83e3e9 No.14048958
I will go fishing within one hour and spend more than 9 hours there. I don't have anything but a phone and there is no internet there.
Recommend me a game.
Yes, I know phone games are shit.
95b41a No.14048962
ea7c58 No.14048964
0d35e7 No.14048970
also Romancing SaGa 2, may be the dragon quest games, IV has party chat restored
ef55bc No.14048972
Beer drinking simulator, but it's only available in real life.
016a79 No.14048978
Why not just go fishing and enjoy being disconnected for a few hours.
261153 No.14048980
>>14048972
>drinking the alcoholic jew
Only soyboys drink (((alcohol))).
Fact.
83e3e9 No.14048982
>>14048961
Have you ever fished?
I will fish but you have to wait half an hour before anything bites.
>>14048972
My dad will be playing that game. I will be playing "drive back home, son" on the way back.
41208e No.14049022
Well there's those Sonic phone ports that I keep hearing are the best version of the games, touch controls notwithstanding.
7f8a63 No.14049029
>>14048961
/thread
I know /v/ is faggot virgins but this decline into bugmanhood needs to stop NOW.
61355d No.14049033
>>14048980
So ancient yuropoor beer brewing is soyboy tier now?
600523 No.14049042
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I personally favor simple puzzle shit like the Flow series.
One friend really loves Yu-Gi-Oh Dual Links.
You could get the Animal Crossing mobile game but the lockouts are annoying.
I have two friends who play Summoner's War and I think that is very very sad.
I highly recommend Bar Oasis if you like VNs.
I remember getting a bunch of room escape games once and one of them completely pissed me off because you changed the walls you were looking at by pressing an arrow, but they expected people to turn their phone toward the ceiling to look at the ceiling of the room.
e4dacd No.14049044
how much do lobbies cost again?
bafc9f No.14049048
emulate.
My Boy! Is a decent enough emulator
There should be some GBA games you haven't played or something.
I recommend Fire Emblem. I first played that on an airplane ride and ended up ruining my 3 day vacation with it playing it near nonstop
d9c7e2 No.14049050
>>14048978
Wouldn't mind some source on that.
c44e38 No.14049092
>wanting to eiphon game
>not fishing
>not becoming one with nature
>not inventing perfect vidya while fishing as your mind expands beyond space and time
9a811d No.14049104
>>14049050
you new or something?
d9c7e2 No.14049127
>>14049104
I wish I hadn't wasted this many years on image boards, but no, google image search or any other like tineye do not return anything useful.
dad462 No.14049143
>>14048958
>I will go fishing within one hour and spend more than 9 hours there.
Then go fish? Why even go if you are just going to be dicking around on your phone? Not trying to sound angry just confused as to why you would even bother…
0d8f0e No.14049153
>>14048961
>bugman
>>14049029
>bugmanhood
eef5ff No.14049163
>>14048982
>you have to wait a half an hour before anything bites.
If you don't get a bite by the 10th cast, then either there are no fish or you suck at fishing.
a84db2 No.14049164
>>14049033
>Drinking beer
>Drinking anything containing hops, a plant with such strong phytoestrogens they cause menstrual disturbances in women farmers
Drink strong liquors like whiskey, vodka, or gin, or don't think anything at all. Mead gets a honorary mention.
9a811d No.14049169
>>14049127
>I wish I hadn't wasted this many years on image boards
lurk moar post less faggit
d9c7e2 No.14049174
>>14049169
Barely ever post fagget.
7f8a63 No.14049176
>>14049153
Clearly you are not up to speed on the latest insults for liberals anon.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bug%20man
fbc6d4 No.14049216
>>14049164
Where does wine fit into this?
a3ff4f No.14049221
>>14048982
Go talk with your dad while you wait for the fish to bite or something.
>>14049164
>being this autisticly no-fun-allowed as if you'll suddenly grow a vagina from drinking fucking beer
>giving a shit what it does to women as if to imply women should be drinking in the first place
You're the light of this board with your thoughtful commentary, anon. The savior we need.
ba2a4c No.14049223
Fish and drink beer, you fucking queer. Never come back and drown for two years. Holy shitting Christ, it's like you niggers never drover a charter boat when you were five.
73ac23 No.14049236
>>14049176
>latest insults for liberals
But we already call Asians antmen, and they don't even like liberals. Liberals are too caught up in individualism to act like an insectoid hivemind, which Asians (especially chinks) already are.
9a811d No.14049241
>>14049223
>not having your own chauffeur to drive it for you
call you dad a nigger if you even know who he is
867500 No.14049242
2a23a0 No.14049258
you are being roped into going fishing you might as well stop staring at your screen and enjoy life for a single work-shifts time, talk with your dad or whoever is stringing you along about what you might catch, how to fish etc.
If it really bothers you that much stare into the water and contemplate your existence or something, just don't forget to watch your line.
f6e130 No.14049259
yeah seriously fishing is fun
just put on some good tunes or something
7f8a63 No.14049261
>>14049236
Take it up with the Department of Insults over at /pol/ I guess.
5f4489 No.14049315
Sit and fish? It's not too bad, it's actually comfy. Talk with the people you're going there with or sit in silence and enjoy nature.
a84db2 No.14049320
>>14049221
Enjoy the moobs, fatty.
557db0 No.14049336
>>14048982
>I will fish but you have to wait half an hour before anything bites.
What the fuck ? At sea as a little kid I could get up to 10 bites within an hour.
Your fishing spot sucks.
f655b4 No.14049342
Crashlands is a chuckle, you can get that much time out of it if you enjoyed things like Don't Starve or cut-down Diablo-style games.
5f3b69 No.14049360
>>14049338
how do you call the "me! Me! Me! it's all about me feeling good and morally just" then?
other than retardation.
52f08c No.14049364
>>14049176
>Bugman
>Insult
I will slap your shit you pole proportioned dendrophile.
75aea3 No.14049367
>>14049223
>Never come back and drown for two years.
493677 No.14049376
>>14048970
So when was Kero Blaster ported to Android?
5d8589 No.14049390
>>14049360
You're all ass backwards. They believe, fundamentally, that all people are descended not from apes, but from sheep and therefore cannot be trusted to make decisions on their own - themselves included. That's why they want to make sure you steal from the rich and give to everyone else, because otherwise everyone else would die! They don't believe in individual merit, but rather group merit, they don't believe in individual responsibility, but rather group responsibility.
To quit beating around the bush and answer your question
>how do you call the "me! Me! Me! it's all about me feeling good and morally just" then?
They have a psychological need to be seen as good (as in "good and evil") within their social group. This isn't individualism, it's herding. They need to conform to the greater idea of "good", for if not they are "evil" which is the worst thing you can be to the herd. Furthermore, one must always remind the herd that you are good - and not evil - because they're quite paranoid about all the evil in the world. I can see where you'd think this is a "me! me! me!" behavior, considering constantly reminding other people of your 'virtue' seems pretty self-absorbed.
ec1a03 No.14049619
>OP left already the thread to fish
Pity, http://cardinalquest2.com/ in tower rush mode is quite fun.
941e08 No.14049626
>>14048982
I wish I could go fishing but I have a job now, you are one ungrateful little cunt y'know. Are you underage by any chance? When your old man kicks the bucket, you will regret not having spent more time with him.
dd6fac No.14049670
>op is fishing
>fishing for replies
>everyone took the bait
3b3f16 No.14049704
Simon Tatham's Portable Puzzles. There should be a free version for both Android and iOS on their respective stores.
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/
Also, just fucking fish, you might as well.
715f57 No.14049708
>>14049033
>anatolia
>europe
???
Beer is not European, but cider is.
62ae0e No.14049784
Here's an idea, OP.
How about if you don't like fishing, you don't fucking go do it for nine hours where you'll be so bored you have to play phone games?
7abc70 No.14050001
>>14048980
>alcohol is da j00s
>soyboys only
But anon, Hitler was a literal soyboy and didn't really drink.
925cd5 No.14050061
>he doesn't like to fish
what a fag
df9bda No.14050126
>>14048958
Hey Josh. It's your dad.
4a65f9 No.14050448
>>14048970
Thanks, your image saved me. We are having dinner now.
Couldn't read any other recommendations before leaving.
Will read them after getting back home, need more games for situations like this.
9eb45b No.14050466
>>14048978
I wonder what they're gonna do on the bed?
4a65f9 No.14050469
>>14049626
I'm 19. I fished too.
He just asked me to come and I came along.
Doing this mostly for him.
4630a9 No.14050472
>going fishing
sounds boring.
69ed25 No.14050498
>>14050472
It's like that baseball meme. It's not about the actual fishing, it's just an activity you do while you drink beer and talk shit.
ea7c58 No.14050503
>>14050472
yeah man, fishing is so boring and gay
<boots up RPG and fights the same enemies over and over to gain EXP points
e37acd No.14050543
>>14050472
I actually like fishing
8803e6 No.14050546
>>14049390
Humans are social animals
fedbf8 No.14050577
>>14050448
what did you play fishslut
24fb2e No.14050596
(((beer))) is shit and you know it, try a real man's drink like whiskey or scotch
a0bbfc No.14050764
>>14048958
Have you tried actually fishing?
7a46fd No.14050776
Almost any game by Foursaken. They mix a bunch of genre's with their games, normally.
Also, BuriedBorne's is pretty fun, if simple.
ac9f3e No.14050828
>>14050596
I like all of them, what now fag?
2202b3 No.14050841
>>14048970
pretty sure my will barely run any of those
>>14048958
how about you fucking try to get out of your shell and enjoy life for once
fishing is pretty fun, relaxing being someplace less urban
there is something graceful about being fishing in the quiet
and if it happens that takes your bait, its a pretty fun activity too
50e4e1 No.14050850
>>14048970
>no apollo justice
>no dual destinies
>no TWEWY
>no rayman
Shit guide
ae922c No.14051628
>>14050466
Go to bed obviously. They're children, and it's way past their bedtime. Then the mc they're talking to is gonna fap to big titted aras on his PC.
b60427 No.14051634
>>14049050
It's some manga about Odysseus from the Iliad and his fate or something. idk figure it out lol
1ea526 No.14051641
>>14048978
>>14049104
>>14049169
Reminder that Prisma Illya killed the franchise. FGO is just the aftermath of what dykeshit does to franchises
000000 No.14051661
>>14049216
High test /fit/izen here I drink organic wine (which means no added sulfates) once a week. No sotboy effects here.
bc33f2 No.14052180
>>14048980
You're a pussy.
Fact.
6a5f18 No.14052935
>>14050448
>Skol
Itaipava é melhor