c4ee7e No.13991983
wow, just finished this "game"
is this the definition of pretncious hipster bullshit?
>minimalistic everything: UI, options, design, controls, etc.
>entire game takes 2-3 hours, but thats okay because its 'art'
>has what seems to be message of "oh god, look how we have polluted and scared mother earth! look how beutiful nature is! we need to destoy these evil machines!"
>but this is 'told' in a way of nothing other than cave paintings, and the 'gameplay' of avoiding/destroying the evil machines
sure am glad that i only rented this on a whim, and didn't pay any ACTUAL money for it.
6938ef No.13992010
>>13991983
Is this another subnautica ripoff?
c16cea No.13992023
>"oh god, look how we have polluted and scared mother earth! look how beutiful nature is! we need to destoy these evil machines!"
Never once do these faggots stop to consider that humans are part of nature and thus everything we do is natural.
The fucking Internation Space Station is as natural as a beehive.
276be9 No.13992029
>Rented on a whim
So you still payed money for it. Not only that, but even if you physically "bought" it, it's just a license to play the game, you never really owned it.
2d67ae No.13992030
It's bullshit that they called it Abzu. Abzu is the abyss in Babylonian legend and the husband to Tiamat. He's the freshwater ocean, teeming with hideous beasts which he sowed into Tiamat, who bore the gods and the monsters.
12b076 No.13992153
>>13992023
>b-but anon the humans are virus, we must extinguish our own species, starting with the europeans..
bc89bd No.13992156
>>13992030
Why are all the old Gods fucking furries?
c4ee7e No.13992170
>>13992153
t. rabbai scholomo swartz goldstien
>>13992156
because they knew the truth of this world:
that furries are the pinnacle of intelligent life and human evolution
2d67ae No.13992198
>>13992156
Wrong mythology numbnuts. The Sumerians, Babylonians and Assyrians traditionally depicted their gods as humans.
daad9f No.13992211
OP is a horsefucker who forgot to turn off his tag.
eff801 No.13992215
>>13991983
>has what seems to be message of "oh god, look how we have polluted and scared mother earth! look how beutiful nature is! we need to destoy these evil machines!"
But that's the truth Anon!
c4ee7e No.13992220
bc89bd No.13992257
>>13992211
>not being able to tell he was shitposting in that other thread
Come on, anon.
We all know robot pussy is best pussy
c4ee7e No.13992359
>>13992257
disgusting.
>thinking im shitposting
i would never ironically post about my horse waifu
bc89bd No.13992375
c4ee7e No.13992379
>>13992375
i wasnt talking about the stupid overwatch shitter, my horse wife is maud
bc89bd No.13992387
>>13992379
ur waifu a shit
549346 No.13992391
>>13992010
I thought it was a ripoff of those Japanese tropical island and swimming games? Wish I could remember what those were called.
a87196 No.13992411
>>13991983
oh hey a shill thread.
fuck off.
4f4215 No.13992414
Good job on letting the kikes imprint you with the idea that polluting is okay because it makes money. Good goy.
c4ee7e No.13992455
>>13992387
>>13992383
dont you dare talk shit about my perfect waifu, she is pure and innocent.
>>13992411
>>13992414
>everything i dont like is a jew, or jewish scheme
5acf6f No.13992463
>>13992401
Coming from a furfag...
c4ee7e No.13992477
>>13992463
miranda is barely even furry
5acf6f No.13992491
c4ee7e No.13992513
>>13992491
the best part is that in cannon of wakfu, ALL furries are still totally human.
for example, this is a human. :^)
f8210e No.13992515
>>13992023
>Never once do these faggots stop to consider that humans are part of nature and thus everything we do is natural.
Basically, God prepared for everything in nature to have several backup plans in case humanity fucks themselves over.
5acf6f No.13992660
>>13992513
Whoa purest human genes…
9baf7f No.13992694
Why does fun have to take a backseat to whatever shit a dev wants to drone on about? You can make a fun game and hide the message in the form of a FUN setting and it would still work nicely.
89e998 No.13993681
>>13991983
>missing that the entire point is having fun in the ocean
You do realize that most autists fall in the mental retardation range, right? Abzu looks great and it's a pleasure to swim around doing shit all.
A game with no goal is better than slapping some cookie cutter 'get this, got there' objective to an empty ugly map.
28253a No.13993686
Abzu sounds like something you say when mocking a guy being a bitch about something
803ab7 No.13993690
>>13992030
That's Apzu and he is the Titan of fresh water. It's Tiamat who is abyss/sea/salt water.
eea94e No.13993695
>>13992694
Because SJWs are incapable of having fun so they don't want anyone else having fun either.
0724b9 No.13993736
Why are there no video games that acutally let me fully explore video gaming as the artform it really is?
9c958c No.13993749
>>13992513
The best part of Wakfu is it's a great way to tell who the autist and or child in the room is.
Because they say things like "cannon of wakfu." Or know anything about wakfu.
86c791 No.13993761
>>13992023
Nonsense. Beehives exist and don't need greenscreens and hair gel to convince people of this fact.
847bbc No.13993772
>>13992023
Doesn't mean the progression of civilization isn't destructive and dooming the species itself. The difference between humans and the rest of nature is that we have the brains to think and should know better than to destroy the environments we live in.
6f5f2f No.13993774
>>13993772
wrong nerd, we OWN the earth so we can pollute and shit as much as we want, becuase we OWN it. deal with it tree hugger ;)
e4c691 No.13993779
>>13993772
>progression of civilization is directly tied with destruction of the earth
I'm guessing you're a gun control apologist as well.
847bbc No.13993808
>>13993779
Yes it is directly tied when major polluters are allowed to keep doing it. We have also developed a little thing called nuclear weapons that if unleashed in an all out war will kill be apocalyptic.
18b589 No.13993856
>>13991983
>we need to destoy these evil machines!"
For the glory of mankind.
c4ee7e No.13993873
>>13993749
Wakfu is great you Nigger.
It is better than all anime. And every episode has a new waifu, and because its French all the girls are lewd as Fuck. French also sounds so much sexier than the high pitched bat-screeches of the commen disgusting chink
0b8236 No.13993889
>>13991983
I played it earlier this year and I seem to recall the story revolving around returning balance to the ocean. Not necessarily just destroying the evil machine because machines are evil by nature. The big pyramid thing was a device that was broken and malfunctioning, not something people created to fuck with nature.
3cdb14 No.13993892
>>13993873
Woah, man. Save some shit taste for the rest of us.
18b589 No.13993893
>>13993873
>It is better than all anime.
(You)
8b95ff No.13993911
>>13993873
>It is better than all anime.
Slow down there nigger, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Wakfu gives the French honorary Nippon status, but it's still only honorary.
444b63 No.13993919
You could have easily looked up gameplay footage to determine if it was worth your time or not. Why did you even grab it in the first place? Did you not do any research?
70fea4 No.13994037
>>13993808
In a post-nuclear world, only nature would survive you retarded faggot.
2a0a98 No.13994055
>>13993808
>We have also developed a little thing called nuclear weapons that if unleashed in an all out war will kill be apocalyptic.
>t. idiots who only knows about nuclear weapons from Hollywood
Even if all the nuclear weapons in the world were all launched at once, in a manner so that their blast radius would not overlap, you would still be perfectly safe as long as you avoided being near cities or military installations. Why? Because there are only about 15000 nuclear weapons in the world (and that number is dropping over time), averaging around 500 kilotonns. Pic related is an 800kt nuke dropped on San Fran (orange is thermal radiation that causes 3rd degree burns, gray is the size of airburst that destroys most buildings). Well, shit, it raped that city, but didn't touch much around it, despite being bigger than your average nuke!
>b-but muh fallout
there wouldn't be any, dipshit. To get radioactive fallout, you would need to detonate the nuke at ground level, so that the fireball could suck in dust and soot that would get irradiated and thrown in the air by the explosion, from where it would then slowly fall down. Only that shit is practically never fucking done, since by detonating at ground level rather than in the air, you significanly reduce the airburst radius.
847bbc No.13994121
>>13994055
>as long as you avoided being near cities
I am not going to live in Africa just in case of a nuclear apocalypse.
ee96bd No.13994131
>>13993873
French sounds gay as fuck.
c4ee7e No.13994516
>>13993893
>>13993911
d-d-dont insult my nip overlords, anime is the greatest of all artforms!
why am i not surprised that you faggots would defend pedophillia: the animation
a8d143 No.13994537
>>13991983
Abzu boils down to swimming forward and watching pretty sea stuff.
It's for weedfags and people who want to relax due to stress in their life. It's barely a game.
How did you play it for 3 hours without realizing that ?
2a0a98 No.13994776
>>13994121
>being this retarded
f8210e No.13994872
>>13994055
Speaking of nukes…
79a02f No.13996384
>>13993873
Dude, french sounds like an underwater frog trying to speak. There's a reason Frenchies are called frogs, anon.
2a4c60 No.13996430
>>13992010
It's Journey underwater, but lacks the good music and charm of it.