/v/ - Video Games

Pull down pants and get ready

>>14036919

Open the door

>>14036924

this desu

>>14036951

Every body do the dinosaur.

>>14036924

The world fears and awaits your naked presence.

>>14036929

You open an invisible door, and step through. Everything looks the same.

>>14036951

You lie back down. You rest your head on the invisible, yet perceptible opened door. You see a shape of a dinosaur in the clouds.

Kill self

Install gentoo

>>14036975

Having no available means to kill yourself, you decide to get creative. You bite down on your tongue as hard as you can, and immediately extreme pain surging through your body. You feel the blood foam in your lungs despite your efforts to cough it up. You panic for brief moments, and then, slip into darkness.

>>14036986

You wake up in the same field, with a laptop this time. It appears to be a dream. Unfortunately the laptop seems to be dead. Unless it is dreaming too.

>>14036988

You decide to stick the laptop in the shuffling mud pile. You hear a yelp from within.

>>14036998

Ask myself "Is this video games?" and sink into darkness.

Walk to the town that's full of anthro dogs

>>14036919

Uninstall Windows

Install Gentoo

>>14037004

You feel a haunting presence from above, the hammer of bans is slowly approaching.

>>14037005

You start walking towards the town. The buildings are covered in a white film. The streets are covered in a white film. The town is completely empty, and it is now overcast. You hear howling through the streets.

>>14037011

The sky is now completely blank. You must upload a picture and configure it to your specific hardware from source to see what the sky looks like now.

>>14037026

Search the streets

>>14037026

Delete /leftypol/

>>14037026

I deflect the hammer of bans with my proxy shield.

>>14037032

The howling intensifies. The ground starts to quake. You sense danger, but continue to search the streets. Suddenly, you see a man as tall as a building! He is humping a window, and which each thrust yelling an odious “AWOOOOOO!!!!”

>>14037046

You see a flyer to “Start a leftist revolution!” You tear it down, feeling a sense of accomplishment. Why? Because (you) are always right!

>>14037051

The hammer seems to be gone… for now.

>>14037062

With the hammer of bans gone, I cast Devastating Eradication Spell Ultimax +5 at moot and his plank named beatimus.

>>14037062

Ask if he has a sister

>>14037066

You feel the wrath of social justice pump through your veins! Truly you have the power to make a cuckold of anyone, even the lanky hasbeen owner of chans +4!

>>14037073

You scream at the top of your lungs, waiting for the gods to accept your challenge. The giant takes a look at you and says “Yes?”

>>14037080

The man laughs, and he points a claw at the distance. “Yeah, she’s over by the welfare building. She’s pretty good at getting knocked up, just hard at knocking down if you know whaddyi mean.”

>>14037119

Head over to the welfare building

>>14037119

I aim for the big head of them all. The man who calls himself cuppapasta. With all my power, I cast the ultimate spell. The Ruined Indigo Gaia Goro Erection Descimiator!

>>14037122

gentoo has finally compiled.

>>14037124

You traverse the streets over to where you think the giant was pointing. The white film has completely caked your feet and the pants around your ankles. You see four giants humping a black building, but none of them look female…. the building is jiggling and slowly turning white.

>>14037129

The hammer of bans returns! Now it is weilded by the donut steel demon of OC! You have angered the cuppapasta gods for the last time.

>>14037147

Ask the giants if that's the welfare building

>>14037160

But the howling men make no reply, it will be impossible to distract them from their wantons. You investigate inside the building to find a clue. But… it is not a building at all! The structure is a giant woman, formed into a cube, being rapidly transformed with each impending thrust. As her ivory carpets begin to match the lackluster drapes, you begin to notice the white film crawling up your legs as well.

It would be wise to leave as soon as possible.

>>14036919

>What do you do?

back my bags and head on back to cuckchan

>>14037209

You say “fuck this shit, this place is like that other place I hate except worse!” As you leave, a giant hammer weilded by a flaming demon pierces the heavens, accelerating towards its final destination.

The force smashes into the building woman with meteoric might, exploding the four furry giants into cardinal directions, reeling utter chaos in the town. The woman building explodes as brick and blood and pureed by the demon’s might. Just as fast it started, it is over, and you hear nearby giants whistling like a train.

>>14037221

GIGANTUS IN MEIN PANTUS

>>14037201

Succumb to my fate, hopefully I'll fair better in the next life

>no pictures

Fuck you draw a picture

>>14037245

You feel as if you have gained some life experience. The penis in your underpants has grown another 2 inches.

>>14037251

You uncover your eyes, expecting to see the fields again. Instead you see a gaping crater where the building used to be, and the furry giants burned to a crisp. It seems, somehow, the fates have kept you alive.

Ahead of you is the outside of the town, what appears to be a cliff with a waterfall. Some of the giants are starting to gather around you. You could also just keep going to cuckchan.

>>14037252

You start to draw a picture. It looks really shitty despite how long it took, and doesn’t really reflext what you intended anyway.

>>14037285

inv

>>14037292

You bend over and check the pockets in your pants. You see:

>A handheld game console

>A welfare check

>A chicken bone

>A big ol penis

>>14037294

there is a 56% chance of wandering monsters this time of day

>>14037327

We had better search for a stiff drink and a salty prostitute if we're gonna survive in this linux hellhole

>>14036935

>unironically using a cuckchan word filter word

what

>>14037049

I still don't get this meme

I heard its supposed to play sound but I'm too scared to leave it open, something unholy about this image

>>14037343

You check around town. Unfortunately you can’t see much. Do you have sudo privileges?

Is this the fucking cuckchan containment thread or something?

So many shitty threads have been popping up lately, please just make your own board and leave us alone.

>>14037361

you didnt open it did you?

>>14040217

Thats pretty epic.

Why does this fucking trashy thread still exist?

I bet the Jews did this.