bd60bd No.13962665
Discuss foods you can consume by your battle stations, or during Couch Co-Op Night with 12 of your buddies, some old Halo games, and a trio of 360s hooked up to your rich friend's theater room Monitors and Projector.
Alright, I'm here to discuss how best to create liquid heart-attacks, in the form of homemade sodas.
Anyone who's made their own Root Beer knows that soda is actually a piece of cake to make. Caffeinated sodas… Well, I've found the easiest way is to dissolve a couple of Caffeine Alertness Pills in the pot… Probably slightly healthier than whatever they do with actual soda.
Anyway, I'm on a mission to recreate Mango Heat Gamer Fuel, one of the few flavors of Dew I actually like, and since I'm not a goddamn Canuck, I'm left to try and make it on my own.
What are you guys working on?
b99aa6 No.13962724
>>13962693
Best fuel right here.
Anyone saying otherwise is a sugar addicted fool. Unless it's milk. That is fine too.
c6e637 No.13962729
>>13962724
>milk
>fine
Wrong again, asshole.
d0403e No.13962738
Earl Grey every day. I hecking love tea. I drink tea so much. It's great. Tea is great.
b99aa6 No.13962741
>>13962729
I stand by my opinion.
a6f5cd No.13962742
>>13962665
>Halo nostalgia
>Halo with friends nostalgia
I will never understand dudebros.
bc6bdc No.13962744
>>13962729
its ok as long as you're white
a62c82 No.13962747
coming through with the best snack
3e518f No.13962751
Silk and Cereal duder! I love eating this while watching 90s Nickelodeon and playing Super Mario World on zsnes
481282 No.13962752
>>13962744
>liberals and nigs don't drink milk
they won't even stand a chance in the skeleton war
79ee39 No.13962756
>>13962738
>earl grey
kill yourself
a62c82 No.13962759
3e518f No.13962760
>>13962738
Hecking awesome you frick!
36a479 No.13963326
>>13962724
>suggar addicted fool
>milk
you say that like milk isn't full of sugar faggot
01de27 No.13963479
>>13962759
Did that meme ever take off ?
ed7122 No.13963516
>linden tea
>kratom tea
>absolutely massive amounts of coffee
>salami slices
>water
>crackers and duck liver pate
>stuffed olives
>campari and prosecco to sip on int he evening
Man, feels good to be a shitskin italian american.
253777 No.13963611
f4bfce No.13964287
>>13963326
These days they're allowed to add aspartame to to milk and they don't even have to put it on the label.
414cd9 No.13964296
>>13964287
Aspartame is harmless.
89a716 No.13964304
>>13962724
>Sugar is now somehow a lethal substance that will kill you within hours
Pro tip, sugar is in everything, and I'm not talking just corn syrup and similar additives.
fcadfe No.13964310
>>13963479
Yeah it did, soy boy is almost as common as cuck now with just as much weight
102cb5 No.13964332
>>13964321
But is it activated?
389c58 No.13964333
>>13963479
>>13964310
No, it's a shitty politically correct version of "Cuck" that doesn't even sound insulting. It honestly feels like the alt-right or /r/the_donald made it.
414cd9 No.13964343
>>13964333
I'm an alt-righter you fricking soyboy, praise kek! Free kekistan and based black dicks I mean dudes.
f30908 No.13964346
>>13964333
It's okay soyboy no need to be so offended
3ea2b9 No.13964359
f99c81 No.13964363
>>13964313
>Non-Sweets
Has Chris-meme now gotten fat enough that he needs a different word for foodstuffs which aren't cakes?
ae037a No.13964364
>>13964345
>mineral water
>put it in plastic container
ebfa74 No.13964375
>>13964332
you bet, son
>>13964345
>alkaline water with himalayan minerals and electrolytes
worthy of accompanying my meal of organic kale, spirulina, chia, emu eggs and of course extra activated almonds
204590 No.13964381
>>13964364
Every gallon is guaranteed to grow your 1488 girlfriend(male)'s titties another millimeter.
ebfa74 No.13964390
>>13964375
shit nigger it came out soundless
0d09f9 No.13964461
9733ae No.13964613
>>13964333
its more correct to call someone else a soyboy than a cuck. soyboy implies dainty from drinking all that soymilk which is very common. cuck is a fetish where you enjoy watching your wife fuck another man which is only common in the alt-right
f83bc2 No.13964964
>Tfw yanks make youtube videos of these sweating, crying and chugging milk claiming the 'spiciest ramen ever' Shin Cup is killing them
>I buy them 6 for £3 at ASDA and they arent spicy at all
try eating some indian food as you grow up sluts.
f5e7f4 No.13964982
>>13964451
>canada dry
>faggot tier
fite me, m8
8621c7 No.13965007
>>13962693
Water and mixed nuts.
a956ec No.13965015
>>13964451
>koolaid is mid-tier
What the fuck.
>tea is faggot tier
It is you who is the faggot.
8a8720 No.13965026
>>13962738
Uttarakhand chai or go home, motherfucker.
8a8720 No.13965029
>>13964982
Enjoy your HFCS, fag. Get a real ginger ale.
d2506e No.13965066
put hot cocoa mix in your coffee and enjoy some baked goods
a956ec No.13965067
Also, some energy drinks are actually pretty tasty. Just don't drink the original Monster, Amp or Rockstar flavors, because they taste like fucking ass. And don't drink more than one unless you want to give yourself a heart attack.
bd60bd No.13965096
>>13965067
Orangeade non-carbonated Rockstar is the best Rockstar. Rockstar is Shit otherwise.
a956ec No.13965121
>>13965096
The apple carbonated Rockstar tastes decent. Was hoping for a more tart apple flavor but it doesn't taste bad. There's also orange cream and strawberry cream flavors that taste alright, if not great. Monster Rehab flavors are usually decent (avoid the Peach one though) but they got rid of the Rojo tea/cranberry flavor that I liked so fuck them.
1843cb No.13965156
>>13964333
What happened to just calling people you don't like faggots.
bd60bd No.13965199
>>13965156
We overused the term and it flipped back around to be a term of endearment on the Chans. Everyone's a faggot on here, so we have to use some other term as an insult, and precede faggot with the word literal any time we're talking about homos.
4a9427 No.13965216
60/40 fresh oj and mt dew throwback, thank me later
a956ec No.13965229
>>13965216
If I can actually get real fresh OJ I'm not mixing it with anything, fuck that.
973dd1 No.13965288
>>13962738
>leaf dirt in hot water
b15a9a No.13965298
When gaming, I drink the tears of salty right-wing cucks.
a956ec No.13965309
>>13965298
That sure is a funny way to say "our tranny BO's cum", /leftypol/
fd160e No.13965314
>>13965298
You should check yourself into a clinic, you're looking mighty dehydrated
249a66 No.13965326
>>13964381
>with help from /fit/ and tranchan.net
I can't tell you how much I fucking hated 4chan while I was still there.
/pol/ can be annoying here but at least they tend to keep this shit the fuck away.
bd60bd No.13965332
>>13965298
Actually, most of the people I've met who are into actual Cuckoldry tend to be far more liberal than right-wing. Then again, most cucks I've met are through Fetlife.
16df77 No.13965365
>>13965156
You see, retarded normalfags actually spend their times in multiple communities some of them may be facebook,reddit,discord, TRS,thedonald,cuckchan, resetera etc, This faggot who for some reason still come here to post cant even realize that they developed their own buzzwords,forced memes and inside jokes that seem faggy as fuck to anybody else bhesides them. Sometimes you will see them used here, some of them have a different levels of popularities among the current year cattle and they pride themselves on it so they may take offense if you call them faggots for not appreciating their creativty and will strawman and falseflag. they are like a shitty version of goons, /int/ and freech astroturfing fags. Take it as a way to filter and identify normalfag, like when a faggot uses snapshot, normie or toon
3f3167 No.13965382
I bought a (((Monster))) for the first time ever today. What chemicals are in this thing to stop me from having a heart attack well drinking it. There is so much sugar in this thing I can't stop shaking. No wonder kids are fucked today.
bd60bd No.13965399
>>13965382
You're supposed to down it with a meal and a half-gallon of water. Honestly Caffeine pills are the least unhealthy way to injest large amounts of Caffeine.
a956ec No.13965405
>>13965382
Don't fucking chug/slam the whole thing at once and don't drink it on an empty stomach. There's only about as much caffeine in one of them as two strong cups of coffee, I think (somewhere in the neighborhood of 160mg caffeine). Taurine doesn't do shit, ignore it btw.
fd160e No.13965409
>>13965382
An energy drink's great when you have to work a 12 hour day and then drive back home from the next town over when its pitch black outside, its better than dieing in a ditch or sleeping in the vehicle. Kids drinking them as pop is some real dangerous shit though. Sip it occasionally and get some food.
cbe379 No.13965426
>>13965382
You already had a heart attack and the caffeine and sugar jitters are making your heart twitch and spasm enough to keep it going. Chug another one before it wears off or you're going to die.
a956ec No.13965430
>>13965409
this. Keep energy drinks far away from kids, because kids are stupid and will fucking drink 6 of them and destroy themselves. Keep most pop away from kids, honestly, caffeine fucks with growth or some shit.
3f3167 No.13965469
>>13965409
>>13965426
>>13965405
>>13965399
I can't even describe what it taste like.
a956ec No.13965484
>>13965469
If it's original Monster then it tastes bad and that's all you need to know. Ultra Red tastes very nice, Ultra Blue is ok, Ultra Purple is nigger tier and Ultra Black and White are just boring. Ultra Sunrise is pretty good but it's hard as fuck to find.
bd60bd No.13965567
>>13965469
Like someone decided that an energy drink meant literal energy and poured battery acid into the mix. Like they wanted to remind you how much you're going to regret this later by making it have the worst aftertaste imaginable while still being loaded on sugar.
d2506e No.13965584
>>13965156
influx of normalfags who take it seriously. they think fag has lost its edge so they come up with other things to try to get a rise out of people as if that was ever the point.
3f3167 No.13965637
>>13964333
Its a straight up alr right/civ nationalist/ "redditpilled", and rdonald term. I have only heard it from actual cucks who think redpilled cause they can half assed insult "the left weak degenerate ideology". Just call them Momma's boy cause there parents are probably dead from something weak and pathetic like cancer.
cbe379 No.13965649
As far as caffeinated beverages and expensive hipster drinks go, fritz-kola is pretty amazing. Something I occasionally have.
I've tried just about every cola drink I've seen at least once, and most of them have this cough-syrupy taste to them or are just unpalatable. This is the only one that isn't Coke or Pepsi I've tasted that not only actually pleasant but something I'd actually prefer to those two.
Kind of heavy on the caffeine, though. In the realm of energy drinks at 25mg/100ml.
>>13965567
Gotta mask the bitterness of caffeine and drive up the addiction factor somehow.
204590 No.13965704
>>13965584
>>13965156
They aren't in the same category. Faggot is just something you throw at when somebody is being a faggot. Soy boy and cuck on the other hand are for laughing at people who are somehow more pathetic than you will ever be in your entire life. As for why the terms aren't consolidated, see the related webm.
d2506e No.13965807
>>13965704
normalfag spotted
654afd No.13965845
>>13962693
Enjoy getting a nice dose of estrogen.
1748ca No.13965889
>>13965382
Energy Drinks literally keep me awake all night.
If I drink an energy drink NOTHING will get me to sleep within 24 hours of consuming it.
How people down them multiple cans at a time is beyond me….
Fortunately I never consume them any more.
654afd No.13965981
>>13965889
I used to drink that shit all the time. And I was only like 12 too. I guess quantum immortality must be real.
204590 No.13966012
>>13965807
>normalfags are on /v/ RIGHT NOW posting trap guides and nigger webms
I want off this ride.
d2506e No.13966041
>>13966012
by the time you finish playing some video games theyll be dead they have a very short lifespan. unfortunately there will be more to take their place
607636 No.13966043
>>13964333
Can't call a cuck a cuck in public when children are involved. Soyboy however is a lot more catchy than twig boy. Not to mention you can explain to children why they are called soy boys without having to deal with anything sexual unlike explain the term cuck.
t. father who uses the term soy boys
89a716 No.13966068
>>13964451
>hot chocolate in faggot tier
Over the fucking line.
607636 No.13966127
>>13966065
>not creating a future shitposter made with spare parts you find
a0a3f2 No.13966173
Not even reading this thread.
Homemade bread with a mild cheese or a little butter, with tea or water alongside.
Anyone that eats anything else is a savage and probably Irish too.
e2f5d6 No.13966198
It's got to be this or my home-brewed Mead.
d736ec No.13966211
>Anything other than ayran
The only thing kebabs have done right.
fe7569 No.13966216
>>13965382
Monster cans contain two servings, you shouldn't actually drink an entire can in one sitting.
35a2b1 No.13966224
>>13962693
WATERFAGS GET OUT
ac41d4 No.13966287
9efcb0 No.13966295
>>13965889
>>13965405
>>13965382
>>13965399
I have a friend who drinks 3-4 per day, games super late in the night every day or so and brags all the time that he only needs 3-4 hours of sleep to be functional, no shit. I wonder what kind of long lasting effects doing that does.
a956ec No.13966393
>>13966295
>I wonder what kind of long lasting effects doing that does.
Nothing good. 3-4 a day, jesus. I once drank 4 on a dare and promptly threw up, shook like a chihuahua for hours. Never again.
9efcb0 No.13966467
>>13966393
I have another friend who's been drinking 5 a week and has been getting massive migraines trying to quit. I'm glad I listened to my dad and never even tried it. Crazy how many kids just drink those then fiddle their thumbs around, I can get drinking one every once in a while when you need energy, but yeah.
a956ec No.13966483
>>13966467
Caffeine withdrawal is a bitch. Taper off of it, don't go cold turkey.
ed7122 No.13968864
>>13966295
As a former speed addict, monster and coffee are the only thing that keeps me up for a normal day nowadays
Don't do it, kids.
73c5a3 No.13968874
>>13964313
>non-sweets
>Chris is so fat that in the rare off chance that he will eat something other than candy he refers to it as non-sweets
ad8d2a No.13968879
>>13962751
Enjoy diabetes.
bc6bdc No.13968897
Living in emu land is hell for varieties of flavored chips. We only get the generic types and sometimes they'll being out cool ranch and some other flavor for a limited time.
73c5a3 No.13968905
>>13968897
Living in Huemonkey land means that I get tons of national and foreign brand and types of snacks.
f1ab78 No.13968909
Is there anything you can drink today that doesnt have estrogen?
668440 No.13968944
d2506e No.13968963
>>13968897
doritos always tasted like how shoes smell to me. its an absolute shock to me that anyone likes them
cb3ff3 No.13968989
>>13966043
You're a cuck and my kid could kick the crap outta your wife's kid.
>>13966295
Knew a guy who drank 24 colas a day, managed to give himself a heart attack and burn the lining to his stomach away, hes still slim like a greyhound.
2090aa No.13968994
>>13964451
>Hot Chocolate
>Faggot tier
Okay someone needs to neck themselves and never eve return too this site.
0d09f9 No.13968996
>>13964982
>>13965015
>>13966068
>>13968994
I see a lot of underaged kids are on tonight,
bc6bdc No.13969071
>>13968963
Your shoes must smell dangerously cheesy.
e27546 No.13969072
>>13962665
apple juice is the only redpilled beverage
>>13968897
>not buying bluebird
fuck you
>>13968963
doritos are ok i like the actual corn chips better though
bc6bdc No.13969080
>>13969072
>bluebird
Those are kiwi chips, I dont like sheep enough to have them.
73c5a3 No.13969081
Oh yeah, I make my own orange juice.
bc6bdc No.13969089
>>13969081
such an uncultured way to juice oranges.
e27546 No.13969093
>>13969080
it has a penguin mascot on it you have to buy it
>>13969081
fellow imageboard poster have you considered investing in Bluebird Foods?
73c5a3 No.13969106
>>13969093
Oh it sure sounds interesting, Bluebird Foods™ after all manufactures the best snack foods, cereals and muesli bars. All snacks are manufactured at the Bluebird Foods™ factory in Wiri, Auckland.
bd60bd No.13969107
>>13969081
I make my own Mozzarella Cheese, and Salted Butter Caramels, and Salted Caramel Cream Sodas.
36e753 No.13969167
>>13968897
>check every time I'm in the supermarket for Cool Ranch
>know it's never ever again'd
>>13968905
It also means you're surrounded by niggers.
6b85c7 No.13969791
>>13966198
>Home-brew mead
How bad is the odor during fermentation? I really want to make some but I dont live alone and this is important.
6cab53 No.13969800
>>13962738
Earl grey is basic bitch tea though. Yunnan. Darjeeling. Gunpowder. Genmaicha. Oolong. Go wild.
46d189 No.13971154
I'm grabbing lunch at Panda Express in a bit, and I've only been once or twice before. What's the best entree they have?
c4c100 No.13971169
a956ec No.13971171
>>13968996
Koolaid is absolutely nigger tier and if you like that shit you are a nigger. Tea is good. Mint tea is amazing.
95869b No.13971182
>>13962729
Enjoy your acne and estrogen.
>>13962751
>corn syrup
>soy
7a622b No.13971399
>>13964333
>cuck
>any degree of political incorrectness
ebfa74 No.13971405
>>13968963
I'd expect them to taste cheesy and flavorful but they're an absolute disappointment in every bite. Make your own nachos, they can be real good.
0d09f9 No.13971519
>>13969161
You messed around with the old image, you dip.
>>13971171
Why are you trying so hard, bonglander?
815a36 No.13971529
>snacking at all
>not just having balanced meals
Stop fucking snacking on a regular basis unless it's a special occasion
That's how you get fat.
Also pic related
654afd No.13971540
>>13971529
You'll get fat quicker by drinking soda than eating chips. That's a fact.
815a36 No.13971557
>>13971540
I really hope you're not implying carbonated mineral water is the same as sugary soda
0d9361 No.13971565
>>13971442
Now stream the book on tape audio track.
84ede2 No.13971579
>>13971500
>CURRENT YEAR of Our Lord+2
>not a practitioner of the waifu path
>while still on a taiwanese talking picture show board
You disgust me.
ebfa74 No.13971586
>>13971579
>not making the lord your husbando and writing software for him
7a622b No.13971609
>>13971500
You caught me, I'm a CIA nigger
8621c7 No.13971651
>>13971557
>buying overpriced tap water
Literally nigger-tier.
815a36 No.13971814
>>13971651
It's spring water with FUCKTONS of potassium and other minerals. Plus it's the most carbonated drink I've ever had. Great for a mixer.
I bet you actually drink tap water, soy boy
36e753 No.13972312
>>13971519
>You messed around with the old image, you dip.
No shit. I'm correcting it.
e9bdd0 No.13972355
>>13962724
Milk is for babies. Just because you can digest it doesn't mean you should.
446cbd No.13972826
>>13971651
>drinking tap
things literally only (((americans))) do
ebfa74 No.13972860
>>13972826
>not enjoying fresh tap
4e4008 No.13972873
>>13962729
>>13972355
>t.shitskins
>>13969791
I've never had an issue with smell brewing mead or cizer, but I've only ever done a gallon or two at a time the most basic/cheap way possible, in gallon jugs with a balloon for an airlock.
ce7951 No.13972880
>>13972826
Do you not have a fucking water filter?
4d7f46 No.13973641
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13962747
OK so real talk here.
I've seen this video with a qtπ rusky where she was teaching the Russian way to drink alcohol in general, sided by pickles.
Now how feasible is it to drink straight vodka in shots, with pickles on the side?
Would you say there's a better beverage for it?
is it true that by mixing vodka with water you don't get hungover?
64d880 No.13973685
>>13973641
hungover is in a big part due to the dehydration you suffer when your body tries to get rid of the alcohol, , so yes drinking lots of water while drinking alcohol helps to reduce its effects on the body
4d7f46 No.13973697
>>13973685
I honestly heard that in bojack the horseman so I didn't know if I wanted to believe.
Anyway drunk gaming is fun, I might make a thread about it.
a0cb4f No.13973837
>>13972355
t. gook
>hes lactose intolerant
KEK
4d7f46 No.13973899
>>13972355
>you shouldn't drink milk
Pro tip from an Italian anon over here for a cozy yet potentially strong warm alcoholic beverage, using milk.
Warm up a glass of milk and mix honey in it.
Use a tool to froth the milk (possibly a steam one, works wonders and it makes the foam really nice and lasting)
Pour in a big mug and mix with a shot glass worth of black expression coffee, and strega liquor at will.
It's delicious, warm, and goes extremely well with cookies.
If you want to keep the drink warm when mixing you can sit the strega bottle in warm water beforehand.
625413 No.13974045
I prefer pretzel sticks as they are not as messy as other foods, and are low-commitment in the sense that you don't need to eat much at once (they're also pretty cheap). They mix well with chocolate, which mixes well with black coffee. It's hard to find a better vidya snack.
When available, I like to have pepperettes, rice crackers and certain cheeses especially as a complement to beer, but it's easy to gorge on these and thus ruin them. Water in the exclusive is for the truly lazy, and I always have some nearby.
1326c0 No.13974070
>>13973899
Just feed me your big fat Italian cock and we'll be done with it.
4d7f46 No.13974145
>>13974070
Buy me dinner first!
Can we play Mario cart after?
1326c0 No.13974154
>>13974145
Only if you promise you YIPEE my YAHOO!
4d7f46 No.13974166
>>13974154
That's only for my princess peach, anon.
63dfc0 No.13974946
Milk not withstanding, can we at least all agree on cheese? Pic is my first ever attempt at the craft, and Indian style Paneer, a crumbly, feta-like cheese made to pair well with spicy foods like curries. This batch was Garlic and Honey. I now know how to make Cream Cheese as well as a good Mozzarella.
9c1710 No.13974993
>>13966360
Sweden?
Is that you?
aed244 No.13975004
>>13973641
yes. if you drink 1:1 water to liquor chances are good you'll get a negligible hangover if you get one at all. pickles and pickle brine are also very high in electrolytes and salt, so if you're drinking a decent amount of water, eating pickles and in general just paying the minimum of attention to your body's needs you can drink a monolithic amount of liquor and not really have any next-day consequences (aside from your blacked-out actions the night before)
dce6a9 No.13975088
>>13962665
>getting food and grease all over your keyboard and gamepads
71d9ae No.13975109
>>13974946
I used to love cheese but then I developed lactose intolerance, and now it gives me extreme gas plus liquidy shits so I can't trust a fart. If I eat most cheeses, I have to run to the bathroom several times over the next couple hours, or hold in enough gas to finish off the jews.
63dfc0 No.13975138
>>13975109
I'm mildly lactose intolerant, but the process of cheese making uses bacteria vultures to break down the proteins and lactose for the most part, so I'm usually good with it. They also produce Lactose Free Whole Milk, which I've found makes cheese just the same as regular milk.
63dfc0 No.13975162
>>13975088
>Not becoming an Epicure soley to create dishes you can consume freely while gaming, without worry of the consequences.
deb265 No.13975261
Tobacco and tea, sometimes a cola maybe. I always laugh too when people put "healthy" shit on here, like they aren't some junk food and soda devouring 300 pound monstrosity. Also nice shit taste in Japanese chips.
d6a077 No.13975282
>buy a pack of bundaberg on a whim while i'm out of town
>best root beer i've ever had
>order some more online
>3 days latter check the tracking info
>it's being delivered with ontrac
>mfw
I have to ask though, why is the shit called sarsaparilla outside of the US if it doesn't actually have any sarsaparilla plant in it?
4d7f46 No.13975355
>>13975004
I was mostly concerned about my liver but yolo
2b2f4d No.13975759
>>13966295
He'll probably have some serious health complication by the time he hits 40, and he'll probably be dead before he reaches 60.
8c1901 No.13975874
>>13975088
Anon my skin is already the oily kind.
If you fall down a pit does it matter how deep it is?
dce6a9 No.13976012
>>13975261
>MOTHERFUCKING NAT SHERMANS
god-tier cigarettes, they got absolutely ruined by that nigger obama and that burnt penny tasting Fire Safe crap they coat the paper in
0b174d No.13976113
>Not drinking distilled water
Enjoy your digusting Fresh Tap filled with chlorine and fluoride.
481282 No.13976124
>>13976113
>he lives in a shithole where the gov poisons his water
sucks to be you
0b174d No.13976152
>>13976124
All tap water is filled with random bullshit, minerals that your body can't absorb, chemicals and so on. If its old ass water that has to run through old ass metal pipes, then it aint clean.
e6fe10 No.13976160
>>13976152
Do you bathe in distilled water too?
de9a04 No.13976165
>>13976160
>he doesn't bathe in distilled water
0b174d No.13976203
>>13976160
Do you enjoy drinking shit?
ba22ac No.13976226
ba22ac No.13976234
>>13973641
what about eating bacon and other fat food like pizza with unreal amoutn of cheese before drinkin.
8c1901 No.13976339
>>13976152
All water is billions of years old you dumb nigger.
9c1710 No.13976349
>>13976203
No matter where you get it from except for fucking rain-catchers, there's going to be shit in it.
River-water runs through dirt, wells are dug in dirt, and aquifers are just water filtered through dirt. You're going to be drinking all sorts of weird bacteria and un-processable shit everywhere.
de9a04 No.13976352
>>13976339
>all water carries everything it has ever touched
>what happens when you burn hydrogen
0bb5aa No.13976364
>>13965382
>There is so much sugar in this thing I can't stop shaking.
>Sugar
When will this "sugar high" meme die? There's no such thing as a "sugar high", it's an urban myth. It's the absurd amounts of caffeine in it that's making you shake you retard.
b0a1e1 No.13976383
>>13976152
>he doesn't have his own well and filter system
jesus if you waterfags are gonna talk shit you better step it up.
0e4c5b No.13976435
>>13976364
>people still believe that children get hyperactive over sugary food rather than the social context in which they eat it
8c1901 No.13976753
All of this talk about energy drinks reminds me my father has been drinking until he gets in an alcoholic coma every weekend for 50 years.
I have no idea how he's alive and how his liver still works.
c831b9 No.13986079
I almost exclusively eat straight from cans of chili/beans with assorted fruits on the side, usually bananas. If I feel motivated to put some effort into it I'll cook some rice and mix it with beans/veggies/chicken and hot sauce. As for what I drink its generally water but sometimes pineapple juice.
Anyone who eats or drinks anything unhealthy has no self control and should reconsider their decision-making skills.