>>14029344
AM2R was pretty well made though compared to this.
>>14029359
>What the fuck am I missing?
Hipsters only pretend to like old games but won't actually play them, so they get really excited when an old game gets an unnecessary remake because now they can finally play it. Of course they won't be able to get past the first screen and make an article about how difficulty is a social construct for masochistic elitists or some shit.
The flash-game look doesn't bother them because they've played so many shitty phone games with the same aesthetic, that they've gotten used to it.