/v/ - Video Games

He could have just been Big Boss, or a new character with a new look, but Kojimbo had to indulge in his shit writing skills.

>>14586526

And also every other subsequent title, or hell every Metal Gear title on this planet except Rising.

>>14586621

They can just retcon it. I dearly wish someone would make a proper game out of MGSV without the convoluted, moronic plot and the preachy narrative, one where I could gun down those disgusting little niglets and go negro hunting in the jungle.

>>14586625

All I want out of MGSV is the removal of the unskippable helicopter rides before each mission and each time you deploy

>>14586633

And I want the mecha tank, the Russian portion of the game, a plot that isn't shit, the base actually having some content to it, a harem ala Beauty and the Beast squad, half the missions not being recycled from previous ones, a meaningful way to use your troops while on missions, control of your troops while they are on mission, the ability to actually drive that fucking helicopter, the ability to deploy the Metal Gear, no nigger troops…

>>14586633

>>14586625

PC Mods can fix this

>>14586625

A mod to kill the niglets came out less than a week after PC release.

>>14586698

Where?

>>14586707

https://www.nexusmods.com/metalgearsolidvtpp/mods/221

>>14587195

I always play as Flaming Buffalo TBH. I like how her asthma kicks in when she makes more than two steps.

>>14586526

>>>/tv/

>>14586625

>I could gun down those disgusting little niglets

you monster.

>>14587195

>Gets fucked, loses his hand and one eye, huge helicopter fragment stuck on his forehead

Actually not, Big Boss blinded him. when you collect Volgin he see through the whole Big Boss gimmick and see how you have your eye. That coward autist literally forgot to remove you blinded eye…

>>14588020

>I always play as Flaming Buffalo TBH. I like how her asthma kicks in when she makes more than two steps.

There's even a mod to remove that. https://www.nexusmods.com/metalgearsolidvtpp/mods/345

>>14588228

Why would they do that?

>>14586526

He wasn't successful because his master was a woman

>>14588331

I mean successful as in marketing. There's stocks and bills going on in Wall Street. Important stuff.

>>14587195

Venom is more than the best Boss he is actually the true Big Boss. To start with he is the main villain of the first game. Factor in Naked Snake never liked the name "Big Boss" as it reminds him of the fact that he killed his mentor.

The true plot twist of the Metal Gear series the fact that Snakes are not clones of the original game's Big Boss at all. Fucking fanbois always miss this.

The twist makes no sense, doubly so when big boss (real) tells you,

CONGRATULATIONS!

(((Congratulations!)))

Congratulations

>Congratulations

<Congratulations!

>You were as good as me, you're literally me.

This also Retcons LET AND MGS2 (what is the extent people can be manipulated to believe things) because literally everyone can be a Big Boss with enough plastic surgery and audiobooks

>muh chapter 3

is retards screeching who don't even notice majority of Ch. 2 is filler that should've been an S rank reward for their respective missions

Skullface should've been Polish if he was supposed to be a serious character, Czech if they're going full meme (in interwar era Czechs in Poland had to pay 4 zloty fine for speaking Czech in public)

Hungarians were on the good guys' side during the war.

>>14587195

nice copypasta cuckchan

>no being a ZOGbot who can't be considered human is what every amerigoblin soldier should aspire to.

Skullface's plan is fucking retarded and he accidentally points that out when he says

>Sans Lingua Franca the world will be torn asunder, and then it shall be free

If killing english was his only goal that'd be excusable, but he thinks that Latin won't return or (((memesperanto))) won't be adopted

The only good part about TPP was the hamburglar tapes and even then THERE ARE NO FUCKING HAMBURGERS OR ANY FOOD IN THE GAME

>>14586625

Here's my attempt

>You play as big boss no retarded twist, bandage guy is Big medic who sacrifices himself as a decoy while XOF attacks.

>Skullface is a polack, who's angry about allies selling out his country and wants revenge over Soviets and Zero

>you actually do pull money and recruits to combat Skullfaec since cipher is in shambles thanks to him, takes much more time until a confrontation.

>In Africa you can kill nog children no problem, unless journalists catch you or you use blackface camo

>Missions have different choices, like in that mine mission, you can kill nog children, take nog children money and lie, or kill nog children and take double payment

>No sahelantropus, instead XOF (and the player) are searching for Zeke with different outcomes based on who gets it first,

>No vocal chord parashites or metallic diarrhea, instead skullface develops a biological weapon that targets ethnic groups

>Game's final chapter is player giving tips over the codec to Solid Snake, epilogue is a fight that's hard to win, but you're forced to redo it if you do.

>>14588722

He wasn't successful because his master was a woman. This applies to all facets of his entirety.

>>14588819

In addition, you actually meet Frank Jaeger and Naomi, as well as all of the MG1 bosses.

Time limit is until 1995 in-game and if you don't have Zeke retrieved Skullface launches a nuclear strike on you as a means of finishing the Job

Some missions or research take multiple months to finish, like searching the bottom of the ocean for Zeke or developing means to actually get it back

>>14588821

And I'm talking about profiting off investors and customers giving into appeal of video game characters, not the actual stories of video game characters.

>>14588819

>ccopypasta

>every soldier in every country fights for Israel!

>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FUCK OFF I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES HOLY SHIT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT METAL GEAR SOLID FIVE THE PHANTOM PAIN AND YOU WILL NOT STOP ME

Kojima wanted to do his MGS2 plot again but with a twist everyone called years before the game launched. What would have been great is if the big TWEEST game right after the prologue and then there is more to come. Everyone was so busy with the theories about Big Boss that something else could have taken us all by surprise. But Kojima's a hack and Konami are hyper Jews so we can't have nice things.

>>14588996

Well the soldiers in Iran don't fight for Israel.

it's hilarious how butthurt /pol/ is over being unable to kill black child soldiers in a game to the point that they have to mention it constantly, but not as hilarious as how the approval-starved /v/-children just spout it too without thinking.

release episode 52. plus a couple of missions leading up to it, preferably on new areas or in the cuban base, remove the P2W garbage for base invasions, make your custom tank deployable, add some sort of coop mode, even if it's limited to roaming and sidemissions, and it's golden, the game has the best shooting mechanics of the whole series and the biggest array of stealth toys.

Also for things that might actually happen, Konami should start licensing that engine, such fine engineering cannot be wasted like this.

Do it you goddamn kikes.

>>14593890

The player shouldn't be limited on who they can kill ever.

>>14588890

he only lost his eye because of being the boss's cuck

>>14594170

You either join or take a swim.

The Paz side quest hit harder than the Quiet Exit mission.

>>14594214

You should be able to kill any character in a game. I'm not saying the game is shit because you can't, but the only reason you can't is because it would offend people. Have repercussions for killing them and failing to cover it up, sure, but that's it. Otherwise don't put them in at all.

>>14586526

Tell me about Snake, why does he wear the eyepatch?