7e1e2e No.14435634
Let's make some vidya cocktails.
I don't drink so mine are gonna be shit.
>The Quad Shotgun
4 shots of espresso
4 shots of vodka
>The MVC
1 part real American whiskey
1 part real Japanese sake
Topped with a slice of mango and a scoop of Haagen Dazs
Side of Pringles
>The Battlefront Special
An empty glass.
Shots come as microtransactions and you never know which one you're gonna get.
>The Designated DRIV3R
A glass of water but it's actually Everclear.
1fa625 No.14435644
>The Metal Gear Solid V
1/3 of a shot of bitters
4730f6 No.14435652
397340 No.14435654
There was a bar in Japan selling Estus back when Dark Souls 2 was released. I wonder what it tasted like.
1fa625 No.14435660
>The Fallout 4
A martini glass of water with an olive-sized garnish of real radioactive waste
>The Skyrim
1 part mead
1 part juniper berries
1 blended doughnut
Repeat 7x in 7 64oz. glasses, 5 of which have faceted sides, 2 of which have smooth sides
You have to drink all the glasses.
4730f6 No.14435666
>The souls series
Your first shot tastes good, your second is better, the third one is only good with other people, the fourth tastes like juice, the fifth is more concentrated juice.
189ec7 No.14435669
f1ed95 No.14435697
>>14435634
Yum Yum is the best drink.
21c849 No.14435746
>No Man's Drink
Get a shot glass.
1fa625 No.14435787
>>14435697
Way to save a thumbnail, dipshit.
da4bc8 No.14435805
>Vending Machine
Two shots of gin, a spoonful of triple sec, and fill with lemon lime soda.
>SCZed
Three shots of rum and a smack of bitters drowned under blue Hawaiian punch.
>The Corporate Take Over
A shot of high quality bourbon and a spoonful of syrup drowned in cheap root beer.
>Another Indie Darling (aka the Soyboy)
Spoonful each of vodka and coffee, fill to brim with sweetened soy milk.
>The Backer Reward
Layer in 1 cm increments Kahula, Irish cream, and Raspberry liqueur in a coffee mug over 5 hours, then down the thing in less than 5 seconds.
>The Mark Special
Blend/puree a dessert cupcake (chocolate or vanilla with icing) until smooth, then mix in a mug with a tablespoon of melted chocolate and 1/2 a cup of vodka.
>The Dark Souls of Cocktails
Fill half a glass with whiskey, add a dash of each of the following; horseradish, mustard, hot sauce, and salt. Fill to brim with a vinegar based BBQ sauce.
6cc84a No.14435898
>>14435787
>phoneposting
If you had a real screen, you'd have no problem reading that nigger.
>the His majesty king Harlaus
Half a glass strong dark ale, Holland beer for instance
2 spoonfuls melted butter
1 spoonful salt
fill the rest with vodka
7e1e2e No.14435920
>Donkey Kong:
Banana liqueur and rum, tapped straight from the barrel.
Put it on ice with some iced pineapple liqueur for a Tropical Freeze.
7d3f07 No.14435942
1/4 cup orange juice
1 tbsp pomegranate juice
1& 1/2 cup ketchup
1/4 cup gently blended guajillo chilies
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp cumin
1 tbsp red crushed pepper
name my cocktail /v/
5e2901 No.14435944
A complete list of what you should be drinking while playing games:
-water
-nothing
this concludes our list, we thank you for your understanding.
2faa9f No.14435953
>>14435942
The Berzerker Pack
Because anyone who drinks that shit is going to want to rip and tear your guts.
46d143 No.14435958
>>14435944
>Gamer fuel thread
1 part limestone mixing water, 1 part tap water, fill to brim with sparkling water.
e349c9 No.14435965
>>14435697
Here is a better version, idiot
2faa9f No.14435990
>the Yakuza
Japanese whisky on the rocks, to be drunk after singing a karaoke ballad.
>The Persona 5
A glass of high quality whisky, but it’s just Coke man, we don’t actually drink real alcohol.
>The Todd Howard
The bartender hyped up your drink to the best of his ability, then serves you a watered down Old Fashioned.
33124e No.14436015
>the reported
- 1 part captcha
- 1 part report submitted
Garnish to taste
e898af No.14436031
>The Xenogulp
It's a good old Gin Fizz, except it's served with a booklet detailing a great deal of backstory behind the drink's creation thousands of years ago.
4730f6 No.14436039
>>14436015
>ss13 fag
I see the part shit taste is from your own body
33124e No.14436053
>>14436039
(1) post ITT
>brings up ss13
You wiggity wot m8
5ce3b4 No.14436087
>The PayDay
1 part polish potato vodka
2 parts bottled creme soda
It's pretty good. Cheap too.
d4926f No.14436151
I've never drunk cocktails before, never had the creativity to make my own. So the only thing I can offer is a straight spirit with lemon juice. I.E.
>Zone of the Enders Cocktail
>quick
>simple
>gets the job done
4730f6 No.14436158
d8ecd5 No.14436208
>The 100% Orange Juice
1 glass of orange juice
03c896 No.14436272
>>14436208
>The Demo
1 glass of whiskey, refill when empty, then throw up on stream and yell at people asking you to make videos for the 1000th time before passing out in your chair.
f9858f No.14436305
>>14435654
Sunny D and Vodka no doubt.
Actually I found this recipe a while ago and tried it, it's alright.
6 oz Pulp-Free Orange Juice
6 oz Ginger Beer
2 shots Cinnamon Whiskey
3 Ice Cubes
Squeeze of Lemon
>>14435660
I pirated Fallout 4 and all the DLC. When I got to nuka world I found a recipe
for a Nuka-BombDrop.
Tried it out in real life as such. 2 shots each of Rum, Vodka, Bourbon and a fruity drink (I've tried with both Sangria and Sloe Gin. I'd imagine a wine would actually work well too. Basically if it's alcoholic and has a strong fruit flavor it should work.
PUt over ice in a Highball glass, then add equal parts Coke-cola. Basically it should come out tasting like a mostly cola Highball, but will hit you like a ton of bricks.
>>14436151
I have a book of them. Honestly looking at them makes me think they're way too expensive, or use shit that's way too obscure to find. And then there's all the assorted tools you need. I'd say just to stuff like Highballs or Dark and Stormy
bd0b83 No.14436306
>>14436208
Filled with shards of glass and dice with all sides marked as 1 rolls.
8ed3d3 No.14436374
Jet Force Gemini
Something with three ingredients. Someone that actually drinks help me out here
>The Thousand Year Door
Something simple, but good.
f9858f No.14436485
>>14436374
Blue Curacao, Triple Sec, and a silver rum despite owning Jet Force Gemini I never really played much of it so can't offer something more tailored to it.
For Thousand Year Door
Malibu Coconut rum and a Peach Schnapps for a Fresh Juice Cocktail.
5c7c74 No.14436496
>>14435634
>1 part real American whiskey
That's where you're wrong, asshole.
134bfe No.14436526
>>14435654
>>14436305
When are we going to get a bar offering proper servings of estus.
I.e. a jar of burning ash.
32a80e No.14436551
>>14435634
>>MVC
>not an equal parts mix between a shot of the cheapest sake you can find and some fresh San Fran sewer water.
940711 No.14436590
>>14436551
>not a raw weeb snake fed vodka until it died
38a5d1 No.14436598
I'm just learning how to make Frozen Rum drinks, anyone got good recipes for those?
1fa625 No.14436629
>>14435898
>phoneposting
No, you're just objectively wrong.
7e1e2e No.14437618
>The Hyper Weapon
1 glass of beer
2 shots of whiskey
1 teaspoon of nut butter
>Hell on Earth
1 shot chili-infused vodka
1 tablespoon Tabasco
Garnished with a chili pepper, sliced in half
>The Fundrink
Bartender asks the patrons to call a drink out
Takes the first six called out and mixes them together
>Hotline Miami
1 shot bourbon
1 shot rye whiskey
Served hot.
1 slice pizza. It's on the house.
b16f65 No.14437675
>>14435634
>The Dark Souls 3
After you mix all the ingredients together, you notice a gentle breeze passing by and it tips the glass over.
>The Sonic Mania
While tending to the bar, they ask you for a cocktail mix. You fuck it up so bad your customer asks to make the mix himself. Turns out he's much better than you at your job.
>The Mighty Number 9
You drink straight medicinal alcohol and try to convince yourself it's better than nothing.
ee85eb No.14437699
>>14435634
>>The Designated DRIV3R
>A glass of water but it's actually Everclear.
7090c3 No.14437769
I can finally post these.
eff1a9 No.14438173
>tfw you will never mix margaritas like Kenshiro
79a5ec No.14438281
4706eb No.14438306
>>14437769
How the fuck do you make any of the first with no measurements
e0be8e No.14438318
>>14435634
>The Liberty Carbomb
1 oz. Irish Creme
1 oz Whiskey
1 glass Guiness Stout
Drink like any other “bomb" drink.
Best served before or after Hot Coffee.
d49a32 No.14438337
>>14435634
The Villager
>1 part apple juice
>1 part peach juice
>2 shots of absolut pears
>Top with orange slice
626cdf No.14438344
>>14435634
>mountain dew hard lemonade
My toes are falling off just thinking about it. I also think the quad would be better with whiskey. Whiskey and coffee mix nicely.
3bd92b No.14438371
>>14438306
Hope you guessed correctly.
4706eb No.14438390
>>14438371
It at least spurred my imagination but it needs direction: I would want a PF drink, ticon blue and Particulate red, with blue Curaçao and sangria with dyed tapioca pearls for the particles. It needs more body than a single drink each though. Probably Hypnotiq for blue, need an actual liquor for red. I'd call it Mire probably.
cba5c9 No.14438400
>>14438344
yea nah none of those drinks have any alchohol they're just labelled that way to appeal to college students.
626cdf No.14438418
>>14438400
Oh damn, you're right. That's somehow even more pathetic.
d89e53 No.14438605
>Total Overdose
4 ice cubes
A pinch of (((kosher))) / sea salt
1/2 of lemon juice
1 1/2 shots of Tequila
Fill the rest of the glass with squirt or any other grapefruit soft drink
f21c1b No.14438630
Nice leddit containment thread, OP, have a bump.
d89e53 No.14438655
>>14438605
I meant half a lemon, not half glass of lemon juice.
357b37 No.14439076
>>14435644
>Revolver Ocelot
12 Shots of Vodka
Steep black tea for at least 6 hours.
2 Shots of heavy simple syrup. More if you want to vomit
c74039 No.14441571
>NEET Feast
Slice of tombstone pizza dipped in a cup noodle
>Janitor Edition
Hot pocket in a bowl of asian beer
228f61 No.14441590
Portal to Gensokyo
>bleach
e77109 No.14452177
The QPU
6 parts shochu, one part dry vermouth. Pour into cocktail shaker, half-press the lid and shake, steadily building up speed for 12 hours.
3a07d5 No.14452985
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14441590
where I come from that one's called
>balamb garden
70b785 No.14456336
I know /v/ hates League of Legends, but here are some old drink recipes I saved a long time ago.
3bcc63 No.14456349
>>14456336
>League of Legends
df60b9 No.14456364
>>14456336
Some of those aren't even alcoholic you fuckin gay
a73fa4 No.14456456
>>14435666
Holy fuck this is perfect, thanks Satan
c22e45 No.14456472
>>14456130
I know where they sell those specific drinks. If I come across one of them like a 7eleven I'll buy both of them.
390edc No.14456485
>The Team Fortress 2
>make a Manhattan, then continue to add ingredients until nobody will drink it
33124e No.14456492
>>14456399
>No Spike shota shot
Gay ass chart
16768a No.14459106
>>14456573
>not liking good drinks
4706eb No.14462566
>>14459106
I post that whenever presence is shown regardless of the context. Either way, just like the dotashit in >>14437769 , it once again lacks measurements you fucker, i'm not just going to wing it with expensive brand name liquor.
>>14456492
And you, top right.
13ab64 No.14462637
I call it "Games as a Service".
Ingredients: 1 bottle of Everclear
Instructions: Drink the entire bottle in less than 3 minutes.
If you live through it, try again tomorrow.
ff79a4 No.14462672
>>14462637
Do people use Everclear for fuel or do they actually drink it? Because 40% alcohol hurts me I can't imagine drinking 95%.
13ab64 No.14462698
>>14462672
I've drank it before, because it was cheap and plentiful. Usually you want to mix it with something, but I've done shots before. Feels like the kind of chemical burn you'd expect from drinking industrial cleaners. And if you're going to vomit, try not to let any get in your nose. It'll strip the lining out of your sinuses.
If you want high potency, you'd be better off with Bacardi 151. Everclear is pretty much just used to kick up mixers, or to kill yourself.
9e1f20 No.14462736
>>14438306
Use common sense to determine which ones are the baseline. I don't know how to give a proper measure, so i'll just wing one.
The baseline is clearly the Rum and Maracuja at probably equal measure, since Maracuja is a deluxe passion fruit so it wouldn't be a garnish or some shit, and with a quick search cocktails have Maracuja as a main ingrediant.
Ginger Ale is added in as a way to give it some bubbles, so less then either part of the mix. Lemon is usually used to add a bit of tang to a fruit in cooking, like if you're simmering fruit you'd use lemon juice to help break it down and bring out the flavor without using sugar since sugar breaks down badly in heat and isn't good with simmering unless you're making jam, irrelevant but good to know so lemon juice would be just a dash.
Peach, Mandarin and Orange would be mixed together in equal measure for the mixed taste.
So portions wise i'd rank it like this: Rum 3/ Maracuja 2/ Ginger Ale 2/ Peach 1.5/ Mandarin 1.5/ Orange 1.5/ Lemon 0.5
I've been experimenting with sugarless fruit recipes since a family member got diagonosed with diabeetus, and generally fruit mixing is pretty easy for taste, sour stuff is used sparingly to bring out the tastes of sweet and bitter fruits, the acid in lemons breaks down other fruits subtly, so it's not just a sour flavor, it has to be used sparingly and in precise amounts as an additive, even in drinks, otherwise the whole recipe goes to shit.
9e1f20 No.14462784
>>14459114
never mix your uppers and downers.
13ab64 No.14462809
>>14462784
Shut the fuck up. Clearly it's fine, otherwise a respectable and responsible corporation like Budweiser wouldn't make alcoholic energy drinks. Surely that had to go through rigorous FDA approval as well, and they seem to be a pretty on the ball bunch.
9e1f20 No.14462829
>>14438605
>Only 1 1/2 shots of tequila for the most los mexicano game in this sombrero
Better idea, get a bottle of tequila and make tequila extract by adding more tequila to the tequila and then dancing around it while it's covered by your sombero, pour 3 shots of it then 2 of 3 chaser shots of regular tequila to down it back with in between shots, with the last chaser shot being tequila with a dash of extract of spicy peppers. Make sure to down all of the shots in one sitting with no stops in between.
Finally, to complete the drink, drink the rest of the bottle of tequila and then hold up a tequila store for more tequila.
a3c200 No.14462838
>>14462809
Again? I thought that got shut down previously when some other group.
46b9c3 No.14462855
>Hyper potion
<two shots whiskey
<stout beer for filler
<caffeine supplement, so red bull or something
<hint of cola for a tinge of sweet
This is dumb, I am not good at this, I don't like this thread.
9e1f20 No.14462877
>>14462855
Then why are you here?
also
>mixing caffiene with alchohol
For the love of god please do not do this in real life.
Generally just mix alcohol with either other alcoholic drinks or fruits, it's not too hard. If you want a drink to be a certain color, there's plenty of fruits that do that too.
13ab64 No.14462896
>>14462838
I was just shitposting. Pretty sure they got in some legal trouble around 2008/10 or something and either reformulated it to remove the stimulants or just shitcanned it altogether. I didn't see it on shelves much in my area after that.
And to be honest, I don't really drink anymore. Quit smoking and drinking both when I lost my weight, and aside from the occasional craft beer I really only drink over the holidays for obvious reasons. Even then, it's nothing fancy. Just left over fruit juices from the ham glaze mixed together with a couple shots of Seagrams gin.
9e1f20 No.14462914
>>14462896
I don't drink often either, but good looking food and drink is still something to drool over.
46b9c3 No.14462916
>>14462877
>Then why are you here
Why are you here?
<not mixing caffeine with alcohol
For the love of god, please don't be such a faggot. There's nothing wrong with consuming caffeine alongside alcohol.
13ab64 No.14462922
>>14462877
>>mixing caffiene with alchohol
>For the love of god please do not do this in real life.
It's fine, hyper pussy. You act like you've never had an Irish Coffee before.
4706eb No.14463096
>>14462809
So these guys had to remove the caffeine, but Budweiser doesn't? Guess the reason had nothing to do with the relative size of the manufacturers.
89f50d No.14463116
>Gin and Sonic
G&T + Meth.
Only real drink you need.
6f824c No.14463188
The Game Journalist
Pour whatever drink you have into a plastic cup, making sure to spill some on the side.
cbe235 No.14463195
>>14456399
You don't even deserve of a checked dubs.
94582e No.14463216
Eh when it comes to drinking with vidya I don't get very fancy but I try to make the drink fit the game.
So like hack n slash types, or just CUHRAZEE style games (DMC, Bayonetta) that is usually a redbull + vodka thing.
For something like the MGS series, usually straight whisky or scotch.
Beer and/or rum and cokes for multiplayer games.
13ab64 No.14463416
>>14463116
>G&T + Meth.
>Only real drink you need.
Not alcoholic, but you can make real life "Rushing Water" from Fallout: New Vegas. Just cook some meth, and then take the used coffee filters and put one in a large pitcher of water - then stir. Add Koolaid for flavoring if you want.
Gives a fantastic and much more mellow whole body buzz that leaves you glowing and full of energy.
d22857 No.14463479
>>14437769
>Vodka and Tabasco
That sounds fucking awful.
798cdf No.14463497
>>14463416
>just make some meth
this isn't payday you maniac
c74039 No.14476890
>>14441571
Made the NEET Feast, it was alright but there's definitely better Neo Kobe Pizzas out there.
ae690e No.14476914
/v/
>Peach Schnapps
>Midori
>Sour mix
>Sprite
the joke is it's fucking gay
699f84 No.14476916
>>14463416
>Just cook some meth
Oh yeah let me just cook up some fucking meth. I keep the ingredients next to the spices in my cupboard.
3bd92b No.14476920
>>14476914
The joke is pretty fucking old newfriend. >>14435697
842855 No.14476974
</v/irgin's sperm
Mt Dew White-Out
some coriander (optional)
a few lumps of lemon meringue cream or alternatively dark chocolate
16768a No.14477000
>>14462566
Underageb& detected. You don't measure drinks. You mix to taste.
>>14463195
Stay mad, cuck.
0963cc No.14477002
>energy drinks
>alchoholic drinks
None of that shit for me.
f99f7d No.14477008
Mike Tyson's Punch
>2 cups strawberry Kool-aid
>2 Cups raspberry Kool-Aid
>2 Cups ginger ale
>1 box frozen strawberries
ad3776 No.14477021
>>14463188
More like pour whatever non-alcoholic drink you have in a plastic cup, spilling it, and then walk around telling everyone you drank so much and you're feeling really drunk
ad3776 No.14477026
>>14477000
Neck yourself for wasting trips ponyfaggot
117c4d No.14477058
>the Water
2 parts hydrogen gas.
1 part oxygen gas.
Cover your ears, ignite.
Add ice.
e5d275 No.14477109
I got linked to this one on a video-game-inspired alcoholic beverages tumblr a few years ago.
>the Warp Pipe
3/4 shot Blue Curacao
1/2 bottle Mike’s Hard Limeade
1/2 shot Bols Melon
1/2 Lime (cut into wedges)
"Directions: Cut your half a lime into four wedges. Squeeze the lime juice into a highball glass and then drop them in the bottom. Add some ice overtop the limes, then pour in the Blue Curacao. Add the Mike’s Hard Limeade until the glass is almost full, then top with your Bols Melon. Stir a bit with a straw and enjoy. Tip: make sure you don’t add too much Bols Melon, or the melon flavor will overpower the lime. This is a great summer drink!
See how far the warp pipe goes…"
5029ce No.14477145
>>14477058
Would it be possible to even make H2O using it's base compounds manually?
3bd92b No.14477158
3ecb38 No.14477167
>>14477145
When hydrogen burns in an environment of pure oxygen water vapor is the byproduct. Also heat.
16768a No.14477176
>>14477026
>trips
>not recognizing full house digits
>not recognizing superior drinks
5029ce No.14477189
>>14477167
I don't mean water vapor though,i mean would it be possible to make regular old water.
3bd92b No.14477198
>>14477189
Is water vapor not water?
3ecb38 No.14477203
>>14477189
Just condense it man.
5029ce No.14477206
>>14477198
Well yes but i mean in the drinkable sense.
0963cc No.14477210
>>14477189
You would need to make a huge explosion to even make a small glass of water.
ad3776 No.14477215
>>14477176
Fuck off back to your children's show
5029ce No.14477218
>>14477210
That must have been one big ass bang or series of bangs millions of years ago then.
3bd92b No.14477222
>>14477206
The only difference between pure water and the kind you drink are trace minerals that only matter if you spend a very long time drinking water with none.
>>14477218
Look at the big brain on brett.
3ecb38 No.14477227
>>14462637
There's a variant of that called "P2W Lootbox" where instead of drinking it you shove the neck of the opened bottle directly up your ass.
2a194d No.14477297
I like to just drink wine out of my goblets and tankards
3ecb38 No.14477300
>>14456399
>>14456336
>>14437769
It's come to my attention that these young ladies are lacking theme drinks designed after them.
58c8e5 No.14477349
I do not understand the appeal of drinking.
6f824c No.14477379
>>14477021
Improvement acknowledged.
You should also pour it only 1/4 full.
105fbe No.14477382
>>14477349
Here's how it goes down
>I am a normalfag and desperately need to suppress my constant anxiety about the future as well as fit in with my peers.
>I know, I'll spend half my disposable income from my meager wage on alcohol.
313c80 No.14477412
>>14477349
At first you get few time drunk to get high, then you pretend you drink because of taste, then you realize you were drinking all this time to feel lively and get hooked with your friends, then your drinking habits ruin your friendships and you drink just to feel good, then sadness doesn't come off and you get drunk to feel just a little happy. Eventually you start drinking just so you will destroy your health and die quicker.
Appeal of alcohol is generated by consuming alcohol.
0d116b No.14477509
>>14477412
Or I don't know, you can act like a resposible person and don't abuse something just because it makes you feel better, but hey, you either don't drink at all or you become fullblown alcoholic right?
99bfd9 No.14478042
>>14452177
Okay, I laughed.
280d4a No.14478107
>>14477509
>Expecting shades of grey
>On the website where your choice of politics are either far-right, far-left, or slightly less farther right
>making no mention of the thousand splinter boards of the far-left and far-right boards because they fracture about as often as actual communist/national socialist groups do
70383c No.14478291
>>14477227
>buttchugging everclear
What a way to die.
4e9291 No.14478320
>>14435634
>4 shots of vodka
served in a tall glass?
19dde8 No.14478552
>The Wind "Waker"
1 ounce Jamaican rum (smith and croix or myers)
1/2 ounce of grand marnier or pierre ferrand dry curacao
1 tbsp hersheys chocolate syrup
7 ounces hot coffee
3 ounces of coconut water or juice (Foco, Zola, vita coco, etc etc
top with
either 1 ounce evaporated milk with 1 ounce water
or top with half and half
>Asscreed apple of eden
1 ounce of bourbon
5 to 6 ounces of lemon lime gatorade
(swear to fucking christ it tastes like cheap apple juice)
19dde8 No.14478566
>>14435634
Forest temple elixir
fucks you up so bad youll finally understand those nigger jungle chants in the ocarina of time
take empty 1 liter bottle and fill with
>1 oz vodka
>2 oz of white rum
>dash to 1/4 oz of lime juice
>2oz midori green melon liquer
>3oz peach schnappes
>fill rest regular Mtn Dew to desired taste
>prepare to get shit faced
19dde8 No.14478579
>>14478566
excuse me, a slight correction, I meant 3.5 oz vodka
19dde8 No.14478592
>>14478552
its called the wind waker because it sounds nice and great right at first. but then you start sailing off and doing inane bullshit and you eventually fall asleep forgetting what you were supposed to be doing
13ab64 No.14479029
>>14478291
I've heard stories from EMT responders, and you'd surprised how often it happens. Maybe not with Everclear, but old hard drinking fucks will blow out their esophagus with hard booze and cigarettes and end up turning to funneling booze up their ass. It absorbs much quicker (some people use tampons to soak up the extra booze for a "time release" buzz), and there is no "vomit" reflex, so without a way of expelling the excess alcohol - they end up dying of alcohol poisoning.
b2a1d3 No.14479056
I call this one Chun-Li Sits On Your Face And Rips A Huge Fart
2 parts Peach Schnapps
1 part Lychee Liqueur
Garnish with a Garlic Pickled Egg
03b687 No.14479069
There's a PDF of Touhou cocktail recipes somewhere but I can't find it.
03b687 No.14479074
>>14479069
http://bunbunmaru.com/kareha/projects/kareha.pl/1303198653/
This'll have to do. It should probably be beer but I guess alcohol is service enough to Gensokyo's deity.
470434 No.14479092
>>14477382
>Alcohol is expensive
Do you get out much at all?
390edc No.14479341
>>14477382
>I am a normalfag and desperately need to suppress my constant anxiety about the future as well as fit in with my peers
Jokes on you, I drink alone most of the time.
>I know, I'll spend half my disposable income from my meager wage on alcohol
If you can't afford to spend $20 on a cheap bottle of liquor, then go find another job.
6d305f No.14479433
>>14477349
Have you ever felt like not doing shit and just staying in bed? Alcohol is for when you feel like that, but you're tired of lying in your bed.
f2b5be No.14479464
>>14478047
Isn't the meme 2011+X?
ae690e No.14479494
>>14477349
It makes you care so little that you're able to do all that stupid and gay shit you do online in real life.
f2ed62 No.14479524
>>14479494
Anything except Redbull.
d5a2ce No.14497317
3326ac No.14497336
>>14479092
You're lucky to live in a country with a low alcohol tax.
3326ac No.14497347
>>14478047
This entire post looks like it came from 2011.
I miss the past so much, /v/. I'd give anything to go back.
d5a2ce No.14497405
>tfw no Dragons Milk or Dogfish head in my area
Anybody know any beers from the midwest region that's any good? Wanna splurge on some expensive beer/light alcohol.
6ea8d6 No.14497429
>my alcohol tolerance used to be so high I could drink a 12 pack of Budweiser in one night
Thankfully I've been cutting down on my drinking recently and 6 buds will do it for me now.
Anyone here drink moonshine? Ole Smokey Mountain is my favorite.
dfce37 No.14497878
>>14497429
Got a couple of jars from the brewery down in the Smokeys this past summer. I thought the standard was pretty decent, and the apple pie one just tasted like drinking an apple pie with the alcohol aftertaste. Not much experience with other moonshine though, or at least not enough to differentiate different kinds. Their whisky is pretty damn good though.
>>14497405
Define the midwest? I know Jungle Jim's near Cincinnati has Dragon's Milk, but that's about the only place that I know. Speaking of Ohio beer, Great Lakes is typically not that great, but I had a Conway Irish Ale recently and it was the first one I actually really liked. Pretty much everything else I like either comes draught only or is local to Ohio… just figure out something localish.
On topic, my drink of choice is the Fire Emblem
2 parts midori
1 part lime juice
1 part blue curacao
1 part white tequila
Pour in a shaker with ice and strain
If you've never had something similar before, you'll probably like it, but if you've had variants, you'll probably be disappointed.
9c624e No.14497915
>>14497429
Got a jar of that on my shelf now, but the only time I had any I got REALLY drunk, then REALLY sick, all in the space of one evening. No idea if it was the amount, how fast, or what. It's good shit but I'm nervous about going back because I don't want to accidentally my whole Friday night wanting to die.
d5a2ce No.14497929
>>14497915
Pour shots instead and when you aren't able to you stop.
6ea8d6 No.14498056
>>14497915
I just sip tiny portions of it through the night and I am usually good about not drinking too much of it but I did exactly what you did one night. Drunk way too much of it and woke up the next morning feeling like I'm about to blow chunks and destroying the toilet at the same time, the rest of the day was like a hangover times 10 combined with constant diarrhea.
9c624e No.14498139
>>14498056
Sounds like I was hitting it too fast, then. Good to know, 'cause it's a nice buzz right up until you start feeling sick.
d5a2ce No.14499966
>>14498139
It's an uphill downhill thing with booze. The more you drink the higher the incline but once you reach that peak the steeper the fall.
33124e No.14499996
>dad is an alcoholic, goes straight to beer as soon as he gets home
>plows through 6-10 a night
>i have digestive illnesses
>cannot have more than one or two drinks every few weeks unless i want to kill my liver, because of the meds i take to manage it
I mean I'll have a glass of wine or a baileys when ots a birthday or holiday feast but I dont drink outside of that. On the plus side, I'll probably save a good chunk of money by not partying or having vices
f1396d No.14500042
>The Caladrian
1 part red wine
1 part ale
mix in skull.
chase with shot of melted butter.
>the pubg
1 part gasoline
1 part kerosine
mix in plastic bucket, preferably in a locked room.
set on fire.
shoot self in forehead
try to put out fire.
280d4a No.14500058
>>14499996
I don’t drink often but I’ve always been fascinated by mixing drinks. There was a time when booze and vidya were the biggest things chewing away at my income, I solved one problem through piracy and the other through simple self control.
sage for blogpost
afdb82 No.14500111
>>14479074
Too much goddamn gin in fucking everything.
6dd9a7 No.14500147
I got one that I make a lot for friends.
>Frieza Budokai Special
Chilled large martini glass.
2.5 oz blue curacao
1.5 oz Bombay sapphire gin
1 oz red sourpuss
.3 oz apricot brandy
1.7 oz dry vermouth
All in a martini shaker with ice.
pour 1.5 oz of chilled tonic water into martini glass, then pour martini shaker contents in.
give a splash of grenadine slowly so it separates to the bottom. and plop in 2 maraschino cherries.
For added fun serve under a black light.
9f58c2 No.14500323
>The EA patron
A shot of cum from your wife's pussy fresh from the bull's BBC.
35b7b7 No.14500351
½ shot Bacardi Big Apple Rum
½ shot Coconut Rum
½ glass Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid (or Kool-Aid)
A little less than ½ a glass Sprite
3 Strawberries
actually made this and it wasnt that bad
f1396d No.14501534
>>14500111
what, dont you like the taste of an evergreen tree?
30d176 No.14502884
>>14435697
>>14435965
>all dubs are double dubs too its pretty fucking cool
Its almost as if any dubs obtained within the same 100 posts are going to have the same pair of digits proceeding them
6e43d0 No.14508437
>>14435697
/v/ is truly the gayest board.
f9eb83 No.14508500
>>14508437
No, see, its an insult to people who drink.
Its like
You want to talk about mixed drinks instead of video games? Here's a mixed drink for you faggot, water and jizz. Drink up.
a99968 No.14508799
>>14508437
Was there ever any doubt?
bc8964 No.14508893
>>14463416
Humor me. How do you hypothetically cook meth?
I won't believe a faggot on /v/ actually does that unless I see a recipe.
inb4 he's 46% sure of the ingredients
bc8964 No.14508943
>>14435634
Kirby drinks are meant for children so they shouldn't be alcoholic.
Pic related, just plain sodas with primary colors, or the "classic" pink Kirby is just strawberry milk.
2e8418 No.14508982
>>14479069
I have all the touhou cocktail recipes of your second pic, if you want them.
bc8964 No.14509072
76dcb2 No.14509201
>>14435634
Made the MvC, it was kinda bad. Used a shot of Gekkeikan rice wine for the sake and a shot of Jack Daniels Honey for the american whiskey. Then I topped it off with a small scoop of vanilla Haagen-daz, which quickly melted into the drink, and topped it off a slice of mango. In the hands of someone more competent I'd imagine this could be good, but the JD honey is too sweet, and really overpowers everything else in the drink. Should have gone with regular jack.
545297 No.14509214
>mfw I'm better at online games when I'm drunk
It's like the alcohol takes away the stress and makes it easier to focus when you're clutching
that or the alcohol just gives me a false-sense of achievement for doing nothing but its a better experience anyways
545297 No.14509223
>>14509220
You'll be 21 years old someday, kiddo
545297 No.14509243
>>14509226
>admits to being under 21
Whatever you say, kiddo
ed1551 No.14509264
>>14435634
>vidya drinks
Pic related. You can be either one of these.
d16d33 No.14509267
>>14509226
>he still thinks consciousness is something that gives him control over himself rather than being just a more acceptable proxy actor for biochemistry
Take the unconsciousness pill, kid.
021725 No.14509285
>>14509264
>plastic bottles
Chad must take a lot of DHT.
545297 No.14509288
>>14509285
>implying its any better than the virgin drinking fluoride water that turns the frogs gay
ed1551 No.14509290
>>14509285
>DHT
runs right through him like water
6b8b5a No.14509312
>>14509226
what the fuck did I just listen to? is it considered music?
9161ce No.14509422
>>14509226
>he thinks one sip is all it takes to become a fucking full blown alcoholic
Protip: alcoholics come from people like you, too weak to actually enjoy a drink and instead guzzle it down like its fucking koolaid.
280d4a No.14509488
>>14509226
Kid, your entire body is substances. You give yourself over to fucking dopamine and shit like that everyday. Also, protip; one beer or a single shot isn’t going to make you sloppy drunk unless you’re a fucking lightweight or have a disease that converts all the blood around your brain to alcohol the minute you have a drink. Even fucking doctors say that a little alcohol is good for you, like a bottle of beer or a glass of wine. The watch word here is “moderation”, just like a slice of cake won’t turn you into a fatass, a single drink won’t make you into an alcoholic, unless you lack self-control/self-restraint. I’ve seen fat people who are sufficiently active with their only problem being that they lack the discipline to put the fucking fork down and I’ve seen drunks who’s only problem is that they drink beer like Gatorade. It’s all about how bad you allow yourself to get.
bc8964 No.14509582
>>14509226
>my consciousness is all that matters
Never take drugs, kiddo.
Hell, don't even try to lucid dream.
I've seen myself explore the realm of possibilities.
I've made my brother disappear and watched my parents struggle with grief and acceptance.
I've danced with the woman I loved under the bloodmoon, until it fell from the sky and rained down on us.
I've turned myself into a God with a sword above his heart, living my life to the fullest because of the fear of dying at any moment.
I've been the dragon on top of the pile of treasure and seen myself die and my corpse rot for centuries; i watched as humans took over and used my riches and armor to protect the cave from bandits, turning it into an archeological site to decipher the truths of the world I wrote with my nails over the walls.
You are weak, your mind is frail like your convictions.
Never try drugs. Never lucid dream.
228f61 No.14509589
drugs are bad they make you mad
4706eb No.14509600
>>14456336
Tried the frostbite using only the Vodka and Curacao, doesn't work too well. I figured it'd be fine just shaking them up together but I really do think it needs the syrup and ice blended to work, so strange.
280d4a No.14509608
>>14509582
What super smack do I need to inject into my urethra to obtain such enlightenment.
I actually did try lucid dreaming back during my teenage years, I got up to the point of obtaining consciousness within the dream, but then the dream just sort of stops. The minute that I become cognizant of myself being asleep and in a dream, I wake up.
bc8964 No.14509636
>>14509608
I can't teach you my way since it involves abusing a glitch in my brain chemistry.
But my guess is to say that DMT or ayahuasca should come pretty close to it.
eeec3f No.14509645
>>14509608
Well there is some ways that's guaranteed to work, the caveat is you'll risk putting yourself into a permanent coma. However i am always dreaming in a half-lucid state and god damn are my dreams horrifying.
First it starts normal, then it loops back to the beginning only something is "off" about the whole scene then repeat. Eventually I find myself repeating horrific scenes of wire spiders crawling in and out of my eyes while I'm trapped in a maze full of talking ventriloquist dummies, even though I'm scared shitless I'm well because I still go to work and have noire flashbacks inside the maze.
8a703e No.14509653
>Yoga Flame
-Old Monk Rum
-Mango vodka
-Mangosteen liquer
-dash of curry powder & cinnamon
bc8964 No.14509654
>>14509645
You clearly need communion with your deepest self.
Do you have something troubling you about your life, anon?
Posite sage for unrelated
5d3241 No.14509660
>>14435697
>That accutance
Did you put this through waifu2x or something?
eeec3f No.14509661
>>14509654
I wouldn't know, it generally changes every decade or so, I remember it used to be bondage and torture racks holding webbed bloated bodies on a ship that opens into a theater under the sea as far as the eye can see.
bc8964 No.14509677
>>14509661
You're single, aren't you?
4db98a No.14509679
>>14509677
Where do you think we are?
eeec3f No.14509686
>>14509677
If you think the bondage and torture racks have any significance I can assure you those only cropped up because I grew up on movies like Hellraiser, the ship I couldn't tell you though. I don't know why the being in the ship was scary it just was, the bodies weren't even scary sometimes I'd hide in one and the theater was always there since my childhood it disappeared now.
1b39fe No.14509706
>>14509677
go to facebook you non-virgin
306ef9 No.14509709
bc8964 No.14509769
>>14509706
>>14509679
I'm chatting to a cute girl that loves me as we speak. Stay mad.
>>14509686
It's up to you to decide what those mean.
They probably have a link to your personality, somehow.
57cac6 No.14509808
>>14509769
>falling for 3dpd
lmaoing @ ur lyfe
8196b6 No.14509816
>>14509488
I'm hearing a lot of new reports that state that alcohol actually isn't ever good for you in any amount on a biochemical level. That being said it's certainly done a lot of good for people who may occasionally nerd the stuff to get over humps in their life.
1b39fe No.14509820
>>14509769
enjoy getting cucked
bc8964 No.14510031
>>14509820
You can't get cucked if you never had a girl
How does it feel knowing cucks have more game than you?
a99968 No.14511355
>>14509816
That's just being pushed as part of pro-Muslim propaganda.
6f4a04 No.14512085
>>14511355
That would explain all the documentaries about it being based in current year London and parts of Europe.
19dde8 No.14513998
>>14512085
europeans drink too fucking much
d16d33 No.14515793
>>14515772
Because they're all apostates and the only law they actually follow is no pork.
d4bf21 No.14515884
>>14497878
Hey, what is the similarity between you cocktail and your waifu?
THEY'RE BOTH FUCKING FLAT!
280d4a No.14517636
>>14515772
>sweetie
I have a drink for you, take a shot of .44 magnum and if you’re still thirsty wash it down with a cold glass of bleach.
ff0924 No.14517736
>>14515772
>sweetie
I can't tell if this is some premium bait or of you're a genuine dick sucker.
Good job.
6b7543 No.14518180
>>14509220
>come to a thread that's about having fun
>boast about how much fun he's not having
polite sage
dfce37 No.14518514
>>14515884
I did tell you it would be disappointing
c0531d No.14518729
>>14497347
No one tells the thots to leave reviewbrah alone anymore. :(
c0531d No.14518734
47c6c0 No.14518770
>not just replacing 1/3 of whatever you're drinking with vodka
6b7543 No.14518787
>>14518771
>he thinks people only know one way to have fun
dfce37 No.14518801
>>14518770
>>14518771
People can have fun without alcohol, but its kind of cutting down a tree with a steak knife as opposed to a chainsaw. Its possible, but why would you do it if the chainsaw is an option?
>>14518770
>drinking slav nigger swill
If you are drinking hard liquor straight, at least get some taste and go for a scotch or whisky.
47c6c0 No.14518832
>>14518801
>drinking it straight
try reading that again you triple nigger
nothing is as flexible and widely compatible as vodka
6b7543 No.14518851
>>14518798
>you drink alcohol therefore you are an alcoholic
b64b21 No.14518856
>>14513998
US was nearly founded on drinking so I guess.
dfce37 No.14519063
my bad, I read that as replacing a drink with a 1/3 of vodka>>14518832
Vodka is flexible, since it DOES go with everything, but its kind of like a jack of all trades- I haven't had a drink yet where I thought "wow the vodka really makes this drink awesome", unless my intention is getting completely plastered
0a6b9f No.14519258
>>14508437
That wasn't /v/.
45ea8b No.14521838
>>14519258
He's not wrong though.
6b7543 No.14522095
>>14435634
>The Mini-nuke
it's just a jägerbomb but you add a tablespoon of creatine in it
817afa No.14522177
Bluescreen:
1 part Curacao
1 part neutral spirit
Self explanatory
Gawker:
1 part blood orange juice. Other half slowly filled with Chartreuse to separate the liquids. Let a small piece of chocolate sink to the bottom of the glass.
Blood, piss and shit.
shotgun shell:
A tiny amount of Limocello, then topped up with XUXU, served in shot glasses only.
Tastes sweet until you taste the Limocello (get too close), which is bitter as fuck.
Stealth kill:
5 shots of kahula with milk. One has pepper and salt mixed in.
You can bet which one is "it", and if you get it right you get another round, regardless you must take all the shots.
English coffee:
A cup of hot earl grey with whiskey.
Katawa Shoujo:
A glass of Red wine with Vodka and a tiny bit of salt.
>>14435939
Vodka shots served in 7.62x36mm shells.
>>14436087
>creme soda
Disgusting.
>>14436151
Neutral spirits are fucking fantastic. Get some berries from your garden, place them in a bottle and pour some neutral spirits in there. Come back a week later, add some water, stir and leave it for another week.
Home made berry liqueur.
d30355 No.14522360
>>14522177
>shitting on creme soda
Also most of your drinks are even vidya or potable. 2/10.
68cb68 No.14522711
>>14522360
To be fair Gawker should pretty clearly not be stomachable.
d30355 No.14523084
>>14522711
This is a recipe thread not a concoction thread.
817afa No.14523087
>>14523084
What exactly is not potable about any of these drinks?
5028dc No.14523214
>>14523087
Gawker will give you aids.
9e3934 No.14523266
>Not making a drink guide that starts normal but ends up with recipes to homemade acid
008547 No.14523355
>>14477719
>Can someone explain the appeal of ingesting a substance that inhibits motor cognition?
>BTW, I use a substance that inhibits motor cognition lol
>>14509226
>willingly giving up control of myself
Oh anon you never had any control in the first place. After all, why else are you here?
19dde8 No.14524660
>>14518856
when england is on fire, having a riot, youve got no clue whether or not its occupy numnuts, black bloc/anitfa, communists going on strike at their car factory, pissed off irish seperatists, some musli- im sorry "new britons" thing, or it might just a bunch of salty hooligans pissed off cause chelsea beat manchester united
boston had some mishap at the docks 400 years ago with some tea, and gets a half retarded mayor or a bombing once in a blue moon
19dde8 No.14524670
>>14522177
> neutral spirit
you mean moonshine?
68cb68 No.14524915
>>14524660
>pissed off irish seperatists
Have you got a time machine? They've not been relevant since the 90s.
4706eb No.14525031
>>14456336
>>14509600
Now tried the full recipe, put through a blender, crushed ice, etc. Still doesn't taste good. Research shows this shit is just an extremely cut down version of other drinks like a Blue Hawaii/Lagoon with maple syrup added. It's fucking nothing and doesn't even taste that good. Would restrict it to a single shot and that's all. What's funny is it looks like basically the only one out of the list that would turn out like this, I picked the worst choice to experiment with. Frostbite is a 1/10 only because I could stomach it.
9cc7a4 No.14525275
>>14524660
Good old England.
9638d9 No.14525942
>The Shin Megami Tensei Series
Take 5 shots of the hardest liquor you can get in your local area, and then take a decreasing amount the rest of the time you want to be drunk, ending with a rum and coke
5a748d No.14526202
My gaming drink to chill out is a white russian, my casual drink is water.
>>14509100
the letty, cirno and meiling ones look delicious.
68cb68 No.14527205
>>14526202
>a white russian
You've got good taste anon.
817afa No.14527234
>>14524670
No, neutral spirit.
Moonshine could work though, it just had to be very strong and clear.
036081 No.14527282
The Fallout 4
>1 part nuka cola
>1 part absinthe
>top off with cyanide
e92b4d No.14527290
>>14439076
no slav is vomiting over this mate
68cb68 No.14530757
>>14528253
Pretty sure they sold it as a promotional thing actually.
df1db5 No.14532918
>>14530757
>>14528253
>>14527282
>fallout
who cares?
68cb68 No.14535998
>>14532918
Nigger he suggested adding cyanide to the drink I'm pretty sure he's not pro-Fallout.
34d1e1 No.14539270
>>14527290
Not yet anyway.
68cb68 No.14541187
>>14539270
There's always a drunk slav when you need one tbh.
48a0b4 No.14541219
>>14539270
>>14439076
That's about what I drink every 3 or 4 days. Simple syrup is easily made when your tea is hot. No vomit.
adc9d2 No.14542082
68cb68 No.14543993
>>14541219
Isn't that unhealthy as shit though?
68cb68 No.14556291
da8680 No.14556490
>>14436496
Should be malt liquor to be honest, niggers love that shit
492598 No.14560650
39e142 No.14560830
Shrekposting cocktail.
>2 part scottish whisky.
>1 part onion juice.
0a7571 No.14560886
The 'This Is All There Was'
Equal parts vodka, sour apple schnapps and cream soda
6001c1 No.14560952
Slurp Juice
>Acquire mason jar (500 mL)
>200 mL of UV Blue
>150 mL of Mountain Berry Blast Powerade
>50 mL of High Fructose Corn Syrup
>100 mL of Fireball
>100 mL of Berry Blue Fanta
Add crushed ice and you have a really bad drink
0d1d5f No.14560965
>>14560952
That's 600 mL of liquid in a 500 mL container. Is that part of the joke?
34d1e1 No.14563512
>>14560965
americans cant into metric
68cb68 No.14568141
>>14563512
Imperial stronk.
8cb146 No.14568643
>>14563512
Imperial put a man on the moon.
73fbea No.14570040
>>14568643
It also crashed a drone.
9a2392 No.14570056
>>14435652
use this my dude
584832 No.14574587
6660d1 No.14576215
>>14570040
Shut up and go eat a crumpet
7e1e2e No.14576263
>>14509201
You're a madman and I love it.
68cb68 No.14578562
>>14576215
>crumpet
Bongs are one of the few other nations to use imperial you retarded clap.
54bdb0 No.14578586
>>14563512
>>14568141
>Arguing about fucking math.
What a bunch of nerds, lmao.
45ea8b No.14579897
>>14578586
>fitting liquid into a container
>math
Enjoy spilling piss on yourself when your piss jar is too small.
79a5ec No.14579956
>>14509820
>incel in denial acting tuff
This shit is getting so old.
Nobody is a volcel. 2D is a coping mechanism.
68cb68 No.14587362
260992 No.14587729
>>14435634
>The Battleborn
An aborted foetus served in a tall glass with two shots of Whiskey foxtrot
34d1e1 No.14589312
68cb68 No.14593716
>>14587729
>Whiskey foxtrot
Nice.
4d1d3e No.14599540
1fed9b No.14603918
>100% Orange Juice
A glass of 100% Orange Juice served with your choice of amphetamine salt or cocaine on the glass' rim