cc9ec0 No.14069136
Last thread died and I still want to talk about the game.
What's your favorite weapon?
Who's your favorite faction? I'm currently hanging out with the Swadians and wiped the Rhodoks off the map. Nords also seem like cool guys.
Are there any mods that improve the game but don't alter anything game changing?
Bannerlord never ever
634809 No.14069153
when is bannerlord supposed to come out anyway?
5e1ec4 No.14069163
>>14069153
WHEN IT'S FINISHED
cc9ec0 No.14069171
>>14069153
It is a mystery. They said in a PC Magazine early 2017 that they planned on releasing the game "in some state" this year, but that never happened and I'm somewhat glad they didn't. This is the last game I want to see under the "early access" banner. I hope either early or mid 2018, but really who the hell knows when they'll release it.
b356d6 No.14069174
>>14069171
It honestly looks like kingdom come deliverance will be out first
bd85b7 No.14069183
>>14069153
Sometime next year between
NEVER
and
EVER
I wanna become a horse lord. I'm doing fliris 2.54 with reworked vanilla btroop tree. Apparently I can't raid towns unless Im a merc or a vassel? I can force the townsfolk to give me shit but I wanna rape and pillage. Should I do dickplomacy?
634809 No.14069184
>>14069163
theyve been at it for some time now, and really long development times means the game has no direction. i just hope it isnt trash.
a235ef No.14069201
HOLY SHIT BONERLORD IS OUT
cc9ec0 No.14069205
>>14069174
It really does. With all the devblogs they're putting out it seems like they're hard at work, but still have plenty to do.
>>14069184
Honestly, I think that in the beginning they had nowhere near as much planned for the game as they do now. Might have been the hype that built up around the game that made them want to make the game more fleshed out and they had to scramble to do so. Complete speculation though so I might be wrong on everything, that's just the feeling I get from them at this point.
880417 No.14069224
>>14069201
It's time to stop
47676b No.14069290
>>14069224
At least that one didn't get dubs.
fb456f No.14069357
Let me propose a challange to you fags.
>start a new game in native
>make character's backround the lowest form of commner scum
>try to save swadia from being erased
>no swadian rebellion
gl
fa5a73 No.14069386
>that pants shitting feel when you crest a hill in Rhodok territory and 20 quarrels come at your face
5eb128 No.14069428
6ea3e6 No.14069430
>>14069357
>try to save swadia from being erased
But why?
I want it to happem, fuck, I want in on erasing it.
cc9ec0 No.14069810
>get a task to save some count's son from a khergit castle prison
>agree because I wanna bang his daughter
>when I get the asshole out the first thing he does is literally stab me in the back
>he's somehow hostile to me even though he shouldn't be as I'm dragging his ass out of prison
This fucking cunt. Should have just left the faggot there. Just how mad will the rest of the family be if I decide to take their daughter and fuck off? This shit ain't worth the hassle.
5eb128 No.14069844
I just want a new, better WFaS for Bannerlord.
17b6a4 No.14069925
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Vaegirs are niggers, but this is the absolute best song from M&B
32be32 No.14069952
>>14069428
oh shit, bannerlord tomorrow
1fe51b No.14069956
>>14069925
Don't make me use my meat cleaver.
25a8e7 No.14070008
>>14069136
BONERLOAD WHEN?
444756 No.14070016
>>14069956
>his troops wear skirts
>he tries to talk shit
757daa No.14070927
>downloaded dickplomacy
so when does the raping begin?
dad141 No.14070970
>>14069136
>Weapon
I like the twohander mechanically but I often use the polearm more than anything else
>Faction
Swadia. European in nature and enough in the middle that you'll always get your fair share of fighting. Can also have fun bullying scotsmen when they think they're real men in their kilts.
>Mods
Diplomacy mod? Or the silverstag mod.
3aa852 No.14071092
>>14069183
>Should I do dickplomacy?
You know the answer.
0634e8 No.14071129
>weapon
Spear and shield
>faction
Rhodoks, nords, steppe kebabs
091be7 No.14071153
How do I pirate this shit?
4b04ad No.14071571
>>14071153
this is the most I'll spoonfeed you >>14067773
757daa No.14071642
>>14071092
>download it
>get killed by these black riders
>get my ass pounded
>haha ur my prisoner now
>really get my ass pounded
What the fuck is this mod, it has all of these great options on it too. Its like they guy wanted to make a porn mod and then decided he also liked playing that game too. I need to find Ymira, then mate with Yimira
3aa852 No.14071665
>>14071642
>roll with nothing but female companions, sword sisters and camp defenders
>Orgies every night in the camp
>"Your party gains xx morale"
It's great is what it is.
You can turn off the black rider/black hunter spawns in the options
757daa No.14071743
>>14071665
I might, I have been fucked in the ass a ton since I started.
How do I make sweet love to my followers. So far mine have said no?
d94326 No.14071762
>>14071153
>How do I pirate an old ass game
Pirating from a decent dev aside, how retarded do you have to be?
9e45d6 No.14071775
>>14071153
by lurking 3 more years faggot
f6cdbb No.14071908
>install dickplomacy
>start a native game
>remember not a single lady in warband has white hair
And I'm back again on prophesy of pendor for my waifu, Lady Svipul.
>>14071743
What they say doesn't matter when you're in a hentai, my friend.
78b8e5 No.14071920
>>14071908
Tried manual editing?
d94326 No.14071956
>>14071902
Ok let me restate that
They made a good game that's worth it's money. I cannot speak to the character of any bugmenjews
757daa No.14071969
>cap sea raider and go to camp
>oh fuck this shit is really detailed hes in a cage and everything
>talk to him
>fuck me if you wanna live
>Im GOING to fuck you
>MY MEN ARE GOING TO FUCK YOU
Please send help Im dying watching my men go to town on his ass
NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH?
32be32 No.14072052
88c82c No.14072059
25a8e7 No.14072067
>>14071153
Better question: Is the multiplayer worth buying this game for?
3aa852 No.14072104
>>14071743
>I might, I have been fucked in the ass a ton since I started.
The only option left is to bog yourself.
c12ea4 No.14072116
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>2017
>Not playing Mount and Blade in real life
Okay so they don't have horses, and essentially it's just MMA in armor. But this shit is fun.
78b8e5 No.14072136
>>14071956
Fair enough.
>>14072104
Is that how shrek is love meme got started? The green bastard couldn't cope with all the fags and went native?
dad141 No.14072144
>>14071571
>posting the coalburning trap
>>14072116
>Geting injured during a work week
>No ability to ride a horso and smack a motherfucker with a lance
c12ea4 No.14072178
>>14072144
>Getting injured ever
dad141 No.14072181
>>14072178
>not going 110% no matter the cost
Either you win or you die. No inbetweens.
95847c No.14072189
>>14072178
youcametothewrongneighborhoodahmed.jpg
f6cdbb No.14072350
>>14072197
This is one of the issues with warband, when NPC parties make prisoners the party that lost will go fetch more troops from the limbo if they're a lord or it they're some sort of bandit a different bandit party will respawn.
And then when that party loses the ones who beat them recruit their prisoners, which are generally more units than the troops they lost and the circle starts over until it gets to the point one of those parties is too big to even have deaths in a skirmish, which speeds up the snowball even further.
The end result is what you see, 21k men.
307429 No.14072432
>>14069136
is there anything more OP than these knights
d5a469 No.14072629
>>14072432
It happens when mod has retarded armor settings in module.ini.
I.e. armor soaking values are 1.0 or close to it.
Since armors of these knights go around 60 and weapons normally end somewhere around 45 nobody does any damage except lancers. And AI is pretty bad with lances.
651c47 No.14072686
>>14072350
>>14072197
>21k
and I thought PoP was bullshit
75eab8 No.14073797
>>14069357
>tfw in my current game I started my own kingdom by wiping out Swadia
Now the Nords and the Vaegirs are trying to steal my lands, bunch of snowsucking scum.
75eab8 No.14073883
So I must be fully retarded but I just downloaded Dickplomacy and WSE straight up refuses to work for me. It either says my version of warband is unsupported or that it's a trial version for which my serial key apparently doesn't work. I own the game on steam.
78b8e5 No.14073938
>>14073883
Tried reading? No, seriously, tried reading the readme?
09a60f No.14073943
Do we have a Capture the Butter mode yet?
75eab8 No.14073977
>>14073938
So I downloaded a different version, one that wasn't included with dickplomacy and that one does work.
Problem now is that it does the exact same thing it did when I installed floris which is that it straight up makes my mouse dissapear. Fucking WSE
c85f46 No.14074168
>>14072686
REMOVE SANDNIGGERS AND HORSEFUCKERS!
f0ca75 No.14074347
>>14071902
taleworlds ARE one of the only decent devs left. they make good games, they like to make these games and play them. but more recently they updated mount and blade warband to remove the paradox studios intro movie from the game. paradox is no longer publishing the game in any format and anyone familiar with pdox knows they will publish just about any horseshit anyone hands to them. they're a cancer ruining the video game industry.
also the people that work at taleworlds remind me of old video game developers (ie, normal people and well adjusted people). more like when video game development was a hobby more than a career and perhaps served as a springboard for other interests.
78b8e5 No.14074401
>>14074347
Hey buddy, you forgot your related.
>>14074168
>flamin cucks
Shit, anon. I take my sweet time finishing a campaign but I swear I've seen you post shit like that as far back as last December.
f6cdbb No.14074474
>>14072067
Yes, it's not quite dead yet but there aren't many players and servers.
If you're in the united states or russia there should be a few servers to play on with low ping.
f0730f No.14074485
>>14069153
It's looking pretty much done so I'm optimistic about it coming out sometime in 2018.
757daa No.14074507
>>14073883
I think you gotta use the exe thst comes with the game. Check the mod db page.
6f0b91 No.14074739
6e5731 No.14075080
>>14071665
why the trainer skill is not working in dickplomacy? its a change?
dad141 No.14075093
4540de No.14075122
75eab8 No.14075260
Does WSE just not play nice with 4k monitors or windows 10 or something? I swear, every time I start up a mod with WSE the mouse is invisible yet I can play the game perfectly fine without WSE
a9d5fe No.14075285
Did I miss a mountain blade gamenight? I haven't played multiplayer in so long and miss being a hobo knight with nothing but spear,shield, more shield and javelins.
dad141 No.14075510
>>14075122
Well, why the fuck not?
5e1ec4 No.14075877
>>14075510
>dad141
you probably can if you know what you're doing
47676b No.14075890
>>14075093
>>14075510
The way Mountain Blade was built. You can combine modules, but it will require hands not grown from ass.
Don't worry, Bonerlord will allow you to combine modules. If it will be released, that's it.
47676b No.14075905
>>14075890
My post is retarded. Bonerlord will allow combine modules without witchcraft scripting and files.
87451a No.14081155
>Near every polearm is long as fuck and unusable in close quarters
>The ones that aren't long are still too slow, too weak, or javelins which have remarkably shittier stats when used as melee weapon
>You'll never have a quick, dependable CQB shortspear because a shorter rod somehow makes the tip less sharp for reasons
651c47 No.14081174
>>14081155
just use a stabby sword you hipster
cdeb22 No.14081199
>>14071153
I will tell you if you post sauce.
dad141 No.14081236
For dickplomacy, is it just the one position or do they change every now and again when you're fucking?
e6e20e No.14081716
>>14081199
Omujo! Omutsu Joshi
a01af6 No.14081780
>>14069136
>What's your favorite weapon?
One-handed axes. They are so fucking pleasant to use. I just love them.
>Who's your favorite faction?
Swadians, because riding a slowass armored horse while being weighten down by pounds of plate armor is comfy.
35332a No.14081828
>>14081155
They have short spears in 1257 you can use like that and are pretty good but swords are still better.
9e9b8a No.14081854
>>14081828
>swords are better
Not in 1257 they aren't, unless you're Conan the Barbarian.
35332a No.14081920
>>14081854
Short spears dont have bracing do they?
f6cdbb No.14082763
>>14081920
>>14081854
>>14081828
This reminds me, why don't spears have cross guards? It makes sense for throwing spears, but the way I see it when you try to stab someone with the spear the lack of a cross guard means it's easier for your hand to slide, making the stab weaker.
35332a No.14082831
>>14082763
Well for starters you cant parry effectively with it, your hands arent in much of a danger since you'll be keeping them at a distance and because you cant slide your hands up and down the shaft to adjust the distance you want to use the spear at.
757daa No.14082846
>consuntual and non consentual sex is enabled
>my camp followers, huntresses, and Ymira
What the fuck am I doing wrong?
2b3124 No.14084127
>>14074401
>Shit, anon. I take my sweet time finishing a campaign but I swear I've seen you post shit like that as far back as last December.
I haven't played PoP in a while, so I don't have never screenshots on me.
Also, you just yelly of my swag and flag.
78b8e5 No.14084444
>>14084127
>n-no homo
>>14082831
That's a shit argument. Spear crossguards are too far from your hands to cause any handling issues.
>>14082763
Vanilla ones do.
2b3124 No.14089141
>>14084444
>gay novel you were reading uses the name of a mythical creature on a banner
>that somehow makes me gay
Perhaps your boyfriend skullfucked you too much, you seem to have brain damage.
1fe51b No.14089155
Why do these exist? Out of all the stupid op shit in this mod, why does this particular one exist?
2b3124 No.14089163
>>14089155
You're talking about the axe or the unit?
1fe51b No.14089174
>>14089163
The guy who's going to slap your gf's ass.
3a2fff No.14089177
>>14089174
Why are you talking about me anon?
1fe51b No.14089183
>>14089177 (checked)
That depends. Do you come from assrape mountains and have insanely buffed stats?
06eb3e No.14089361
>expected disk requirement: 40GB
what? Is this a "let's play it safe" estimate?
c84363 No.14089366
>>14089361
>this retardation again
oh boy here we go. the installer and the installed files have to exist at the same time before the installer is deleted. the installer being a little bit smaller than the installed game.
and they say mustards are smarter.
3a2fff No.14089367
>>14089183
Yes, I am a Vaegir
>>14089361
Nigger we don't even have an estimated release date.
3a2fff No.14089375
>>14089366
>Steam
>Installer
>Storage lists the Installer space as well
Are you fucking retarded?
>and they say mustards are smarter.
Nevermind, you are fucking retarded
2b3124 No.14089376
>>14089174
I'm going to drink from your skull!
0bb7cf No.14089386
>>14069925
>posting YT embeds
>in [current year +3]
You know the soundfiles are right there in .ogg format, you know? Just open a video editor of your choice and add it as an audio track to some static image and you got yourself a .webm worth posting.
Also: You are objectively wrong. This is the best song in the game.
>>14070016
>his troops "ride" horses
>his troops don't wield BOARD SHIELDS
>his troops don't wear green camouflage
>his troops don't live in a democracy
Are you even trying to freedom?
>>14071129
>Spear and shield
My nigger. Also a short sword for close in fighting as well as some javelins for killing those who try to run.
>>14072116
>axe blow against sword
>sword fucking breaks
>shield pulled away
>keep punching with hilt of sword
>axe blows to the head
>charge like some kind of human bulldozer
This is like pure testosterone.
>>14072178
Just skirmishers problems
0bb7cf No.14089406
>>14089386
Made some more.
b3f18b No.14089417
>>14089361
>These estimates may change during final release
11120f No.14089427
>Play Gekokujo Daimyo for 2 weeks
>1100 days passed and about to grab a castle as a renegade
>Grab it and save
>Check how can i upgrade to mounted archer
>Find Gekokujo Daimyo got an entire new release yesterday that fixes half the game and adds renegade gameplay
>Been wasting 6 hours a day for the last 15 days
Fuck it
How do you cope with this
07c4bc No.14089428
>>14071665
Your party sounds like it needs to be fucking gassed.
06eb3e No.14089435
>>14089417
for that reason alone, I bet it will be closer to 50GB upon release
0bb7cf No.14089437
11120f No.14089444
>>14089430
>>14089437
Will probably cool down and start again in a couple months instead of the rope
At least i can do that, finish it and Bannerlord will still be in development :^)
b3f18b No.14089544
>>14089427
>be wagecuck
>have money for games
>have no time to actually play games
I want my NEET life back.
a37749 No.14089547
>>14089375
>he doesn't know steam games rely on compressed archives before delivery
Stop being retarded, you are giving mustards a bad name.
2c5c62 No.14089553
>>14089544
>be NEET
>still have money to buy games
>pirate them anyway
>never play anything
0bb7cf No.14089562
>>14089544
>be wagecuck for three years
>save every penny
>start NEETing again
>receive NEETbux from government
>have fat stacks of money saved up
>live off NEETbux and use savings for luxury
Life is good.
dae604 No.14089564
How do you guys command your troops in battle, I find myself always going back to
Archers in the back, infantry in a tight line in front of them, cavalry following me as I ride around luring away enemy cav and taking out enemy archers, then letting my infantry charge when the archers have weakened the enemy lines, or there are mostly enemy archers left
22661c No.14089567
>>14089544
>get a job
>like it a lot
>abandon vidya for better things
>come on /v/ only to shitpost and check on star citizen threads
06eb3e No.14089576
>>14089562
>receive NEETbux from government
how do I do this?
1b6254 No.14089634
>>14089547
>Steam downloads an installer and then deletes it
>That's totally how it works you fucking mustard racer
Kill yourself you shitter, not only are you wrong but you're also an ignorant retard who doesn't understand that the Storage listing is for HDD space after the whole download service is finished.
Steam isn't a fucking Zip or Torrent file with an installer.
>>14089567
>Abandon vidya for better thing
Fuckoff normalfag
a37749 No.14089637
>>14089634
>i literally don't know anything about how every pc game install has worked
I know
1b6254 No.14089643
>>14089564
I do the exact same
Will usually goad enemy troops into bad terrain while my archers are at vantage points and my infantry can protect them or stale the enemy center while my cavalry picks them off at the sides.
I find it too hard to do much else due to the clunky interface that makes it difficulty to make on the fly decisions.
cc9ec0 No.14089645
>>14089564
Same, mostly. Though I don't have much cavalry at the moment so I let archers thin the enemy out and just as they are about to reach me I let the infantry charge.
I really hope Bannerlord has more variety in the formations you're able to make and be able to make them more easily.
>>14089567
>>get a job
>>like it a lot
Sounds like bullshit
>and check on star citizen threads
Of all things why these boring threads? Laughing at these retards got old years ago.
0bb7cf No.14089660
>>14089576
Pretend to be retarded and get a physician to declare you unfit for work.
Alternatively: move to Finnland.
22661c No.14089681
>>14089634
It must be nice being 16, anon. One day you'll have to pay the bills too.
>>14089645
I like my job it has a decent pay and ok benefits for the amount of work that I do. But I assume you must have worked just shit jobs if you can't imagine a job being good. I browse star citizen threads because I want to see how far the cult will go and whether it will in mass suicides or a first beheading on a twitch live stream.
1b6254 No.14089755
>>14089637
Except they worked by having an installer on a DISK storage and not the HDD.
Bye consolefaggot
>>14089681
>You can't play vidya if you have a job
That's nice bub, how about you fuckoff back to >>>/cuckchan/ where you belong?
a37749 No.14089764
>>14089755
>what are gog installers
>what are installshield installers
>hurrdurr why would an online service like steam compress data before sending it over the internet
>y-you must be a consolefag!
You really aren't very smart.
67b2cd No.14089775
>>14089755
>anon says he got a job and quit vidya because of it
>sperg argues some random points that were never brought up in the first place
You don't need to tryhard that bad. It's pretty obvious you're not from here.
1b6254 No.14089823
>>14089764
>hurr durr
>No arguments
>Moving goalposts
>Uses the term mustard unironically and pretends hes not a consolefag
That's nice
Now go back
>>>/cuckchan/
>>14089775
>I don't play vidya
>I come here for drama
>Let me declare this on /v/
Yes, I'm the tryhard here, I even accused other people of not having jobs for stating that if you don't play vidya you should fuckoff /v/
1e389e No.14089844
>>14069956
>>14089367
How does this make you feel
3a2fff No.14089872
>>14089844
>Snowniggers
Enjoy the steppe
1e389e No.14089906
>>14089681
>Admits he only comes here to shitpost
>Thinks he has some moral high ground
End your existence
>>14089872
The taiga bandits right next to Khudan consistently beat down all of the vagirs "armies". It's like a form of torture. I love it. Couldn't bring myself to just put them out of their misery.
ea7f90 No.14089940
As someone who want to try play Warband properly and not by abusing import/export stats, how and where i should begin my adventure and on what stats i should focus?
757daa No.14089999
>>14089427
Ayy I gotta check that one out. Sorry about your loss.
7f8271 No.14090044
>>14089940
Just build CHARISMA bro, its all you need
1e389e No.14090120
>>14089940
Begin in Swadia; they're kinda the safest faction early game. Dump nearly everything into charisma and subsequently leadership, make sure to put points into pathfinding too. I find putting a point or two into power strike can be useful as well, but as a general rule only put the bare minimum into pretty much every other personal stat. Use companions for medical stats.
23eb37 No.14090219
>>14089999 (c-c-checked!)
d747ec No.14090231
>>14089940
whatever you do dont put horse archery like a faggot or your enemies going laugh at you
c800b0 No.14090382
>>14089940
Asking /v/ for tips will only lead to muhtrollingXDD suggestions like CHA builds. It's an old game, search for a guide if you really have to but even better learn for yourself
1e389e No.14090410
>>14090382
Says the moron who has never played the game before and thinks CHA is the same thing as like in D&D or whatever the fuck. End your miserable retarded existence. Here's the sheet of my current character, for reference.
dae604 No.14090415
>>14090382
How is a CHA build bad, lmao just don't get hit faggot.
e6ede3 No.14090448
>>14089407
But Liru came out
ea7f90 No.14090460
>>14090382
I think the point in CHA+Leadership build is to get more troop capacity, so you can properly battle with lords and scare away bandits or chase them down to drink from their skull. I don't see it as trolling suggestion.
06eb3e No.14090472
>>14090460
it is. also taking forts and castles with your party alone. collect taxes from your fiefs.
c800b0 No.14090495
>>14090410
>shit tier armor
>shield that blocks your aim in 3p
>riding 3
>no trainer
>points in pt pd AND ps
Thanks for making my point. You can't optimize worth a shit and bullying some bandits or easy campaign AI doesn't make you an expert on the game. It makes you a joke.
>>14090472
>>collect taxes from your fiefs.
>leadership
We lying now?
>>14090460
Oh, it's great. Really. Especially if you want to suck out all the fun from the game. Personally I'd rather run with a smaller bunch but on a character that's capable of taking out a few dozen to a few hundred per battle.
1e389e No.14090522
>>14090495
Do you even know what that armor is or are you just listing random shit you noticed to seem smart? It's a couple points below the best.
>>shield that blocks your aim
…As opposed to a shield that doesn't block your aim? You retarded?
>no trainer
KEK. So I need to cheat to be a you-grade professional now? Comical.
>We lying now?
<Hurr I have literally no idea what CHA does
Thanks for proving my point
06eb3e No.14090532
>>14090495
>play grill
>become vassal
>"I've never awarded fiefs to women, but there are eligible bachelors and you can marry into a fiefdom"
>fug trying to smoke some cock
>party isn't big enough to take a castle, but it can take a fort
>do it albeit with more casualties than I'd like
>ask lords who gets the newly conquered fort
>"I believe this one should go to, [character name] the one who conquered it"
>taxes now cover party payroll
only speaking from experience. after that I started dumping points into leadership so I can take cities on my own. never got that far though. I had to chance computers and didn't back up my files.
1e389e No.14090577
>>14090495
Also
<I have no idea what beginning-game stats are
<I think pointless acronyms not used anywhere else makes me sound smart
<I ride around on shitty horses all day
Just end your life famalam
78b8e5 No.14090588
>>14090522
It's nigger scalemail. And is this what passes for bait on /mbg/ these days?
>>14090532
But you already can take cities on your own with elite troops and well equipped companions. I mean, unless we've talking mods that increase the garrisons to 900+. A good archer/arbalest fag can drop two-three dozen enemies before the shit hits the ramp and a long awlpike can take a few dozen more easy.
c800b0 No.14090601
>>14090522
>trainer skill
>cheat
1e389e No.14090610
>>14090588
>you already can take cities on your own with elite troops and well equipped companion
Maybe if you're playing on the easiest difficulties my duderino, I can speak from experience with saying that 60~ huscarls, 20~ vet spearmen and 30~ sharpshooters are not enough to take most castles of 160 garrison, let alone cities
1e389e No.14090614
>>14090601
Do you unironically not know what a trainer is? And how you phrased it? Nonetheless, train er skill is covered by companions.
cc9ec0 No.14090618
>>14090522
>thinks he meant trainer as in a cheat instead of the stat
Anon are you pretending to be mentally retarded?
78b8e5 No.14090664
>>14090610
But you sucking is the opposite of having experience. And I don't get how you only have hundredish men if you're going leadership, I tapped out the morale sweetspot around 150 with LRD 4 on my latest dickplomacy run with a max cap of well over 300.
06eb3e No.14090667
>>14090588
>>14090610
I don't know what's what. I just booted up the game one day and did stuff.
>started out wanting to do crossbows
>got a horse
>ran out of bolts a lot, used stick melee weapon for times like these
>eventually dropped the crossbow
>one stick weapon was a glaive or something. no more near misses with poking from horseback
>now I swing and slash from horseback and max speed makes it 1HKO
>learn about couched lances later on
>don't give a shit, having to much fun with glaive
perhaps I could've taken those forts with a party of 20 with the right set up, but fuck it, I was doing what ever I liked.
e318aa No.14090671
>>14090448
>liru is never ever
>liru comes out kotaku dies
>bonerlord is never ever
>bonerlord comes out buzzfeed dies
>mfw
a17c69 No.14090681
Here's a simple tip:
- horses can't charge trough rivers.
Lure enemy army to a river/lake and when the battle starts move your army into the river. Enemy cavalry charges in and gets bogged down and dies.
1e389e No.14090683
>>14090664
> you sucking
You were jerking yourself off about muh elite armies. I'm telling you quality and quantity is needed to do shit.
> I don't get how you only have hundredish men if you're going leadership
Because it was an early/midish game thing for fun, to test pretty much exactly what you were talking about.
79f879 No.14090687
if i am not mistaken you ve been talking about this buttlord for like 2 years and i seriously think that's not a good sign
cc9ec0 No.14090700
>>14090687
Are you trying to compare it to star citizen? Because I don't think that comparison will work no matter how hard you try.
dae604 No.14090706
>>14090687
What do you mean, Bannerlord came out earlier today
78b8e5 No.14090718
>>14090667
Good man.
>>14090681
They can't handle map edges worth a shit either. But the real magic comes when you bait khergits into attacking your norse heavy army on village defense maps.
>>14090683
I know it's the season and all but mate lay off the booze.
651c47 No.14090721
>>14089155
Just sic your huscarls and gladiators on them. Bearclaw berserkers I tend to either pincuishion or avoid them entirely.
31f187 No.14090788
>>14090610
>110~ mid/late game troops can't beat 160 garrisoned if you arn't retarded
what the fuck are you smoking
79f879 No.14090809
>>14090706
really? oh nevermind then
1e389e No.14090851
>>14090788
As long as the castle isn't full of recruits or whatever, yeah. Thirty high-level enemy archers up on inner-castle walls can fuck up guys while they're in combat
7fa152 No.14090948
>>14090671
a bit closer to heaven
651c47 No.14090952
speaking of which, WOIAF or ACOK?
I kinda wanna mix up the usual diet of PoP and Gekokujo
7fa152 No.14090999
>>14090952
AWOIAF is based on the boringblanda system with all that comes with it. The models and textures are mostly LARP tier and the wars don't follow the books or show, which gives you more freedom.
ACUCK does a good job at creating an atmosphere and is pretty dificult and brutal, especially at the beginning. The models and textures are mostly fine, the sets are mostly fine but it is pretty demanding for a warband mod. Dev is a retard that makes nonsensical choices and removes stuff instead of adding every single update.
>removes sword models and adds much worse ones in their place for no reason
>removes axe models that were just fine and adds worse ones with oversized blades for no reason
>ladies and lords that look nothing like their canon description (probably so that every lady is butt-ugly and the player gets fucked over even more)
>strength requirements for weapons and armor insanely high
also balance is or at least used to be all over the place/non-existing. for example the north's elite archer has (or used to have) worse stats than the normal one and the veteran, which came before the elite.
78b8e5 No.14091005
>>14090851
Bullshit. Gekokujo, sure, but warband stacks first wave almost exclusively on the ramp with the occasional archer placed further out. Even inner walls as in structures are very rare.
>>14090952
Tried Chronicles of Might and Magic?
>>14090999
>dev is a retard
This the guy that tries implementing DRM in his mod?
7fa152 No.14091011
>>14090999
also about ACUCK the shield bashing can't be turned off without some MacGyvering and there are random overworld events where every single choice fucks you over (by removing stat points, no less)
>>14091005
>his the guy that tries implementing DRM in his mod?
I think that was either the guy from Warhammer or PoP, not sure.
c12ea4 No.14091025
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>>14089386
>This is like pure testosterone.
Basically. Battle of Nations is going to be in Rome this year. It's gonna be sick.
1e389e No.14091049
>>14091005
Nah. Not bullshit. Play a few siege battles, plenty of archers get placed all along the wall. You're trying to argue shit for the sake of arguing. Lots of archers like to sit around the spawn point too, and depending on the exact map those guys can and will fuck up your guys as well.
651c47 No.14091074
>>14091005
M&M is not really in a state that I would enjoy playing for long
>>14091049
nigger you can take a 400 men garrison with a 100 people if you archer cheese
1e389e No.14091085
>>14091074
Which is not what we're arguing
2fae35 No.14091177
>haven't played in a while
>start new character with some mods
>fly through the start
>build a rag tag motley crew of 30 swads
>ready to fuck up some Naegir farmers
>stopped by some deserters
>beat the shit out of my militia
>get taken prisoner
>repeat recruiting except now 40 swads
>"Heh, let's see those deserters stop m-"
>taken prisoner
>father was a shekel hoarding jew but money is running low
>get my shekels stolen three more times
>"Fuck it, I'm going to get some Nords this time."
>rally up 40 vikings and look for a trainer
>can't find one
>decide to pillage some snownigger villages instead
>boyar marshal finds me cucking his fief
>diverts his ENTIRE military campaign to chase me
>niggers always fight in packs
>eventually catches up to me
>takes my shekels but leaves me with the shit I stole
>keep doing the same process with high loot and trading
>tfw getting wealthy off fiefs with virtually no army
ea7f90 No.14091182
I decided to not go fully into CHA. I picked some personal-related skills, avoided horse archery because i can't aim while moving anyway and went with balanced two-handed. I know.
I also like, that you argue about game for once. Keep it up.
78b8e5 No.14091217
>>14091049
>spawn archers
>i-inner walls
No, they'll fuck their own guys since most often they'll fire in their back.
>>14091182
I'm sorry for you if you consider one bored cuckchanner baiting a proper discussion of the game. It is a nice change from all the bonerlord when threads though. And I'd suggest having a shield unless you plan on getting pincushioned.
1e389e No.14091250
>>14091217
>hey'll fuck their own guys since most often they'll fire in their back
Again, nah. You ever have an archer line? You ever once notice for a second that they don't fire if there's friendlies in the way? I doubt it, you're too fucking retarded and you think making shit up and throwing it at me constitutes as an argument.
>Have irrefutable points
<J-just bait
Do I need to pull out the smug or some shit? You're retarded.
d5a469 No.14091258
>>14091217
>nice change from bonerlord then
Too bad, i got greentext
>announced custom skeleton support
>everybody is now trying to imagine fantasy mods in Bannerlord.
<60-70% of mods will be furry shit
<One of mods will total convert bonerlord into Vilous Total War or something like that.
1e389e No.14091269
>>14091258
I'm not seeing a problem with being able to slaughter furries.
d5a469 No.14091286
>>14091269
It wasn't problem with furry slaughter as the problem everything will be probably a furry degeneracy and you won't be able to choose to play as a human being.
78b8e5 No.14091293
>>14091250
As long as you're asking I'd prefer if you'd cut the crap
1e389e No.14091303
>>14091293
>>Have irrefutable points
<<J-just bait
Pretty ironic that you're asking me to cut the crap
7fa152 No.14091314
47676b No.14091321
Okay nevermind, i don't like the way show is starting. Back to game.
1e389e No.14091323
>>14091314
How so? I've gone from being cuckchan to being a baitfag to cringy now? Neat evolution, and there's still no arguments.
651c47 No.14091543
>start ACOK
>lose 1 STR and 1 AGI before the first level up
2fae35 No.14091735
Does anyone know how to remove the saturation from the Floris Evolved mod? For whatever reason when people say "graphic overhaul" they think turning the saturation up is the answer, when it gets slightly dark in game it's next to impossible to see even with the gamma set to max. The only other option is to turn up your monitor contrast up so much and even then when you exit the game you are blinded by the light of God.
e318aa No.14091777
>>14091735
>not having jesus as your wallpaper to feel the light of god every time you close your games
Wow, fag
35332a No.14091866
>>14091777
Trips confirm you need to change your wallpaper to our lord and saviour jesus christ.
7fa152 No.14091897
>>14091543
I told you. Shit's retarded.
2fae35 No.14091921
>>14091777 (checked)
>>14091866 (checked)
Looks like God wills it.
11120f No.14092090
>>14089544
You can pull it, but just for 6 hours
I played 10 and once 12 a day but those are only weekends
You will have no gf, tho
651c47 No.14092091
>you stumble and fall
>you stumble and fall
>you stumble and fall
>you stumble and fall
>you stumble and fall
>you stumble and fall
>you stumble and fall
>you stumble and fall
>you stumble and fall
010fe7 No.14092125
>>14091323
>cant tell that anon is bullying you because he like you
Jeez anon how dense are you?
4226dc No.14092145
a9a298 No.14092173
>>14089660
>pretend
Way ahead of you
f26e91 No.14092195
>>14089660
>Alternatively: move to Finnland.
Fuck off, were full.
8ffc3d No.14092326
>>14091049
>Lots of archers like to sit around the spawn point too
This really pisses me off, all my troops are in a single blob battling against the enemies in the narrow walls and then there's shit-ton of archers below shooting their backs.
I try to make a special "squadron" of troops, usually comprised of Huscarls or whatever heavy infantry i have that i just have following me in sieges should the need arise to help the braindead AI with some proper pathfinding to find an alternative way to the enemies but fuck even it doesn't help in some sieges.
11120f No.14092383
>>14092355
t. Pesky settlement appropriator
4226dc No.14092521
I hadn't played this game in 3 years. Just went and hopped on a random TM server. Was the combat always this sluggish? I mean I know its 2009 combat, but I have forgotten almost every tech like glancing and feinting.
146a6d No.14092629
>>14092521
Multi can very wildly depending on your ping; going over 100 can more or less ruin your chances in melee. The rest is just being rusty, skill will come back to you in time, if you're having trouble I personally recommend learning how to sidestep and punish enemy attacks.
3a2fff No.14092757
>>14092521
>2009
2006 and the original release was 2008.
11120f No.14093028
>>14089999
Couldn't get over it and decided to restart with that 3.0 stuff update, some UI that changes things akin to Sugoruko aesthetics, white paper and badly-placed period drawings, instead of brown, dirt looks of Warband with modern re-interpretation drawings of samurai.
It destroys my mercenary clan, Ukita, because the guy tried to turn things more chaotic and replaced it after he added 5 more clans due to placing the mod 5 years before (a setting prequel), putting also a bunch of new castles and 3 or 4 extras cities.
But it didn't add anything new to my go-to regions, Nanbu and Ikko Ikki, at least in the map. It did move a couple of things, and samurai troops are supposedly much tougher but take 2 troop spots (like a knight and his squire). Also haven't seen options to build a castle, if there's any. Changes all the fucking colors too.
I guess he did all these changes for players to RP that 1570, relatively very soon from the start of the previous version, is the end of an era in terms of politics, so having this thing start at 1562 means you have 3000 days to finish the job. I just wanted to conquer the north land so this comes as redundant to me.
So far it seems like this, haven't seen the new gameplay stuff.
651c47 No.14093757
>>14093028
the featureless texture background in fucking cancer
when I got to the prisoner screen I thought the game glitched out
11120f No.14093849
>>14093757
Yeah, i though it was one of those fancy textureless things the creator likes to throw around like half of the okewaga armors
My beef are the random encounters, Warband vanilla is a crash fest, now with a heavily tampered map, troops, textures and non-native gameplay additions this becomes a full on party.
Thing has crashed on me 2 times in 2 hours, and i feel the travel speed got slower to make the map bigger, or maybe was that i had a 9 pathfinder skill with 12 horses before. It's going to be a real bitch to grind this shit again.
651c47 No.14093896
>>14093849
travel speed did get slower
do as I do and import your character, that way you can skip the nessesary grind and only have the renown grind left
also set xp modifier to 12 because good luck reaching lvl 40 otherwise
11120f No.14093946
>>14093896
I wanted to import but i think the saves aren't compatible and my character was level 37, so it was going to ruin muh immersion, and i slightly bump my character in level 1 anyway with Cheat Engine
Did he meddle with XP modifier? geez not even the old real-life shogun had this much grind. At least it's pretty to look at.
651c47 No.14093971
>>14093946
I mean, you dont have to import the money if youre so much of a cuck.
The only reason to ever restart from lvl 1 is if you want to try a completely different build, but alas the optimal build for nipland adventures is heavy armor + 2H and throwing is worthless.
146efa No.14094023
What are the best mods for M&B out there? I kind of want to play it again after all this time
11120f No.14094036
>>14093971
Yes, i pulled so much in CHA is not even funny, this time i will throw it in AGI just to make the middle game easy
>heavy armor + 2H
>He doesn't dual wield 2 katanas naked like Musashi while wearing a spooky mask
It's like you don't want to be a devilish Jet Li wind fairy or something
651c47 No.14094048
>>14094023
PoP - most polished but will get a new release soon
Gekokujo - most weeb, 3.0 has the least features but also the least amount of bananas, otherwise Sugoroku, as Daimyo shapes up to be the retardest
1257 AD - most most
e318aa No.14094066
>>14094036
>he doesn't use a tetsubo to ooga booga the nips as an oni
Well I mean if you want to be gay
146efa No.14094097
>>14094048
Thank you. I've tried the last two (modified Gekokujo to be even more weeb), but never heard of PoP. How soon is the new release?
651c47 No.14094105
>>14094036
Say that to my heavy tetsubo not online see what happens.
651c47 No.14094117
>>14094097
very, may be next week even
11120f No.14094151
>>14094066
>>14094105
>Tetsubo
>On a horse
Sorry lads, too busy running around in a horse taking down peasants with my masterwork tanto
651c47 No.14094159
>>14094151
>on a horse
go foot knight or go home
e318aa No.14094354
>>14094151
>horse
Fuck off Takeda you shit before I bully you with my arquebus
t.Tokugawa
11120f No.14094404
>>14094159
>Tetsubo reinstated on horse, Katana made 2 handed, Nagamaki is polearm again
>Chink swords all two handed now and can't break guards
>Heavy Tetsubo one handed even at 10,0 weight
>Mounted Gunner guns cannot be used on horse anymore, fastest rifle gone too
>Ninja Soldier Outfit gone, Red Dragon Armor only has the kabuto left, looters get new clothes but lose weapons like Nata & Kunai
>Gokenin Tachi now has fugly speed flame textures instead of bright chink steel look
>Dailyware now regressed in looks: Ceramic is now vanilla looking instead of chinaware, luckly there's no Natto
>Special items from companions seemingly absent like Tengai hat, Ceremonial Horse, Zatoichi Sword & Spooky Mask
>Fish Offal is still considered food
What the flying fuck is going on in Daimyo 3.0, this basically makes it Gekokujo Vanilla 1,0, wonder why the guy in charge backtracked on so many things and basically took unique content out, i was going to question >>14094048 but he seems on spot.
What a waste of efforts, for now. Hey at least i didn't waste 2 weeks after all
>>14094354
It's over yellow nigger, your Mounted Gunners and Dual Wielding Hatamoto Guards are finished
4226dc No.14094415
>>14092629
>>14092757
Yeah, took a solid 3 hours of playing in groupfighting and TM, does any anons here prefer NW over Native?
217238 No.14094428
>>14091182
>avoided horse archery because i can't aim while moving anyway
I used export/import to give myself 30/10 in stats and skills to learn how to actually aim at high speeds. Once you get the hang of that you'll be fine to make a fresh HA character.
47676b No.14094662
How to properly distribute troops? Basically i'm trying to keep infantry 1-2 more than archers, same with cavalry-to-infantry.
2b3124 No.14094734
>>14094036
>run around naked
>not waring beautiful full gothic plate
>not being the invulnerable tank
It's like you don't want to live
dbdf23 No.14094785
Is Bannerlord going to be cucked?
11120f No.14094795
>>14094785
>Crafting
But probably not, especially when it's not going to be released in the current year
651c47 No.14094808
>>14094662
I usually use a 2:1 archer to melee ratio and maybe a quarter of the force heavy cavalry, but its just my personal strategy
dad141 No.14096848
>>14094662
All swadian knights. Cavalry charge best charge.
574ce1 No.14096879
>>14069183
you can raid towns once your relations with that faction gets low enough scrub, kill some caravans than proceed to butter for the butter god
bd49f7 No.14098415
URGENT:
One of the biggest mods, Prophecy of Pendor has took a turn for the worse, and I need help to fix it. Does anyone know how to replace the changed combat animations to that of native? The retards changed the animation for polearms so that the upper attack looks nearly identical to the lower attack, making it nearly impossible to manually block since there is no visual cue as to what type of an attack it is other than one stabbing animation is a foot higher than the other. (upper and lower attacks are now both the same stabbing animation with one slightly higher than the other). I don't know what the hell they were thinking. Do the contributors to PoP not play with manual blocking? Why bother playing a difficult mod just to play it with automatic blocking?
Also does anyone know how to make it so that a third of all arena combatants aren't black women?
f73f2c No.14098551
>>14098415
just chamberblock, an upper attack can chamber a lower attack in singleplayer :^)
cd93fa No.14098672
Allegedly spears can be couched on foot in Butterlord. How fucked are horsefags?
bd49f7 No.14098685
>>14098551
What the fuck is a chamber block?
014174 No.14098698
>>14098415
Dick around with actions.txt from the previous version.
>does anyone know how to make it so that a third of all arena combatants aren't black women?
Yes and no, not going to spoonfeed you on using morghs.
>>14098672
A short spear already racked more kills if you worked on your proficiency.
bd49f7 No.14098717
>>14098698
>Yes and no, not going to spoonfeed you on using morghs
I don't know what that is. Can't I just replace a file with native's version of that file? Or is it more complicated than that?
014174 No.14098762
>>14098717
It's a very outdated editor that has a gui and still works on the current version. And I doubt copypaste will work unless you plan on fucking up your game.
a2a4f4 No.14098785
>>14098685
You can cancel out someone's attack with your own attack if you time right
bd49f7 No.14098825
>>14098785
gee why not make all of the animations just 1 animation and just tell people to time their attacks right?
>>14098762
Oh, thanks. I'm guessing it's through this editor that I replace the """improved""" animation with the native one. I'll work on that later. Right now I'm going through the hundreds of sound files and deleting the low quality cringe voice acting. Hundreds of audio files of people faking an English or Irish accent behind their $4 2002 logitech microphone.
5f5c9f No.14098833
>>14098825
UHH YEAH, IT SAID TO NOT TOUCH DA FILES BECAUSE ITS SUPER COMPLEX AND YOU MIGHT BREAK SOMETHING SO IMMA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STOP DEFACING THE MOD LIKE THIS KTHAX IF HE WANTED IT DONE LIKE THAT ITS THE VISION OF THE MOD AND TO SEE YOU RAPE IT LIKE THIS IS UNBEARABLE
I've been thinking about doing the same thing but just cant be fucked to do it
bd49f7 No.14098852
I've deleted over 200 sound files and am only 25% done. So much cringe inducing shit I'm bearing. What's worse is that I'm using Rhythmbox for sound playback. Rhythmbox automatically adds all played songs to the library and automatically plays the other songs in the library when the previous one finished. That means that after hearing a snippet of a retard behind a microphone that has never heard of a pop filter and deleting that file, rhythmbox will automatically play the next retard. The cringe is so hard on these files that I often take my headphones off because I can't stand it.
Hopefully I'll have a cancer free PoP by tomorrow night.
d0687b No.14098866
>>14098852
>Download high fantasy fan-made free mod
>"Geez why is there so much cringe!"
Are fantasyfags lower than bronies?
bd49f7 No.14098881
>>14098866
I expected them to have at least some sort of quality control. I was appalled when I first played this mod years ago. (I deleted the cringe sounds back then too, but not all.)
It sounds like they just made a post "Can someone record this line?" and they added to the game every single submission because they thought having dogshit was better than having no voice acting. It's also insulting to have voice acting when you're trying to read the paragraph. I'll read much faster than their talking and their talking becomes only distracting. It's why you don't read out loud exactly what's already written on powerpoints, and that's what these fags are doing, implying that you are unable to read and need someone to do it for you.
1a79ea No.14098889
>>14098866
>download fan-made free music mod
>it's got dudes whooping and hollering in the background
>one of the songs plays way louder than the rest
>it has bagpipes
>mfw
It's shit but I love it.
a2a4f4 No.14098930
>>14098881
>mfw i never even knew that there was cringe va because i play without sound
bd49f7 No.14099292
>>14098852
I finally finished. I deleted 590 sound files out of 1367. This means that nearly 45% of all sounds in Prophecy of Pendor are people faking a British accent. No more will I ever hear a, "Oi well met! Good day indeed if I so say so myself! What can I do for you chap?" from an American speaking through a $3 Chinese microphone.
bd49f7 No.14099299
>>14099292
I also removed some shitty music I didn't like from the music folder. I'm going to zip up these files for future use in case I install PoP again. That way I can just delete the sound and music folders and paste in my custom one without ear cancer.
fbb1b5 No.14099637
>>14069136
>Favorite weapon
I keep trying to use mauls to get that "crusader/paladin" feel, but I always end up swinging around a 2hander sword instead. Maybe some day…
>Favorite faction
Swads.
>I heard the knights were unparalleled in mounted combat, and also carried themselves amazingly well on foot.
>I picked up 10, some food, and went to the training grounds.
>spent hours sparring, grinding them to knights.
>Leave the training grounds a party of 10 knights and their less equipped, fully convinced he can't pay for them leader.
>Help a town, train them to fight some bandits, food running low, last of my coin destined to evaporate
>Fight begins, Small town on a hill, flat field beneath its shadow
>Set up in the field, my knights and I in front of the townsfolk willing to fight for their home
>Something like 50 of the fuckers come pouring out down the hill
>Look behind me, part of me doesn't want these peasants to die
>Order peasants to hold, command my knights to charge with me
>We meet them on the far side of the field
>One after the other, the bandits drop like flies
>The dust settles, all my knights are still upon their horses, not a single casualty
After that as I would make enough money I would recruit swadians in groups of 10 and train them. When I decided to drop the playthrough I had a company of 50 men, and we had only lost 8 of them since I had started 100+ days prior. Enemy lords, no matter the faction, couldn't stand to us if they had 100 men or less. Worth mentioning that everything was bumped to normal.
eaf645 No.14099909
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>>14099637
Two handed-swords are the best of both worlds.
More techniques and options, longer reach, still having a lot of impact force.
21b67b No.14100467
>>14099909
>still having a lot of impact force.
>swing my two-handed supreme epic sword of +5 while galloping at full speed on a champion courser with 5riding
>some smuck peasants blocks my swing with a fucking wooden club like "yeah nah fuck you"
I hope in Butterlord you can "crush through block" like mauls and such do even if you use a sword instead of a mace as long as the +speed bonus and such are high enough.
I've actually really gotten to liking axes lately because of their +bonus against shields and also with 60-70~ reach they are pretty damn good during sieges and not that bad while on horse either once you get used to it.
bd49f7 No.14100472
>>14100467
>buy big expensive axe thinking it will do massive damage on horseback
>retard thrusts the blunt top of the axe rather than swinging it when on horseback doing fuckall damage
bd49f7 No.14100477
I'm getting closer to fixing the overhead polearm attack in PoP, but I'm going to take a break for a while because I have a massive toothache and can't focus.
28f181 No.14100492
>>14100472
Press X to turn it from polearm into two handed mode, or alternatively buy a bardiche.
21b67b No.14100527
>>14100472
Have you tried thrusting with spears while on horseback? Sort of like doing couched lance attacks but manually by yourself doing the thrust.
It's so damn good and actually fun, more fun than using a lance that i've finally been able to stop being a fucking horse archering faggot instead opting for spear+shield+2hander+thrown combo which is 5/5.
28f181 No.14100533
>>14098825
>gee why not make all of the animations just 1 animation and just tell people to time their attacks right?
Because it's extremely easy to break a spear jab with chambering, a guy with a shield and spear will always fail against some guy who chambers for that reason. You'll want to know how to chamber because it's the only way to beat being gangbanged in both sp and mp.
d0687b No.14100537
M&B has always been a crashing sonova, but after doing a couple of searches, it seems it isn't that much of a bother for plenty
Is it normal for the game to crash on you 4 times in 2 hours or have i been in trouble for years now?
f6d9c7 No.14100586
>>14100537
>My potato can't run M&B
>Crashing on non free unfinished builds
You fucked up big time
bd49f7 No.14100590
>>14100537
>Is it normal for the game to crash on you 4 times in 2 hours
gno
d0687b No.14100601
>>14100586
>>14100590
I use the old WSELoader, doesn't help other than mods, and its crash log is 463kb
wat do
1e6b23 No.14101418
>>14100601
>WSELoader
never used it and I only get crashes from tabbing out
2335c9 No.14102116
I only want Bonerlord so I can envision my civil engineering dreams using peasant skulls as my pathways into their utopian farms.
6d7a0b No.14102221
>>14091025
>Battle of Nations is going to be in Rome this year.
Aww shit, its gonna be great
656780 No.14102476
>>14072116
That shit was great last year. Pity it has such a huge entry cost to buy a full suit of armour for so many people and all those replacement weapons.
The year before last some guy was in a black metal suit and took an axe to the helmet. The handle snapped but left the blade stuck in his helmet. Didn't stop him from fighting either and you could see what that did for enemy morale.
c5a775 No.14102654
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Aw fuck. That sweet kick at 2:33.
efcf46 No.14102685
Battle of Nations is pure cancer
t. hema and history fag
c5a775 No.14102706
>>14102685
Who gives a fuck? It's men using axes, swords, shields and fists to fuck each other up for fun. It's about the most manliest thing I can imagine.
efcf46 No.14102722
>>14102706
I know it is just a dumb fun, Im just saying not to confuse it with any historical accuracy. Its on par with american wrestling.
d06257 No.14102730
>>14102722
I keep seeing this artist around, who is he?
02835a No.14102736
>>14102685
And hema is full of "Fighters against Racism" and LARP Faggots.
d4ab02 No.14102746
>>14094117
Why is there no hungarian flag in the pic?
80051c No.14102748
>>14102722
It's not like Hema is that realistic either. Most martial arts today aren't because no one actually practices them with the intent to kill someone.
>>14102736
Western fantasy is absolutely pozzed. I can't even open a modern fantasy book without getting the urge to hurl.
efcf46 No.14102760
>>14102730
I dont know, sorry anon
>>14102736
>an actual historical martial art
>larp
>guys hitting each other mindlessly with fake swords
>not larp
d06257 No.14102780
>>14102760
Damn, thanks regardless
5f5c9f No.14104792
>Day 60 of dickplomacy
>i still have not raped anyone
>only been raped
Help
16d333 No.14104811
>>14102722
>Not enjoying HEMA for barbarians
Why would I aim for your vitals when I could throw you to the ground and crush your skull? Or crush your skull and then throw you to the ground.
You're probably just a rapier-fag that's mad he gets left out of botn.
64e430 No.14104877
>>14104792
install mods that aren't horrible grinds or beef up your stats. Even with high stats (that aren't insane) you're still one guy. (unless you play with gimped difficulty settings) and therefore have trouble carrying an army of 200+ men by yourself. Delegate skills to companions and enjoy being a medieval tank going full rogue bandit nation.
61fc37 No.14105100
>>14100467
There is a way to the madness, you can still crush their block by ramming them with the foreleg of your steed and timing the swing so it hits right after the collission. I agree it's still fucking stupid.
4a1d20 No.14105333
>>14104811
>reposting cuckch garbage charts
The polearms are alright but you should be ashamed for those sword files.
445585 No.14105601
>>14105333
>cuckch garbage charts
what?
1c418b No.14105648
bravo PoPdev, you out PoPdev'd the previous PoPdev
80051c No.14105655
>>14105648
What did people expect from autistic subhumans that made a grindy turd based off their LotR fanfic?
1c418b No.14105662
>>14105655
Ive been playing that grindy turd since before warband even
hubris can take you places but this is north korean dictator type shit
>yeah I know Im wrong do something about it fgt
d0687b No.14105666
>>14105662
>but this is north korean dictator type shit
A NK dictator would not even get criticism because you would think he's right since the beginning
What are you trying to say
80051c No.14105668
>>14105662
I knew we were going places when he was bending over backwards to justify TW inquiring about Denuvo.
1c418b No.14105684
>>14105666
believe me or not, before I showed up in that thread there was 1 guy actually mildly indirectly objecting to some changes, and 15 pages of dicksucking before that, and there will be 15 more after that
the faggots on the forums are afraid to upset the royalty to the point they are afraid to give feedback in a feedback thread
8cfc4d No.14105979
>>14105684
>do the shit i want
>no
>but m-muh feedback
It's the same dev that did the bulk on the original pop and which more or less stayed when some of the older fags retired. Second if you think he's a bastard - this ain't scratching the surface. There was even a running gag for awhile when some fag made a BitchyMitt or something account to mess with him. Third, I can't be arsed to dig out the thread but from your own cherry picked example I'm applauding that asshole for the way he BTFO'd a baiting pretentious little shit ie (You).
Not your army, not your blog and not your therapy group.
eb2293 No.14106430
eb2293 No.14106443
>>14098866
his complaint is that there is barely any quality control. especially for prophesy of pendor, its basically a modsoup more than anything else
6b03ad No.14106628
>>14105648
>censoring your name and ip
Why not just log out? It's not like people can't go there and see what name you were using.
Also when did people start to call mod makers devs instead of authors?
54c8f0 No.14106799
Is it normal for families to be so weird in Medieval Conquests? I mean, no lord has a wife that's from his own kingdom, there are things like scottish lords with mongol ladies and other people who shouldn't be related being from the same family. I don't think that's accurate. It's a godamn circus.
54c8f0 No.14106816
Is it normal for families to be so weird in Medieval Conquests? I mean, no lord has a wife that's from his own kingdom, there are things like scottish lords with mongol ladies and other people who shouldn't be related being from the same family. I don't think that's accurate. This is a godamn circus.
2fc3a5 No.14107295
>>14090448
it was a never ever joke yousilly goose :^)
380dc4 No.14107311
>>14102748
HEMA relies on combat manuals which emphasizes dueling and less on mass scale stuff outside tactics. This is important since any decent HEMA guy will tell you that nobody actually knows how the fighting really went down because of this. Aftermath reports that were actually recorded during those times can give a general idea of some things like the head being the number one most targeted part of your body but beyond that it's a lot guesswork.
2fc3a5 No.14107318
>>14102685
>hema
What?
>>14102722
This.
>>14102748
>Most martial arts today aren't because no one actually practices them with the intent to kill someone.
What are you implying?
380dc4 No.14107337
>>14107318
HEMA is an acronym for Historical European Martial Arts, their mission is to essentially try and figure out how people fought in the old days and replicate to the best of their ability. If you want to learn self defense though HEMA is not where you should be going because they frown on innovation for modern times because that defeats the point.
d0687b No.14107405
>>14105979
t. PooP dev
I personally don't think he was baiting, nor was he pretentious, he just wanted a formal explanation from a guy who doesn't see his labor as formal, nor his fans
Maybe pretentious in pretending he was important as an opinion for someone who apparently works for the fans, implying certain degree of respect towards them
80051c No.14107429
>>14107311
I'm well aware that the West didn't properly safeguard their martial arts heritage, but even if we had we'd run into the same problem Asians do, no one is actually teaching martial arts the way they were even a century or two ago.
>>14107318
>What are you implying?
That the karates and kung fus of today aren't the real thing. You are actually training to score points, not to harm or kill your opponent. Same with HEMA, you're whacking at the other person, but not actually being taught how to truly fuck him up.
380dc4 No.14107680
>>14107429
That's not entirely true some guys do keep the tradition for their specific region up and teach with the intent of self defense but as far as I'm aware they're not actually part of HEMA.
1c418b No.14108186
>>14105979
go and D&C somewhere else
>>14106628
how is the concept of minimizing exposure not self-evident to you in the current year of our lord plus three?
21b67b No.14108676
>>14105100
I just go with the sort of ultimate melee cavalry weapon combination now with morningstar, shield, war spear and a stack of heavy throwing axes.
War Spears really good for those thrusting "couches" when the enemies have long weapons like most Rhodoks do meaning they might actually hit me before i manage to hit them with my ride-by morningstarring but against most others m-star works wonders+being able to switch between 1h+shield/2h's allways great.
And throwing axes are neat, i miss most of them obv but their main purpose is sieges where you're on foot and a melee weapon with decent dmg yet low reach(heavy throwing axe on alternative mode) is allways nice.
c2a598 No.14108744
>>14107405
>you agree your reasoning is inconsistent
>y-you're irrational
>you sufficiently expressed your contempt
>lolwhoareyouagain.jpeg
>i-i'll take my business elsewhere
>better nurse my ego on imageboards!
And I haven't played that shit mod in ages and I don't intend to. Sure the knight orders are cute but too much headcanon and too many bullshit troops for my taste.
1c418b No.14108924
>>14108744
>he genuinely believes that overdramatic post about muh community relations was not rethoric to divulge a statement that makes him look like an asshole
is this your first day on the internet?
6b03ad No.14108956
>>14108186
>the concept of minimizing exposure
That's not what you did, you pointed out a specific account rather than hide in plain sight.
1c418b No.14108988
>>14108956
well now that I think about it, yer not wrong
d0687b No.14109013
>>14108744
>>14108924
Now that i think of it, it was indeed baiting ala old GG days to make someone show his real hide
Then again the PoP guy who is deleting audio files does seems like a odd fellow. It is still no way to sperg out in a forum, especially while being the mod creator, and in a thread dedicated to criticism towards your stuff.
c2a598 No.14109039
>>14109013
Of course not, but he's a power tripping asshole enjoying his little corner of the world. But he's still not the one to run here and go muh censorship muh army after intentionally stirring up shit on their forums.
1c418b No.14109063
>>14109039
anon tell me, are you actually retarded?
in what world is stirring shit in a forum to confront a notorious asshole not a good thing?
and the most important question, why did you bring your cuckchan sensibilitiers to an imageboard where stirring shit to trigger known cunts is a national fucking sport?
c2a598 No.14109088
>>14109063
Did the big bad modder hurt your feelings? Tough. Deal with it and don't come crying here.
0d315d No.14109152
>>14109063
>cuckchan sensibilitiers
<cuckchan filename
1c418b No.14109234
>>14109088
>please dont talk bad about this guy I h-hate him too I swear but please dont talk about how hes a giant asshole
go shill somewhere else you cuck
>>14109152
>how do I read unix timestamps
protip: that filename dates back more than 2 years ago
014174 No.14109283
>>14109234
>avoid conversation with the nigger
>the nigger will lie
>the nigger will make excuses
>he will use words he don't really know
Oh yeah. There's powerful niggardry at work here.
5f5c9f No.14109998
>when you start to field large armies before setting up a dye works in many towns.
Im going to try an work on a whore house, I'm assuming you take a honor hit though.
d0687b No.14110254
>>14109039
>he's a power tripping asshole enjoying his little corner of the world
That's reaching out
>But he's still not the one to run here and go muh censorship muh army
I didn't really see him doing that, if anything he just mentioned the guy being a huge fag and providing proof of it, shamefully he provided screencaps that highly implicated himself doing said baiting, but the other guy grabbed all the hook
And he didn't mention his shit getting censored, that wasn't in question, if anything he censored himself to avoid, in a futile attempt, to hide his identity
1c418b No.14111402
>>14110254
>check forums for mod updates
>see retarded upcoming changes
>log in on an old ass account to comment on retarded changes
>notorious devtard barges in, announces that player made tweaks are verboten
>figure its time to strike, write down a baitpost that can only have 2 outcomes, he either admits hypocricy or shows himself a giant faggot
>he does the latter unapologetically, I grab screencaps of him being a giant faggot and post them here
where the other faggot got the idea about muh censorship muh army I have no idea, other than apparently me being so convincing, random faggots start taking the bait laid for others
also the only reason I removed the name from the caps is for redundancy, I dont have any presence on their forums whatsoever