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d967ce No.13990143

Might as well talk about the good ones because we'll see a lot of "ex-fans" running here after the disaster the new film is (On top of the bomb of NuBF2).

cfb9cf No.13990182

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Now THIS is a good game


f3759c No.13990223

Dark Forces 2 and Outcast best level is when you infiltrate the doomgiver, just devmapall to it


f3759c No.13990231

>star wars clone wars

my nigga


d8aee4 No.13990345

I remember the GBA EP3 game being pretty alright.


f75c7a No.13990383

>>13990143

Don't know why 8/v/ rarely mentions the SNES games when talking about Star Wars. Super Star Wars was clunky, but Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi were fucking solid (also a bit hard. It was great going carefully through the stages until you get the Plasma and fuck everything up, including the bosses)


205782 No.13990393

>>13990143

what do you want to talk about, op? (^:

nice template thread.


644130 No.13990415

File: c847e8a7bf12487⋯.jpg (261.7 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, unnamed.jpg)

The Kotor games still hold that Star Wars magic to some extent, specially the first one I'd say.


29b590 No.13990422

I keep having problems with dismemberment in jedi knight 1 & 2. It seems like using a bunch of the commands found online works for a while but in the same map or at the very least after a map change most if not all enemies will just fall down instead of being chopped to pieces.

Aneone else found a way to reliably keep the option on?


29b590 No.13990427

>>13990415

I like the setting too but I keep missing the tweaks to skills the second one brings, on a gameplay stance its pretty much just an improvement over the first.


644130 No.13990435

File: e451100d26889e7⋯.png (220.03 KB, 430x305, 86:61, Huh....png)

>>13990427

You keep missing? What?


0ee4e5 No.13990436

File: 9622c87734ab481⋯.jpg (253.97 KB, 850x1097, 850:1097, starWarsFlyer.jpg)

Stand down, best Star War coming through


29b590 No.13990452

>>13990435

I miss the tweaks they made to skills and balance in general in the second one while playing the first.

I'm not native speaker but I'm pretty sure I didnt word that incorrectly.


644130 No.13990460

>>13990452

Oh alright, well It often happens when you go from the sequel to the game before it in any franchise.


685a2b No.13990461

File: aa4b109edd47e52⋯.png (476.53 KB, 560x500, 28:25, laughingwhores.png)

>>13990435

He misses them, as in he wishes they were there.

Come on, anon. Do you want to get bullied?


8ac6c0 No.13990462

Did anything playable ever come from that leaked Battlefront 3 alpha/beta/whatever it was?


d967ce No.13990469

>>13990462

I remember hearing that there was a group dedicated to finishing the project, but EA shut them down.


c477aa No.13990471

File: 3cd3a3c29da85bc⋯.jpg (65.38 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 7605_front.jpg)

>tfw no Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi remake that fixes all the problems with the game

>tfw if they ever do another Star Wars fighting game it will be based on the nu-canon

It's a fucking shame, you could easily make a good fighting game out of the IP if they just put it in the right hands


644130 No.13990473

File: df3cc75650854ac⋯.jpg (71.56 KB, 313x286, 313:286, Doggo no happy.jpg)


205782 No.13990490

>There will never be a good bounty hunter sandbox

>There will never be a smuggler game made like X Truck Simulator but with combat and cops.


f75c7a No.13990491

>>13990471

Just play Soul Calibur IV, goy


cfb9cf No.13990504

>>13990469

They are still working on it under a different name.


0ee4e5 No.13990514

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f786ba No.13990562

Should I play Dark Forces 2 before Outcast and Academy or is it fine if I start with Outcast?


62487b No.13990603

>>13990562

Yes and Yes.


961e08 No.13990651

File: 7424b1cf1a91947⋯.png (208.27 KB, 795x591, 265:197, HA.png)

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN


f75c7a No.13990672

File: 9b7408585502869⋯.gif (2.34 MB, 300x200, 3:2, ren.gif)

>>13990562

Play them in order, anon. They're all pretty good games

>>13990651

I thought this movie, while mediocre and full of stupid shit, was way better than The Force Awakens

We're still fucked up with JewJew Abrahams for Episode IX, though


fd8da7 No.13990699

>>13990651

People will keep paying to see them, no matter how shitty they get. It's a social thing.


cedc14 No.13990712

>>13990672

I don't understand how you can say that with a straight face. They're all equally shit.


16f85b No.13990772

File: 4f243392cd38c7a⋯.jpg (656.05 KB, 640x1103, 640:1103, 79236_front[1].jpg)

Any games where the main character isn't human (not counting games with customization where Human is still default)? Is pic related worth a pirate?

>>13990651

Tell me what made normalfags finally realize it's shit?


603264 No.13990778

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>>13990651

>normies are saying it's as good as empire strikes back


0e75da No.13990789

File: 109ce685327ebe8⋯.jpg (111.34 KB, 1097x635, 1097:635, slug tits.jpg)

>>13990772

Probably the slug tits

Either that or Super Leia


961e08 No.13990797

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16f85b No.13990802

>>13990778

>normies

Why was this un-wordfiltered? Fuck off リア充臭.

>>13990797

What?


0e75da No.13990811

File: 3f0f34f8bf3eb1e⋯.webm (2.2 MB, 336x198, 56:33, luke_milkies.webm)

>>13990802

It's real


16f85b No.13990821

>>13990811

No, I mean "What the fuck is the story behind this supposed to be?"


961e08 No.13990835

>>13990821

Luke is spending his good boy points and getting walrus mommy's milkies. How else would he survive alone for so long?


d8aee4 No.13990849

>>13990821

The entire movie is everyone shitting on Luke and undoing all the work he did in the original trilogy.


a9daad No.13990881

>>13990849

didn't TFA do that enough by magically reviving the empire ?


16f85b No.13990894

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>>13990849

>>13990835

Why did they think people wanted to see this?


d8aee4 No.13990896

>>13990881

Yes but none of the characters personally berated him in that movie at least.


961e08 No.13990916

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>>13990881

The Empire always survived, old canon and nucanon. Old canon at least showed an imperial civil war and the struggle of Imperial reunification though.

>>13990894

The woman in charge of it all is a 'star wars isn't for men anymore, more and more diversity everywhere' kind of person. You know the kind of blind environment those kinds people create around themselves.


a5cdf5 No.13990924

>>13990415

what about the MMO? I played it at launch and it felt like a single player game being forced to not be one. Is it at all any better or still shit mechanically?


0ee4e5 No.13990926

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File: 5b592f94f331d5d⋯.gif (1.14 MB, 640x376, 80:47, G_20171215_1922513.gif)

>>13990811

Wow this movie suddenly looks really good


d8aee4 No.13990938

>>13990924

It was made using an unfinished build of the RPGmaker of MMO engines by a team of people who've never made a multiplayer game before. It was and still is pure trash.


16f85b No.13990982

>>13990916

> Old canon at least showed an imperial civil war and the struggle of Imperial reunification though.

The Remnant was one of the most interesting, dynamic entities in the entire franchise.


a5cdf5 No.13990993

>>13990938

fuck, i really liked the betas on the starter planets too. if only everything didn't fall apart after that


16f85b No.13991024

How is table-top simulator for running one of the various table-top RPGs?

Also since Disney axed the EU, Micrometers no longer exist in Star Wars.


c865e2 No.13991039

Serious question. Is Star Wars Rebels the only good thing to have come out of the whole Disney Star Wars deal?


16f85b No.13991044

>>13991039

If you mean "The only thing that was remotely OK", then yes.


c865e2 No.13991054

>>13991044

Some SJW stuff (stronk women, but at least they show their flaws from time to time), (((Ezra))) right down to the nose, but the writing is decent at least.


000000 No.13991079

>"ex-fans" running here

Time to post a lot of slobbering over Ahsoka to either redpill them about why feminism actually exists or send them scurrying back to Reddit out of fear of having heretical thoughts. There's enough fucking faggots from NeoGAF here already, we don't need any more normalfag retards.

Also I guess we can talk about how well different SW games have held up in the modern era.


f75c7a No.13991084

>>13990712

I think most of the movie was shit, but it had some good things

>Characters got some development.

>Main characters went all out on risking everybody with "cuhrayzee plan that will fix everything" and contrary yo every movie, they actually fuck up for being impulsive (which sadly turns the whole "casino planet" arc into cheap filler)

>Planets we're not just planets from pas movies with another name (Like Jakku=Tatooine). They weren't near as good as the precuels, though.

>Actual good fighting scenes. The one against the praetorian guards was great

>Not "let's just hit this weak point to fuck this superstructure up" bullshit. Fights cost many deaths and people die a lot.

There's some salvageable shit, instead of TFA


89d849 No.13991100

Has anyone played BattleFront 2 on PC since they brought back online multiplayer? I haven't touched it in ages and I'm getting the itch again


b5e783 No.13991164

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961e08 No.13991189

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>>13991164

>Rey already knows everything that thousands of years of Jedi records and their collective wisdom could teach her

Of course. Why would they not make her even more of a Mary Sue?


c865e2 No.13991210

>>13991189

You know something is fucked up when even the fake leaks were better than the real thing.

Even the Legend of Korra rip off fake leak for Rey was better.


7b8240 No.13991214

>>13991189

tbf she has all the jedi books on the falcon, but that doesn't change the fact that disney ruined the franchises faster than lucas did with the prequels. why the fuck didn't they just use lucas' original ideas and build off of that?


c865e2 No.13991218

>>13991214

>why the fuck didn't they just use lucas' original ideas and build off of that?

I'm intrigued. Please explain?


edd792 No.13991229

File: 14525e3970e12bc⋯.png (4.11 KB, 356x376, 89:94, 8ac411b55af13299e93904127f….png)

Has Star Wars even been not shit?


2dd076 No.13991233

File: 4674aa04f2a0d77⋯.jpg (1.65 MB, 1200x1777, 1200:1777, 1513377145118.jpg)

>>13990651

MUTT WARS: THE LAST PUREBLOOD


b5afa3 No.13991235

File: a2bbc3f0d78e91b⋯.jpg (44.18 KB, 534x534, 1:1, 8ca59b62c549ca9a61fb76c7c3….jpg)

>>13991218

EU, dumby


4f125f No.13991245


89d849 No.13991246

>>13991235

Honestly I would have much more preferred a KOTOR movie adaption with a Disney budget than any EU adaptions.


961e08 No.13991250

>>13991235

No, he's talking about the treatments and drafts that Lucas wrote for Episodes 7/8/9 and gave the Disney when he sold the franchise to them. Disney trashed them, ironically, in favor of the trash they've been peddling.


c865e2 No.13991251

>>13991235

Isn't EU stuff created by other people? Like…Mara Jade…Kyle Katarn…etc. Others created them.


a9daad No.13991253

>>13991164

jesus wept he looks worse than the puppet


b5afa3 No.13991261

>>13991251

Luke has plenty to do in the EU

>>13991250

Oh, well that makes sense


4f125f No.13991280

>>13991251

still had to get approved Lucas


7b8240 No.13991302

>>13991218

it had something to do with luke being a father and training the new jedi order, and then some familial drama or some shit. i don't remember, but the pre-disney eu had some elements of it


9626c7 No.13991304

File: dc66993f53d6c37⋯.webm (10.09 MB, 1254x534, 209:89, Tusken Raiders - Shooting….webm)

Any games where I can play as Super Leia?


89d849 No.13991308

>>13991304

>Kerry Fishers final drug trip before her heart gives out


b1fe3a No.13991309

>>13991304

Best scene in the movie. 11/10 film of the year.


961e08 No.13991312

>>13991304

It just keeps getting worse. Just when you think it can't, it just does.


d4f607 No.13991318

>>13990143

>star wars

>anything good ever

pick one


f600e2 No.13991361

>>13990993

I like it enough. It's shitty fanfiction, but at least it's interesting shitty fanfiction. To be honest, it's the best thing Star Wars is going to get in the way of new games for a long time, if ever.


9b5230 No.13991410

>>13990916

>nucanon

I was pretty sure in the nu-canon they had the Emperor self destruct the Imperial fleets and what not because they proved they were too weak to defend him as he died and then the nuorder kinda came out of nowhere


8f4d0b No.13991422

>>13990821

>>13990811

It's real cambodian breast milks.mp4

Got back from seeing it, only reason I saw it was it was for a friend's birthday.

"Let it all die, the jedis the new order bla bla bla" -Darth Emo

Agreed.

"that was a cheap move" Luke to R2 showing young hologram Leia in a very apt meta moment

Agreed there too.

Final scene of the movie shows who the intended audience as plain as the hollywood jooish nose. It's a glorified commercial for the merch and toys for kids.

Little to no character growth, rey is still worst marysue, the bbq porg seems sponsored by PETA. There is an attempt at humor and sass lines that falls flat and dates the movie 5 seconds after it's uttered. If you pretend the movie has no plot and it's all just a long demo reel, you might be entertained. Maybe.

Disney\Kathleen Kennedy\Rian whoeverthefuck\ JJ abrams managed to do the impossible. They've fucked up a formerly fairly safe money making franchise and reduce it to something worse than bad, it's just boring. Most of the audience in the theatre I was in did not laugh at a single "funny" line. The few who chuckled were either very young kids or people who just came in to watch whatever is playing most recently. And not a single clap at the end of the movie. Not a single fucking one.

Hopefully the EA lootboxes debacle will continue to fuck Disney and EA up in their own asses.


ebb413 No.13991437

File: 43bbfba5759914e⋯.png (113.36 KB, 915x645, 61:43, nice_jp_tier_pic.png)

>>13990651

>wonder why /tv/ is freaking out over 56%

>turns out it's because the former worst film, Episode II, was 57%


20351a No.13991465

>>13991422

I had a good chuckle with the "Reaching out to the Force moment, but I attribute that to Mark Hamill more than anything else.

Movie was shot way too damn fast. Pacing was what really killed it. If they'd just slowed down and let the moment ride a bit there could've been something that left an impact. Instead I'm left with:

That Gook just tazed the nigger

CodeBreaker character could've been a decent Han replacement, I was wondering why he was written far better than anyone else, then I realized he was just another villain. Bleh.

SaltHoth GroundRider fight could've been an interesting spectacle, that needed more time to develop. The salt and red earth was a good interesting look. Crystal Foxes were interesting, but needed to be in a high fantasy film instead.

That Gook just tazed the nigger

Hamill being a badass the last 20 minutes was Ok.

THAT GOOK JUST TAZED A NIGGER. I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO GO TO NEW YORK TO SEE THAT.


8f4d0b No.13991484

>>13991437

>wonder why /tv/ is freaking out over 56%

>turns out it's because the former worst film, Episode II, was 57%

Really? I thought it was mostly a couple of

>if you did not like the prequels that must mean you endorse the disney sequels

shitposting faggots trying to troll.

But yes, it's a boring and shit movie. I didn't like most of the EU stuff (except for Genndy's take on the CloneWars and Jedi Outcast, Academy, KOTOR, Republic Commando are great games. But holy shit, almost anything from the EU could have served as a better story script than what TLJ is.


8f4d0b No.13991530

>>13991465

>I had a good chuckle with the "Reaching out to the Force moment, but I attribute that to Mark Hamill more than anything else.

That was definitely Hamill carrying the scene for woodface toothy Tina. There was hints of something that could have been more interesting through out but just fizzled in general. The "not yin and yang symbol heh or is it" symbol, acknowledging the eastern mysticism and martial arts influence, it's kinda there but it just didn't really develop into anything more than a "HELLO FELLOW SCI FI GEEK SUCKE- I MEAN GOY- I MEAN FANS WE 2 KNOW OF THE HIDDEN FORTRESS BY KUROSAWA AND SHAOLIN MONKS". Del Toro's little spiel about good guys bad guys. But it didn't really go anywhere beyond that very superficial way imo.

>The salt and red earth was a good interesting look.

Visually by itself, it was alright, interesting way to show "blood on snow" without using blood. Other than that, it was just a demo reel visual. Nice looking but didn't go anywhere story wise.

>That Gook just tazed the nigger

he a good boi he just wanted to use the escape pod to go to college planet he dindu nuffin

>Hamill being a badass the last 20 minutes was Ok.

You can tell he was at peace when he went and gone ded and didn't have to appear in the movie anymore. Unless they're going to go overly literal ghost dog jedi and have a ghost party with yoda.


c0a0dc No.13991536

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e6e487 No.13991552

>>13991437

TV’s not freaking out. They’re reveling in it. They know it’s utter shit.


8f4d0b No.13991553

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>>13991465

>Crystal Foxes were interesting, but needed to be in a high fantasy film instead.

Snot crystals foxes, I like to think of it as snot crystals. It fits well with Luke saying lazer swords. But young anakin said it too! And it was shit back then too. Embed not really related.


9194c7 No.13991554

>>13991304

Alright who's got the one with spinning Sheev?


e6e487 No.13991565

>>13991210

>>13991189

>You know something is fucked up when even the fake leaks were better than the real thing.

Oh shit. You just reminded me of the “leak” where Luke tells Rey, “No, you are MY father.” because she was a “reincarnation” of the chosen one.

I can’t decide whether I prefer that to what I’ve seen of the screeners, and that’s really fucking sad.


cfb9cf No.13991566

>>13991422

>going to the movies

Truly normalfags have this site infected.


e6e487 No.13991567

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8f4d0b No.13991605

>>13991566

Got back from seeing it, only reason I saw it was it was for a friend's birthday.

Dubs, what are you going to say next?

>having friends

That's how the routine goes right? Hu's on first?

>>13991565

Making a big budget version of JK Dark Forces2 would have been better than the actual movie. A drunken retelling of anon playing Yoda Stories would have been better.


e6e487 No.13991624

>>13991422

>Little to no character growth

One of the early reviews said “you could literally skip this film and episode 9 would make just as much sense coming off of 7”, which I’m sure disney fucking HATED to read.

>And not a single clap at the end of the movie. Not a single fucking one.

You know, I’m an American–lived here my whole life–and not once has anyone ever clapped at the end of a film in any theater I’ve been in. I really don’t understand the meme.


e6e487 No.13991632

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>>13991605

>A drunken retelling of anon playing Yoda Stories would have been better.


fc279b No.13991650

File: 7407f3c68b76118⋯.png (1.03 MB, 659x1019, 659:1019, burn.png)

>>13991164

Oh this image makes a whole lotta sense now. What a fucking train wreck of a movie.


8f4d0b No.13991723

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>>13991624

>and not once has anyone ever clapped at the end of a film in any theater I’ve been in. I really don’t understand the meme.

There was a few where I remembered clapping in the movie theaters. If it was premiere night the chances are higher some clapping might happen if the movie was highly anticipated and well received. I didn't go to the premiere showing because fuck that. But it was technically the first official day showing in the place I went to. It was a boring movie overall to me.

>>13991632

An animu OP styled hodgepodge would be more interesting than the actual movie.


961e08 No.13991732

File: 676f29129cf8dee⋯.mp4 (14.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Sheev Slide.mp4)


20351a No.13991749

>>13991530

Oh, and I knew the movie was bad when I realized that the Gook and the Nigger were being shipped, and their offspring would be an Asian-Black Hybrid named Hiro Protagonist riding a motorcycle and wielding a katana in a Cyberpunk dystopia and that's STILL LESS RIDICULOUS THAN THE BULLSHIT THEY TRIED WITH THE FORCE-USERS PLOTLINE!!!


0bec33 No.13991782

>>13991650

>That pic

Perfect. I forgot all about that poster.


8f4d0b No.13991805

>>13991749

It's somehow both bad and boring with side of bland. It's kind of a feat to manage to make all that into the movie, yet disney pedowood somehow did it.


1e104e No.13991809

>>13990672

>I thought this movie, while mediocre and full of stupid shit, was way better than The Force Awakens

No it fucking wasn't. Literally the first three quarters of the film entirely irrelevant to the conclusion. At least TFA mimicked IV. TLJ is the worst Star Wars film ever made and I don't know how you can say otherwise.


782a03 No.13991845

File: 0683d27c9cf82a1⋯.mp4 (14.71 MB, 320x568, 40:71, God has left us.mp4)

I just want to remind you all that this is Star Wars now.

Skip to 3:10


b7fd65 No.13991865

>>13991845

What the fuck is this weird fetish shit doing in a blockbuster movie?


3959db No.13991867

File: 9da0af99ba6aaff⋯.jpg (60.85 KB, 714x800, 357:400, 53444f230aea487e361214d975….jpg)

>>13990143

Good choices m8. Also, ex-fans are probably Disneyfags and nobody wants them. Any true fan stayed locked away in their basement while posting on /starwars/ or /sw/.

PIC-RELATED IS THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE FRANCHISE


961e08 No.13991871

>>13991845

>>13991867

Posted in the thread several times already fellas.


782a03 No.13991879

>>13991871

I know, that's why I said it was a reminder.

Star Wars can absolutely never live this down. This is worse than a million Jar Jars.


3959db No.13991883

File: 4951b98a793bf1a⋯.mp4 (4.41 MB, 640x480, 4:3, SW8 in a nutsack.mp4)

File: 7e50f189c6e1bba⋯.mp4 (1.19 MB, 320x568, 40:71, Star Wars 8 is jizz.mp4)

>>13990772

>Tell me what made normalfags finally realize it's shit?

A lot of things, especially the bastardization of Luke. The majority of normalfag "fans" were just nostalgiafags who only ever watched the OT. The rest are just kiddies who only ever watched TFA. Luckily their parents will never let them watch another film due to a podracing kid exploding into burnt bits in Poe's hands.


b7fd65 No.13991887

>>13991867

>there's already porn of it


3e54b7 No.13991893

>>13991809

>"At least TFA mimicked IV"

Are you sure you want to stand by those words, mate?


961e08 No.13991894

File: 0f643d5f7ea8297⋯.png (69.48 KB, 1024x503, 1024:503, yousa_ded_by_omnoproxyl337….png)

File: 03fb6ad46c59aaa⋯.png (365.24 KB, 1024x775, 1024:775, kutsi_toop__darth_velox__b….png)

File: a650f99d89976ee⋯.png (297.82 KB, 1024x775, 1024:775, kutsi_toop__robes__by_omno….png)

>>13991879

Jar Jar would've pulled it off tbh.


d8a0e2 No.13991899

>>13991894

I am tempted.


d967ce No.13991903

File: aaf06806ad79a19⋯.jpg (16.6 KB, 199x398, 1:2, sad_cat.jpg)

>>13991894

I am ashamed that I want more of that.


961e08 No.13991915

File: 46e07bfcb593286⋯.mp4 (46.85 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Do It.mp4)


74da95 No.13991920

File: 04f1868c54fd8a6⋯.gif (647.78 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 812093091.gif)

WHO THE FUCK GETS THE MONEY FROM BATTLECUNT 2 (THE REAL ONE) on GOG?

Every time I get different answers either EA or Disney, and sometimes specifically the branch of Disney that makes the starwars merch (but still technically all of disney) I'm fine with the mouse having my 3 dollars but I take issue with EA having it considering they fucked the series to death.

And I'm too strong in my convictions to pirate it if I am not okay with the business end of things


1e104e No.13991935

>>13991893

Yes. TFA is infinitely better than TLJ, and TFA is mediocre at best.


961e08 No.13991952

File: edc2043c0a91e29⋯.jpg (142.33 KB, 800x800, 1:1, starwars_backstage__droids….jpg)

>>13991920

Disney would.

Pandemic Studios is dead and Disney owns Lucas Arts. EA only has an exclusivity license and the brand from Disney, not transferred ownership of the original Battlefronts.


3959db No.13991956

File: 29716c7f47ce9a7⋯.webm (10.02 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Star Wars is dead.webm)

>>13991920

>I'm fine with the mouse having my 3 dollars

>Disney

>the ones who gave the rights to EA in the first place

>the ones who let the franchise go to shit purely for evil greed

Shame on you.


c477aa No.13991961

>>13991920

>WHO THE FUCK GETS THE MONEY FROM BATTLECUNT 2 (THE REAL ONE) on GOG?

Mostly Disney and a small bit to GOG. EA gets absolutely nothing from star wars games unless they or bioware made it


e3919d No.13991982

>>13991956

Mark Hamill loved EU and his character(Luke) should have the EU happy ending, but no fucking kikes ruined him


3959db No.13991992

>>13991982

Nothing but vids on youtube of him where he looks like he's on the verge of crying. Guy's been completely fucked. His biggest legacy has been utterly fagged up for the sake of feminism and Disney's greed.


74da95 No.13991993

File: 62f67bfd748910e⋯.jpg (480.25 KB, 960x540, 16:9, -102843-0187234-0124.jpg)

>>13991956

Hey, I'm not gonna fault the mouse for hiring an incompetent employee with a nice portfolio of stolen work, it happens all the time


c0c89b No.13991997

File: ae570bc37a51ddf⋯.jpg (83.07 KB, 1000x668, 250:167, ≥hope in man.jpg)

>>13991993

>I'm not gonna fault the mouse

>The mouse is good guys! They only have SW's best interests at heart. They care about quality, not quick money-making


d967ce No.13991999

File: b00d41ec77b8a95⋯.webm (775.83 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.webm)


6d1691 No.13992006

File: ac3d008246a1811⋯.jpg (243.45 KB, 1200x1520, 15:19, 2e563fd5576d93952da3533bc1….jpg)

>>13991993

Disney is the EA of film and television, you madman.


3959db No.13992016

File: 4e435978d60e65b⋯.png (58.01 KB, 500x145, 100:29, ironic shitposting.png)

>>13991993

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.


74da95 No.13992022

File: 8a9c878aa4cae38⋯.png (31.49 KB, 200x204, 50:51, 12983070192731.png)

>>13992006

Yeah but TV and movies are gay so who cares. Not like it's something I'd care about getting fucked up.


c477aa No.13992025

File: 79adc143b0ed7ee⋯.jpg (49.31 KB, 658x647, 658:647, 79adc143b0ed7eee2022134ccb….jpg)

>>13991982

>Luke Skywalker's badass waifu doesn't exist in the canon anymore

>none of his kids exist anymore

>he never restored the jedi order now

>he's just an old cranky man sucking alien titty milk


961e08 No.13992031

File: 7862deb558c1858⋯.webm (1.49 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Mark Hamil expresses his ….webm)

>>13991956

>>13991982

>>13991992

What what's happened to Luke must be his own personal Fall of Rome. Fuck Disney.


782a03 No.13992034

>>13991867

Would you drink her milk?


c07e03 No.13992038

File: 0ee4460dd181650⋯.jpg (24.61 KB, 379x307, 379:307, 0ee4460dd18165052cfdca0db7….jpg)

>>13991992

Just imagine knowing that you had played a beloved character to kids for generations only to have new management come in and completely fuck it all up in your old age. Mark Hamill is going to die knowing that when people think of Luke now, they'll think of some nasty old guy milking aliens.


335de6 No.13992039

>>13990143

>Original Battlefront

>Not original Battlefront 2

Found the fag that never played OG BF2.


d967ce No.13992040

File: e0d84e6f39e15aa⋯.jpg (132.11 KB, 652x869, 652:869, jazz music stops.jpg)

>>13992025

Hold up!

What if that isn't milk? What if that's actual a type of poison? And, Luke knows that he's being suckered into some quest that's going to destroy his character? So, he drinks it at the beginning, before his "conscious" gets the better of him, and then dies at the end of the film because the poison has run it's course?


335de6 No.13992065

>>13991536

>you get all meta half-way through to bitch about how video essays aren't good while making a video essay

Please stop posting your gay little videos here. No one gives a fuck about your edgy attempt at e-fame.


782a03 No.13992066


c477aa No.13992068

>>13992040

I just figured it was a reference to the blue milk he drank in a new hope just to make everyone clap because they remembered that


782a03 No.13992069

>>13992066

>Hatered

Oh fuck me I just noticed this

Gimme a sec I'll fix it


b9d798 No.13992072


782a03 No.13992074

File: c9562af03fe150b⋯.png (463.89 KB, 538x633, 538:633, absolute hatred.png)

>>13992069

Now it should be usable.


961e08 No.13992080

File: ebf543c1dcea612⋯.png (249.21 KB, 1284x2620, 321:655, 430149 - Battle_Droid Meth….png)

File: 34296d28e1e3c01⋯.png (108.91 KB, 501x468, 167:156, 1450716348952.png)

>>13992072

That's all there is, sadly.

Next best thing I got is droid.

>>13992074

Nice.


112b4c No.13992082

>>13990415

>the knights of the old republic games were probably the last time i enjoyed anything star wars

Jesus fucking Christ. Thinking about it it's been a long fucking time since I was a fan of Star Wars.


782a03 No.13992084

>>13992080

>robot tiddies

good


bab024 No.13992090

The majority of Star Wars shit is just that: shit. The only thing that the original series got well was the visuals: it managed to put high quality effects in a series of heavily advertised entertainment movies.

>>13990789

100% certain that was their attempt to do some Extended Universe-type shit.


cfb9cf No.13992091

>>13992080

Think about it, these are mass made so getting an entire harem wouldn't be that hard. God my dick.


4a6634 No.13992148

File: d09b257e048d24c⋯.jpg (32.91 KB, 525x469, 75:67, uSS Enterprise.jpg)

tbh, I was always more of a Star Trek fan.


16f85b No.13992162

>>13991982

>Mark Hamill loved EU

Sauce?


961e08 No.13992169

File: 2005102cce1f6ef⋯.webm (4.1 MB, 640x360, 16:9, STD - Diversity is our st….webm)

File: 68931a1e23acaef⋯.webm (3.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, STD - Fight to remain kli….webm)

>>13992148

How's that working out for you?


d967ce No.13992174

File: 4d9f91338767f58⋯.webm (2.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Make_it_spin.webm)


773c04 No.13992177

>>13991304

This is the point where they knew they couldn't make a good movie and just did whatever they could to finish it.


4a6634 No.13992187

File: 4107953fe35ccdd⋯.jpg (68.74 KB, 474x267, 158:89, front_storm_057.jpg)

>>13992169

Painful, but less so than what Star Wars fans are feeling. At lesat nobody gives a fuck about Discovery, so they can shitcan it and pretend it never happened at any time. Disney's fuckups go to the core, and I doubt the franchise can be saved at this point. Especially since it still rakes in tons of cash and a whole new generation of fans are going to be defending it.

In retrospect, Scott Bakula wasn't that bad of a captain.


e3919d No.13992195

>>13992162

well anon, one of the sources I found about how Mark loved the EU is from star wars wikia though sadly the link to said thread regarding Luke's EU family is down

**here is some comments about it:

"Pablo just told me about this. It doesn't surprise me. Somebody's using their head. George had talked about me handing Excalibur down to the new young hopes if there ever was a sequel trilogy, and not having hooked up with anyone, it makes sense that Ben ends up being the most influential person in Luke's life. It all makes sense, and I'm glad the caretakers are doing such a good job with the galaxy."**


961e08 No.13992196

File: e985e5113ce94bd⋯.jpg (471.56 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Klingon Obelisk.jpg)

>>13992187

>At lesat nobody gives a fuck about Discovery

What a selective memory you have, anon. It was shilled with damage control too. And it still is.

>In retrospect, Scott Bakula wasn't that bad of a captain.

Now you're just shitposting.


74da95 No.13992202

>>13992169

Wait the show is called Star Trek: Discovery?

Literally STD? Is this some californian bug chaser memery?


961e08 No.13992206

File: cf6b53ddf7da5ec⋯.jpg (412.07 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, tumblr_nlovk7QmQZ1s7dn54o1….jpg)

>>13992202

Probably.


d967ce No.13992219

File: df1ce5640f18dc3⋯.webm (8.95 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The_Orville_-_s01e11_-_Ca….webm)

>>13992169

>>13992202

The kicker is that MacFarlane made a better Star Trek than CBS did, AND WAS ADVERTISED AS A PARODY!


4a6634 No.13992228

File: e7d8c71f466b995⋯.png (180.54 KB, 697x509, 697:509, 1504921991937.png)

>>13992196

>It was shilled with damage control too. And it still is.

Of course it is, but the last I paid any attention to it - all I ever hear out of the fanbase is how The Orville is not just a better show, but a better Star Trek.

It's gone radio fucking silent to anybody who's not explicitly paying attention for it. That's not a good sign.

>Now you're just shitposting.

Yeah, a bit. But I'd rather have another Enterprise or horrible JJ Abrams movie than I would a STD where Klingons are a metaphor for Trump supporters.


e3919d No.13992231

>>13992219

is MacFarlane a self-hating jew or just a regular jew who out jew other jews?


961e08 No.13992237

>>13992219

I don't like that Seth MacFarlane wrote a better Data than anyone involved in the TNG films managed to. Don't make me like you, Seth. I don't want to.


74fec0 No.13992243

File: 4c37da952eccd42⋯.png (51.49 KB, 277x263, 277:263, Fluke Groundwalker 2.png)


c07e03 No.13992249

>>13992219

I saw the punchline coming light years away. If this is par for the course for that show, it's even worse than Family Guy.


bab024 No.13992256

>>13992219

Probably because Star Trek's formula isn't that of some epic sci-fi action show, but more like that of a soap opera.


335de6 No.13992259

>>13992256

>star trek is like a soap opera

Kill yourself. This is the stupidest shit I've ever read.


961e08 No.13992264

File: b67ee2c628366ae⋯.png (948.31 KB, 1345x1050, 269:210, go away.png)

>>13992256

>star trek formula

>soap opera


4a6634 No.13992272

File: 06361b8edea2e65⋯.jpg (98.64 KB, 900x450, 2:1, ryan-gage-red-dwarf.jpg)

Well at least we still have Red Dwarf. Does anybody even give enough of a shit about it anymore to ruin it?


8c8e1d No.13992276

>>13992219

structurally, it's quite understandable. When making a parody, you must write such that when you take away the comedy, it is still a pretty good whatever it's spoofing.

It worked for Young Frankenstein and it works for The Orville


d967ce No.13992278

File: 6a26e7412d4e1b3⋯.webm (1.4 MB, 720x404, 180:101, vlc-record-2017-11-17-12h….webm)

File: a3956554fa7cc63⋯.mp4 (7.79 MB, 640x352, 20:11, George Lucas Speaks Honest….mp4)

>>13992237

<First video for Psycho Isaac

>>13992256

>…but more like that of a soap opera.

<Second video, NOW


e6e487 No.13992281

>>13991894

That fan theory that Jar Jar was originally intended to be Darth Plagueis would have been so much fucking better than what we've gotten so far. Hell, Jar Jar could still be alive in the sequel trilogy. We could have found out that he WAS Darth Plagueis and had him be the main villain this time around, but no. Just fucking imagine.

>Rey goes to the Skellig Island Planet at the end of 7

>walks around

>sees hooded figure

>thinks its Skywalker

>figure turns around and lowers its hood

>"MEESA WAITIN' VELLY LONG TIME FOR YOUSIN, REY!"

>maniacal jar jar cackle over her confused face

>credits

Perfect ending.


782a03 No.13992287

>>13992219

>>13992278

That robot looks so fucking cheap.

The face is okay but outside of that he looks like a shitty toku character.


e6e487 No.13992294

>>13992148

>kike larps as a nazi

They all have a fetish for their second greatest enemy.


3070a3 No.13992297

File: 934e8ed51c778e0⋯.webm (1.52 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1459379212422.webm)

>You're not going to see the new Star Wars? I thought you loved Star Wars!


773c04 No.13992305

>>13992297

Ironic webm considering those cucks probably loved this new movie.


961e08 No.13992306

File: 940278b9fa49788⋯.webm (630.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, RLM haha ha.webm)

>>13992281

>That fan theory that Jar Jar was originally intended to be Darth Plagueis would have been so much fucking better than what we've gotten so far

There's a video of the negress model that starred in the Battlecuck 2 game calling the guy who played Jar Jar and asking him about that theory. He didn't say yes but he did say there was certainly a larger plan for Jar Jar that was discarded because the first film was shit, possibly about Jar Jar being an agent of Palpatine or even more.

>>13992297

>mfw RLM booked tickets to see Episode 8 but the cinema fucked up so they're reviewing something else instead


e6e487 No.13992309

>>13992305

Their treatment of 7 can't be comprehended outside the context of "they were paid to support it". None of their statements, whatsoever, are based in reality. It's very strange.


bab024 No.13992311

>>13992259

>>13992264

Then what is it? It's mostly just people, aliens and robots talking about things and interacting with things.


9194c7 No.13992313

File: 2584be7b34b1fe6⋯.png (232.52 KB, 610x238, 305:119, tis the season for treason.png)


cfb9cf No.13992314

>>13992297

Why do people like these hacks?


782a03 No.13992319

>>13992305

They didn't like Rogue One and this was way worse than that, so I don't think they'll like this either.


e6e487 No.13992320

>>13992278

>george interview

Well, jews, you've done it. You've made me not only feel bad for George Lucas, you've made me want to kill everyone who destroyed his legacy and restore it before he dies. We're going to kill you all and make his movies based on his original drafts.

>he openly calls out the jews for what they are: the (((white))) slavers

That's amazing, too.


d967ce No.13992323

File: 709fbce006afd3e⋯.webm (1.83 MB, 850x480, 85:48, Something Profound.webm)

>>13992311

"Military space adventure" in the same playing field as Stargate and ''Babylon 5".


961e08 No.13992344

File: f160da56617f72a⋯.jpg (31.07 KB, 640x512, 5:4, minions 1.jpg)

>>13992311

It's political/moral drama mixed with action/adventure. You should watch it sometimes, it's easy to notice that.


d967ce No.13992351

File: 7c730ff18b8dba3⋯.mp4 (14.1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, George_Lucas.mp4)

>>13992320

>>he openly calls out the jews for what they are: the (((white))) slavers

>That's amazing, too.


4a6634 No.13992353

File: d379db822d6db13⋯.jpg (927.83 KB, 1436x1080, 359:270, Captain_picard_day.jpg)

>>13992323

>"Military space adventure"

>NCC-1701 D had families on board, including daycare and kindergarden facilities

>Military

What?


d967ce No.13992364

>>13992353

>Officer stationed on a ship

>Family lives with said officer

>Real military families travel wherever the officer is stationed


bab024 No.13992365

>>13992323

But it isn't a military space adventure. The main characters are armed with what I can only assume to be light weapons. Give them surgical equipment and you've got MASH in space.


16f85b No.13992370

Thinking of starting a new Jedi Academy play. Any mods that improve single player (or at least add more customization options)?


335de6 No.13992380

>>13992320

>implying when he said "white slavers" he meant jews

I guess the SJWs are just talking about jews when they talk about white privilege right? George is a far lefty.

>>13992351

Sounds good, but then you realize he's not talking about SJWs and is instead talking about people like George Bush and Trump.


d967ce No.13992381

File: e99e25511d64fae⋯.webm (706.75 KB, 480x360, 4:3, risitas2.webm)

File: ece3970361dac9a⋯.webm (2.4 MB, 1656x924, 138:77, ha.webm)

File: 21d3b9ccdb7a3a8⋯.webm (245.38 KB, 654x480, 109:80, HAH.webm)

>>13992365

>The main characters are armed with what I can only assume to be light weapons.

>light weapons

>>>/strek/11833

>So I looked up phaser output and someone came up with a calculation for a ship phaser use in TNG in one instance in the multi-terrawatt range. However the formula targets rock and can easily re-purposed for 650 cubic meters.

>E = 650 x 2300 x 720 x (2500-293)

>E = 2,375,614,800,000

>This comes out to around 2.3756 terrajoules of output over 0.28 seconds. Therefore one full second of fire at Setting 16 would be ~8.484 terrajoules. For comparison, the first atomic bomb used on Japan in WW2 output 63 TJ, and Hurricane Irma at it's maximum intensity output 112 TJ. Setting 16 would output those energies in about 8.5 and 13.2 second respectively.

>Or, to put it in other words, O' Brien did not have a gun pointed at his head during that particular situation. Rather, he had a tactical nuclear weapon pointed at his noggin and would have likely blown a rather impressive hole in the side of DS9 had he not been talked down off the ledge.

>>>/strek/12231

>If you can remove 650 cubic meters of rock in a quarter second with a side arm the size of an N64 controller, which the TNG era Type-2 phaser can and is roughly the size of, then it doesn't matter if it turns it into plasma or knocks it into an anime universe or whatever the hell it does, it's a hand held WMD. Some dude can point it at the foundations of a building, or the building itself, and get rid of it. Then it collapses, and everyone inside it dies. Consider doing this to most 20th century Earth structures, you only need one or two hits to bring most skyscrapers to the ground. You could level New York in about an hour or two, and most people there live in buildings.

>Also in the TOS, the phaser pistols of that era could be overloaded to the point where they would tear multiple decks of a non-refit Constitution class ship into paper mache when the overcharged device exploded. That's at least comparable a several 1000 pound bomb from today's arsenal on a ship using recognizable alloys and metals for structure, and depending on what the Enterprise was made out of exactly it could in fact be on the order of a low-yield tactical nuke just by itself (aside from it's destructive capacities as a normal weapon). Phasers are almost certainly incredibly destructive devices even if they do translate materials to different dimensions rather than melting them, which they can do as well (in fact if they can knock matter to different realities they would likely be able to project far more than the terrawatts we know they can access just as mundane weapons or tools).


335de6 No.13992382

>>13992365

>I can only assume

Maybe you should stop that and just try actually watching an episode or two. Pretending you know what a show is all about when you haven't even seen it makes you look like a mouthy idiot.


4a6634 No.13992389

>>13992364

Yeah, maybe at the closest airbase/starbase. They don't move in with the officer on the aircraft carrier.


bab024 No.13992394

>>13992381

Considering it's science fiction, there's probably even better weapons out there that could wipe out entire armies. They're explorers and diplomats, not soldiers.

>>13992382

I did watch an episode. And it was exactly how I described it:

>It's mostly just people, aliens and robots talking about things and interacting with things.

It's honestly not something I find enjoyable.


16f85b No.13992395

>>13992381

Federation really should have adopted some kind of attachable stock for a phaser like those early pistols had. Could be pretty minimalist as phasers have no recoil to absorb.


d967ce No.13992402

>>13992395

>>>/strek/11951

>It would explain the use of the rifles too. If the average crewman is handed a normal sidearm phaser without fully comprehending it's a WMD, and told to go fend off those Klingon or Cardassian soldiers, it's not going to instill a whole lot of confidence. Those things just don't look like combat weapons. Shove the exact same system into a hollow rifle shell and toss in some weights to make it feel beefier, and it feels a lot more like something you'd go to war with, even if it's no different in terms of capability.

>It's like how you can have mechanically identical guns, one in a wood stock and the other in rail-covered black plastic, and despite being functionally the same liberals will screech to no end about how the black one is designed to use a chainsaw bayonet and kill 10 babies a second, while ignoring the wood one.


335de6 No.13992403

File: 5ba4d14141cc84d⋯.jpg (53.59 KB, 599x536, 599:536, 5ba4d14141cc84dd9c70796990….jpg)

>>13992394

I love how you're telling star trek fans what the show is about after you watched one episode. What a faggot.


380790 No.13992407

File: 912ce427140b06f⋯.jpg (773.49 KB, 1092x1572, 91:131, Juhanihead.jpg)

>>13990415

I used to consider kotor to be a nearly perfect game until I learned that Juhani being bi in the original was a "bug" that they "fixed" and now she's a full blown dyke that I can't romance.


bab024 No.13992420

>>13992403

I only know four things about Star Trek:

1. It's in space.

2. It's mostly just dialogue and plot.

3. They wear silly clothing.

4. For some inexplicable reason they go back in time to the cowboy days.


cfb9cf No.13992430

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13992420

Its a masterpiece


d967ce No.13992433

File: fb93b35dbc18fcd⋯.png (236.01 KB, 400x298, 200:149, ClipboardImage.png)

>>13992420

Don't forget that the met Satan at one point.


380790 No.13992438

>>13992420

They also live in a space communist utopia


cfb9cf No.13992441

File: 43c50fe68ec5626⋯.jpg (317.84 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 03-06-59-6c6f29cf420aa51b9….jpg)

>>13992430

I just realized that Gon the dinosaur is clearly inspired by the gorn holy shit


899463 No.13992449

>>13992420

I'm a pretty big Trek fan, and that's actually close to being true.

What Star Trek really is is some interesting characters and settings constructed per series, some relatively generic sci-fi (and general drama) scenarios are written for any characters, and the characters are injected into the story, and it is refined into something that makes sense in the setting and for the characters. Saying "it's mostly dialog and plot" is pretty accurate to what is in its initial form basically a televised radio serial.

>>13992438

Pretty sure that was more so you didn't have some larger government, politics, or economics to worry about in the story, and to make sure it was just mostly about these guys in space. It's just to isolate the stories. Most people think Star Trek is pretty serious business, based on the fans, but what it really is is a fun space sci-fi anthology series.


d967ce No.13992454

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13992449

>Pretty sure that was more so you didn't have some larger government, politics, or economics to worry about in the story, and to make sure it was just mostly about these guys in space.

Then DS9 happened.

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=crpUHa9_pJ0


899463 No.13992478

>>13992454

Yeah, but I'm speaking largely of TOS. DS9 is a bit of a black sheep for a reason, because it broke a lot of the general formula and did a lot of arcs.


f5098c No.13992482

>>13991883

>Luckily their parents will never let them watch another film due to a podracing kid exploding into burnt bits in Poe's hands.

Did that happen too? What a shitshow.


380790 No.13992487

>>13992449

>that was more so you didn't have some larger government, politics, or economics to worry about

Maybe in the original, but in next gen and ever sense they've been playing up the "utopian, athiest, tolerant, marxist dream" parts.


e6e487 No.13992490

>>13992380

Jews were the slavers and they pretend to be white. Don't be an idiot.


4a6634 No.13992497

File: e88d17df1dfe4bb⋯.jpg (53.98 KB, 624x477, 208:159, devil1990.jpg)

>>13992433

Satan is a semi-recurring character in Star Trek.


8ac6c0 No.13992522

For anyone interested in watching the whole movie >>>/tv/1014561


b7bd8c No.13992526

>>13992497

>>13992433

Except for the fact that the whole episode was about how it wasn't "The devil" but rather a conman.


31956b No.13992534

File: 5a7599cdd2e9c37⋯.jpg (46.39 KB, 1217x189, 1217:189, smugsmirk.jpg)

>luke forced to drink alien jizzmilk by kathleen kennedy wasn't a hoax


376e44 No.13992538

>>13991956

Holy shit everyone in that webm that is not a kike looks so dead in the inside. It just like Bill Murray with the Cisbusters again

Also what are some good Star Wars Universe shit? You know something like books or maybe even tabletop games


94eb1e No.13992610

File: 3cbeb7609d2538a⋯.jpg (75.21 KB, 640x912, 40:57, star wars bounty hunter.jpg)

This game was good.

I also had some sidescroller on SNES.

First level on it was a pseudo-3d speeder sequence.


c9d496 No.13992637

It's a damn shame we never got republic commando 2.


380790 No.13992649

>>13992610

>This game was good.

Try replaying it anon. You'll find that your memory has deceived you.

>>13992637

Fun fact, there was a sequel to republic commando call Imperial Commando planned it was that or Rebel Commando, depending on which way they wanted to take the story. And rumor has it that Lucas Arts was over 70% complete with it when Disney came in and fucked everything up. but those are just rumors.


cfb9cf No.13992654

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13992649

Didn't that came out for the PSP? Also NEVER EVER


961e08 No.13992661

File: 754bdf0a1b6ec6d⋯.jpg (550.65 KB, 4000x3000, 4:3, 754bdf0a1b6ec6dc9ce8ecc462….jpg)

File: d535a585edcfa22⋯.png (182.89 KB, 917x722, 917:722, Disney and EA.png)

>>13992649

We getting angry over cancelled games now?


380790 No.13992663

>>13992654

>Didn't that came out for the PSP?

Not that i can recall, and a web search doesn't turn anything up. So either you're thinking of something else, or the internet is broken again.

>>13992661

>We getting angry over cancelled games now?

sure why not


6755a0 No.13992681

File: 4d1ed8bb35d02d9⋯.png (22.13 KB, 134x227, 134:227, 1399431569850.png)

>>13992661

>Rebel Jedi

>Jedi Rebel


234741 No.13992710

>>13992538

Some of the best books on the matter are the Thrawn Trilogy by Timothy Zahn. It starts after the ending of 6 but does literally everything better that TFA by a great deal. Its one of the few things that have the same level of quality (characters, plot, universe building) as the OG Trilogy.


16f85b No.13992756


380790 No.13992815

>>13992663

Did some more digging and look what I found.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170408160950/https://www.technobuffalo.com/2016/01/26/star-wars-republic-commando-2-rumor/#

and no, I DONT know how to shorten archive links, what'cha gonna do about it!

>>13992756

yes?


16f85b No.13992874

>>13992815

Anyone know of any good mods for Jedi Academy single player?


380790 No.13992918

>>13992874

just play it vanilla. It's perfectly good by itself. Otherwise just go to the moddb page and sort by "popular all time"

http://www.moddb(DOT)com/games/star-wars-jedi-academy/mods


16f85b No.13992973

>>13992918

But I've played it at least half a dozen times.


380790 No.13992997

>>13992973

>What do I do for mods anon?

go to the moddb page and sort by "popular all time"

>But what do I do for mods anon!?


5769b8 No.13993290

>>13992538

>EU books

X-Wing series.


8bad72 No.13993319

>>13991304

Anyone have the one with the superman theme?


e3919d No.13993330

File: fffa1344b33da84⋯.jpg (1.58 MB, 1988x3156, 497:789, 1.jpg)

>>13992538

Comics Invasion and Empire Series


5b59d1 No.13993368

>>13992272

They're making more red dwarf but no ones really watching it. It's obvious it's a cash grab.


5b59d1 No.13993371

>>13992306

Jar jar was supposed to have a much larger role in the story sure but he wouldn't have been a sith. Jar jar was basically there to push the limits of technology and when he failed to appeal they took his tech and ran with it else where.


1c1870 No.13993403

does anyone have the clip where kylo ren is shirtless in his chambers?

asking for a friend


537f97 No.13993439

>>13992196

>Now you're just shitposting.

He might not be as charismatic as the other captains but he's still not bad - especially in the latter two seasons. He's about on par with or slightly better than Kathryn "keep those promotions coming" Janeway.

>>13992449

>Pretty sure that was more so you didn't have some larger government, politics, or economics to worry about in the story, and to make sure it was just mostly about these guys in space. It's just to isolate the stories.

It served that purpose, sure, but also raised a fuckton of utterly ignored questions by itself and Roddenberry was also emotionally invested in the idea to the point of being absolutely insistent that his Progressive Utopia Free of Hate™ was not to be questioned. Only after he died and his vice-like grip on the franchise was broken were the writers allowed to go deeper than "IT'S MAGIC SPACE COMMUNISM AND IT JUST WERKS" as far as Federation politics were concerned.

>>13992681

Lucas wanted half a dozen games called "Rebel ____". No, I'm not kidding.


363ea6 No.13993594

>>13992538

Any of the Darkhorse comics.


363ea6 No.13993599

>>13993594

I forgot to add that Jewsney recinded DH's publishing rights to any Star Wars products, even though they set the standard for Star Wars comics.

That shit is just like the Lucas Arts shuttering.

I don't buy anything Star Wars anymore.

And I refuse to waste time with anything released since the prequels.

I don't even like those anymore.


8f4d0b No.13993610

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13993439

>Lucas wanted half a dozen games called "Rebel ____". No, I'm not kidding.

Rebel Rebel?

>Only after he died and his vice-like grip on the franchise was broken

Speaking of, someone over at /strek/ might have uncovered a sordid history of Roddenberry. :^)

>>>/strek/862


95d49f No.13993666

File: b5e1fd64778b0f5⋯.jpg (20.56 KB, 216x216, 1:1, 1422891685650.jpg)


8f4d0b No.13993679

>>13993666

Too soon, satan.


220d6c No.13993703

File: 57cc5873b22b388⋯.jpeg (73.52 KB, 853x231, 853:231, absolutely 1337.jpeg)

It's getting murdered. I'm surprised too but I guess these poor fuckers had enough faith left in Hollyjew to be dissappointed


5bf056 No.13993713

>>13990415

I just played it for the first time last week. Man, it reminded me of that Star Wars magic I had forgotten and made me even more depressed at the franchise's current state at disney


d967ce No.13994330

File: adc6909185cbc12⋯.png (1010 KB, 640x899, 640:899, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cd051063753cb11⋯.png (918.93 KB, 640x904, 80:113, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ff027a0b2fdb731⋯.png (1.01 MB, 640x902, 320:451, ClipboardImage.png)

How good are either of the Forced Unleashed games? Any specific version that I should pick up?


74fec0 No.13994355

>>13994330

The first Forced Unleashed is pretty good, but the sequel for it was pretty underwhelming if I remember.


c2b89b No.13994360

File: 6cd36d2b41b8169⋯.jpg (5.96 KB, 183x276, 61:92, 1455407273610.jpg)

>>13992661

>Star Wars Smuggler


c34cd5 No.13994362

File: 347a10d6b36e8e8⋯.png (393.78 KB, 1262x657, 1262:657, 347a10d6b36e8e82e0d05114aa….png)

>>13990223

>the stealth level

>best

I'm personally a fan of the second and third Bespin levels even if one starts escorting a droid. Also you reminded me of my favourite thing to happen in the game. During the bit where you fight alongside Luke I accidentally lopped his head off. Kyle got all sad, and the two remaining enemies started duking it out in the background.

>>13993703

That's not good enough. I want it to hit a wall like nuGhostbusters.


61bd89 No.13994364

>>13994330

Ultimate Sith Edition has some really retarded missions, but its fun retarded, like Metal Gear Rising.


07ba13 No.13994379

>>13994330

The first TFU was alright. I particularly liked how many costumes and different saber colours you could unlock. I remember the controls for the bit where you drag the Star Destroyer down from space being fucking horrendous but that's fortunately just a one-off sequence that never happens again. Never played the second one, though.


22ea27 No.13994406

>Not one week ago the common normalfag refrain was "You don't like TFA because it's exactly like the originals? What, didn't you like the originals?"

>Now it's "You don't like TLJ because it's too different? LET GO OF NOSTALGIA, TIME FOR A NEW GENERATION!"

>>13990415

KOTOR is a game that captures that old star wars magic

KOTOR 2 is a game that captures that old star wars magic and kills it forever


d967ce No.13994419

File: 383d5aef137c474⋯.mp4 (7.66 MB, 448x336, 4:3, STAR WARS - THE FORCE UNLE….mp4)

>>13994406

>>Not one week ago the common normalfag refrain was "You don't like TFA because it's exactly like the originals? What, didn't you like the originals?"

>>Now it's "You don't like TLJ because it's too different? LET GO OF NOSTALGIA, TIME FOR A NEW GENERATION!"


1e104e No.13994455

>>13994362

I'm still really upset that they didn't just make Ghostbusters III with Harold Ramis' character as a ghost that comes back. It would've been touching.


d967ce No.13994471

File: 46a5c23d2892ed8⋯.png (871.21 KB, 640x736, 20:23, ClipboardImage.png)

>>13994455

>I'm still really upset that they didn't just make Ghostbusters III


5ba596 No.13994511

>>13992649

Imperial Commando got fucked as much as Battlefront 3 did. It was in development but first got cancelled by LucasArts to make room for Force Unleashed. It went back in development when Force Unleashed (and the sequel) got a mediocre response THEN got fully fucked when Disney took over.

The details of the story are mixed because they had two ideas. The first was following Delta Squad as they became apart of the Empire and were hunting Jedi. The second was about Sev joining the Rebellion during the Empire's rise and training Rebels. They were most likely gonna combine them.


6b37d1 No.13994534

File: 53444f230aea487⋯.jpg (65.38 KB, 714x800, 357:400, ead0f064dd348a1179e9b57857….jpg)

/v/ r8 my waifu :3


ae0462 No.13994535

>>13990789

>mammals

>outside of earth


c4fcfe No.13994578

>>13990802

To let Redditors and cuckchanners out themselves so we can all laugh at them. You should be welcoming the change


44fe6a No.13994630

File: cfe1e187cd5703d⋯.jpg (54.77 KB, 479x361, 479:361, Bender.jpg)

>>13992381

WTF is this bullshittery?

>calculation for a ship phaser

>If you can remove 650 cubic meters of rock in a quarter second with a side arm the size of an N64 controller

Also, using any fan calcs ever.


ae0462 No.13994636

>>13992306

What's that quote about faking imbecility being the apex of intelligence? That's Darth Jar Jar.


ae0462 No.13994671

>>13992407

>can't romance the twilek

worst game


16f85b No.13994782

>>13992997

They're all multi-player only or massively unfinished.


73f53e No.13994942

>>13994630

The original numbers were from an official TNG guidebook for technical shit.


6b86cd No.13995131

File: 17bf30fe2521dec⋯.webm (7 MB, 700x394, 350:197, princess_of_steel_(final).webm)

>>13991304

>not posting the best edit


a7a561 No.13995232

File: 6c21dcae5394a06⋯.jpg (97.96 KB, 777x949, 777:949, star-wars-rebellion-window….jpg)

File: 59e474ca92acaa8⋯.jpg (118.76 KB, 638x478, 319:239, star-wars-rebellion-window….jpg)

This is why Disney will never understand the autism of Star Wars, this game will never get a remake :(


e4eee5 No.13995244

>>13992065

I'm not the creator of the video tho


a4c26e No.13995316

>>13992074

Guess he finally turned to the dark side of force


b8b980 No.13995381

File: a78a286dad31fdc⋯.png (4.24 MB, 2160x2160, 1:1, delicious porg.png)

LOL


2b9a97 No.13995385

>>13995381

That was literally in the movie, but he had skinned one before roasting it on a stick, and the others were guilting him into not eating it by making pathetic noises and puppy dog eyes


2b9a97 No.13995399

>>13992314

Why don't you?


a046c6 No.13995420

>>13995381

That's extrememly wrong


4be0ae No.13995532

File: 9580d4f2a7f96da⋯.mp4 (15.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, VaderTwerking.mp4)

Your daily reminder: This is actually licensed


c2b89b No.13995563

>>13995532

Still more respectful to the series than the sequel trilogy


4b65b3 No.13995601

>>13992309

> It's very strange.

They're tools and paid shills even if they wanted to pretend their routine wasn't.


ebb413 No.13995627

>>13995532

Despite the video title, Vader never twerks.


31956b No.13995657

>>13994534

how is there not a poopoopepe rendition of this yet


e6e487 No.13995684

>>13995532

>“X is now online” notifications that you can’t turn off, always popping in and wrecking screen captures of games

Why the fuck would anyone want to use Microsoft or Sony products; holy shit.


4be0ae No.13995726

>>13995627

Oh I'm sorry. He ""dagobah bumps"". Totally different thing, right?


e6e487 No.13995732

>>13995726

It’s completely different. It’s not our fault you can’t distinguish nigger behaviors.


d967ce No.13995760

>>13995532

Thank you, anon, you actually made me want this.


fe537c No.13995889

File: c4ba30e10b95789⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 256.97 KB, 516x526, 258:263, 6CDFABE2-E653-443F-BFEC-6F….png)

>>13991233

Still trying to force this meme, I see?

seriously, it’s becoming so forced that milhouse was more natural of a meme than it

Also, inb4, Hurr durr, butthurt American; you don’t need to be an American to know when a meme is being forced, the same thing happened with the stupid banana. pic related.


9b5230 No.13995955

File: 8b9b3dfd15abf59⋯.png (907.57 KB, 630x630, 1:1, genestealer.png)

>>13995889

>muh forced meme

>implying it's not because Americans fall into autistic shitfits whenever they see it

It's great tbh


73f53e No.13995969

File: 8ae00c2967d1bf3⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 311x362, 311:362, 8ae00c2967d1bf3d5593df4a2c….gif)

>>13995955

I think they look hilariously British.


e0b2c6 No.13995975

>>13992228

>Battle-honor tan-to-dark-skinned race

>Now bloodthirsty ebon-skinned race

>Trump supporters

Right.


d2627f No.13996185

>>13993403

Whole movie is still up on /tv/

>>>/tv/1014561


9a321e No.13996243

>>13995889

I really, really, really like this image.


4b65b3 No.13996427

>>13995969

Brits are awful about projecting.


e00b31 No.13996446

>>13995955

Literally one autistic German was spamming that shit for hours on /b/ before flags and IDs were turned on.


7ab9e7 No.13996453

Wish I had a force sensitive gf who would use the force to make me force cum and force choke my balls.


d2c1cf No.13996592

>>13994330

Anyone here get to play the VS multiplayer in the Wii/PS2 version of TFU 1/2?


4b99a6 No.13997383

>>13995726

Yeah they are different, you're referring to the transition to Palpatine when Vader is humping the air right? Twerking is when you stick your ass out, point it at whomever, and make a more vertical circular humping motion and shaking your ass all around. Not saying that's not hilarious seeing Vader do all that shit with "GREAT" and "AWESOME" over his crotch forcing the player to stare at his dick.


3f8b76 No.13997513

File: b16031091bd4a23⋯.png (329.14 KB, 800x418, 400:209, Disney.png)

>>13991214

It's like when Microsoft decided to build the Xbox brand: if they can get little girls to like Star Wars by having bootleg Luke be a Disney princess instead, they can make double the profit on action figures and merch. Quadruple if they get blacks into the nu-Han Solo and nuYoda.

Disregarding that Leia exists, and now has retarded force powers that rival Rey.

Disregarding that Lando exists and is a pretty nice guy.

Disregarding Disney has no idea how to tap into the power of waifus while making them stronk.

Disregarding Disney now owning Fox, which means they own the TV political spectrum, so neocons can shit out diversity claims too.

I mean, who does LucasFilms think they are, Bungie? And since they're the richest motherfuckers on the planet next to Soros & the Rothschilds, they only need one hit to win the game. The only silver lining is a SW cameo in KH3…if you can play with the OT at all.


de6fd8 No.13997679

>>13995532

worst part of that video is that the guy doing the moves is clearly bad at it and off-tempo.

Saw some negress dancing to Rasputin in a webm thread and that was some actually decent dancing.


082308 No.13997693

>>13997513

Murdoch kept the news side of the business, meaning Fox News is not owned by Disniggers. IIRC the deal was mostly for 20th Century Fox, which is different from News Corp which is what Fox news operates under. I could be wrong about that last bit, but Fox News was not part of the acquisition.


73f53e No.13997700

>>13997513

Fox News and Fox Sports weren't part of the deal, so Disney is still suck with SHITSPN and its declining amount of sports it can actually cover.


50a165 No.13997707

>>13991233

Almost didn't realize the black dude's face was unedited.


380790 No.13998109

>>13994671

Dude she's like 10!


8cd40f No.13998160

File: 134f250796813d3⋯.jpeg (427.58 KB, 800x1210, 80:121, image.jpeg)

How are the official Battlefront 2 servers? Says there's over 1000 people playing at the moment. Is it difficult to find full games?

is it worth buying for 3 bucks?


8cd40f No.13998273

>>13998160

also, what are the must have mods for it?


8bad72 No.13998468

Has anyone here actually beat the Super games?


7acb7c No.13998518

>>13995232

A grand strategy game of star wars would be good. Sad that there arent one. I think there was a mod for stellaris, but it is outdated, I think. At least Sins of a Solar Empire have some mods, and altouhut not Grand Strategy, its is good.


e107b2 No.13998883

File: de9de868146fe22⋯.png (11.1 KB, 111x307, 111:307, Star_Wars_Jedi_Knight_logo….png)

Anything after 2005 is shit. Yes it has been a long fucking time since Star Wars games were good.


e19fb3 No.13998891

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13990778

Here's some good ones.

>>13998883

What about Empire At War?


e107b2 No.13998893

>>13997693

That's not very smart. It is well known that the Fox News demographic is old and dying. Kinda like Murdoch himself.


0d02a2 No.13998925

File: 8d2ac2ac083ef85⋯.png (102.14 KB, 1327x537, 1327:537, SWBF2.png)

>>13998160

Multiplayer works, just not well. Disney has been really dragging their feet in the patching process.

Opt for the GOG version, it supports crossplay over Galaxy with Steam users and is on sale for the same price.


b366ad No.13999025

File: 7777608993b7da8⋯.jpg (3.9 MB, 2316x1640, 579:410, cropped luke .jpg)


09d6c5 No.13999059

File: b9eb731ff732a85⋯.png (158.34 KB, 410x410, 1:1, 3deebb_8b0c6a09fabb4351a0b….png)

Why is everyone saying TLJ ruined Luke? It's fucking 30 years later and they spend a huge chunk of the movie explaining why he changed into the person he is.

Is everybody dumb?


5719c0 No.13999069

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13999059

Take it from Hamill.


6016dd No.13999189

>>13990143

force of corruption with SI was the best star wars space rts


ebb413 No.13999197

>>13999069

That video needs a remix with luke sucking down milk from that grotesque sloth with scenes of all the jews smiling and rubbing their hands mixed with it.


b366ad No.13999210

>>13999059

The only common trait the Luke from episode VII had with the Luke from the original trilogy is the name and being Leia's sister.


6016dd No.13999227

>>13999069

>>13991956

what piss me off is the fact that they could have just made a movie series out of the EU.

it would have been super easy, the script already exist, the scene too … and yet… Disney decide to go "nope fuck them all huho ! i wanna put my footprint on this series huho!"


ebb413 No.13999235

>>13999227

They probably didn't want to have to pay for the copyright on any of the EU stuff so they just waved their hands and made it all non-canon. Ironic with Disney being one of the biggest and most satantic supporters of draconian copyright this galaxy has ever known.


c34cd5 No.13999253

File: 70a7fad073428f2⋯.jpg (58.76 KB, 300x458, 150:229, 1327786227682.jpg)

>>13999235

It's all good to them when they hold the copyrights but otherwise it's the work of Satan.


d2c1cf No.14001065

>>13999235

>They probably didn't want to have to pay for the copyright on any of the EU stuff so they just waved their hands and made it all non-canon.

If DC/Warner can go and rip dialogue straight from certain Mark Waid written Superman comics to use for Man of Steel (and not pay or even inform him until he watched it in the theater) then Disney should be able to do whatever they want with EU stuff. They got the inspiration for Kylo Ren crossguard lightsaber from the EU, Thrawn imade it in to Rebels, they didn't have to pay anyone for that did they?


bec3e7 No.14002266

File: 2687459f6114287⋯.jpg (57.26 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 2687459f611428795c55f4ba1a….jpg)

>>13990182

I loved maxing out that game. Felt so damn fun.


8bad72 No.14007606

>Tfw good cop bad cop Force Unleashed 3 was cancelled




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