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File: d7c12769e3ef18c⋯.jpg (13.14 KB, 388x261, 388:261, d7c12769e3ef18c0dc58673851….jpg)

b8f9f2 No.14529056

Picking up my little brother at school today he told me he got no internet at home and it's likely that this situation will last for 4 days or so.

What are some good games I can hand to him?

He's 10 and his computer is bottlenecked by a gtx 650. He has a mouse(which sucks) and a keyboard.

I already got him to play touhou, he has beaten touhou 7 to 10on normal and is currently stuck with touhou 11.

He's probably playing it right now and I'm afraid he will get tired of it if he spends an entire weekend "having" to play it.

Emulation is welcome.

87257b No.14529064

Kirby D-

>2hu

nvm he's too far gone now


42bbed No.14529068

Kirby

>infecting a kid with touhou

You are the worst.


31874d No.14529076

>getting your 10 yr old into 2hu

wew lad


516063 No.14529081

Paraphore


e73890 No.14529082

>>14529056

>10yo playing 2hu

Doing gods work anon


35bb88 No.14529083

Earth Defense Force 4.1


77f314 No.14529092

Nigger what the fuck are you doing to your kid I hope this is bait!

If your going to turn him weeb atleast buy him a MIDI keyboard so he can shitpost good OC


5ffed6 No.14529094

>>14529056

Koumajou Densetsu: Scarlet Symphony


5ffed6 No.14529099

File: 7b440a139dc326d⋯.gif (799.21 KB, 600x521, 600:521, Mark in SPESS.gif)

>>14529056

wait a sec…

IS THAT FUCKING UMARU?


b8f9f2 No.14529100

>>14529064

>>14529068

It's better than roblox and all that shit out there today that kids play. I just wanted him to git gud and I guess it worked. When he was 7 I once found him at 6 am with his face laying down on his desk while his hand was constantly pressing a certain key to level his shit on a random roblox mmo. That is some brain melting shit, I had to do something.


edbd2f No.14529104

Duke Nukem 3D

My little nephew liked it a lot anyways.


5ffed6 No.14529105

>>14529100

Don't worry anon, you don gud.


d10e27 No.14529115

File: 6e25e979dde0184⋯.jpg (77.9 KB, 540x757, 540:757, OjGAhUa.jpg)

>>14529056

Any Mario game

Warcraft 3's campaign is pretty neat

Any Zelda game

Hell, anything Nintendo really. If you get Breath of the Wild working he'll be playing that for hours and hours.


138df0 No.14529116

Ethnic Cleansing


5ffed6 No.14529125

>>14529116

t. Jews


42bbed No.14529129

>>14529105

Nigga he's ruined that kid's life.


e6bcff No.14529132

Anon, there's the Monkey Island games, King's Quest series, and maybe Quest for Glory.

Sees Touhou. Oh, I guess my suggestions are too old for him (The old Sierra games have heart, but the graphics didn't age well). There's Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 10, the Tales of series (Tales of the Abyss rocks), and Hyperdimension Neptunia series.


495ef1 No.14529135

>>14529115

>Warcraft 3's campaign

That's one way to see that he'll become either a tree hugging hippy for a goth.


b8f9f2 No.14529137

>>14529115

Well, the problem with breath of the wild is that he doesn't own a joypad. I would give him one plus a proper keyboard and mouse but it would eventually end up like his current stuff. He eats while on the pc which ruins his shit, it would be a waste to gift him peripherals. Even with our mother making him have lunch and dinner at the table he just goes to the kitchen at random times and grabs a bunch of cookies and eats it all over his keyboard and stuff.


ad4a5c No.14529149

something flashy and loud


f4d11e No.14529154

>>14529056

Tell him to go play outside, holyshit. nothing like a 4X game to make time go faster


627249 No.14529160

Please do not infect your brother with your autism


a680ed No.14529162

>>14529056

ni no kuni (niño cunny)


ce2b2d No.14529171

File: 69373af921c64d1⋯.jpg (83.64 KB, 609x251, 609:251, banner-ape3.jpg)

What about good games with 10 year olds?


77f314 No.14529177

File: 27a305a0eed0407⋯.jpg (104.41 KB, 953x953, 1:1, psx_963.jpg)

I loved this as a kid, its dated but fun. Also you can play it with him.


bb01cb No.14529184

>>14529100

You saved him from a terrible fate.

As for something to play, how about Streets of Rage Remake? You can play on co-op with him and it's good old 90s beat 'em up action at its best.


a19952 No.14529193

File: 07202295241690d⋯.jpg (104.41 KB, 640x888, 80:111, streets-of-rage-ii.jpg)

10 year olds shouldn't be on the internet. Other than that, pic related since he seems to like arcade-style games.


015fa6 No.14529205

Give him some weights and tell him to get /fit/


08237f No.14529206

visualboyadvance emulator

It's probably the most supported emulator on Linux so it should be in whatever distro he's using's repos.

goog gaymez:

pokemon series

mario series

zelda series

romsmania.com currently is your best bet for finding roms.


d9e9fa No.14529209

Unteralterbach. Get him interested in girls his age.


d9a860 No.14529213

Fallout 1 and 2.


495ef1 No.14529235

>>14529213

Yesss, get him into the good old shit before he risks getting exposed to the shit new shit.


b8f9f2 No.14529242

Thanks for all the tips everyone, once I get home I will start looking for these games and download them so I can hand it to him tomorrow morning when I go out. I don't live with him anymore so playing games with him constantly isn't much of a reality.


9e1094 No.14529249

>>14529099

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING MARK REFERENCE!?


14e38b No.14529251

>>14529056

"Oh it's a kid thread, gonna recommend good old mario64"

>I already got him to play touhou, he has beaten touhou 7 to 10

Goddamit.


d71930 No.14529257

Have him learn nip off Dragon Quest and SRW. Make him in a /v/ ubermensch.


b8f9f2 No.14529269

>>14529251

Don't worry about it, he's long gone. He started playing toontown when he was 3, by the age of 5 he was doing all kinds of bosses even though he couldn't read. He also learned how to bug the game into booting up without having to type in his password(which he didn't know) with specific links. The game didn't have a launcher in our country's server so you'd log in from your browser.


98691a No.14529272

File: dea8947e1743cdd⋯.jpg (219.37 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, 1463469772991-1.jpg)

All these kids nowadays never shut up about minecraft when there is a much more superior alternative out there.

Instead of weebshit get that bitch Terraria!


cbaf45 No.14529277

>>14529056

Lots of good kid games here

http://tss.asenheim.org/


bb01cb No.14529278

>>14529269

Bright future ahead for him, anon.

Even if you don't live with him anymore, try and have some co-op fun sometime - it'll be worth it.


14e38b No.14529311

>>14529269

This kid… I see.

He just wants to play videogames.

He wants to play videogames so much that he will do anything to play whatever he has, no matter how difficult to play or get working.

I like this kid.

Give him a SNES, Genesis, NES and Gameboy/Color emulators with rompacks from here: http://www.completeroms.com/rom-sets/

That's a sea of various kinds of vidya for him to explore and taste for himself.

I had a blast "exploring" some 100+ rom CDs I had when younger and they weren't even close to complete rompacks.


7ad886 No.14529316

Twinsen's Odyssey

I played through it when I was 5-7, so I'm sure your litle brother can.


eeb321 No.14529338

I´m trying to remember what i used to play that age.

Spyro i guess was a good game for kids i used to play.


5ffed6 No.14529375


029b11 No.14529380

File: c7ecfcc250c0150⋯.jpg (19.69 KB, 585x300, 39:20, Blade-Runner-2049.jpg)

>10 yr old brother

>I already got him to play touhou, he has beaten touhou 7 to 10

Is this the same one who has Sakuya as his waifu? Or are you a different anon?


f6f442 No.14529416

>>14529129

>introduce to good bullet hell game

>hurr weebs

I wish my 11 year old brother played 2hu instead of fucking Fortnite and other flavor of the month shit he saw JackSeptic playing.

>>14529272

This! Terraria is a great game him.


2e392f No.14529420

File: 4e88b47e4a2d3bc⋯.png (225.55 KB, 575x597, 575:597, 1436986581940.png)

>>14529056

Artificial Academy 2


3e7b17 No.14529429

Give him a pack of assorted ROMs with a emulator and let him develop his own taste


78c455 No.14529443

>>14529162

Fuck off matt


5d6c16 No.14529448

>>14529209

>>>/cia/

>>14529056

get him bard's tale, and not the mobile version


6db1e8 No.14529453

File: 1babbe37fa408d0⋯.png (267.72 KB, 432x454, 216:227, JCDenton2.png)

Deus Ex.


8d9edd No.14529469

Buttplug


78f233 No.14529481

NEO-GEO games.

All the metal slugs.


3d5030 No.14529576

File: 6a2c8f2b07e1e22⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 549.69 KB, 1560x2080, 3:4, touhou 10 stage 5 boss no….jpeg)

>>14529380

Maybe.

He's that tanned because we were on a summer trip, that's why I was able to see him playing and he's using a notebook.


cbaf45 No.14529606

File: cc4b14148bc61f8⋯.png (327.93 KB, 530x633, 530:633, 3fe1f6186fe5c2b1128601bac0….png)

>>14529576

Nigger don't post your brother online.


2e392f No.14529614

File: d9e3b09acd44276⋯.webm (756.77 KB, 464x466, 232:233, homer laugh.webm)

>>14529576

>>14529606

Too late, already fapping to him.


6e2f74 No.14529630

>>14529443

that wasn't me idiot


2d84dd No.14529644

>>14529100

>It's better than roblox

True, albeit if this thread existed in 2005 i'd disagree.


bddd7d No.14529650

>>14529115

get this skyrim lover outta here


6cb4b2 No.14529657

File: ec4044fc07ac25b⋯.png (198.34 KB, 385x540, 77:108, 1491479086d4a9d4ea4a7798ad….png)

>>14529056

>little brother

Make him play unteralterbach


096338 No.14529662

Those old lego racers for the computer were alot of fun, what were they called again?


52e933 No.14529666

>>14529576

Nice EXIF faggot


4feb66 No.14529668

>>14529576

Play Mario Party with him.

Earth Defense Force 4.1 is a lot of fun.

If he's into strategy games get him Xcom EU.

Ni No Kuni 2 comes out tomorrow.

This is really fun: http://store.steampowered.com/app/657240/Tracks__The_Train_Set_Game/

If you're trying to turn him into a weeb, download some VNs.


e50e0e No.14529670

>>14529064

>>14529068

>>14529129

>>14529160

Secondaries detected.

You're doing amazing work OP. Touhou games are good introductory shmups. Once he can do the games on lunatic introduce him to the other go-to must play shmups like Gradius/Raiden/Darius.


b8f9f2 No.14529673

>>14529666

As I've said, we were on a trip, satan. Couldn't care less about exif.

>>14529606

I know, Akari. It's fine, you can't even see his face or anything.


6cd59e No.14529684

Get an emulator for either Super Nintendo or Mega Drive/Genesis and show him some of the good games on those.

Get him used to the old sprite based games, so he won't become a graphics whore in the future.

Some to examples bellow. See if any of those are something that he wold like.

From Snes:

Joe & Mac

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=UYvuZp3_so8

Goemon (Legend of Mystical Ninja)

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=k_A2zF_IgOs

Kid Klown in Crazy Chase

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=mxXqOKMf4nw

Run Saber

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ocbnMvUkJ0U

Sky Blazer

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=-NQqZ-I6-7A

Sparkster

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=7lCO4Rn7hZs

Sunset Riders

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=rgZHZY1oyUA

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV - Turtles in Time

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=yvROmVBclqE

From Mega Drive:

Altered Beast

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=dOEy6bvSNzA

Bonanza Bros

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=EX9qBRJIOes

Chuck Rock

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=iGNUAUHTpJc

Decap Attack

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=4YpxkphszDo

ESWAT

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=FEbUt7oR-kA

Rocket Knight Adventures

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=TlDYcXv9yM0

Shinobi 3 - Return of the Ninja Master

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=uNGbAStPXZc

And the Sonic, Streets of Rage and Golden Axe trilogies.


3a512c No.14529705

>>14529056

Monster Hunter. Freedom Unite on PSP is easy enough to emulate. Prepare to get gaped by monsters until you git gud


6e2f74 No.14529716

>>14529705

Wouldn't Portable 3rd be a better starting point?


3d5030 No.14529730

>>14529691

I have a little sister too, every now and then my mom catches her watching one of these weirds elzagate videos. Now, while she is only 4, she already doesn't want us to see what she is watching on "her" phone and tries to hide it from us.

My mom, which wastes my dad's money compulsively can't stop herself from giving my little sister everything she wants. She is spoiled as shit, I'm afraid of her future.


7d11d8 No.14529732

Earthbound, 10 is a good age for that.


3d5030 No.14529733

>>14529730

Oh, a little extra, last month or so she suddenly came to my mom and said that she doesn't want to have children.


3d405d No.14529758

>>14529733

You need to save your sister anon. Rape some children into her


3d5030 No.14529823

>>14529094

That's a nice one, I've downloaded it.

Might even get him to play actual Castlevania games.

>>14529132

>Hyperdimension Neptunia series

I'm afraid that will get his power level dangerously high. Also, won't these Final Fantasy games require him to use a mouse to move around properly?

t. only played a single SNES Final Fantasy game

>>14529206

Already got him to play Pokemon games through some emulators.

Will look into the others.

>>14529272

While Terraria is a good recommendation, sadly it will have to be turned down for now. His mouse is REALLY bad, mostly straight out unusable, which is making me turn down lots of great games itt(for now, will save the thread so I can get him some other games once I get him a new mouse).

>>14529758

Wish I could save her from the shitty life decisions she will eventually do due to how bad our mother is spoiling her.

>>14529311

That's something I'll do another time, I'll have to wake up in about ~8 hours, just looking through this list asap so I can hand him the games tomorrow morning.

>>14529453

This might eventually be a good choice, when he's 12 or something.

>>14529657

You are late.

>>14529668

Pretty sure his rig won't run Earth Defense Force 4.1 from what I've seen.

Shit, I though "Ni no Kuni" was a joke from the other guy saying "nino cunny" earlier. Will look it up.

I'm not trying to turn him into a weeb, just wanted him to git gud. While Touhou games might be hard, bullethell is a pretty simple concept, that's what made me get him these games. It was also one of the games he used to see me playing that he could play without a problem on his computer.

>>14529670

Hold on there, he's still trying to beat Touhou 11 on normal. He has beaten 8

(arriving before it's too late) and 7 without any continues though.

>>14529684

These are some good recommendations since he won't need a mouse. That's good.


cbaf45 No.14529828

File: 96b7dab64a209cd⋯.jpg (33.72 KB, 481x401, 481:401, 96b7dab64a209cd0b5543802ff….jpg)

>>14529730

>My mom, which wastes my dad's money compulsively

I know that feel


3d5030 No.14529844

>>14529823

>thought, fix'd


2a832b No.14529942

>>14529193

>Implying

The first time I looked at porn I was 7 years old

I am severely fucked in the head, aren't I?


0739e9 No.14529956

>>14529733

>she doesn't want to have children.

She's 4. She doesn't have a fucking clue what she wants.


2a832b No.14529964

>>14529733

>>14529823

I hated kids until I got to around 20 years old you clown, that's natural. Mostly because I disliked most other kids when I was a kid. All you have to do is make sure she realizes later on that it's easier to marry someone than pursue some shitty career that pales in comparison to what a male will do, unless she becomes a pop star or a politician.


949d66 No.14529967

Anything by nintendo is a safe bet.


1c40b2 No.14529969

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

mario, spend $30 on a bluetooth snes pad and get him playing


3d5030 No.14529975

>>14529956

>>14529964

I know, still the shit she is watching on YouTube is already trying to convince her that she wants whatever they tell them to. And they are doing that while she is 4, meanwhile my mom has never even though about talking to my little sister about having children since she's still to young to understand anything about it.


ede034 No.14530062

>>14529056

N64

Perfect Dark / Goldeneye 007

Banjo Kazooie / Tooie

Turok 1/ 2/ 3

Shadowgate: Trials of the Four Towers (Puzzle game with absolutely no combat but it's worth a playthrough because the puzzles are bretty gud)

Quest 64 (babby's first RPG)

Mischief Makers

Rocket Robot on Wheels

Crus'n'USA / World

Beetle Adventure Racing

Glover

Pokemon Stadium 1/ 2

PSX

Tenchu

Spyro

Crash Bandicoot

King's Field 1/ 2/ 3

Strider

Castlevania Symphony of the Night

Parasite Eve

Silent Hill

SNES

Link to the Past

Super Metroid

Earthbound

Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time

Donkey Kong Country 1/ 2/ 3

Chrono Trigger

Hook

S.T.G Strike Gunner

Battletoads in Battlemaniacs

Demon's Crest

Final Fantasy II/III (i.e. IV easy type and VI respectively)

Kirby Super Star / DreamLand

Secret of Mana

Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars

This is a pretty sizable list. I realize that some of these titles may contain "mature content" but quit being a faggot. I played all this shit when I was a kid and it's perfectly fine. For instance, there may be depictions of violence, but there is no sexual content or anything overtly violent, like graphic and lifelike depictions of a beheading or something. Use your judgement and discretion.


a73d3c No.14530073

>>14529056

>My absolute favorites during that time:

age of empires II/Age of Mythology (pretty much NEEDS decent mouse)

Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 (wants decent mouse, but was probably one of my all-time favorites as a kid)

Kirby's Adventure

Mario (can be difficult for some kids but if he can play touhou he should be fine, Kart and the RPG games included)

Pokémon

Dragon Quest (final fantasy is trash)

Fire Emblem (GBA)

Golden Sun

Humongous Entertainment stuff (all but Spy Fox are meant for younger kids but Pajama Sam and Freddi Fish are so well made he'd probably like them anyway)

>Other games he'd probably like:

Professor Layton (he might need some help with puzzles since the first game is also the hardest, also not sure how well they emulate, wants decent mouse)

Cave Story

Star Control II

will try to think of more, also

find the poor kid a mouse at a second hand store or something


1c40b2 No.14530078

File: 34527615401121e⋯.gif (314.28 KB, 512x384, 4:3, chu2spin-kirisu.gif)

adventures of lolo on an nes emulator, it's fun (with your help) and is challenging


323940 No.14530085

File: 9462e04360f7cca⋯.jpg (1.24 MB, 1332x1639, 1332:1639, __fio_germi_metal_slug_dra….jpg)

>>14529056

Have you gave him Metal Slug or Contra yet? those games are like the most essential Run-n-Guns to play. You could add Cuphead as well, since everyone likes 2D cartoony aesthetics and they don't require alot of processing power to play effectively

>>14529576

Its nice that you have a little bro that shares the same taste as you do, my big bro only plays grand strats along with RTS on top of being a plebbitor


fa1b93 No.14530096

>>14529056

Is it just me, or no one has suggested any of the Megaman games yet. I should change that.


3d5030 No.14530097

>>14530085

>>14530073

>>14530062

Yeah, I definitely need to get him a joypad, will order him one+mouse soon.

Don't know which mouse to get really, I have a G402 but I guess that's pretty big for him. As a controller I think an average xbox 360 controller will do the job even if not optimal for some older games.

Thanks for all these recommendations.


fa1b93 No.14530102

>>14530096

I'd also like to say you're doing a great job with your brother. Sorry about your sister though.


9673ed No.14530105

I gave a copy of Nuclear Throne to a family friend's kid and he's played the shit out of it to the point my parents are annoyed I gave it to him. He also seems to be better at it than me now.


eb40bd No.14530107

File: 6fb6de0ca5b1e58⋯.jpg (28.51 KB, 480x360, 4:3, LULA.jpg)

You'll become his hero and he'll worship the ground youwalk on if not then he's gay and you should drown him in the bathtub and make it look like an accident


cbaf45 No.14530109

>>14530107

That art is absolutely disgusting.


fff552 No.14530115

>>14530097

Eschatos?


eb40bd No.14530119

File: a9f4904e8c1db54⋯.webm (111.73 KB, 318x360, 53:60, a9f4904e8c1db5461e5deffc1….webm)

>>14530109

found the faggot


037d7a No.14530122

Myst


cbaf45 No.14530125

File: 5741eea52ec8645⋯.jpg (86.29 KB, 845x601, 845:601, 5741eea52ec86455011698bc09….jpg)

>>14530119

I'm not the one who likes nigger trannies


189ed7 No.14530154

>>14530107

What is that monstrosity?


fa1b93 No.14530160

>>14530107

Anon, we don't support eating disorders here.


629b72 No.14530170

>>14530160

I thought niggers chugged fast food and vegetable oil, they're usually fat fucks if they're not wasting money on drugs and Jordans.


eb40bd No.14530248

File: 968c7b7b6c1abb5⋯.png (382.8 KB, 1030x644, 515:322, evalarry.png)

>>14530125

>90's pornstars

>nigger trannies

i bet you're the kind of fag that sucks dick ironically

>>14530160

go harpoon a tumblrwhale


4ce2c4 No.14530266

File: 7b8661366912375⋯.png (272.21 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 7b8661366912375f959691f570….png)

Man I really wish for kids soon. I'm getting Jew'd out of my money really bad, but once I have enough I'm going to have one and play all sorts of games with him. I'm going to definately move to countryside Europe though. Ameristan is infested with mutts and savages.


888d03 No.14530270

File: 3655ae06901587f⋯.webm (3.97 MB, 720x405, 16:9, awooo.webm)

Fact-Oreo

Accent on the O

Games are better as SImulators

Fact-Oreo

Accent on the O

Build Factories

Pollute the enviorment

Industrialize from nothing

Kill Aliens


826d6f No.14530283

>>14529056

I was going to say Ninja Gaiden just so that the kid gets schooled (I did beat it, but only in my 20s), but he's already on my level as far as Touhou goes, so it's not unrealistic for him to beat it. I feel a little bit humiliated for having possibly inferior skills to a 10 year old as far as shmups go. Regardless, he can and should also play the games on hard, then lunatic.

Anyway, make him play Castlevania. Almost all of them, with 1 and 3 being the most important. All the Mega Man games as well. As far as RPGs go, Dragon Quest and the main Megami Tensei games are good. Vagrant Story is pretty cool. Star Ocean 2 and Valkyrie Profile. More shmups. More arcade games. God damn, I will just stop before I make actual lists, because they will inevitably be too big.

You may be able to create the Video Game God. Don't waste this chance.


a1cd36 No.14530289

Super Mario World

Super Metroid

Any SNES game

make him grow some taste.


4243b6 No.14530300

>>14529056

>relying on internet

so is he a CoD kiddy or something?

>gtx 650

>bottlenecked

so he can't play D44M at 1080p, big deal; do you have any idea just how many digits are in the number of games he can play? Like, five to six digits. Tens of thousands of games

set him up with classic Doom, and Doom engine games

give him Warcraft 2, 3, and Starcraft

Might & Magic 4+5

Morrowind

incalculable options for emulation depending on what he's into (if he likes shooters, hook him on Gradius and R-Type)

you have so many options you couldn't exhaust them in a lifetime


7fed08 No.14530301

From a gameplay point of view, I don't think there are that many games a 10 year old boy can't play, sure there are a lot of hard games, but that has more to do with experience in games, and not age. Besides pornographic games, walking simulators(and other indie shit games) and perhaps extremely gory and bloody games he can basically play anything. When I was a 10 year old(or around that age so 9-11) I played and loved:

>MDK2

>Gothic 1

>Prince of Persia Sands of Time

>The Harry Potter PC games

>Battlefront 1

>Jedi Academy

>Need for Speed Underground 2

>Fifa 2001

>Vice City

>some other games I can't remember

Few people in my country had internet back then, but there was a lot of piracy, so at school we would borrow a CD game from one and another, install it on the computer, put the no-CD crack and then return the game. Also, because of this we didn't really know what games were new or old, so we just played what we had.


1b759c No.14530321

File: 4afe391f8168192⋯.mp4 (4.52 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Felix Nom.mp4)

>>14529606

>>14529576

>>14529614

I'm already imagining anons imagining themselves filling your little brother's asshole with prostate pudding and turning him into a /v/idya semen demon. Turn him into Felix you sick pedo OP.


888d03 No.14530333

>>14530321

Jesus christ, I hate faggots. Everything is about sex to you. You are not a sexuality, you are just perverted.


a680ed No.14530364

>>14530333

That tends to happen when a fetish makes up your entire identity. Just like furries.


888d03 No.14530394

>>14530364

Honestly why is homosexuality even a sexuality? It shouldn't be. There should be normal people and perverted deviants who like to sodomize/get sodomized.

Gay people are lucky that for some reason we even have the concept of "hetero-homo-sexuality", because for the longest time we didn't. We just called you perverts or sodomites and that's it.


35c122 No.14530405

>>14530364

>being a furry is not okay

>but if it doesnt have a snout it's a monster and therefore okay

Oh boy here we go


6abacc No.14530410

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14529056

Megaman Battle Network

3 = 6 > 2 > 5 >>>>>> 4 > 1


f26e4a No.14530418

>>14530405

Learn to read faggot. He's saying making any fetish your identity will make you into an unbearable faggot. This is a common problem among furries.


d7944c No.14530423

>>14529056

Is that the kid with an attraction to Sakuya?


d7944c No.14530424

File: 2b41f58f30db3f5⋯.jpg (238.93 KB, 1354x1053, 1354:1053, RomeFeelsGood.jpg)

>>14530423

*anyway, force him to play Rome: Total War, faggot

Make him appreciate manliness, so that his weebery is balanced out.


1b759c No.14530426

>>14530333

Loosen up anon. Most people here are just here to laugh at stupid shit, troll a bit, but mostly don't want faggotry or ugly women ruining our fun. Right?


7db952 No.14530429

>>14530426

>Loosen up

You gay or something, faggot?


2c9ad0 No.14530435

>>14529056

>Encouraging children to play video games

What the fuck is wrong with you? Give him a copy of Treasure Island or something.


1b759c No.14530441

File: ece20c3d41c618e⋯.jpg (321.23 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, give it to marlene.jpg)

>>14530429

You don't use accupressure and deep tissue massage on your best bros? Jeez.

>>14530435

What's wrong with encouraging children…?


7db952 No.14530449

>>14530441

>You don't use accupressure and deep tissue massage on your best bros? Jeez.

>What's wrong with encouraging children…?

A homosexual and a pedo.

Somebody please call the exterminators.


2c9ad0 No.14530467

>>14530441

>What's wrong with encouraging children…?

Video games and smartphones/tablets/etc. are a fucking cancer on childhood. If OP cared about his brother he'd streer him away from video games and interactive electronics as much as possible.


1b759c No.14530480

>>14530449

Share the love and your underage siblings anon. I just want to relax them.

>>14530467

Well let's see. I watched a lot of cartoons on 90's television and my parents bought us gameboys to keep me and my brother quiet. However, I can understand that the Web 2.0 (((social media))) element in everything is pretty fucked up because of all the (((liberalism and progressive))) garbage shoved down their throats. Not to say that there wasn't a certain level of faggotry even in the early 90's.


cbaf45 No.14530492

>>14530467

>his mom never let him play video games


e7b90a No.14530531

File: f326975fc24642b⋯.png (347.5 KB, 824x720, 103:90, Ai see a homo.png)

>>14530467

Go back to the shitty Q anon board, boomer faggot. And stay the fuck off of /pol/, too.


d9f21b No.14530545

>>14529081

This is the only correct answer.


80fabd No.14530569

>>14530467

video games can enhance childhood through imagination if used in moderation


f4d11e No.14531254

>>14530531

10 years old is too young to be a shut in playing video games all the time, anon. 10 year olds need to go outside and have friends and do exercise.


85d596 No.14531287

>>14531254

Nah fam, taking care of kids is too hard for a mom with a career. We should let the internet raise children after it has beeb cleansed of wrongthink.


762592 No.14531297

>>14531287

Good idea. Tumblr raises children better then any of us could.


3d5030 No.14531300

Sorry for my absence for the last 30 or so posts, I was sleeping. Going to take the 7 or so games I downloaded yesterday to him.

Will read and download all the other recommendations to him eventually.


2261a2 No.14531302

What games did you play when you were 10 nigger?


d416e2 No.14531357

>>14529056

When I was around 10 I was into Warcraft 3 (as has been suggested), Gothic 1-2 and Morrowind.


6e5a35 No.14531374

>>14529576

get him a stick holy shit


cbaf45 No.14531384

>>14531374

What's a good stick for shmups?


6e5a35 No.14531410

>>14531384

Find a stick that has the following: A square gate, balltop, any kind of push buttons. Parts are made up of sanwa or seimitsu parts or something as similar and reputable, ask the fightan general.


187bb3 No.14531419

File: a4ccf3ba31d1b1a⋯.jpg (62.99 KB, 320x485, 64:97, Rapelay_cover.jpg)


c4685f No.14531421

>>14531300

You said his computer was a potato? You could download a GBA emulator and let him play pokemon, Fire Emblem, Zoids Legacy, other stuff like that.


3a1c3e No.14531455

File: 977eae6476bee6c⋯.jpg (24.36 KB, 277x400, 277:400, 1386648047274.jpg)

>>14529056

make him go to the gym and get >>>/fit/


58c4bc No.14531459

File: 681ae00ae15d42d⋯.png (450 KB, 931x931, 1:1, weezing.png)

>>14531254

Listen to this penis tester OP, but it might be too late for your shota, since you introduced him to autisctic weebfag: the game.


700eae No.14531576

>>14529942

You are.


85dd41 No.14531608

>>14531297

I have a fair amount of confidence that the average, childless Anon would do a better job than Tumblr, just because they'd actually try to equip the kid for the real world, instead of treating it like a pet, or a peon to be indoctrinated. He'd probably turn out stunted, but at least he'd be able to handle himself.


e8be85 No.14531670

>>14529375

DEEPEST IMAGEBOARD LORE


3d5030 No.14531753

Visited him again on my way back home to see how he was doing.

>>14529094

He has beaten the first 4 bosses, then he decided to play some Earthbound. He named the blonde girl "Alice".


a42387 No.14531803

Get him to play with your penis


80ce46 No.14531884

>>14529056

>video games

>10 year old

don't waste his life and tell him to go get out and make some friends you fucking autist


2c9ad0 No.14531917

>>14530492

I played tons. Not counting handhelds I had eight consoles and a computer by 9th grade.

>>14530569

> video games can enhance childhood through imagination if used in moderation

Encouraging a kid to play video games is like telling them that candy is good for them. Candy rots teeth if you eat enough of it and video games rot brains if you play enough of them and because children are hedonistic little bastards they'll try to get away with all of the bad habits that they think they can and it's the responsibility of the adults in their life to keep a lid on those things. I'm not saying that OP should go destroy his brother's computer or anything, I'm just saying that he shouldn't feed his brother's habit. It's good that OP is trying to steer his brother towards video games that aren't garbage but OP should be steering his brother away from video games in general as well.


9c9327 No.14532034

File: bbc04596149944f⋯.png (536.13 KB, 522x644, 261:322, vat are ve gonna do in der….png)

Unteralter Bach


b7e285 No.14532064

>>14529056

>2hu

You're doing god's work anon. Try to get him into some of Cave's shooters once he beats 11 on hard.

In between that, get him a controller and have him play Einhander and maybe some of the older Ys games.


9c0b1e No.14532076

File: db69978b0ef7eb4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 989.51 KB, 1453x1020, 1453:1020, yuyukirby_by_arlmuffin-dc6….png)

>>14529056

>touhou

I believe the best course of action is to remove yourself from this child it is already too late.

Seriously though, play some sonic mania, preteen boys fucking love sonic.

That or what >>14531455 said, he'll hate you for it, but he'll thank you when he gets mad slash and ==you== are the reason.

Oh and kirby but you knew that didn't you?


b7e285 No.14532080

File: 4dc6a88bb3abe18⋯.gif (226.19 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 4dc6a88bb3abe18dbbe42f2272….gif)

>>14529576

>HE POSTED HIS FUCKING BROTHER ONLINE

>ON 8CHAN OF ALL PLACES

>THE MOTHERFUCKING EXIF DATA ISN'T SCRUBBED

ur brother's gonna be murder-raped anon.


6e2f74 No.14532090

>>14529673

>>14532080

>he didn't read the thread


f4d11e No.14532092

>>14532080

Hello, newfriend.


3d5030 No.14532157

>>14529416

Ban youtube.com and whatever you don't like from his router. Then tell him to use hooktube instead. Result is his front page won't indulge him into watching literal shit. The only gameplay videos he will watch then will be the ones that he actually wants to since he will be having to actively search for them too.

>>14530062

>battletoads

Will get him some of these games, though.

>>14530283

To be fair, I think I could've done things way better. Sure Touhou was a good way to set things back in the right direction but I let him astray for a few years.

>>14530300

Morrowmind is a good one.

>>14530321

>>>/christian/

Get help.

>>14530410

Yeah, I need to get him into megaman games.

>>14530423

Yes.

>>14531297

Jokes on you, he has been on 8chan for 3 years now.

I got a custom CSS that turns fullchan into a text board so he can't see the images and intentionally broke it so he can't post.

It's a joke.

>>14532034

Again, you are too late.

>>14532080

Read the thread, we were on a trip. Couldn't care less about that exif.


5c8a22 No.14532177

>>14529205

10yos can't get /fit/, retard.


3d5030 No.14532195

>>14532177

This, it will fuck up his height.


fbd50f No.14532272

>>14532157

I suggest DMC 1 and 3 when he gets a bit older since they have a little bit of gore to them, if you can somehow swing it. I only suggest playing 2 if you want to test his patience for bullshit. Godhand is also a good game when he gets to his teens. Viewtiful Joe might be a pretty good game for him to try too, if he likes playing beat em ups.

I trust that you don't need a list of which Mega Man titles to play, but tech him how the classic series and X series differ as platformers, and show how that extends into the Zero series. The Legends series are great action/adventure titles that I'd mention in the same breath as Zelda any day. BN is pretty damn fun too.

Try getting him into F-Zero and Metroid, as well. Also the DKC games are pretty great to co-op, if not play solo. Above all though, teach him the value of taking better care of his controllers.

Have good games with your brother, anon.


c527f6 No.14534509

File: 54c47fe58a82133⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 200x163, 200:163, 54c47fe58a82133e6983310194….gif)

File: 19096068720deee⋯.jpg (124.49 KB, 250x307, 250:307, Metal_Gear_Rising_Revengea….jpg)

>>14529823

>His mouse is REALLY bad, mostly straight out unusable

What the fuck, how terrible can a mouse even get?

Also, if he's got a controller I've managed to get MGR to run on a fucking 540M.

That game must be ridiculously optimized.

10 year olds kind of suck at these kinds of game though, not that it matters if he's still having fun.


c527f6 No.14534532

>>14530467

>Video games are a fucking cancer on childhood.

Ignoring smartphones/tablets/etc., why are videogames a cancer on childhood?


851a96 No.14534610


20a6f3 No.14534796

>>14529056

>What are some good games I can hand to him?

I'd suggest Cuphead, but some nigger beat me to it. How about some stuff like Panel de Pon and Shovel Knight?


cda78f No.14534816

>>14529137

Is he fat


cda78f No.14534826

>>14532195

This has been disproven


3d5030 No.14534847


25b240 No.14534866

File: f7cd643311f3373⋯.jpg (94.98 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1521759797.jpg)

WHY IS MARK FORCING A 10 YEAR OLD TO PLAY 2hu???


4cdf53 No.14534917

File: 4901738eaf276bd⋯.jpg (100.74 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 92b8041e6790b429af0e5e4d76….jpg)

>>14529056

Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door


6b1202 No.14534952

File: 84557851bcb999b⋯.png (535.17 KB, 512x871, 512:871, ClipboardImage.png)

the holy trinity

super metroid/zero mission/am2r


0f8917 No.14534979

>>14529956

She's 4, she's repeating whatever Jewish propaganda gets autoplayed on youtube. Odds are also good she's consumed a fair amount of fetish "frozen spider elsa" videos


b4034b No.14534980

File: 307b89cd01288d0⋯.gif (1.57 MB, 193x135, 193:135, 1336777478039.gif)

>>14534979

>Frozen spider elsa


e7b90a No.14534992

>>14531254

You can enjoy multiple things, retard. Don't you have some ingredient labels to search for soy emulsifiers?

/pol/'s tryhard nofunallowed crowd needs to be hauled off back to t_d and gassed.


0f8917 No.14535010

>>14534992

>hurr if you care about children developing properly you're just /pol/

>just let kids do whatever they want

If kids spend any significant portion lives consuming media they become depressed, whiny sacks of shit like you you


a73d3c No.14535024

>>14534980

>he doesn't know about elsagate


3e7b17 No.14535096

>>14535010

Yeah, and since we are such shining examples of human life, we should leave this degenerate, depressed board. You go first


0f8917 No.14535102

>>14535096

It's true, of course, we'd all be better off it we were to throw off degenerate habits like videogames.


3e7b17 No.14535107

>>14535102

And i insist, you first


0f8917 No.14535113

>>14535107

Soon, anon. Not now, but soon.


3e7b17 No.14535129

>>14535113

In the meantime, you can start by leaving this thread and this board


0f8917 No.14535133

>>14535129

Soon, anon.


cda78f No.14535267


e7b90a No.14535323

File: f20012857afdb56⋯.mp4 (724.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kysfag.mp4)

>>14535010

>hurr video games are degenerate

>better post on a video game board all day


fa045f No.14535988

>>14529056

CHEX QUEST


6e2f74 No.14536465


b548f1 No.14537378

>>14529576

Holy FUCK feed your brother less shitty food, fatass


60786b No.14537438

File: 7b61b23a69c50d3⋯.jpg (140.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>14529056

Let him try a visual novel


28bbb2 No.14541128


29d602 No.14544548

>>14541128

Try degenerate.


174ccd No.14544708

File: 6bdab277585816e⋯.png (37.81 KB, 696x516, 58:43, Slagcoin Joystick Stats.png)

>>14531410

As a Sanwa diehard, I'd argue in favor of Seimitsu: The LS-32 is still widely used for STGs because of it's incredibly short throw and higher tension.


f06873 No.14544746

>>14529576

I wanna massage his soft malleable little boypussy as my cock grinds against his tailbone, hearing his light wimpers as he beats flandre, then I'll inch closer to him and start kissing him in the ear and whispering lewd but innocent things to him, seeing his tiny pinky sized erection poking out of his shorts.


78c455 No.14544750

>>14544548

Try fuckable


013b86 No.14544858

File: ea828bf1dc3ecfa⋯.jpg (80.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, larry.jpg)

You're a good brother for not just throwing current year shit at him.


2c0fe8 No.14544897

File: 9de4358d2ea55e5⋯.jpg (23.41 KB, 400x406, 200:203, zenigahahahahahahahahahaha….jpg)

>>14529100

>It's better than roblox

>this anon actually believes a shitty and easy as fuck shmup with lolis is better than roblox


c2d9e7 No.14544951

File: 1b6d12249ad3cfc⋯.jpg (99.91 KB, 500x509, 500:509, lewd.jpg)

Play 'Hide the trouser snake in your mouth lil' bro', easy game, hard to master, has a good sense of a progression and an awesome *climax*. New game plus gives you cute frilly little outfits to put on too.


2c4c36 No.14545169

File: 29400705969af13⋯.png (263.53 KB, 446x446, 1:1, 007ec8979fa7aa992b847fdc76….png)

Pajama Sam

Putt Putt

Pokemon gold

Scribblenauts

Ecco the dolphin


ce2b2d No.14545366

File: b8509a37c14d690⋯.mp4 (1.85 MB, 256x320, 4:5, leon - Walked in to my lit….mp4)

>Roblox


109396 No.14545498

File: 428140eab02c6bb⋯.png (29.18 KB, 1038x1038, 1:1, 8bit_smug_danny.png)

>>14545169

Those are all fantastic recommendations


ec31e4 No.14545600

>>14535323

Whether or not video games are degenerate is not relative to the levels of degeneracy of the individual claiming they are degenerate. If a retard says the sky is blue, it's still blue regardless of his stunted intellectual state.


f53dc0 No.14545621

>>14529056

Let him outside. Don’t let him turn out like most kids raised on vidya, a socially stunted autist with great taste in game but no hope of ever being in a meaningful relationship. I know that I dodged a bullet by discovering a love of books in 2nd grade. Still socially stunted, but with any hope I can at least make myself a career.


bf2e77 No.14547297

So here's some PC games:

>Rain World

>Brigador

>Astroneer (baby's first Factorio)

>Stardew Valley

>UT2004

>Age of Mythology

>Hexen/Heretic

>Grezzo II

And here's some shit to emulate:

>Super Mario RPG

>Secret of Mana

>Final Fantasy Tactics / Advance

>i-Ninja

>Super Mario Sunshine

There's more but I can't think of anything else right now.


78c455 No.14547300

>>14544951

Care to take a video and show us how it's played?


bf2e77 No.14547313

>>14530405

The personalities of furries are what's sickening, not the fetish itself.

It's one of those things where the person becomes the fetish.


42c828 No.14547363

Dragon Quest VIII.

I wish I could have experienced that game as a little kid.

So comfy.


720a7b No.14547609

File: b762bf9f902dc97⋯.png (142.99 KB, 976x758, 488:379, am2r.png)

>>14529056

My little brother (13) loves AM2R. It's a hard game for a kid by today's standards, but he's beat it twice already. If your kiddo can beat touhou this shouldn't be too hard.


d128c7 No.14547841

File: 4d540da2246ff52⋯.jpg (31.11 KB, 896x349, 896:349, 4d540da2246ff5209ab8ab3665….jpg)

>>14530160

>tfw you are a family man at heart and good with kids but no real waifu to start a family


02e66f No.14547939

OddWorlds Abe Odysee (the 2D original version)

Shenmue on dreamcast

MYST


d2b124 No.14547950

File: b5605765baab10b⋯.png (175.55 KB, 327x522, 109:174, fha.PNG)

>>14529056

>He's 10 and his computer is bottlenecked by a gtx 650

let him play doom classic and see what happens.


a24284 No.14548013

Suppose any of us makes a kid, what games should an average /v/ anon introduce to him? Start from NES and DOS at age 4 and slowly move towards the end of the 6th gen? Occasionally feed the kid bits of history if he's genuinely interested? Should there be a difference of games between a boy and a girl? Maybe I should do a chart.


d6003c No.14548028

File: 11b9452accdfdca⋯.jpg (122.95 KB, 640x480, 4:3, freddi 2.jpg)

>>14545169

>no freddi fish

>no spy fox


8c589c No.14548029

>>14548013

Teach him how to play sports and things to do outside, away from video games.


b6e884 No.14548032

>>14548013

I'd be sure he'd never become a PC fat and he's be going outside more than anything.


a24284 No.14548057

>>14548029

>>14548032

That's also a more than viable solution, but he'll definitely be introduced to vidya at school and, assuming most kids now are playing something like Minecraft and the latest AAA garbage, he might inevitably start pestering the dad-anon for those. The question is -

should there be preventive measures in order for the kid to have at least better-than-average taste in vidya?


8c589c No.14548067

>>14548057

I will beat my child if he plays video games.


1d18c0 No.14548089

File: b3ea940b990504d⋯.webm (2.72 MB, 480x480, 1:1, columbine.webm)


5eadf2 No.14548112

>>14529056

<Botanicula

and nything by the studio that made it


ea2aa8 No.14548114

>>14529056

Monster Girl Quest :^)


ba64ea No.14548169

>>14529942

I really don't get shit like this. My friend said that he first fapped when he was like 7 or 8. We didn't have internet in my house until I was like 11 and it was piece of shit dial up that just never worked. Didn't get "working" internet until I was about 13.

I'd seen tits in movies by this point but nothing too crazy. Terminator and Total Recall were the only ones I properly remember and some film where some whore goes into a car wash and gets fucked by the attendant or some random dude and claim it was them "making love".

Probably was 12 when I saw my first porno but it was because my brother stole my grandmother's credit card to pay for the XXX channel on Sky and it was just lesbians eating each other out and messing around with dildos. Plus you didn't see any pussy.

But yeah, porn didn't really become a thing for me until I was like 13 or 14 when my brother discovered KazAa and filled our 500mb hard-drive with low quality porn.

Maybe I was more sheltered about this sort of shit? My friend fapping at that age I just really don't believe and seems wrong. Maybe his uncle showed him how to do it, I don't know.


f0d690 No.14548207

>>14529056

How about the DMC series? The first 2 games could be easily emulated, the other two have okay ports. That's a pretty fun edgy game for a kid, but not dangerously edgy.


be3c31 No.14548226

File: bcdf1a1d06b6698⋯.png (65.29 KB, 1920x1088, 30:17, ninja-gaiden-nes.png)

File: 4fb4e3c0dce0718⋯.webm (2.33 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Seeking Truth.webm)

>>14529056

The three NES Ninja Gaiden games, Classicvanias, La-Mulana- original version (he probably won't finish it but he'll have a great time), Shadowgate and Uninvited, Maniac Mansion, Shadow of the Beast, Duke Nukem 1 and 2, Illusion of Gaia and Chrono Trigger (if he has patients for story), Heart of Darkness, Cave Story, classic Spelunky, any of the good Mega Man games, Adventure Island and Wonder Boy, TMNT 2 (hell maybe TMNT 1 as well) Rampage.

He's probably too young for Nioh.


cbaf45 No.14548265

>>14548169

You didn't figure out that touching your dick feels good as a kid? I was fapping before I could ejaculate, so I remember being freaked out the first time I came.


be3c31 No.14548281

File: 2a2eb64d672a601⋯.png (5.99 KB, 253x199, 253:199, Goncern.png)

File: 07ec7316c6e4345⋯.jpg (84.02 KB, 313x361, 313:361, SPECIAL SECRET.jpg)

>>14548169

>Maybe his uncle showed him how to do it, I don't know.


ed43d5 No.14548292

>>14529056

You're a cool brother, make him play earthbound or barkley gaiden


cbaf45 No.14548301

File: a21cde17804ffdc⋯.png (59.11 KB, 413x403, 413:403, 27fa3633c00725d878290958e4….png)

>>14548292

>make him play goon shit


ba64ea No.14548329

>>14548265

I freaked out the first time I came too and then fapped straight away afterwards because holy shit was it good. The earliest boner I can remember was when I was 10 or 11 to be honest. It felt good but even back then I wasn't exactly sure why I kept getting them. Didn't have sex ed until like 12 or 13 I think?

I also remember pulling back my foreskin for the first time and thinking my dick fell off. That was fucking weird.


ddd51d No.14548365

File: 3efc26c067f3364⋯.jpg (80.36 KB, 640x480, 4:3, [power scared].jpg)

>>14534979

>frozen spider elsa

Fuck, I forgot about that.


28bbb2 No.14554034

File: 47ece4017c77a9a⋯.jpg (42.24 KB, 540x534, 90:89, 47ece4017c77a9a6f781a20d1e….jpg)

>>14548329

>I also remember pulling back my foreskin for the first time and thinking my dick fell off. That was fucking weird.


d60b05 No.14554069

File: 5b64ad3209341e6⋯.webm (6.17 MB, 712x536, 89:67, perfectlynormalgameforlit….webm)


2f253f No.14557698

Anything from when nintendo put out good games is fit for a kid, and easily emulatable on a gtx 650 computer assuming it has a comparable CPU.

If he's 10 in 2018 he already got showered with leftist propaganda in school anyway so I don't see why it would make any damage to just let the kid play GTA or some shit, though.


4c0c84 No.14557703

>>14529056

Warcraft 3


81dd4c No.14557794

File: b627d0869ce83ba⋯.webm (745.28 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1396872463714.webm)

>>14531374

>a stick

>for touhou

Holy shit lmao


3967bb No.14557814

File: 944d3ea0a5b9856⋯.png (585.43 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, temmie__by_taconoobgamer-d….png)

Ni no Kuni II

Undertale

Fortnite Battle Royale, with all the other 10 year olds


a9d0cb No.14557836

Does no one remember the last time an anon asked this wtf? I remeber last time anon asked about the little kid playing touhou everyone was happy about it. Now theres a bunch of faggots saying hes done something bad or memeing. Fuck dude am I the only one who thinks that this question has been asked already or am I mixing 2 stories.

I bet this thread would have half of the replies in it if everyone who hasnt been on for at least a year was gone. But I guess thats pretty obvious as to what type of people are on here now, since people are saying weeaboo unironically, and confusing the Nips with the jewish Gooks of Asia.


eb0941 No.14557840

>>14529056

Kids like games where you can just run around doing crap, with no missions or scores. Any platformer, 3D slasher and fighting games do apply as well.


31b491 No.14557845

File: 863e3877a30bb7e⋯.jpg (20.56 KB, 250x246, 125:123, Spider-Man_2000_game_cover.jpg)

Spider-Man 2000s.


ce2b2d No.14557847

File: d95310f0dfae170⋯.jpg (26.07 KB, 446x501, 446:501, camel picking up a stick.jpg)

>>14531384

>>14531374

>>14557794

Marisa approves of using sticks for Touhou


f6c180 No.14557852

Long past but:

Older Blizzard titles have a good mix of story and are easy enough to get into for kids.

LEGO RACER 1 and 2 or Star Wars Episode 1 Racer though the older Need for Speed titles work also.

Fallout 1 and 2 for Roleplaying or maybe even Systemshock 2 if he is into being spooked

X2 The threat in case of spess autism Freelancer works also


5dc43b No.14557875

>>14529056

I know a 'game' you can 'play' with your brother. It doesn't even require a computer…


78c455 No.14558141

>>14548089

This kid reminds me of Narcissa Wright


78c455 No.14558148

>>14557875

Hokey Pokey!


9c0e74 No.14558722

older brother.. so like 13 right? you jerked off right? you like girls or boys right? what's your skype?

no seriously the both of you get the fuck of 8ch and go the fuck outside. btw that pic.. what the fuck is that bathroom and that desk is what $5 at walmart or whatever? .. get the fuck outside and get swole


2f253f No.14560571

>>14529576

>that disgusting mutt skin


9673ed No.14560625

>>14548169

First time I fapped I fucked up and tore my frenulum, thought I'd fucked up bigtime but besides a small scar it seems to be fine now.


34f716 No.14560655

>>14529056

let him play with your joystick


ee5be7 No.14562380

Play hotseat HoMM3 with him fag


28bbb2 No.14565668

>>14560625

You jewcut your own cock?


effdb1 No.14565716

<Good games for a 10 year old

Do you understand where are you posting this?

I' ll find the way to personally break your legs if that kid isn't playing outside with guns today


26cab1 No.14566390

>>14529576

your kid has awful neck posture


b687a5 No.14567163

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14529056

My little 8 years old cousin already plays godawful shit like Fortnite, Feefaa and GTA VI all courtesy of his sister's boyfriend normalfag tastes but whenever he's around I show him the actually good vidya and he enjoys it much more, thankfully. So far I've convinced him to try Portal, Doom (the original one not nu-doom), Civ IV, Wario Ware and the original Crash trilogy. I'm thinking of taking it up a notch in a few weeks and hit him with something better like some strategy game, but I'm worried he's still too young to get into them.

>>14529177

>there are "speedruns" of this game that last more than six fucking hours

Whoever thought of Relics in this game should be hanged


9673ed No.14567528

>>14567163

If by strategy game you meant RTS I suggest trying Myth with him. It has no economic elements and is purely about unit micro, this makes 1v1 games less boring and much shorter than most RTS games. There's also a fan site called The Tain with various plugins (mods), at the very least grab Detail Textures Megapack (adds noise maps to textures to make the world less of an indistinct, blurry mess) and The Fallen Levels V2 (ports first game's campaign to the fan updated engine of the second game). Besides that AoM tickled my autism bone when I was really young, pretty sure I got it when I was 7 and I ended up playing it loads.

Install Guide: http://mythipedia.wikia.com/wiki/Installing/Updating_Myth_II

Game Files: https://www.dropbox.com/s/575zlde6g56fi92/Myth2_Install.7z

If you didn't mean RTS then carry on.


4de4e0 No.14567552

>>14565716

Crawl back to your cave, trog.


20458a No.14567594

File: 40e09f50240c35b⋯.gif (985.15 KB, 305x237, 305:237, Deviantart LIVE.gif)

>>14544897

>defending roblox


4de4e0 No.14567644

>>14567642

>>14567637

>>14567632

>>14567621

>>14567618

Alright fucker, you've convinced me to play through Deadly Premonitions.


224972 No.14567647

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14567644

I'm not the one bleeding.


bb6c87 No.14567654

File: 239b15a49d02493⋯.jpg (249.95 KB, 610x732, 5:6, __houjuu_nue_and_tatara_ko….jpg)

>>14529056

>he has beaten touhou 7 to 10

Good job dude you just guaranteed your little bro will develop autism.


224972 No.14567655

Watch me be reported. I smell it.


224972 No.14567661

File: 6e6fcc269d3e63b⋯.png (705.17 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14567654

Cease pretending. The kill is already cold.


224972 No.14567665

Easter time is for making games.


03b1a6 No.14567707

>>14529942

>I was 7 years old

Molested kid detected


186337 No.14567746

File: 2b4e2983ef89cc2⋯.webm (11.83 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, stalker general.webm)

Single mothers, pozzed culture, toasters, and waifus. None of them will stop anon on his triumphant march towards saving his brother!


0b103e No.14567776

File: dc4167415ff89d1⋯.png (92.4 KB, 197x251, 197:251, fuck children.png)


edf080 No.14571207

>>14567746

>stalker

Take that memegame out of this thread.


f2f840 No.14573578

>>14571207

Someone get this raging homo out of here


f8fa78 No.14574997

>>14573578

He's right though.


3fd1b9 No.14575097

File: e968b1113b3e43f⋯.jpg (19.07 KB, 242x250, 121:125, its soy.jpg)

>>14530405

>>being a furry is not okay

>>but if it doesnt have a snout it's a monster and therefore okay

Whoever said that? The post that you're responding to didn't even mention that. I sense a triggered furfag behind this post.


c4f501 No.14575114

Rayman 2


d2fec5 No.14575212

>>14529823

TWINSEN'S ODYSSEY, FAGGOT!


a58213 No.14575587

Doom with some reskin mod


09b444 No.14575671

>>14529056

Half life 2


09b444 No.14575675

>>14575661

Sports are gay, the kid should begin weight training once he hits puberty.


28bbb2 No.14578543

>>14575671

Shit game.


31a004 No.14578662

the mario games on the ds, good brainless fun.


28bbb2 No.14584485

>>14578662

Like what?


35c122 No.14584690

>>14584485

My 4 yr old nephew just got a 2DS today for his birthday from my sister. Came loaded with a Mario Kart game (or Pinocchio as he called it). He was more interested in his lego and playdoh but we showed his 6 yr old sister how to drive around. It was their first experience with VIDEOGAMES. I also gave him a used copy of SM64 DS i had kicking around


0d902e No.14584750

i recommend a rpg or a graphic adventure, so he can also learn

to solve puzzles or the value of a good

story. i suggest mario rpg and maybe

a lucas art graphic adventure.


cb392e No.14585036

File: d216544559dfc66⋯.png (982.31 KB, 612x792, 17:22, 1469846012072.png)

>Ctrl+F S.T.A.L.K.E.R

>no results

Come on, guys.


186337 No.14585068

File: 3ec1d707090643c⋯.webm (5.44 MB, 960x720, 4:3, stalkerwave.webm)


29509a No.14585299

>>14529056

>encouraging children close to you to play videogames even after experiencing for yourself how destructive they are


28bbb2 No.14589994

>>14585036

>10 year old


08237f No.14593301

>>14529272

minecraft is a perfectly fine game to give to children.


55c07a No.14593349

File: 1abdcc4e13a4269⋯.gif (1.05 MB, 478x200, 239:100, s0ee7f7f57507002449ba28f9e….gif)

>>14585299

>not wanting to inflict your pain onto others


4bae82 No.14593815

>>14529056

If you really wanna turn him into a weeb make him play Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon.


6bbe23 No.14593856

paper mario and paper mario the thousand year door

if he can play tohou he can play a simple yet patrician rpg


4bae82 No.14597964

>>14529684

Based Anon with fantastic taste in games.


eeff6c No.14598545

File: 2904051da0d996c⋯.jpg (26.33 KB, 352x707, 352:707, CH.jpg)

>>14529171

>good games with 10 year olds?


eeff6c No.14598554

>>14532177

ya they can


4bae82 No.14598562

>>14529056

>>14548292

Don't listen to this faggot >>14548301 Barkley Gaiden is great.


eeff6c No.14598598

>>14547841

Imagine you get one, have your kid and then you break up and the kid is half her and you have to deal with her being cunty forever. I't more likely than you think.


ce2b2d No.14603274

File: 988af8c9f116eb2⋯.png (1011.33 KB, 1027x860, 1027:860, not a girl.png)

>>14598545

Officer you don't understand, she's not even real!


03b1a6 No.14603339

my cock


6a8d7d No.14604121

File: 205a44dda058358⋯.png (464.33 KB, 640x360, 16:9, supermariosunshine2002-2.png)

File: 81a93a9174fd698⋯.jpg (525.03 KB, 960x768, 5:4, ss1-big.jpg)

File: c26d93a8f00d028⋯.png (80.2 KB, 1024x765, 1024:765, megamanlegends_ps1-1.png)

File: cb8fb0a3d86c42f⋯.jpg (101.96 KB, 1020x765, 4:3, media.jpg)

Any game with a hub area that you can fuck around in is always great for a kid. At least I know I used to spend hours just running around 3D space aimlessly.


fd16c8 No.14604151

>>14604121

This was and is one of the main reasons why i dislike the mario galaxy games.

No overworld but instead just a shitty little orb with nothing on it.


327d08 No.14604176

>>14604121

>>14604151

You people are the reason we see a big rise in open world games. Games like TES and GTA are literally hub worlds without entrances to other levels


6a8d7d No.14604204

>>14604176

Open worlds and hub worlds are not the same thing.

The thing that makes hubworlds great is that they are the exact size they need to be no more no less. Open worlds are just big for the sake of being big, It's not my fault that, some devs think bigger equals better, when it's not necessarily true.


9f6061 No.14604212

File: 96dbdd997474043⋯.jpg (121.35 KB, 636x720, 53:60, 3rd grade niggas.jpg)

>>14604176

>People that liked good games with good sandbox elements are the reason bad games with bad sandbox elements are being made

sure


a070c6 No.14604254

You could get him to play stuff like:

Darkwood

Limbo of the lost

Dark Messiah

Stalker

Star Wars Republic Commando

Thief 2

Please stop feeding him those games, he still has a future in front of him


61f8a6 No.14612879

File: 7fa86fd64812b7f⋯.png (1.08 MB, 800x800, 1:1, 1523085894438.png)

>7yo cousin pesters me to install Minecraft

>can't even play Doom properly

git gut scrub before I let you play games that your favourite ecelebs watch


44c32b No.14613286

SFIV or SFV are great games for 10 year olds, that's about how smart the fanbase is.


13dee2 No.14613305

>>14529056

Get that nigger to play Factorio and don't let him stop until he's a computer scientist or hardware engineer.


28bbb2 No.14620410

>>14613305

That's now how it works.


289cfc No.14620648

>>14620410

You mean, that's not how it works? Or, jokingly, you're agreeing with him that playing Factorio can lead to you becoming an engineer? Please clarify.


ce2b2d No.14620668

>>14613305

That'd be more like architect or civic engineer.

You want the Zachtronics games like Shenzhen I/O for computers.


67ade1 No.14621038

>>14530097

>Don't know which mouse to get really

Just get him a 10bucks mouse anon. Those things break easy anyway. I know i have mine for like 2 years now.


98691a No.14621093

>>14584690

>SM64DS

Sublime taste anon.

Im planning on getting a job so I can make money and when I do, im going to increase the storage on my wiiu and install a shitload of games like super mario galaxy/sunshine/3dland/paper mario and much more because I could, but right now I can't

>>14593301

Every kid with technology and their mom knows about minecraft, in fact, they never shut the fuck up about it and is basically like their fortnite.

I'm only suggesting a better alternative with much more content in every aspect and much more replayablility.

>>14604121

Ocarina of time is shit though, twilight princess is the best Zeldo.

A kid would also like BOTW to dick around in its overworld, I know I had fun doing that for a while.


6a8d7d No.14621188

>>14621093

Twilight princess is good for a linear straightforward playthough, but I wasn't a fan of it's overworld, too big with not enough interesting side activties to do. I prefer over world of OoT and Majora that are smaller but filled with more content.


98691a No.14621296

>>14621188

Eh, I can download those games on freeshop ezpz, I guess I'll give OoT a try once more.


6a8d7d No.14621377

>>14621296

In terms of side quests Majora is far better then OoT since getting all the masks is optional, but IMO all of them are fun to get.


1bdfd1 No.14621763

Give him Spiderman 2. It's the shit. PS2 version is the supperior one.


6a8d7d No.14621816

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14621763

Aside from the PC version being a completely different game, how is the PS2 version better then the Xbox or Gamecube ones? I remember the trend of multiplatform games being that the Xbox usually had the best version of any game, but only slightly in terms of graphics, aside from there games are exactly the same, unless theres a situation like Soulcalibur 2 where different consoles had different characters.


1bdfd1 No.14621858

>>14621816

It's the best for emulation because Xbox emulation a shit.




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