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File: 3e911a379b83017⋯.png (75.74 KB, 613x947, 613:947, waterfox_2018-02-28_07-26-….png)

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1ca35f No.14409598

>Metal Gear Survive UK week 1 sales down considerably compared to The Phantom Pain, Metal Gear Rising

http://archive.is/uqrh7

https://gematsu.com/2018/02/media-create-sales-2-19-18-2-25-18 (couldn't archive so I took a screenshot which is the second image).

Metal Gear Survive couldn't even beat Girls und Panzer and was nearly beaten by a half assed Senran Kagura remake. Not even with an iconic name that's been relevant for more than 2 decades and most likely millions put into advertising. It's already getting "Mixed" total reviews on Steam as seen in image 3. It doesn't help that the game is always online, costs 40 dollars despite having gatcha tier microtransactions, and wants you to pay 10 dollars for extra save slots.

http://archive.is/7hSi2

Will Konami learn from this? _____No______

I know there is already a MGS thread but this is dedicated to shitting on a game and the company that has tried to shit on consumers just as EA did with BF2.

6fb0cc No.14409615

File: cb30a28846946f7⋯.png (243.16 KB, 747x1212, 249:404, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14409598

>inb4 Konami takes it as "gamers don't want any more Metal Gear, let's focus on Profresh, pachinko machines and a worse version of MonHun every six months"

All according to Keikaku


9357ef No.14409616

Your thread sucks more than the other ones. Delete it.

>muh anime girls

>this makes my thread special

you're a cunt.


816cd9 No.14409621

File: 3804bd16ff6f0ab⋯.jpg (151.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

Metal gear survive

KOJIMA

Disgrace

Microtransactions

Fuck Konami!

Kojima!

Metal Gear Solid

Loot boxes

PAID SAVES

Kojima

Metal gear solid!

I love that this faggot didn't even actually play the game but rates it anyway. Then complains about microtransactions and immediately after shills his patreon.


816cd9 No.14409625

File: 0a2d5287d7f55ad⋯.jpg (54.3 KB, 328x615, 8:15, MGS.JPG)

>>14409598

Also, your pic is out of date. It's back to positive.


34fddf No.14409654

>UK

who gives a shit? That's a tiny market.

How's their American sales doing?


816cd9 No.14409706

>>14409654

no info yet. Steamspy not working either. I do know it sold 40k in nippon land, so nips love it. Rons prolly playing it right now.


4ebd09 No.14409803

>Pakis

>playing games

Gaming is haram in UK.

Besides, you use knives, machetes, sledgehammers and other dangerous tools in the game, not to mention you can wall yourself off with BARBED WIRE FENCES that hurt incoming enemies

OI, GET A LOIFE M8, BIN THAT KNOIFE


1ca35f No.14409908

>>14409621

>I love that this faggot didn't even actually play the game but rates it anyway.

Do you really need to play a game to have a good grasp on the quality? There's so many ways to analyze a game before actually playing it these days. Also where did he rate it?

>>14409654

Even if it's a tiny market compared to the US, it selling so low compared to Rising and 5 in the same country should tell you something. I have no clue why Konami would think another zombie game would be a good idea when that fad was already overplayed ages ago.


88e5c1 No.14411530

>>14409706

40K's nothing even on Japan's population. Since everything was resued assets it was probably dirt cheap, but if it's not much better in the west then the gear team's screwed. Considering they offered it for 40 bucks off the bat instead of 60 here they don't have much faith in it succeeding.


f004b9 No.14411539

File: 24ad4f35c1db3db⋯.png (47 KB, 279x231, 93:77, weew.png)

>>14409598

…No shit?

I have no reason to suspect even Konami expected it to perform anywhere close to Phantom Pain.


8b354c No.14411669


e0a9e2 No.14412568

>>14409625

Thank god they deleted all those negative troll reviews!


770a99 No.14412598

>>14409598

They were planning on going full pachinko shit and mobile garbage till the Government legalized gambling, how long they can keep running their already bled out and talent devoid video game department is gonna be interesting.


88e5c1 No.14413333

File: 4f57021f24bd0ed⋯.jpg (307.33 KB, 1600x1640, 40:41, 40a93e5b69c7cfed9ee1f8811e….jpg)

>>14409625

The steam review system is notably corrupt, especially if you consider a bunch of reviewers selling their shit to you that they get a cut of biased. Because boyo, that shit is what we call a conflict of interest. Companies pay off sites, Steam prunes reviews on it's own because they get a cut of what's sold. And if you've seen the webms, they have a switch that turns off the averaging algorithms to default to "positive" just for that very purpose.


d91034 No.14413385

>>14409615

I'll be honest, I don't want any more Metal Gear.

I was satisfied with the series after 4. Continuing on with Peace Walker and 5 just leaves a bitter after taste that the series didn't actually get a good "finale". At least in terms of Big Boss' story.


6ea500 No.14413595

>>14409615

>monhun metal gear

>konami will say fuck it and go full mecha where you take on different world ravaging metal gears and repurpose their technology into new weapons

>lolis followers will fuck up your eggs


88e5c1 No.14414231

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>>14413595

>stealth game with giant monsters, you can't take them on directly because they'll wreck your shit so you have to use guerrilla tactics, hit and run, use poisons and traps, no giant swords and shit

I'd play it. Technically Metal Gear Solid did that with the Vulcan Raven boss fight where you have to run away and hit him in the back because he has a fucking minigun.


9363bd No.14414273

>>14413385

What was the point of Peace Walker anyway? Making Big Boss look like an idiot?


610d33 No.14414284

>>14409598

>comparing an extra character slot to literally stopping gameplay progression


6fb0cc No.14414289

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>>14413385

>I'll be honest, I don't want any more Metal Gear.

I share your feelings, but for games like Advance Wars and Command and Conquer. I'd rather them live on in my memory than see worthless versions of them being pumped out yearly.

>>14413595

What's hilarious about all of this mess is that Konami could've just made like a mission pack for MGSV or created a military game using the same engine and mechanics and call it something else but nope, fucking zombies + survivalshit. Why can't they remember the days where they had German Shepherds as referees on soccer fields? Why can't suits think of anything fun?


ad0412 No.14414319

>>14414273

Probably just setting up AIs as a major plot point to bolster them in MGS2 and MGSV.


b72899 No.14414382

File: 90fc38c9443da7d⋯.gif (589.12 KB, 499x220, 499:220, 1430434400718.gif)

>>14414289

>mfw there's a glitch in that game's co-op mode where both players can control the goalie at the same time and if they both try to walk in the same direction the goalie moves at superfast speeds


1ca35f No.14414493

>>14414284

Read between the lines. If anyone wants to start over and not lose their old save then you would have to buy a new character slot unless there was a way to back up your saves. There is no reason for them to do this but money.

>>14414289

Zombies are barely even a fad anymore and yet they thought people would want more of it. The market is already flooded with survival shit too so it's doubling down on a game no one wanted. Not MG fans or casuals as they would rather play something like Pubg.


610d33 No.14414510

>>14414493

i guess if you want to experience the gripping story mg survive has to offer you'll have to pay :^)


90fdfd No.14414570

>>14409598

To be fair, Anchovy is fucking hot.


7127a2 No.14414597

File: c03759272f658f1⋯.png (27.61 KB, 446x434, 223:217, 1eb0afafe435453657453234fd….png)

>>14414570

>tfw you will never feel those supple legs wrapped around you while that riding crop does unspeakable things to your taint


1ca35f No.14414662

>>14414510

What does Konami have at this point that's actually worth caring about? They lost nearly all their major talent and everything that comes after just feels like a soulless cash grab. Why did they even come back to the vidya market? Was it because Japan was implementing new regulations on pachinko?


6fb0cc No.14414765

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14414382

Even their damned bugs are funnier than seeing people do a T pose.

Also the best glitch in that game is likely the one where you manage to get a player behind the opponent's net and walk into it, scoring so many goals you loop back to 0.

>>14414493

I think adding zombies was more of a strategic decision to make a piss poor AI as well as a more dynamic game where streamershits would react to adverse conditions. All in all it could've even been good if they added more levity and had funnier enemy designs.


94755c No.14415188

>>14413333

Succinct point and a nice fucking GET to top it off. Until the consumers get full control of the industry (spoiler: they never will) you will continue to see executive meddling for as long as video games go without a crash. It's for this reason we need a collapse, the sooner the lights go out the quicker we can get our guys into the key positions necessary before they come back on again.

>>14409803

>literally WHITER THAN YOU MOHOMO'D the post

gb2 >>>/pol/ with all the other defeatist anti-whites. You can come back when you stop decrying "forced Soros memes" the same time you stop propagating them yourself.


5e801d No.14415633

>>14414289

Konami wanted DayZ early access money. Too bad the craze died for PUBG and Fortnite.


dc2b85 No.14416207

>played a shit ton of MGSV with non-lethal only

>decide to finally give in to the demon and go lethal only

>tactically headclicking the fuck out of these fucking commies

>make my emblem the great red eagle with a golden shield to his back

>bathing in my blood and my enemy's blood equally

>completing missions so much faster and still achieving A rank

>don't have to do the tedious shit of meticulously tranqing everything and then sticking them up to get +15 heroism, then fultoning them cautiously since it forces everyone to look at the big balloon that gives away my position

>fultoning and moving around and away from the fulton point feels easier because I just splat people in the face if they see me and I don't have to worry about using a fucking low velocity, short ranged handgun on an enemy at rifle range

>only die when I get really deep in the shit and I can't manage the headclicks I need to do to get out of the situation

>running a lethal build allowed me to beat the skulls on the honey bee mission without using a single fucking rocket and doing cool fucking CQC shit to these bleach fags

MGSV is really a great game, I just didn't realize how much the variety allows for you to have fun in a way that you want to; I don't think I ever had fun roleplaying the venom that everyone else seemed to; the appeal of sneaking around and fultoning everyone and making sure to be as passive as possible was lost to me, even though I loved doing it in PW. The thing about PW though was the areas were small I guess, so I could easily manage tranqing everyone in an area, slowly sticking them up, interrogating them, and fultoning them out. It's just more fun in TPP to become that murderous bastard that big boss became, even if you're just his medic.


9c4981 No.14416327

>>14409598

MG survive is selling well in japan thought

http://archive.is/YM8ZL


c688fc No.14416346

File: bd4512764f68dc8⋯.png (176.82 KB, 600x338, 300:169, 64293f3535c2a2c62094421145….png)

>>14414289

>Metal Gear Survive will never be about a never ending war between XOF and Mother Base survivors in an alien land.

>It will never feature players herding zombies through XOF bases to weaken them while a lone operator infiltrates.

>XOF will never retaliate with hoards and infiltrators of their own, making you juggle between fighting zombies and hunting down cardboard box-clad spies

>No co-op infiltrations or spy hunts

>There'll never be the ability to capture zombies and customize them to better fight XOF (with helmets and C4 charges at low levels, and robotic attachments at later levels.)

>Chico will never show up in his Whaler form to fuck shit up for both sides, in Paz's memory.

>You'll never be able to trick him into destroying XOF bases by sneaking in and broadcasting Paz's singing.

>You and your friends will never be able to ride in on 4 custom ZEKEs to take out XOF's Advanced Sahalanthropus for the last boss fight

>You'll never do it on foot, alone

>Dite will never be called Outer Heaven


43e041 No.14416368

File: 6a6372f89650245⋯.jpg (24.47 KB, 480x360, 4:3, condes.jpg)

is the anti-kojima sperg in this thread too

please tell me how AMAZING this game is


816cd9 No.14416389

>>14416346

>never ending war between two stranded factions with limited numbers

Wow anon, it's almost like you're retarded.


33f15a No.14416399

/v/ just hates it cuz it b popular


c688fc No.14416415

>>14416389

That's what the zombies/ infiltrator combos are for. The idea is very few soldier with extremely good gear.

That being said:

>Never competing with XOF to extract highly skilled soldiers that fell in random wormholes in a CTF style area crawling with neutral zombies, while trying to provoke zombies into going where you think XOF is and staying hidden yourself.


93e0af No.14416420

File: 3827cff3048555b⋯.jpg (99.38 KB, 1029x1029, 1:1, 1466478972830.jpg)

>>14416346

Anon please stop making me wish for an incredibly fun vidya game that will never happen.


8430e0 No.14416435

Things that sold better than Survive in Japan

>Project DIVA Future Tone DX (34,896)

>Girl's Mode (Style Savvy) 4 (32,176)

>Fire Emblem Warriors (41,491)

>Destiny 2 (50,263)

>Blue Reflection (34,592)

>Horizon Zero Dawn (34,292)

>Splatoon 2 six months after release (34,632)


2b5147 No.14416436

>>14416368

>not hating both kojangles and MGS


1ca35f No.14416464

File: 0f71080da1e0ef8⋯.jpg (693.7 KB, 798x1125, 266:375, 55714471_p0.jpg)

>>14416327

I appreciate the archive but I even posted the image and link in the OP. What are you even trying to prove? MGS can't even beat niche games for a niche audience in its opening week. That's pretty awful for a AAA company that most likely puts millions into advertising. Thinking about it now it's most likely due to Konami being cunts and not the fact that it's a zombie game. Japanese consumers are definitely less likely to buy something if they personally felt like they were being insulted by them. Like how they boycotted Star Ocean 5 as soon as they realized it was censored. People were already on the fence after 4 was painfully mediocre and the preemptive censorship pushed them over.


816cd9 No.14416487

>>14416415

I'd prefer if you could just attack other players bases through a wormhole. And if necessary, the battles between other humans was for the resources you need while travelling through countless universes of dite. Though i'm not sure if they ever recognized other universes, or just timelines like the nanomachine plot.


610d33 No.14416510

File: df0fd6e0658582a⋯.jpg (86.57 KB, 937x583, 937:583, s.jpg)

>>14416399

its not popular though


c688fc No.14416516

>>14416487

I don't know if multiplayer would work for base attacks, since it would require both sides to be balanced around skill, instead of being decided by the equipment and strategy before the battle begins. However, it would be fun in neutral ground missions, like the soldier extractions.


9c4981 No.14416846

File: da5ae525bad29bb⋯.mp4 (1.14 MB, 574x432, 287:216, king_homer.mp4)

>>14416368

ok then explain how MGSV is amazing as well, and don't forget how Metal Gear Online is the top bastion of online multiplayer.


aee488 No.14416888

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14409598

>Outer Haven will never be real


aee488 No.14416891

>>14416464

I use to like British school girl uniforms. Until 3D sluts ruined them for me


6fb0cc No.14418389

>>14416368

play ghost babel nigger


4ebd09 No.14418469

>>14416846

>explain how MGSV is amazing as well,

A HACKEO FRAUDJIMA HIDEKI KOJINGLES GAEM


e2f8e1 No.14418480

>>14416888

The chans are a bit like Out Haven if you think about it.


e2f8e1 No.14418482

>>14418480

Outer*

Well fuck


df879c No.14418513

>>14415188

>oy vey you’re a /pol/ack if you hate /pol/acks

Reported.


6c7790 No.14418525

File: 94d69b8b8a4bfe7⋯.png (944.45 KB, 1069x605, 1069:605, Vengful Mosquito MIA MG KI….png)

Never forget.


26fe8e No.14418624

>>14414289

>or created a military game using the same engine and mechanics and call it something else

Wasn't there something like that soon to be released? I remember Yoji Shinkawa also did some design for it


4ebd09 No.14418707

>>14418624

Left Alive.


856723 No.14418785

>>14418525

i don't get it.


26fe8e No.14418820

>>14418707

Yeah that's the one.

But it's not from Konami, it's Square-Enix. Maybe they upgraded their FFXV engine, or borrowed the MGS engine from Konami.


e537a4 No.14419101

>>14409621

He's not wrong though.


9c4981 No.14419270

File: 32c5b8ac60f4be8⋯.gif (50.15 KB, 256x192, 4:3, (a)laugh.gif)

>>14419101

>He's not wrong though.


594548 No.14419281

File: c6665150f2c16eb⋯.jpg (167.8 KB, 800x1135, 160:227, 1519931927567.jpg)


9c4981 No.14419290

>>14419281

nice animu faggoy, go to

>>>/a/


b6f5ba No.14419292

File: 30fa6d51a7549b0⋯.jpeg (12.26 KB, 268x200, 67:50, he's right you know.jpeg)

>>14409621

>not knowing almost every words that faggot saying is truth


1ca35f No.14419355

File: d4492f31340674c⋯.jpg (787.33 KB, 2482x3500, 1241:1750, yande.re 427752 girls_und_….jpg)

>>14419270

So how is he wrong then?

>>14419281

Who's this semen demon?


605776 No.14419375

File: 2c7aec33293d240⋯.png (322.55 KB, 814x678, 407:339, 2c7aec33293d24040474caece4….png)

>>14419355

>Who's this semen demon?

A man.


57b434 No.14419404

>>14419375

I'm pretty sure he knows that.


816cd9 No.14419453

File: 9da2f6e347685f0⋯.mp4 (5.69 MB, 326x172, 163:86, Gondola-Cyberpunk.mp4)

>>14419355

There are too many ways to effectively write it down. If you'd prefer I could do it in vocaroo.


5cd3a4 No.14419481

>>14419472

>pedo

Nice projection


3dcede No.14419486

File: e855ca312d59ad6⋯.jpg (47.44 KB, 600x400, 3:2, man happy.jpg)

>>14419472

How about i tell you about children on pride parade?


5cd3a4 No.14419509

>>14419491

>cartoon drawings are now human beings

>regardless how fucking stupid they look


816cd9 No.14419511

File: 00a42c986ea35f4⋯.png (144.47 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 00a42c986ea35f47384f3bf81e….png)

>>14419472

Don't bother, the lolicons and extremely deep in denial about the fact that they're kid fuckers in training. Lolicon is EVEN WORSE than NTR.


b72899 No.14419584

File: 9b9678442ab8158⋯.png (978.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14419511

Lolicons are as much pedos in training as weebs are samurais in training.


816cd9 No.14419631

File: 265aa522cb45356⋯.png (111.09 KB, 500x522, 250:261, 265.png)

>>14419584

Are you implying that's not true?


692243 No.14419666

File: 15908e18e7cfd1b⋯.jpg (10.59 KB, 259x194, 259:194, bear.jpg)

>Uses fox engine but somehow looks like an Xbox 360 game.

>Shit story.

>Shit voice acting.

>Shit zombie survival gameplay.

>$10 for extra save slots.

>A single player game with tacked on multiplayer that has to be always online.

And people are shocked it bombed.


83ed81 No.14419672

>>14419631

Got the original version of that?


610d33 No.14419673

>>14419666

same with mgs5 but that did amazingly well


e537a4 No.14419861

File: 05e6c26ac72f782⋯.jpg (217.32 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, 05e6c26ac72f782e01aa7cf3db….jpg)

>>14419270

So are you going to spend 40 shekels on a cut game so you can spend over a hundred shekels to complete what you already should have had to begin with?


4ebd09 No.14419912

>>14409621

>PAID SAVES

paid character slots that allow you to grind for shit at double pace because every item is shared

Still pretty shitty but not as much as you'd suspect


610d33 No.14419920

>>14419861

>being a completionist for the most mundane shit

>most of all having more than one character even though you can change classes and edit your appearance whenever

i don't know whats worse, microtransactions or people like you who have OCD so bad they can't even function. i hope you work at a store where you receive my skids of perfectly aligned boxes except the one in the middle i reversed

>>14419912

but you sleep for 24 hours in game and everything refreshes. only thing you'd be grinding is those shitty base digs


4ebd09 No.14419938

>>14419920

I know, that's why the outrage is pretty fucking stupid considering there's no need for grind, especially with the co-op rewards being fixed so you don't get a truckload of broken weapons you can't fix because for hard mission you get 1 tungsten or chromium.


610d33 No.14419946

>>14419938

actually that's medium. hard ill get around 12 usually. there's also a few spots in singleplayer that give 4 each and respawn if you sleep for a day or 2


4ebd09 No.14419961

>>14419946

I mean it used to give you next to nothing in terms of resources (but a fuckton of gear and weapons) on hard on release, they first overnerfed it, then fixed it to reasonable amounts


e537a4 No.14420002

>>14419920

Okay shabbo's goy, next time you order a mc burger expect half of it at full price, oy vey and don't forget the lettuce, tomato, and onion dlc.


6c7790 No.14420016

File: 04e926de410515a⋯.jpg (18.01 KB, 599x245, 599:245, DXTEr6nWsAAd0r0.jpg)

Guess what got BURCHED?


610d33 No.14420022

>>14420002

>paying for extra topping on a pizza? good god goy you know the spinach is essential


4ebd09 No.14420051

>>14420016

wtf applying for a refund now.


e537a4 No.14420082

>>14420022

>you want sauce AND cheese included? Whaddaya meshuggener? 10 shekels each


5c9992 No.14420126

File: cfab8eb8c4fd348⋯.jpg (28.63 KB, 480x640, 3:4, Classy Wine Elliot.jpg)

>>14414231

>Snake is a HaPa


12e0a2 No.14423460

File: c0a03f960fe353b⋯.png (332.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, fukushima1.png)

File: b520bae496e0a28⋯.png (330.09 KB, 500x375, 4:3, fukushima2.png)

More prove that Kojima is a lazy idea guy.


feb34d No.14423484

>>14423460

I pray the day comes when faggots realize just how much of a hack Kojima really was.


f85907 No.14423503

>>14423484

I bet most even most gaymers have no fucking idea who he is


4ebd09 No.14423665

>>14423460

He looks so sad.

>>14423484

But they only need to turn on MGS4, or watch a let's play bootleg movie online?


1ca35f No.14423672

File: 8ab5869edb54c06⋯.jpg (330.15 KB, 1400x1976, 175:247, 0aa9c804b658a97dce12ca4841….jpg)

Just got my hands on the Girls Und Panzer game myself. It's surprisingly fun so far. I like how having the navigator out allows you to quickly look to your left and right without turning the barrel. It also makes it so it's easier to spot enemy tanks that are hard to see through foliage so their icon pops up. If shot at (or if you're close to flipping) they'll retreat back into the tank. The shooting system has an Active Reload mechanic like Gears of War too so you need to get the rhythm down on how fast your tank can reload. Another nice thing is that you can rev your engine and boost yourself forward or backwards if you're still making it so you can pop out of a corner quickly or retreat back somewhere.

Only an hour in so that's all I know so far.

>>14423484

Why is there so much hate for Kojima exactly? Most other writers for vidya don't get this much flak if at all. The only exception being VNs if you consider those games. Hell barely anyone brings up Kojima here but people will go out of their way to shit on him.


1881e3 No.14423674

>>14418785

Look closely at the first letter of the last names

KJP FOREVER


4ebd09 No.14423696

>>14423672

>Why is there so much hate for Kojima exactly?

His westabooism for hollywood reached critical mass, also MGS games after 3.


b0dd1f No.14423745

File: 6ffd0789771653d⋯.jpg (43.99 KB, 521x406, 521:406, 1465939195171.jpg)

>>14409598

>Bragging about a game with "gacha tier microtransactions" not selling well

They only need a handful of whales for it to be successful. Konami will learn they can keep doing this, it's almost always profitable because gamers are fucking retarded.


1ca35f No.14423972

File: a3abd84a196ad0c⋯.jpg (323.5 KB, 1200x1650, 8:11, yande.re 424011 attila_(fa….jpg)

>>14423745

I realize that. While most gamers are retards, you even said it yourself that its whales who give the most money. According to some studies, 95+% of people don't put money into gacha games. The whales provide that much money.

http://archive.is/1vjje

http://archive.is/D1q5L

Here's a retard from Cracked that spent $9000 on a game. Thankfully, the commenters called him a retard like they should have.

http://archive.is/kL0i4

What's more crazy is how much Japanese spend compared to every other country.

http://archive.is/hOOMQ

I wonder why that is. Maybe because they appeal to people's dick so much? Every time a gacha game gets big, Comiket content is usually centered around said game. The big thing now being Fate/Grand Order. It has a lot of characters that appeals to both sexes. The only big gacha game in Japan that didn't rely on fanvervice, from what I remember, was Puzzle and Dragon. And that still had some ecchi monsters.


dde14d No.14424350

File: b0d50799805830a⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1254x1771, 114:161, 59130862_p0.png)

>>14423672

>GuP gaemu

What modes does it has? Do you think that it'll be worth to play for 20+ hours? This is an urgent question since i wanna buy it.

Keep posting best gril my man


1ca35f No.14424544

File: 51a614071a62837⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 1240x1754, 620:877, 65585811_p0.jpg)

>>14424350

I haven't played with the modes besides Story which I'm going through right now. Can't say much on multiplayer as I haven't tried it yet. There's a Domination mode which I have no clue of and a Free Battle mode which is self explanatory but I don't know how much customization you get. Speaking of which, you can change the color/camo of your tank while adding a bunch of decal. None of these change the stats of the tank so you don't have to worry about optimizing based on looks.

Who you pick as your navigator does have some influence. Who is on your team can increase certain stats. If you know certain groups based on the show/manga, you can pair them up and get bonus stats. The obvious ones are the school students of each academy paired up. But looking at the list, there are a bunch of pairing you can set up for bonus stats.

One mechanic I didn't mention before is the Panzer Fever. For about 3-5 seconds you become invincible and your active reload is automatic. You gain this by shooting and moving. It's a motivation bar on the left of the sight (HP is on the right side of it). No clue on how to drift yet.

>>14424350

>Do you think that it'll be worth to play for 20+ hours?

I'm enjoying myself so far and don't see a problem putting that much time in. My only gripes being obvious slowdowns when several tanks are on the screen firing at each other and the lack of actual environmental damage. You will see many scorched landscapes from tank shells and tread marks but no actually destruction of the landscape. On another note, I light the military music. Simple and appropriate.

If you're planning on buying it, I think buying singapore PSN cards would be the best way to go about it. Right now the USD (assuming you're from the US and not EU) is stronger than the SGD Singapore Dollar by 1.3. It shouldn't be hard to make a PSN account for that and buying it from PSN. They sell Singapore PSN cards on Playasia. It would most likely be cheaper than actually buying physical Asia version ($53 without shipping).


be42bd No.14429478

File: 3288162f8d1b743⋯.png (620.17 KB, 598x882, 299:441, Metal gear survive.png)

Hideki Kamiya likes the game, apologies /v/.


aee488 No.14429486

>>14429478

But that’s rape culture


4ebd09 No.14429504

>>14429478

So the servers will shut down next week thanks to burch's kiss of death?


1f9d74 No.14429593

>>14409598

The whole purpose of Survive was to create a bad game on purpose. That way, they can convince investors, stock holders and themselves that the series is dead and move on. That's why they put so little effort into the game.

Companies do this all the time in order to kill off IPs that don't interest them.


dde14d No.14430388

File: ddef8480e859a63⋯.jpg (217.2 KB, 780x984, 65:82, ddef8480e859a63057f02167d4….jpg)

File: 564ed02d62536e2⋯.png (1.88 MB, 1024x1454, 512:727, tsuruki_shizuka___matsukaz….png)

>>14429478

>Apologizing

What is this? /tv/?

Fuck outta here

>>14424544

Ahhh i see, i guess this will do to fill my need of tank vidya atm. Thanks for the info

>Who you pick as your navigator does have some influence.

Care to elaborate more on the new squad system? i mean what positions does it have?

>If you know certain groups based on the show/manga, you can pair them up and get bonus stats.

Aww yiss, now i can get to know cinnamon-san and footloose Shizuka even more. They're in the game right? Seriously, Ribbon Warrior is probably the best mango to spun-off from GuP, its serious but not too edgy enough like that GuP doujin, and the protag is an unashamed fetish bait.

>Right now the USD (assuming you're from the US and not EU)

The thing is, i'm a SEAfag and my country bucks are on a downturn to promote outside funds or someshit

>It would most likely be cheaper than actually buying physical Asia version ($53 without shipping).

Yeah, i think i should buy it digital i want it nao and on a cheaper price. But i like the novelty of physical copies so maybe i should wait a little bit until i saved up enough money.

They should have enough stock until next month right?


1cd8c4 No.14430586

>>14429593

>The whole purpose of Survive was to create a bad game on purpose.

Well i guess they failed spectacularly because its selling more than monster hunter world in japan


4ebd09 No.14431945

>>14430586

I really appreciate how autistic the menu is in terms of food.

Shame you never actually see it.


d55678 No.14431997

File: 56e300f79426e1a⋯.jpeg (53.75 KB, 480x480, 1:1, image.jpeg)

>>14419491

>is the first to call the underage character a loli and applying sexualization

NO U


816cd9 No.14432304

File: 3ceaa4b59d7ae51⋯.jpg (324.85 KB, 900x1273, 900:1273, 3ceaa4b59d7ae514f533153966….jpg)

>>14420126

So is miller. Technically Big Boss was originally, but I think they retconned it out and made him either a wasp, or a german/irish mix.


57b434 No.14432720

>>14423484

Anybody who thinks a single person makes or breaks a game is a fucking idiot.


0a4e3a No.14432770

>>14432720

Miyamoto broke Paper Mario


1ca35f No.14433292

File: 4221fd8b6142d2b⋯.jpg (250.42 KB, 989x1594, 989:1594, 51536542_p0.jpg)

>>14430388

>Care to elaborate more on the new squad system? i mean what positions does it have?

Simply Navigator, Crew, and Support. Navigators are usually the main characters or squad leaders like Darjeeling. They have the biggest passives of the group. One of them allows you to detect any tank from any distance as long as they're in your line of sight. Some allow you to keep enemy tanks on the mini-map longer after losing sight of them which is pretty important. The crew members are dependent on how big your tank is. The more powerful tanks can have 5 members (not including navi and support) while the smaller ones have 2. I have yet to unlock any supports units so I can't say what they do.

>Aww yiss, now i can get to know cinnamon-san and footloose Shizuka even more. They're in the game right?

Can't say, I haven't ran into them. I have yet to actually get into the series in general. I saw the gameplay and thought the game looked fun so I got it.

>They should have enough stock until next month right?

Actually it looks like it's out of stock and they're restocking at the moment. So I would assume so.

https://sea.play-asia.com/girls-und-panzer-dream-tank-match-english-subs/13/70bjll


4d2ce8 No.14434525

>>14409598

The development cost was also probably much lower than the other major entries that were focused, big single player games.


4ebd09 No.14434563

The scavenger perk shouldn't be a post-game thing, should be in the default tree, holy fuck. scooping resources makes things so much more convenient.


4d2ce8 No.14434592

>>14429593

>Companies do this all the time in order to kill off IPs that don't interest them.

For example?


ccd255 No.14434598

>https://steamspy.com/app/543900

>less than 50k owners

I thought this turd sold over 300k copies on steam

Pleasantly surprised.


1cd8c4 No.14435126

>>14434598

you know there's actual legit criticisms that make this a turd of the game and i can say that you 100% are thinking of fucking none of them and instead just feel like parroting memes and youtube celebrities.

like for instance, you don't get sold save slots, you get sold character slots so its basically useless. Now the real criticism where the micro transactions do kind of hurt is the "base digger" after you beat the game. You start a dig with 3 waves and beat one wave, the next fucking wave comes in 24 hrs in real life. want it to come sooner? pay those sv coins boi. game is also unfinished, there's no golden(epic) gear other than a pistol that you can get unless you cheat and there's no way to upgrade your purple weapons/armor unless there's secretly something unlocked from one of the base digs no one does because there is items locked behind you can't unlock in online co-op like the livestock cages in the first base dig


ccd255 No.14435415

>>14435126

thats a whole lot of meaningless assumptions you took from literally 3 sentences

Are you getting paid by the number of posts or by the word count?


4ebd09 No.14435431

>>14435415

Must've hit the nail on the head though.


ccd255 No.14435452

>>14435431

Good to know Konami can hire at least two different devices to shill for their microtransaction delivery system.


b63878 No.14435544

>>14409598

> costs 40 dollars despite having gatcha tier microtransactions

So what are these "gatcha tier microtransactions" I haven't heard about any loot boxes you pay with real cash like PUBG or any random roulette shit. All I've seen is MGSV type micros-transactions like paying to speed up shit or more character slots.


4ebd09 No.14435639

>>14435544

Gacha shit is lying around the map in containers and you get gacha shit based on your performance in co-op

"Paid save slots" are like FOB's in TPP, actually 2nd character allowing you to double the farming output for whatever reason


155506 No.14435645

It has gear cases but those can only be acquired through gameplay.


1cd8c4 No.14435658

>>14435452

>calling a game shit is now shilling

how much does konami pay you, shill?

>>14435639

but thats not gacha tier transactions since you dont an option to buy those cases

you can also just cheat if you're that anal


bde136 No.14435803

>>14416399

>im a dumb cuckchanner the post

Literally everyone is shitting on this.


1cd8c4 No.14435852

File: dc6455dbd7ad15a⋯.jpg (87.52 KB, 631x437, 631:437, gaijins btfo.jpg)

File: 03be030942b9371⋯.jpg (222 KB, 1364x768, 341:192, mgv.jpg)


4ebd09 No.14435875

>>14416510

It's popular to hate it though.

I let obese ecelebs shape my opinions on every matter.

>>14435852

>Calling Ray at the last 10 seconds

Patrician.


e015af No.14435879

>>14435852

>monster hunter world seeks to expand the audience and caters to the west, while being widely considered the best MH game by western e-celebs

>gets ousted by a 6/10 MGS game that got universal backlash from every e-celeb in the west

wew lad

I love current year +3.


1cd8c4 No.14435915

>>14435879

part of backlash is how fucking passionate people are about this shit and how easily they'll unsubscribe if you go against the grain. you have to make the decision of either praising a game that started getting shit on other big youtubers and lose a ton of subscribers who subscribed to you and those youtubers or ride the hate train and make those mad youtube bux and gain subscribers further cementing how much you'll toe the line with the other big players


4ebd09 No.14435926

File: 9c171a5af009c81⋯.jpg (458.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Russian Hackers.jpg)

>>14435879

Reminder that Russian Hackers are behind Survive's success, and basically we need a nuclear war, right now! It was her turn anyways


155506 No.14435960

File: 617afeb9200c7ca⋯.jpg (53.58 KB, 419x750, 419:750, 1431461721756.jpg)

>>14435926

>that revolver

I NEED that shit.


cea05c No.14436007

File: 6e9b19279525024⋯.webm (5.57 MB, 640x360, 16:9, sounds_of_panzerfahren.webm)

>>14435852

I'm more surprised by Nier's sales and the fact that a year old game is still competeing with much more recent releases.

>Girls und Panzer

Still waiting for that translation of Das Finale. Not knowing Nip is painful right now.


e015af No.14436012

>>14435926

Is that a fucking flammenwerfer?


4ebd09 No.14436058

>>14436012

Items in the screenshot are

>sickle

>Revolver

>Portable PILE DRIVER

>Composite bow

>a combat axe

>a FLAMING SLEDGEHAMMER


7127a2 No.14436073

>>14435852

The entries on that list lead me to believe everything's underperforming over there outside of mobile shit and it's more a competition to see who's floundering the least at this point.


e015af No.14436104

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Also, if you've ever needed more proof that 7 Peso Pedro didn't even play the games he reviews.


2eefb3 No.14436134

>>14435852

Survive is not a bad game but holy shit it takes ages to finally be able to play the co-op stuff.


7127a2 No.14436180

>>14436104

It would be nice if people made videos like this for actually worthwhile games.


4ebd09 No.14436187

>>14436104

How can anyone considered human watch those youtubers?

How do they live their daily life if they can't figure out simple game mechanics

Also, you don't even need flags, you just need the compass which appears when you stop.

I was honestly impressed that Survive allows the player to get lost (even though you can just teleport back, leave your items and they'll be marked on the map)

>i have more stamina than this guy


7127a2 No.14436198

>>14436187

>How can anyone considered human watch those youtubers?

Well, considering 2/3 of them have an audience largely composed of shitskins I don't think even they consider themselves human.


4ebd09 No.14436211

File: 9589492a0282b8f⋯.jpg (27.56 KB, 750x1050, 5:7, No_Longer_Human.jpg)


b63878 No.14436268

>>14436104

that actually looks pretty fun.


53876f No.14436378

>game is great

>selling like hotcakes in nippon

>only yongyea and jim sterling shills are buttmad and using a hastag and sensationalism to push an outrage culture witchhunt against a game they seem to NEED to be bad or kojimbo isn't LE MAESTRO but another human who got fired for wasting his budget and isnt the god of metal gear forever.

Sad!


4ebd09 No.14436401

>>14436378

b-b-but Kojima is a creepy sexist bigot raping Joosten by scanning her feet soles?!

Was he a maestro all along, or is it his turn to sony and hollywood that caused this 180?

or were we always at war with Eastasia?

(^:


53876f No.14436405

>>14436401

He was a man. Just a man.


e015af No.14436414

>>14436401

I mean, he had some really fun ideas and participated in making some really great vidyagames, but he really needed a co-director to keep his immense autism under control.


7127a2 No.14436419

>>14436405

>was

Got something you want to tell us here?


4ebd09 No.14436425

>>14436405

no doubt, i just find it hilarious how prevailent doublethink is among reviewers shills subhumans with influence and selfimportance


57b434 No.14437998

So just how bad is Metal Gear Survive?


3dda58 No.14438032

>>14437998

I thought it was bad during the beta thinking it's just a zombie defense game, but after watching a friend played and beat it I think the main game is a 7/10. Without the Metal Gear title it wouldn't have attracted so much flak and is actually better than most zombie games out there in terms of gameplay and story.

I wouldn't buy it though since it's still revolved around base defense and I hate that, but the exploration part is well done and tense at time.


155506 No.14438039

>>14437998

It's decent.


4ebd09 No.14438197

>>14437998

It was fun when at the start, funny when you kept getting hundreds of ammo and grenades.

Stopped being fun around 20 million grenades per mission and game crashing when you ended a mission

it's alright, extremely autistic cooking menus, unlike FFXV it doesn't have pictures to salivate at, though


816cd9 No.14438722

File: 4e8804bbc56e45e⋯.png (1.52 MB, 900x990, 10:11, 6fc56f0ce3bcf195eb3a6c2fe9….png)

>>14436378

Becuase both Jim and Yongyea are Kojima fanboys, and not metal gear fanboys. Any metal gear fan knows Fukushima was the true hero of metal gear all along. And countless others whom Kojima took credit for.


699db8 No.14438825

>>14409598

Why did you put a waifu as your topic picture, you just make most people keep scrolling as soon as they see that stupid shit.


155506 No.14438832

File: ddbe294872f5ed1⋯.jpg (21.56 KB, 421x431, 421:431, 1428000901017.jpg)

>>14438825

>a waifu

That's not how you use that term.


4ebd09 No.14440078

File: 7a246bc5775d388⋯.jpg (332.57 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, A reward well earned for a….jpg)

Konami's generosity knows no bounds. or more likely, it's the 32 bit integer


9c4981 No.14447535

File: 05a718c25fdf8c5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.51 MB, 3359x2335, 3359:2335, ClipboardImage.png)

niggers




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