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ef05c4 No.13913507

How fresh are you?

How ranked are you?

How salty are you?

How memed are you?

Previous thread: >>13834247

Join our Mumble server for Squid Squad voicechat (usually Friday / Saturday):

http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page

Mumble Info down below

Label: Swamp

Address swamp.li

Port 64738

An alternative for easy matchmaking and coordination is being currently sought out for those disinterested in non-voice chat. Suggestions are welcome.

Post your Switch Code/Nintendo Network ID here for fun with squids friends you never even knew you had.

Post your freshest and dankest squid memes here.

Version 2.0.1 release 11/30/2017. Details available here: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

Splatoon 1 is probably dead now that they killed Miiverse. Thanks, Nintendo

514ace No.13913614

>Old thread isnt on Page 13


866d7d No.13913718

File: dbcccb3519fc337⋯.jpg (43.52 KB, 360x700, 18:35, Lady Pearl.jpg)

8chan /v/ has become so fucking horrible over time that I stopped browsing it a long time ago. I fucking hate 8/v/. Everyone shits on every single game. There is absolutely no fun anywhere.

So why are the Splatoon threads different? Is this where all the fun people went? This recurring thread is the only good part of 8chan anymore. I don't know why that is but I love you squiggers, these threads are the only shred of imageboard culture left that I participate in. Anyone else can relate?


8c41ff No.13913763

File: 2601003f66ad75a⋯.jpg (54.27 KB, 595x587, 595:587, Octoling19.jpg)

>>13913718

> Anyone else can relate?

Yeah, even though I don't have the game because poorfag I've been around since the beginning and have enjoed my time here posting with the rest of you, this thread and the space thread are the only constant threads I have open anymore other than when I check the catalog and hide a dozen cancer threads every few days to hopefully find a decent thread.

Also Octolings are superior


1aa4d1 No.13913766

File: 40b3a607c778d37⋯.png (216.4 KB, 500x450, 10:9, 1464484024985.png)


eb7f81 No.13913772

File: 2790cb7c0acf6be⋯.jpg (45.59 KB, 616x303, 616:303, 1431278182763.jpg)

>>13913718

I don't understand this attitude at all. In general, people here shit on games because they are actually bad. If you don't want to see people shitting on games, don't go to threads about bad games, because that's what they're for.

Also, fuck off with that shitty gremlin.


29801f No.13913815

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>>13913718

>Anyone else can relate?

I'm only here to post memes.


866d7d No.13913825

>>13913772

It really gets tiring. You can't praise any game without 10 anons calling you a fag. Calling BotW a good game on here is like blood in the water. That's just one example, and you can debate whether BotW is a 10 (hell no) but it is so annoying that every game that comes out, every single one, gets shit on. Especially if it has Denuvo (i.e. every PC game basically), then the actual game be damned, because now you can't pirate it. I don't even know why people come here anymore, to a video games board that hates video games.

These threads are so unique just because people are actually enjoying a fucking game here for once. We even play it together. And it's not like the Friday night threads (I think it's on Fridays) where some obscure ancient game is dug out of the trash, and Mark expects you to follow a list of steps to get the fucking thing running, so you can play with others. I've actually heard of this game, and I like it, and I can play with others, who are familiar with it and good at it, and who actually supported the developers by buying it. I don't even understand why that should be considered a special thing, but on 8/v/, it actually is.

I'm done bitching now


09a7cc No.13913835

>>13913815

I really fucking miss C'mon spam.


864c78 No.13913860

>>13913718

Long-running threads tend to keep most of the shitters out. They hide or ignore them. Dorf Fort threads are about the same. Grand Strategy General used to be decent, but almost every single fucking thread lately is turning into a /pol/ vs /leftypol/ dickfest where everybody badly shits on their own side pretending to be each other.

Still, could be worse. Could be halfchan or Reddit.


7828f4 No.13913975

File: 907feda5855f97f⋯.png (86.31 KB, 328x265, 328:265, [Takane no Hanazono (Takan….png)

>just got the game

>shitting all over friend who's been playing it since release

Feels good man


09a7cc No.13914183

Where do their clothes go when they transform into a squid? What kind of panties do they wear?


4ce38b No.13914281

>>13914183

These are the important questions we need to answer


866d7d No.13914974

>>13914183

1. Their clothes get absorbed into their squid body.

2. They don't.


6e54de No.13915002

How is Spratoon 2 on the Switch?

Does it also have that gyro shit?

And why is Marie best squid?


a7cff6 No.13915022

File: c2d434df5b8e850⋯.png (2.74 MB, 1280x1656, 160:207, mariezapfish.png)

Guys, I get really fucking salty when I keep topping the scoreboard and going for the objective, and my team doesn't. It just keeps happening. People don't go anywhere where they can be helpful, they don't do anything helpful, they run into enemies when teammates are signalling that they want to jump to them, they default to thinking every match is turf war until we've halfway lost and something pops up on screen telling them so, and my aim keeps drifting to the left for 60% of matches.

How do I stop being such an angry bitch, and how do I fix the aim drift?

>>13915002

>Does it also have that gyro shit?

Yeah but you can choose to use analog, gyro, or analog+gyro, and the sensitivities of each.

>And why is Marie best squid?

She contrasts the frantic bright nature of the game by being calm and muted. She's got her shit together and looks down for a cuddle on the couch.


5f8028 No.13915036

File: 4251694b340b05f⋯.jpg (74.6 KB, 540x408, 45:34, best gobbos.jpg)

>21 years old

So is she a pygmy squid species, a cuttlefish or just some kind of midget?

>Marina only 18, still not reached mature status and max body measurements.

yes.


6ea234 No.13916350

Anyone up for team ranked matches? This region locking matchmaking is bullshit. It means NOTHING when everyone is fucking S+. God I miss the old system. The matchmaking is unbalanced, mixing top players with filthy casuals.

code:0591-9696-8205


09a7cc No.13916414

>>13916350

Only 10% of players are S+ and only .01% of players are S+40 and above. Whatever that means. http://ga-m.com/n/splatoon2-udemae-bunpu-a-ika/amp/


866d7d No.13916418

>>13915022

>My aim keeps drifting to the left

Place the controller flat on your lap for about 3-5 sec, until it stops drifting. It will fix itself. This pretty much always works. Alternatively, if it's being a problem every single game, try reconnecting the controllers or resetting game or resetting console.

And if your teammates aren't on objective, and it's more important that you get off it and go do something rather than stay on, say OVER HERE! and just fucking hop off and do your squidness. Make one of em take over. It's not good to have a whole team on tower anyway, so your saltiness is misplaced.


e4f95e No.13916444

>>13913718

Cry more or leave like you claim you already have. Reported.


866d7d No.13916451

>>13916350

>Region locking

Shut the fuck up. You are blatantly wrong. Last night I was playing ranked, trying to push from S to S+ like always. I had one match that surprised me, it was literally 7 japs and me as the sole yankee. Not to mention I'm often getting 1 or 2 japs in a game. You have to be blatantly lying. There's no way I'm the only one getting this, I didn't do anything special to my switch. You are inventing problems that DO NOT EXIST.


6ea234 No.13916494

>>13916451

>it was literally 7 japs and me

HOW THE FUCK can you play with em? I OWN a JPN switch AND a JPN game version, yet I don't ever tag with them (Except 1-2 and God knows they might be like me with a JPN name). Also, check out why everyone is trying to tag with Japanese groups on discord etc.


000000 No.13916925

>>13915022

>Guys, I get really fucking salty when I keep topping the scoreboard and going for the objective, and my team doesn't. It just keeps happening.

I have the A rank blues where I keep almost passing it before my teams screw me back to the beginning of the meter.

>my aim keeps drifting to the left for 60% of matches.

I thought it was just me, because I mixed my launch joycons with newer ones I bought. What I do is recenter them until it stops; sometimes I just switch them out instead.

>How do I stop being such an angry bitch, and how do I fix the aim drift?

I just play Turf War or Salmon Run when I get tired of ranked; I've never been knocked down from profreshional and so there's no stakes if my team is awful; I don't have anyone to play other game modes with.


866d7d No.13917559

>>13916494

Idk man. I just enjoy playing the game. When I play with all americans, I still have a good time, since it's still the same rank as me. But I doubt that there is such a big group of americans playing using jap usernames, so I'm sure it's real japs. Maybe, if your internet is not up to a certain par, they region-lock you specifically so it won't be an issue. That's all I can think of.

Why does it matter to you who you play with? Novelty?


369cb5 No.13917735

File: 1dabac3e2ea3515⋯.jpg (520.95 KB, 875x800, 35:32, 8b9febe3fd40b8321f22c5e230….jpg)

>>13913718

> Is this where all the fun people went?

The Splatoon players here aren't autisticrats, so they know how to have fun.


369cb5 No.13918190

File: 3a34e0ffe7af0d0⋯.png (332.68 KB, 687x646, 687:646, my son.png)

>>13913507

>How memed are you?

I'm over do to make a new good meme these days.


da83d9 No.13918574

>>13913718

splatoon threads came really early, before all the shitters from /pol/ flooded in. when they showed up they tried their best to ruin this thread too, but its too active and long going.


d93e5f No.13918616

File: defcc681f4163af⋯.png (60.93 KB, 300x185, 60:37, 1466882940326.png)

>got spla2n for free

I feel bad for being naturally good at this game. I think like most of the people I play against in online are little kids and i just shit all over them with rando tier equipment.

>respawn punisher

>fast respawn

>main ink saver

>quick super jump

>hidden super jump

paint roller or splooshgun

And that's why I think I'm an asshole


369cb5 No.13918766

File: 9bf9119b8e9602c⋯.png (138.67 KB, 500x412, 125:103, Woah.png)

>>13918574

I came from /pol/ and you have no idea what the fuck you're even talking about


da83d9 No.13918880

>>13918766

no. you came from stardust and you seek truth answers fun and justice just like anyone else.


c257f6 No.13919014

File: 36d59d24fa472b0⋯.jpg (32.57 KB, 511x381, 511:381, pearl squid.jpg)

File: 8cf389bf9f0dab1⋯.png (64.42 KB, 568x579, 568:579, beanbag brat.png)

File: 9b5e875c3a6d684⋯.png (610.9 KB, 782x760, 391:380, Pearl envy.png)

File: 959a4794c3422b8⋯.jpg (119.99 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, PearlMarina.jpg)

>>13915036

Pearl is a pygmy squid, yes.

Inklings seem to mature earlier than people so Marina is probably done growing by 18. She is an Octoling, but presumably their growth process is very similar.

>>13918616

Quick Respawn is actually, literally useless. It only activates if you die twice without getting a single kill. Most of what you have is suboptimal, but abilities just augment skill so it doesn't matter as long as you're enjoying yourself.


09a7cc No.13919030

Wow the Salmonid Smokeyard is easy as shit with a decent team. Shit guns too.


da83d9 No.13919118

>>13919014

i hope the squid sisters dont grow


09a7cc No.13919467

>>13919118

Half of the squid sisters are dead. Someone post that webm of Marie's skeleton.


6ea234 No.13919524

>>13917559

>Why does it matter to you who you play with? Novelty?

As I have said, Japan is where the hardcore motherfuckers are. I feel that the bracket I am in is unbalanced with shitters and pros thrown in the same rank. It is always a case that out of 8 there will be an unbalance of pro players and shit players who can't bother to do the objective until the last minute.


da83d9 No.13919926

File: b352cbfd2d18e7f⋯.png (224.03 KB, 665x625, 133:125, (you).png)

>>13919467

here i think i have what you need


c97e59 No.13919929

>>13919524

>Japan is where the hardcore motherfuckers are

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKIN HARDCORE

YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT


09a7cc No.13919989

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13919926

Found it faggot. She's dead.


24eca4 No.13919994

*somebody please post porn*


8c41ff No.13920015

File: 4a098062a2fa927⋯.webm (2.21 MB, 640x358, 320:179, Remove Japs.webm)


ceac51 No.13920649

>>13919929

>Not playing with hardcore players to git gud

Found the casual faggot.


c97e59 No.13920808

>>13920649

>He doesn't shoot up meth while listening to bane and raping grown men between his Japanese only matches

I bet you get bruises from super soakers, squidlet


557bdd No.13922254

>>13913718

>I don't know why that is but I love you squiggers, these threads are the only shred of imageboard culture left that I participate in. Anyone else can relate?

With the state of comic books right now, /tv/ becoming a giant shitpost board, and me getting a little too blackpilled these days from /pol/, what little joy I get from most anything is from Splatoon, yeah. I have a few real life friends who bought the game, and we played pretty strongly for about a month and a half, and the game outright died to them. Now all I have are you squids. Thanks for that.


557bdd No.13922260

>>13916350

I want to do ranked pretty badly. I asked my friends to rank up into the Bs, so we could do league, and they all gave up on me instead. I'll add you later.


616b61 No.13922279

File: a170d9639cecca3⋯.jpg (96.3 KB, 676x694, 338:347, octed.jpg)

Why did they turn Callie into an ink burner in the sequel?


8c41ff No.13922362

File: 5fa9ac1835a311a⋯.jpg (117.53 KB, 676x694, 338:347, Octoed.jpg)

>>13922279

Because Calliefags couldn't protect her


da83d9 No.13923237

>>13922260

did they try during different map rotations? seems a bit early for them to be giving up


09a7cc No.13923325

>>13922254

Lol you have not been on /tv/ for the last 2 years. Haha faggot.

Salmon Run anyone? 0413-3672-6426


c257f6 No.13924120

File: fc644b12d03bf21⋯.png (160.13 KB, 910x540, 91:54, eeeeeee.png)

File: 958480e04f9e783⋯.png (347.58 KB, 910x540, 91:54, jjjjjjj.png)

Splatfests were announced last week, by the way. The events will be occuring this upcoming weekend.

Splatfest Europe: Which form of entertainment do you prefer, FILMS or BOOKS?

Splatfest Japan: sponsored by UNIQLO When keeping yourself warm in the winter, do you prefer to wear INNERWEAR or OUTERWEAR? Be sure to check out our HeatTech(TM) underwear and Ultra Light Down(TM) coats!

Splatfest North America + Oceania was not announced. Keep waiting.


cb507a No.13924142

File: ff9dafb16574da7⋯.jpg (53.15 KB, 751x615, 751:615, fb6eebf6ae48ceae371c8d39cd….jpg)

>>13924120

Wow, Europe actually got an ok splatfest.


ca1f3f No.13924227

Where are the /ara/ octolings at?


369cb5 No.13924367

File: 4281ef6dfd1cc78⋯.png (483.67 KB, 1200x593, 1200:593, Tank Time.png)

>>13913507

MAKE MEMES


cb8108 No.13924502

File: 34583f70333ad71⋯.webm (5.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, OhBabyATriple.webm)


616b61 No.13924526

File: d556ba284a7e105⋯.png (402.38 KB, 680x774, 340:387, 757401c5901f08554fc0c0ae8d….png)

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File: 1c5fe19bc5b2487⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1280x1396, 320:349, 1443327603652-0.png)


09a7cc No.13924544

>>13924502

How do you record videos?


cb8108 No.13924590

File: f8d392f0561661d⋯.webm (7.38 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, EyeOfTheInkstorm.webm)

>>13924544 (checked)

It was added as a basic Switch feature a month ago; just hold down the Capture button for a moment, and it'll save the previous 30 seconds of gameplay.

As for uploading it, the only options right now are Kikebook and Twitstapo; I usually grab the posted video with a download tool, and WEBM it from there.


d0f98e No.13924672

>>13924120

>Europe

It's like they want to give me a monthly chuckle, but this one is far from their worst.

>>13924590

I'd like to try the SD card but I don't have one. From what I understand that's how you get the highest resolution stills so I'm banking on it being best for video too. Sometimes the twat videos are a blurry smear for half the video.


5e1f2b No.13924701

File: 7cb8854edfa4326⋯.mp4 (7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2017120518341601-CBA841B50….mp4)

File: 6417a6ea15c46ee⋯.mp4 (6.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2017120518351001-CBA841B50….mp4)

I've been playing with the brella for ten to twenty hours now. Tell me what you think of my prowess. I've only been playing for a little over 100 hours, but most of that was with other weapons.

Not shown here are the many deaths I've experienced, most often I believe due to closing the umbrella prematurely to avoid takeoff, which is something I need to improve on. I like the brella's play style; no longer do I splat easily from out of range weapons and it's particularly nice to get close to a sniper with the brella up, waiting for them to give one last feeble shot at me before being splatted.

I've checked the video metadata with exiftool and it seems fine to upload them straight from the Switch.

I've not tried the other model brella, but I expect to soon; I imagine it trades speed for strength, which is nice.

Here's my friend code: 3844-7089-4108

I'm A in splat-zones and A+ in the other two and have never had the chance to play league before.

>>13924590

>As for uploading it, the only options right now are Kikebook and Twitstapo; I usually grab the posted video with a download tool, and WEBM it from there.

Use a MicroSD card and save it directly from the data management in the settings; it accepts FAT, so I didn't even need to have the system format it. It will create a Nintendo folder in the root.


5e1f2b No.13924704

File: 99d002258d75513⋯.mp4 (13.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2017120518362001-CBA841B50….mp4)

Interestingly, the Switch playback of the last video was butchered, but fine outside.


8c41ff No.13924714

>>13924227

>>13924227

>Where are the /ara/ octolings at?

On my dead hard drive


d0f98e No.13924765

>>13924701

Thanks for the SD card info. So all three of your videos were recorded with the switch built in recorder? Much nicer quality than the other options.

Brella - you've certainly got some good blocks in there. I liked the strafe matching, and the double team answer.

I have a couple brella specific questions.

If you stand in front of a friend (while facing away from that friend) and block an enemies attack with the brella, can your friend's fire go through your brella (assuming you aren't blocking their fire with your body)?

What are the best circumstances to launch the brella? Is it ever practical as a detached moving shield? Should one avoid launching the brella regardless of situation?


5e1f2b No.13924810

>>13924765

>So all three of your videos were recorded with the switch built in recorder?

Yes.

>Brella - you've certainly got some good blocks in there. I liked the strafe matching, and the double team answer.

Thanks. I think the double team thought they'd splatted me and moved on.

>If you stand in front of a friend (while facing away from that friend) and block an enemies attack with the brella, can your friend's fire go through your brella (assuming you aren't blocking their fire with your body)?

I don't know, but I'm inclined to believe that's not the case. From the way it looks, ink saturates the brella and I wouldn't expect this to change from that, but it may help add life to it before it breaks.

>What are the best circumstances to launch the brella? Is it ever practical as a detached moving shield? Should one avoid launching the brella regardless of situation?

I believe they may have added that mechanic to prevent an easier shield. I've only ever launched it once or twice for fun or at the very beginning of a match when I didn't need it, to help spread some ink. The larger brella seems much more useful for this, as it's apparently a one-hit splat and much harder to break, so I expect to do this more with that one. Just last match I was pushed back by this brella being launched at me; I had to destroy it before it reached me and I could progress, but it certainly cost me time, although I could've tried going around it, but I didn't.


d0f98e No.13924918

File: d1ce08ddedd439c⋯.mp4 (2.44 MB, 640x360, 16:9, q30oZH6ZdZgVtrWu.mp4)

File: d6e6809871290b1⋯.mp4 (1.15 MB, 640x360, 16:9, POUh6nTUU3TUeYzm.mp4)

>>13924810

I should have just done this from the get go, but I believe I have answered the question on this, which if so, I think this adds a clear benefit for the brella and ability to protect teammates.


ca1f3f No.13925048

Is this game more worth getting into than the last? Do I need to have had a personal connection with Callie and Marie to understand the one's disappearance?


514ace No.13925082

>>13925048

Not really..

Im just playing to re adjust my range blaster gameplay.


514ace No.13925216

File: b1e697b88adc21e⋯.jpg (11.2 KB, 320x287, 320:287, 1403489610144.jpg)

>Thermal ability is so fucking ass for blasters but benefits other weapons with 2 or 5 shot kills

This ability is the most useless out of all of them. The few abilities to use is the Ink savers Swim speed ink resistance Quick respawn(Optional) and Ninja squid


09a7cc No.13925255

When will American splat fest had Whites vs Blacks?


c257f6 No.13925311

>>13925216

>Quick respawn(Optional)

Why would you think that's useful? Only works if you die twice without getting any splats.

It's only good for pacifist meme builds, like a suicidal Tenta-Brella that does absolutely nothing with his life except stand on the tower.


565bef No.13925350

File: 651718141c6bb85⋯.png (101.22 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 2a5be6c5e9fe087bff4eec849d….png)

>>13925255

The day the south rises again of course.


f6aeea No.13925412

>>13925048

>Is this game more worth getting into than the last?

Well, Splatoon 1 is effectively dead. No splatfests, no updates, nothing. Splatoon 2 has a new game mode, Salmon Run, which Splatoon 1 doesn't have, and the squids here really like it. There's also another game mode coming in like two weeks.

>Do I need to have had a personal connection with Callie and Marie to understand the one's disappearance?

No. All you need to know is that Callie and Marie hosted everything in the first game. They were very popular pop icons canonically, and it should technically be a big deal that Callie is missing, but nobody in Inkopolis really seems to mention it other than Marie. The story for Splatoon isn't particularly deep unless you read the scrolls, and you won't suffer because you didn't play the first game.


f6aeea No.13925433

>>13923237

They're not very good. I added you. What's with the moon runes?


f6aeea No.13925454

File: 6af323303b61e47⋯.jpg (38.02 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 6af323303b61e47ba31ade49fa….jpg)

6047 2797 7497 Splat Bon I draw a lot in the plaza, too, but nobody sees my shit, apparently,


f6aeea No.13925515

>>13924918

Interesting, P. I have a friend who plays splat brella. I'll be showing him these.


e23f7b No.13925637

>>13925454

>I draw a lot in the plaza, too, but nobody sees my shit, apparently,

its why i stopped drawing on there.

added everyone on here.


695c4e No.13925721

File: 27e10c63a522b20⋯.jpg (131.15 KB, 1165x650, 233:130, CIA is kewl.jpg)

>>13924120

>Europe got a slightly non-shit Splatfest for now

Once again Pearl gets the best option in Splatfest.


d0f98e No.13925803

File: 4f07c1b6c318c85⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 130.41 KB, 484x720, 121:180, groom-texas1.jpg)

>>13925515

Hopefully he can utilize it. I bet some interesting gimmicks could be made with two players trying to work with this mechanic.


e23f7b No.13926854

File: 8f4f450e49f94ab⋯.mp4 (15.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wN31Z6PKrNCXSO8F.mp4)

>>13924765

>can your friend's fire go through your brella

yep. its real useful when in a firefight. but i think it blocks your pal's vision which sucks. but if the enemy is close enough for that to be the case, you can donk them with the shield for adequate damage.

the only thing that doesnt go trough an umbrella is bubbles. at least your own bubbles. havent tested it out with others bubbles.

which of course leads to an interesting combo the big brella has.

1) release brella

2) run behind it while activating and firing the bubble special

3)then shoot at it once or twice.

works better with object shredder (pops faster) and special power up (bigger bubbles) and a few special charge up subs (or special saver if you die a lot) for spicyness.

can basically instantly cap the point on many maps in splatzone and generally clears out an area real easy with little threat to you unless they are right up on ya already.


a087c8 No.13930476

File: b9127565fb5bc40⋯.jpg (399.16 KB, 1009x757, 1009:757, slant_zone.jpg)

>>13926854

Hell yeah that's good to know thank you for the tip. This gets me wondering how powerful the ejected octo brella with object shredder is against the baller. I hadn't considered shredder with octo brella but now I'm thinking about trying to build a set around that combo. Definitely have some testing to do now


19846b No.13930493

File: 73bc0b0ddaad710⋯.gif (52.55 KB, 500x573, 500:573, 12938718293.gif)

>Teammate about to die to Splashdown

>Drop down infront of them

>Put up the brella

>Save them

>Enemy kid immediately gets killed by teammate's blaster

>BOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAH


19846b No.13930586

>>13930493

On a related note, I really fucking want Marco Rossi hairstyle, since we already have headbands.


a087c8 No.13930605

File: 55585b059fb179c⋯.png (73.33 KB, 256x256, 1:1, S2_Weapon_Main_Tenta_Brell….png)

>>13930493

That's the good stuff. That's what I like about the brella, it seems like it was designed around the squid that seeks out opportunities to work with/for his teammates. Especially the tenta wow I've been calling it octo for a while now oh it's a fucking tent with the beakons and bubble blower.

>>13930586

Pompadour when???


09a7cc No.13930654

>>13923325

Salmon Run, Join now to kill these sea creatures scum.


a087c8 No.13930720


a087c8 No.13930735

>>13930654

Post when you have a room up


8cd985 No.13930746

>>13924526

That arttwork is fucking garbage, take that shit back to tumblr.


29801f No.13930760

File: fde62898cb5c769⋯.png (94.78 KB, 202x242, 101:121, fde62898cb5c76938efcc6dc9e….png)


8cd985 No.13930764

File: 8e3070f5a9f4d3e⋯.jpg (823.9 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, arigatou, doc-san.jpg)


a087c8 No.13930793

Fuck it I'll put a room up 6598 5298 2488 I was so close to rolling 1488 in my FC


5e1f2b No.13930913

>the room is full

I'll make a second room, I guess. Here's my code >>13924701


ef05c4 No.13930931

Are you squiggers still on? We need a better means of communication. Like a chatroom or something.


a087c8 No.13930938

Hey LF wait for these fellas

>>13930913

Just opened up

>>13930931

Still on


a087c8 No.13930944

The room disappears when a team enters a match it's stupid you should be able to que.


5e1f2b No.13930946

>>13930938

Alright. I closed my room.


f1fb55 No.13930981

Timing was really convenient. I just got home from work an hour ago.


5e1f2b No.13931006

Since that broke up, want to play league now?


09a7cc No.13931010

File: c9f6aa26586e294⋯.png (327.76 KB, 720x419, 720:419, c9f.png)

I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GUY!!!!


a087c8 No.13931011

>>13931006

I can't league


5e1f2b No.13931015

>>13931011

Well shit. I've never had the chance to play some stress free league games before. I have the room open for whenever we have enough, I guess.


f1fb55 No.13931017

I'm B rank. Does that make me eligible? Also, I need my daily super bonuses.


09a7cc No.13931019

>>13931006

C rank.


a087c8 No.13931042

Post to let me know if you want me to wait for you in SR


09a7cc No.13931043

>>13931042

I got off.


5e1f2b No.13931048

I guess it's back to Salmon Run, then.


5e1f2b No.13931059

I'm the fifth wheel, it seems.


5e1f2b No.13931067

I'm back to waiting for league. I have time to burn, so I can wait.


a087c8 No.13931076


f1fb55 No.13931077

Are we resetting SR rooms?


f1fb55 No.13931079

Splat Bon and t PRAISE t are in one. Are there 4 of us or 5?


a087c8 No.13931080

>>13931077

Don't believe there's a need to reset


a087c8 No.13931084

>>13931079

We're at 3/4


5e1f2b No.13931086

>>13931067

Scratch this, again. I'm in the room now.


a087c8 No.13931100

Going in for a round with one spot open let me know if you want me to keep it open for you


8cd985 No.13931105

>>13930931

It's called Mumble, it's right in the OP you octonigger


09a7cc No.13931124

>>13931105

The mumble is ran by a bunch of power tripping fags.


f1fb55 No.13931128

>>13931105

The current group isn't interested in mumble. It's in the OP.


d6702a No.13931134

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Does splatoon 2 reuse that silly theme song?


09a7cc No.13931146

>>13931134

Sadly no.


369cb5 No.13931152

File: f05d7cbd86c33a1⋯.png (168.31 KB, 417x578, 417:578, What did you say.png)

>>13931124

I don't know where you got that, but it isn't the case.

>>13913507

>An alternative for easy matchmaking and coordination is being currently sought out for those disinterested in non-voice chat. Suggestions are welcome.

Suggestion: fuck you


f1fb55 No.13931166

>>13931152

You've been really butthurt about people not wanting to go on mumble


369cb5 No.13931176

File: 18af411d3505cd7⋯.jpeg (37.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 18af411d3505cd727b2212489….jpeg)

>>13931166

Not really, but I do understand the complicated intricacies of Mumble. I myself barely was able to get through the installation -even with my 19 years of PC gaming experience.


f1fb55 No.13931201

>>13931176

I'm sorry to hear you're functionally retarded.


a087c8 No.13931204

I'm good for a couple more then I'm out


5e1f2b No.13931210

File: a2afdd63527a795⋯.jpg (66.29 KB, 475x469, 475:469, a2afdd63527a795bd02826616c….jpg)

>tfw you always get the most eggs in Salmon Run


f1fb55 No.13931246

One more win t PRAISE t, and I'm taking off. :^)


a087c8 No.13931247

Fun playing


f1fb55 No.13931251

>>13931247

Yeah. Much love, squids.


19abda No.13931303

File: 4f1b2924a445414⋯.png (773.31 KB, 1028x640, 257:160, happy holidays from hirosh….png)

I don't know why I bothered to make this, I don't even play splatoon or post in the threads


09a7cc No.13931352

>>13931303

Wish you added in a ink strike/missile.


2b4858 No.13931381

Haven't played much since release so I'm not used to things but here's my FC: SW-4086-9940-3900


b7f5ee No.13931407

File: 6e6dd1b862b06b5⋯.png (28.9 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 6e6dd1b862b06b5b90f6cd9b91….png)

Why the fuck wont they let us play as Octolingss?!


a087c8 No.13931409

>>13931381

I'm done for the night but should be on tomorrow night


f1fb55 No.13931447

>>13931381

Added you, squigger.


09a7cc No.13931852

>>13931407

Why play as an nigger?


a07f0f No.13931884

>>13931010

They should either nerf the spawn rate on these, fix the way bombs go in, or have an alternate way of hurting them aside from just the bombs or stinger. These and small frys can feel real cheap at times.


a087c8 No.13931966

>>13931884

Maybe u shud buf ur fukn abilit fagor


d92102 No.13933160

Am I missing something with salmon run or is it piss easy?

I only played like 3 games though, does it get harder over time?


da83d9 No.13933850

File: f1fc0bf18419ed4⋯.png (175.15 KB, 4167x4041, 463:449, 1460614970638.png)

>>13933160

>does it get harder over time?

yes


297512 No.13933879

>>13933160

The "% Pay Grade" is a general measure of enemy intensity / difficulty level, and your current employee title affects how many Golden Eggs you're expected to get per round / who you get paired with in online matchmaking.

When you play public Salmon Run at the top rank (Profreshional), people have an average pay grade of 175% - 225%, and I think the game allows it to go as high as 1000%.

As a newbie, you've just got to power through the lower tiers, until you reach the good shit at the top.


a087c8 No.13934118

>>13933879

You'll max out at 999 I believe but your pay grade % won't get that high. Your pay grade % gets passed by the other number somewhere in the 200s and doesn't catch back up


2f7e86 No.13934705

File: f97e3b30ba01bc2⋯.gif (1.92 MB, 296x318, 148:159, 107.gif)

Marie is no longer best girl, all hail hat mom flow


f1be89 No.13934725

>>13934705

You say that like Marie was ever best girl.


207858 No.13934735

File: 61a5f3f280a9ab8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 156.57 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1438319958809-1.png)

>>13934725

Best girl is generic octoling,marina is a nigger.


2f7e86 No.13934741

File: e61aaf43382b50f⋯.png (7.52 KB, 96x96, 1:1, 340761816546279424.png)

>>13934725

marie was best girl in splat1, callie was a THOT

but flow is such a sweet cutie


8c41ff No.13934781

>>13934725

t.buttmad calliefag who couldn't protect his waifu from being an OCTOED.COM star


da83d9 No.13934818

File: 44b4b110ac06b73⋯.jpg (37.92 KB, 500x708, 125:177, d729a4f53a4574032d1a7a1074….jpg)

i guess you dont deserve them


369cb5 No.13934823

File: aeb4f4d018b2e27⋯.jpg (33.44 KB, 625x626, 625:626, 10caf6d992620e0b90cbb4ac22….jpg)

>>13931201

Not getting that statement is proof you have nothing to do with the usual squids in these parts.

Lurk you fucking faggot. Don't come in acting like you know what you're talking about.


5e1f2b No.13935277

So is anyone wanting to play league?


7185cb No.13935522

>>13935277

I would. Splat Bon I'm at work right now, though. There's always the weekend, too, if you're interested. B is high enough to get started, right?


5e1f2b No.13935559

>>13935522

That sounds good. The game should tell you when you get a high enough rank.


7185cb No.13936714

>>13935559

Pretty sure I'm high enough. I usually get home at 9 pm CST mon-fri if you want to play during the week and it's not inconvenient.


5e1f2b No.13936896

>>13936714

That sounds good. I should be able to play for at least half an hour with that.


5040d6 No.13936957

sex the squid

sex the kid


29801f No.13937062

File: a01dc42b9c362e9⋯.jpg (70.35 KB, 643x759, 643:759, a01dc42b9c362e9810ee58e640….jpg)


5e1f2b No.13937851

File: 6bc14b358687c03⋯.jpg (287.75 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2017120720371100-CBA841B50….jpg)

>love getting close to snipers with the brella and splatting them

>can't because there's dual snipers and they're being guarded by a brush and roller

>my team doesn't seem good either

>lose the match

>get matched with them again

>they're a squid down

I don't like snipers. Maybe it's because of how sneaky they try to be or maybe I've just come across too many snipers that will squidbag every time they splat you, no matter how poorly they're doing. Maybe this leads me to believe many of them are children. The snipers I went up against this time weren't even level 10.

Which class do you hunt down and dislike, squids?


2f7e86 No.13938301

File: 99046fba8242494⋯.jpg (442.36 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 5649353d7fe91.jpg)

are there any shoes in splatoon 2 that match the color of your ink? I'm trying to get some fully ink-colored fashion goin on

pic related is the last outfit i used in splatoon 1


5e1f2b No.13938651

>>13936714

Let's try this tomorrow, then. I'm about to quit for the day.


e4f95e No.13938735

File: 788a577023ffc13⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 331.92 KB, 640x581, 640:581, hug.png)

File: 5c123697f4fa423⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 488.35 KB, 1440x1706, 720:853, fug.jpg)

>>13936957

Squids are for hug.

Kids are for fug.


f1fb55 No.13938988

>>13938651

I'll jump on immediately tomorrow when I get home, then.


2c6b14 No.13939119

>>13937851

>Which class do you hunt down and dislike, squids?

Chargers and aerosprays/sploosh-o-matics. Most charger users I know are cowardly, and aerofags are just pussies who don't want to learn to play the game.


2f7e86 No.13939290

File: 0bdc84bae7b6e23⋯.gif (112.46 KB, 243x351, 9:13, nOiuJib.gif)

>>13937851

I've had a blood feud with rollerfags since day 1


2c6b14 No.13939431

>>13938301

I took a look at my shoe inventory. I have all the base game shoes and a handful of the new shoes from the big update. From what I have, I don't see a single pair that changes with ink color.


f1fb55 No.13939467

>>13938651

Oh. What weapon do you want me to use? I usually run splattershot, octobrush, and Tri-slosher


2f7e86 No.13939655

File: 2357893796e100d⋯.jpg (61.62 KB, 538x445, 538:445, 1500162904708.jpg)

>>13939431

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


2f7e86 No.13939684

File: 70d9eda0ac911bc⋯.png (124.65 KB, 956x1242, 478:621, 1508536030151.png)

>>13939431

what about the punk whites? does the tag change with ink?


369cb5 No.13939732

File: 3eb4c964c9ace70⋯.png (382.76 KB, 1200x593, 1200:593, Ultimate Woomy.png)


2c6b14 No.13940567

>>13939684

I believe the tag stays yellow regardless of ink color. I distinctly remember Splatoon 1 having shoes where the socks change color, but that definitely doesn't seem to be the case in Splatoon 2, as I'm a huge fan of the strapping whites and strapping reds, and they definitely don't change color.


f1fb55 No.13941263

File: e8560249d772a27⋯.png (804.3 KB, 1200x593, 1200:593, detroit.png)

Here you go, squiddos.


478eb3 No.13941398

File: d0445a3b0fb1448⋯.jpg (6.29 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>losing match

>can't figure out why, everyone's out on the field

>able to check out the scores after a close loss

>everyone on team went hard as hell, high scores down until the last dude

>last dude is level 30 with straight zeros

Lost my 15 freshness due to that jackoff which made it so much worse


478eb3 No.13941412

>>13930764

Gee thanks!


5e1f2b No.13943217

>>13939467

I have no preference. I'm going to be using the brella, which is especially great for tower control, and may use the tentabrella later on, as I've not had a chance at that yet.


297512 No.13943283

File: a3bea3cc634f737⋯.jpg (68.46 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DQgx8BCU8AE1dVW.jpg orig.jpg)

File: 1b3da8e725c1970⋯.jpg (172.73 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DQgx8w1UEAEd63H.jpg orig.jpg)

File: 2d43c6c17d6f88d⋯.jpg (254.49 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DQgx9bbVAAEI33F.jpg orig.jpg)

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER


da83d9 No.13943822

>>13943283

>no zapper dualies


2f7e86 No.13944064

File: 8846fe9c4c54a0e⋯.png (3.97 MB, 1300x800, 13:8, slosher.png)

man the slosher peeves me sometimes, the hitbox is rly inconsistent

left is how it is, right is how it should be. idk why they dont make this a cone, this situation where the large hurtbox ends up past my opponent happens way too many times to count


514ace No.13944392

File: b5dbb0a552928aa⋯.jpg (26.53 KB, 600x589, 600:589, 6af.jpg)

Clam Blitz coming Tuesday

Whose ready for some CLAM BALL

https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897


2f7e86 No.13944423

File: c19b388930135ba⋯.png (3.52 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, fuck moray towers.png)

bitchingpost #2

Moray towers has diseased me, doc says I have 3 months if I'm lucky.


42b603 No.13944511

>>13944423

That's why the flank route you highlighted has to be contested, if you let them have the flank route they can control that higher area with immunity. As you take on the flank route, there is cover you can use to take refuge from the other team, and this cover has a ramp for you. If you can distract them this way then a teammate can even climb up two different walls on the other side and attack that way. Or you can detour up to the grated platform and flank from above, if that would help more, though you must watch for them shooting you off the wall. Moray Towers is cool, lots of different heights and vantages, lots of cover, walls to climb, flank routes, rails. There's always options. You just need to recognize your options.


514ace No.13944519

>>13944423

You know you can throw bombs with a good jump throw at the enemies ink rail Far Left side before the big pit in Moray right?


2f7e86 No.13944576

File: 510820e52921683⋯.jpg (89.48 KB, 195x184, 195:184, marie7.jpg)

>>13944511

the orange/brown route you mean? cause I can see that point but the problem arises that the ramp is still a long sightline where range completely dominates. it's one long downhill sightline even with the cover at the bottom.

Not to mention that the sniper still has coverage on you on your way there, just like he does on the wire and on the quarterpipe->wall route.

It fosters a situation where, if there's a sniper perched on the map, it is every player's sole duty on the opposing team to take care of that sniper. The sniper wields far too much power due to having unchecked sightlines and very few means to be flanked and eliminated.


f9ac81 No.13944796

>>13944576

Sometimes the best thing to do when you think a weapon has too much of an advantage on a map is to use that weapon on that map and see how others deal with you


2f7e86 No.13944826

File: bb79f8f2f9f275f⋯.gif (2.24 MB, 300x300, 1:1, 19989068_1371447646269871_….gif)

>>13944796

this is probably true, though I'm a slosherfag who compensates for poor aim with wide hitboxes and burst damage

kinda a gameplay habit I developed over years of playing TF2, I cant aim precise weapons for the life of me (at least on console, on M&KB I can use pretty much anything consistently but snipers)


f9ac81 No.13944889

>>13944826

Maybe try a Hydra or Heavy Splatling


2f7e86 No.13945898

File: 49c6fae7ef9c318⋯.png (306.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

add me fellas

also why a mumble and not a discord


5e1f2b No.13946017

File: 8f3c3cf2e56940b⋯.jpg (6 MB, 5184x3456, 3:2, IMG_7100.JPG)

>>13945898

I understand the irony of supporting Free Software while discussing a proprietary video game, but Splatoon 2 is really fun and the Switch is a sealed-off little system away from anything important or that I'd use for anything but playing proprietary games.

Discord is a proprietary, centralized service that has recently and unsurprisingly shown itself to be censorious and if you read about it in the news you'll see how it's supposedly this dark chain where evil hackers meet up. This is a lie meant to fool stupid people.

Mumble, on the other hand, is Free Software and can be installed by those actually using it. If the person hosting it causes issues, the group can agree to use a different server and no one even needs to switch clients.

Mumble is like IRC and Discord is like Facebook. Think of it like that.


2f7e86 No.13946067

File: 825859df2de2349⋯.jpg (47.75 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1434943430996-0.jpg)

>>13946017

i mean

there's also just way more you can do with discord, and caring this much about things that dont -really- impact you is a little bit silly

I have discord open pretty much 24/7 for art and work related purposes and it's the most convenient way for me to participate in whatever circles I'm in, which is why I'd much rather have an 8/v/ discord than install mumble for one thing


de7ab1 No.13946081

>>13946067

>caring this much about things that dont -really- impact you is a little bit silly

Kill yourself.


cae376 No.13946091

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13946067

You realize that Discord is made by (((them))) and it's free because they sell your data right? They own any pics, data, and comments you post and will use it against you in combination with the NWO controlled channels of media and subjugation protocols.

Is that ok with you anon?


2f7e86 No.13946101

File: b0904374e41fdbd⋯.png (35.89 KB, 127x164, 127:164, ss (2017-01-11 at 12.10.20….png)

>>13946091

I'm an uninteresting person and I obey the law so I don't really care

also (((them))) is a bad meme and you should crawl back to pol


e4f95e No.13946116

>>13946101

>oy fucking vey nothing to fear nothing to hide lol wow

>the ✡law✡ is good and legal and constitutional, goyim

Reported. Kill yourself.


d1073f No.13946129

>>13946101

You are really lost friend


de7ab1 No.13946135

File: 4af180a72983216⋯.png (28.99 KB, 571x618, 571:618, 4af180a7298321612d7f07f324….png)


2f7e86 No.13946136

File: 5ae65c6c9c7335f⋯.jpg (27.32 KB, 400x383, 400:383, 23621406_1479216778858587_….jpg)

>>13946116

>>the ✡law✡ is good and legal and constitutional

no I just follow it so they have nothing to use against me what the fuck do you think i meant squigger


f6b46b No.13946149

>>13946136

>squigger

please dont use such vulgar language, that is very close to ** which is very offensive


de7ab1 No.13946154

>>13946136

>worried about them having things against use

>has discord open 24 hours a day

Seriously dude, do you even think about these things?


2f7e86 No.13946172

File: 9dbc5b083c707b4⋯.png (354.57 KB, 503x483, 503:483, reaction.png)

>>13946154

I dont put inordinate thought into things I don't want to concern myself with

I simply do not care, I'm gonna live my life and do the things I enjoy. I have enough to deal with without going nutty about the proverbial "(((they)))".


d1073f No.13946190

>>13946172

congratulations, you are the goodest goy


de7ab1 No.13946194

>>13946172

>I dont put thought into things

I noticed.


2f7e86 No.13946213

File: 4060bd61a26cb6f⋯.jpg (230.62 KB, 900x1369, 900:1369, Booster_Gold_v.2_32_virgin.jpg)

>>13946190

and who here is happy with their life? Cause I sure am but I can't imagine you are


5e1f2b No.13946223

I think it's safe to say we're not switching to Discord for now, not that I've been participating in that anyway.

I'm opening a Salmon Run room for now. Who's interested?


d1073f No.13946240

>>13946213

Yeah, not being on those trap erp discord servers ruined my life


2f7e86 No.13946263

>>13946240

having this much disdain for people doing things you dont like cant be psychologically healthy…


cae376 No.13946264

File: de9739bf45e9832⋯.png (279.24 KB, 570x806, 285:403, gotta jew fast.png)

>>13946101

>>13946172

>>13946213

Really my dude? I am a /hikky/ with a pretty boring life, but that doesn't mean I want to use an app where voice samples from your shittalk with other people on MIC, is saved and sold or used for any reason under the sun. I'd rather just uninstall that shit and play on my emulators all day.

It's not that you're some kind of subversive or interesting…it's the fact that you know that they sell all of your data, and you don't give a fuck. That's why your logic is fucked up.


09a7cc No.13946284

>>13946223

I'll hop on for a bit.


d1073f No.13946287

>>13946263

are you admitting being part of trap erp discord groups


2f7e86 No.13946313

>>13946264

it's wrong sure, but it's a top-notch program and I don't really have any reason to care about what goes on beyond the curtain. I don't want to spend my time dwelling on it and actively avoiding it.

Especially considering a lot of work and art partners of mine use it and it exclusively and I'm not gonna convince dozens of people to migrate to a program with fewer features.

>>13946287

no clue what that is, I was talking about discord itself


f9ac81 No.13946320

Powers just kicked back on I'm cracking a brew who up I wanna work 3:16 PRAISE it


695c4e No.13946328

File: 602deddcb744d92⋯.png (347.51 KB, 586x586, 1:1, ISQUIGGYDIGGY.png)

>>13946263

>having this much disdain for people doing things you dont like cant be psychologically healthy…

Oy vey goylem, why'd you get mad at people doing stupid things, why can'tcha let retards be retards.


09a7cc No.13946332

>>13946320

I got a Salmon run room up


2f7e86 No.13946334

>>13946328

i guess most ordinary functioning members of society are truly just retards


5e1f2b No.13946335

>>13946284

I wasn't aware letting random people join happened on a per-match basis. Rejoin.

>>13946320

We're ready.


f9ac81 No.13946350

>>13946332

LF? joining.. communication error….


695c4e No.13946353

>>13946334

Yes, they're called normalfags.


09a7cc No.13946354

Is monkina one of us?


2f7e86 No.13946360

>>13946353

fair enough


cae376 No.13946364

>>13946313

Trap ERP…Transgender Erotic Roleplay. If you do that shit on discord, then you beta believe it's getting sold and kept for blackmail purposes…just in case.

Well, I don't play online games anymore because I am a bitter old man…but if I did, I would use something opensource. Hell, even teamspeak wasn't that bad.


2f7e86 No.13946371

>>13946364

I'm a very clean boy, I'm only on christian erotic roleplay servers…


f9ac81 No.13946377

>>13946332

>>13946335

Let me set my internet up better sorry


cae376 No.13946380

>>13946371

ERP is for thirsty freaks and repressed people. I don't have anything against them, just please do it on something that isn't discord ;P


f9ac81 No.13946443

What the fuck is this EU tier splatfest


5e1f2b No.13946445

Well, the Splatfest is announced for the US.


2f7e86 No.13946460

File: 30f866dc32c9e81⋯.png (3.24 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

looks like they're already changing moray towers based exactly on the reasons I was bothered with it? good on them. looks like these flanks wont be so easy to cover now.


09a7cc No.13946471

Unfriend me if you didn't pick sweater's.


6b3be1 No.13946483

>>13946460

i don't see the change


2f7e86 No.13946508

>>13946483

the wire now has two bends, making it harder for chargers to keep a reticle on a squid who's riding it. there's no longer a gap between the quarterpipe and the wall route, and the conditioning unit has a grate attached to the side so it's easier to climb onto. the ramp next to the wire attaches to the quarterpipe, meaning yo ucan go straight from the ramp to the wall flank while keeping relatively out of the sniper's sightline.


6b3be1 No.13946524

File: c1f29e275b47aeb⋯.jpeg (142.79 KB, 1458x865, 1458:865, DQidN-QVwAUB25z.jpg:orig.jpeg)

us splatfest

<Which bad holiday gift would you rather receive? A Sweater or Socks?

>>13946508

could have been better


c257f6 No.13946546

File: c1f29e275b47aeb⋯.jpg (142.79 KB, 1458x865, 1458:865, nnnnnnn.jpg)

File: be7815a3ee89aef⋯.jpg (184.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Splatfest Alert!.jpg)

File: efed0220fbfea4f⋯.jpg (2.93 MB, 1280x9360, 16:117, Splatfest Dec 2017 NA Open….jpg)

NA Splatfest announced

Which terrible gift would you rather receive this holiday?

Shitty Christmas Sweater VS Horrible Christmas Socks

(((Snowflakes)))


f9ac81 No.13946557

>>13946546

>New nigger holiday announced


5e1f2b No.13946559

So, now some league?


695c4e No.13946561

>>13946524

>Which bad holiday gift would you rather receive? A Sweater or Socks?

Both tbh.


2f7e86 No.13946569

>>13946546

why is pearl such a cutie

she's 100% sister material


f9ac81 No.13946593

File: e2a6bb34eaf94b5⋯.png (2.99 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20171208_212550.png)

>>13946508

There's also a new wire added


2f7e86 No.13946604

>>13946593

not bad, but i dont really see any broad use for it


f9ac81 No.13946618

>>13946604

I agree it's kind of just tacked on


2f7e86 No.13946655

File: 45c7f6275f7a43e⋯.png (140.99 KB, 223x404, 223:404, ss (2017-12-08 at 06.33.29….png)

squiddo under construction

dont have anything useful slotted yet and the shoes are temporary til i get black dakroniks

gonna focus on weapon ink usage reduction and run speed since slosher eats the fuck outta my ink reserves


f9ac81 No.13946691

Well if anyone wants to do some Salmon Run at any point tonight post at me I should be playing as long as I'm awake and the power stays on. Grab my FC >>13930793 PRAISE

I'll be trashed by the time I'm done so when I'm shit in a few hours fuck you

>>13946655

I'm of the understanding that speed increases are more useless in this game, correct me if I'm wrong. You may do better to focus on ink resistance instead of run speed but get another opinion on that


ca1f3f No.13946698

File: e111ddd69d14514⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, palemoon_2017-12-08_21-42-….png)

Did you know there was a Party Crashers this weekend, /v/?


2f7e86 No.13946704

>>13946691

ehhh ink resistance only matters if I get hit B)

if not run speed then I might focvus on reducing the ink usage of my sub since suction bombs eat the FUCK outta my reserves

I wish slosher kept the burst bomb sub, I really miss using those with my bucket :(


6b3be1 No.13946707

>>13946698

Yeah, but you still have to pay 20 dollars per year to play peer to peer multiplayer


ca1f3f No.13946716

>>13946707

No, not until 2018. Also, once a year? I can deal with that.


2f7e86 No.13946733

File: 8086781d167dc9c⋯.png (14.39 KB, 444x286, 222:143, MEME.png)

>>13946707

>20 dollars

>per year

holy shit this is cheap though, thats way better than those kikes at microsoft and sony, jeeesus

this is worth it imo


ca1f3f No.13946734

>>13946091

But have they actually used it against anyone yet?


235786 No.13946737

anyone doing some sr before it ends?

7662-7196-4119


6b3be1 No.13946754

>>13946733

>>13946716

You're paying 20 dollars for nothing but crappy pirated games with poor emulation, no effort for multiplayer servers, nothing.


f9ac81 No.13946759


ca1f3f No.13946764

File: 73d2b4f200cc3a8⋯.png (12.1 KB, 100x100, 1:1, palemoon_2017-09-15_22-42-….png)

>>13946754

>pirated games

Are we talking about the same console?


235786 No.13946766

>>13946759

'k, in a freelance one, will join when done


6b3be1 No.13946767

>>13946764

<not knowing nintendo pirates their own game


f9ac81 No.13946768

>>13946737

Rooms up


ca1f3f No.13946774

>>13946767

Quite the meme you're trying to sell me. Needs some work though.


6b3be1 No.13946784

>>13946774

Don't believe me? I'll show you the truth.

https://archive.fo/pPbeB


ca1f3f No.13946805

>>13946784

Well for one, that was back during the Wii days. It's their property, so they're allowed to do what they want with it, even so far as to download their pirated games if they don't have the source material off-hand. I can see why it's despicable, but it's not *that* appalling.

Besides, no one cares about SMB being on the Wii, let alone being sold. I know, the Jews are evil and shit, but again; who the fuck cares?


e4f95e No.13946821

>>13946136

>being this much of a literal cuckold, by the actual definition of the word

Holy fuck, kill yourself.


2f7e86 No.13946827

>>13946821

mind grabbing a dictionary and double-checking that


e4f95e No.13946832

>>13946546

>nigger holiday

>three wolf moon t-shirt referenced

Fucking yids.


f1fb55 No.13946833

Ready for league, squiddo. Who am I looking for?


e4f95e No.13946837

>>13946827

>the autistic jewish cuckold replies instantly

>proves me right by being too lazy to do it himself

wew


ca1f3f No.13946847

>>13946821

>>13946827

>>13946837

>I like to stay out of trouble

<CUCK!!! CUUUCK CUUCKCUCKCUCKCUK!!!

Yeah, why aren't you a rebel like the hundreds of other people out there? Guess I should start listening to only RAtM from now on.


5e1f2b No.13946854

>>13938988

Are you ready?


e4f95e No.13946855

>>13946847

>I like to stay out of trouble

Holy fucking Christ, you’re mentally ill.


f1fb55 No.13946860

>>13946854

Yes. Who are you?


5e1f2b No.13946868

>>13946860

I'm the brella guy >>13924701 and I've been trying to play league for the first time.


ca1f3f No.13946874

>>13946855

Why yes, I do have a mental condition, just like you and the 88,742 others on 8chan.

What, you think I should go out piss-drunk and punch the closest person I meet? I think maybe you like being in the 5-day slammer a little too much, buddy.


f1fb55 No.13946875

>>13946868

How can I find you?


5e1f2b No.13946885

>>13946875

Aren't you Splat Bon?


f1fb55 No.13946891


f1fb55 No.13946897

>>13946885

>>13946891

I made a room in pairs, but can do whatever is necessary


d0d358 No.13946906

>>13946784

Then how did Nintendo make the late 90's Game Boy Color SMB port known as Super Mario Bros Deluxe then if they didn't have access to the original ROM?


2f7e86 No.13946909

>>13924918

honestly i was hoping that allied fire wouldnt go through them so that there would be specific synergy between sloshers and brellas


f9ac81 No.13947060

We got 2/4 in SR anyone else want to join in on the work?


5e1f2b No.13947062

>>13946897

We started out well and then I did poorly in the second half. It was fun playing, though.


f1fb55 No.13947068

>>13947062

Yeah. Fun playing. I'm bad at this.


369cb5 No.13947072

File: ecb23a1892025f0⋯.jpg (42.54 KB, 750x531, 250:177, Y5XUj1B.jpg)

Sweaters are for plebs


f9ac81 No.13947092

>>13947072

Yeah if you see t PRAISE t on your friends list remove that friend please


cae376 No.13947111

File: c697d48d645aa4a⋯.gif (970.77 KB, 500x490, 50:49, batemanoooyeah.gif)

>>13947072

Mmmmm dat slight cute fatty thigh.

CHADS VISION CAN DETECT THIS FROM 10m.


235786 No.13947119

>>13946768

think i'm done now, thanks for the games


f9ac81 No.13947127

>>13947119

Sure thing


a237ff No.13947148

>>13947072

Does that leave a line when she takes it off?


2f7e86 No.13947154

File: e0e5a2bd9384a36⋯.png (33.86 KB, 332x352, 83:88, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c215305554e8b1a⋯.png (35.45 KB, 324x373, 324:373, ClipboardImage.png)

pour one out for my nigga slosher, burst bombs are no more :'(

i seriously hate suction bombs though


f9ac81 No.13947256

>>13947154

Nah and don't disparage suction bombs either. Great for pressure and forcing movement


e4f95e No.13947298

>>13946874

>delusional illiterate cuckolded faggot wants to curl up and die because doing anything else is offensive to people who want to kill him

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH FELLATE A GUN


2f7e86 No.13947337

>>13947256

i prefer the all around utility of burst bombs, and people know if you threw one you have another, so it can accomplish similar goals of forcing opponents to go where you want them to or to retreat


f9ac81 No.13947556

File: 65da3955a56915b⋯.png (815.05 KB, 820x548, 205:137, Htf.png)

>>13947337

Fuck your burst bombs I ain't pouring a damn thing how's that grab ya


2f7e86 No.13947603

File: 2aa86fe33c00f9b⋯.jpg (149.07 KB, 621x621, 1:1, Dark souls overload _c7ee4….jpg)

i need a squid squad cause lobbying with literal children who have no clue what an "e-nuh-mee" is and cant operate the right stick properly has given me enough of a migraine

you'd think nintendo let loose a bunch of AI whose prime directive is to walk forwards and promptly die


dfaa32 No.13947617

>playing a kids game


2f7e86 No.13947642

File: 7ce85c3ec256eea⋯.jpg (14.75 KB, 500x508, 125:127, 23172613_478918032507934_1….jpg)

>>13947298

imagine being this brainlet


f9ac81 No.13947670

>>13947603

What mode you playing, bucket?


2f7e86 No.13947697

File: 2faec0684968fc3⋯.jpg (43.19 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 10154990_805164202875837_4….jpg)

>>13947670

regular battle, not a comp type of guy in any game but TF2 tbh, and if i did play ranked I wouldnt solo queue


dfaa32 No.13947702

>>13947603

>"w-why are there children playing my kids game?!?!"


e4f95e No.13947729

>>13947642

>delusional illiterate cuckolded faggot wants to curl up and die because doing anything else is offensive to people who want to kill him

Poetry.


2f7e86 No.13947748

File: 76bf2b50b10cc3d⋯.png (19.76 KB, 90x120, 3:4, ss (2017-01-11 at 12.10.33….png)

>>13947729

honestly these posts are hilarious, good on you


f9ac81 No.13947756

>>13947697

TW? I'll play with you but I don't think there's a way to guarantee that we'll team together, which is fine by me, I'm just saying.

On another note did someone shut down cuckchan what the fuck is going on here


2f7e86 No.13947780


f9ac81 No.13947817

File: c4b3b4dc72326be⋯.png (100.14 KB, 500x621, 500:621, sqid.png)


e4f95e No.13947827

>>13947748

>delusional illiterate cuckolded avatarfag wants to curl up and die because doing anything else is offensive to people who want to kill him

Poetry.


2f7e86 No.13947831

>>13947817

no like what does TW mean


695c4e No.13947847

File: e9d0e0395da2fcd⋯.jpg (16.34 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Try Harder Faggot.jpg)

>>13947617

>posting in a thread you dislike


f9ac81 No.13947863

>>13947831

It stands for "central game mode that is the single biggest focus of Splatoon"


2f7e86 No.13947883

File: fb9d3a1e6cb3d06⋯.jpg (396.41 KB, 2000x1695, 400:339, 1435405399351.jpg)

>>13947863

>mfw I'm a brainlet who cant into context clues to solve acronyms

but yeah turf war. didnt splat1 have splat zones in the quickplay lineup? I kinda miss that.


f9ac81 No.13947952

>>13947883

No it rotated just like this one but on 4 hour shifts I'll add you


2f7e86 No.13948039

File: 11e32ddfdaeb53d⋯.jpg (9.72 KB, 191x252, 191:252, 1425660183982-1.jpg)

is there any way to message switch friends? I've had this game for like 2 days maybe, everything's still v new

>>13947952

4 hour shifts?


f9ac81 No.13948065

>>13948039

>is there any way to message switch friends

No

>4 hour shifts

Yeah maps and game modes rotated every four hours in the first game.


2f7e86 No.13948091

>>13948065

oh right

fuck it's been a long time then

posted my FC here if you're gonna add me >>13945898


f9ac81 No.13948105

>>13948091

I'm the nigger you just added now start playing turf war so I can join you holy fuck


2f7e86 No.13948119

File: 125ad281cb68f56⋯.png (290.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, emotee.png)

>>13948105

dont yell at me i was takin a break cause my hand hurty


f1fb55 No.13948136

>>13946471

>>13947072

>>13947092

Can't we all just get along?


f9ac81 No.13948150

>>13948119

I'm in the que. Gonna be pounding brews so expect exceptional gameplay


f9ac81 No.13948160

>>13948136

>Getting along with an ocvtivus celebrating shitskin

sage


2f7e86 No.13948195

File: 47ebc4bc4a2517d⋯.png (174.56 KB, 295x366, 295:366, 1429496570374.png)

>>13948150

how tf did you get zero points


f9ac81 No.13948240

>>13948195

I got kicked from the first round in the very end


2f7e86 No.13948245

>>13948240

OOFT

rest in peace my mans


2f7e86 No.13948251

File: 7f9bfbc4fdb0975⋯.jpg (22.69 KB, 404x397, 404:397, 23130957_364414330674735_5….jpg)

>>13948245

gonna take a break to eat and shits, be back in a few, no worries if you're offline tho


f9ac81 No.13948253

>>13948245

You still playing?


f9ac81 No.13948261

>>13948251

Alright I'll be on salmon if you want me to join you in TW just post and play and I will


2f7e86 No.13948613

>>13948261

aye im queueing


f9ac81 No.13948617

>>13948613

I'll join when this round is over


369cb5 No.13948668

File: 9bcc608c740bc51⋯.jpg (41.81 KB, 570x570, 1:1, waste of space.jpg)

>>13948136

>Fuck your burst bombs I ain't pouring a damn thing how's that grab ya

P H Y S I C A L L Y

R E M O V E

S W E A T E R S


2f7e86 No.13948747

File: 5dfcc8047ecedf4⋯.png (83.92 KB, 194x285, 194:285, ss (2017-01-11 at 12.10.30….png)

>>13948617

yo its been fun but i gotta head off, see'ya


f9ac81 No.13948794

File: f09b9291b55766a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 167.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, fag warmers.png)

>>13948747

Good playin

>>13948668

Did you drop these


cb4b79 No.13950837

File: d73a31028bb0d41⋯.png (150.01 KB, 250x264, 125:132, you are lying to yourself.png)

>>13948613

>>13948617

I'll join you squidheads for turf war some time, but I have friends over this weekend, who happen to also play Splatoon 2, but are not interested in playing today.

t. Splat Bon


2f7e86 No.13951404

File: 7bfd0738c364049⋯.jpg (12.39 KB, 267x200, 267:200, 1508204557961.jpg)

>tfw im a sweaterfag cause i love cardigans and turtlenecks and anything big and woolly, but my feet are so cold

i hope i get some damn socks this year…


9ea729 No.13951967

File: 6ce26f95c28d816⋯.jpg (431.69 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, IMG_20171209_150341.jpg)

File: 924bdf043024c7e⋯.jpg (413.92 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, IMG_20171209_150350.jpg)


2f7e86 No.13952153

File: ae97e62f40444fa⋯.png (960.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

eventually im gonna try and get a cycle king shirt with a different ability, respawn punisher is not my cup of tea


007bb7 No.13952964

File: 777c985bc010b4d⋯.jpg (37.47 KB, 665x574, 95:82, Am I retarded.jpg)

Guys how the fuck do I dualies?


2f7e86 No.13952973

>>13952964

just fuckin roll to mix your opponent up and git gud at landing your shots cause the spread on crouched shots is insanely tight


2f7e86 No.13953092

File: fac9173dd4f712b⋯.jpg (36.04 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 22549722_2040041846282445_….jpg)

I swapped out the slosher for the trislosher and i swear to god why would anyone ever suffer through the slosher the trislosher is fucking legendary


2f7e86 No.13954667

File: 4fd7378e279e2a0⋯.gif (458.5 KB, 420x420, 1:1, woomygif.gif)

what color does your squiddo go best with

gonna collect more screenshots of win screens and get a better rainbow for this


5f8e87 No.13956054

>>13947863

>Playing unranked multiplayer

Casual


8c41ff No.13957159

New thread coming soon


c257f6 No.13957211

File: 9494303adbb24b0⋯.jpg (182.13 KB, 1500x994, 750:497, eeeee.jpg)

File: 354736b1a0dcf77⋯.jpg (24.16 KB, 313x209, 313:209, eee.jpg)

File: 9de0af1acbe5786⋯.jpg (299.12 KB, 2000x1338, 1000:669, jjjjj.jpg)

File: cf776ab248f120a⋯.jpg (21.45 KB, 315x208, 315:208, jjj.jpg)

Results are in for EU and JP Splatfests.

Popularity vote was far from what I expected for EU.

Pearl's winstreak continues unfettered in EU. Marina is now on a 4-win streak in JP. What could possibly stop these madwomen?


369cb5 No.13957303

File: 6cbce43897e8e26⋯.png (126.11 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 389ba38c9fa4a22d8e36b1b103….png)


2f7e86 No.13957522

File: adaaaf3c062409f⋯.png (1.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f50c7e87b350578⋯.png (1.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: db342ff37d07925⋯.png (1.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f9090a5fc5a5923⋯.png (580.05 KB, 640x400, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d3c50d53473df70⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

mfw none of these stages are in spla2n

i reaaaaaally want triggerfish and depot back, come ON


2f7e86 No.13958457

File: 1b0aa28f20bd466⋯.gif (549.99 KB, 420x420, 1:1, woomygif.gif)

took forever but i finally found a match where i was sky blue and won it just to get the last frame


9b67de No.13958797

>>13950837

>Splat Bon

I think I seen you in ranked before. I was Flavortown. I wonder what the odds of being randomly matched with someone on here are


da83d9 No.13959880

>>13958457

thats mondo fresh




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