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File: 1cf789b6809b2d8⋯.jpg (171.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 114325119[1].jpg)

a5065e No.13895173

Can we all take a minute and appreciate how innovative Overwatch is? It's likely the most innovative game of this generation. Let's see

>Was smart enough to get shekels out of retards by popularizing loot crates to get kids addicted to virtual gambling in an already full priced game

>Figured out how to market their games for free by getting twitch streamers and youtubers to shill for them for 0$

>Dumbed down the FPS genre to levels never before seen by taking aiming out of the equation as a required skill

>figured out how to shove Moba mechanics into a an FPS combining the two favorite genres of normalfags into 1

>Manage to make character designs that pleased the retarded SJWs on tumblr and make the beta numales "waifu" and fap to their unoriginal characters

>Managed to make it acceptable to sell a full price game with very little content on release with no server browser or any of the features you would expect from any online game

>Lowered the bar of Esports by making their game so simple that anyone can be a pro, especially with a meta that is so stale and rigid no one has to think about what to do

>Made it acceptable to release a multiplayer game with no balance what so ever

Honestly, I am truly amazed by how visionary Blizzard was with this game. What will they think of next?

4279ac No.13895191

>>13895173

>>Was smart enough to get shekels out of retards by popularizing loot crates to get kids addicted to virtual gambling in an already full priced game

CS:GO

>>Figured out how to market their games for free by getting twitch streamers and youtubers to shill for them for 0$

Literally every streambait memegame.

>>Dumbed down the FPS genre to levels never before seen by taking aiming out of the equation as a required skill

Every non-milsim FPS.

>>figured out how to shove Moba mechanics into a an FPS combining the two favorite genres of normalfags into 1

Savage did that like 15 years ago.

>Manage to make character designs that pleased the retarded SJWs on tumblr and make the beta numales "waifu" and fap to their unoriginal characters

Sonic did that nearly 30 years ago.

>>Managed to make it acceptable to sell a full price game with very little content on release with no server browser or any of the features you would expect from any online game

Every console FPS ever.

>>Lowered the bar of Esports by making their game so simple that anyone can be a pro, especially with a meta that is so stale and rigid no one has to think about what to do

League of Legends.

>>Made it acceptable to release a multiplayer game with no balance what so ever

Every multiplayer FPS after Quake 3.


3d9bab No.13895215

>>13895191

Why is the first post always the kike post?

>CS:GO

Wasn't a full priced game faggot. Even then they didn't have the amazing idea to make it so you can only get contact by gambling and the smartest move of all is to give you free boxes at the start and then slowly take it away so your little brain has to buy those boxes because you are addicted now.


157c94 No.13895221

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13895173

Wow, OP is wrong on his very first point.


8175cf No.13895224

Classic bait


f324f6 No.13895230

File: 7952585c1c1464e⋯.jpg (62.68 KB, 400x409, 400:409, 1429400574170.jpg)

It's shallow TF2 with ASSFAGGOTS thrown in. There isn't anything original or innovative about it.


157c94 No.13895233

>>13895230

Did you just not read the greentext?


a5065e No.13895243

>>13895221

>>13895224

>>13895191

I see you anons don't appreciate Blizzards true innovative drive. Sure other companies have pay 2 win bullshit. But Blizzard was the first big full priced AAA game to market gambling to children and they were the first to it by making lootboxes the only way to get content. It's truly innovative because before people bought the items they wanted. Now they have to buy a shitty box and hope that the item they wanted was in it and if it's not then they have to buy another box and another.


157c94 No.13895245

>>13895243

>But Blizzard was the first big full priced AAA game to market gambling to children

You are factually incorrect, did you watch my embed?


a5065e No.13895252

>>13895245

I did. EA let you also buy direct upgrades. Blizzard is the first to do it so you have to buy a gambling chance to get any content. Stop trying to shill EA, everyone knows blizzard is the true creative thinkers of the industry.


157c94 No.13895255

>>13895245

>EA let you also buy direct upgrades

No, no they did not.


f324f6 No.13895283

File: 0c8d9b09e5e93f5⋯.gif (475.23 KB, 300x245, 60:49, 0c8d9b09e5e93f5bbfcc339711….gif)

>>13895233

Jesus fucking christ, let me take it point by point then.

>Was smart enough to get shekels out of retards by popularizing loot crates to get kids addicted to virtual gambling in an already full priced game

Well, you got me there. It isn't like TF2 has a box price at any point and doesn't have any lootboxes and keys.

>Figured out how to market their games for free by getting twitch streamers and youtubers to shill for them for 0$

Oh yea, TF2 wasn't super meme friendly at all. It's not like it had a massive community shilling it for free well before twitch bullshit was everywhere.

>Dumbed down the FPS genre to levels never before seen by taking aiming out of the equation as a required skill

TF2 is a more casual friendly alternative to the Arena shooters that came before it. Overwatch is an even more casual TF2.

>figured out how to shove Moba mechanics into a an FPS combining the two favorite genres of normalfags into 1

You got me there, though I could argue that loadouts are a precursor to MOBA class bullshit, but I won't.

>Manage to make character designs that pleased the retarded SJWs on tumblr and make the beta numales "waifu" and fap to their unoriginal characters

Not this exactly, but TF2 was definately cartoony and meme friendly to the extreme.

>Managed to make it acceptable to sell a full price game with very little content on release with no server browser or any of the features you would expect from any online game

TF2 was never 'full priced' it started at 20 while Overwatch starts at 40. I'd argue that's semantics though. And TF2 was fairly feature weak early on, it just grew quickly, much faster then Overwatch. TF2 has also has consistent server browser issues, Overwatch just went so casual they said 'fuck server browsers' entirely.

>Lowered the bar of Esports by making their game so simple that anyone can be a pro, especially with a meta that is so stale and rigid no one has to think about what to do

Again, got me there.

>Made it acceptable to release a multiplayer game with no balance what so ever

TF2 STILL isn't a balanced game and each time Valve tries, they get the 6v6 autists screeching about how Heavy's making it to mid in any reasonable amount of time is ruining their meta.

Most of the OP can still be applied to TF2, it's just not a 1 for 1 comparison because TF2 is so much god damn older, but the idea is still the same. A casual friendly, character rich, meme friendly. In almost all ways, Overwatch is a redone TF2.


157c94 No.13895296

>>13895283

I meant that only as in it seemed you thought OP was being serious in his "praise".


f324f6 No.13895305

File: 7b5a8ed04fe4314⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 380x214, 190:107, 7b5a8ed04fe4314f10949d0faf….gif)

>>13895296

Ah. I did notice, my point was simply that not just game mechanics, but in almost every way measurable, Overwatch is really just TF2 redone, only even more casual. Even the way they acquire shekels and meme their audience is the same.


a5065e No.13895306

>>13895283

TF2 lootboxes became a thing about the thing it went free to play so it doesn't count. Also you can get items directly.

So sorry valve fanboy, they weren't as smart as Blizzard.


157c94 No.13895313

>>13895309

/r/ing that /owg/ is pozzed pic.


3905cd No.13895314

>>13895309

Make up for it by showing all of us your naked body.


157c94 No.13895321

>>13895320

I bet that other anon feels scammed.


3905cd No.13895328

>>13895320

Then quit not looking good and not looking feminine and shave and then show us your naked body.


f324f6 No.13895335

File: 85c604a2eef1d8c⋯.gif (6.75 MB, 368x208, 23:13, 85c604a2eef1d8c5802c85be76….gif)

>>13895334


c9874b No.13895340

I can't believe people are still mad about Overwatch jesus fuck


38bced No.13895342

This isn't nearly as novel or funny as toddposting


15c92d No.13895361

File: b080bc138045aea⋯.png (110.91 KB, 210x414, 35:69, IMG_3911.PNG)

>>13895342

>toddposting

>novel or funny at all


8175cf No.13895369

File: 6803d7cabe21f64⋯.webm (285.29 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Who is laughing now.webm)

>>13895361

> he doesn't like toddposting


15c92d No.13895374

File: 0ec84efdb67bf26⋯.jpg (25.05 KB, 437x319, 437:319, IMG_3516.JPG)

>>13895369

>he likes toddposting


3905cd No.13895378

>>13895374

I like furryposting


15c92d No.13895391

File: 5f8d416b0f8d453⋯.png (148.38 KB, 353x319, 353:319, IMG_3097.PNG)

>>13895378

Well I don't like fagposting either.


8175cf No.13895393

File: 59449093f12f6ff⋯.png (617.15 KB, 1178x737, 1178:737, growls.png)

>>13895391

>he doesn't like ayyposting


de2d5c No.13895400

File: 00812a03dfcc33f⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 523.51 KB, 320x180, 16:9, ayy.mp4)

>>13895393

>ayy posting

Good taste.


1163fc No.13895401

File: a54c658c86d015a⋯.jpg (93.54 KB, 787x960, 787:960, 2031737423818514.jpg)

Who is this David Bowie bitch they added to the game I might play on a free weekend because of her.


fbeeb9 No.13895657

>>13895191

Sure, these things have been done before, but Overwatch is still quite the accomplishment for how it manages to stuff this much bullshit into a single download.


38bced No.13895671

>>13895320

Should still post.


d96424 No.13895728

>>13895221

>"what if i told you overwatch were actually making very little from the sale of their lootboxes"

give good goy blizzard all your money :^)

>…"cosmetic based lootboxes in tf2…"

tf2 has unlockables behind lootboxes

>quotes jim sterling and thanks him

that's the moment where you know the guy in the video is shit

>starts to defend activision blizzard microtransaction models

he even fucking defends phone apps where you can buy extra lives

Next time just link to a kid unboxing FIFA cards


9236ec No.13895733

Why are you idiots even replying to this guy? He's obviously shitposting.


a9db9a No.13895755

>>13895173

I know this is bait but fuck you anyway.


e36cc9 No.13896058

i want to fuck the hell out of dva


a6f791 No.13896973

File: 93a00a9a6db4b4f⋯.png (223.82 KB, 1083x250, 1083:250, Average OW player.png)

File: 9b649b0bdd3a7cb⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Overwatch anon.png)

File: 933b6e65b64da5e⋯.png (566.9 KB, 1160x684, 290:171, overshills.png)

>>13895733

>>13895755

>LEAVE BLIZZARD ALONE YOU NASTY TROLL

Kek. Fuck you blizzdrones. Go back to fucking 4chan faggots.


aeeca6 No.13897186

Wait, blizzdrones still exist on /v/? I know the mod still is due to this bump lock, kek.


e36cc9 No.13897508

>>13897186

>incomprehensible "english"

>kek

go back


000000 No.13898037

>>13895173

>Can we all take a minute

I want Reddit to leave.


ef90f7 No.13898046

>>13897508

I forgot that blizzdrones literally can't comprehend someone not sucking blizcock.


ef90f7 No.13898083

>>13898037

Did you even read the post?


7b6a33 No.13901547

File: 0a10872171f7007⋯.jpg (33.47 KB, 479x135, 479:135, Overwatch headcannon.jpg)

File: 97f880adef778a7⋯.png (50.04 KB, 621x167, 621:167, Overwatch, get banned for ….png)

File: 82de7283d48eaa2⋯.jpg (148.84 KB, 472x1046, 236:523, CURRENT YEAR overwatch.jpg)




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