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19cabe No.14185821

After using Final Fantasy to advertise Cup Noodles, now they are using Cup Noodles to advertise Final Fantasy. Might be a slowpoke on this, but I just happened to see one in real life.

e5eb9e No.14185836

What exactly is surprising about this to you?

Final fantasy is one of those series whose marketing budget eclipses the development one. You even had FFX lunchboxes


19cabe No.14185840

>>14185836

I have never seen advertising on Cup Noodles before, so it surprised me when I saw it.


4e85f5 No.14185846

>2018

>giving a single fuck about FF

9 was the last good game of the series. Fact.


4867c0 No.14185856

There's nothing else like em. They're easy to make whenever you've got a craving and they're delicious to boot. I'll never forget my first time.


115dc5 No.14185869

Nissin is shit tier ramen


edb8af No.14185875

>>14185821

I've been wondering about this but what is it with Korean and Japanese instant noodles and skimping on ingredients? I bought some Vietnamese and Taiwanese shit and it came with much more packed in than I would see with Shin Ramyun or something.


19cabe No.14185876

>>14185869

Maruchan cup noodles are better. At least they aren't tainted by Lightning yet


34a275 No.14185877

File: 9997248416980e2⋯.jpg (2.61 MB, 1920x5400, 16:45, My-cup-noodle-wants-to-be-….jpg)

>>14185821

As if Final Fantasy needs marketing at this point, though I'll admit I'm not sure how XV's sold in the long run. You want weird? Nissin apparently funded a seven OVA anime back in 2006 ("Freedom"), apparently with the catch of the animators having to do lots of product placement, as if their brand would still be around a century and a half in the future.


44cce1 No.14185895

you know I didn't even know until I looked up just now but apparently my favourite noodles have been nissin. Never seen their cup noodles though that shit if completely foreign.


44cce1 No.14185897

File: 59b5249f6f7512b⋯.jpg (60.73 KB, 540x540, 1:1, ramen.jpg)

File: 8a17b25277447f8⋯.mp4 (7.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, noodle.mp4)

>>14185895

fug I forgot the picture.


9bb546 No.14185953

File: 59c45fd76e45dd1⋯.mp4 (12.04 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Final Fantasy XV - Gladiol….mp4)

>>14185877

Ah, this shitty comedy gold. It's been a while.


750a7c No.14186010

>>14185821

>Lightning on the best flavor.

>Post-AC Cloud on the CHICKEN flavor.

Fuck this noise. Maybe Lightning deserve to be on seafood flavor for authentic odor.


34a275 No.14186024

File: 5f960b245ec63dd⋯.jpg (328.03 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 27a402a4965ce275186c29f2a1….jpg)

>>14185897

See, if they had just left it to that commercial, I'd be fine considering it official placement parody. But the fact that it's ingame, along with shit like American Express in whatever the fuck world that's supposed to be, just comes off as immersion breaking.

I can't find that shooped cover art with the guys as walking cup noodles the one time I need it again.


19cabe No.14186621

>>14186024

>onohole


c2c374 No.14186951

As someone who eats cup noodles

mmmmmm cup noodles.


c2c374 No.14186954

>>14185897

What a disgusting use of Prelude to advertise their game. Uematsu should cry every time he hears that.


ce17ca No.14187051

I saw those, and my first reaction was "Isn't that the shit Dissidia? They're actually bringing it over?"


acfd85 No.14187106

>>14186951

haha what a great post fellow anonymous user! I too enjoy a nice cup of Cup NoodlesTM


5e9fc3 No.14187109

>>14185876

Maruchan is fucking tasty.


be0294 No.14187114

>>14185846

This.

Especially with FF 15, Square just went the shitter by trying to be like a western (and thus, garbage) company.

When the marketing overlaps the game budget, it is guaranteed to be a shitty game.


d8b91f No.14187176

File: 0bcb084e8d77d65⋯.png (2.44 MB, 1167x825, 389:275, eorzeacafe.png)

I preferred when the gimmick was limited to cafes where they would make weird FF-inspired dishes, this is going into gamer food-tier shit.


ef9dfa No.14187731

>>14185869

>>14185876

>>14187109

Maruchan is fucking shit-tier and disgusting.

Nissin Top Ramen packets are the only acceptable way to eat instant noodles. Anything else is unacceptable. And people who eat noddles in cups should kill themselves.


19cabe No.14187736

>>14187731

t. nissin executive


5e9fc3 No.14187755

>>14187731

ah,you are motherfucker?


914f0f No.14187799

File: a8e4f902f7eca79⋯.jpg (34.16 KB, 673x448, 673:448, 2970f721-7897-40ef-a636-2b….jpg)

>eating instant noodles

>any brand ever

I'd rather not. The flavoring has a fuckton of sodium. Have some regular noodles with white sauce instead, it's very easy to prepare and much healthier.


2c5265 No.14187802

>>14187799

>white sauce

>not just olive oil and lemon juice


060fb5 No.14187824

>>14187802

>Not just drinking water


441235 No.14187833

I should go through all the different ramens I got at the asian market. Anyone know if any other brands are not shit? Are there any beef flavor ramen that don't smell like dirty asshole?


b38e52 No.14187844

>>14187731

>not nongshim

disgraceful.


329cde No.14187853

>>14187799

>>14187802

>>14187824

>not drowning your chink spaghetti in sweet and sour sauce

It's like you guys want to be underweight twinks, which is gay as hell.


66bfc6 No.14187872

>>14185821

disgusting carb junk, no wonder FF characters looks like korean boy band


309aba No.14187874

File: 86190c1cf714679⋯.jpg (110.84 KB, 617x370, 617:370, Codfish.jpg)

>Eating noodles

>Not eating your own culturally traditional dishes

Fucking burgers


441235 No.14187889

>>14187874

Why did you put all that weird shit on freedom fries?


3f8db3 No.14187890

>>14187874

>Americans don’t eat their own culturally traditional dishes

>he says, as he calls us burgers

Is this the same lack of self-awareness that led you to let your continent be overrun by niggers and dune coons?


cf7bed No.14187898

>>14187874

>>14187889

>these are freedom fries

Jesus. I can feel the sogginess from here.


4f0e54 No.14187926

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE LOVE OF THE CUP NOODLE


57c350 No.14187961

>>14185876

Maruchan in general is better.

>>14186954

It's funny and humble, you faggot.


137082 No.14187962

File: 38aa7b5093f51bf⋯.png (125.53 KB, 1200x833, 1200:833, 1200px-Mountain_Dew_logo.s….png)

Gosh I've never seen a advertising tie in with a game before nope never.


19cabe No.14187968

File: 96278653e801ed8⋯.png (315.92 KB, 700x394, 350:197, 902604ed9d68117fbb9736c9d9….png)

>>14187799

>The flavoring has a fuckton of sodium

That's why it tastes good. I don't want your bland healthy shit.


57c350 No.14187970

>>14187898

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one.

>>14187962

On that subject, Cool Spot wasn't a bad game.


57c350 No.14188020

>>14187971

It doesn't make babies. Otherwise, it's just retarded shit excuses of people that twisted the perception of it and keep making pathetic living memes.


309aba No.14188026

File: c545d28fa899621⋯.jpg (417.3 KB, 1600x1155, 320:231, p.jpg)

>>14187889

It's fish, egg gem, olive oil, olives and salsa

>>14187890

>Whole thread is about noodles

Where the hamburger discussion at you unhealthy fat fucks?

>>14187898

>>14187970

>Made in the oven

>Soggy

Stop pretending you know anything about cuisine


cf7bed No.14188044

>>14188026

>ovens make all moisture disappear


994590 No.14188049

>>14187971

Higher rates of suicide and deaths by HIV due to a more promiscuous lifestyle than your average person. Life is not cute and pretty like in your animays.


bc48fb No.14188056

>>14187968

>anything without a ton of salt is automatically bland

you go sistah, post about how us whiteys all love mayo. enjoy your fuckin heart attack at 50 btw.


1cdbdf No.14188101

>>14187799

>white sauce

>healthy

???


57c350 No.14188120

>>14188026

My mother, bless her Christian soul, has fucked up cooking dry meat and chicken so many times over my entire life even with Shake 'n Bake I can prove you painfully wrong.

I have never seen such a nice, hardworking woman literally taught by her own mother so fucking bad at cooking any dinner that doesn't come in a box she makes dumbass, but fat, juicy titties sweet heroines frying drywall look more like they know what they're doing nor can I analyze it. Explain how the logical fuck that's even possible.

>>14188049

Again, that's just being a retard and sleeping around irresponsibly.

>>14188056

Nice strawman, faggot.


115dc5 No.14188127

>>14187731

Kill yourself you goddamn shill


06f0a7 No.14188131

>>14187874

>>14187799

There is nothing healthy about American wheat. Wheat takes 4 hours to digest and that putrid protein people call wheat in America does nothing good for your intestines in that time.


ab5267 No.14188135

>>14187106

Test message


309aba No.14188149

>>14188044

>Ovens don't remove most of the moisture

You fags literally dip that shit in tomato sauce, get bent.

>>14188120

Is this even written in english?


994590 No.14188169

>>14188120

>Again, that's just being a retard and sleeping around irresponsibly.

There's nothing wrong with being clinically a retard. You just have to not do retarded things.


c8eb82 No.14188180

>>14188056

>salt is bad and tastes terrible and should never be used for cooking

damn straight brother, salt is just the mineral jew and any true son of Odin (praise the Allfather) eats their meat, fish, and fowl unspiced. There was never a salt miner holocaust, but there should be one. Only filthy subhumans would sprinkle ground rocks or plants on their meals.:^)


309aba No.14188192

>>14188180

>This is what non coastal countries actually believe


329cde No.14188197

>>14188180

t. weak-stomached anon


19cabe No.14188199

File: 0b2589291a44b2b⋯.png (274.2 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1449942003375.png)

>>14188026

>Stop pretending you know anything about cuisine

Is there anything more pathetic than a culinary elitist?


994590 No.14188213

File: ce06b8102fe9d5b⋯.jpg (72.76 KB, 960x564, 80:47, DRasbz0X4AE195h.jpg large.jpg)

>>14188199

A weeb following the SAD, probably.


309aba No.14188214

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14188199

Hi Jack


57c350 No.14188223

>>14188127

Imagine if this actually was a butthurt shill who hated their job to the point they'd angrily torpedo their own shitposting. Why does America even buy Nissin shit?

>>14188131

I'm not gonna say I know more than anyone about wheat, but am I about to hear autism about "muh white bread"?

>>14188169

Doing retarded shit comes with being a retard by default even if not the other way around. Still the individual's fault. Hell, you could even argue nonironically saying someone scientifically has a mental illness and isn't just a pathetic degenerate piece of shit is actually almost excusing them of any voluntariness by implying it's just glitched nature.

I don't directly call anyone autistic unless I'm just making fun of them. I call them faggot and retard because I form an unflattering mental image of being obnoxious and sounding unintelligible.


309aba No.14188245

>>14188223

Corn and grain bread are indeed healthier than a fullywheat one though

Nothing wrong with eating wheat in moderation though.


544105 No.14188282

>>14188026

>Stop pretending you know anything about cuisine

Stop pretending you do just because some faggot pays you $10 an hour to reheat frozen food.


57c350 No.14188288

>>14188282

I fucking love the bantz in food threads.


eb8f0a No.14188294

This thread made me crave noodles.


309aba No.14188300

File: 151bad0ec4d55d9⋯.jpg (107.46 KB, 428x640, 107:160, ee872aa09886dada1c469ba96f….jpg)

>>14188282

>reheating


f0c25d No.14188437

>>14185846

>Fact

What the actual fuck? People still say "fact" at the end of their sentence? Shit i thought we stopped doing it at least a decade ago.


615775 No.14189050

>>14189041

Lol this is a hotpocket board


935b71 No.14189059

File: 87cb17d61c5617e⋯.jpg (79.03 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 87cb17d61c5617e48cd074d7a5….jpg)


5e9fc3 No.14189552

>>14189548

?


bd1c57 No.14189633

File: 7146a5848fff7ef⋯.png (415.35 KB, 1199x900, 1199:900, use the gas.png)

>>14189551

>>14189548

>gay furfag

What a surprise.


966288 No.14189655

>>14189551

these furry femboys are spreading homosexuality like fire on an oil rig. i mainly blame onta, rajii, and tokifuji they sure know how to draw a good furry femboy


0abd64 No.14189734

File: cd327e7f04d4f04⋯.jpg (52.15 KB, 940x620, 47:31, ffxv-cup-noodle-8-470x310@….jpg)

We got Ramen Noodle theme'd Final Fantasy XV - seems only fair we get a Final Fantasy theme'd Ramen Noodle to compliment it.


d7429e No.14189750

File: c3962ae2b76f578⋯.jpg (62.66 KB, 740x414, 370:207, level-up-with-poptarts.jpg)

>>14185840

Does this surprise you?


d7429e No.14189790

This has actually been going on for around a decade. There are advertising companies that create a variety of game currency and experience systems that games companies and advertisers can utilize to promote their products. For instance, you can get in-game currency for games you play when ordering at certain fast food restaurants or purchasing certain products. How much revenue do these systems generate? Several million.


602d1a No.14189834

While we're on the topic of product placement, what was that one Deus Ex thing where you could win a trip to Detroit?


daf4b5 No.14189847

File: f835d6bf8b5894d⋯.jpg (2.92 MB, 2712x2337, 904:779, IMG_2031.jpg)


5e9fc3 No.14189861

>>14189847

Truly a fate worse then death.


173484 No.14189927

>>14189847

>more cum than man


04c576 No.14189980

File: 28b239c22c629ed⋯.jpg (28 KB, 360x344, 45:43, 1453867588642-2.jpg)

>>14188120

…are you calling your mom's tits juicy?

because I agree, they are


57c350 No.14190826

File: 8e7dc104eb35804⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1440x1537, 1440:1537, 1464963190613.png)

>>14189980

Nigger, I fucking explicitly worded it as referring to dumb love interests from non Earth girls.


9bb546 No.14190830

>>14187799

I must be the only one who uses only a tenth of the flavoring, if you actually pour that shit on your noodles and eat it all you're an animal.


3f8db3 No.14190831

>>14190826

You explicitly worded it as an incoherent mess of words that make us question your grasp of English.


19cabe No.14190889

File: 9216ecfb2ac1776⋯.png (36.03 KB, 499x338, 499:338, 9216ecfb2ac17768cdf7e60a4a….png)

>>14190831

Like mother like son.


57c350 No.14190923

>>14190831

I typed it like I was saying it. There was no reason to pause for anything other than starting a new sentence. I can personally say writing teachers never taught us perfect grammar anyways.

>>14190889

Fuck you.


abed7e No.14192933

>>14185846

incorrect.

12.


35765a No.14193216

File: 6b9c6cc9a95479e⋯.jpg (33.94 KB, 610x621, 610:621, le fornicate yourself man.JPG)

>>14189847

>an action packed trip to detroid

Ah, fuck you!


57c350 No.14194506

>>14185877

Feel like this could have been edited much better. Not witty.


fb370c No.14194552

>>14190923

I gotta chime in here, you're a fucking idiot and can't write worth a damn. There should have at least been hyphens if you were trying to do a run-on wall of description.


daf4b5 No.14194570

File: 0a9a8a9b5f171cf⋯.mp4 (588.61 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Take him to Detroit.mp4)


80df91 No.14194649

>>14188223

>Why does America even buy Nissin shit?

Because there's a market. Cup noodles was specifically designed for the overseas market due to the chikin ramen's failure to make it big overseas due to market saturation. Apparently the research ando commissioned indicated majority of foreigners who do eat chikin ramen end up preparing it by breaking it in half and tossing it in a cup since not everyone owned a rice bowl sized vessel. What Ando failed to predict was cup noodles taking off in Japan and changing the instant food meta in Japan before it was even shipped overseas.


fa5225 No.14194701

File: 99811cd000c95f1⋯.png (175.73 KB, 708x520, 177:130, action_packed_trip_to_detr….png)


7e4f54 No.14194729

>play ffxiv

>didn't mind it but didn't love it either

>see cup noodles for the first time ever in my small town rural grocery store

>sure might as well try it

worst fucking instant noodles i've ever eaten in my life, bar none. seriously disgusting


19cabe No.14194749

>>14194729

Try the Maruchan ones. Nissin ones hardly even taste like anything.


06f0a7 No.14194769

>>14194749

Maruchan is made out of goddamn Soy Flour, fuck off.


06f0a7 No.14194940

>>14188223

Current American wheat has antibodies that make human T-cells in your immune system freak the fuck out compared to earlier varieties of wheat, it's linked to autoimmune inflammation and intestinal disease. Not even talking about any activated almonds meme.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15685550

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16403227


80df91 No.14196786

>>14194940

>burger wheat deploys antibodies to prevent their most prevalent predator from eating them all

Makes sense.


936a31 No.14196798

What the fuck is even a noodle, shit just looks like spaghetti to me


80df91 No.14196841

>>14196798

There's probably a lot of chefs both western and eastern who would beat you up over that statement. The difference lies in composition and preparation, like almost any flour based product


9e5f1c No.14196856

>>14196841

>chefs

Is it true that calling them cooks is an easy way to rile them up?


80df91 No.14196860

>>14196856

It does rile them up, but not as much as conflating spaghetti for noodles. Though if they're some sort of head chef in their workplace and you call them a cook or a food prepper, they'll probably chase you around with a knife while swearing.


750a7c No.14196899

File: 6973c116ea0e96a⋯.png (879.29 KB, 783x960, 261:320, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14196882

Twinks aren't necessarily gay, it's just likely.

>What the media tells me women should look like

>A woman

<Me

<Danny Sexbang

Makes you think.


57c350 No.14196954

>>14194552

I'm ignorant at worst, not stupid about writing.

>>14196841

>>14196860

That sounds fucked up, but hilarious at the same time. Why do people who just make food gets so triggered?


34a275 No.14196955

File: f31a43143a29b0a⋯.jpg (277.98 KB, 1200x435, 80:29, action packed trip to detr….jpg)


e38a4c No.14196960

File: 5ad43e162824f86⋯.jpg (1.03 MB, 1612x2232, 13:18, last of us.jpg)

>>14189847

post-apocalyptic game set in Detroid when?


80df91 No.14196979

>>14196954

High pressure workplace, full on demand for consistent performance (at peak quality) and potentially having a much bigger autist for a boss. The amount of chefs who take up smoking because they need a way to wax on and wax off for example.


b58b79 No.14196996

File: c9130ca1fbddd21⋯.png (765.27 KB, 783x960, 261:320, danny_goybang.png)


d6ce6a No.14197015

>>14187799

Seriously? Why not just buy some fucking Roma tomatoes, garlic, onions, basil and make some simply delicious, cheap spaghetti?


65bfed No.14197022

>>14185953

Damn, that was some hard cringe material right there.


80df91 No.14197035

>>14187799

>mixing eastern noodles with western sauce

Don't do that. The easy and delicious way to eat chink noodles is simply toss it with lard and a tiny bit of light soy, garnish with spring onions and some leftover meat and you have a dish.


7e5692 No.14197564

>>14197035

>soyshit


80df91 No.14197620

>>14197564

>not knowing the difference between fermented soy and soy

Plebs please go back.


cb2f17 No.14197819

>>14196960

>23%

>not 0%

Detroit will be 100% black within months.


57c350 No.14197941

>>14194940

So you're only talking about wheat bread, right?

>>14194769

>>14197564

I've been eating 2 or more packets of Maruchan at once for years and I'm not remotely Twitter retarded, let alone cuck poisoned.


544105 No.14198052

File: cf4fe2fd7083dbc⋯.jpg (405.76 KB, 876x1016, 219:254, 1462473031612-0.jpg)

>>14196960

When your so fahnny may may needs an explanation at the bottom it has failed. Take the superior example you failed to copy and learn.


0519cb No.14198098

File: 4f9d668da5bd70f⋯.mp4 (1.85 MB, 640x352, 20:11, kentucky_fried_movie_take_….mp4)

>>14189847

>NO! NOT DETROIT!


06e796 No.14198127

>>14198052

>he doesn't know about the ebin historical photo subtitle mee mee.

Get with the times granpa




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