITCH KEY LIST
; ========================
; By ub3r1337 on 201804.06
; Obtainable with TrustZone code execution
; All the other keys are derived with this one
; Which gets updated with each major new firmware
;
; SHA256(master_key_00) = 0EE359BE3C864BB0782E1D70A718A0342C551EED28C369754F9C4F691BECF7CA
; SHA256(master_key_01) = 4FE707B7E4ABDAF727C894AAF13B1351BFE2AC90D875F73B2E20FA94B9CC661E
; SHA256(master_key_02) = 79277C0237A2252EC3DFAC1F7C359C2B3D121E9DB15BB9AB4C2B4408D2F3AE09
; SHA256(master_key_03) = 4F36C565D13325F65EE134073C6A578FFCB0008E02D69400836844EAB7432754
; SHA256(master_key_04) = -> (unknown still missing as of 201804.06 / for v5.0.x games) <-
;
master_key_00 = c2caaff089b9aed55694876055271c7d
master_key_01 = 54e1b8e999c2fd16cd07b66109acaaa6
master_key_02 = 4f6b10d33072af2f250562bff06b6da3
master_key_03 = 84e04ec20b9373818c540829cf147f3d
; Obtainable with Package1LDR code execution
; Allows decrypting (package1)
; Which contains the bootloader, warmboot.bin and TrustZone
;
; SHA256(package1_key_00) = 4543CD1B7CAD7EE0466A3DE2086A0EF923805DCEA6C741541CDDB14F54F97B40
; SHA256(package1_key_01) = 4A11DA019D26470C9B805F1721364830DC0096DD66EAC453B0D14455E5AF5CF8
; SHA256(package1_key_02) = CCA867360B3318246FBF0B8A86473176ED486DFE229772B941A02E84D50A3155
; SHA256(package1_key_03) = E65C383CDF526DFFAA77682868EBFA9535EE60D8075C961BBC1EDE5FBF7E3C5F
;
package1_key_00 = f4eca1685c1e4df77f19db7b44a985ca
package1_key_01 = c2caaff089b9aed55694876055271c7d
package1_key_02 = (missing)
package1_key_03 = c32009c8cb268ed053052c9237dfd8bc
http://www.maxconsole.com/threads/maxconsole-underground-skull-crossbones-nintendo-switch-package.46753/
>>14609811
No clue, this thread is still archived in the site, but I checked the maxconsoles archive to see if they really mean business
https://archive.fo/74Cfm
They didn't, at least not yet. Only Jewgle and Reverse Search sites it seems.
d03a87 No.14609890
>>14609388
They're too used to being able to control the message with their talmudvision. Can't control the internet though, probably freaking them out daily.
53aa01 No.14609904
>>14598757
i believe since the law passed that site owners are responsible for users content they are on a much more strict regimen. Could be wrong, but it seems that changed the air of posts.
3bd6ce No.14609905
I have no idea who these people are, can I pirate games yet? What firmware/OS version is the one you need for piracy?
7cb72e No.14609912
>>14609905
Master keys are only to decrypt the dumps that the scene group has been putting up. CFW comes out this summer for all versions, but a new hardware revision of the switch is coming out sometime that will patch the bootrom exploit. It's better to be on v 1.0.0-4.1.0 but if you updated it should be okay, just will come down the pipeline slower.
26e2c8 No.14610004
>>14598635
How would a cardboard work in an emulator?
856b8a No.14610951
>>14610004
Buy Joycons goy
d35c25 No.14611010
So wait, what do the trannies have to do with all of this?
08b87e No.14611800
>>14611010
Nothing. The fact they're trans is really all internet crusaders need to attack people over even if they aren't really doing anything wrong.
1486a0 No.14611836
>>14611800
The fact that they're trannies is merely one part of their pretentious personalities. What they're primarily "doing wrong" is engaging in something that is blatantly connected to piracy, and then trying to pretend they still have the moral highground by being obstructive about actually using it. These kinds of people are a blight on the entire cracking scene.
If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
429889 No.14611857
>>14611848
He's completely right, anon.
99c857 No.14611868
>>14611800
>Aren't doing anything wrong
The fact that we know that they are tranny fucks is enough to know they can't just hack the Switch and shut the fuck up about themselves.
38d04f No.14611873
>>14611800
implying being a tranny isn't doing something wrong
786300 No.14611882
>>14611868
Further, isn't that poor legal strategy? If I was doing something that could theoretically get me sued (even if it is legally baseless), I'd try to stay as anonymous as possible.
38d04f No.14611895
>>14611882
some faggots actually enjoy being sacrificial lambs
5e16b8 No.14611916
>>14611010
They're all from the ReSwitched team, and 1 of them, ktemkin, found the bootrom exploit.
ReSwitched is one of the 5 teams working on cracking the switch. ReSwitched and SwitchBrew are the same cabal of faggots from the 3DS scene and tip their white fedoras at people when they refuse to release hacks. They were fucking worried about cars being hijacked form this bootrom failure and didn't want to release the hack, but they know full that these cars aren't going to be hacked, they just want to sit in the attention for a bit longer.
So aside from those fags, there's Fail0verflow, who don't release anyways and don't seem to sit on either side of this debate.
Finally, there's BigBlueBox and Team Xecuter. BBB releases dumps of the games and Xecuter make mod chips and claim to have a big one coming out that will enable full piracy on any Switch.
Ktemkin and tranny friends bullied the piracy devs, so someone made these images and dumped the closely guarded key, which led to insane autistic shrieking.
>>14611882
Attentionwhoring. They can use their status to virtue signal and spread their shitty face across the internet and screech "LOOK HOW GREAT TRANS PEOPLE ARE!!!". They will use any fucking segue to proclaim how brilliant and talented they are, and despite crying over this for being called out as trannies, are quite happy to tell everyone else that they are. Apparently it's different if someone else says it.
d544c3 No.14611987
>>14611916
Fucking hell, not a single scene isn't cancerous any longer.
1486a0 No.14612009
>>14611916
Weren't Fail0verflow the dudes who kept to a truce with Sony over PS3 homebrew as long as OtherOS existed, but when Sony axed OtherOS, instantaneously raped the PS3 wide open for the /scurv/ scene?
5e16b8 No.14612031
>>14612009
I don't know if they had a truce with Sony, but they did completely rape it open. Sony has offered money to devs to not release things in the past, so it's not out of the question.
Makes me wonder why Nintendo don't do the same. They could easily give each scene cracker $1000 a year to fuck off and not release shit and the main cabal of 3DS, Wii U and Switch crackers would say yes and demand it be a symbolic $1.
Some of the crackers, like SciresM, however, don't care for that shit and would just crack it wider open to belittle the devs that cucked out, though it would take longer and Nintendo wouldn't get as much piracy on their systems.
5e16b8 No.14612037
>>14612031
Actually, on the topic of SciresM:
>doesn't slap his face and name all over the place
>releases all of his shit
>acknowledges and mildly supports piracy
<isn't a tranny
Surely a coincidence.
f3b86b No.14612059
>>14612037
It's almost like ravaging your endocrine system with lots of hormones and inverting your dick to form a permanently festering wound is somehow a sihn of mental instability.
5e16b8 No.14612065
>>14612059
Don't be a bigot now, Anon. There's nothing wrong with wanting to mutilate your genitals.
Wanting to sever your limbs, however, is dangerous and needs correcting.
:^)
c02369 No.14612112
>>14599169
But she's not a nun. Still hot, yes I said it.
Pls no bully.
1486a0 No.14612119
>>14612031
I think there was just a general truce between the entire homebrew scene and Sony, both because of what a concession OtherOS represented on Sony's part (no GPU access, but everything aside from that, on gamedev-subsidized loss-leader hardware), and guilt on homebrewers' part from piracy absolutely murdering the PSP (which was also probably what persuaded Sony to try OtherOS on PS3).
Sony turning around and killing OtherOS for basically no good reason, however, sent all that goodwill straight down the drain overnight.
786300 No.14612290
>>14611987
Vita scene is still pretty good, despite it being reddit/dickcord focused.
9ae90b No.14612310
>>14612260
Good, otherwise you're gonna have to use the other pic when you find out.
987df7 No.14612321
>>14612290
Don't forget trying their best to run Quake and Doom games, which is neat.
ccd699 No.14612328
>>14611836
It would be great if this crushed their fragile egos and pushed them into suicide, but even I know we're not that lucky.
786300 No.14612334
>>14612078
This, you don't see any of this shit in the local boxing scene.
786300 No.14612336
>>14612328
>pushed them into suicide
Anon they're trannies. A slightly cold day will push them to suicide.
08b87e No.14612662
>>14611836
Step out of your hugbox every once and a while. You might learn something about the world you retarded faggot. Not everyone wants to immediately skip to piracy with homebrew. Some people do it just to prove they can get something running. Take most doom ports for example.
>hurr durr I know nothing about a topic therefore that must be the extent of it, fuckin trannies!
856b8a No.14612691
>>14612662
>Hugbox
This is a HURTbox nigga, get it right. Honestly, after they get it running, they just felate themselves for attention. Take that one faggot who made Vitamin for the Vita, his project got leaked and he lost his fucking shit.
08b87e No.14612697
>>14612691
Nah, this is still a hugbox. The way this place spergs out over any opinion that differs from their's cements that. Don't kid yourself.
856b8a No.14612711
>>14612697
Honestly, I'll agree with you. I've had one person sage some of my threads in the first post, then the rest followed suit. Thankfully this isn't one of those situations, but regardless, the problem is there sometimes.
a7d01c No.14612727
>>14612697
>>14612711
>consensus=hugbox
I bet you made a Fallout 4 thread and it got sagebombed.
ccd699 No.14612729
>>14612697
/leftypol/ has shit opinions. Not our fault everything coming out of their mouths is idiocy.
cff939 No.14612786
>>14612729
I don't like to argue about politics a lot and I also think /pol/ spouts a lot of bullshit, but the kind of things you hear from internet communists is insane. The basic lack of any economic knowledge you find in virtually all communist communities is really worrying. Trying to kindly and non-hostilely explain how a fully communist nation isn't sustainable without being highly authoritarian and inhumane will grant you several replies claiming you're working for the bourgeois and a swift ban.
ac44ab No.14612790
why no one leaked the Intel management engine master key yet?
I want a TempleBIOS
856b8a No.14612818
>>14612727
They can be synonymous, tumblr has a consensus, reddit has a consensus, neogaf has a consensus. See how that works nigger faggot? Nice sage by the way, would be a shame if something happened to bump against it.
>>14612786
Deluded faggots will always be deluded, they don't even take care of their bodies well, what makes any of us think they can run a fucking communistic nation, or a stateless classless "utopia"?
08b87e No.14612830
>>14612786
Both are awful, /pol/tards just scream shill and /leftypol/tards just scream bourgeois. I will definitely say some of the communist ideas I've heard are fucking nuts. Communism is a fucking retarded ideology, it has some good ideas, like how the working class absolutely should have guns, but then you get these new communist ideas from neo-communists who want to change a lot of the fundamental ideas to it, so you have a bad idea with much worse ones added to it. I remember someone told me that anarcho communism where everything is free, and if you wanna survive, you have to work would totally work for America, except for the part with the disabled not being able to work, since their survival hinged entirely upon the good will of communists. She was super passive aggressive about it so I can already imagine how that works out.
tl;dr both sides of /pol/ sucks but while the people of /pol/ are huge faggots, the ideas of /leftypol/ are much worse than /pol/
f9800a No.14612845
>>14598635
>Re'Switched Team Member Hedgeberg Gets Doxed
>nothing in those links has any information about their identity, address, workplace, bloodtype, medical records, etc.
Remember when "doxing" actually meant posting personal information online that isn't just stuff you could find in the white pages and maybe a picture of a person?
08b87e No.14612892
>>14612845
We're talking about a culture war newfag here, of course he's not going to get anything right.
856b8a No.14612904
>>14612892
Ah, I can see why anons don't want you here; It's not them who are the problem, it's you.
a99db0 No.14612954
>>14612830
It also helps that /pol/ is right.
27024c No.14612955
08b87e No.14612961
>>14612954
right wing yes, but not actually correct
a99db0 No.14613059
>>14612961
Right as in correct, yes.
8c3e59 No.14613106
>>14599452
Hey someone in the thread whose not a retard
856b8a No.14613121
>>14613106
Newest keys are here, if you have your hands on Kirby, please rip the music. It isn't in the Josh archive yet. http://switch.joshw.info/k/
>>14609867
707b08 No.14613280
>>14613059
Correct in basic fundamental facts occasionally but current year /pol/ is full of retards who allow degenerates to run their board.
1486a0 No.14615229
>>14612662
Then, I dunno, maybe fuck off from console homebrew, and go hack on something that isn't packed to the gills with pirates? There's plenty of other hobbyist IT stuff to choose from, like open sores projects, fixing up old PC games, the demoscene, pro bono consulting for charities, etc.
But then, or course, none of those give out e-peen like console hacking, where you can both waggle your crackshomebrew titillatingly at the masses of unwashed pirate leechers, and lord over honest crack crews with your moralfaggotry. Heck, if you're a MAAAJOR preening faggot, you can combine your gayness with the vortex of poz that is the scalperretro hardware community, putting DRM into you "homebrew" to produce the ultimate in narcissistic egotism!
>>14612786
Just ignore the loonies, and remember the mods are fags. /leftypol/ is somewhat like a microcosm of /pol/, consisting of roughly the same breakdown:
Stormniggers/maotists: Originally an ironic front to repel normalfags and force newfags to lurk, after enough rounds of "DarkShikari's Law", a small number of genuine lunatics have appeared. They are, invariably, the admin, mods, and their sycophants, also by far the loudest group on the board thanks to their mysterious immunity to hotpockets.
CivNats/AnSyns: The bulk of the board's actual regular population, the center of gravity for its ideology, the most sane, and the source of most OC. They are reviled as Zionist cucks/imperialists by the former group.
Normalfags: Reviled by both groups, usually driven out quickly, except during rapefugee waves from Reddit/Youtube/Twitter/Facebook.
08b87e No.14617094
>>14615229
>there is more to scenes than just piracy
>Maybe fuck off from console homebrew and go hack on something that isn't pack to the gills with pirates?
No thanks. Along with being able to pirate games, I like homebrew ports of other games, like Doom and Quake on my devices. It's nice to have everything on one device when I go out.
Keep crying, maybe someone will care.
856b8a No.14617121
>>14617094
Nigger, more people care about it than those who don't. Why are you so disillusioned, to the point that you have to try and warp shit to meet your whims? Stop doing that.
6deba7 No.14617180
>>14615229
>CivNats/AnSyns: The bulk of the board
>source: my ass
When you're not too busy talking about some based nigger its shit like this.
c6b406 No.14617209
>yet another nintendo related thread devolving into tranny apology and shit flinging for the sake of it
856b8a No.14617214
>>14617209
Speaking of trannies, Melania looks a hell of a lot like one.
ac44ab No.14617224
Does the Switch even have any gayms worth pirating?
ef8296 No.14617243
>>14617224
>worth playing
do Pokken, Mario Odyssey and Kirby Star Allies clear that bar?
I'll definitely get Kirby once we got cfw.
e1d256 No.14617309
>>14613280
This. I wouldn't be surprised if /pol/ becomes tumblr 2.0 in about a year thanks to reddit and cuckchan having their way with it.
c0ae9a No.14617396
>>14617224
Not since Puyo Tetris and Super Bomberman R got PC ports, no.
1486a0 No.14617437
>>14617094
Step #1 of homebrew is "break the DCMA and violate the console's EULA", getting homebrew to run on consoles is equal in both technical terms and the platform owner's eyes to piracy.
Not to mention the fact that console hardware has been just gimped PCs/cellphones for an entire generation, raising the question of what possible motivation anyone could have for hacking consoles still, aside from punching holes in their security.
Compare this with the sorts of things I ticked off, using platforms that exist for reasons other than locking exclusives behind substandard loss-leader hardware and bilking devs for access. And, as such, which aren't intrinsically linked at the hip to piracy.
Speaking of which:
>I like homebrew ports of other games, like Doom and Quake on my devices.
Ooh, you naughty boy, playing source ports of games you already own, for free!? Don't you know you're supposed to shell out cuckpoints to buy yet another copy wrapped inside an incompetent port off the eShop? What subversive transgression could be next, using free emulators to play games you already own with ROMs downloaded off the Internet, instead of buying an overpriced ARM SBC with them preloaded!!
a3a659 No.14624350
>>14598682
Even /v/ is full of faggots.
856b8a No.14625222
c86d57 No.14626200
>>14625222
t. never seen a Steam friends thread
52c198 No.14630223
>>14626200
Steam threads get nuked by anons for being shit all the time, the hell are you on about?
47d7b9 No.14630959
>>14599201
<Immigration from Mexico will enrich our culture, they said
684a6b No.14641046
>>14630959
Well it certainly improved the food.
be082d No.14641851
>>14641046
Right? Human flesh is delicious!
7fc387 No.14646062
>>14641851
Honestly white people food is terrible.
1486a0 No.14646117
>>14646062
Gods-tier:
>france
>italy
>greece
>belgium
Good-tier:
>austria
>finland
>sweden
>spain
>norway
>portugal
Oshitniggawhatareyoudoing-tier:
>ireland
>scotland
>england
>wales
>everything else on the british isles or anywhere in its former commonwealth
8142d2 No.14649141
798592 No.14653340
>>14598707
Fuck off back to neofag.
cc157a No.14653353
>>14646117
I also subsist on a diet of slugs, rotten cow ejaculate, and bread. Good taste, my man
fdefc2 No.14658536
684a6b No.14663633
cc94fa No.14664670
>>14609904
Over CP you fucking retard.
22660e No.14664807
>>14617224
Odyssey was the best Mario since 64 and would be worth a pirate. Other than that, I just play Disgaea on it and let it collect dust and scratches.
559026 No.14666887
>>14664807
>Odyssey was the best Mario since 64
Did you get lost on your way to reddit?
ef8296 No.14666901
>>14666887
What was the best Mario since 64?
inb4 64 DS
559026 No.14666911
>>14666901
Galaxy. It's better than 64 in almost every way.
00657b No.14666922
I don't get it. Also, wasn't the switch pirated like 6 months ago?
ef8296 No.14666932
>>14666922
nah, i think the vulnerability was found that time ago (which isn't patchable because it's related to the graphics chip the switch uses)
a6b910 No.14666952
>>14666911
>waggleshit
nah, but if the Galaxies ever get a port with a proper control scheme they might be great.
00657b No.14666957
>>14666911
No it isn't. Galaxy is linear to almost a fucking fault. Mario 64 could have been done in any way you like from any start you wanted with a few exception. And honestly, that's a problem that comes from Sunshine where specific stars changed the level design and it gor worse by Galaxy 1 and was unbearable in Galaxy 2. I haven't tried Odyssey, but if Nintendo didn't change the scri`ted scenario by collectible, then 64 still is the best.
>>14666932
Yeah, that must be it. I'm still waiting to buy a Switch once it get CFW or something similar. Other than that, I'm considering buying a Wii U.
>>14666952
You can assign the waggle to a button on emulators. It shouldn't be that hard.
95c579 No.14667295
>>14599169
mother of god, who is this saucy broad
684a6b No.14673038
>>14666911
>Galaxy. It's better than 64 in almost every way.
What the fuck sort of opinion is this?
>>14666922
Not yet.
551c8c No.14673107
>>14599201
What's with Mexicans and their skinning torture shit?
f9daea No.14673140
>>14673107
its a great way to bring fear to the locals of being afraid of having your fucking flesh taken off. like the middle eastern with beheading and the Africans with using heavy blunt objects
e0b91f No.14679592
>>14599201
141 is from before the switch you dummie
684a6b No.14689377
>>14673107
It's cultural from aztec stuff.
51516c No.14689588
>>14646062
>he doesn't like salami, jarlsberg, marzipan, absinthe, or gorgonzola
Get the fuck out and take your beans and dip with you.
c96973 No.14689599
>>14689588
>MAGA hat
>clear German outfit
f0e878 No.14689604
>>14689599
Hey now, leave nu/pol/ alone. It's not nice to make fun of the retarded.
51516c No.14689605
>>14689599
There are Oktoberfests all around the world you shut-in.
c96973 No.14689640
>>14689605
nice excuse gaylord
51516c No.14689646
3a2287 No.14689656
>>14599169
She's really hot but has that classic Russian weirdness that is a huge turn off.
43d235 No.14689684
>>14599089
Fucking commie moralfags, pirates are the ones truly for freedom. I love how these commie fucks complain about corporations fucking them yet still don't support piracy just to see like they are on the side of justice and "freedom of ideas/creativity". Fuck off with that shit. If you produce something good, you will be recognized for it and people will buy your product. That's a true free market.
d988bf No.14689886
>>14689588
>take your beans and dip with you.
<has to use two foods from the Mediterranean that are used worldwide, Nordic cheese, Swiss firewater, and Italian cheese
Pics related are just from different states within a country lol
>Get the fuck out
>nu/pol/ doesnt know US History
Hey nu/pol/ did you know Louisiana was named after King Louis The Fourteenth ??
51516c No.14689891
>>14689886
>waaah spices on bread is the pinnacle of culture you internet nazi!
>if i say lol it means i'm not mad
bfc752 No.14689895
>>14689886
>>14689604
>>14646062
Hello leftypol, next time one of yours is assblasted and you go crying into your diskcord to cry for help so people come to defend you on the thread, at least do it less obvious.
d988bf No.14689904
>>14689891
>spices on a bread
what bread did i post, you fashy goy?
bfc752 No.14689908
>>14689886
>Calls other people dumbasses
>Uses image of oaxaca cheese as something original from a country
Jesus christ, at least google first:
The string cheese process, originally from Italy, which is used to produce mozzarella, was brought to Mexico by the Dominican monks that settled in Oaxaca.
Keep on truckin' leftypol
51516c No.14689913
>>14689904
Maybe I'm making fun of mexican doritos food by using hyperbole, you sperg.
f1ac13 No.14689918
>>14598736
Did some mad bastard unfreeze Uncle Walt?
d988bf No.14689932
>>14689908
>nu/pol/ uses slippery slope argument
Ice cream originated from China, does that mean Gelatos are chinese?
>at least google first
<using botnet to search some simple shit
>>>/out/
>>14689913
>mexican doritos food
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿?????????
Doritos were made in Disneyland, you retard
51516c No.14689942
>>14689932
>um akshually
You autistic son of a bitch.
d988bf No.14689955
>>14689942
Whats the problem nu/pol/?
bfc752 No.14689960
>>14689932
>Everybody that disagrees with me is nupol
I don't give a fuck about your fucking quarrel and the need to attention whore about politics all the fucking time on unrelated threads.
I disagree with you because you are so blinded by faggotry and strawmaning that hard just because you can't accept you're wrong that it gives cancer.
Also, mother of god, that ice cream comparison is equally painful.
Stay on your board already.
99832c No.14690002
>Read entire thread
<Still don't know what is going on
Please help me, I'm an idiot.
>>14612845
So…
It's fucking nothing?
>>14617224
>Does the Switch even have any gayms worth pirating?
Xenoblade 2. That's really it.
52e181 No.14690046
bfc752 No.14690190
>>14690046
>first three lines of the post aren't meme spacing
>the rest of my posts also have instances where there isn't any meme spacing
lurk moar faggot
856b8a No.14690272
>>14690002
Nothing actually happened, face got revealed and it seems that means "Dox" nowadays, my dumbass thought the deformity's entire personal information arsenal was revealed to the world.
856b8a No.14690283
>>14690002
Nothing happened in terms of drama I mean, trannies being trannies, in terms of piracy, we are getting very close, 4 weeks tops.
e53094 No.14690289
>>14598685
Yes, because the common gamer is an entitled shitlord and no tranny "game" developer should have to suffer the soggy knees that is piracy. After all, creating garbage is hard work.
b8fc59 No.14690311
>>14690190
>>14690046
Two Cuckchans arguing with each other that don't know /v/ censors re_dd_it.
684a6b No.14695152
>>14690311
Newfags are everywhere.