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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

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75a3df (4) No.862>>863 >>19832 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>Watching TOS

>See Dr. Pulaski in her younger, slightly more porkable days

>Remember how Gates McFadden was kicked to the curb so the female McCoy could chew on the scenery for a season

>Next season rolls around and Gates is back with no explanation whatsoever

>Still can't fap to this

So I'm thinking… we all know that Roddenberry was a penis on legs. We also know that Diana Muldaur played two characters in old Trek. Could it be, perhaps, that Pulaski came to be due to the following scenario I have imagined?

1969

>Gene sits alone in his office, his farewell blowjob from Nichelle still drying on his lap

>He pours another drink and absently wonders if he can get away with killing Lucille Ball and her jew lawyers

>There's a knock on the office door

>"Go away, we're cancelled."

>Diana Muldaur opens the door. "It's me, Gene."

>Oh fuck, thinks Gene, that's ALL I need. "Hey, Di. How's life?"

>"I'm pregnant, Gene."

>"FUCK!" Gene screams as he throws his glass at the wall. "It never rains but it fucking pours! How much do you need?"

>"I'm not here for money, Gene! I love you! I want us to raise this baby together!"

>"Hahahaha! Oh shit, you're outta your mind, baby! My wife will take my kids away and I'll lose everything! You sound like Majel, for fuck's sake!"

>"Majel?"

>"Here. My last $20. Go get it cut out of you and leave me the fuck alone."

>Sobbing, Diane flees from the studio and the incredibly homely man with the tongue of silver and the dick of steel. She doesn't stop running until she's out of the Desilu parking lot, and then she breaks down crying.

>"I'll show you, you cocksucker!" she screams at a palm tree. "You haven't heard the last of me!"

75a3df (4) No.863>>864 >>19832

>>862 (OP)

1988

>Gene's in his office, pouring another drink, his greeting blowjob from Marina drying on his lap

>There's a knock at the door

>"Can't get enough, eh?" he says, smiling

>The door opens, and his smile becomes a grimace

>"Hello, Diane. What can I do for you?"

>"Well, Gene, I guess the question is what I can do for YOU."

>"Huh?"

>"I hear you're married to Majel Barrett, these days. Brand new successful show and everything."

>"Get to the point, dammit!"

>"It would be a shame if Majel and the tabloids found out you once fucked a young starlet and got her pregnant, wouldn't it?"

>"You got some balls, Di. Alright, how much do you want to keep your yap shut?"

>"I want a role. A steady role."

>"Well, I can make some calls--"

>"On Star Trek, Gene."

>"You are outta your curly fuckin' head, Di!"

>"Would you like to see some pictures? She was born mentally handicapped, but the home I put her in manages to keep her diapers changed regula--"

>"FINE! You can be… um, I don't think we have a comm officer, so…"

>"I was a doctor before. I want to be a doctor again."

>"Well, I guess you--"

>"I want McFadden's job, Gene."

>"Hold that thought."

>*dials number to Gates' trailer*

>"Hello?"

>"Gates! Baby! It's Gene!"

>"Oh. Hey, Gene."

>"Gates, will you take it up the ass or not?"

>"NOT!"

>"You're fired."

>hangs up

>"Happy, Di? Take this and go to Wardrobe. Go on, take it and get the fuck outta my sight."


75a3df (4) No.864>>901 >>13259 >>19832

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>>863

1989

>"Hey! Di! Come sit down and talk with Geney!"

>"What's up, Gene? You know we're filming the season ender!"

>"Di, I just wanted to let you know that you're fired."

>"WHAT?!"

>"Sorry, but Gates finally relented and gave up the balloon knot. That's showbiz."

>"Wh-why, I'm going straight to Entertainment Tonight to tell them--"

>"Tell them what, Diane? That you have a mutant daughter by way of the Great Bird of the Galaxy? I think you'll find that hard to prove. For one thing, I've spent the last month spending money and having birth and medical records destroyed. For another, I think you'll find that, uh, Daughter was picked up by her 'mother' yesterday from the home and they haven't been seen since."

>"What?! How could you--?"

>"Spiner in a wig. He can tuck like you wouldn't believe."

>"Gene, you… you can't--"

>"Ah! Here's security now! Gentlemen, this woman has lost her composure. Please escort her off the premises."

>"Let's go, lady."

>"Gene! GENE!"

You've got to admit… it makes a lot of sense.


cbf41a (2) No.869

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10/10, anon.


4b4e53 (1) No.878

>"Spiner in a wig. He can tuck like you wouldn't believe."

LOL Why you gotta do this to me, Anon?


3e831f (1) No.889

This is beyond glorious.


75a3df (4) No.901>>957 >>19832

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>>864

>>864

1991

>The stroke had destroyed critical parts of Gene's brain. The long, long nights of writing under the influence of stimulants and amphetamines had finally caught up with him

>The priest had administered the last rites

>Majel had gummed her way through the last blowjob, which lay drying on the picture of Diana Muldaur, where he'd ordered her to spit it.

>Majel checked the line on his IV tube, kissed Gene on the forehead, and quietly retired to the bedroom they used to share.

>Gene was just drifting off when the massive amounts of hair in his ears pricked up.

>Someone was opening the window!

>"Gene, please tell me that yellow stuff on my photo is mayonnaise."

>"D-d-d-d--"

>"Diane, yes. Well, I bet you didn't expect to see me again, did you?"

>"N-nuh-n-n--"

>"Geney-weenie, what HAS become of you?" Diane seated herself on the hospital bed, "I guess no one lives forever. Not even the 'Great Bird of the Galaxy.'"

>"W-w-w--"

>"Why am I here? Well, let's just say that dear old Brent is a bit of a softy. He pulled a 'Snow White' and had the props department knock up a replica of our daughter's severed head in a jar. You have to admit, that's a lot more clever than a boar's heart in a box."

>"SPI--SPINE–"

>"Settle down, Gene, she's fine, thanks for asking. Brent waited until he was sure the coast was clear, and then he moved her out of state to a better facility in Nevada. She calls him Uncle Daytah when he visits her. Did you know that she can write her name, now?"

>"Wh-wh--"

>"'What's her name?' Is THAT what you were going to ask, Gene?"

>"Pl-please, D-d-d--"

>"I named her after her father: Asshole! Ha! Gotcha! No, her name is really none of your business, Gene. You made sure of that when you flung that twenty at me and kicked me out."

>"…"

>"Why am I here? To say goodbye, of course! Though not with your customary fellatio, I'm afraid. You'll have to see if Majel will allow the Greek whore to come up for one more suckle of that withered salami of yours."

>"…"

>"You know, Gene, I always did enjoy playing doctors. I don't know why. I'm doing great on L.A. Law right now, but being a lawyer just isn't as good as being a doctor."

>Diana pulled a small black leather bag out of the pocket of her ninja suit. From it she removed a small bottle full of a clear liquid and a syringe. Pulling the cap off the syringe, she filled it with the liquid.

>"Yessir, I sure did enjoy being a doctor."

>She inserted the tip of the needle into Gene's IV tube, but didn't depress the plunger

>"Do you believe in Heaven, Gene?" she asked, smiling gently and staring through him

>"D-Diane…puh-puhlease d-dont--!"

>"I do. I might not get to go there after what I'm about to do, but I've decided I can live with that. I've saved them all up, you see. Each and every tear you've caused me. Well, not EACH and every tear, but quite a lot of them. They're in this syringe, now, Gene. Just more salty water, really, mixing with the rest of the saline…"

>She pushed the plunger all the way home

>"…and a tiny hint of bleach."

>By the time Majel reached the room, Gene had already stopped screaming

>It wasn't until after the ambulance had gone that Majel realized the window was open a crack

>Wedged under it was what appeared to be a small child's drawing of a woman and a girl

>Printed in shaky block letters was one word: J EA N


cbf41a (2) No.957

>>901

In pace requiescat!


6a669c (1) No.8077>>8093

Archived for the truth that OP uncovered shall not be memory holed.

https://archive.is/ZxxMe


aa17e4 (1) No.8093

>>8077

Well done

This was very enlightening


1e28da (1) No.8108

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Very nice.


715462 (1) No.8114

Great thread bump I'd never bothered to read before. 10/10 fan fact based documentary.


807b80 (1) No.12665>>12709

Was this thread ever archived?


beb041 (1) No.12709


5597f1 (1) No.13209

I wonder what other Dank Secrets are hidden behind the scenes?


39a2a7 (1) No.13259

>>864

I laughed so hard, I blew chunks of sub sandwich all over my laptop, and almost choked on my coffee.


80ab96 (1) No.13469>>13507

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I was too young too appreciate her beauty when first saw her


67b738 (1) No.13507

>>13469

Time was cruel to her.


36128f (1) No.19760>>19838

bump because i can't stand to see this tread die


fda81a (1) No.19832

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527635 (1) No.19838

>>19760

It at least got archived so not so bad if it dies still always entertaining to read




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